The Bridge

Kevin van der Velden

14:00

@Wipqozn And then they dry their tears with 1000 dollar bills

Yuuki

Scrubs : Hooch is Crazy!!!

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StrixVaria

@KevinvanderVelden That's because the noun in that case is "great dragon". "great" stops being an adjective.

Yuuki

I apologize for the terrible picture quality.

Kevin van der Velden

@StrixVaria Yes

Wipqozn

@KevinvanderVelden yeah but they're the bills of writing for the lowest common denominator.

Unionhawk

14:04

Airlines are warning passengers not to use Samsung Galaxy Note 7 on board http://tnw.me/q5ttxyj https://t.co/O33oq0Hb0m

Tweeted by TheNextWeb on September 8, 2016 at 1:53 PM

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lololololololololololololololol

Kevin van der Velden

@Wipqozn see also: pop music, trump

sequoiad

@KevinvanderVelden but then you can have a gigantic great green great dragon

Nzall

14:17

@Unionhawk That page is broken by my adblocker

At least, on the first visit

arda

@Nzall here's mine, in a 2 min video: youtu.be/TBnhn-2WkkA (mostly sfw. One case of anime swimsuit, one case of a man smoking a cardboard. There were tons of disney movies after the asmr vid)

Some explanation is needed: disney: my sister used my phone. asmr: a friend wanted me to try. doesn't work on me. furry version of a song (1:36): something I got linked on either gdse or su, not sure which. the anime swimsuit or whatever and dakimakura vid around 1:58: something I got linked on anime.se

Private Pansy

Oh wow, my copy of Journal 3 came in today

Ronan

@PrivatePansy I decided against buying that, I have ordered The Answer though.

Private Pansy

The production quality on this thing is pretty amazing

Ronan

I already own a homemade Dipper hat and Journal 3 though.

arda

14:24

hnnngh must not buy

Derpy

@Ronan so you too bought a Twily plush like @PrivatePansy did?

Ronan

@Derpy Why would I do that?

arda

about the bitbucket repo, the name isn't final yet and we didn't do a public announcement yet soo I just placed a random screenshot (from bash) on it. about PINK LIFE, it is a good white noise

Nzall

I still got a bunch of stuff do to in Legion

I've reached level 110 late Sunday night

arda

@Nzall nice

SaintWacko

14:25

I hit 109 last night

About halfway to 110

Derpy

@Ronan The Answer == 42 == Twily == Friendship.

Ronan

Umm... No...

Nzall

I have to finish Highmountain, haven't even started Suramar yet and am blocked on my Order Hall campaign because I need to unlock world quests before I can do 30 of them

Ronan

amazon.co.uk/Answer-Steven-Universe-Rebecca-Sugar/dp/0399541705/…

Nzall

but honestly, i don't really care that I'm slow

arda

14:26

@Ronan amazon doesn't deliver here :(((

Nzall

BTW, does anyone have any suggestions for how to legally watch Classic Doctor Who in Belgium?

Private Pansy

arda

@PrivatePansy ahaha great

Ronan

That does look good...

two bugs

So people figured out this insanely complex hidden boss in WoW already

arda

14:29

wait, IIRC amazon shipped rl books

IT DOES

I wonder how much shipping costs though

Private Pansy

arda

:(

Private Pansy

This book is one huge lore dump

Ronan

sequoiad

@Nzall I plan to hit it tonight, level 109 right now

Ronan

14:30

Alas my Journal #3 is blank.

arda

@Ronan OC?

Nzall

@sequoiad What server do you play on?

Ronan

@arda My friend made it for me when I first started watching it.

sequoiad

@Nzall Quel'thalas

arda

@Ronan ah, cool

Private Pansy

14:31

@Ronan Huh, you made me peel back the dust jacket on the book, to find this...

Nzall

@sequoiad Horde or Alliance?

sequoiad

@Nzall Alliance

Ronan

Nzall

oh well

Ronan

I also "made" this hat, with a hat and a sharpie.

Nzall

14:33

guess I won't be playing with you then

sequoiad

you Horde?

Nzall

I play Horde on Kor'Gall

sequoiad

ah

arda

I think the kindle version is available

Nzall

and I got every class at level 100, and shaman at 110, so I don't really have the option of switching

Private Pansy

14:33

Ronan

@arda You know it'd probably just the same as the episode right?

arda

@Ronan idc

Ronan

I don't see the point of getting a non-physical copy.

arda

@Ronan you have a point

Nzall

So what exactly is Steven Universe? what's the plot about?

