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7:00 PM
11 mins ago, by Ethan Bierlein
12 minutes @Quill
^^ LIES!!!
 
No.... Maybe... I DON'T KNOW HELP ME
 
59 minutes.
 
Time to start refreshing the page like crazy.
 
wellll, I'm going back to bed for the next 30
I can't read
 
Damn, monkey was right. Please don't tell me that my PC time zone was set wrong all this time.
 
7:01 PM
I lol'd
 
@Jamal Don't worry, I'll nominate you if you miss it.
 
Aaahg. I have to wait another hour...
 
I won't be missing it.
 
After all, I want to be the moderator nominator.
 
@Vogel612 I'm not ;-;
 
7:02 PM
Suggest listing this on Code Review instead of here, since your code does appear to basically work. — Kevin just now
 
@QPaysTaxes Of course not.
 
@Hosch250 Can you say that in an arny voice?
 
@Quill No.
 
In order for a nomination to be valid, it has to be edited and "accepted" by the nominated candidate. I won't do that.
 
@Hosch250 Darn, well, how about Steve Jobs giving a product announcement voice
 
7:03 PM
@Jamal No.
 
From reading about the first SO election, I read they had to rescue themselves if they didn't want to run.
 
@QPaysTaxes Feel free, but you know what I will do.
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@QPaysTaxes Don't waste your time, and the current mods time
 
@Quill No, I don't care for Steve Jobs, and I don't know what he sounded like.
 
Hello @Undo
 
7:03 PM
@Mast I had already put a post notice anyway. Perhaps someone can come up with an actual review.
 
Hello @EthanBierlein
 
*trumpets blare*
 
Incoming possible hypothetical
 
I had reports that the blue-to-black ratio here was far too low
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> nomination period begins

in 55 minutes
le sigh
I'm many things, patient is not one of them.
 
7:05 PM
TS ^^ TS ^^
 
oh, I thought that was starting five minutes ago. Stupid timezones
 
lol ikr
 
> Our general criteria for moderators is as follows:
•patient and fair
 
I'm kinda tempted to post a Meta question about doing something about .
 
@Undo As did basically everyone, including me, who the event's launch is in the middle of my sleep cycle
so lol
 
7:06 PM
I expect all nomination posts to be well-formatted, correctly spelled, and all the good things... if this extra hour of prep did not help with that, then your attention-to-detail is lacking.... and that is considered an important skill for mods.
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@rolfl Welp, time to crack open Stackedit
 
I should nominate just to see how nice you people are
 
@QPaysTaxes or eclipse, if you're a weirdo like me..
 
@rolfl Well, I guess Jamal can't edit our mod posts...
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"I have no qualifications, but the people here are nice so you should vote for me"
 
7:07 PM
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Q: JavaScript API for REST

Greg PettitI have a REST API, which naturally you can just use HTTP calls (mainly Ajax) in order to send and receive data. I am building a layer of abstraction on top of the raw REST API for JavaScript Developers. I already use jQuery in the project, so I am using $.ajax(). I feel like I have arrived at a g...

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Q: Function to streamline PDO statements

773This function arguably has little use as it's so simple, but I'm writing a web application with a lot of SQL statements littered all over the place and I thought this function might reduce code duplication and improve readability. I'm wondering if what I'm doing is a good idea, what the "best pra...

 
I write markdown using cat.
 
@EthanBierlein your cat does your markdown?
 
@Undo Oh, when we want to host a mod party, we just throw a couple flags.
 
@Hosch250 nobody said I was running. =;)-
 
@Lyle'sMug Meowkdown
 
7:08 PM
someone tell me what TS means
 
@Lyle'sMug Yes, my cat reads the text, and produces finely formatted papers from it.
 
Theoretical Star.
 
There still is room for humor, but you'd have to be careful with it. Unless your name is Evan Carroll, in which case your entire nomination is a joke.
 
lol
 
I have a couple ideas but none of them seem plausible.
oh okay :P
 
7:08 PM
You can't run unless you know the memes.
Just kidding.
 
