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22:00
The only place I specifically want to go is Ireland and that's mostly for the accents.
user2334
ORDERING PIZZA NOW HAHA SUCKERS
user15026
wishes she could handle the walk to the pizza place but that would likely kill her
user15026
@marktrapp I hate you.
@OrigamiRobot went there a month ago, you prolly also should check out the guinness, accents also good
user2334
22:00
@AshleyNunn But I like you!
Boring hotel is boring.
user15026
@marktrapp I am just jealous of your pizza.
@LessPop_MoreFizz There is enough stuff going on in WV to warrant a hotel this big?
@InvaderSkoodge It is next door to another hotel just as big!
22:01
2 days ago, by OrigamiRobot
@LessPop_MoreFizz I am a teetotaler and I don't have a TV.
And there are several more on the opposite corner of town!
I didn't even realize people lived in that state.
Well, time for some Assassin's Creed 3. Later, Bridge!
Maybe they just all stay in the hotels.
@InvaderSkoodge I am in the state capitol.
user15026
22:01
@fluttershy enjoy!
@MarkTrapp Are you ordering bacon pizza? You should be ordering bacon pizza
user2334
@SaintWacko they don't do bacon pizza right here. It's gross and tastes like slim jims
user15026
@saintwacko augh. I want pizza. Migraine girl wants greasy pizza. Maybe I will order some.
@MarkTrapp Ew
@MarkTrapp That sounds abhorrent.
user2334
22:03
it is. I guess they fully cook the bacon before adding it to the pie. This kills the bacon
One thing I hear they do well in Portland is Grilled Cheese.
I have a Facebook friend who checks in at the Grilled Cheese Grill in Portland every day.
@MarkTrapp Make your own bacon. With blackjack! And hookers!
user2334
If it fits on a food cart, we do it
user2334
@OrigamiRobot You know what, forget the bacon and the blackjack! Aw, screw the whole thing.
user2334
We also have the best pizza outside of New York, but they're snooty and don't deliver and you have to wait on line to get it because they're only open for 4 hours and close as soon as they run out of ingredients. It's like the soup nazi of pizza
22:05
Never forget the bacon ಠ_ಠ
user15026
@marktrapp that is very odd.
user15026
I would hate that.
@MarkTrapp Sounds like DiFara.
user15026
Because I am impatient and I like pizza.
@MarkTrapp Do they charge 7 dollars a slice like DiFara roo?
22:05
@MarkTrapp This sounds like stories I've heard of trying to order a Cheesesteak in Philly. Apparently if you don't do it right you get kicked out of line.
user2334
@LessPop_MoreFizz You can't get it by the slice. Have to buy the whole pie.
user2334
@AshleyNunn Yeah. Even though it's the best pizza I've had in like forever, I've only been there a couple of times because of it
user15026
@marktrapp it sounds awesome and frustrating all at once.
@AshleyNunn Is your bacon pizza good?
Actually, now I want bacon chicken artichoke pizza
22:18
@SaintWacko I was with you for 2/3 of those ingredients.
@MarkTrapp There's a little place in Salisbury that is only open 5 hours, only takes cash, and has no place to sit inside. They make the best hamburgers I've ever had.
@InvaderSkoodge Oh, are you one of those people who don't like artichoke?
@SaintWacko I don't know if I like artichoke or not, actually.
I have never had it.
@InvaderSkoodge You do
It is delicious
I haven't specifically avoided it, but it's just never been around.
I think my fiancee made me buy some last time we were at the supermarket, though, so I may know soon whether I like it.
22:19
Especially when you eat a whole head of it, dipping it in garlic butter
I know that we had a big green bulbous thing that kept stabbing me and wasn't a cactus.
@InvaderSkoodge Yeah, that would be an artichoke
You usually cut off the pointy end
Then steam it
I'm going to let her figure out what to do with it.
and don't forget to make some melted garlic butter to dip the petals in
I'll just eat as directed.
user2334
22:21
@OrigamiRobot People who know they make the most delicious food in the world suck
Garlic butter sounds delicious, though.
There's a little place up in the UP that makes really great hamburgers
Cheeseburgers in Paradise
@SaintWacko up in the up?