Ronan

14:34

@Nzall On what level?

two bugs

I should probably go into work now that I have a few hours of sleep

Ronan

Because it's about space aliens protecting earth from other space aliens.

But it's also about growing up in non-conventional families and understanding your place in the world.

Private Pansy

And it's also about a boy with a magical belly button who is his own mom

Nzall

I call the first one plot and the second one morals

Ronan

But it's also about appreciating the beauty in things as they are and not trying to change them.

two bugs

14:35

@PrivatePansy I... um

Ronan

@Nzall But it's not just morals though, some episodes are actually just about that.

Private Pansy

@twobugs He also has three other moms. And a dad.

Kevin van der Velden

@twobugs pff, it's not like that's the first time someone thought of that

Ronan

Also it's also sort of about space socialism.

Nzall

When I'm talking about plot, I mean the events that drive the characters and their actions

two bugs

14:37

@KevinvanderVelden True enough

Private Pansy

@Nzall Ho boy

Nzall

So essentially the core thing without the subtext usually reserved for secretly telling children how to live a good life

Ronan

@Nzall Yeah, there is an episode where Steven wants to go to school because he never went before.

Nzall

Like, My Little pony is mostly subtext and very little plot, while Pokemon is a lot of plot and relatively low amounts of subtext

Ronan

The latest but one episode was entirely about talking about your problems to people.

Sterno

14:38

I watched the first two episodes of Attack on Titan and don't get why everyone is saying it's great. That kid is whiny and emo

Private Pansy

@KevinvanderVelden I mean, I'm quite sure Steven all but says that directly at one point

@Sterno Oh god yes, it's so fucking emo

I do like the action sequences though

Kevin van der Velden

@PrivatePansy I surprisingly can't find any mythology where gods are their own parents

Ronan

Like, not as part of a different plot. The characters just need to talk about things.

sequoiad

@Nzall I accidentally dropped out of Moonkin form yesterday and saw my levelling gear for the first time

Private Pansy

@Ronan Why don't you talk to each other...

sequoiad

14:39

immediatly had to go transmog it

Private Pansy

@Ronan Haha, that was a fun little episode...

sequoiad

even though you dont see it in Moonkin, I KNEW IT WAS THERE!

Nzall

@sequoiad If you've played for 3 expansions with barely enough money to get your new items enchanted, you tend to not bother with things like that

arda

@PrivatePansy Just give it a try...

Private Pansy

"I'm half magic. On the mother's side."

Nzall

14:41

Also, I'm not really bothered with how my gear looks because I rarely look at how my character looks

I mostly pay attention to Hekili, my bars and DBM

arda

soundcloud.com/aivisura/…

Private Pansy

@KevinvanderVelden I don't think the Greeks had any concept of time travel

It would be really amusing if they did.

Hmmm. Well Kronos was the titan of time.

Okay, I just had a look at the Greek gods family tree and well... I think they're sufficiently weird already

arda

new ep comes out tomorrow!

Private Pansy

I mean, Aphrodite's father was apparently... well, you can look it up. It's not family appropriate.

arda

or today if someone leaks it again

@PrivatePansy I immediately regretted looking that up

two bugs

14:45

@PrivatePansy Well this is Greek myth so some gods have multiple origins :P

sequoiad

@Nzall I started this expansion on this char with 825G

now on 85K, thanks to selling a few spare pet drops from old expansions

Private Pansy

It is fitting for a goddess of love, that's for sure

Nzall

@sequoiad I started with roughly 200K on Kor'Gall, and I probably could have had double that if I didn't drop fat stacks of gold on mounts, items to level my characters quicker, 675 crafted weapons etc

120K of that was on my shaman, she now has 140K roughly a week after the launch

Yuuki

As far as origin stories go, I think Apollo and Artemis had it easiest.

Even if they were children of Zeus, they and their mother got a floating island to hide from Hera.

sequoiad

getting 3 Kovok pets back in MoP helped, they were going for 25K each on my server AH

two bugs

14:49

Ares probably has it easiest. IIRC he's just the child of Zeus and Hera, nothing crazy

Kevin van der Velden

@PrivatePansy I mean it's just 2 gods having s... oh wait you mean the other aphrodite

two bugs

He's also like... the most hated god

Nzall

@sequoiad I sold my rare pets recently. I got a couple of pretty rare dungeon pets, like Viscidus

@twobugs No, Gaia has it easiest. She just popped in existence

two bugs

Not a god, but I'll allow it :P

Kevin van der Velden

@Nzall and then she had to deal with us, that sounds horrible

two bugs

14:50

Anyway, I'm awake enough for work

Kevin van der Velden

Never

Nzall

And I'm wrapping up work here

Yuuki

@twobugs Unless you're Roman!

