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05:00
Fucking Disney. Now there is an Aladdin musical on Broadway.
Something that the mods may want to look into:
in General Communication, 1 hour ago, by Stizzle84
Vote up on every thing on my acount
@Frank Is rep whoring technically illegal?
Frowned upon, sure. But illegal?
Not saying it's illegal.
Saying it's something that should probably be talked about with him.
@Frank Yeah, I would agree with that if I thought it could do any good.
Especially when added in with:
in General Communication, 59 mins ago, by Stizzle84
I asked less pop more fizz he said it was ok
05:03
Most of it would probably end up reversed by serial voting detection.
@Frank That's more offensive than the first one!
It's questionable at best
And will be serial reversed
So
The system at work
I don't know what to do about that kid. I hate having people on ignore. But, he's really annoying on a good day. And, downright offensive on others.
Yeeeah
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@Frank Taking a peek.
05:04
Who?
@Unionhawk Probably could benefit from an explanation on how rep is supposed to work in any case.
Oh I like it when @AshleyNunn flexes her mod muscles!
@DavidM It's something that requires mod intervention. Preferably something that points out his conversations here usually aren't welcome, and enforcing it with chat suspensions until he shapes up.
Because just having everyone ignore him doesn't actually solve a problem.
People are going to be idiots even without mod intervention.
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05:06
@Frank We are aware of his behaviour.
@Frank I brought it up yesterday. But, @AshleyNunn and @lesspop didn't really want to do it. They wanted more of a reason than general irritation.
I really want to take burlesque classes
but my city doesn't have any
because we are in the south
and it sucks here
I know I don't wait for mod permission to be an idiot.
@AshleyNunn I agreed with your reasoning yesterday.
@OrigamiRobot Intervention, not permission.
05:07
@spugsley ಠ_ಠ
@spugsley o.O Stripper classes?
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@DavidM Okay, because your last message sounds like you saying you didn't agree.
Wasn't criticizing, just retelling the story.
user15026
@spugsley Booo
@James ....no.
user15026
05:07
That would be fun
@James They're not the same.
Safeway will sell for around $9b. Last quarter, they did $11.3b in revenue. Too bad they don't sell a necessity like messaging software.
@AshleyNunn I know. I think it would be super fun
@OrigamiRobot lol
Burlesque is to stripping what the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue is to Playboy.
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05:08
@spugsley I know, right? :D
@spugsley Ok, Wikipedia referenced.. You may Continue :)
@James hahaha ok :D
that was it though
I just want to lol
@spugsley Ah, well.. Back to Banished and hopefully not 80% of my population dying from starvation :D
@spugsley Why do you need a class? Just turn on some bump and grind music and let fly.
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@spugsley Yeah. I don't think my town offers anything like that, and I would likely feel awkward going in myself.
05:09
@AshleyNunn Well, as long as you're aware of it.
Also, FF14 died on me, so that's that.
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@Frank Considering I am in here a good portion of the time he also is, so yeah, we're keeping an eye on things.
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@Frank Boo :(
@AshleyNunn I think I would too but I want this year to be the year where I don't give a fuck and I do whatever I want to do
@Garan It looks like some sort of Spugsley banana!
user15026
05:10
@spugsley I am trying to do the same thing, as much as I can with my limited funds
@AshleyNunn yay! :D
@spugsley Just don't wind up preggo!
@AshleyNunn also, I think this show is worth forgoing the other one bc seriously it's amazing
@DavidM ...
Where's @Uni, so I can scar him for life?
user15026
@spugsley But Gilmore Giiiiiiiiirls
05:11
@DavidM hm. Don't think that's a direct consequence of learning burlesque but ok
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But I really do wanna watch it :D
@FEichinger Still here
@AshleyNunn but fabulous drag queens in beautiful clothes and makeup and RuPaul!
@spugsley I meant doing whatever the fuck you want.
Ok, so thanks to Banished another all-nighter has been pulled.
user15026
05:12
@spugsley Augh, you have a point :) Perhaps it will be my cross-stitch TV for tomorrow :D
@Unionhawk @spugsley + banana. Now think about that.
@DavidM oh hahaha ok. Well considering pregnant is the thing I least want to do I think I'm safe
@FEichinger O_O OMG WHAT
WHY DO I HAVE A BANANA?!
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This is either amazing for me or terrible. I'm going with the former.
WHERE DID THE BANANA COME FROM!?!
