The Bridge

Wipqozn

5:00 PM

@Frank Saves you the trouble of finding a new job, if nothing else.

Frank

@Wipqozn True.

@MattGiltaji It's a local IT firm. No India for me.

Plus, the expectations between company and employee are very different, and more in line with what I actually expect, due to it being an IT company, not a manufacturing one.

Flyk

5:16 PM

@MattGiltaji I can be a healer in this game?

GnomeSlice

It's like my boss knew I wanted a short day today so I could go home and play blood boner

11

Bloodborne

Learn the name you stupid phone

Rapitor

add it to the dictionary

Powerlord

@Rapitor The dick shun nary?

Ktash

I officially own my car now! Wahoo!

Sterno

@Unionhawk You'll need to boycott the other 18 states with similar laws too. In fact, you're almost surrounded there in Ohio now!

GnomeSlice

5:22 PM

The only way I know how to do that is to keep fixing it until it learns it

Unionhawk

@Sterno it's different because the Indiana law is broader.

GnomeSlice

That's how it knows fuct

It even corrects to fuct now

Sterno

I haven't bothered to read about it, really, because I just assumed it was stupid and shouldn't exist

And since popular opinion is on that side, I don't need to fact check!

MBraedley

Shit, I didn't record a parameter that I should have recorded last week while on trials. Hopefully it got recorded in another location.

GnomeSlice

is gestalt a gothic name

Frank

5:25 PM

Spam

murgatroid99

@GnomeSlice It's a word with a German origin, so I guess it could be

Wipqozn

@MBraedley Worse case: Your giant death laser burns a village of innocent people.

GnomeSlice

Nice

Sterno

I guess on the plus side, I now have the right to discriminate against annoyingly conservative Christians

GnomeSlice

That's what I named my dude I'm Bloodborne

MBraedley

5:25 PM

@Wipqozn It's not a death laser.

GnomeSlice

Yay phone corrected to Bloodborne

Wipqozn

@MBraedley Well, it should be.

SaintWacko

Also corrected to "I'm", but whatever

Unionhawk

@saintwacko SwiftKey does that to me sometimes

MBraedley

@Wipqozn Lasers don't work all that well under water.

murgatroid99

5:27 PM

@Sterno I didn't even realize it was that broad. It looks like you can discriminate against anyone as long as you say "religious freedom". I don't see any way that could go wrong

Unionhawk

Also apparently it had an old pre tab completion correction of @saintwacko

SaintWacko

@Unionhawk Yay, I'm awesome!

Unionhawk

@murgatroid99 yes, it includes cases between two private parties, whereas all other RFRAs require one of the parties to be a government entity. Or something like that.

Ktash

@Yuuki That will be interesting

Matt Giltaji

@Flyk yes, the priest class gets several spells to restore endurance, which is the equivalent of healing in combat. as far as i can tell, actual hit point damage can only be healed through the resting mechanic.

GnomeSlice

5:32 PM

Is violetta a gothic name

Rapitor

@GnomeSlice maybe? what's your definition of gothic

Sterno

I'd just go with Blood Boner

GnomeSlice

Bloodborne

No

Idk like tombstones and top hats and leather and shit

And gargoyles

Rapitor

i too like the idea for blood boner

GnomeSlice

No

What about Sebastian

Inb4 the crab

Wipqozn

5:35 PM

@GnomeSlice Name your character @WIpqozn.

GnomeSlice

No

Wipqozn

Also, I think we might be able to join up in chalice dungeons... so w should do that at some point

Rapitor

Viktor

GnomeSlice

I don't even know what that is yet

MadMAxJr

Chalice dungeons are procedurally generated. Random!

Lazers

5:38 PM

0

Q: Why are the item effects supressed?

I have equipped my rogue with a bunch of a nice items offering a attribute bonus. Yet when I check the character sheet, I get the information that some of them are suppressed yet it is not explained why. It be great to know how the item bonus stack or are supressed. In my case it looks like thi...

pillars-of-eternity

0

Q: why does my clan not showing up in coc

a lot of people came in our clan and now it doesnt want to show anything.i cant leave edit send mail or anything.im stuck in a clan.help me please + there was a strangest bug ever...there were 51/50 clan members.please help beaacuse i love coc.i tried everything.i was waiting at least 15 minutes ...

clash-of-clans

MadMAxJr

After an hour of play, I haven't managed to conquer the mob of people down the bloody street yet.

Then I learned I started the game with blood echoes that I promptly lost. So I should start over.

