The h Bar

heather

16:00

@anonymous okay, i will give it a go after i break math with |x|=-1, and i will try that after finishing this homework/project/thing

Secret

If you are talking about all ordinary algebra, then fine, you will have inderminates and undefined as usual

anonymous

@heather :) good luck!

Bernardo Meurer

@Secret Have you ever tried LSD?

Secret

I see no reason to touch something that can destroy my future

Pissed off layman

^

Bernardo Meurer

16:03

Says the guy trying to divide by 0

Pissed off layman

Not in the real numbers

Bottom line

anonymous

@BernardoMeurer C'mon don't taunt people now.

Bernardo Meurer

@anonymous Says the guy who doesn't believe in tectonic plates

:P

Pissed off layman

C'mon don't taunt people now.

Bernardo Meurer

@Pissedofflayman You're too low for me to taunt you even

heather

16:07

@BernardoMeurer I thought that was KyleKanos, first of all

and second of all, c'mon, don't taunt people now.

Bernardo Meurer

@heather Kyle also

anonymous

@BernardoMeurer Yeah. I'm the famous guy 8D ! Sooner or later you'll follow me :D

Bernardo Meurer

@heather I can't taunt you, it's a crime

heather

@BernardoMeurer, what? It is?

Bernardo Meurer

Child abuse

(taunted)

Pissed off layman

16:08

So, I'm low?

heather

erm...

pretty sure chatrooms don't contribute to that.

Bernardo Meurer

cyberbullying is a thing

so I guess it could?

Pissed off layman

You calling me a low life?

anonymous

@BernardoMeurer Go to sleep. You're drunk.

heather

@BernardoMeurer sure, but i thought child abuse was only for like parents/guardians/teachers/people who have control over a child

Bernardo Meurer

16:10

@heather Not necessarily, if you like beat your kid that counts as abuse, no?

heather

@BernardoMeurer yeah, that's what I meant; it's only for parents/guardians/teachers/etc

Bernardo Meurer

@Pissedofflayman I just called you the untermensch

heather

@Pissedofflayman ouch

AccidentalFourierTransform

110

Q: What's your favourite quote about programming?

What's your favourite quote about programming? One quote per answer, and please check for duplicates before posting!

quotations

Bernardo Meurer

@heather Technically I am your guardian in the arts of Python :P

Sir Cumference

16:11

:34806872 Hah

heather

@BernardoMeurer you are indeed.

along with Daniel Sank.

Pissed off layman

Daniel is cool.

Bernardo Meurer

Daniel is the mother in this relationship

Pissed off layman

In a non taunting way :P

Sir Cumference

@Pissedofflayman Woah, ya still haven't registered?

Pissed off layman

16:16

Nah

Sir Cumference

D:

heather

29

A: What's your favourite quote about programming?

Being a good software engineer is 3% talent, 97% not being distracted by the internet. — Unknown, appropriated

Pissed off layman

I'm quitting soon @SirCumference lack of time.

heather

being me is 1% doing something useful, 99% reading random quotes and comics on the internet.

Bernardo Meurer

I HATE FONTS

Sir Cumference

16:18

@Pissedofflayman Aw

Bernardo Meurer

AAAAAAAAH

heather

@BernardoMeurer wat

Bernardo Meurer

I had to vent

heather

what did you see? what happened?

Bernardo Meurer

It's just such shit

The whole thing is horrible

I hate fonts

Sir Cumference

16:21

@BernardoMeurer webdings?

Comic sans?

Bernardo Meurer

I don't give a shit about how they look!

It's the system!

Sir Cumference

Jeez

Bernardo Meurer

It's how they are handled everywhere

that drives me absolutely insane

I bet my ass fonts were invented by goddamn nazi-communist aliens

Sir Cumference

Jesus

Bernardo Meurer

Hate

I

Hate

anonymous

16:23

@BernardoMeurer Wait. "Drives you insane" ? Weren't you insane since time immemorial? :D

4

Bernardo Meurer

Fonts

@anonymous YES!

