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4:00 PM
@anonymous okay, i will give it a go after i break math with |x|=-1, and i will try that after finishing this homework/project/thing
 
If you are talking about all ordinary algebra, then fine, you will have inderminates and undefined as usual
 
@heather :) good luck!
 
@Secret Have you ever tried LSD?
 
I see no reason to touch something that can destroy my future
 
4:03 PM
Says the guy trying to divide by 0
 
Not in the real numbers
Bottom line
 
@BernardoMeurer C'mon don't taunt people now.
 
@anonymous Says the guy who doesn't believe in tectonic plates
:P
 
C'mon don't taunt people now.
 
@Pissedofflayman You're too low for me to taunt you even
 
4:07 PM
@BernardoMeurer I thought that was KyleKanos, first of all
and second of all, c'mon, don't taunt people now.
 
@heather Kyle also
 
@BernardoMeurer Yeah. I'm the famous guy 8D ! Sooner or later you'll follow me :D
 
@heather I can't taunt you, it's a crime
 
@BernardoMeurer, what? It is?
 
Child abuse
(taunted)
 
4:08 PM
So, I'm low?
 
erm...
pretty sure chatrooms don't contribute to that.
 
cyberbullying is a thing
so I guess it could?
 
You calling me a low life?
 
@BernardoMeurer Go to sleep. You're drunk.
 
@BernardoMeurer sure, but i thought child abuse was only for like parents/guardians/teachers/people who have control over a child
 
4:10 PM
@heather Not necessarily, if you like beat your kid that counts as abuse, no?
 
@BernardoMeurer yeah, that's what I meant; it's only for parents/guardians/teachers/etc
 
@Pissedofflayman I just called you the untermensch
 
@Pissedofflayman ouch
 
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Q: What's your favourite quote about programming?

GelatinWhat's your favourite quote about programming? One quote per answer, and please check for duplicates before posting!

 
@heather Technically I am your guardian in the arts of Python :P
 
4:11 PM
:34806872 Hah
 
@BernardoMeurer you are indeed.
along with Daniel Sank.
 
Daniel is cool.
 
Daniel is the mother in this relationship
 
In a non taunting way :P
 
@Pissedofflayman Woah, ya still haven't registered?
 
4:16 PM
Nah
 
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A: What's your favourite quote about programming?

doppelgreener Being a good software engineer is 3% talent, 97% not being distracted by the internet. — Unknown, appropriated

 
I'm quitting soon @SirCumference lack of time.
 
being me is 1% doing something useful, 99% reading random quotes and comics on the internet.
 
I HATE FONTS
 
4:18 PM
@Pissedofflayman Aw
 
AAAAAAAAH
 
@BernardoMeurer wat
 
I had to vent
 
what did you see? what happened?
 
It's just such shit
The whole thing is horrible
I hate fonts
 
4:21 PM
@BernardoMeurer webdings?
Comic sans?
 
I don't give a shit about how they look!
It's the system!
 
It's how they are handled everywhere
that drives me absolutely insane
I bet my ass fonts were invented by goddamn nazi-communist aliens
 
Jesus
 
Hate
I
Hate
 
4:23 PM
@BernardoMeurer Wait. "Drives you insane" ? Weren't you insane since time immemorial? :D
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Fonts
@anonymous YES!
 
So imagine how bad it must be
 
@anonymous It just drives his insanity
 
𝓯𝓾𝓬𝓴 𝓯𝓸𝓷𝓽𝓼
 
4:23 PM
lol
 
$\mathcal{YEAH!}$
 
$stop \; the \; madness$
 
Oh god that's uglier than I thought...
 
@SirCumference ::throws up::
$\mathscr{MWAHAHA}$
 
I used \mathcal
 
$\mathbb{MWAHAHA}$
@AccidentalFourierTransform thanks
oh, gosh, that's hideous
 
$\Huge {THIS IS HUGE}$
 
$\mathfrak{THIS \; IS \; CRAZY}$
 
@Secret That's what she said
 
$$\Huge \color{blue}{G^o D} \ \color{red}{W_e} \ \color{purple}{a^r _e} \ \color{green}{b^o re^d}$$
 
4:27 PM
::shivers::
 
Yeah, I knew that'd look horrible...
 