2 mins ago, by David M
@Garan It looks like some sort of Spugsley banana!
05:12
@spugsley YOU DID BUY THE BANANAS!
2 mins ago, by David M
@Garan It looks like some sort of Spugsley banana!
@OrigamiRobot I DIDN'T BUY ANY BANANAS
STOP MOVING, CHAT.
GEEZ.
@FEichinger You've got to do better than that
Honestly
@spugsley You were above the banana in chat. I screenshotted it because it looked amazing.
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05:13
@Garan I think it is a spacesship
@Garan WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!? WHERE DID IT COME FROM
IS THAT A PENIS?! WHY DO I HAVE A PENIS?
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please don't ban me. I'm legitimately confused
@spugsley Screenshots.
It is a spaceship, but it looks like a banana being peeled.
Or some sort of tampon applicator.
user15026
05:13
@spugsley It's @SimonL's avatar below yours
Sometimes, I love myself for drawing attention to the important things.
user15026
@DavidM In what universe would that even...no.
One time I bought some bananas and when @spugsley asked where they have from, I told her she bought them. She was practically in tears with protest. "BUT I DIDN'T BUY ANY BANANAS!"
@AshleyNunn oh. Okay. Crisis averted
05:14
@spugsley Thank you for noticing my very large...
@OrigamiRobot WAIT A SECOND. You fucking bought the bananas?!
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@OrigamiRobot You are a terrible man.
@FEichinger's turn!
@spugsley No, it was you.
@AshleyNunn He's a ROBOT!!!!!
05:15
@OrigamiRobot YOU JUST SAID YOU BOUGHT THE BANANAS
@Garan looks down ... But I've always had dangly bits!
@OrigamiRobot omg I hate you so much right now
@DavidM They invaded the island of Cave Story!
@spugsley No it was always you.
@FEichinger That's what Viagra cures.
@Garan Buh?
05:15
Screenshots of avatars in chat.
@OrigamiRobot nope. I'm done. I can't. I just won't do this because I just can't. And there were bananas and they were there and I just can't deal with it. No. I can't.
Cropped to show only two of them
@spugsley pls
@spugsley If you can't deal with them you shouldn't have bought them.
@Unionhawk NO YOU PLS. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I'm going back to the drag queens. They make way more sense then you people
05:16
OK. I admit it, I bought the fucking bananas.
@spugsley I mean, with @fei around...
@Unionhawk ಠ_ಠ
Watch what you're saying, kid.
@spugsley I mean, with @fei around...
@FEichinger don't "kid" me
05:19
@OrigamiRobot inb4
@OrigamiRobot ಠ_ಠ
ಠ_ಠ
Watch what you're saying, bot.
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@DavidM Is that how we get teh tiny bananas?
@Unionhawk TOO LATE I ALREADY DID.
05:20
randomly rubs up against @fei
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@AshleyNunn It's getting them to stop fucking that is the hard part.
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@DavidM Pull them apart!
@AshleyNunn I'm not getting between them!
@FEichinger WELL DON'T
ಠ_ಠ
@OrigamiRobot I'm sure that's sexual assault in at least a few states.
05:21
licks @Garan
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@DavidM Well, then you will have to support teh baby bananas
@Garan Nah . . . @FEichinger is in Germany. It's really different there.
@OrigamiRobot Well, now. If I go gay, I'm promised to another already.
@OrigamiRobot I'm not spending all my stars on this
05:22
sniffs @uni
@Unionhawk Why? Is there a fault with your stars?
No, I have a finite number of them per day
And as soon as I run out
@Unionhawk Wrong.
Bad things happen.
@OrigamiRobot Somebody get an adult!
05:23
Does it involve the universe and exploding?
@DavidM Um... I'm legally an adult...
pets @DavidM
@Unionhawk Still technically not correct.
@OrigamiRobot Boy don't start nothing you don't want to finish . . .
I am a robot.
05:23
@FEichinger How the shit is that not the most technically correct explanation of-- per room... >_>
@Stizzle84 Welcome! You came at a rather awkward time but hi.
@Unionhawk Yep! :D
purrs like a walrus
Origami robot lets bring peace
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@DavidM I am trying to figure out what sort of noise that is
05:24
@Garan This is less awkward than usually for the Bridge, to be honest.
@AshleyNunn I'm making it right now, but you can't hear it.