@Hosch250 lol
 
@rolfl You should pin the message that I'm replying to in this message.
 
As some homework for the potential mods: The help page the Theory of moderation, the mod agreement, the Mod Cheat Sheet and Mod FAQ
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@EthanBierlein no need. with that many stars it will stick around.
 
7:09 PM
@Undo
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Q: What's a Zombie? And what are the many other memes of Code Review?

Simon André ForsbergWhat is a Zombie? Why are Code Reviewers so violent and talking about killing Zombies all the time? And what ammo are they talking about? What is a TS? What does RSA mean? And what other Code Review-specific memes are there? (As the number of memes grows and grows, and Malachi's wish to vote fo...

 
@CaptainObvious Looks possible off-topic for theoretical, asking for tips on improving the functionality of his function
 
oh dear the flag-handling speed
 
> I will only use such information in connection with performance as a Code Review Stack Exchange moderator for the benefit of Code Review Stack Exchange.
 
Especially the agreement. Don't bother running if you aren't okay with it.
 
@QPaysTaxes I'm just kidding about needed to know the memes.
 
7:10 PM
Or for my own personal enjoyment when someone does something hilarious
gah this room is so fast. Me no like.
 
@Undo tavern is more relaxed, right?
 
@CaptainObvious Looks off-topic
 
@Undo Yeah, it is about 10 times faster than usual, or more.
 
@Vogel612 usually
 
either it's drama or the day to day spam-purging
 
7:11 PM
Tempted to cheat and start using that freeze button when I want two of my messages to be side-by-side
 
suggestion:
write faster
It actually seems to help
 
@Undo Hey, I have never suspended you, have I?
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@rolfl (and the rest of the Mods) have I gotten better with protecting only the questions that truly need it, or do I still sometimes overstep my privilege?
 
@rolfl Actually I think you have
 
And there goes that important message from le starwall.
 
7:12 PM
whoops.
my fault
he did...
 
heya fellas
 
hiya @janos
 
too many people chatting
 
well it's getting lively in here
 
@QPaysTaxes I have power here, whoever ships me the biggest box of candy gets their message pinned. Unless I don't feel like it.
 
7:13 PM
so many people
 
will there be a separate election chatroom?
 
wow, lotsa people
 
@Vogel612 Likely
 
looks like we'll need one
 
7 mins ago, by rolfl
I expect all nomination posts to be well-formatted, correctly spelled, and all the good things... if this extra hour of prep did not help with that, then your attention-to-detail is lacking.... and that is considered an important skill for mods.
 
7:13 PM
I'll make one
 
@Jamal I'd totally support that. Burn it.
 
PLOT TWIST: whoever posts their nomination last is a guaranteed winner.
This'll be interesting >:D
 
@Vogel612 Yes, there will be.
 
@rolfl You'll stay owner of the 2nd monitor right? Or will you lay that down with your moderatorship?
 
@Mast I have no idea.
 
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Q: Python Decorator - inspecting function argument values

user1639926Some of my functions use a "fail_silently" flag. It is used in the following way: def test(a, b, c=1, fail_silently = False) try: return int(a) + c except: if fail_silently: return None raise Therefore, if there is an error, we catch it and fail gracef...

 
@EthanBierlein it'll be automagically created
 
Oh, well, that's a better one.
 
Lol.
 
@EthanBierlein What's that good for? This room is perfectly suitable.
 
7:16 PM
@Mast There's usually an election room.
 
What's the last amount of peak users in The 2nd Monitor record?
 
@EthanBierlein I know. But it's not a bonus in this case.
 
I think we were running onto four lines during the Apr 1st Stack Egg scandal.
 
@QPaysTaxes Try that in VHDL.
@QPaysTaxes Obviously.
 