$\newcommand{\Huge}{\text{get rekd}}$
 
Best font ever lolololollo
 
👌
 
ֆȶօք քʟɛǟֆɛ
 
4:28 PM
the agony
 
Huh, I think I broke the LaTeX on my post...
$$\Huge \color{blue}{G^o \ D} \ \color{red}{W_e} \ \color{purple}{a^r \ _e} \ \color{green}{b^o \ re^d}$$
 
@heather 👌
 
Yep, not working...
 
I broke it
with new command
 
@BernardoMeurer You bastard
(kidding)
 
4:29 PM
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T̗͇̤̙͔h͍͉̜͉̥̩̗e̻͈̼̣r̥̼͜e̷̼͓̮̮̻̹ ͉̹͍̘is͍̟͚͎̻̖ ͉͈̟̰͓̥t̬͍̱̮͘o̴̺̖o͔̭̱͉̠ͅ ̬ma̴̲̗̺̠̖n͇͔͢y̹ ̟f̙̜̹̞o̡̤̥̞ń̝̯͖t̗̖̹͍̮͟s̳̯
̵̠͈͙̻̞̼̪T̛̞̖͚̼͈̯̞o͈͖̦o͉̝̤̮̕ ̠̮̠͉̤̖͜m͇̤̬̜̗̙uc͔̤͔̫͚͞h̦͉̱ ͔́m̢̝̱̪̩̹ͅa̜͕̱̺͚̗̻͠d̯̠͙͓̻̲͢n͚̭̠͡e̪̲̣s̩͢s̡̮̳̰
͓̤͈͓Ge̢t̤̩̻͡ ͙̫̝̬̠̱i̤̟̦̳̞̙̲t̸͇ ̴̭̭͈̣a͓͇̬̥̫͙w̡̩̱̪a͈͎̺͎̤̮͔y̪͓͈͔̦͖
̯̬̥̳A̷̲̬͇g͚͓h̻̮̪͙͚ ̥͚͙̫I̞͉̰'̹̻̣̞ͅm͜ ̝d̤͈̕y҉̫̠̞̺̻i̻̼̟n͕̯͍̮g̨̼ ̷̠t͉̼͍͈̞h̵e ̨R̘É̥̻̞̻G͖E̵̪̯̹X̸͔͍̪ ̝̼͓͉ͅ
̭̲̮͖̤̟͟I̕t̲̤͈̝̦̭̰ ̲̺̣̻̯͞ͅi̸͖͉s̷͙͖̪̬͖ ̪̣͈͓̻̞ͅḫ̩̹̝̣͚o̼̥̗͘r̸͔̭͈̜r̸̪̣͔i̢̞̻̮̩b̹̺͜l͖͙e͡ ̗̼̣
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(please don't flag that)
@heather Oye, zalgo
 
@SirCumference thought I'd bring that into the part
 
Actually I'm pretty sure I'm going to have to clear it off the star board any moment now
 
@DavidZ Clear what?
 
4:30 PM
@DavidZ clear what off the star board?
 
The Zalgo
 
it's not starred...
 
It's not on the starboard
ok, nvm then...
 
Yes, hence the "going to"
anyway I don't actually care too much about Zalgo on the sidebar
 
oh, okay
oh, hey, it is starred =D
 
4:32 PM
My broken LaTeX post is too :)
 
yup I starred it =P
 
Sigh, lemme test LaTeX
$$\frac{\partial \rho}{\partial z}=-\rho G\frac{M}{z^2}\cdot\frac{m}{V \rho nRT}=-G\frac{M}{z^2}\cdot\frac{m}{V nRT}$$
Yep, it works
 
$\newcommand{\frac}{\text{git rekd}}$
Refresh
 
@BernardoMeurer Yeah, nothing
 
4:34 PM
Dammit
$\newcommand{\partial}{\text{get rekd}}$
I can't break it :(
 
Hmm, lemme *repost
$$\frac{\partial \rho}{\partial z}=-\rho G\frac{M}{z^2}\cdot\frac{m}{V \rho nRT}=-G\frac{M}{z^2}\cdot\frac{m}{V nRT} \tag{4}$$
 
oh god...
@BernardoMeurer Great, how long will that last for?
$\newcommand{\frac}{\frac}$
 
Until they are out of the recent history I think
 
$\newcommand{\partial}{\partial}$
$$\frac{\partial \rho}{\partial z}=-\rho G\frac{M}{z^2}\cdot\frac{m}{V \rho nRT}=-G\frac{M}{z^2}\cdot\frac{m}{V nRT} \tag{4}$$
Uh oh
 
4:38 PM
You broke it badly now
 
Yeah...
 
wat
lol
 
This is amusing :-P
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@DavidZ this is the best part of my day
(not that i'm really far into my day, but whatever)
 
\newcommand is OP
 
4:40 PM
$\newcommand{\frac}{\Huge{GET REKD SON}}$
 
Could really screw up the math conversations here
 
$\frac{\partial \rho}{\partial z}=-\rho G\frac{M}{z^2}\cdot\frac{m}{V \rho nRT}=-G\frac{M}{z^2}\cdot\frac{m}{V nRT} \tag{4}$
Dude you broke it
 
Lovely...
@BernardoMeurer Whose smart idea was it to try newcommanding?
 
