The Bridge

@Ktash someone brought up butts earlier and apparently "spugsley's law of gravitation" now refers to the phenomena of someone bringing up butts in the bridge

David M

2:09 AM

That explains it a bit better.

GnomeSlice

@DavidM it was just an example page

I already have all the info for my page entered

David M

It's like the Etsy of creative services.

GnomeSlice

I just wanted a video

LessPop_MoreFizz

Just lookit all doze bodega cats

GnomeSlice

I've been working on one for a few days

user15026

2:10 AM

@DavidM Kinda yeah

LessPop_MoreFizz

Also, there is going to be an entire region for kitties chilling on top of the NY Post.

GnomeSlice

Just accidentally mistyped 'Camelot' as 'Cameltoe'. Didn't get the Google results I was looking for.

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Ktash

@spugsley How do I miss every conversation about your (lovely) butt?

If this were a true law, I would have encountered this already

LessPop_MoreFizz

@GnomeSlice honestly, this says a great deal about you.

David M

@spugsley As an assman, I approve.

GnomeSlice

2:12 AM

@spugsley That should offend you as a woman

@LessPop_MoreFizz It does?

FEichinger

... I think @spugsley is now disturbed by the attention her butt gets ... again.

David M

@GnomeSlice That animation was very slick and professional looking. It should sell assuming people know to go to fiverr for that sort of stuff.

spugsley

:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO care2.com/causes/…

GnomeSlice

@DavidM wicked

@DavidM Do you think it would benefit from music?

spugsley

@FEichinger >.>

David M

2:13 AM

@GnomeSlice Yes. The first thing I did was to turn up the sound on my computer to make sure I wasn't missing it.

FEichinger

@spugsley You can't blame this one on me.

GnomeSlice

@DavidM Hm. Alright.

David M

Just don't do something too electronic.

Unionhawk

Days since @FEichinger has talked about @spugsley's butt: 0 0

LessPop_MoreFizz

I am not generally a cat person, but I have to admit that Bodega Cats are great.

spugsley

2:14 AM

@FEichinger No I think I actually blame @OrigamiRobot

GnomeSlice

@DavidM My listening and professional tastes are very different. ;]

FEichinger

@Unionhawk Not. My. Damned. Fault.

David M

@GnomeSlice Good.

spugsley

@LessPop_MoreFizz definitely read that as 'bondage cats'

David M

@GnomeSlice A lot of people don't know the difference.

FEichinger

2:15 AM

@spugsley Good. 'Cause it's his fault.

spugsley

and was interested and now am slightly less interested

just kidding :D

LessPop_MoreFizz

@spugsley How could you not be interested in Bodega Cats!

bondage > cats?

Bondage is gross.

that's inappropriate

2:16 AM

Gimme... regular style... any day.

FEichinger

@spugsley Question mark why?

GnomeSlice

@spugsley You're inappropriate.

spugsley

@GnomeSlice I'm with you. It's not gross but it's not my thing

David M

@GnomeSlice Well, yes. A starving man doesn't complain that the food is too salty.

spugsley

@FEichinger because it is more a question than a statement

GnomeSlice

2:16 AM

@spugsley It's only acceptable in Bayolante.

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user15026

@spugsley O.o

LessPop_MoreFizz

Bodega Cat protects the NY Post!

FEichinger

@spugsley I see, I see.

spugsley

@AshleyNunn OMG I KNOW

@GnomeSlice I'm very inappropriate

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CHEROKEE TOMORROW

user15026

2:17 AM

@GnomeSlice Part of me wants to write up an entire essay on the ethics of sexual expression, and how "Your kink isnt my kink and thats okay" and other stuff. But let's just go with....no

spugsley

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

GnomeSlice

I just unfollowed like 10 pornstars on Twitter.

Today was a good day.

@AshleyNunn I'm not allowed to have the opinion that it is gross?

David M

@GnomeSlice FTW?

GnomeSlice

I don't expect everybody else to agree with me

LessPop_MoreFizz

GnomeSlice

2:18 AM

@DavidM yeeeee

spugsley

@LessPop_MoreFizz :D

so kewt

FEichinger

@AshleyNunn "no" seems like a reasonable way to go about this.

user15026

@FEichinger Yeah, I am going to stick with that.

David M

@GnomeSlice How were you following 10 pornstars to begin with?

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GnomeSlice

2:18 AM

@DavidM I'm following a lot more than 10

LessPop_MoreFizz

@DavidM 10 seems like a low number for @GnomeSlice.

spugsley

I NEED TO PACKKKKKKKKKKKKK

someone tell me to pack

GnomeSlice

If there is visible genitalia in their profile photo though, they got unfollowed today.

David M

@GnomeSlice Then why would it be a good day to unfollow them? What does a pornstar have to do to force you to unfollow them? Find Jesus?

