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1:00 PM
@fredley Yeah, I can see that. I'm pressing right over and over with a full (but apparently moves possible) board, and it's just randomly merging things every now and then.
 
@fredley Ah, David Mitchell. One of my favourite British actors.
 
@MartinSojka comedians
 
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Q: When is it Numberwang?

fredleyI am playing 2048 Numberwang. Sometimes the game proclaims: Is it possible to know exactly when it is Numberwang?

 
Goddammit
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS
 
@fredley is pretty much the worst person ever.
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1:02 PM
I think he sees that the rep has moved from Minecraft to 2048, and is just hunting the internet points.
 
@fredley He also did some non-comedian work, so I prefer to be inclusive.
 
@fredley yup, the colors do it in the game.These are terrible. I had a one step before completion yellow thing merge with a white one...
 
Yup
 
@Arperum That's Numberwang!
 
@Sterno Whoever voted for @fredley should have his account deleted.
 
1:06 PM
@Arperum That's Numberwang!
eyes star list
TIL @spugsley has a penis.
5
 
Let the rep flow in.
 
yesterday, by Jason Berkan
Actually, I think I am going to delete my account now. Aren't there real games we could be asking questions about?
Wait that was yesterday?
 
@Unionhawk The supply of questions on real games is drying up
We need to exploit other resources
2048 questions are basically Arqade fracking
 
@Sterno And @FEichinger
(before you protest, YOU ASKED A QUESTION ABOUT doge2048)
 
No, no, it's not our fault other people upvote this crap.
 
1:19 PM
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Q: Is there any way to get your old Tiny Death Star back re installing the app

draksiaMy Tiny Death Star started always crashing when you tried to open it yesterday. Thinking that I know they back up the current state online I deleted the app and re-installed it. It reset every and I am back to square one. It only seems to have an option to connect to Facebook now and not Google...

 
Lets face it, 2048 questions are better than TDS questions
 
Okay, fair enough
And anything beats mistagged minecraft PE questions
Which are all usually duplicates anyway
 
My HOA dues just went up again. That's a 40% increase in 6 years. STOP MISMANAGING THE MONEY, PEOPLE.
 
@Sterno Horn of Africa?
 
Yes. Horn of Africa.
 
1:24 PM
drugs
that is all
 
Why, hello to you too.
 
@kalina Hey! Been a while since I last saw you here.
 
a wild @kalina appears
 
It's @kalina! Grab the fire extinguishers =p
 
it's fine, I had already left again
 
1:29 PM
@kalina Noes :(
 
@fredley Aaaaaand we're hot.
 
>_>
 
how am I supposed to work when Infamous is waiting for me
 
One Finger Death Punch is amazing. Everyone should buy it. </GnomeSlice>
 
1:32 PM
@FEichinger orly?
 
Yep.
 
@Fluttershy I am now
 
Oh I missed my chance to ping @kalina :(
 
@OrigamiRobot you don't get to ping me, you got me interested in a game and then deserted me again.
 
1:39 PM
@OrigamiRobot is a monster
5
 
yes
 
@kalina he's also abandoned minecraft =[
 
now I'm stuck with a D3 character on the American servers that is better geared than my EU character and nobody to play with
 
Doesn't @Frank play?
 
@kalina Tell them to stop ruining my fun and I'll play again.
 
1:41 PM
die in an actual fire
 
@kalina sigh
 
@ashleynunn apparently that Monetizing Teens lecture just had the worst name ever and was actually about fiscal responsibility and teens or something
 
I made it perfectly clear that I had not yet decided on the expansion.
 
'ello all :D
what's the random topic that is being strangely conversed about now?
 
Jeah, we have a talking raspberry pi
 
1:44 PM
 
@kalina I will be playing.
 
@RPiAwesomeness the horribleness of @OrigamiRobot
 
The Bridge has the highest concentration of the worst people in the world
 
I say.
lol, you might say that
 
@BenBrocka a concentration that only gets higher when I'm inactive
 
1:44 PM
lol
 
@fredley I much prefer the 2048 clones over the flappy bird clones. This is a welcome change.
 