Nzall

in 10 minutes my mother is here to pick me up

We're celebrating my godson's 3rd birthday

arda

EPILEPSY WARNING ON THE VIDEO

Apple – Don’t Blink

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official vid btw

Yuuki

14:51

I mean, it's not exactly fair to Ares. He was the god of war. And then Zeus decides to give "strategy" to Athena. So what does Ares have left after that?

Kevin van der Velden

Sparta?

arda

"2 new blacks. Black black and the really black. Black so black it's black to the core." - that apple video

Kevin van der Velden

Also gods are weird "Ugh, I've had this awful headache lately. I know I'll split my head open, OOPS a fully grown goddess just popped out"

Derpy

Miyamoto Presenting Super Mario Run GAMEPLAY on Stage at Apple Press Conference

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Question: how much where the viewers paid for the applause?

Private Pansy

@arda Oh god, just when I thought Apple ads can't get more full of themselves

Nzall

14:54

@arda The problem with black is that you can see stains on it really well

Private Pansy

That is so insufferable

arda

@Nzall I agree

Nzall

Not sure which one I'm going for: Iphone 7 or Google Pixel

arda

@Nzall google pixel

Kevin van der Velden

Let's put it this way. Do you have a currently existing headphone you want to use? Get a pixel

Do you want to listen to music and charge your phone at the same time? Get a pixel

Unionhawk

14:55

Shocker on removing headphones right guys?

FUTURE

Kevin van der Velden

COURAGE

arda

Unionhawk

EXCEPT IT'S K WE'LL INCLUDE AN ADAPTOR BC WE LOVE YOU

Nzall

@KevinvanderVelden My current headphone is bluetooth

Yuuki

@Unionhawk It's so futuristic that Nintendo did it several years earlier and never talked about it.

Unionhawk

14:56

Yes

arda

"Are you still reading this? Amazing"

Private Pansy

Oh, huh. I see Google has adopted the time honored tech industry tradition of co-opting a previous product's name so that everybody will be confused for several month whenever the name comes up

Kevin van der Velden

@Nzall I don't see the problem? The flowchart remains the same

Nzall

@KevinvanderVelden If it's bluetooth, I assume I will still be able to use it with an iPhone 7

Kevin van der Velden

@Nzall I don't see the relevance. Get a pixel

Or well. Basically: Don't get an iphone

Nzall

15:00

@KevinvanderVelden I'm going to compare brands. i'm waiting at least till October

Arperum

@Nzall What is the priceclass of the pixel?

half of the iphone?

Nzall

I'll see

remember, you got 2 pixels: normal and XL

arda

@Derpy hmm, mario run or retroarch... can't pick :(

Nzall

And I'll have to order the pixel via Internet, since Google doesn't sell them online

Kevin van der Velden

@Nzall pixel and voxel?

Nzall

15:01

@KevinvanderVelden no, pixel and Pixel XL

Arperum

I only have one Pixel. And I assume he's sleeping in the grass at home right now.

Kevin van der Velden

@Nzall boring names

@Arperum if you get a fat cat next you should call them Voxel

badp

@Arperum probably similar

@Nzall wat

Nzall

they don't sell them offline

but my ride's here

cya later

Derpy

@arda just what the fans were waiting for! a runner!

And... did Apple wrote the presentation??

arda

15:05

still not sure... I can play old gems on my phone with a bluetooth controller I CAN DEFINITELY USE ONE HANDED or I can play a repetitive, and imo ugly mario, but with one hand! wow!

badp

COURAGE.
VISION.
DONGLES.
APPLE.

2

VISION

DONGLES

APPLE.

Derpy

@arda "You can change the height you jump by changing how long you push the button. This is a key feature for getting high scores!"

So innovative. Did anyone feature this before?

No, right? This runner must be the first!

Lazers 2.0

-3

Q: Is the dark souls pc port better now than it was at it's initial release?

Basically, I want to play dark souls 1. but I've been told the pc port was garbage. but it was ported to pc 3 years ago? (might be wrong). so to put my question in simple terms; is the pc port of dark souls better integrated to pc now than 3 years ago? or do I have to do extra stuff like mods and...

pc dark-souls

arda

My controllers low on battery! oh no! iphones don't have this issue (mainly because you can't connect to a bluetooth controller)! I'll go with iphone and play mario run!

two bugs

The courage to create stupid new proprietary stuff sold at a premium!

