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7:00 PM
things
 
in truth, I know very few maths
 
I have learned quite a few maths, but remember little, because I don't work with it, enough.
Which annoys me, because I need it.
 
I've noticed that when I talk about my lack of math knowledge here, it's like when I mention that I'm colorblind around people
 
why?
 
they always assume it's Total
 
7:01 PM
I don't even know what that would mean with colorblind
Unless they think you see like a dog?
 
like, somebody wearing a bright blue shirt will be like "HAW HAW WHAT COLOR IS MY SHIRT???"
it's blue, asshole
 
I've often wondered...
 
I'm not blind. I don't have dog eyes.
 
Do people even SEE the same colors?
I mean really. What is a color, but a physical reflection of light that you've been taught means blue.
 
I don't believe dogs are color blind.
 
7:02 PM
I guess, on a wavelength level, yes.
 
same thing with math. people are like "hw hw hwaaaaaaat??? you said you don't know math, but here you are, multiplying successfully."
 
No? I thought they were.
Ty for the Anime Expression, there, q_a.
 
I thought the thing with dogs is that they don't have rods or cones (whichever one is responsible for color)
 
The sons of bitches are faking it to get sympathy.
 
I just envisioned an old man (namely Master Roshi, from DB) saying it.
Rofl, Hugh
 
7:03 PM
NANI
 
nani means grandmother in hindi
 
@ffao Do you happen to know what this is doing?
FromCharacterCode[
 FromDigits[#, 2] & /@
  Partition[
   Flatten[IntegerDigits[
     BitAnd[Import["http://i.stack.imgur.com/dN9p4.png",
        "Data"][[;; 153, 1]], 3], 2, 2]], 8]]
I can't get the software to try it, due to the price.
I wasn't sure if you were one of the ones that had it.
I can guess some of it.
 
Result of my experiment in the Sandbox is "My original message was lost after few quotings"
 
No guesses on the M. Night Shyamalan(sp?) one, yet.
 
You
何?
Hello again
 
7:07 PM
@Khale_Kitha There was an edit. He added 'rapid' to the second line.
 
hi
 
You
Hi @manshu
 
oh, he did
 
Well. That gives it away.
 
7:08 PM
So don't even try.
 
And the Cricket Kit one had the ANAGRAM tag added by OP.
 
one thing I miss about being college- or immediately-post-college-aged is knowing a bunch of people with access to institutional-licensed software
 
You
Hahaha, @manshu
 
ROFL, Chris. Because that helps...
 
@HughMeyers I hope you get your present some day
before your next birthday, at least
 
7:09 PM
I know!
 
Please don't. Otherwise I'll start "hmm"ing you
 
You
@manshu If you remove the @You part... MUAHAHAHA!!!
 
hm
 
So, free hint. Pay attention to what she says about herself.
 
Anagraming the names doesn't seem to be useful, though (pardon one of the anagrams)
Gina Tess
Giantess
Seatings
A Signets
Ass Get In

Ron Ghints
Sting Horn
Rig Nth Son
Nigh Snort
Things Nor
Throng Sin
 
7:10 PM
NOTE: This hint is especially for this room
 
Or: WRONG HINTS
 
ASS GET IN
 
I really hope that one doesn't help with the puzzle...
 
get in the stable?
 
Ty, manshu.
 
7:11 PM
@HughMeyers Besides "I'm a numbers girl"?
 
@question_asker Which means the Kit belongs to Sir Mixalot!
 
Yeah, that's the only thing I remember her saying about herself.
 
Her father's name is numbers
 
That and one other thing.
 
or maybe mother's name
 
7:12 PM
and super smart
 
send me the link please
 
She hasn't had enough begging yet
 
She calls herself a super smart numbers girl
It's a SSN!! (kidding)
 
I know that what Hugh means is the "super smart" thing
but I prefer to think that the answer just requires Hugh to beg her more
 
q_a..are you that girl?
 
7:13 PM
I'll never tell
 
It was in the original part
 
fluttering eyelashes emoji
 
the only other thing she says is that she's worth it.
 
You
That's me.
 
@question_asker I remember you saying something like this in this room
 
7:14 PM
She's going to make you work for it
aha!
 
Notebook, Clueless, and Twilight all have 8 letters.
 
And she's "half serious"
 
she's exploiting your labor for your own gift!
I think it's time you rose up and seized the means of production, Hugh
 
You
Hugh, DO IT! :)
 
Put the right two together and you're done.
 