@kalina See you still have that Manga Angel pic, thought you were gonna change it...
 
that must have been before I stopped using SE on a daily basis
 
Did you hear that Flappy bird might possibly be brought back?
@kalina Ah
 
@kalina That's true.
 
1:46 PM
We don't talk about f****y 'round here
 
I used to be active on the Bridge and then I discovered Flappy Bird
 
@kalina lol
 
@kalina That's a lie.
 
@kalina I was thinking of checking out the Payday update this weekend. I know it's not D3, but... shrug
 
wow...this is relatively quite and weirdness free for the Bridge....
 
1:48 PM
You might not like it though, since they reworked body bags (every player gets one, cleaner ace gets two and an asset for 3 additional on the map)
 
oh well if they broke body bags then I might as well uninstall it
 
what....
 
@Unionhawk You mean she can no longer kill and stash everyone on the map?
 
:D Lol
 
@FEichinger That is correct.
 
1:49 PM
Well, then her interest in the game just dropped to negative values.
 
They also reworked pagers and domination, I don't quite understand how that works now.
 
^ no longer possible? No longer interested
 
what's that???
 
If it's any consolation, they made it so that you can have hostages follow you. It's not nearly as effective as bagging them up and moving them, but it's a thing now, anyway.
 
it's not
 
1:51 PM
That's probably no consolation at all what am I thinking
 
@Unionhawk She'd just need a flamethrower and a small confined room.
 
:D
lolzerz
 
@FEichinger Already done
 
@Unionhawk Well, yeh, but now she could burn them alive! That should be something.
@kalina ♥youpleasedontkillme
 
@GnomeSlice Howdy! Hope you aren't upset at me from, ahem, yesterday
 
1:57 PM
Good morning, Bridge
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Guten Tag :D
 
Anyone got Pokemon Battle Torzei?
 
eh, no
 
@BenBrocka I did, and so did @AshleyNunn. IT's great./
 
Why do some people have Italic names?
 
1:59 PM
@RPiAwesomeness Room owners.
 
I could move your message to another room, pin messages, or unstar messages.
 
@BenBrocka @TrentHawkins did, too, and seems to be missing something about it.
 
I can also add and remove other room owners.
I think that's it for owner privileges, though.
 
2:00 PM
@StrixVaria You can see deleted messages as well.
 
@Wipqozn Ah yes, that's true.
 
Hey Howdy Hey @Yuki
@StrixVaria What is that...invader Zim? Your gravatar.
 
@RPiAwesomeness That is Gir with his piggy, yes.
 
@StrixVaria @Frank @kalina @Sterno @D3Peoples diablo.incgamers.com/blog/comments/…
 
lol, I figured
 
2:02 PM
Don't know if that has changed or not.
 
@OrigamiRobot I definitely have more than those amounts of Crit Chance and Crit Damage on my WD.
I wonder if that's going to change on patch day.
I think I'm okay with that change...I will have to see how it plays out in practice, though.
 
@OrigamiRobot I also have more than that on my Monk.
 
@StrixVaria Strangely, this kinda makes me feel better about itemization...
 
@StrixVaria Most likely, it would've happened with Patch 2.0
 
@Frank It didn't.
 
2:04 PM
Some of it IS from Patch 2.0.
 
I know because my WD is still fine.
 
Like Movement Speed.
 
@Frank It specifically says those caps are for RoS
 
Move Speed was always capped, though, even before 2.0.
 
and...I have little clue what is going on here besides something regarding diablo
 
2:04 PM
@Frank That's always been the cap
 
And Gold Find. Not sure about Magic Find.
 
MF and GF have been capped at 300% since Paragon was introduced.
This has me back on the fence about RoS.
cc @kalina
 
I'm saying that if they were going to cap it, they would've implemented it with 2.0.
 
@Wipqozn Did you beat DS2 yet?
 
@Sterno Not yet
 
2:07 PM
I might manage to make a character before you beat it.
Maybe
 
@Sterno Oh my! Impressive.
 
