The Bridge

Wipqozn

14:00

@fredley You're welcome.

FEichinger

@kalina No, it's not about moderating SE. It's about moderating in general. I think.

Wipqozn

I like how the rebel jill says heck instead of hell.

Blem-ba Fett

Gaming Topics From Outside

3

Q: Adding multiple levels in game created with JSON

For one of my school projects, I have to create a game with Javascript. My Javascript experience is very minimal, and therefore I'm really stuck on how to create multiple levels within my game. With JSON, I load blocks for Mario to walk on: createBlocks: function () { console.log('game ->...

Wipqozn

@Blem-baFett I used to date someone who was like this.

The number of shoes she had was ridiculous.

Tim Stone

14:04

"So make official application which support my android phone version or brought me new phone which support official SO application."

RegDwigнt

Yay. There's KitSox.

Wipqozn

Most of them she only wore once.

RegDwigнt

Now I can tell you all to stop.

KitSox

HAMMERTIME!

Wipqozn

I suppose that's better than buying a bunch of video games on steam and never playing them.

RegDwigнt

14:04

Excellent. Now I'm happy.

Kevin van der Velden

@Wipqozn is it really? Shoes take up physical space, games you haven't downloaded don't even take up harddrive space.

5pike

@Wipqozn Were the shoes also on sale?

Tim Stone

@TimStone You don't see "Make it work on my device or just give me a new device" too often these days, that's refreshing.

Lazers

0

Q: Crash at the beginning of Season 2

I have installed The Walking Dead season 2 on a freshly-reinstalled Windows machine, but I can't get past the beginning - I don't have any previous saves, so the story gets generated. Then there is a shot of Clementine standing in a forest, when someone says "What do you think?" - and at this mom...

technical-issues the-walking-dead

Tim Stone

@5pike They somehow always are.

5pike

14:06

@TimStone Yeah, but those "sales" are not real.

Tim Stone

You say this like it somehow changes the outcome. :P

Wipqozn

@5pike I believe so.

I think it was a combination of being on sale and being cute.

5pike

@TimStone It doesn't, but shoes seem to be always and forever on sale. Whenever I go past a shoestore, it's always sale.

I can't remember seeing a shoestore that hadn't a sale.

Tim Stone

They're just constantly baiting the trap.

5pike

@TimStone Seems to work nicely.

Arperum

14:10

@5pike You mean just like Steam has a sale going all the time?

There is always some "free weekend" or "midweek madness" or something alike.

kalina

seems like that

5pike

@Arperum So, today we established that Steam operates on the same level as shoestores.

FEichinger

@5pike It really does.

fredley

@5pike The Shoe Event Horizon

Wipqozn

From this we can conclude that Video Games and Shoes are the same kind of product.

Shoes are basically just video games that you put on your feet.

FEichinger

14:12

@Wipqozn To simplify greatly: Video games are to men what shoes are to women.

Wipqozn

@FEichinger Depends on the group.

5pike

@FEichinger Yes, just wanted to write that.

FEichinger

@Wipqozn Hence why I said "simplify greatly".

fredley

@FEichinger To simplify even further: Video Games are to men what oxygen is to lifeforms

Wipqozn

I think @FAE spent far, far much money during the sale than anyone else did.

RedRiderX

14:14

Okay Bridge, I'm stuck on a pocket watch purchase.

Arperum

@Wipqozn I think we have concluded that @3ventic was our biggest spender.

RedRiderX

A:

amazon.ca/Steampunk-Pocket-Watch-Pendant-Mechanical/dp/…

B:

amazon.ca/FobTime-Winding-Steampunk-Mechanical-Skeleton/dp/…

Arperum

@RedRiderX Can you play games on it?

Wipqozn

@RedRiderX Buy both.

FEichinger

@Wipqozn Always buy both.

Wipqozn

14:15

The answer to "Which pocket watch should I buy?" is always "Both."

FEichinger

@Wipqozn No, it's "all of them."

3ventic

Pocket Watch Games?