@InvaderSkoodge UP = Upper Peninsula
of Michigan
22:22
Oh yeah Michigan.
Another one of those states I forget about unless I'm trying to name states.
Shopsin's is a diner formerly located in New York City's Greenwich Village. It moved to Stall No. 16, 120 Essex Street in New York City's Essex Street Market. Neighborhood grocery Shopsin's first iteration was as a neighborhood grocery at the corner of Bedford and Morton streets in The Village. It, the stock and good will, but not the building, was purchased by Kenny Shopsin for $25,000 in 1973. He was undergoing intensive Freudian psychoanalysis at the time and lived in the neighborhood. His father put up the money. The previous owner had prepared and sold roast beef, a practice Shopsin ...
@InvaderSkoodge But it's such a wonderful state!
> Among Kenny Shopsin's quirks are his very specific rules, including a firm rule that the restaurant will not accept parties of more than four people. "Pretending to be a party of three that happened to have come in with a party of two is a very bad idea," wrote restaurant regular Calvin Trillin.
@SaintWacko I've never been off the east coast except to leave the country.
Apparently some people get really butthurt when a place doesn't have pickles
22:26
@InvaderSkoodge Other rules include no copying somebody elses order, and no cel phones.
> Haps is the only show in town that's why they have the business that they do..
@LessPop_MoreFizz Aside from my bleeding eyes, the menu actually looks really good.
Are you joking? There are at least a dozen BBQ places in Salisbury.
system works, got banned just after going AFK to get pizza, arrived back as the ban expired...
got the hotel desk to order some, I can claim back the cost of the pizza but have to pay for the service of getting it ordered in and carried up to my room... guess I don't win at everything
@pixel Banned from what?
22:31
probably the most expensive pizza I've ever ordered though, it best be awesome!
@InvaderSkoodge chat
Did someone flag you for something?
one of those bans advertised as automatic, that happened some 24 hours after the incident
We have such a thing as automatic bans? I'm confused.
@InvaderSkoodge yeah, I used that word that makes me sick to my stomach to underline how seriously annoyed I was with the direction a conversation was going in, but let's not dwell on it
the important thing is that I have a pizza on the way
from a place the hotel says is 'highly recommended'
@pixel It's Dominos.
Or British Dominos whatever that is.
22:32
if it arrives from dominos, I am going to refuse it
I didn't come to London to eat what I eat every other week
Fun Fact: Dominos has a kickback program for deliveries to hotels.
I specifically said "something that an italian would call a pizza"
and I am not spending 23.99 on a dominos pizza :p
@pixel One pizza cost 24 pounds?
That's like $50.
I don't care, I'm allowed to claim 25 for an 'evening meal' as corporate expenses
25 per person if I'm entertaining business guests
Oh well if you're expensing it that's different.
22:35
@pixel Business trip? That sounds like fun!
I am expensing everything :P
@fbueckert It is fun, apart from being groped on the tube every day
@pixel Mace.
Lots and lots of mace.
@pixel I thought that was a Japan thing.
And a sign that says, "I have mace, and I will use it."
and coughing up whatever carcinogenic pollution is down there
@fbueckert so many people must have near broken feet after today
stamping on feet in heels always hurts
22:36
@pixel Them, yeah, I suspect it does.
They probably wont learn
of course not
girls from London must be easy
or have no standards
or willpower
or mace
I'm not convinced its legal to actually carry pepper spray as a civilian in the UK
I would think that men could be decent human beings and not grope unwilling passersby, but I guess that's asking too much of humanity.
22:38
@InvaderSkoodge Eh, just embarrass the shit out of them.
and besides, if you sprayed that stuff on the london underground you'd hit 20-30 innocents
And threaten to press charges.
packed like sardines at business hours
Isn't there a fee to drive in London during business hours too?
in central london yeah
22:39
I just don't go to cities and that's pretty much ideal.
user15026
@InvaderSkoodge I don't get the mindset that says oh hey I am going to touch people inappropriately yay. Luckily it has only happened to me once.
@InvaderSkoodge I dislike cities too
I prefer living in my field
Oh I have that guy on ignore, so that must be why I missed it.
user15026
I don't mind the city but it sounds like I have been lucky in the city I live in.
its fine, it was my hands typing before my brain caught up
@InvaderSkoodge me too now
was weird watching half a conversation earlier
22:41
I got used to it when I had @James on ignore.
