The Bridge

spugsley

10:01 PM

@SaintWacko Why are we all talking like this? D:

GnomeSlice

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iKoid Bundle #7 "Android Legends" (Android game bundle)

CC @badp @RedRiderX @StrixVaria @AshleyNunn

Dude this is sick

badp

looks at chat, then immediately away

GnomeSlice

Sentinel 3, Detective Grimoire, Sleepwalker's Journey, Devil's Attorney

user15026

@GnomeSlice I have most of these. or have played them at some point

Origami Robot

@spugsley We were playing a game

I won

spugsley

10:06 PM

@OrigamiRobot are you sure?

GnomeSlice

iKoid library app on Google Play

@AshleyNunn Awesome!

Origami Robot

@spugsley Do you see anyone with a higher score than mine?

spugsley

@OrigamiRobot I dont see any scores

Origami Robot

10 mins ago, by David M

@OrigamiRobot The bridge splinters into a million pieces. You fall for what seems like hours. And, just when you think you're going to hit the bottom, you do. YOU HAVE DIED! YOUR SCORE IS 4/2000.

Yuki

@OrigamiRobot That's because I'm invisible.

Unionhawk

10:08 PM

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Brant

I caved and bought a 3DS for Pokemon X/Y. What's the first thing I should download/install/whatever with it?

Tweeted by brantb on February 26, 2014 at 10:09 PM

Yuki

@Brant ... Pokemon X/Y?

Brant

Well, I won't actually get that until March 1st.

I bought SM3DL to tide me over until then when the Club Nintendo promo starts

It's doing a system update now! wheeeee

badp

If you think that you could possibly have any amount of fun from ESO: LKN6YHP9TNKT67KK94NN

Brant

Oh, I have a code too, if anyone wants it: 4J6CYNTNPWE9XMW6RYXK

badp

10:17 PM

@Brant I heard the new Zelda game is okay?

Maybe if you could get your grubby dinosaur hands on Bit Trip Complete?

Those are the two 3DS games I'm aware of right now

Wipqozn

@Brant If you're a fan of JRPG then I'd suggest Etrian Odyssey IV and Etrian Odyssey Untold. Luigis MAnsion: Dark Moon is good as well. Fire Emblem: Awakening is a great game if you're a fan of tactical turned based RPGs.

@badp I really enjoyed it.

It's really easy though.

Yuki

spugsley

@Yuki wtf?

Arperum

@spugsley No, what if.

Mana

A close friend of mine recently launched the site for his game Rex Rocket. It's an arcade-y platformer shooter that brings back memories of Mega Man and other great classics. He and his team want to get on Steam via Greenlight, so please vote for them if you like what you see.

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Yuki

10:22 PM

@spugsley How big of a bag of golf balls would you need if to propel yourself to escape velocity from orbit by hitting golf balls.

@Yuki .....

@Mana I need this.

Editing a starred post causes the stars to look like they reset but if you try to star it again, it turns yellow but reduces the star count... That's annoying.

Unionhawk

@ventic refresh

Yuki

10:24 PM

@Mana I'll vote but probably not buy it. I suck at those games.

ventic

@Unionhawk That's annoying too.

Unionhawk

@ventic Well, deal with it.

ventic

No, I'll go sleep instead.

badp

This site looks nice: The Infinite Jukebox

Frank

HDMI switch ordered off of Monoprice.

Origami Robot

10:27 PM

@Wipqozn None of these are Chrono Trigger. Rec-failed!

Frank

The Source had one for $100. Got one for $13. Insane markups.

user15026

Annnnd I've hit Club Nintendo Platinum again :P

Wipqozn

@Mana This does indeed look like a game which is a game and thus I shall vote for this game that looks like a game which I shall vote for since it is game which looks like a game.

Also it looks good.

Yuki

@Wipqozn And resembles a game.

LessPop_MoreFizz

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David Byrne covers Biz Markie.

GnomeSlice

10:31 PM

Handheld Heroes

@HandheldHeroes, Chicago / The Internet

Y'all know me

186 tweets, 434 followers, following 45 users

is it just me or is that a really really bad logo

Yuki

> But that's not how it works in rocket golf.

@GnomeSlice I think they're going for the "flipping the bird" look.

Arperum

@GnomeSlice second case.

GnomeSlice

@Yuki That is not what it looks like.

Yuki

Y'know, for the extra edginess.

GnomeSlice

I'll give you a hint, it rhymes with Venus.

Yuki

10:33 PM

@GnomeSlice "Keenness"?

GnomeSlice

@Yuki No.

Yuki

@GnomeSlice "Leanness"?

SaintWacko

Meanness?

spugsley

MEABNESS

Arperum

proceeds with facedesking

SaintWacko

10:35 PM

Soup tureenness?

Arperum

Is it just my pc being stupid or is the d3 patch 5+GB for everyone? Or is that caused by that "new more efficient format" thing?

Brant

@Arperum You mean 2.0.1? I don't know how big it was for me, but there's a crapton of new stuff so it wouldn't surprise me if it was that large.

Arperum

@Brant I was talking about that one.

Also the fontcolor of the patchnotes in the launcher is stupid

Ben Brocka

cat selfies, much better than human selfies

GnomeSlice

@OrigamiRobot farskygame.com/index.php

Somebody show him that

He has me blocked, pretty sure.

Arperum

10:40 PM

beige text on a parchment background is not readable.

FAE

@LessPop_MoreFizz I... just finished watching ep 11.

Arperum

Seriously, that's two designer erros.