5pike

@RedRiderX Both or B

fredley

@RedRiderX A

Wipqozn

I do like B more, but I think I'd like A more if it was the same colour as B.

Also, I'm pretty sure that we should consult @OrigamiRobot. I think he's the pocket watch expert because he's classy as fuck.

So classy.

fredley

14:16

A pocket watch is ostentatious, therefore you want the most ostentatious one possible, which is A

Wipqozn

@frank and @OrigamiRobot are basically the classiest members of the bridge. They class up the place just by being here.

Arperum

@Wipqozn A has the same colour as A.

RegDwigнt

!!urban ostentatious

Wipqozn

@Arperum I know. What are you talking about? you're crazy Drunk!

KitSox

@RegDwigнt ostentatious intended to attract notice and impress others.

RegDwigнt

14:17

That's boring.

I was hoping for something more classy.

Arperum

@Wipqozn I haven't been drunk for 10+ years.

OrigamiRobot

@Wipqozn I do have a pocket watch, but no convenient way to carry it.

Arperum

@Wipqozn I did misread that sentence though.

Wipqozn

@OrigamiRobot How upsetting.

I should get a pocket watch.

Also a wrist watch.

Also a top hat.

Also a cane.

Also a monocle.

Also a tux.

OrigamiRobot

@RedRiderX Do you like the gold on white face specifically?

Arperum

14:20

Is @KitSox's gravatar in the users list 1.5 gravatars wide for anyone else? Or am I just seeing things.

RedRiderX

@Arperum No :(

@Wipqozn no

Wipqozn

@RedRiderX My word sir.

RedRiderX

@OrigamiRobot Nope it's more the outside faces I was considering.

RegDwigнt

!!ask is Arperum seeing things?

KitSox

@RegDwigнt Not at all

RegDwigнt

14:22

!!ask has Arperum really not been drinking for that long?

KitSox

@RegDwigнt That didn't make much sense. Maybe you meant: afk

RedRiderX

As long as it's legible as a timepiece I'm not married to any thing inside.

Wipqozn

We should track down a few more awesome pocket watches to make the decision even harder.

RegDwigнt

Wut.

RedRiderX

@Wipqozn I have, oh I have

From DW to Anime to wristwatches

@fredley B seems more ostentatious.

fredley

14:24

@RedRiderX Really? B Seems more reserved to me

RedRiderX

What with the scribbly cover and whatnot.

fredley

@RedRiderX It's a discrete cover

The other one is all out there on show

RedRiderX

@fredley It's got a hole in the middle

Arperum

@RegDwigнt I haven't drunk any alcohol since I ended up waking in the hospital after being in a coma for a day and having a doctor say to me "If you hadn't puked you'd be dead. If your parents had waited half an hour to bring you into the hospital you'd be dead."

fredley

@RedRiderX The other one has all of the guts on show in the middle

OrigamiRobot

14:24

5pike

@Arperum Oh man, that sounds bad.

RedRiderX

@OrigamiRobot Oh my.

Very sleek

> Today CAD 471.59

Oh my.

RegDwigнt

@Arperum so you went straight from one extreme to the other.

Arperum

@5pike Oh it was, I was 14, and never drank any alcohol before.

RegDwigнt

I am firmly in the golden middle.

5pike

14:26

@Arperum Bad friends and tons of alcohol, I guess.

Arperum

@RegDwigнt Yup, really terrible first impression.

RedRiderX

I was considering these mostly because of how cheap they were. :3

It may be a vanity, but I'd like it to at least be a cheaper vanity. :P

RegDwigнt

@Arperum I do have to wonder why you didn't start slow. To get to where you describe you ended up, you'd have to drink a bottle all by yourself.

fredley

@OrigamiRobot That's just a gratuitous shot with everything spread open

5pike

@RedRiderX I think my brother has B (or a very similar one). It looks alright, but it feels pretty cheap (if I remember correctly).

Arperum

14:28

@5pike Mostly mixing different kinds of stuff. If my memory can be trusted (it probably can't) I had about 8 Barcardi Breezer's, Smirnoff Ice's and other things like that.

fredley

@5pike Well it is cheap.