... Hardware Description Language
 
7:19 PM
@QPaysTaxes That language that Jamal got that one huge upvote on his question
 
@QPaysTaxes VHSIC Hardware Description Language
 
@QPaysTaxes Think programming electronic circuts
 
Very High Speed Integrated Circuit it was I think.
 
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Q: I don't think this tag [functions] quite well

JamalThe tag functions doesn't seem very useful. The tag wiki only states the definition and the questions just... contain functions. In terms of reviewing, there aren't really any differences between questions with just functions or with all the implemented code. Users may just end up using the ta...

 
7:20 PM
so we're also starting to pun burninations?
 
@Vogel612 Oh yes.
 
You're welcome.
 
Crafty, @Jamal, Crafty.
 
these kind of questions should be posted there codereview.stackexchange.comloli 26 secs ago
 
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Q: Burn the books of [learning]?

JamalI've come across learning, which is only tagged with 15 questions right now. It seems unneeded because it doesn't add anything important to the question. We already have beginner, which sort of already implies that the OP is currently learning. If the OP were indeed posting some code for learn...

 
7:23 PM
@nhgrif, I already +1ed them
 
I keep forgetting Trogdor. :-/
 
Answered a python question.
 
@Jamal How could you...
 
This type of question is more suited for Code ReviewCoryKramer 32 secs ago
 
Someone created and . I'm thinking it's time for the former to be blacklisted.
 
7:28 PM
@Jamal dammit, clean up the title, too ...
practice since there's no best, eh?
 
Me too.
 
@Jamal Yes.
Programming, on CR. That's like asking if a sail-boat is water resistant.
 
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Q: External library usage as programming practice

MaxZoomI have encountered following Guava code : Map<String, MyClass>> lookup = Maps.newHashMap(); What are advantages or disadvantages for using it over below code? Which programming practice is better and why? Map<String, MyClass>> lookup = new HashMap<>();

 
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Q: I don't think this tag [functions] quite well

JamalThe tag functions doesn't seem very useful. The tag wiki only states the definition and the questions just... contain functions. In terms of reviewing, there aren't really any differences between questions with just functions or with all the implemented code. Users may just end up using the ta...

 
7:31 PM
@QPaysTaxes It shouldn't.
We're talking about blacklisting here, the most severe punishment a tag can get.
 
@Mast why? does it have any benefit I'm missing?
 
@Vogel612 Somebody might mistake it to be useful. As for programming, if you mistake that to be useful you don't understand the site at all.
So there's a difference between the usage of those tags.
 
Huh, that's an interesting way to settle this room down... throw an election!
 
This question belongs to codereview.stackexchange.com. Also you need to be more precise what is your Set since standard one uses only one generic type. — Pshemo 1 min ago
 
1 min ago, by QPaysTaxes
I got confused between burninating and blacklisting
Actually, that's something that has me confused often too.
Add in synonyms, merging, burnination, blacklisting, and more...
 
7:36 PM
definitely better for codereview. looks fine to me — beresfordt 58 secs ago
I'm voting to close this question as off-topic because this question is asking for a code review rather than a specific answerable question that will be of use to future visitors. — zzzzBov 27 secs ago
 
Blacklisting is usually done with already-burninated tags.
 
@QPaysTaxes I'm not saying it.
@QPaysTaxes I will obfuscate your situation into oblivion.
 
@QPaysTaxes Oh, right lol
15 hours ago, by QPaysTaxes
I'm a dumbass
@QPaysTaxes Did I winrar?
 
Oh god, I'm having the hardest time crafting my nomination "post".
 
@EthanBierlein You haven't written it already?
facedesk
 
7:42 PM
@Mast I've written it and re-written it about 5 times so far.
 
As @zzzzBov hinted, this question is better suited for CodeReview. — Bram Vanroy 19 secs ago
 
So, I've written it, but it never comes out the way I like.
 
