Throughout history, men have worn hats as a way of showing how much better they are than other men. “I buy hats,” a behatted man seems to say. “I am better than you.”
In wartime, hats were a useful way of conferring rank, and ensuring that casualties were confined to the lower classes… During peacetime, hats have been instrumental for men to let the non-hatted know just who is wearing the hat around here.
— The Team Fortress 2 Classless Update
The holidays are almost upon us: a time for family, gifts, and of course hours and hours of video games. To celebrate the season (and since we heard you like hats) we thought we’d throw a little party. We’re calling it…
Hat Dash! …