RedRiderX

@5pike Ah yes I suppose that is to be expected.

Blem-ba Fett

Cute until you realize which legs are real:

RedRiderX

But this will be <30 CAD

RegDwigнt

I mean, it's an acquired taste, too. I couldn't drink much on my first try because frankly it tastes like crap.

Arperum

14:28

In an hour or an hour and a half max.

FEichinger

@Blem-baFett The caption on imgur.

RedRiderX

OKAY FORGET DECISIONS I CHOOSE B

5pike

@Arperum Oh boy, these alcopops are nasty.

OrigamiRobot

@RedRiderX The main difference is the case type.

Blem-ba Fett

@FEichinger yea

RedRiderX

14:29

Thanks Bridge. :)

@OrigamiRobot Yes

OrigamiRobot

Hunter vs open face.

I prefer hunter.

(that's the one with the lid)

5pike

@RegDwigнt Most alcohol really tastes like crap

fredley

@5pike YOU HAVE BAD TASTEBUDS

RegDwigнt

@5pike that's why they invented vodka.

RedRiderX

@OrigamiRobot Yes I did prefer it because of that.

kalina

14:30

all alcohol tastes bad

I don't understand what people who drink see in it

5pike

@fredley Shut up meat. I have great tastebuds

fredley

You are all awful at drinking things and enjoying them

Arperum

@5pike Yup, and the warehouse where we bought them shouldn't have sold them to us for multiple reasons. 1) 14 year olds are not (and were not) allowed to buy alcoholic beverages. 2) Selling alcohol to clearly intoxicated people isn't allowed either.

RegDwigнt

@kalina getting drunk?

OrigamiRobot

@RedRiderX Be warned, it will feel cheap.

RegDwigнt

14:31

It activates dopamine and serotonine. It literally makes you happy.

RedRiderX

@OrigamiRobot Hmm yeah I guess it will...

5pike

21 secs ago, by RegDwigнt

@kalina getting drunk?

kalina

@RegDwigнt so does cocaine and mdma

RedRiderX

But I am paying <30 CAD for now.

RegDwigнt

@kalina exactly.

Are you saying people aren't using those?

RedRiderX

14:31

So I can maybe live with it. :P

kalina

nobody else here takes drugs

they all looked down on me

THEY MADE ME FEEL BAD

RegDwigнt

OMG

Arperum

@RegDwigнt I can find my happiness in other ways, without resorting to drugs/alcohol (which is basically a legal harddrug)

RegDwigнt

People are the worst.

5pike

@kalina Dramaqueen

kalina

14:32

BAN THEM ALL FOR THEIR VICTIMISATION OF INNOCENT LITTLE ME

RegDwigнt

@Arperum yes, and that can be said of anything and everything. Why are you chatting here? You can find your happiness in other ways!

kalina

@Arperum well sex also causes a release of dopamine, and eating food causes a release of serotonin

so if you have sex while eating cake, that's basically the same as drinking or doing drugs

could get just as messy

Arperum

@kalina Sex is good, eating is good too.

RegDwigнt

Life's too short. Some people opt for A, others for B. Is all.

Arperum

@kalina Could result in more fun.

5pike

14:34

Sex + cake = fun

Sounds alright

kalina

@Arperum well, angel cake

fredley

@kalina You could choose a less messy food

RegDwigнt

The cake is a lie.

kalina

CAKE IS THE BEST FOOD

RedRiderX

ORDER COMPLETED

Arperum

14:34

@kalina The good kind! Yay! my mind is mostly purged of the weird image.

RegDwigнt

CAKE IS ONLY THE BEST FOOD UNTIL YOU HAVE MOAR CAKE

OrigamiRobot

@RedRiderX :(

RegDwigнt

Hey people, Kalina is giving bad advice!

2

RedRiderX

> estimated delivery 17-30 days

:(

Oh well

OrigamiRobot

I was looking for a better one.

Arperum

14:35

@kalina cc @FEichinger

kalina

@RegDwigнt all of my advice is great

RedRiderX

@OrigamiRobot ?