@Frank Maybe it is implemented.
 
@OrigamiRobot If it was, I'd be seeing the cap text on my details, and it's not there for Crit Chance and Damage.
 
@Frank Do you have 40% from items?
 
@OrigamiRobot Pretty sure I do.
 
2:10 PM
@Frank Nope, you have 39% from items.
 
@OrigamiRobot Caps are still shown in the Details, even if you don't hit it.
 
random word, Growse
 
And if you really want me to check, I have enough pieces to do that.
 
He wants you to be his puppet. DANCE, PUPPET
 
I'm saying just because it doesn't tell you about the cap doesn't mean there isn't one.
 
2:12 PM
There. 42% from items. Not hitting any cap.
@OrigamiRobot If they don't, it's inconsistent. Which is stupider than just not telling you.
 
lol, like your chat profile @OrigamiRobot
 
What?
 
about being a robot that folds paper or a folded-paper robot
you can't remember which
wowzerz, this laptop gets warm
 
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precious metal

Proposed Q&A site for bullion collectors numismatic collectors coin collectors gold investors silver investors palladium investors copper investors platinum investors

Currently in definition.

 
@NewlyOpenedProposalsforEntertainment NOPE
 
2:19 PM
:D
 
Bitcoin discrimination.
2
 
That totally fits my gravatar... :D
jerks
 
@fredley Why, Bitcoin has an SE.
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz ...
 
and now I am off to Boooostttooooon aka 3 day creep
 
2:21 PM
@OrigamiRobot how does one theoretically achieve 75% block chance?
 
@Krazer Lol, upset thingy from Kirby :D
bbl
 
Because Monetizing Teens is old hat:
 
@Krazer I DON'T REALLY KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT SHIELDS.
 
@OrigamiRobot Wow, incgamers is stupid about people using adblock software.
 
LOTS OF PLACES ARE NOW
 
2:30 PM
@OrigamiRobot Annoying me more won't make me all of a sudden turn ads on.
They're teasing Ladder, still.
So there might be something going on they're not telling us about.
 
@BenBrocka ugh
 
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Q: TDS Unexpectedly Stopped after recent Update (march 2014) - now wont open

Mopar McNeerI've been playing TDS without issue since around Christmas time. There was just a recent update a day or two ago (today is march 21st) and I didn't notice anything funny until I opened up TDS this morning. I was greeted with the Imperial Propaganda Emperor banner that was announcing the new cha...

 
@fredley I "like" how it's rated fairly highly but all the featured reviews are about "um the fuck is up with the upgrade nag timing" itunes.apple.com/us/app/contraction-monitor-free-contractions/…
 
Bela loves to jump onto my leg and wrap her paws around it. I don't know why.
 
https doesn't onebox?
 
2:41 PM
@Frank She caught you.
 
@OrigamiRobot She'll let go, and then instantly catch me again as soon as I start moving.
It confuses me, but it's bloody cute, so I don't mind.
 
@Frank She wants you to run so she can chase you.
Carter does the same thing.
 
I'M GETTING READY TO LEAVEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Bridge, if I win a million dollars I will share it with you :D
 
@spugsley $1 to everyone!
 
2:46 PM
@OrigamiRobot Woot~
 
@spugsley Why might you win? A photography thing?
 
@RonanForman hahaha no. A gambling thing
 
She's going to play Roulette.
 
Actually thinking about it $1m is too much for a photography thing.
 
@OrigamiRobot :D
 
2:48 PM
Instead of awesome Blackjack.
 
@spugsley Don't lose too much money :)
 
Have I said lately how much I hate the work firewall? It's making using Firefox extremely difficult.
 
@RonanForman I go with a set limit so it's all good :)
 
@spugsley Good plan.
 
@RonanForman have you seen her photos?
 
2:51 PM
@KevinvanderVelden Some of them.
 