I remember when Sony did this (all of the times) and nobody praised them

GnomeSlice

15:19

New Paragon hero is a hottie

Yuuki

@twobugs Very few people are praising Apple, I think. It's mostly them praising themselves.

Son of a Sailor

I'm enjoying @badp poking fun at Apple. The live commentary yesterday was top notch

GnomeSlice

Paragon - Lt. Belica Announce - Available September 13

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two bugs

@Yuuki More than 0 people are, I imagine

GnomeSlice

somebody murdock knows, looks like

Kevin van der Velden

15:26

@twobugs "very few" is indeed more than 0 =p

Arperum

Dammit client. An "in stock" filter that only goes for the current page is a terrible idea. "Here is one items and a button to the next page, which may or may not contain more items that are in stock."

Same for a price filter.

ANd no, you can't sort by price.

two bugs

Well I am at work now

Arperum

And this nonsense is completely different functionality than the other filters.

because they actually work over multiple pages.

Yuuki

Is there any reason why they want the filter to work only a specific page?

Chippies

Got the logitech pure-fi anywhere 2 delivered today, so far I'm impressed by the sound quality, considering I paid 20$ cad including shipping

arda

15:36

@Yuuki turkish people loves apple. There are families who can't feed their children properly but own 2 of the newest iphone.

badp

sub foo { my $arg1 = shift; my $arg2 = shift; my $arg3 = shift; return $arg1 }
my $x, $y, $z, $t = 'x', 'y', 0, 1;
foo($x, $y, $z or $t); # returns 0
foo($x, $y, $t or $z); # returns 1
foo($x, $y, $t || $z); # returns 'x'

Arperum

@Yuuki Because the data is terrible and it is impossible to do over all pages.

So I have to magic it up in pure javascript.

Chippies

@arda that's not exclusive to turkish people

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: How do I connect TF2 to steam client

I was wondering how do I connect TF2 to steam client? When ever I try to go into my backpack, it says I need to connect to steam.

team-fortress-2

Chippies

@Lazers2.0 sounds like pirated content

arda

15:44

@Chippies probably, but I don't have non-theoretical info (aka I wasn't there, I didn't see it, only thing I can know is someone else talking about it online etc), so I only mentioned turkey in that message.

also :(

Chippies

@arda I have relatives that have all the newest gadgets, but they live in a garbage apartment and can hardly afford food

Fluttershy

@Lazers2.0 Now I want to play DkS again...

MBraedley

@GnomeSlice Looks interesting

two bugs

I should play Paragon at some point

sequoiad

It's when parents buy the latest iPhones for their 8-year old kids I don't get

Chippies

15:51

@sequoiad I know a mother that bought the latest iPhone (couple years ago) for her 14 year old son, who managed to break the screen within the first week and she bought him a new one again the next day

people are crazy

sequoiad

like, are they trying to make a statement where they are hoping little Timmy's friend will go home and tell his mum and make her think "Those Smiths must be doing well"?

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: In Skyrim, why aren't all pickpocketed items marked as stolen?

I've noticed that some items that I've pickpocketed are not marked as stolen and I can freely sell them to any merchant that buys that item type. It's not all items of a specific type. For example, some stolen necklaces are not marked as stolen and some are. Some examples are Calcemo's Ring, sh...

skyrim

Chippies

@sequoiad "but if little Timmy doesn't have the newest iPhone, he will be made fun of!"

if every kid didn't have an iPhone to begin with, they wouldn't be making fun either

sequoiad

"But muuuuuummm, Jonny's mum bought HIM an iPhone!"

They should all just get a state-issued Nokia 3310

arda

@Chippies my cousin crashed their family's car. His iphone 6 got stolen there. They lost like 15k usd right there, from the car and the phone, and they still bought him a new iphone 6 in a week or so. People are weird.

sequoiad

15:55

long battery, indestructable, and no internet or apps to distract them from school.

what phone you have seems to be the new statement of social standing to a degree, like perhaps your car or clothes used to be

arda

@sequoiad but muh muh bridge!

too bad I develop IOT stuff though, sms based bridge :P

sequoiad

@arda let's go back to WAP

arda

@sequoiad wap is fast enough to chat on bridge

sequoiad

perfect

Chippies

I used to have Nokia 3310 for a long time... Then I got Sony Ericsson K700, but couple weeks later I got mugged... went back to using the Nokia 3310 for half a year or more... fun times