$\newcommand{\partial}{\Huge{GET REKD SON}}$
$\frac{\partial \rho}{\partial z}=-\rho G\frac{M}{z^2}\cdot\frac{m}{V \rho nRT}=-G\frac{M}{z^2}\cdot\frac{m}{V nRT} \tag{4}$
There we go
 
Oh god...that hurts the eyes
 
4:42 PM
Beautiful
@SirCumference It was my idea :P
 
$\renewcommand{\partial}{\text{CHRIS WHITE COME BACK}}$
 
\newcommand{\partial}{\color{lightblue}{\text{get rekd}}$
Fduck
 
why are there just blank lines of text in this conversation?
 
$\partial$
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UGH
 
@heather They are the new commands
 
4:43 PM
$\newcommand{\partial}{\color{lightblue}{\text{get rekd}}$
dammit
 
GET REKD
 
Great...
$\newcommand{\partial}{\color{cyan}{\text{get rekd}}$
@SirCumference You guys check the starboard?
It's just a partial sign
 
@BernardoMeurer Do you and your "friend" use the same words like "GET REKD" ? :D chat.stackexchange.com/transcript/message/34797681#34797681 LOL XD
13 hours ago, by Kristina Levine
@KyleKanos Oh yeah, wait for the teenage years, you will git rekt.
 
$\usepackage[dvipsnames]{xcolor}$
Screw it
 
@anonymous We do actually
It's pretty common internet vocab
 
4:45 PM
Fine, one last try
 
$\newcommand{\partial}{\color{{RGB}{0,255,255}}{\text{get rekd}}$
GODDAMMIT
 
this is pure hilarity
 
@SirCumference You haven't been blessed by the troll gods
 
$$\definecolor{test}{RGB}{114,0,172} \color{test}{test}$$
WTF
It doesn't even work
 
4:47 PM
forget about the h bar(becue)
this needs to be the h bar and LaTeX breaker
 
screw it
Lemme paste something from online
$$ \definecolor{energy}{RGB}{114,0,172} \definecolor{freq}{RGB}{45,177,93} \definecolor{spin}{RGB}{251,0,29} \definecolor{signal}{RGB}{18,110,213} \definecolor{circle}{RGB}{217,86,16} \definecolor{average}{RGB}{203,23,206} \color{energy} X_{\color{freq} k} \color{black} = \color{average} \frac{1}{N} \sum_{n=0}^{N-1} \color{signal}x_n \color{spin} e^{\mathrm{i} \color{circle} 2\pi \color{freq}k \color{average} \frac{n}{N}} $$
oh jesus
Anyone else see a ton of text extending past the page?
 
i do
 
my goodness, what did you do?
 
Well, lovely
 
4:49 PM
You're breaking everything dude
stahp
 
I created some frankenstein monster...
 
If anyone from the TeX SE comes in here they will die instantly
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yep =D
 
It will give them a stroke
 
I almost want to go over there and invite someone over
 
4:50 PM
@heather Please
 
okay, gimme a moment =P
 
Sigh, lemme try something
$\newcommand{\partial}{\definecolor{energy}{RGB}{114,0,172} \definecolor{freq}{RGB}{45,177,93} \definecolor{spin}{RGB}{251,0,29} \definecolor{signal}{RGB}{18,110,213} \definecolor{circle}{RGB}{217,86,16} \definecolor{average}{RGB}{203,23,206} \color{energy} X_{\color{freq} k} \color{black} = \color{average} \frac{1}{N} \sum_{n=0}^{N-1} \color{signal}x_n \color{spin} e^{\mathrm{i} \color{circle} 2\pi \color{freq}k \color{average} \frac{n}{N}}}$
Now
$$\frac{\partial \rho}{\partial z}=-\rho G\frac{M}{z^2}\cdot\frac{m}{V \rho nRT}=-G\frac{M}{z^2}\cdot\frac{m}{V nRT} \tag{4}$$
OH JESUS
 
