The h Bar

I was rather happy when FSU lost big this past Saturday

I think I may be able to pass Brandon in Late Answers queue & get the gold first

research gate thinks I'm smart

You are smarter than me

2:22 AM

@KyleKanos He got a head start on you today, though ;)

@KyleKanos You serious?

I can't solve quadratic equations

@ACuriousMind I have 118 reviews in that queue this month, he has 28. His 5 for the week to my 22.

@0celo7 Neither can I

now it thinks I'm a German neurosurgeon

...how does one access stats like "X reviews in this month"?

> rectal carcinoma

great paper, I must say

well done me

2:25 AM

How does it even work when a 16 page theory paper has 6 authors

@ACuriousMind Hover your mouse over the gravitar in the \reveiws page

:D

:O

Is it one of those PhD comic thing

Damn these "hidden" features :D

Where they let undergrads do all the work

Oh wait

7 authors

2:26 AM

@ACuriousMind Yeah, that was yet another chance discovery by me. Can't confirm this stuff on Meta.SE b/c I can't access it at work

That's like one author for 2 pages

Sigh...at my current rate in the Suggested Edit queue, I'll get the gold badge in 2-3 months...

holy crap I'm still clicking through R Ungers

I smell a troll; voting to close. — Alfred Centauri 3 hours ago

I got my gold badge for reopens last week

@KyleKanos You'll be happy to know I have not trolled since you left.

2:29 AM

::coughs::

::coughs again::

Well I did see you get a ban of some sort

::falls out of chair, coughing::

@KyleKanos A misunderstanding.

Really.

Some of them really were misunderstandings.

@ACuriousMind :o call German 911!

111?

999

@KyleKanos srs

what is 111 the emergency thing

2:31 AM

112

German emergency is 112. 110 for police.

999 (emergency telephone number)

999 is an official emergency telephone number in a number of countries which allows the caller to contact emergency services for urgent assistance. Countries and territories using 999 include Bahrain, Bangladesh, Botswana, Ghana, Hong Kong, Kenya, Macau, Malaysia, Mauritius, Qatar, Ireland, Poland, Saudi Arabia, Singapore, Kingdom of Swaziland, Trinidad and Tobago, the United Arab Emirates, the United Kingdom, and Zimbabwe. == United Kingdom == 999 is the historic emergency number for the United Kingdom, but calls are also accepted on the European Union emergency number, 112. All calls are answered...

TIL: 112 in the EU

in any case

idk what is wrong with ACM

In any case, you trolled & got caught

@ACuriousMind you should get that checked out

apparently Sci Hub has been down for a week

2:33 AM

@KyleKanos To be fair, I never got banned for trolling.

Nah, I'm fine.

::lights blunt::

torrentfreak.com/…

Oh

I guess that's why

shite, research gate wants me to pick a discipline

I don't have one

Better to pick a discipline than a disciple?

What are you doing on research gate, anyway?

2:35 AM

TRUMP GOING FOR THE IKE DEPORTATION

TanMath

Hello all!

"People can also freely use the copyrighted articles for research or educational purposes under the fair use doctrine."

@ACuriousMind ...I am a dealer of papers

I need a new supplier

Well what am I gonna do with a science paper other than research or education you berks

I mean this sentence literally mean that you can always get them freely

"Under this doctrine, Elsevier’s articles themselves may be taken and used, but only for legitimate purposes"

You heard the judge

You can totally pirate them

@Slereah Well...much science that is not of our theoretical kind can be applied to commerical things :P

2:37 AM

Who cares for those guys

But yeah, stuff like your wormhole papers I don't see much other use for

@KyleKanos Can we deport 12 million people?

Sure, why not?

Or are you asking, "Can we actually do it & not just talking point/on paper"

@KyleKanos Yes.

Apparently Ike deported a lot of people.

Oh, then no

2:38 AM

Oh wait

I was wondering how long it would take DJT to bring it up.

Sci Hub is still online at one of its address

woo

@Slereah It was established some time ago that posting the actual links here is frowned upon by the Powers That Be.

...

I just signed up for Research Gate

Said I'm an algebraic geometer

Well that's good, because it doesn't seem to work :p

2:39 AM

There's like 10,000 people working with INS, it'd take decades for them to process 12 mil people

can't get the paper

what link

I know all about quadratic equations

Wow Dr. Zinkle has 265 publications

He's so nice

2:52 AM

@dmckee Looking through Research Gate for my profs. Dr. Chvala regularly has 400+ co-authors.

@ACuriousMind wait, why is this so crazy

@ACuriousMind I'm in a research group at a major university.

I was to this point not under the impression that ResearchGate was actually an important element in researchers' work. The only time I've ever been given a link to it is by cranks on this site who uploaded their crazy theories there. :P

@ACuriousMind orly

@ACuriousMind well I was looking for some crank paper on CTCs for you know who :P