Now ignoring people is a favorite pastime of mine.
I don't like using 'ignore' functions
I have a pretty decent built in one
this is one of the very few times I've ever made an exception
Cities are awesome!
@LessPop_MoreFizz Boo on you!
22:42
@LessPop_MoreFizz so is being a guy, apparently
@LessPop_MoreFizz I like pseudo-cities like Hoboken. I don't like full-blown cities, though.
@pixel Hey now. Assholes are everywhere. :(
user15026
@LessPop_MoreFizz I like the city I live in.
At least, I don't like Manhattan.
@pixel Not if you're a non-jerk guy.
22:43
not only do you not attract that many weirdos, but being touched up without consent is a bonus for you guys
That's what I'm basing my opinion on.
@pixel Remind me to tell you sometime about the deaf guy in DC who mistook me for a prostitute.
But right now, I am going to give up on delivery and start walking to chilis.
@LessPop_MoreFizz I'm so trying not to laugh
uuuuuuuugh.
22:44
OOO
user15026
@LessPop_MoreFizz O.o
my pizza is here
@fbueckert I've adopted a three strikes policy. Three big security holes and I no longer use the service.
@pixel True story.
user15026
@pixel what sort of pizza?
22:44
I cancelled my Skype account today.
that is the first time my pizza delivery guy has ever called me madam
@LessPop_MoreFizz You criticize me for my diet and then you go to Chili's?
@ArdaXi I've adopted a "No Origin. Ever. No way, no how." policy.
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@fbueckert Yeah, for Origin it's easy, because I don't use it.
I've been a Skype user since 2006.
@AshleyNunn I believe it would classify as "vegetarian overkill with many cheeses and every other vegetable you'd normally find on a pizza"
user15026
22:45
@pixel that sounds pretty tasty. :)
@OrigamiRobot I AM IN WEST VIRGINIA. I AM BEREFT OF CHOICE.
@AshleyNunn it is pretty tasty!
Cancelling my Skype account was more difficult.
@LessPop_MoreFizz Ugh I forgot you were in awfulsville.
I like Chili's.
22:46
even the pizza base is tasty
@OrigamiRobot Also, I never criticized your diet in the general sense. I have always merely criticized your taste (or really, lack thereof), in so-called Pizza.
which is unusual in comparison to what I'm used to
user15026
@pixel I have pizza jealous. My dinner was jellybeans and chips and apple cider (all things within easy reach)
@LessPop_MoreFizz Also, I am joking. I have no opinion on Chili's.
no seriously, this pizza base is amazing
should they really taste this good?
22:47
@pixel Do you mean the crust?
well there is more to it than the crust
the toppings don't just hover
but yeah
@pixel You need to come to New York and have some pizza sometime. Clearly.
Yea, the bread part. It's supposed to taste good.
user15026
@pixel oh man that sounds like an awesome pizza.
user15026
Someday I want to eat non-chain pizza.
22:48
I don't understand people who don't eat their crusts. It's almost the best part!
user15026
Not that there is anywhere really near me for that.
I'm not even high, so can't blame the side effects of that for the taste either
@OrigamiRobot I always leave the crust
27 secs ago, by OrigamiRobot
I don't understand people who don't eat their crusts. It's almost the best part!
Were is there good pizza in NY? I've been up and along but I have yet to find god damn good pizza there.
but then, I always eat dominos/pizza sluts
user15026
22:49
@pixel good to know. Then it just must be awesome pizza.
I think I'm eating pizza for the next 10 days
@pixel Dominos is a lot better than it used to be.
@OrigamiRobot Depends. I've had some pretty terrible crusts before.
user15026
@pixel there are worse ways to dine for 10 days.
@TimStone But that probably means it's a bad pizza altogether.
22:50
@OrigamiRobot I duno, dominos is average toppings on cardboard
its more of a 'cba to cook' food than what I'm eating atm
@OrigamiRobot Oddly the pizza itself isn't bad, which confuses me. Not great, but not bad.
this is more of a 'I couldn't make something like this even if I tried'
No idea how they went so wrong with the crust.