@KevinvanderVelden :o how flattering
They are worth a million dollars to me but not even pennies to most everyone else who just think they are weird :D
OKAY BYE BRIDGE
 
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Q: How do i gain land and why am I losing it

user71935I am confused again. I have played many games of CK2 now but cannot figure out why when I win a war I NEVER gain any territory but when I lose I often lose a county or two! Got me flam boozled totally! Even when i siege all the citys/temple/castle/etc on that land it never ends up belonging to m...

 
@FEichinger Good point!
 
3:12 PM
Getting internet access at work should not be this hard.
 
Nice line of powers of 2
 
@TimStone are we going to get a fix for the user ID bug on data.stackexchange.com at some point?
 
@3ventic This makes me happy in a special way
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A: When is it Numberwang?

OrangeDogEvery turn the site contacts Colosson to determine whether or not it is Numberwang. The result is relayed safely back to the user, to avoid further incident.

 
Morning, Bridge
@3ventic That's awesome
 
@SaintWacko afternoon
 
3:25 PM
The winning condition is 16384 though
 
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Q: What determines which number spawns?

3venticÃŒn 16384 Hex, the number that appears on the board when you make a move is usually 1, but sometimes it is 2 or 4. What determines the next number that will appear or is it simply random?

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Q: Fill up furnaces all at once by hopper

Tom HartI'm trying to make an automatic furnace system, and whilst I've found videos on Youtube showing how to make one, they don't explain how it works, so I'm trying to learn the mechanics behind it. The first problem I've come across is filling furnaces at once. I have a hopper system that runs on to...

 
@3ventic I gave up, mostly because that would take a long time
 
true
when most of the numbers that spawn are 1s, it takes about 10k moves to get there
 
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Q: What are some car simulator games for ps3 in India?

AbhishekI live in India an I want a car game for my ps3 in which I don't have to race or participate in tournaments. I can just cruise on the road. Please help! If it is possible then can you guys also suggest me a truck simulator.

 
3:49 PM
@3ventic Well quite
aintnobodygottimeforthat.gif
 
@MBraedley Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh (yes)
Maybe this weekend?
 
@TimStone That'd be nice
 
> Developer souvenir circ. released their cute arena brawler Croixleur in English some time ago with the help of Nyu Media. It was successfully Greenlit for Steam, but the developers decided to postpone the Steam release in favor of bringing the upgraded CroixleurΣ to Steam instead.
So, only if you use Steam. Ugh.
 
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Q: How do I deal with Cloakers?

UnionhawkI'm getting very consistently demolished by charging Cloakers. As they are designed, I never really see them coming, and on the occasions that I do see them, I tend to panic and miss a lot of my shots. How can I keep myself (and my teammates) from getting charged at and destroyed by a Cloaker? Is...

 
3:50 PM
Crappy developers.
 
@Lazers I'm pretty sure I crapped my pants the first time I saw one of these assholes charge me down. Holy shit.
 
@Lazers Well ... don't crap your pants and keep a steady shot.
 
@FEichinger I'm reading the wiki, and it seems that you seriously have to aim. They have high health, but have a significantly higher headshot multiplier than normal enemies.
Goddamn no wonder it took them this long to get these guys in the game. Holy shit.
 
@Lazers I'm pretty sure I didn't see the first time one of those took me down
 
@3ventic I'm kinda disappointed it doesn't ... no wait, I'll fork it.
 
3:56 PM
it doesn't what?
 
@3ventic I just happened to see. I was like "Oh, look, blue swat, how adorable... wait... OH. HOLY SHI-"
 
It was back in the days of diamond heist in payday: the heist though
 
@3ventic Not giving it away when I'm about to get in on this crap!
 
I haven't played payday 2 since they added cloakers
 
> if you hear the Cloakers high-pitched idling sounds and cannot see a live Cloaker, check for any seemingly dead ones and fire individual shots into their heads to provoke any Cloaker who is playing dead into revealing himself and attacking.
Now that's slightly evil
 
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Q: Minecraft (Multiplayer) - My friend loses all his items upon disconnect

lewlsaucengravyI'm hosting a minecraft server and it's just me and my friend playing. Every time he disconnects and comes back, all of his inventory is gone. However, the things in the chest remain there. Anyone have any idea what could be causing this? Can't even log out for the night and come back with every...