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@DavidM But I wannna knoooooow what it soooooounds like
@FEichinger Really, now. I should come more often ;)
Robot or not lets not fight
@Garan THE BRIDGE: AFTER DARK
05:25
snuggles up to @Stizzle84
@spugsley But it's morning here!
@FEichinger I've always hated you the most you know >_>
@OrigamiRobot I believe this would qualify you for a sex offender registry.
@Garan oh....that's awkward then
05:25
@Unionhawk ♥
@spugsley Yay for Middle East time zones!
What do u say robot friends?
@Stizzle84 Because real friends are annoying.
Speaking of morning: It's 6:30!
leans head on @fei's shoulder
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05:26
@OrigamiRobot Yeah. That one could get you on To Catch a Predator!
@OrigamiRobot I will spend my stars on these
@OrigamiRobot ... No.
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@DavidM Now I am kinda weirded out.
tickles @DavidM @uni and @fei
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@AshleyNunn That took longer than expected.
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05:26
@OrigamiRobot You're a creeper.
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Okay, too far
Sorry for fighting with u robot
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@FEichinger Was distracted.
@AshleyNunn You only just noticed?!
@OrigamiRobot wtf are you doing?!
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05:27
@OrigamiRobot I am really violently ticklish. I once threw a friend of mine 3 feet over a coffee table.
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@Garan Oh, I've known for a long time.
Wait, he's a creeper. Let's make him explode!
Whelp, @spugsley pinged me. Gotta stop now.
@OrigamiRobot why are you touching everyone?!
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Don't want to embarrass yourself
05:27
He's having sex
@spugsley They kept pinging me!
and you thought me talking about burlesque was bad!
@spugsley Why aren't you?
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@DavidM I flail when tickled. Also kicked my aunt right in the face once (she does reflexology, and had my foot in her hand, and apparently I have ticklish feet).
@Garan oh...hello ;3
05:28
@AshleyNunn I'm thinking super rusty chainsaw.
On steel.
@spugsley Well, then :#
(I don't know what that is but I think it works)
@Garan Because @spugs is not a creepy person? ... Oh, who am I kidding, she lives in my friggin underbed >.>
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@AshleyNunn I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
05:29
@FEichinger Doesn't this make you creepy by association?
@Stizzle84 Yes. We get it. You can stop saying it now.
@FEichinger I love your underbed ;3
SICK!!!
@spugsley I don't even want to know ...
05:30
@FEichinger it's cozy under there. And I can creep out at night and wander around and steal your socks
@spugsley I don't understand that emoticon. Is your ass winking?
@DavidM bahahahahahahahaa it is now
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@DavidM Not entirely sure what me almost kicking my aunt has to do with Folsom
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:P
@spugsley I SAID I DON'T WANT TO KNOOOOOOW.
05:30
@DavidM You don't use your ass to wink at people?
@DavidM OH GOD WHY
@AshleyNunn I don't know why. It just popped into my head.
Ok! This conversation just went beyond creepy.
I think it's time I go to bed.
05:30
@SPUG I AM GOING TO STEAL YOUR SHOES
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@DavidM Fair enough. I do love me some man in black.
@Unionhawk And you said I was bad? Tsk.
@Stizzle84 THEY SMELL REALLY BAD
;3 looks like a winkie with an ass under it.
So u cant steal her socks
05:31
@FEichinger Nope, still maintain that
So? We can steal other things!
Her face
@spugsley SO YOU ADMIT IT! FINALLY!
@OrigamiRobot :D stinky feets stinky feets
BTW - There is a reflex known as the anal wink.
05:32
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Q: Does kha'zix passive trigger on ult while he is still visible?

FabiánIf you set a pink ward and kha'zix ults within the reveal area, will the unseen threat passive work anyway?

Oooooo burned
The anal wink, anal reflex, perineal reflex, or anocutaneous reflex is the reflexive contraction of the external anal sphincter upon stroking of the skin around the anus. A noxious or tactile stimulus will cause a wink contraction of the anal sphincter muscles and also flexion. The stimulus is detected by the nociceptors in the perineal skin to the pudendal nerve, where a response is integrated by the spinal cord sacral segments S2-S4. The absence of this reflex indicates that there is an interruption of the reflex arc, which may be in the sensory afferent limb or the motor efferent lim...
@DavidM See, now that qualifies as TMI.
Lets have a yo mama joke contest
What about a wink of the pupilitory sphincter?
05:32
@DavidM Filed under things I probably didn't need to know.