GnomeSlice

You can get like 1k blood echoes just by getting to the mob and going back

Sterno

I would not get terribly bothered about losing your starting blood echoes

You can't level up until you either explore the sewers and use an item you find there, or find the first boss (and probably die)

Unionhawk

@GnomeSlice I'd give you something to generate Victorian names, but they all do steampunk names, which isn't appropriate in the context

Sterno

Just spend your early echoes on better armor

GnomeSlice

5:40 PM

Also my friend says to run past the mob but you can just aggro a few at a time and take them up the stairs

MadMAxJr

I should probably figure out what the gigantic switchblade thing does differently when folded and opened up.

GnomeSlice

And then get smushed by the shrek with the big rock

Opened up is more reach, slower speed

MadMAxJr

There's that fat thing with the axe behind the cart, pretty much learned not to try that thing yet.

GnomeSlice

The damage doesn't seem noticeably better to me when open

Unionhawk

@GnomeSlice would you say that you got... Shrekt?

GnomeSlice

5:42 PM

There's nothing past that thing either as far as I can tell

Frank

Now to figure out what to do in celebration of raise.

Matt Giltaji

@Unionhawk gtfo

MadMAxJr

The switch seemed to be effective in combat. I'd start the first hit with the razor folded up, then hit the transform button to flick it on the second strike. That usually dazes the random mob guys or kills them.

I'm mildly curious about the third weapon option. There was the axe, the scythe thing, and then..... a cane?

Arperum

Didi I mention this month being horrible yet?

Unionhawk

I mean, your head armor options include a goddamn top hat

GnomeSlice

5:43 PM

The cane turns into a whip

Arperum

My front usb is dead. As in PC doesn't boot if connected to MOBO class dead.

Unionhawk

A cane is not out of the question

Mad Scientist

The cypher ability mental binding is rather awesome, or even overpowered. Makes a whole group of enemies an easy target for any AoEs and partially removes them for a short while from the battle

Unionhawk

Also that sounds badass

Matt Giltaji

@MadScientist what level is that one?

Mad Scientist

5:44 PM

@MattGiltaji 2nd

Kevin van der Velden

@Arperum fun times, at least it sounds like just a front peripheral thing and not a mobo thing

Matt Giltaji

@MadScientist hmm, i wonder if i took it

MadMAxJr

I noticed that in the Bloodborne scenery. There are many abandoned hats on the ground. :(

Arperum

@KevinvanderVelden In my figuring shit out itme, my pizza also was in the over for too long, and I bent a pin on the MOBO, so even if I replace the case it can't be fixed ever.

Kevin van der Velden

@Arperum meh, you can fix bend pins usually

Mad Scientist

5:46 PM

The main target is paralyzed, all others are stuck. Even stuck lowers deflection and Reflex by -20

Kevin van der Velden

Carefully insert a PIN card or similar between the pins (from the sides)

Matt Giltaji

@MadScientist oh yeah i love that one

GnomeSlice

I wonder what the length contrasts on names are in Bloodborne

Matt Giltaji

i'm bad with the spell names still

GnomeSlice

Constraints

Arperum

5:46 PM

@KevinvanderVelden Except I think my unbending tries might have broken it, or trying to bend it anymore will certainly break it...

Kevin van der Velden

=[

Unionhawk

rip

GnomeSlice

I like to make my people in souls look like npcs like 'merciless roenna' or whatever

Wayfarer Alva is my knight in ds2

Te constraints are so bad though you can't even do 'witch zullie' I don't think

My friend didnt realize it shows character name for summons in ds2 so all his people are fgt1 fgt2 etc

Funny shit

I am on a roll with the phone right now

Is Francesca a gothic name

Kevin van der Velden

Well, it does mean the frenchman and gothic art was developed in france

GnomeSlice

Or Edgar

Kevin van der Velden

5:52 PM

Uuh kinda?

MBraedley

@GnomeSlice nameberry.com/list/435/Gothic-Baby-Names

Lazers

0

Q: What Utility Slicing decoration gives the biggest/most valuable lockboxes?

There are Decorations (Utility) that you can get that give gathering skill items when you use them. I have a small Slicing one that gives me small lockboxes, but I was wondering if there was one that gives lock boxes with more credits in them. And, if so, which one should I get for the biggest lo...

swtor

GnomeSlice

First name on that list is Abraxas. Seems legit

Kevin van der Velden

Well, if you're talking about goth subcultures (a subculture of a subculture?) there's several where that would be appropriate

GnomeSlice

I wonder if you can make names long enough to do shit like 'Marvellous Chester'

He was a wanker though

MBraedley

5:58 PM

So not only will work not be providing (free) coffee tomorrow, but I'll also have to buy my lunch, or bring something that doesn't require heating. Stupid kitchen renovations.

