The Bridge

Arperum

11:01 AM

@KernelPanic shouldiblamecaching.com

The room update live, but only by inserting new entries at the bottom. Or removiing stuff when needed.

KernelPanic

@Arperum Does it always say yes?

The blue text means FEichinger is mod too I think.

Arperum

@KernelPanic I haven't seen it say anything else yet.

@KernelPanic Yup, mod from moderators.SE

Private Pansy

@Arperum Which makes him, like, 20% more moderate than other moderators

KernelPanic

@PrivatePansy It feels like I'm always missing some sort of inside joke when I come here.

Arperum

@KernelPanic There is no inside joke here right now AFAIK.

But the Bridge is basically a huge inside joke.

KernelPanic

11:06 AM

@Arperum Does SE have a site for checking joke statuses?

FEichinger

@KernelPanic Yes, it is.

Arperum

@KernelPanic Some might be found here

KernelPanic

@Arperum Christ.

Arperum

@KernelPanic 404: Christ not found.

Private Pansy

@KernelPanic I was making a shitty joke

A @Wipqozn-level shitty joke.

Now that is an inside joke

KernelPanic

11:13 AM

@PrivatePansy I see.

Kevin van der Velden

@PrivatePansy now where's the turtle to make the obligatory "ooh burn" statement?

Arperum

Sep 2 at 11:33, by Wipqozn

OH BUUUUURRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNN

5pike

@Arperum It's just not the same.

Arperum

@5pike I had to try though.

Kevin van der Velden

@Arperum you fail at being the failure that is @Wipqozn

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Arperum

11:23 AM

@KevinvanderVelden At least my avatar isn't horrible.

Kevin van der Velden

This is true!

Lazers

12:11 PM

0

Q: All Monster values ? (resistance, damage, evasion,++)

I have looked through several Wikipedias. Anyhow I could not find comprehensive information about monsters. I am looking for a list of their defensive values - I want to investigate on couple of mechanics with those values. (Looking for their offensive values is secondary but might be in a list...

path-of-exile

0

Q: Detailed minecart physics in Minecraft

A while back I asked a question about maintaining speed with a minecart up a ledge. I did some maths (or math) and figured it out, answering my own question. However it did not seem effective in practice. I was wanting to find out more about minecart physics and understand it. Where can I find e...

minecraft

MBraedley

I was "that guy" in the toll booths this morning. So embarrassing. My MacPass (electronic toll payment transceiver) fell off my windshield some time in the past 20 hours, and now I can't find it. Oh, and I was in a MacPass only lane.

StrixVaria

The equivalent near me has my licence plate numbers on file, so instead of getting a ticket they can still associate my car with the correct account and take the money that way. I'm sure if I relied on that all the time, I'd hear from them, but once in a while as a mistake it's a good backup.

MBraedley

@StrixVaria Tolls on the Halifax Harbour bridges can only be paid in cash or with a MacPass. No plate readers here (and impractical since Nova Scotia only issues a rear plate).

StrixVaria

Then...just go through without paying and they can't catch you?

I mean, don't go there intending to do that, but if you get in a bad spot and you have no other choice...

Private Pansy

There are no toll booths in Singapore. Toll is paid through a card reader attached to the front wind screen. If you don't have the reader, cash card or enough money in the cash card, your license plate gets taken and a fine sent to your address

MBraedley

12:23 PM

@StrixVaria Yeah, if I want to fuck up my windshield with the gate or have the bridge police track me down.

StrixVaria

@MBraedley Oh it has a gate.

Rapitor

o/

Private Pansy

@Lazers Too Broad?

Need PoE player to comment here

StrixVaria

@PrivatePansy We're moving towards that here. On major highways there are still toll plazas for people who don't have readers, but those who do can use the "express" where you don't even have to slow down.

Lazers

0

Q: What is the easiest way to get Antlion Mandibles in Terraria?

Ok, so I have done everything I can in pre-hardmode, except for making a sand gun. So what's a good way to farm them? Resources aren't an issue, cause I have ALOT of metal bars and what not.

terraria-mobile

Origami Robot

12:38 PM

I have never been through a toll booth

Well, not when I was the driver.

We go through toll booths on our way to Ohio every year.

Kevin van der Velden

Holland apparently has 3 roads where you have to pay a toll

And 2 of those are only for N years (2026/2033)

Oh cool, one of those is paid by the government to the private financers of the road (still per car that uses it though).

StrixVaria

@KevinvanderVelden Ours were originally to help pay for WW2.

Kevin van der Velden

Heh, we also have a toll bridge apparently, it's manually operated

Back in a bit, lunchbreak! :)

Origami Robot

And as much as I love being able to get cheaper gas in SC, I am thankful NC has the gas taxes it has.