7:16 PM
She keeps talking about begging, too
I wish I knew who Hugh was responding to... lol
 
You
@Khale_Kitha Yeah, same.
 
maybe hugh is a dog
 
smh
 
maybe hugh is the smartest dog on the internet
 
Who is the richest beggar on this earth?
 
You
7:17 PM
@question_asker I want to star that, but I can't.
 
guys... there are so many angles to check here
 
yeah
 
the dog angle, the proletarian revolt angle, the dog angle...
 
sigh..
 
the strips angle
 
7:18 PM
yes yes this is all gold
 
You
Mmmm... Strips...
 
Mmmm dogs.
 
You
@HughMeyers In Asia, we eat dogs.
 
OMG...Hugh just ate some dogs
 
You
Some parts.
I ate a human once. :)
 
7:20 PM
maybe she's only half serious about hugh having three tries. maybe he only had two, and he's used both of them up already
 
and now he is screwed. :(
 
sorry for coming up with so many good ideas everybody
it's my curse :(
 
You
Dun dun dun...
 
the half serious numbers girl
 
Nhoh sihk jo gau
 
You
7:21 PM
Too many languages.
 
I can speak a little Cantonese but I have no idea how to write it.
 
6 mins ago, by Hugh Meyers
Put the right two together and you're done.
Who was this directed at, Hugh?
 
You
おねがします。
 
Us, I assumed
 
No idea
 
You
7:23 PM
That's what it seems like.
 
We should @HughMeyers to wake him up.
 
send me the link to the puzzle please
 
28
Q: My Puzzling Girlfriend

Hugh MeyersSo it's my birthday yesterday and my girlfriend comes over. We're kidding around and I asked her if she'd gotten me something good. She said: "Oh, yeah! Big time!" Well, of course I wanted to know what it was. She went over to my computer, typed in a url and saved it to my favorites. "I'm goi...

 
the only things she says she is in the original incarnation of the puzzle are "half serious" and "a numbers girl"
 
She said "I was wrong"
 
7:25 PM
oh sorry, she also says she [is] "going to make you work for it"
 
And she talks about being "worth it"
 
@manshu not until the update
 
So no idea what "right two" meant to mean
 
Sort of narrows it down, doesn't it?
 
Not in the slightest, sry.
 
7:26 PM
HM said the thing he was referring to was in the original puzzle, before the update
the two I mentioned seem the most likely, because I think the "make you work" and "worth it" ones are tenuous at best
also... they seem less like clues than the other two
 
Yeah, I agree, I just don't see how half of the number is helpful to us.
 
more like flavortext
 
any more than the entire number
Both are gibberish to me
 
she also says SCRUB on the piece of paper
followed by a sentence with a bunch of cleaning-related words
 
You
Scrubs are delicious.
 
7:28 PM
yeah
 
but not the word "wash"
I mean, I'm sure there are infinity other cleaning-related words she didn't say, but... I dunno, it stuck out to me that she was trying to hint at something by saying those particular words but not others
 
errr...we have special room for this puzzle :p
 
And "You have a super smart girlfriend. As long as you don't mess that up you'll be fine"
Meh
 
You
Maybe the password is a beg?
Just a random thought.
 
but prostrate is 9 letters :P
 
7:30 PM
so a lot of people are making guesses that I feel like can't be right
because they feel way too arbitrary
 
Yeah
 
hugh's puzzles, however hard, rarely if ever feel arbitrary in either their solution or manner of solving
 
Thanks
 
No, I know, for certain, that every one of these arbitrary answers can't be it, because it's a HM puzzle.
I've not even entertained them.
 
right, exactly
I know before he weighs in on them
haha
 
7:32 PM
yeah
 
meanwhile there is a blushing Hugh
 
You mean a blushing hue?
 
if past experience is to be trusted, the correct solution will seem blindingly obvious when we see it.
 
Oh, of course - that's what's annoying
He's already intimated, in the comments, that it's something easy.
Easy puzzles that are hard to figure out are really annoying. Why do people write these types of puzzles?
.......Oh wait.
 
hahaha
 
7:34 PM
my vote tank is empty too
 
have we verified that hugh's girlfriend doesn't work for TFC or FIB?
 
ROFL!!
I was considering the next hint on the email puzzle to come from a female agent. What's your GF's name, @HughMeyers?
 