@SirCumference OH MY GOD STOP
2
 
typing this from my phone. My laptop exploded.
2
 
I didn't expect that
 
4:52 PM
$$\partial\partial\partial$$
 
God my computer is lagging like hell
 
i click out of the page for one moment
and oh my gosh
what is happening
 
dirac is rolling over in his grave
 
WHAT IS THIS
My CPU usage is up
 
4:52 PM
and so's every other physicists who knows what hbar is
@BernardoMeurer lol
if my computer crashes, you all know why
 
Damn, \newcommand can really break the chat...
That's kind of scary
 
@SirCumference, no kidding, lol
let's break it again
 
Someone spamming it enough and nesting it can make the chat unusable for everyone else...
 
What if we newcommand newcommand?
 
look what you did, you happy?
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4:53 PM
@SirCumference Just turn chatjax off?
 
and we already established that you don't need to earn any rep to talk in chat...
@AccidentalFourierTransform you're kidding, right?
 
@BernardoMeurer Yeah, but people with chatjax++ have more trouble
 
$\newcommand{break the world}$
^this needs to be a thing
I'm disappointed in LaTeX
$\breaktheworld$
nope, that doesn't work either.
 
$\newcommand{default}$
 
You want \newcommand\breaktheworld{\renewcommand\frac[2]{whatever}}
 
4:55 PM
$\newcommand{\breaktheworld}{\Huge{BREAK THE WORLD}}$
 
$\newcommand\breaktheworld{\renewcommand\frac[2]{whatever}}$
 
$\breaktheworld$
 
$\breaktheworld$
 
Jesus christ what are you all doing?
 
ack, it didn't work
 
4:56 PM
Or I guess \newcommand\breaktheworld{\renewcommand\newcommand{whatever}} maybe is what you meant
 
$\newcommand\breaktheworld{\renewcommand\newcommand{whatever}}$
$\breaktheworld$
 
oo c***
 
$\newcommand{\partial}{\definecolor{energy}{RGB}{114,0,172} \definecolor{freq}{RGB}{45,177,93} \definecolor{spin}{RGB}{251,0,29} \definecolor{signal}{RGB}{18,110,213} \definecolor{circle}{RGB}{217,86,16} \definecolor{average}{RGB}{203,23,206} \color{energy} X_{\color{freq} k} \color{black} = \color{average} \frac{1}{N} \sum_{n=0}^{N-1} \color{signal}x_n \color{spin} e^{\mathrm{i} \color{circle} 2\pi \color{freq}k \color{average} \frac{n}{N}}}$
 
::smacks SirCumference::
 
Mother of god
 
4:57 PM
blocking the starboard, for shame.
 
You guys screwed up not only the h bar, but all the LaTeX here
 
7
Q: Less than or equal comparison within a whiledo

Peter GrillI am in the process of cleaning up the code for Sieve of Eratosthenes in tikz, but saw that when I initially did the code, I could not figure out how to do a <= comparison within the \whiledo, and had resorted to doing a < comparison with one more than the desired number. This feels like a hack ...

 
ALL the LaTeX? @SirCumference
 
let us code someting with while-do
 
Dear lord, what is going on in this chatroom?
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4:58 PM
@heather Well, from here on out
New command no longer works
 
rotfl
 
@ACuriousMind Hell, ACM
 
@ACuriousMind Er
 
@ACuriousMind People are trying to break MathJax
 
@ACuriousMind madness =D
 
4:59 PM
I guess
 
@DavidZ Exactly
WHAT IF
 
@BernardoMeurer Nah, we don't have ***JaX on so we just see the code ;-)
 
i'm laughing so hard i'm crying right now
 
@ACuriousMind see what happens when you leave for more than five minutes?
 
We do ackermann in Charjax
@JosephWright Hello there :P
 
4:59 PM
The pictures on the left of the messages are moving out of the browser window, what the hell
 
Hi @DavidCarlisle
 
@BernardoMeurer do it
 
Because you can hack the chat room doesn't mean you should hack the chat room. A room owner speaks (while trying not to giggle).
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@BernardoMeurer Hello
 
4:59 PM
WHO CALLED THE TEX PEOPLE?
They are going to die
 
@BernardoMeurer, at your request, me.
 
@JosephWright huh what brings you to our corner?
 
I need them for my essays next semester
 

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