Kevin van der Velden

16:02

HAhahaha I forgot this episode of stargate

Chippies

I didn't use internet on my phone until literally couple months ago :D

Kevin van der Velden

"Normally I am a man of very few words" gets beamed up by the asgards

sequoiad

I still have a Nokia 3310 at home that was from my dad, then my sister, then me, and now my mum for the past 10+ years and it still works

Chippies

@sequoiad honestly, the nokia 3310 I had was passed through so many people, I don't even remember who had it first

I doubt it's still around though, pretty sure we lost the charger for it

I remember when Nokia 3310 was the phone everyone wanted, because it had the space shooter game, the snake and gasp ringtone editor!

ringtone editor was my favorite feature

sequoiad

and, wait for it, POLYPHONIC RINGTONES!

or was that the 3330

arda

16:06

@sequoiad hype hype hype hype

Chippies

@sequoiad definitely not 3310

you would need a really fancy ringtone editor to support polyphony :P

Yuuki

@Chippies "This was your father's Nokia. Not as clumsy or fragile as an iPhone. An elegant phone... for a more civilized age."

arda

sonic pi on mobile hype?

Chippies

@Yuuki have you ever seen an iPhone with the screen in one piece? It's like seeing a unicorn in the wild

Yuuki

@Chippies I have one.

sequoiad

16:08

alongside ads in the back pages of magazines for 5-second, badly made snippets of pop songs

arda

@Yuuki YUUKI HAS A UNICORN: DATA ACCEPTED

Chippies

@Yuuki are you still in the apple store paying for it? ;)

sequoiad

and pixelised, black and white pictures of eminem

Yuuki

@Chippies Nope, I actually got a few months ago from my dad.

It was his first.

Chippies

all jokes aside, I have seen far more iphones with broken screens than with not-broken screens

arda

16:09

@Chippies yeah

sequoiad

@Chippies maybe not, but it's difficult to take calls through all that bubble wrap

Chippies

Ugh, gotta go do adult stuff.

arda

@Chippies have fun

Chippies

@arda points at the "ugh" in the sentence

arda

I should work on this branch too. Took the card hours ago but didn't even work on it :/

Chippies

16:10

ttyl

Wipqozn

whenever I see a deleted message I always check to see if the user got suspended

You guys are the worst

arda

@Wipqozn todo: do a userscript

MadMAxJr

(suspected unikitty sockpuppet)

(three modded minecraft crash logs in a coat)

arda

oh I didn't even take the card, lol

/lazy

Unionhawk

(removed)

(funny joke)

sequoiad

16:20

(flagged for offensiveness)

Lazers 2.0

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Q: Steam Transfer Help

Can I transfer 2 accounts into one. I have an account that has all my money. But I accidentally used another account and that one has all my status. Can I transfer them both into one?

steam

KutuluMike

goddamnit @fredley got me hooked on junction gate.

and you can't even idle in junction gate.

Kevin van der Velden

It's almost like it's a game

KutuluMike

what's the point of an incremental if you can't let it run while you sleep?

arda

@Lazers2.0 10K global rep hype

Now I can see chat flags

Unionhawk

16:32

(user was banned for this post)

MadMAxJr

(user was sent to the Friday gulags for this post)

Wipqozn

@KutuluMike To waste even more of your time

arda

@Wipqozn add an autoclicker detector and it'll be perfect

Mazura

16:49

Did they fix No Man's Sky yet?

Chippies

@Mazura was it broken?

not having majority of the features that were promised doesn't really count as broken

unless they were missing because it was broken... which it wasn't

Mazura

@Chippies Shader cache issue. And AMD problems

Chippies

@Mazura ah, I recall something about AMD issues

Mazura

Shader cache more importantly... They say it gets smother if you play longer... pfft

Chippies

most people that I know that bought the game had it refunded by now or just stopped playing

Mazura

16:52

I see it running like butter online, but that's on consoles.

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: Where can I found bourbon and rum?

I've been playing the Nuka World DLC and one of the achievements is to make 20 different flavors of Nuka Cola at the crafting stations. One of the recipes called Nuka Bombdrop requires vodka, rum, bourbon, and Nuka Dark. I've got the Nuka Dark and vodka, but I've been exploring for some time now ...

fallout-4 xbox-one

Mazura

@Chippies Well. That's cause it's a game of get 48 slots... now what?

Chippies

@Mazura from what I saw it's more like a game of "get 48 slots, but 42 of the slots are all the same and 2 are missing"

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