FEichinger

@LessPop_MoreFizz He only removed the "worst 1%", silly.

@spugsley Pack. ?

LessPop_MoreFizz

2:19 AM

Last one I will link:

spugsley

@FEichinger I'm going to Cherokee tomorrow :D

GnomeSlice

@LessPop_MoreFizz That's unsanitary

David M

@GnomeSlice How did that become the criteria?

LessPop_MoreFizz

@GnomeSlice More sanitary than the rats that he kills.

GnomeSlice

@DavidM I just decided I don't want pussy on my twitter feed.

LessPop_MoreFizz

2:20 AM

Bodega Cats are a cherished NYC tradition

David M

@GnomeSlice It does seem unsanitary.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@GnomeSlice as much pussy.

GnomeSlice

@LessPop_MoreFizz Fine

Ktash

@spugsley I support this

David M

@GnomeSlice Hard core nothing but cock from now on.

spugsley

2:21 AM

@Ktash I bet you do ;)

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URBAN TACTICS: They Call Me Assassin

GnomeSlice

@DavidM ಠ_ಠ

Ktash

@spugsley You know me too well

user15026

@spugsley That's why you're my wife!

FEichinger

Good first step, @GnomeSlice, but frankly "visible genitalia" when you're following tons of porn stars might not be the most ... helpful criterium to go with.

spugsley

2:21 AM

okay the really vivid genital talk is getting a bit out of hand

David M

@FEichinger That was kind of the point I was trying to make here.

GnomeSlice

I'm not following tons of pornstars... you could probably measure it in dozens though.

I do what I want

spugsley

YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD

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David M

@GnomeSlice I can measure my pornstar follows in the 0s

Michael Frank

2:22 AM

Why would you even follow pornstars on Twitter? o.O

Ktash

FEichinger

I have more porn bots following me than I follow porn stars.

user15026

@MichaelFrank Why would you follow anyone? Personal preference, enjoyment of tweets, I dunno

GnomeSlice

3 mins ago, by LessPop_MoreFizz

Last one I will link:

LessPop_MoreFizz

@GnomeSlice this is a DOCUMENTARY FILM

GnomeSlice

2:23 AM

@LessPop_MoreFizz My mistake

spugsley

@Ktash O_O Y U DO DIS?

GnomeSlice

do people seriously have nothing better to make documentaries about than cats who keep mice out of businesses?

Fluttershy

@DavidM When I saw this, I hadn't read any of the previous conversation, and I was like, "Uh... what the hell is this party that I am missing?" :P

LessPop_MoreFizz

@GnomeSlice says the guy following dozens of porn stars on twitter.

FEichinger

Anyway, the point I was trying to make is ... If it's for you yourself, I'm surprised you're removing the ones that show genitals. If it's for the impression of yourself, this is by far not enough.

spugsley

2:24 AM

@Fluttershy lol that pretty much sums up anytime I ever enter the Bridge

David M

@Fluttershy Hahahahahahahahaha

spugsley

OK I REALLY NEED TO PACK

Ktash

@spugsley Because there were other options, but then I thought of you :P

spugsley

@Ktash I <3 you

you are the best

GnomeSlice

@LessPop_MoreFizz It's not like that's a big time consuming thing

spugsley

2:25 AM

omg. I can't even.

Ktash

@spugsley D'awww. I <3 you too, beautiful

Bridge cuddlefest!!!!

GnomeSlice

Slenderfriend is a #proceduraldeathjam game about Slenderman friendzoning people. No joke. Made by @dustinanglin: http://www.dailymonotony.com/storage/slenderfriend/index.html

Tweeted by ruteqube on March 21, 2014 at 2:18 AM

wat

spugsley

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDD

@AshleyNunn apparently it's cuddlefest time!

FEichinger

...

user15026

@spugsley I'm in.

spugsley

2:26 AM

@FEichinger cuddles for youuuuuuuuuuu

FEichinger

backs away from the room

user15026

I could totally use the cuddles.

spugsley

@FEichinger more cuddles! so many cuddles!

David M

@FEichinger Oh no you don't. You sit here and suffer with the rest of us!

FEichinger

@spugsley No. No no no. Hell no. GOD NO. NO. JUST NO. NOOOOO. NO. N. O.

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Lazers

2:26 AM

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Q: Can enemies perform "Critical Hits"?

I am not talking back Ripostes or Backstabs(The enemies I am fighting are [spoiler]Rats[/spoiler]. Under normal conditions they would take out around 1/15 of my health bar with a single hit, then seemingly at random they kill me in one hit, the animations of their attack aren't different. What is...

(cc: @spugsley)

Life is free, but it's full of ridiculous in-app purchases...