Ada
 
Though, I admit, I haven't thought of a second hint. The one I did, today, I've been holding on to for 4 days.
Kk
 
Hugh's girlfriend's name is palindromic and a programming language
 
7:36 PM
LOVELACE See if that can fit somehow.
 
the nerds here are going crazy
 
lol
The thing that people overlook in storyline puzzles...
Is that when a character makes an assumption That doesn't make it right!!
 
yes
speaking of assumptions (but not character assumptions)
It doesn't technically say anywhere in the puzzle that the password is all numbers
 
No, I've been assuming it's a word
But I suppose it could be numbers.
 
the closest it comes is when hugh says "how many digits" and his girlfriend says 'eight' without correcting him
 
7:38 PM
huh
 
but everybody is guessing numbers
 
Maybe the answer is the name of a company which makes scrubber kinds of stuff. -_-
 
Everybody guessed numbers on the HeLiCoPtEr puzzle, too...
 
and EVERYBODY (yeah) is rocking their body (yeah)
 
etc is back alright
 
7:39 PM
The thing I'm unsure of is to if Hugh's answers to comments are any clues.
 
You
@question_asker YEAH!
 
I know some are completely arbitrary - credit card, etc.
 
they almost always are
 
dummy is a word there
 
And the "Hugh" character is a musician
 
7:41 PM
Hughsician
 
q_a i can see your urge to go into etc part of this room
 
"Also, I think I was supposed to have at least some chance of getting it before the eight digits hint."
 
@Khale_Kitha I guess that Mathematica code takes the last 2 bits of some pixels and converts them to ascii
Wouldn't know which, I don't own mathematica either
 
Yeah, I assuming it's trying to affect the RGB, but I can't tell, for sure, which method.
Ah, okay - I wasn't sure if you did or not - ty, anyways.
 
That indicates to me that eight shouldn't be employed in solving it
 
7:43 PM
That's why the Mathematica answers are annoying - most people cannot test them.
True, q_a
 
(ノÒ益Ó)ノ彡▔▔▏

I can't do this now.
 
oh geez.
I just...@HughMeyers...
 
did you figure it out, KK?
 
I figured out some clues...
 
( つ•̀ω•́)つɐ what?
 
7:47 PM
One sec - if I don't put this together quickly
 
I get the feeling you might have figured out how to get a step or two past something I've been struggling with
 
I'm not sure - I'm up in the air, but I haven't hit ground, yet..
let me move my google tab over next to this one, so I can switch easier..
 
You could just do it without telling us...duh
 
Okay...
Yeah, I just can't get anywhere with it
 
I'm on the edge of my seat, on tenterhooks, with bated breath
 
7:50 PM
Somehow, I don't....
 
with popcorns
 
lol
 
Hugh just posted this in the other room.
Babe and dummy, yeah. Bad boy was a first.

Ada kids around a lot.
ADA again.
 
Ada...haye haye ada..hosh udaye ada...karde deewana
 
maybe her name isn't Ada... maybe she's the assistant district attorney, Jack McCoy!
 
7:54 PM
BEN STONE has 8 letters!
 
1. There's a song called "When Numbers get Serious", bu Paul Simon that I'm looking into.
2. There's a commercial/song called ["Six Is A Serious Number"](http://ontherunstl.com/six) that reflects when The Cardinals get 6 or more runs, in a game. Many places put things on [discount](http://www.wallisco.com/subpages/cardinals/), when this occurs. Wallis Oil Company has actually trademarked this phrase.
 
hahahaha
 
Stupid non-links
It's just that if that info helps, I can't see it going anywhere.
 
This is a list of women who have made noteworthy contributions to or achievements in mathematics. These include mathematical research, mathematics education, the history and philosophy of mathematics, public outreach, and mathematics contests. == A == Tatyana Afanasyeva (1876–1964), Russian–Dutch researcher in statistical mechanics, randomness, and geometry education Maria Gaetana Agnesi (1718–1799), Italian mathematician and philosopher, possibly the first female mathematics professor Dorit Aharonov (1970), Israeli specialist in quantum computing Grace Alele-Williams (1932– ), first woman to...
Maybe this?
 
anyway
I'll be back on in a while. I'm looking forward to seeing progress on this puzzle.
 
7:57 PM
I'm at a wall, personally, I think
 
which you probably won't find :p
 
I'm sticking with ADA LOVELACE as a key hint.
 
lol
 
@Khale_Kitha @ChrisCudmore Does any of those names make sense to you?
on wiki page?
 
I'm sorry, I honestly didn't click.
 
7:58 PM
Yes. Ada Lovelace. Google it.
 
but nothing in the preview does
 

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