GnomeSlice

Fanciful Violetta

That would be dope for like a light weapon user

How many weapons are there in Bloodborne

I assume it's more than the three you get to choose from at the start?

Unionhawk

Several?

GnomeSlice

That's just starter Pokemon right

Unionhawk

Yes

Someone I watch is using what looks like a giant metal hammer with an inscription on it

It might be like a tombstone on a stick or something, I dunno

user15026

Woo, waiting at government offices is so fun. At least I am out of the snow. :)

GnomeSlice

6:01 PM

Rip in peaces

MadMAxJr

Violencia

@GnomeSlice Fewer than Dark Souls games. I've heard people say roughly a dozen-ish. Magical ones come much later.

StrixVaria

Achievement get: Get called a "tryhard" in an online game.

Frank

@StrixVaria And that's the point at which you stop caring about a game.

StrixVaria

No?

2

That's the point where I stop caring about that person's opinion of anything, though.

MadMAxJr

I like when people complain about me spending money in an F2P game.

Frank

6:09 PM

@MadMAxJr As long as it's not P2W.

StrixVaria

If someone knows of a good LP of Bloodborne of Pillars of Eternity let me know, because I'm never planning on playing either but they look neat.

MadMAxJr

It's gonna be a while before you see a 'good' LP of Bloodborne. Even some of the Dark Souls veterans are having a little trouble.

djsmiley2k

surely that's part of the fun :O

Unionhawk

Yeah, it's... Yeah

MadMAxJr

Honestly it's not the dying that's so bad. It's the 45 second to one full minute loading screen on death.

djsmiley2k

6:12 PM

Youch that's not so cool.

MadMAxJr

That is more punishment than anything. Even TF2 is generally shorter than that for respawns. (comparing apples and oranges, yes)

Unionhawk

Last I checked, Zisteau is stuck on a boss with an instakill

murgatroid99

@MadMAxJr That's terrible

Unionhawk

(probably not technically an instakill, but it does so much damage that it effectively is)

djsmiley2k

/me suddenly doesn't buy.

MadMAxJr

6:12 PM

@murgatroid99 I haven't seen anything official, but friends tell me this is considered a known issue for the game and is being looked into.

Unionhawk

And yes, load times are atrocious

MadMAxJr

I was surprised there was no install option to help reduce disc load. I guess the only way around that is to buy the digital edition. Even then, I'm told unless you replaced your PS4 HD with an SSD, it's still taking forever on load.

Unionhawk

@MadMAxJr that's worse than apples and oranges, that's comparing load times to respawn times.

murgatroid99

@StrixVaria I'm still entertained by the guy who invaded me in DS2, used enemies to distract me while he healed, then said I was bad at the game when I killed him using only regular sword swings

Unionhawk

Tf2 doesn't need to load, it just implements an arbitrary respawn time.

MadMAxJr

6:17 PM

Could be worse. At least Bloodborne doesn't artificially inflate the delay for increasing amounts of death over time. That would be awful.

murgatroid99

@MadMAxJr Everyone would just stop playing

StrixVaria

@MadMAxJr To me, "good" just means entertaining, not necessarily skillful. Good commentary and editing can make up for the rest.

MadMAxJr

@StrixVaria Editing will be key on LPs of this.

@StrixVaria Cut to Markiplier with a 30 minute reel of: AAAUGH Dead Repeat

StrixVaria

@MadMAxJr I saw a brief video of a guy just stringing his deaths to some boss together, and then after 5-6 it cut to him entering the boss room again. I was so hoping that it ended in another death and sequence of cuts, but it was his successful run.

MadMAxJr

Lets Plays are viewed as something of modern day Roman Coliseum in our home. Man vs. Beast/Machine. Cheer the blood. Boo the victories.

I mean it has the little thumbs up/thumbs down and everything.

Youtube doesn't have a 'release the lion' vote button.

Rapitor

6:21 PM

YET.

MadMAxJr

I would not put it past Google and their April Fools they've implemented.

Like the wonderful Youtube-to-ASCII converter.