Tweeted by benlandis on January 3, 2014 at 3:06 PM

;_;

spugsley

@Fluttershy I know. I will be the creepy old lady in the back of the theater when this comes out

OH WAIT

LessPop_MoreFizz

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spugsley

COMING STRAIGHT TO BLU RAY?!

I CAN BE CREEPY IN MY OWN HOUSE!

LessPop_MoreFizz

2:27 AM

Girls with whiskers tied up with noodles...

Ktash

Yes! CuddleFest on!

FEichinger

-cuddlefests

spugsley

ok I really am going to go pack now

LessPop_MoreFizz

@spugsley oh good I'm not the only person procrastinating packing

Ktash

Fluttershy

2:29 AM

@spugsley But then people can't link you Tom Hiddleston stuff.

Ktash

Fine cheezeburger

Fluttershy

@Ktash It'll one-box, you just have the put the ! at the front.

spugsley

@Fluttershy oh you can link all of it. I will be back. And that would make me very very very happy

Ktash

@Fluttershy Nope. I am far to lazy for that

:)

Fluttershy

@spugsley You heard her, @Ktash. I have Final Fantasy X to play! :P

Ktash

2:31 AM

@spugsley you go pack, I'll do laundry

Ready?

Break!!

spugsley

OKAY GOING

Memor-X

does Assassins Creed 4 plays better than Assassin's Creed 3 on the 360, even after getting the update and installing it i keep finding problems with 3 like when a native shoved me out of hiding, not being able to climb a wall unless i move like a step across, the counter always throwing enemies away rather than me attacking them, i am wondering if i should skip 3 and just move onto 4 since i already know about Juno and Desmond from my dad

Yuki

@MichaelFrank Current rocket fuel can explode too. And it's probably more delicate than nuclear fuel.

Lazers

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Q: Do craft nubers and hat levels affect the cost of the item?

Every time I see people trading, some of them seem to highlight the fact that their hats are of 'collector's level'. Either that, or they are selling crafted hats with special craft numbers on them. One person even commented on my trade that my hat is of level 42 and that I should up my price. I ...

team-fortress-2

GnomeSlice

@DavidM audiojungle.net/item/walking-piano/…

Howzat sound

SaintWacko

2:34 AM

@Yuki Oh, wow, that's a neat take on nuclear propulsion

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> As part of a potentially explosive lawsuit making its way through federal court, giant online-services provider Google has acknowledged scanning the contents of millions of email messages sent and received by student users of the company’s Apps for Education tool suite for schools.

Google? Violate people's privacy to sell information to advertisers?

WELL I NEVER.

user15026

This is my shocked face, bear no mind that it bears a startling resemblance to my everyday face

FEichinger

To be fair, Google has mostly been pretty open about their data collection.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@FEichinger Not in the case of Apps for Education, where schools were offered the explicit opportunity to opt out of advertising, etc.

(Hence, the lawsuit.)

FEichinger

@LessPop_MoreFizz Hence why I said "mostly".

Ktash

2:39 AM

@FEichinger Sure. For the right price, of course they'll share their data collection

Michael Frank

@Yuki That's what I said. :)

Arperum

Great, I just bingewatched SAO and now it's 3:40AM

David M

@GnomeSlice Needs a bit more bouncy for the subject matter.

Gotta go do a c-section. Yippee.

GnomeSlice

@DavidM ????

Michael Frank

46 secs ago, by GnomeSlice

@DavidM ????

Arperum

2:45 AM

@GnomeSlice He's a doctor. And regularly helps with births.

Lazers

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Q: Latest event - rewards?

Today a new deko droid event startend. Is it worth to spend bux on calling droids? What are the rewards for this event, meaning how many floors do you have to decorate in order to recieve which rewards?

tiny-death-star

GnomeSlice

That's what I figured, but it could also have been something I didn't get.

user15026

@DavidM You lucky man :P

Arperum

@GnomeSlice I base me on previous things he said. And memory. But now bedtime. Nearly 4AM and all that.

WHY AM I STILL AWAKE?

I blame @Frank. For making me watch SAO again.

LessPop_MoreFizz

Scientists successfully teach gorilla that it will someday die.

Arperum

2:52 AM

@LessPop_MoreFizz I was like, "That sounds cruel. Oh, the onion..."

Lazers

0

Q: How does attack interact with defence items?

Let's say that I play Zed and bought Hydra and my enemy is Shen and bought Omen. How much damage will I do to him if my only item is Hydra and his only item is Omen? 75+AD - 70+Def? This is how LoL works or it's more complicated than that?

league-of-legends

SaintWacko

I'm setting up a constellation of satellites so that my probes will never be in the shadow of Kerbin

And so that my friend's Munar Rover can stay in contact

Fluttershy

@GnomeSlice How's Arrow coming?

GnomeSlice

@Fluttershy I am one episode behind the newest now.

Missed last nights.

Gonna dl it

One of my favourite characters is bad =[

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