@fbueckert my origin is working fine?
plus I was required to use origin to be let down by mass effect 3
@pixel Not every account was hacked, to my knowledge.
But EA's PR is shining through, by refusing to help without a valid birthdate, which the hackers have also changed.
22:52
@fbueckert EA already has their money. What do you expect them to do?
@fbueckert EA's support is literally the worst branch of the worst company.
since that's the case, it's time for me to rotate all my passwords again
@pixel I used to do that, but then Dominos started making their crust amazing
@OrigamiRobot If they want people to KEEP giving them money, something more than, "Nope, you're SOL" would be good for them.
I hope someone assassinates EA.
22:53
Mar 9 at 16:13, by OrigamiRobot
EA Support: Thank you for calling EA Support. How may we help you today
Customer: Hi, I'm having a problem with [game].
EA Support: Have you already purchased [game]?
Customer: Yes, of course. [description of problems]
EA Support: Thank you for purchasing [game]. I am marking this issue as resolved.
@OrigamiRobot And that's why I don't use Origin.
At all.
@SaintWacko I guess the new recipe hasn't arrived at my local backwater dominos
@pixel Aww, they don't put the spices and stuff on the crust?
@SaintWacko putting spices onto cardboard doesn't make cardboard edible
@pixel Hm, yeah, they must be using some different dough recipe, then
22:57
this pizza is amazing (...)
its not at all salty, the last statement was misrepresentation
@krazer ask me where to get good pizza when I have not had ~2/3rds of a fifth of rum.
user15026
@LessPop_MoreFizz nice dinner choice. :)
Short version without explanation: totonnos motorino forcella Patsy's grimaldis new park nicks forest hills spumoni gardens.
@LessPop_MoreFizz incidentally, that's like the fifth time you've told me to go to New York to try out pizza, are you hinting at something? :p
New York is one hell of a journey to get a pizza
shouldn't I just go to Italy instead?
New York has better pizza than Italy, FYI.
Different thought.
Though*
23:07
surely that's quite a bold statement, considering pizza is of italian origin
There are a lot of other good reasons to go to NY besides pizza too. Greatest city on earth etc.
Not that bold. NY pizza is a different thing in many ways.
user15026
My goal is to find a city that sells non crappy cupcakes and go there.
There are good cupcakes in NYC. Magnolia iirc.
@AshleyNunn Solution: Open a cupcake shop. Do nothing.
user15026
@LessPop I have heard good things about Magnolia.
23:12
cupcakes?
@AshleyNunn are cupcakes one of your addictions?
user15026
@Ullallulloo there are three cupcakes shops within spitting distance of each other in downtown and they are all terrible. I don't have the business sense to open a shop of my own.
user15026
@pixel yes yes yes they are.
@AshleyNunn awww
I don't think I've ever had a cupcake good enough to invoke that much of a desire
ben and jerry's half baked ice cream however...
user15026
@pixel I make my own.
but I've banned myself from eating it
since it makes me gain weight
user15026
23:14
@pixel omg ice cream loooove.
user15026
But it is so tasty!
yes but
leaving me alone with a tub of ben and jerry's half baked will result in it being empty within 30 minutes
user15026
Haha yeah that is not so good. But then again I am a fat kid with terrible willpower so I totally understand.
I have good willpower, it just falters in close proximity to half baked
I've done some very naughty drugs during my lifetime so far, and I'd still say half baked is more addictive than any of them
significantly more
left to my own devices I will eat a whole tub, then find a fast food place that stocks it and order more
I have made it to the palace of terrible that is Chilis
23:17
so I'm banned :p
I have ordered a margarita. Help.
@LessPop_MoreFizz how can I help?
@AshleyNunn You around?
user15026
@wipqozn yeah
Not sure. Just vaguely aware that I should ask for it.
@LessPop_MoreFizz knowing you need help is the first step to recovery!
@Wipqozn High-five! o/
@LessPop_MoreFizz obviously the next step is asking them if they stock ben and jerry's
@Ullallulloo tortoise five
user15026
@wipqozn I hate you. I have a migraine and you have a yak. The world is a unfair place.
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23:19
I think I'm just going to keep it on my computer desk
So it's always within reach.