SC roads are shit.

Private Pansy

Standing less than 30m away from a high speed train moving through a station at full throttle is probably one of the scariest things I've done

badp

12:56 PM

afnertoono

Frank

@badp Ow

Frank

1:16 PM

Boon of the Hoarder gems + Goldwrap = Effective immortality

@PrivatePansy Way too broad. There's a crapton of monsters in PoE.

Origami Robot

@Frank Too bad they hotfixed this for GRifts. :(

Frank

@OrigamiRobot That'd be insane for GRifts.

badp

@Frank whargarbl

Wipqozn

@KevinvanderVelden I'm glad to know I've set the bar for failure so high.

Grace Note

Hm...

I should push for table support.

MBraedley

1:34 PM

@Frank 1 billion hitpoints!

Frank

@MBraedley Well, toughness, anyways.

MBraedley

yes, I know, toughness isn't equivalent to hitpoints

badp

@GraceNote yessssssss

Kevin van der Velden

@GraceNote yes! Make them rewrite all the CSS into beautiful beautiful HTML tables!

Powerlord

A course is a course, of horse, of horse. <-- Describing a Horseback riding class?

Wipqozn

1:38 PM

@GraceNote Your mom's a table!

BUUUURRRRRRNNNNNNN

Kevin van der Velden

@Powerlord no, just insanity

@Wipqozn and there we have the inanity.

Powerlord

@Wipqozn Your mom's in a stable!

(to continue with the horsiness)

Grace Note

@Wipqozn penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/05/26

MBraedley

@GraceNote He's a nightstand!

badp

@MBraedley Her mom is a he?

MBraedley

1:45 PM

@badp *she

Powerlord

@badp Do you have a problem with that? >:|

badp

@Powerlord Just makin' sure.

Wipqozn

@MBraedley You're mom's a nightstand!

Origami Robot

@GraceNote I don't get it.

badp

@Wipqozn Your you're is a your!

Grace Note

1:51 PM

Not really anything to get.

Origami Robot

Good, cause I don't

badp

Meanwhile in gamedev

Kevin van der Velden

Stop breaking the bones @badp

badp

@KevinvanderVelden it wasn't me.

As much joy this Art bring to me, it wasn't me.

Kevin van der Velden

@badp oh, carry on then.

Lazers

2:00 PM

-1

Q: My minecraft keeps crashing after i clicked play

I was just installing minecraft and after i clicked play it keeps crashing no matter how many times i clicked play Here's the crash report ---- Minecraft Crash Report ---- // This doesn't make any sense! Time: 9/12/14 8:37 PM Description: Initializing game org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: Pixel forma...

minecraft technical-issues

Kevin van der Velden

@Lazers duplicate! :D

Those are easy

Martin Sojka

I hate rigging. Annoying, fiddly busywork.

badp

@MartinSojka boats?

Martin Sojka

@badp Mostly 3D objects.

Kevin van der Velden

@badp the thing that was the problem in the image you linked

Frank

2:06 PM

It is currently 5 degrees outside.

badp

@KevinvanderVelden I wasn't aware there was just one problem in that image

Frank

Last week, we were sitting in the 20+ range, and I had the AC on.

Kevin van der Velden

@badp just rigging not done properly =p

badp

@KevinvanderVelden "just"?

Kevin van der Velden

@badp yeah

badp

2:08 PM

oh.

Kevin van der Velden

Any artist who has rigged 3d models knows that look xp

And I do too

Lazers

2:21 PM

0

Q: What was up with Zant's final appearance?

After delivering the final blow to the final boss of Twilight Princess, you get a cutscene. But how could Zant appear after that? I have read that the whole link between him and "his god" was based on some story from Japanese mythology where a human and a supernatural being (yokai or oni, I'm ...

zelda-twilight-princess

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Q: Civilization 5 info box numbers

What is the meaning of the 6.3.1 after form of government (Despotism) in the info box?

civilization-5

Rapitor

watching people play tomodachi life makes me want a 3ds...

badp

Does anybody want a 50% off Nidhogg coupon

Nidhogg is fun for local coop, but I have no use for local coop

Jason Berkan

7

Get off my Facebook @Wipqozn!

Kevin van der Velden

@badp already have it, fun game though!

Wipqozn

@JasonBerkan haha, oh man. That's great.

Batophobia

2:28 PM

Powerlord

@badp You got one of those too, eh?

Batophobia

replace("ad","starbait")

MBraedley

> ...(Nevada's) 42-member Assembly and 21-member Senate unanimously agreed to write off Tesla’s sales taxes for 20 years and property and business taxes for 10 years.