Frank

A kid just confessed to three incidents of swatting. Hopefully that scares him straight.

user15026

Oh, April Fools is tomorrow. Sarcastic Yay.

murgatroid99

@AshleyNunn day after tomorrow

I love reading Google publicly arguing with News Corp.

user15026

Oh, okay, well then I withhold my sarcastic Yay for a bit. For some reason I always think today is the end of the month for March. My brain is convinced that my parents anniversary (which is today) is the last day of the month.

murgatroid99

6:26 PM

@AshleyNunn I just run that rhyme through my head whenever I need to remember

Arperum

@AshleyNunn I wish it was. this month is the worst.

user15026

@arperum more hugs I am sending lots of whispers into the universe to make April better.

MBraedley

@AshleyNunn I'm not sure I want my birthday 1 day earlier. That means I get older faster. That's how it works, right?

user15026

@murgatroid99 I always confuse months in the rhyme. >. <

murgatroid99

> 30 days has September, April, June, and November. All the rest have 31...except February, which has 28, except on leap years when it has 29.

user15026

6:28 PM

@mbraedley picky picky.

user15026

@murgatroid99 I confuse April and may a lot.

Frank

One more month until Chroma Squad is released!

Matt Giltaji

murgatroid99

@AshleyNunn The rhythm doesn't work that way

DemCodeLines

Guys, what's the opposite of symbolic?

murgatroid99

6:34 PM

@DemCodeLines in what sense?

DemCodeLines

As in if I am trying to say it's straightforward.

murgatroid99

@DemCodeLines what?

Unionhawk

... Huh?

Matt Giltaji

@DemCodeLines literal

DemCodeLines

that's the word!

Frank

6:35 PM

@MattGiltaji figureatively

Matt Giltaji

@Frank not literally, just literal

@DemCodeLines i'll expect english.se rep for that, fyi

:p

DemCodeLines

haha yeah

murgatroid99

@DemCodeLines I have to ask: why did you choose this chat room to ask that question?

DemCodeLines

Well, for one, I know there are a lot of school people here. Second, English SE was inactive :D

Oh and this room happened to be active

Frank

@DemCodeLines I'm not a fan of this reasoning.

DemCodeLines

6:38 PM

@Frank apologies

Frank

Just something to remember next time.

We don't mind helping, but there's a reason the sites exist; we're not here to do your research for you.

DemCodeLines

I understand, but I only asked because it was something as small as something that is very commonly used (but for some reason, I was unable to find on Google).

You know how you can't remember the word itself sometimes, but when someone says it, you know that's the one?

murgatroid99

@DemCodeLines Google search for "antonym of symbolic"

> serving as a symbol. antonyms: literal

Frank

@DemCodeLines Yeah, I get it. But when your only participation in chat is to get help, it kinda feels like being used.

DemCodeLines

sorry if I came across that way, that wasn't my intention.

Frank

6:44 PM

I know. But people draw on our goodwill when things like this happen, and they're much more likely to get a better reception when they respect our time.

I know I'm getting kinda tired of random people just showing up, and asking us to answer their questions.

I've seen some people spam the same question across several chat rooms, and that, especially, is going to get a chilly reception. Respect the site, and respect the users. Asking a question because a room is active doesn't do that.

DemCodeLines

Well, I wouldn't call myself "random people". I used to be here (occasionally talked) until about a year ago when I got busy with other stuff. That, by the way, is another reason I felt comfortable dropping in and asking.

Frank

@DemCodeLines I recall you being here a bit, but I don't recall you really sticking around a whole lot.

And when you reappear, and the first thing you do is ask us for help, it's like those friends that only call you up when they need your help.

DemCodeLines

was usually one of those guys who joined in and kept the window open in the background and read back and forth.

oh well, anyways

Frank

Like I said; we don't mind helping. But you'll get a much better reception if you participate.

murgatroid99

@Frank I think he gets it. Can we just move on?

Frank

6:54 PM

@murgatroid99 No! I must drive the point home until I'm beating a dead horse!

John

@DemCodeLines Bridge is nice to kill time, but I find I can't get anything done unless I close it.

@Frank Too late?

Frank

@John I think I just killed it.

DemCodeLines

nah

@John I think that's why I left initially lol

John

@DemCodeLines Same. Main reason I came back is @OrigamiRobot and @Wipqozn kept pinging me about how I'm never here.

TAKE THAT, @ORIGAMIROBOT AND @WIPQOZN.

I'M HERE AND YOU AREN'T.

Wipqozn

@John That's because we're too cool for the bridge

Powerlord

6:58 PM

Echosmith - Cool Kids [Official Web Video]

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Wipqozn

Anyways, bloodborne time cc @Sterno

murgatroid99

I never close the Bridge.

John

@Wipqozn But you're here.

Powerlord

@murgatroid99 HERESY. The correct version is

> 30 days hath September. All the rest, I can't remember.

