The Bridge

You find yourself in a maze of twisty passages each alike. There are exits to your east and west. There is a small torch lying on the ground. And, a rather menacing looking tree with a drug habit in the corner.

SaintWacko

> punch tree

David M

@SaintWacko The tree dodges your attack.

Yuki

> ACCUSE TORCH OF PERJURY

Origami Robot

@SaintWacko No!

David M

9:33 PM

@SaintWacko The tree dodges your attack.

Origami Robot

@DavidM lick torch

David M

@Yuki The torch vehemently denies everything.

@OrigamiRobot Ewww you don't know where that torch has been!

Grace Note

...now I just want to start attacking a Gazebo. Thanks guys.

Yuki

> STRAP TORCH TO LIE DETECTOR

Arperum

@Yuki Having a real life friend called Dennis makes me chuckle at this every time I see it.

SaintWacko

9:33 PM

@GraceNote Hehe. You are wonderful

David M

@Yuki You don't have the LIE DETECTOR

Origami Robot

@DavidM whisper sweet nothing to the torch

Yuki

@Arperum Dennis needs motivation on occasion. You should provide it to him.

David M

@OrigamiRobot The torch tries to ignore you.

Yuki

> GET YE LIE DETECTOR

SaintWacko

9:34 PM

> use sword of detect evil

Origami Robot

@DavidM kick torch

David M

@Yuki There is no LIE DETECTOR here.

@SaintWacko You don't have it.

Arperum

@DavidM Strap torch to @OrigamiRobot

SaintWacko

> use torch of detect evil

David M

@OrigamiRobot It deftly dodges out of the way at the last second, and you land on your butt in the mud.

Yuki

9:35 PM

> ACCUSE SUPERIOR CIA OFFICER OF WITHHOLDING FUNDS VITAL TO THIS ANTI-TERRORIST TORCH OPERATION

Arperum

> SPEAK THE TRUTH IF YOU WANT TO BE RELEASED EVIL TORCH.

David M

@Arperum @OrigamiRobot is made of paper and resists your efforts.

Origami Robot

@DavidM photograph torch

David M

@Yuki 4 men with dark glasses come and whisk torch away before you can get another word out.

@OrigamiRobot There is no torch here.

Origami Robot

@DavidM photograph mud

Yuki

9:36 PM

> JOIN M.I.B. AS THE C.I.A. CLEARLY DOES NOT APPRECIATE MY EFFORTS

Ben Brocka

You can buy a Day One* Xbox One from MS on ebay

David M

@OrigamiRobot The mud smiles beguilingly at you.

@Yuki They do not exist.

Origami Robot

@DavidM photograph butt

Yuki

@DavidM GO MAKE OWN C.I.A. WITH BLACKJACK. AND HOOKERS.

David M

@OrigamiRobot The butt smiles beguilingly at you.

Origami Robot

9:38 PM

Dammit you're supposed to tell me I don't have a camera!

Yuki

> IN FACT, FORGET THE C.I.A.

David M

@Yuki There is no OWN CIA WITH BLACKJACK AND HOOKERS here.

@Yuki Forgotten

Yuki

> MAUD?

Origami Robot

Then i could respond with this

@Yuki CLARK?

9:39 PM

> WHO WAS PHONE?

@DavidM CLARC?

@Yuki WHO WASN'T PHONE?

SaintWacko

> answer phone

David M

@SaintWacko It's not for you.

Yuki

9:42 PM

> THEN WHO'S CALLING IF IT ISN'T "FOR YOU"?

Garan

@GnomeSlice "Sexy nuclear bombs"?

Origami Robot

@DavidM Eat phone

David M

@Yuki I do not understand THEN WHO'S CALLING IF IT ISN'T "FOR YOU"

@OrigamiRobot You would break a tooth.

GnomeSlice

@Garan all day errday

Origami Robot

@DavidM Remove teeth

Lazers

9:44 PM

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Q: What does AA mean?

"Land her 3, then trap with ult and cast 2 for body blocking and spam the aoe of your 3 on AA and watch them die" - Reddit's MANJAROWOLF, http://www.reddit.com/r/Smite/comments/1xg4ym/your_opinion_on_the_top_3_hardest_mages_to/cfc1soi. I've seen this abbreviation quite a bit, but Google isn't ...

smite

David M

@OrigamiRobot The teeth resist your efforts.

Origami Robot

@DavidM Sleep

GnomeSlice

in Game Development, 45 secs ago, by Alex M.

that's sfw

in Game Development, 17 secs ago, by Alex M.

it's just boobs

David M

@OrigamiRobot You would likely be eaten by a true.

GnomeSlice

;_; TODAY IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

Origami Robot

9:45 PM

@DavidM look true

David M

@OrigamiRobot You feel refreshed.

Origami Robot

@DavidM Sleep now that I know I am safe from trues

David M

@OrigamiRobot The autocorrect system apologizes to grues everywhere.

Origami Robot

I am the only one making progress here!

David M

@OrigamiRobot You have 2/2000 points.

Origami Robot

9:49 PM

@DavidM get point

David M

@OrigamiRobot The point resists your efforts.

Origami Robot

@DavidM exit

Garan

So I've been playing Banished for a while. What's happening here?

David M

@OrigamiRobot There are exits to the west and to the east.

Origami Robot

@DavidM go east

David M

9:50 PM

You find yourself in a small room with a bridge.

Origami Robot

@DavidM talk to bridge

GnomeSlice

The IndieRoyale Pancake Bundle is pretty good.

David M

The bridge feigns interest in what you are saying, then goes back to being a bridge.

Origami Robot

@DavidM Eat Bridge

David M

@OrigamiRobot Without tartar sauce? EWWWWWW

Yuki

9:52 PM

@Garan Text adventure game, apparently.

SaintWacko

> talk to Bridge

Origami Robot

@DavidM get tartar sauce

David M

@SaintWacko Go ahead and say whatever you want to say to the Bridge

@OrigamiRobot There is no tartar sauce here.

Origami Robot

@DavidM ask bridge where to find tartar sauce

Yuki

> rm -rf

Garan

9:54 PM

WELP you guys are being weird again. Back to banished!

Jason Berkan

What is with all the again comments?

David M

@OrigamiRobot The bridge feigns interest in your conversation, then goes back to doing Bridge stuff.

Origami Robot

@DavidM step on bridge

David M

@OrigamiRobot The bridge splinters into a million pieces. You fall for what seems like hours. And, just when you think you're going to hit the bottom, you do. YOU HAVE DIED! YOUR SCORE IS 4/2000.

And, on that note, I have to go cook dinner . . .

Origami Robot

BEAT THAT CHUMPS

Yuki

9:57 PM

> BEAT @ORIGAMIROBOT

Origami Robot

@Yuki cc @FAE

David M

@Yuki The @OrigamiRobot knows no pain. It is a robot.

Yuki

> BEAT THAT