Wow

Kevin van der Velden

@Batophobia No! Starbait is a good, time honored pastime we should all indulge in.

Yuuki

So apparently, I can play WoW for free for... twelve more days.

GnomeSlice

2:32 PM

►

Rapitor

@MBraedley that's pretty good news. Tesla makes great cars

MBraedley

@Rapitor I'm just saying that's a lot of money in order for Tesla to (ostensibly) bring a bunch of jobs to Nevada. There were going to be tax breaks, but I wouldn't have expected it to be on this scale.

Kevin van der Velden

@MBraedley oh don't worry, the state might not get a lot of money, but the senate sure did!

GnomeSlice

Extending After Effects for game development

Cool!

SaintWacko

Morning, Bridge

@MBraedley Holy shit

That's awesome

MBraedley

2:38 PM

@KevinvanderVelden The state will still get a good chunk in income tax. Isn't unemployment pretty high in Nevada?

Kevin van der Velden

@MBraedley true and I have no idea.

SaintWacko

Especially when a lot of other states are bowing down to older car manufacturers and making it way more difficult and expensive for Tesla to sell cars

Jason Berkan

@Lazers I don't think he's talking about Civ5.

Tim Stone

@GnomeSlice Huh, that's nifty

GnomeSlice

kickstarter.com/projects/1964125504/feral

whut

@TimStone Yeah!

Unionhawk

2:43 PM

fuuuuuuuuuuu (good morning)

Kevin van der Velden

Hey @Unionhawk

GnomeSlice

> Hunt, Stalk and Explore as a cat in a unique Open World Survival Game!

Private Pansy

3:00 PM

> Please find your device in the list below and install the corresponding APK from your download page. If you do not see your device, feel free to install each one to see which one works best with your device.

Thank you, Humble Bundle, for telling me to try installing three different 2GB files just to see if one is compatible

Chippies

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Unionhawk

CAH is great if you have a group of people you like exclusively playing it. Playing with the worst people ever is the worst.

(and apparently it's better while intoxicated)

Rapitor

@Chippies wtf does the first sentence have to do with anything on the subject

Unionhawk

@Rapitor "Hey guys (and girls)," would probably be the better way to structure that

Chippies

@Rapitor took me a bit to figure it out as well, but he just added "and girls" to his greetings and explained that he didn't want to be sexist by jsut saying "hey guys"

Rapitor

3:13 PM

oh i see.

Batophobia

@Chippies That company response though

Chippies

@Batophobia seems appropriate and funny considering what they sell

Batophobia

indeed

badp

3:31 PM

@Chippies outlook or yahoo mail

probably outlook

judging intensifies

Chippies

@badp outlook isn't too bad

certainly better than hotmail, which it replaced

Unionhawk

@badp It's okay. He's probably just dumb.

Batophobia

@Unionhawk 5 nights at kitty's?

Yuuki

@Frank So, GameStop isn't allowing in-store pick-ups for the Collector's Edition.

Should I get it through Amazon instead?

Unionhawk

startledcats best sub

Frank

3:39 PM

@Yuuki Bwuh?

Screw Gamestop!

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Origami Robot

Jul 10 at 20:11, by Origami Robot

@Rapitor I will always try to convince people not to shop at GameStop

Frank

As is, @TrentHawkins and I don't buy from there unless they're the only place to get something.

Yuuki

I just don't like getting things delivered to my door for some odd reason.

Chippies

@Unionhawk poor pussums just wanted cuddles :(

Yuuki

I prefer going somewhere to pick it up.

But since GameStop isn't doing in-store pick-up for this, I guess it's not a factor.

Origami Robot

3:44 PM

@Yuuki I prefer anything that doesn't support GameStop.

Including not getting something if that's what it takes.

FAE

Hello all

Yuuki

@OrigamiRobot Yeah, I'm probably going to get it through Amazon. Free shipping and all that.

Frank

@FAE Morning!

Origami Robot

The only thing GameStop is good for is free game rental.

But then you pay emotionally by entering the store.

Wipqozn

@OrigamiRobot And working there?

Origami Robot

3:47 PM

@Wipqozn You don't have to work there.

Wipqozn

I know letting their employees take new copies home to play, and then selling them as new copies when they are done is a practice they at least used to do.

FAE

Man, you know you're getting old when you're stoked about getting a good deal on a 5 liter bottle of fabric softener.

Origami Robot

@FAE Deals is deals.

Wipqozn

@FAE Maybe we should start calling you granny.

MBraedley

@Yuuki You're strange, in this day and age.

Powerlord

3:48 PM

@FAE Hey, it's FAEold... which just doesn't work as well as "Sternold" does.