John

@StrixVaria Lately instead of tryhard I've been called a "nerd" when I win. That doesn't even make sense.

murgatroid99

7:01 PM

@Powerlord Actually, it's "30 days have September, April, June, and November. All the rest have 31, except February, which has 28, except on leap years, when it has 29. Leap years, for reference, happen every four years, but not multiples of 100, except multiples of 400"

I just skipped the second verse for brevity

Arperum

@Frank Why do you hate the dead horses so much?

John

> but not multiples of 100, except multiples of 400
wait, seriously?

Lazers

0

Q: How to /setblock a sign with text

how do I /setblock a sign with text ive tried /setblock ~ ~1 ~ minecraft:wall_sign 5 {id:"Sign",Text1:"hi;,Text2:""}

minecraft-commands

Arperum

@John Yup.

murgatroid99

@John It's because a year is actually 365.2425 days

Powerlord

7:02 PM

Dilbert: Dead Horse Video

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Frank

How do I word something along the lines of, "Hey, uh, this goodbye lunch of ours, you guys should pay for it so that it sends a message of IT being outsourced being a good thing"?

Matt Giltaji

@John yeah, try it in excel

Frank

@Arperum Because they can take a lot of abuse!

John

Well, TIL.

murgatroid99

That works out to 97 leap years every 400 years (if I did that math right)

Powerlord

7:02 PM

Whoops, wrong Dilbert dead horse vid

Matt Giltaji

@Frank sounds like a workplace.se question :p

Powerlord

No sense in killing a dead horse

►

Frank

@MattGiltaji I don't think that would count, actually.

Sterno

@Wipqozn At least you've accepted that Monster Hunter is lame and not worthy of your time

MadMAxJr

Down with Monster Hunter, up with Office Hunter.

badp

7:15 PM

Hong Kong 97 - Angry Video Game Nerd - Episode 134

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#illuminardi

StrixVaria

@Frank Other sites aren't nearly as strict as ours, generally.

Chippies

@AshleyNunn in Latvian we just say ap-jun-se-no and that's how we know which months have 30 days

Unionhawk

Dammit fire drill or alarm test y u do dis

Chippies

quite easy to remember

Arperum

@Chippies That's also valid in Dutch!

ANd English.

But not in French. Because French is special.

Chippies

7:24 PM

@Arperum I'm assuming French spell/pronounce their months differently?

John

@StrixVaria Yeah I went back to SO recently and was pretty amazed by all the terrible questions literally everywhere

that people just answered

like there was nothing to it

Chippies

some countries seem to do that, silly countries

Arperum

@Chippies Avril.

Chippies

@Arperum could say av-jun-se-no, still pronounces fairly easily :P

Arperum

Also "juin", june is weird too. IIRC anyway.

Chippies

7:26 PM

anyways, wife bought a massive pack of ice melt (some fancy salt-like thing that is supposed to murdelate ice), so, afk, murdelating ice!

MadMAxJr

That's an entry level Monster Hunter quest. "Kill some snow."

Arperum

@MadMAxJr Only because he lives in Canada. Otherwise the monsters are not big enough.

MadMAxJr

@Arperum Canada - Lair of the Elder Snow

Perform a carve on snow. Get water. Didn't know what to expect.

user15026

Who has another interview this week? THIS KID

MadMAxJr

Aww, you didn't get the Lord (Lady) of Timbits title?

Lazers

7:35 PM

0

Q: How to create custom map in AOE3?

I am playing game The Age of Empire III in which I am creating a custom map but there is no open to create it, I found one option which is creating scenario which doesn't come up in custom map. I found few clues about it but not the clear information. So I am asking: How to create a Custom Map...

age-of-empires-3

user15026

@MadMAxJr The interview at teh Tim hortons that isn't for tim hortons is on wednesday, tomorrow I have one with another thing

StrixVaria

@AshleyNunn What kind of interview doesn't happen at the place where you'll be working?

Like, what are they trying to hide?

user15026

@StrixVaria one for a payday loan company.

user15026

I don't think they are trying to hide anything, but then again, it's payday loans, so

StrixVaria

@AshleyNunn Ohh. Sketchy business type to begin with. I see.

MadMAxJr

7:38 PM

Just don't join the Payday Gang. The ones with guns and bank heists.

user15026

@StrixVaria shrugs they will pay me

StrixVaria

Yeah, whatever works. Money is money.

user15026

Pretty much

MadMAxJr

Okay maybe both of you should join the Payday Gang.

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