@EthanBierlein Wait, we have to do that?
 
what's the rush, there are 16 more minutes
+6 days
 
7:44 PM
@janos Don't know
 
I see you've been reading up on PEP8 ;-)
 
@janos ;-; Yeah, I have, I want to actually earn rep instead of flatlining despite five answers in a day
 
that's the spirit!
(and it's working)
 
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Q: Naming a complex crud function

ThomasReggiI have a function below that does the following uses a bunch of smaller CRUD operations which I call create, retrieve (instead of read), update, delete. Because this function does a bit of everything it can be hard to name it. Here's a bit about its behavior: pass in array of redirects (object...

This may be off-topic, or just in need of a language tag.
 
@Jamal Looks like JS.
 
7:49 PM
@Jamal smells js
.prototype
 
greetings programs
 
Thanks, Santas
 
@Jamal that's JS (ugly JS too)
 
oh, Dan's around :D
 
just about
 
7:51 PM
@DanPantry What happened to your face, Dan?
 
fell down the stairs.
 
I feel this avatar represents my pretentious attitude more.
:^)
 
@Quill btw, the other day I answered 9, and reached 120 rep (but that was my worst day ever). Bad luck happens.
 
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Q: Illogical jQuery Code

Florin PopI have a very illogical jQuery code and I want to see if someone finds a better way to do the exact same thing: jQuery: $(".col-md-3 img").hover(function() { $(this).parent().children(".search").show(); $(this).parent().children(".photo").css("opacity","0.4"); }, function(){ $(this)...

 
and yes, I'm about. Ish. I'm styling up my CV in CSS. I'm losing the battle.
 
7:52 PM
I first saw the username and thought it was Pops.
 
@janos I think it wasn't bad luck for me, probably more bad answers
@QPaysTaxes Thank you :-)
I'm not an @EthanBierlein with Python, but I try
 
@QPaysTaxes don't tempt me. i've learned javascript very well. if I did that I would never get any work done.
 
@Quill TS
 
code review is too addicting.
 
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Q: Illogical jQuery Code

Florin PopI have a very illogical jQuery code and I want to see if someone finds a better way to do the exact same thing: jQuery: $(".col-md-3 img").hover(function() { $(this).parent().children(".search").show(); $(this).parent().children(".photo").css("opacity","0.4"); }, function(){ $(th...

 
7:54 PM
@QPaysTaxes my productivity on my CV has gone down significantly since I logged into 2nd monitor. welp
Curriculum Vitae.
A curriculum vitae (English pronunciation: /kəˈrɪkjʉləm ˈviːtaɪ/, /ˈwiːtaɪ/, or /ˈvaɪtiː/;[1][2] C.V.)[3] is a written overview of a person's experience and other qualifications. In some countries, a C.V. is typically the first item that a potential employer encounters regarding the job seeker and is typically used to screen applicants, often followed by an interview. The official Latin is lowercase CV.
Yeah, I'm putting a lot of effort into this close vote :p
 
@QPaysTaxes VTC, is what you should call close votes
or the act of making them, at least
 
I call it "taking them out behind the shed sheds tear"
It's OK question. You're going to a better place now
can i pet the upvotes george?
 
@QPaysTaxes Just look at the flowers
 
an' live off'a the fat of th' lan'
My surname is Pantry
not DeVito
It's dan, not danny ;-)
 
T-minus 1ish
 
7:58 PM
back to vim before you guys suck me in more to the singularity that is 2nd monitor
 
@QPaysTaxes I could also list all tabs I currently have open
 
@skiwi Don't, the election will be over before you're finished.
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nobody nominated yet? it's been like 5 seconds already
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@QPaysTaxes I'm not saying you should, but we can't stop you from doing it anyway.
 
@QPaysTaxes meh. for the lulz will only get you downvotes..
 
8:02 PM
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Q: 2015 Community Moderator Election

CommunityThe 2015 Community Moderator Election is now underway! Community moderator elections have three phases: Nomination phase Primary phase Election phase Most elections take between two and three weeks, but this depends on how many candidates there are. Please visit the official election page a...

 
yeay,
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there are probably a few others too
 
WTB design course
 
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Q: 2015 Moderator Election Q&A - Question Collection

Grace NoteIn connection with the moderator elections, we will be holding a Q&A with the candidates. This will be an opportunity for members of the community to pose questions to the candidates on the topic of moderation. Participation is completely voluntary. Here's how it'll work: During the nominati...