Origami Robot

A better deal is not buying fabric softener!

Yuuki

Hmm... free two-day shipping with Amazon Prime trial...

Should I get this thing...?

Wipqozn

@Powerlord Nothing works as good as @Sternold. It's perfect.

Origami Robot

@Wipqozn I'm talking about buying a used game and returning it within whatever the timeframe is.

Powerlord

@Wipqozn @Wipqoldzn?

FAE

3:48 PM

@OrigamiRobot It was a nice deal too! €7 euro cheaper than normal.

And it'll last a while.

Wipqozn

@OrigamiRobot I didn't realize they even had a return policy aside from "fuck you, you can't return this".

FAE

@KevinvanderVelden I went to the Makro today for the first time

Origami Robot

@Wipqozn Only on used games last I checked.

Sterno

Are we talking about Gamestop and how much they suck?

Origami Robot

Yes

Powerlord

3:49 PM

@Sterno Yes.

Sterno

YAY

MBraedley

Screw you [third party timesheet provider]!

Origami Robot

Spoiler Alert: It's a lot.

@MBraedley I refuse to believe there is a good solution to timesheet software.

Powerlord

@OrigamiRobot Speaking of which, ChangePoint (mandatory for us in addition to our payroll software as of this week) isn't letting me enter in my hours.

FEichinger

@OrigamiRobot If that's what you think, write up a document describing what you, your colleagues, and other people you can ask all want out of a givem software.

Powerlord

3:52 PM

Keeps complaining about "You have not entered time for over a week".

Yuuki

I might get a job there though.

FEichinger

Then publish that, get employers to add their input.

Yuuki

Some income is better than no income.

Jason Berkan

@OrigamiRobot There isn't. (I have to keep my time in two separate timesheet programs, with two separate sets of categories, and they have to reconcile.)

Powerlord

Duh, it wasn't mandatory until this week and last time I used it was like 6 months ago.

MBraedley

3:52 PM

@OrigamiRobot Before we went to these guys, we had to telnet into a server at head office, and then print off our timesheet in order to sign it. But at least there was some nice features that made the whole process relatively streamlined.

FAE

@Yuuki Good luck!

FEichinger

You'll easily find a huge amount of developers jumping at that and developing a solution that benefits most of the people involved.

Tim Stone

@OrigamiRobot I don't mind Harvest, as far as time tracking software goes.

Wipqozn

@MBraedley Do you do a lot of work for outside clients?

Origami Robot

@TimStone The best you can hope for is "not the worst"

Yuuki

3:53 PM

... I really need to stop by the airport or something and change out my leftover British pounds.

Although now is probably not a good time with the drop in valuation due to the Scottish referendum coming up.

MBraedley

@FEichinger And then they'll open source it, and no company will use it because it's open source, and eventually it'll see a bunch of feature creep and become just as useless as everything else out there.

Origami Robot

@FEichinger What I want is to not have to do it.

Yuuki

Then again, if the Scots do vote for independence, valuation would probably drop even more...

MBraedley

@Wipqozn Personally, no, but the company does. Lots of government (sub)contracts.

Which is why I don't go into great detail about who I work for.

Wipqozn

@MBraedley I'll just assume you work at Lockheed Martin then, and develop super weapons for Emperor Harper. That's what my friend does!

Jason Berkan

3:56 PM

Time tracking software is an impossible problem. What the people using the software want and the managers requiring the software (and reports) want are incompatible.

FAE

@Wipqozn Or rockets. Maybe this is why he plays so much KSP.

Wipqozn

@FAE Death Rockets.

MBraedley

@Wipqozn The first part isn't too far off, the latter, not so much.

Origami Robot

@MBraedley We have to shred any document with a client name on it. This is both fun and annoying.

MBraedley

@OrigamiRobot We contract that out.

FAE

3:57 PM

@OrigamiRobot It'd be so awesome if you had to set it on fire.

@MBraedley You seriously contract out just document shredding?

Yuuki

Man, all my friends work for super-secret government contractors and here I am applying to GameStop.

Rapitor

@JasonBerkan I don't like any time tracking software as it's a wrong representation. 8+ hours can be on there with only a few more lines of code added, makes managers think developers are lazy bastards (not saying I'm not), but theres nothing "accepted" for like a research and testing time

Jason Berkan

@FAE Most businesses do.

Origami Robot

@MBraedley Every once in a while we have a big cleaning day and hire a company to come shred everything.

Jason Berkan

Everywhere I've worked has had a locked down recycling bin for sensitive documents that some other company shreds once a week.

Powerlord

3:59 PM

deletes Detroit from the map

FAE

@JasonBerkan I've never worked an office job, just retail and stuff.

Powerlord