Secret

Bernardo Meurer

So imagine how bad it must be

Sir Cumference

@anonymous It just drives his insanity

AccidentalFourierTransform

𝓯𝓾𝓬𝓴 𝓯𝓸𝓷𝓽𝓼

heather

16:23

lol

Sir Cumference

$\mathcal{YEAH!}$

heather

$stop \; the \; madness$

Sir Cumference

Oh god that's uglier than I thought...

heather

@SirCumference ::throws up::

$\mathscr{MWAHAHA}$

Sir Cumference

I used \mathcal

AccidentalFourierTransform

16:25

]->}

heather

$\mathbb{MWAHAHA}$

@AccidentalFourierTransform thanks

oh, gosh, that's hideous

Secret

$\Huge {THIS IS HUGE}$

heather

$\mathfrak{THIS \; IS \; CRAZY}$

Bernardo Meurer

@Secret That's what she said

Sir Cumference

$$\Huge \color{blue}{G^o D} \ \color{red}{W_e} \ \color{purple}{a^r _e} \ \color{green}{b^o re^d}$$

heather

16:27

::shivers::

Sir Cumference

Yeah, I knew that'd look horrible...

Bernardo Meurer

$\newcommand{\Huge}{\text{get rekd}}$

Secret

Best font ever lolololollo

Lu Bu

👌

AccidentalFourierTransform

ֆȶօք քʟɛǟֆɛ

heather

16:28

the agony

Sir Cumference

Huh, I think I broke the LaTeX on my post...

$$\Huge \color{blue}{G^o \ D} \ \color{red}{W_e} \ \color{purple}{a^r \ _e} \ \color{green}{b^o \ re^d}$$

Lu Bu

@heather 👌

Sir Cumference

Yep, not working...

Bernardo Meurer

I broke it

with new command

Sir Cumference

@BernardoMeurer You bastard

(kidding)

heather

16:29

I̢ ̙̦̗͚͉̥͜ḁ́m͎ ̷͕̣̤̼̳̞m̱̼̜͕͚͞el̯t̷i̢̻̦̮̦͙͙n͈g̗͕
T̗͇̤̙͔h͍͉̜͉̥̩̗e̻͈̼̣r̥̼͜e̷̼͓̮̮̻̹ ͉̹͍̘is͍̟͚͎̻̖ ͉͈̟̰͓̥t̬͍̱̮͘o̴̺̖o͔̭̱͉̠ͅ ̬ma̴̲̗̺̠̖n͇͔͢y̹ ̟f̙̜̹̞o̡̤̥̞ń̝̯͖t̗̖̹͍̮͟s̳̯
̵̠͈͙̻̞̼̪T̛̞̖͚̼͈̯̞o͈͖̦o͉̝̤̮̕ ̠̮̠͉̤̖͜m͇̤̬̜̗̙uc͔̤͔̫͚͞h̦͉̱ ͔́m̢̝̱̪̩̹ͅa̜͕̱̺͚̗̻͠d̯̠͙͓̻̲͢n͚̭̠͡e̪̲̣s̩͢s̡̮̳̰
͓̤͈͓Ge̢t̤̩̻͡ ͙̫̝̬̠̱i̤̟̦̳̞̙̲t̸͇ ̴̭̭͈̣a͓͇̬̥̫͙w̡̩̱̪a͈͎̺͎̤̮͔y̪͓͈͔̦͖
̯̬̥̳A̷̲̬͇g͚͓h̻̮̪͙͚ ̥͚͙̫I̞͉̰'̹̻̣̞ͅm͜ ̝d̤͈̕y҉̫̠̞̺̻i̻̼̟n͕̯͍̮g̨̼ ̷̠t͉̼͍͈̞h̵e ̨R̘É̥̻̞̻G͖E̵̪̯̹X̸͔͍̪ ̝̼͓͉ͅ
̭̲̮͖̤̟͟I̕t̲̤͈̝̦̭̰ ̲̺̣̻̯͞ͅi̸͖͉s̷͙͖̪̬͖ ̪̣͈͓̻̞ͅḫ̩̹̝̣͚o̼̥̗͘r̸͔̭͈̜r̸̪̣͔i̢̞̻̮̩b̹̺͜l͖͙e͡ ̗̼̣

2

Sir Cumference

(please don't flag that)

@heather Oye, zalgo

heather

@SirCumference thought I'd bring that into the part

David Z

Actually I'm pretty sure I'm going to have to clear it off the star board any moment now

AccidentalFourierTransform

please do

Sir Cumference

@DavidZ Clear what?

heather

16:30

@DavidZ clear what off the star board?