1) color fuckup.

2) TEXT OUTSIDE OF BOX.

GnomeSlice

Tetrobot & Co. (Blocks that Matter sequel) is 60% off

Comes with Steam.

Yuki

@Arperum It's not the average person for whom parchment is period-accurate would actually be able to read it.

Lazers

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Q: WDS contribution prizes location?

I got a 5 pack of camo and for the life of me cannot find where they are. I have checked all my classes and weapons and nothing shows up. I have also checked my steam inventory if for some reason they showed there. Feel like it shouldn't be all that hard to find.

planetside-2

Arperum

10:45 PM

@Yuki Don't care, I can't read it either. Also, selecting it results in stupidness of what is selected.

GnomeSlice

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holy shit this is fucking rad

Arperum

Blizzard should clearly hire a gamelauncher-designer.

Ben Brocka

I am an expert in launching games

Tim Stone

I am too, I almost do it like it's my job instead of my job.

Brant

@BenBrocka We're through the looking glass people

Arperum

10:49 PM

@BenBrocka Are you an expert in designer gamelanchers though?

Except for the part where the best design is "DON'T LAUNCH THE LAUNCHER, JUST LAUNCH THE DAMN GAME ALREADY".

FAE

@OrigamiRobot Teehee.

SaintWacko

@OrigamiRobot No, I won

2 hours ago, by David M

@SaintWacko You have won.

LessPop_MoreFizz

11:04 PM

@FAE ENDLESS RIVERS OF WAT.

Let the wat flow

Let it all out

wat wat wat wat wat

Let the letting happen

LessPop_MoreFizz

11:12 PM

Very Important Tumblr Alert.

badp

Left the happening of the letting happen

Yuki

badp

@lesspop the actual date is in 2015 yes? Like, March?

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz The number of times I have seen these float around Facebook, people convinced every time....

Lazers

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Q: Offline bots (alone against bots)

I don't know how to change the number of bots in play. I'd like to know how to change team settings to adjust a one versus three or one versus five. Can anyone help?

counter-strike-go

FAE

11:15 PM

@LessPop_MoreFizz As stuff was escalating it went pretty much like this: "What. What?! What. No. Seriously? Really? Holy shit. Weeeell then. OH MY GOD!"

badp

Oh, Game of Thrones?

The red wedding thing?

LessPop_MoreFizz

@badp no... This was... Much less violent and made much less sense.

badp

Closest match based on teensy tiny database of TV series reactions

FAE

@badp No, I don't watch GoT.

badp

Neither do I.

I know about that episode because YouTube

FAE

11:17 PM

@LessPop_MoreFizz Also, super sad about ribs. :(

LessPop_MoreFizz

@FAE it was just... Why is this happening. Why did this need to happen. Why should I have expected this to happen? Nothing in this series happens without a reason, so this is now the biggest fucking checkovs gun on the planet.

@fae poor Freddy. :(

FAE

@LessPop_MoreFizz I know, and it's now driving my brain mad with the "WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY"

@LessPop_MoreFizz Just argh. :(

LessPop_MoreFizz

I TOLD YOU THIS WOULD BE YOUR REACTION.

Yuki

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LessPop_MoreFizz

There is nothing else to say but Wat.

FAE

11:19 PM

And I probably can't finish the series tomorrow because Jochem's going out to Amsterdam for the evening, aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

LessPop_MoreFizz

Don't worry. You'll be living with this unfulfilled wat for at least another year.

FAE

@Yuki ...lol

Sterno

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FAE

@LessPop_MoreFizz I don't want to know that I won't know yet!

Yuki

@Sterno ... How does one key turn all those deadbolts?

Sterno

11:20 PM

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE ROOM OWNER @WIPQOZN ALREADY

Garan

Oh, Banished. So fun until the game uses the name of someone you know, and that person dies of starvation.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@garan that sounds like the point at which the game becomes even more fun.

Garan

@LessPop_MoreFizz Not when I was considering asking her out.

Sterno

Well you can't now, because she's dead. LEARN THE LESSON.

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LessPop_MoreFizz

11:39 PM

Obama has Released the HOMO DEMONS on the Black Man. Look out Black Woman. A White Homo May Take Your Man.

They will come with their American Express cards and they will steal the men away! With promises of theatre tickets and dinner and parties!

Garan

To (sortof) quote Kaiba from YuGiOh Abridged: "Screw the guys, I have money!"

user15026

Someone needs to save me from myself.

user15026

(I forgot, again, to use the guard on my mandoline slicer. My thumb has ANOTHER slice in it. I am now bandaged.)

user15026

IT'S ALWAYS THE SAME FINGER. It has two scars on it from the slicer already.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@ash MEANWHILE,I just slammed a door on the index and middle finger of my right hand.

user15026

11:46 PM

@LessPop_MoreFizz ....damn. :(

user15026

I'm sorry, apparently my stupidity is spreading through the internet.

Garan

Oh, god. The video of the guy below... facepalm

FAE

@AshleyNunn kisses your finger All better!

LessPop_MoreFizz

Incidentally, typing on an iPad with only my non dominant hand is surprisingly slow and challenging.

user15026

@FAE <3 I feel so much better now!

FAE

11:51 PM

@AshleyNunn Yay!

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz I can imagine. Not being able to use my left thumb is weird.

Garan

@LessPop_MoreFizz Dammit, that video in the article is making me very angry. But also amused.

FAE

@LessPop_MoreFizz I'd offer to kiss your fingers too but I think you'd be less receptive to that than @Ashley.

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