 
8:18 PM
I'm sorry, but this is more of a question for code review. — Olivier Poulin 11 secs ago
 
@EthanBierlein, BRB DOES NOT APPLY WITH INTERSTELLAR :P
 
@Quill brb in the special case of interstellar means: "Goodbye for three hours"
 
No it's not. This code is clearly not working as stated by OP's 3rd sentence, "Could anyone please review the code and correct my mistakes." We only review working code at code review. — Dan Pantry 9 secs ago
 
guy in white is Olivier. Guy in in blue is me.
Out of context that looks like he's giving him a big hug but I assure you he's just annoyed the guy in white is walking too slow.
"stole"
In the same way you stole the word "dude" from the english dictionary
|:
 
8:24 PM
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Q: Implementation of a simple problem to check contests eligible for next round

shunyaI am trying to solve a simple problem but it judge on codeforces is giving me errors seems like I am missing an edge case most likely. Below is the problem and the source code I have written to solve it. "Contestant who earns a score equal to or greater than the k-th place finisher's score wil...

 
@EthanBierlein Try Matrix marathon
 
@QPaysTaxes what joke? lol
 
Do you suggest I post my question on code review? I posted here because it's not just code review that I want but there is still more coding help I am looking for. — alfredo123 34 secs ago
 
don't post your question on code review, your code is broken and off topic there. It belongs here. — Dan Pantry 29 secs ago
 
8:27 PM
@Mat'sMug your score beats mine because of Reputation
back to work
 
Huh, I still think of myself as "new" to Code Review .... bu I jsut realized that more than half the site users are now newer than me.
Latest ID: 76816
Mine: 31503
 
@rolfl ... users or active users?
 
@Vogel612 Probably both.... though the newer members are more active
 
@rolfl that reminds me... my id is only 5k higher..
 
8:38 PM
so you are close to half-way back ;-)
 
@rolfl no more stars...it's only 4....
18427
 
@QPaysTaxes 62850 != 62k
Better.
 
Using Models in Helpers will break MVC and is a no-go. This will just end up in spaghetti code. If I see things like that in the code reviews I do, I immediately know this app has architectural problems. — burzum 37 secs ago
 
@QPaysTaxes I'm 62429, so close
 
> You've earned the badge.
Yaay
 
8:43 PM
@skiwi that gives you another point in moderator score
 
@rolfl What happened in Jan 2014?
 
The revival.
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Q: Call of Duty - We're on a mission

Mat's MugThis is a direct reply to Grace Note's recent CR review, more precisely the following part: (emphasis mine) Unanswered Tying in to all of the above is one of the most pressing concerns about the site I had in my own review, which is the gigantic pool of unanswered questions. There are, ...

 
@Malachi is Back!
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forgot I don't have stars in here
 
@Malachi NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! TS
 
8:55 PM
Right, I am off... gotta go drag some rugrats on a tube around a lake
 
@Vogel612 I think by now we're all out of stars.
 
@Mast Basically :P
 
what was my huge acronym for running out of stars.... I forget...
@rolfl have fun
 
@Malachi S!OOS?TS!
 
@Malachi ODITIROOSA
 
8:57 PM
Crap, I just spilled water all over my laptop.
 
I find this funnier than I probably should..
 
@EthanBierlein Don't worry you could always ask unihedron for advice ;-)
 
@Vogel612 That's okay. I got some on my pants too.
 
laughing so hard
 
@Quill Water != Ants
 
8:59 PM
@Mast Still :P
 
@Vogel612 I feel so loved.
 
@EthanBierlein Weren't you watching some old movie?
 
~hmm... should I pop the bubble or not??
 

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