I leave @DavidM to creep out @fei
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@DavidM ....that was a weird thing to come back to
@AshleyNunn hahahahaha wow
this is why you can't look away from the Bridge
@Stizzle84 Let's not. Most of the ones I know are Israeli.
@AshleyNunn HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
user15026
05:33
@spugsley I leave for a few minutes to grab my tea, and bam, ass winking.
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@AshleyNunn "bam, ass"
@AshleyNunn ;3 started all of this.
Blame @spugsley.
user15026
@DavidM tsk tsk tsk, wife.
Then blame @DavidM for ... WTF ARE YOU EVEN DOING?!
05:34
@AshleyNunn you still love me! :D
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(because I know that is @spugsley makin' that face)
You have now officially killed all derivatives of :3 forever. Including >:3 and I HATE YOU FOR IT >:(
I'm going to bed before I get even more creeped out.
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@spugsley I can't help myself!
@FEichinger I am pointing out the creepier side of human physiology.
05:34
@Unionhawk I'm not sure if I should love or hate that.
Wtf is going on
@Stizzle84 haha no one knows
@Unionhawk 3~
The Bridge has now returned to its most basic state.
@FEichinger A renaissance, if you will.
05:35
No, its most basic state is TF2 and Minecraft
Creepiness. Everywhere.
Per Wipqozn's law
@Unionhawk And Skyrim.
So nice weather we r having (topic thrower)
@Unionhawk Which has since been succeeded by FEichinger's Law of Gravitation.
05:36
@Stizzle84 Not really. It's not raining enough.
Pitch black sky just the way i like it
I suppose both laws of gravitation hold over long enough intervals.
Aug 26 '13 at 17:56, by OrigamiRobot
@FEichinger's Law of Gravitation says that every topic on The Bridge, must, inevitably, eventually return to sex, food, or insanity.
@Garan It's also not snowing, so I currently like it.
@Garan You are Hitler!
05:36
@FEichinger Sometimes all three.
Snow = hate. Not snowing = not hate.
@Frank Well don't you feel special, living in the western hemisphere.
Will change as seasons do.
Someone had to invoke Godwin's law.
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@Frank No snow, but super cold. :(
05:37
Aug 26 '13 at 17:56, by FEichinger
@OrigamiRobot Or, as an extension of that, to the law itself.
Which ... kinda covers that.
@Garan Sorry, you were randomly chose for that.
@AshleyNunn Indeed. But I don't have to shovel cold!
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Truth.
@DavidM NO I'M NOT I'M A HERETIC GET IT RIGHT OK?
@david then @Garan would be dead
user15026
05:37
Although the whole melt-freeze means that sidewalks are deadly ice in a lot of places
@DavidM of all the people to randomly choose for that...
@Unionhawk I chose the other Jew in the room . . .
It wasn't as random as I was pretending.
@Unionhawk Well, it's OK, @David's also Jewish
@AshleyNunn Especially on roads.
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which makes my plan to walk to two different staffing places and Wendy's (because I have a friend who says they are hiring) tomorrow...precarious
05:38
@Garan I am aware
SLEEP TIME FOR REAL YOU CREEPERS
@Garan You're not a real heretic. You're just a guy with heretical ideas.
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@OrigamiRobot cuddles
@DavidM True, according to my ideas everyone else is a heretic.
@AshleyNunn DON'T GET THAT STARTED AGAIN!
05:39
@AshleyNunn YOU AIN'T HERE
@robot cool u have been telling us that for an hour
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@OrigamiRobot BUT IF I WAS
@AshleyNunn Bring skates!
NO
GOOD NIGHT
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@Frank Yeah....
05:39
@OrigamiRobot GOOD MORNING
@Garan You're too much of a believer to be a real heretic. Me, I would have a bacon and cheese sandwich during Passover.
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I am hoping my plan to wear non-slip shoes (because I want to look acceptably nice) will save me
SLEEP TIME DOUBLE FOR REAL NO BACKSIES
05:40
Giggles
@OrigamiRobot I dare you not to go to sleep!
@robot kisses @Garan
@Stizzle84 WELL then. I've been challenged :D
Yes u have
Sleep is overrated.
05:42
@FEichinger I only do it every other night.
Thats right i am bad
INB4 I never sleep
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@FEichinger Your sleeping patterns are an aberration
@Stizzle84 Now go to your room, and no TV for a week.
@AshleyNunn I have sleeping patterns?