David Z

The Zalgo

heather

it's not starred...

Sir Cumference

It's not on the starboard

ok, nvm then...

David Z

Yes, hence the "going to"

anyway I don't actually care too much about Zalgo on the sidebar

heather

oh, okay

oh, hey, it is starred =D

Sir Cumference

16:32

My broken LaTeX post is too :)

heather

yup I starred it =P

Bernardo Meurer

git rekt

Death Grips - No Love (Official Video)

►

Me today

Sir Cumference

Sigh, lemme test LaTeX

$$\frac{\partial \rho}{\partial z}=-\rho G\frac{M}{z^2}\cdot\frac{m}{V \rho nRT}=-G\frac{M}{z^2}\cdot\frac{m}{V nRT}$$

Yep, it works

Bernardo Meurer

$\newcommand{\frac}{\text{git rekd}}$

Refresh

Sir Cumference

@BernardoMeurer Yeah, nothing

Bernardo Meurer

16:34

Dammit

$\newcommand{\partial}{\text{get rekd}}$

I can't break it :(

Sir Cumference

Hmm, lemme *repost

$$\frac{\partial \rho}{\partial z}=-\rho G\frac{M}{z^2}\cdot\frac{m}{V \rho nRT}=-G\frac{M}{z^2}\cdot\frac{m}{V nRT} \tag{4}$$

Bernardo Meurer

HA

lol

Sir Cumference

oh god...

@BernardoMeurer Great, how long will that last for?

$\newcommand{\frac}{\frac}$

Bernardo Meurer

Until they are out of the recent history I think

Sir Cumference

$\newcommand{\partial}{\partial}$

$$\frac{\partial \rho}{\partial z}=-\rho G\frac{M}{z^2}\cdot\frac{m}{V \rho nRT}=-G\frac{M}{z^2}\cdot\frac{m}{V nRT} \tag{4}$$

Uh oh

Bernardo Meurer

16:38

You broke it badly now

Sir Cumference

Yeah...

heather

wat

lol

David Z

This is amusing :-P

3

heather

@DavidZ this is the best part of my day

(not that i'm really far into my day, but whatever)

Sir Cumference

\newcommand is OP

Bernardo Meurer

16:40

$\newcommand{\frac}{\Huge{GET REKD SON}}$

Sir Cumference

Could really screw up the math conversations here

Bernardo Meurer

$\frac{\partial \rho}{\partial z}=-\rho G\frac{M}{z^2}\cdot\frac{m}{V \rho nRT}=-G\frac{M}{z^2}\cdot\frac{m}{V nRT} \tag{4}$

Dude you broke it

Sir Cumference

Lovely...

@BernardoMeurer Whose smart idea was it to try newcommanding?

Bernardo Meurer

$\newcommand{\partial}{\Huge{GET REKD SON}}$

$\frac{\partial \rho}{\partial z}=-\rho G\frac{M}{z^2}\cdot\frac{m}{V \rho nRT}=-G\frac{M}{z^2}\cdot\frac{m}{V nRT} \tag{4}$

There we go

Sir Cumference

Oh god...that hurts the eyes

Bernardo Meurer

16:42

Beautiful

@SirCumference It was my idea :P

AccidentalFourierTransform

$\renewcommand{\partial}{\text{CHRIS WHITE COME BACK}}$

Sir Cumference

\newcommand{\partial}{\color{lightblue}{\text{get rekd}}$

Fduck

heather

why are there just blank lines of text in this conversation?

Sir Cumference

$\partial$

3

UGH

Bernardo Meurer

@heather They are the new commands

Sir Cumference

16:43

$\newcommand{\partial}{\color{lightblue}{\text{get rekd}}$

dammit

Bernardo Meurer

GET REKD

Sir Cumference

Great...

$\newcommand{\partial}{\color{cyan}{\text{get rekd}}$

@SirCumference You guys check the starboard?