 
0
Q: How is tunnel price calculated in openttd?

JánosIs the price of tunnel linear or it is exponential by length? I am thinking about to dig a hole down in the ground with a certain frequency and connect holes with tunnels, if so the price I can decrease.

 
4:10 PM
Wow, okay, I suck at this.
 
Meta question: should 2048 derivative games be tagged 2048?
 
@fredley Nope.
They're separate games.
 
@Frank And about D3 beta, it was a closed beta. Closed beta coun ts as dev question IIRC.
 
@Arperum Well, there was an open beta.
I'm not arguing that. I'm arguing asking about a version that hasn't been released yet.
 
@Frank Pretty sure there was no open beta for D3:RoS.
 
4:14 PM
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Q: Weapon magazine is zero (infinite ammo or no reload needed?)

FabiánWhen looking for weapons in store, I've found one (a bow called Cerno) which Magazine property is set to zero. Does this mean that it has infinite ammo, or it doesn't need to reload?

 
@Arperum Oh, it was a closed beta.
Either way, the question is asking about a version we can't play yet.
 
No, closed beta has been established to be okay
 
Oh, the 256 doge updated
 
> If a "pre-release" question about a game can be asked and answered without speculation because an alpha/beta/early version exists, regardless of the number of people who are/could be in possession of said game
 
@Unionhawk As long as it's playable, that's what matters.
 
4:16 PM
@Unionhawk I stand corrected.
 
Gmail just rejected my encrypted .zip file. I hate you, gmail.
Oh, I can't stay mad at you.
 
@Sterno Don't blame the messenger
 
@fredley Shoot the message?
 
@Arperum Yes
 
@Frank Yes. Developer betas I guess would be the general "closed beta under NDA" thing that I'm not quite sure if we're clear on or not cba don't know enough about the circumstances here
 
4:17 PM
Still, that answer is proving exactly why we don't allow questions about unreleased games.
So we need a couple more close votes on it.
 
This is very cool and gives me lots of ideas: https://github.com/marmelab/gremlins.js via @garywilber - It's the Twitch Plays Pokemon of app testing.
 
Didn't D3 RoS have a public (but invite-only) beta in which people could play the Crusader class?
 
@FEichinger I see you stalking me
 
@FEichinger uhm
 
4:19 PM
4 mins ago, by Frank
Either way, the question is asking about a version we can't play yet.
 
@fredley Huh?
 
If he was asking only about the beta, I'd be fine with it.
 
@3ventic Console errors?
 
I guess. Usually we don't bother making that distinction
 
4:20 PM
503 "Backend is unhealthy"
 
Questions are about the beta until the game releases. Then they're about the game. That's typically how it's been done.
We don't (normally) created beta-specific tags
 
@3ventic HTTP has a lot of amusing status codes
 
503 is usually service unavailable...
 
@3ventic 413 Request Entity Too Large
 
@fredley wat.
 
4:24 PM
works now
 
I just got around to reading @Frank's and @FEichinger's comments on that question.
*popcorn*
 
@FEichinger Stalker
 
@Sterno It's about as drama-y as I'm getting.
 
@fredley But I never did ...
 
I just think the question requires massive burning.
 
4:24 PM
@FEichinger Time to secure that LinkedIn account
 
Oh, wait, I did.
 
@3ventic Now somebody needs to make a 4D version.
 
Because you stalked me first.
 
@Frank Good enough for a Friday!
 
-1
Q: Stuck on terraria

EthanI'm look for a blade of grass to make the night's edge. I got all the jungle spores and eleven stinger, but the hornets, and big stingers stopped sponding. How can I get more stingers?

 
4:27 PM
Clearly we should keep arguing about the question until Tuesday when it all becomes irrelevant.
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@Lazers uhm... your tag took a wrong turn there.
 
@FEichinger Lies
I miss Fridays
 
We don't require an Open Beta. We don't require that "questions only refer to the beta". If there's a beta for the content the question is about, the question is on-topic.
 