05:42
@AshleyNunn Abomination.
@FEichinger What are those?
I am already in my damn room
user15026
@FEichinger Your pattern of closing your eyes for time periods
@AshleyNunn ... I do that?
user15026
@FEichinger You blink, no?
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05:43
@DavidM Both!
There was a time when I was nocturnal. That was always fun.
@AshleyNunn Why, yes, but I don't think that qualifies.
@AshleyNunn There's no evidence he does . . .
user15026
@FEichinger I am sure you've mentioned sleeping or napping at least once
@Stizzle84 Then stay there and wait for me.
05:44
@david kisses @ashley nunn
user15026
@Stizzle84 The line. You are running into it. Face first.
@Stizzle84 Hey! Stahp it.
@AshleyNunn Kisses.
You're mine!
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Nope. Done.
user15026
05:44
Crossed.
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Line.
Hold the line!
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watches Gilmore Girls and eats frozen reese's cups
Love isn't always on time!
@AshleyNunn Half of that is good.
@Garan Why do you hate reese's?
05:46
@DavidM I dunno, they seem... arrogant.
@Garan It's the paper cup.
What happened
The fluting comes off very arrogant.
@DavidM Maybe. They should consider a recyclable receptacle.
user15026
@DavidM These ones are tiny without a paper cup.
05:47
@AshleyNunn Ah! Then chow away.
@AshleyNunn That's just sick and wrong!
@AshleyNunn Why, yes, but I don't actually sleep.
@AshleyNunn Better yet, put them in ice cream!
@FEichinger In all seriousness. You do know that it will shorten your life not to have a regular sleep pattern?
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@DavidM noooooo they are great.
05:47
@Stizzle84 There was this line, you see.
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@Garan I don't like things in my ice cream
@DavidM Is there science to this?
@Garan Yes.
@DavidM Link?
@Garan My brain . . .
05:48
@DavidM You're brain is Link?!
@DavidM I could give you a lengthy answer to this, but that would get ranty.
@Garan Not sure if you knew . . . I'm an MD
@DavidM Ah, ok.
I'm a DM if it helps.
@Garan Dentistry?
@DavidM No, D&D.
05:49
@Garan Ah . . . Ha
@FEichinger I am actually being serious. It raises your cortisol levels and increases inflammatory markers. This leads to heart disease, etc.
@DavidM Eh, I'm jewish, we're supposed to get that anyway.
@Garan You're a vegetarian. Unfortunately, you will have to die of boredom instead.
@DavidM Not while I have banished to let me watch my villagers do that instead!
@DavidM You're assuming I care about that. I'm neither expecting - nor willing - to play this game of drawing every last bit of life expectancy out of this world.
And I'd very much prefer not to be told how to live my life, thank you very much.
I should probably change my clothes so it looks like I went to sleep last night and then go have breakfast.
@FEichinger RELIGION RELIGION RELIGION
05:54
@FEichinger Unfortunately, that is a common misconception. It's not living longer, but rather living healthier for longer. It really sucks to be old and disabled by disease.
@FEichinger Live your life however you like. I'm just offering information.
@DavidM Glass of red wine a night! I live right next to several wineries.
Is there actually any truth to that?
@Garan The evidence for that is very questionable. But, there is likely no harm, either.
@DavidM By the way, cool that you're a doctor. Y'know, re-enforce the stereotype and all.
@Garan Yup. Representing the tribe.
@DavidM Of Judah, Benjamin, or Levi?
05:56
@Garan My origins are obscure. But, I'm no Kohane or Levite.
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@DavidM Hey, you saved me from feverish hell, once. It was amazing.
@AshleyNunn It was my pleasure.
@AshleyNunn Hey, that was once an actual place on earth.
And, my duty as the ship's doc here.
@DavidM Does that mean I get to also re-enforce stereotypes and be the ship's lawyer?
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05:57
@Garan Mhm. I know my Biblical related history. raised progressive Mennonite
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@DavidM <3
@Garan You've been to Milwaukee, too?
@DavidM Hah, no. But there was apparently an active volcanic fissure that existed in the middle east that was referenced in several places of the Tanakh.
@AshleyNunn Wow! That's like Electricity Amish!
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@DavidM I've started specifying it, because otherwise people are all like BUT YOU ARE ON A COMPUTER WHAT WHY
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05:59
(although saying "Mennonite by faith, not birth" sometimes works too)

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