It's just a partial sign

anonymous

@BernardoMeurer Do you and your "friend" use the same words like "GET REKD" ? :D chat.stackexchange.com/transcript/message/34797681#34797681 LOL XD

13 hours ago, by Kristina Levine

@KyleKanos Oh yeah, wait for the teenage years, you will git rekt.

Sir Cumference

$\usepackage[dvipsnames]{xcolor}$

Screw it

Bernardo Meurer

@anonymous We do actually

It's pretty common internet vocab

Sir Cumference

16:45

Fine, one last try

AccidentalFourierTransform

Sir Cumference

$\newcommand{\partial}{\color{{RGB}{0,255,255}}{\text{get rekd}}$

GODDAMMIT

heather

this is pure hilarity

Bernardo Meurer

@SirCumference You haven't been blessed by the troll gods

Sir Cumference

$$\definecolor{test}{RGB}{114,0,172} \color{test}{test}$$

WTF

It doesn't even work

heather

16:47

forget about the h bar(becue)

this needs to be the h bar and LaTeX breaker

Sir Cumference

screw it

Lemme paste something from online

$$ \definecolor{energy}{RGB}{114,0,172} \definecolor{freq}{RGB}{45,177,93} \definecolor{spin}{RGB}{251,0,29} \definecolor{signal}{RGB}{18,110,213} \definecolor{circle}{RGB}{217,86,16} \definecolor{average}{RGB}{203,23,206} \color{energy} X_{\color{freq} k} \color{black} = \color{average} \frac{1}{N} \sum_{n=0}^{N-1} \color{signal}x_n \color{spin} e^{\mathrm{i} \color{circle} 2\pi \color{freq}k \color{average} \frac{n}{N}} $$

oh jesus

Anyone else see a ton of text extending past the page?

heather

i do

Bernardo Meurer

yep

heather

my goodness, what did you do?

Sir Cumference

Well, lovely

Bernardo Meurer

16:49

You're breaking everything dude

stahp

Sir Cumference

I created some frankenstein monster...

Bernardo Meurer

If anyone from the TeX SE comes in here they will die instantly

3

heather

yep =D

Bernardo Meurer

It will give them a stroke

heather

I almost want to go over there and invite someone over

Bernardo Meurer

16:50

@heather Please

heather

okay, gimme a moment =P

Sir Cumference

Sigh, lemme try something

$\newcommand{\partial}{\definecolor{energy}{RGB}{114,0,172} \definecolor{freq}{RGB}{45,177,93} \definecolor{spin}{RGB}{251,0,29} \definecolor{signal}{RGB}{18,110,213} \definecolor{circle}{RGB}{217,86,16} \definecolor{average}{RGB}{203,23,206} \color{energy} X_{\color{freq} k} \color{black} = \color{average} \frac{1}{N} \sum_{n=0}^{N-1} \color{signal}x_n \color{spin} e^{\mathrm{i} \color{circle} 2\pi \color{freq}k \color{average} \frac{n}{N}}}$

Now

$$\frac{\partial \rho}{\partial z}=-\rho G\frac{M}{z^2}\cdot\frac{m}{V \rho nRT}=-G\frac{M}{z^2}\cdot\frac{m}{V nRT} \tag{4}$$

OH JESUS

Bernardo Meurer

@SirCumference OH MY GOD STOP

2

AccidentalFourierTransform

typing this from my phone. My laptop exploded.

2

Sir Cumference

I didn't expect that

AccidentalFourierTransform

16:52

$$\partial\partial\partial$$

Sir Cumference

God my computer is lagging like hell

heather

i click out of the page for one moment

and oh my gosh

what is happening

AccidentalFourierTransform

lmao

heather

dirac is rolling over in his grave

Bernardo Meurer

WHAT IS THIS

My CPU usage is up

heather

16:52

and so's every other physicists who knows what hbar is

@BernardoMeurer lol

if my computer crashes, you all know why

Sir Cumference

Damn, \newcommand can really break the chat...

That's kind of scary

heather

@SirCumference, no kidding, lol

let's break it again

Sir Cumference

Someone spamming it enough and nesting it can make the chat unusable for everyone else...