Oh did you have some alternatives?

RegDwigнt

@kalina which makes it sting all the more that we have to make do with bad!

It's quite a stunt you're pulling off there.

OrigamiRobot

@RedRiderX I was trying to find where I got mine. It was cheap, but felt nice.

kalina

It's a cunning stunt

RedRiderX

14:36

After a bit of looking that was what I could affordably get in Canada.

Other options had $30+ of shipping.

Which would have made the price moot.

kalina

@ori

@red

RegDwigнt

Not this again.

fredley

@reg

@kal

FEichinger

@Arperum Dammit. I'm leaving.

RegDwigнt

CCCCCCCOMBO BREAKER

fredley

14:38

@fei

RegDwigнt

Stop!

KitSox

HAMMERTIME!

FEichinger

(Actually just leaving to pick up my new PC ... maybe)

Arperum

@FEichinger Couldn't resist.

RedRiderX

@kal wat

kalina

14:39

@red

@fei

RedRiderX

54 secs ago, by RedRiderX

@kal wat

kalina

@bad

RegDwigнt

Stoy!

kalina

16 secs ago, by kalina

@red

KitSox

ZABIVAT' VREMYA!

RedRiderX

14:40

17 secs ago, by RedRiderX

54 secs ago, by RedRiderX

@kal wat

kalina

15 secs ago, by kalina

16 secs ago, by kalina

@red

RegDwigнt

Don't you make me go ABBA on you.

Wipqozn

@RegDwigнt Just ban them. Ban all of them.

kalina

starting with @Wipqozn

Wipqozn

well, not @RegDwigнt. Him and I are gold cart buddies.

RegDwigнt

14:40

in English Language & Usage, Mar 2 '11 at 13:43, by Robusto

2 hours ago, by RegDwight

Feb 18 at 10:59, by Robusto

13 hours ago, by Robusto

27 secs ago, by RegDwight

2 hours ago, by RegDwight

yesterday, by RegDwight

Feb 7 at 15:38, by RegDwight

Russell's paradox

In the foundations of mathematics, Russell's paradox (also known as Russell's antinomy), discovered by Bertrand Russell in 1901, showed that the naive set theory created by Georg Cantor leads to a contradiction. The same paradox had been discovered a year before by Ernst Zermelo but he did not publish the idea, which remained known only to Hilbert, Husserl and other members of the University of Göttingen. Let R be the set of all sets that are not members of themselves. If R qualifies as a member of itself, it would contradict its own definition as a set containing sets that are not member...

kalina

see, @Reg is on our side

he knows what's going on

Wipqozn

I screwed up so many things in that sentence.

RegDwigнt

I am always on someone's side. I am literally never not.

kalina

I'm bored

Wipqozn

@RegDwigнt that's pretty awesome.

RegDwigнt

14:42

@Wipqozn Yeah "him and I" is peculiar to put it mildly.

Wipqozn

Paradoxes is great, and so is math.

kalina

also, I'm finally about to pass voretaq7 on the chat activity leaderboard

I only need to post 200 more messages

1

2

3

RegDwigнt

The objective case is the default in English, and you feel it instinctively, but then half way through you give up on it. The "and" is a rich man's apostrophe. It says "OMG here comes an I!".

OrigamiRobot

@RedRiderX I got it on ebay for ~$25 USD

kalina

4

...

RedRiderX

14:43

@kalina Sorry I didn't reply got bored.

kalina

@RedRiderX me too

RegDwigнt

@kalina no one will ever get Cerberus.

I tried.

RedRiderX

@OrigamiRobot You're in America though, right?

kalina

don't say no one

RegDwigнt

His number is always twice mine.

RedRiderX

14:44

That can still be a big difference.

kalina

you don't know me well enough to make that kind of statement

RegDwigнt

@kalina I know Cerberus well enough.

RedRiderX

But yeah maybe I should have looked a little more on ebay.