@Wipqozn is that you?
user15026
@wipqozn meaaaaaan
@pixel The human, or the yak?
@Wipqozn either
@pixel I'm the one on the left.
23:20
@LessPop_MoreFizz They didn't have some local moonshine or something instead?
@Wipqozn :p
@AshleyNunn Your hatred sustains me.
I'm never going to eat any cupcakes if you bake them for me @AshleyNunn. I'm fairly certain they'd be poison.
user15026
@LessPop things are that bad that you have succumbed to a margarita over other tasty alcoholic options?
user15026
@wipqozn I don't want to sustain you.
user15026
@wipqozn smart boy.
23:22
@TimStone I'm at Chili's. I doubt it.
I feel like a kid in a candy store.
@Wipqozn Got lucky with a yak, I see.
Specifically the kid stealing candy from other kids.
@fbueckert They had one Yak out back, so they gave it to me.
@AshleyNunn indeed. Also, FYI, the best cupcake I ever had was served out of a trailer in Portland, ME.
Man, I need to get money and get a yak.
All the cools kids are doing it.
23:23
@LessPop_MoreFizz if it makes you feel any better, I have finished my pizza, think it's probably the best pizza I have ever eaten, and officially feel stuffed
@Wipqozn Got the last one? Nice.
@pixel grats. I just ordered some mediocre and overpriced chicken fingers to accompany my margarita.
user15026
@LessPop a trailer? Interesting.
I didn't even ask for one. They were just, "Eh. We have extras. Here."
I am left with a feeling of overwhelming elation, and think I'm going to sleep like a little kid after christmas day celebrations
user15026
23:25
@wipqozn I am so mad my store had no yaks.
@AshleyNunn Well, if I ever see you in RL, I'll bring my Yak, and you can pretend it's yours for the duration of our meet-up.
Although it's possible you might just kill me and take the Yak.
user15026
@wipqozn that is entirely likely.
what is the deal with yaks atm
@AshleyNunn I'll help!
user15026
@fbueckert good. I wasn't sure if I could overcome my pacifism but if I have help....
23:29
@pixel Pre-order bonus for Harvest Moon which @AshleyNunn didn't get. I did get one, and I'm a terrible person, so I needed to rub it in her face.
@pixel WoW YakWash has nothing to do with it. I know that much.
@Wipqozn ah ok
@LessPop_MoreFizz yeah that's where the other yak reference is from in my mind
MoP has so many yaks
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@Ullallulloo And if a community mod starts it, who are we to dissuade it?
Just jump on the bandwagon and go!
user15026
23:42
It's because you are all the meanest most terrible people ever. And you like to make pretty girls like me cry because you are mean.
user15026
All I want is a yak. Dear world is that so much to ask?
I am debating what I ought to do with my newfound drunkenness after dinner at chilis.
God that is a pathetic phrase to utter.
@AshleyNunn Yes.
Only people pure of heart like myself can get Yaks.
user2334
@LessPop_MoreFizz given the context, hit on cougars?
@Wipqozn ...I could say something to that, but it wouldn't be nice. So I won't.
23:44
@fbueckert hey, my hearts pure! Pure evil, but still pure.
user2334
I'll say it. Yaks hate you, @Wipqozn. A lot.
@marktrapp if I could find any, I probably would. :(
@MarkTrapp I've never done anything to offend the Yaks.
@LessPop_MoreFizz Go to the Zoo?
@LessPop_MoreFizz Find a dance hall.
Let someone take pity on you and take you home.
There is no zoo here. Also it is dark and nearly 7 pm.
Lol WV dance hall.
user2334
23:46
And the wolves are chasing after him
@LessPop_MoreFizz Even better. They won't see you coming.
There is a sportsbar that is probably empty since no football.
And a strip club that I don't even want to guess at.
And not much else.
user2334
Who do West Virginians root for? Redskins? Ravens? Browns?
Also a river.
They root for Marshall and UWV in college sports.
Idk about pros.
Steelers maybe?
user2334
They probably like the Bengals
23:51
@Ullallulloo oic
I have seen no pro football paraphernalia in my week here.
TONS of WVU Mountaineers stuff though.
And a bunch of Marshall Basketball adverts.

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