Bernardo Meurer

What if we newcommand newcommand?

AccidentalFourierTransform

look what you did, you happy?

2

Bernardo Meurer

16:53

@SirCumference Just turn chatjax off?

heather

and we already established that you don't need to earn any rep to talk in chat...

@AccidentalFourierTransform you're kidding, right?

Sir Cumference

@BernardoMeurer Yeah, but people with chatjax++ have more trouble

heather

$\newcommand{break the world}$

^this needs to be a thing

I'm disappointed in LaTeX

$\breaktheworld$

nope, that doesn't work either.

Secret

$\newcommand{default}$

David Z

You want \newcommand\breaktheworld{\renewcommand\frac[2]{whatever}}

Bernardo Meurer

16:55

$\newcommand{\breaktheworld}{\Huge{BREAK THE WORLD}}$

heather

$\newcommand\breaktheworld{\renewcommand\frac[2]{whatever}}$

Bernardo Meurer

$\breaktheworld$

heather

$\breaktheworld$

Sir Cumference

Jesus christ what are you all doing?

heather

ack, it didn't work

David Z

16:56

Or I guess \newcommand\breaktheworld{\renewcommand\newcommand{whatever}} maybe is what you meant

heather

$\newcommand\breaktheworld{\renewcommand\newcommand{whatever}}$

$\breaktheworld$

Secret

oo c***

Sir Cumference

$\newcommand{\partial}{\definecolor{energy}{RGB}{114,0,172} \definecolor{freq}{RGB}{45,177,93} \definecolor{spin}{RGB}{251,0,29} \definecolor{signal}{RGB}{18,110,213} \definecolor{circle}{RGB}{217,86,16} \definecolor{average}{RGB}{203,23,206} \color{energy} X_{\color{freq} k} \color{black} = \color{average} \frac{1}{N} \sum_{n=0}^{N-1} \color{signal}x_n \color{spin} e^{\mathrm{i} \color{circle} 2\pi \color{freq}k \color{average} \frac{n}{N}}}$

heather

::smacks SirCumference::

Bernardo Meurer

Mother of god

heather

16:57

blocking the starboard, for shame.

Sir Cumference

You guys screwed up not only the h bar, but all the LaTeX here

AccidentalFourierTransform

7

Q: Less than or equal comparison within a whiledo

I am in the process of cleaning up the code for Sieve of Eratosthenes in tikz, but saw that when I initially did the code, I could not figure out how to do a <= comparison within the \whiledo, and had resorted to doing a < comparison with one more than the desired number. This feels like a hack ...

loops conditionals

heather

ALL the LaTeX? @SirCumference

AccidentalFourierTransform

let us code someting with while-do

ACuriousMind

Dear lord, what is going on in this chatroom?

9

Sir Cumference

16:58

@heather Well, from here on out

New command no longer works

heather

rotfl

Sir Cumference

@ACuriousMind Hell, ACM

Bernardo Meurer

@ACuriousMind Er

David Z

@ACuriousMind People are trying to break MathJax

heather

@ACuriousMind madness =D

David Z

16:59

I guess

Bernardo Meurer

@DavidZ Exactly

WHAT IF

Joseph Wright

@BernardoMeurer Nah, we don't have ***JaX on so we just see the code ;-)

heather

i'm laughing so hard i'm crying right now

AccidentalFourierTransform

@ACuriousMind see what happens when you leave for more than five minutes?

Bernardo Meurer

We do ackermann in Charjax

@JosephWright Hello there :P

ACuriousMind

16:59

The pictures on the left of the messages are moving out of the browser window, what the hell

AccidentalFourierTransform

Hi @DavidCarlisle

heather

@BernardoMeurer do it

AccidentalFourierTransform

welcome :D

John Rennie

Because you can hack the chat room doesn't mean you should hack the chat room. A room owner speaks (while trying not to giggle).

4

Joseph Wright

@BernardoMeurer Hello

Bernardo Meurer

16:59

WHO CALLED THE TEX PEOPLE?

They are going to die

heather

@BernardoMeurer, at your request, me.

David Z

@JosephWright huh what brings you to our corner?

Bernardo Meurer

I need them for my essays next semester

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