RegDwigнt

Likewise, you don't know me.

kalina

you've been a member for 4 years and have ~160k messages, I have been a member for 18 months and have 92k messages

RegDwigнt

14:45

You stopped at 4. I counted all the way to OVER 9000 once. And twice. And thrice.

kalina

do the math

RegDwigнt

I studied math.

The math checks out. Until you face Cerberus.

kalina

then coming tot he correct conclusion shouldn't be hard for you

RedRiderX

I mostly didn't know what to look for. :P

So many "steampunk" watches, but it's hard to get past the buzzwords

kalina

@RedRiderX like "steampunk"

RedRiderX

14:47

When you know 0 about watches.

@kalina Indeed

It's hard to find actually interesting Fob Watches.

RegDwigнt

!!lego 7381

KitSox

brickset.com/detail/?Set=7381-1

OrigamiRobot

@RedRiderX Yea, I got lucky with my first one. The 2nd one I bought feels like crap.

Wipqozn

@kalina You're assuming that Cerberus total number of chat messages isn't tied to your account, but Cerberus total number of message is always equal to the total number of chat messages of the second most active chat account times 2.

RedRiderX

ebay.ca/itm/…

Oh my.

RegDwigнt

14:49

@Wipqozn Exactly. Thank you for the thorough and accurate explanation.

RedRiderX

That does seem sleek.

kalina

@Wipqozn YOU ARE LIEING TO ME

RedRiderX

Ugh but the overshadowing threat of Customs charges.

Arperum

Hmmm....This is weird, the sixth gravatar in the user list is 1.5 gravatars wide.

RegDwigнt

Stop using Lynx.

Arperum

14:50

I'm a moron.

Wipqozn

@RegDwigнt Anytime.

RegDwigнt

Nah, you have to have a PhD to use Lynx.

Arperum

I didn't notice that this pc doesn't have my mini userstyle that completely hides ignored users gravatars. It's caused by an ignored user on row two.

RegDwigнt

OIC

I never ignored anyone, so I wouldn't know.

Blem-ba Fett

RegDwigнt

14:52

That looks like straight from that Dragons Humping Cars subreddit. Minus the car.

Arperum

@Blem-baFett Velocidash?

Blem-ba Fett

My Little Raptor: Friendship is Murder

RedRiderX

@Blem-baFett wow

badp

Friendship is murder

Powerlord

@Blem-baFett Oh yeah, I meant to link to that the other day. Whoops.

RedRiderX

14:54

@badp Friendship is murder

Powerlord

So, in a few hours, the steam sale's recap day starts. Any guesses as to which games are the returning ones?

Wipqozn

@Powerlord Some of them.

badp

The Elder Scrolls 5: Murder

RegDwigнt

Well looks like it's commie mutant time. CU on the other side.

Powerlord

@badp Is that what we call Skyrim now?

badp

14:55

Murderlands 2

kalina

World of Murdercraft

badp

Risk of Murder

kalina

Faster than Murder

badp

Don't Not Murder

5pike

Rome 2: Total murder

kalina

14:57

State of Murder

RedRiderX

Murderfield 4

kalina

Counter-Murder: Global Offensive

badp

Dust: An Elysian Murder

RedRiderX

Murder Cry 3

kalina

Murders, Please

badp

14:58

Murder Sam 3

RedRiderX

Tiny Murder Star

kalina

Mass Murder 1, 2 and 3

RedRiderX

The Walking Murder

The Murder Among Us

Wandang

@RedRiderX friendship is bratwurst

kalina

Sid Meier's Murder

badp

14:59

Murder Channel 5: Part 2

kalina

Endless Murder

RedRiderX

Clash of Murders

Wandang

MotA Murder of the Ancients

kalina

Antimurder

badp

X3: Murder

Wandang

14:59

or DotM Defense of the Murderer

RedRiderX

MurderVille

kalina

Murder Architect

badp

Murder Quest

Blem-ba Fett

The Secret of Murder Island
Murder Island 2: LeChuck's Revenge
The Curse of Murder Island
Escape from Murder Island
Tales of Murder Island

Wandang

Murder Clicker

badp

14:59

Blocks that Murder

kalina

Kerbal Murder Program

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