> Stuck on terraria
> Tag:minecraft
sigh
 
4:30 PM
bah
 
@GnomeSlice Interesting visual style
 
@BenBrocka Reminds me of Machinarium.
@BenBrocka It's coming to Ps4 as well
 
Yeah sorta does. Did you ever play Botanicula? I found it even better, crazier. Haven't finished it yet
In the labyrinth thing
 
@BenBrocka I have not played it, but I'd really like to.
Machinarium is fantastic.
 
I actually didn't finish machinarium yet either, I should finish it before I sell the ipad
assuming I'm ever not-lazy enough to go and sell it
 
@BenBrocka Also mcro.org
 
@MBraedley would make a lot of sense
 
0
Q: what is the difference between mass effect 3 and mass effect 3 EN only

user72353I resently bought mass effect trilogy and when i redeemed it to my origin account, mass effect 3 appeared twice. In normal version and in EN Only version. Can i please get an answer to what the difference is on these two.

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Q: ksp: Corrupted save file

ZekeDroidSomething just went wrong with my ksp persistent.sfs (and quicksave.sfs) files. I launched the program like always, loaded everything just fine, made a rocket perfectly ok, then tried to launch and the game just hangs in there. The kerbals move and I can keep clicking but I can't switch menus and...

0
Q: Back up saved games in Galaxy on Fire 2

GrzenioHow can I back up saved games in Galaxy on Fire 2 on my Android phone, so that I can restore them e.g. when the phone breaks etc.?

 
@Lazers Arg, can't access pastebin at work.
 
4:41 PM
@MBraedley It's not very useful anyway, 'sfar as I can tell.
I'll see if I can find Ted, but he's probably busy or drunk ...
 
@FEichinger It's probably just a single ship that is screwing stuff up. Remove that ship (or put it in a proper orbit), and everything goes back to normal.
 
BitBrawlers is like Smash Bros. with user-generated content http://dtoid.it/1iKOKRJ
 
@MBraedley huh... really?
pastebin seems like the dumbest thing to block
 
like... almost as dumb as github or stackoverflow
 
4:45 PM
@Sconibulus Now, because I can upload file to pastebin, which could be sensitive files like a design doc.
 
@MBraedley Yeh, but the diff indicates changes across at least two ships, and nothing that would cause that kind of error :/
 
@MBraedley yeah... you're really going to have trouble finding a place to post documents on the internet...
 
Wow, these developers have two awesome looking games coming up
 
Oddly, because I can access github (which is weird since I can't access pastebin), I can play these javascript games, but I can't access something like Kotaku. And because I can access Stack Exchange, I can access chat, but I can't access Disqus, because it's a "social network"
 
'on hiatus'
=[
Although maybe the kickstarter means the hiatus is over
 
4:50 PM
@Sconibulus Also, most online storage sites are blocked. Dropbox and Google Drive, to name the services I use.
 
0
Q: Worms 2 Armageddon Bonus levels @Android

Valentin GrégoireAs a lifelong gamer I was amazed by the difficulty of Worms 2 Armageddon on the Android platform. After a long struggle I finally was able to finish level 30 which basically is the end of the campaign. I must say, I am a little proud at myself for this. However... With the gold coins earned you c...

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Q: Is a dragons' breath attack a magic or physical attack?

KatieKI'm having some trouble with the dragon-type enemies in the latter part of the game. The dragons' breath attacks tend to be "Game Over" for me. So that I can be prepared with Protect or Shell, are these breath attacks physical or magical?

 
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
I already have plenty of MCUs that are collecting dust.
 
0
Q: Minecraft always Crashes

Tanishk---- Minecraft Crash Report ---- // My bad. Time: 3/21/14 10:13 PM Description: Exception ticking world java.lang.NullPointerException: Exception ticking world at mr.d(SourceFile:204) at ms.b(SourceFile:119) at net.minecraft.server.MinecraftServer.v(SourceFile:504) at net.minecr...

 
@OrigamiRobot but it's so cute
 
It's so tiny!
$55 is a lot though.
 

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