The Bridge

spugsley

03:00

ughhh idk wat. I want to play a game but I don't know what and I don't want to just buy something to buy it and I'm so bored all the time and I just want a fucking job

Private Pansy

@ElfSlice Not really *cough* SimCity *cough*

spugsley

queue meltdown

ElfSlice

@PrivatePansy I dunno I heard that was pretty good if you could manage to get past the online bullshit

Fluttershy

@spugsley Don't Starve! :D

ElfSlice

@spugsley Also, the reviews of Iesabel are kind of mixed. Some good, some bad. Most of them say it's 'cheap'.

spugsley

03:01

@ElfSlice yeah, I changed my mind on that one. Ididn't realize it was a mobile game at one point

not really a good sign, at least for me

3ventic

@ElfSlice and the tiny plots of land you were given to build a huge city?

ElfSlice

@spugsley Oh, yeah, that's eh. There are some good mobile games ported to PC, but they aren't usually anything super special.

Private Pansy

@ElfSlice Ignoring the online bullshit (which you shouldn't), the game is still shallow, broken, and poorly conceived.

ElfSlice

@spugsley blurst.com/raptor-safari

@3ventic shrug

spugsley

@ElfSlice lol wat

ElfSlice

03:02

@spugsley Do it!

@spugsley Play one game of it and be amazed.

@spugsley also desura.com/games/lair-of-the-madhat

Ktash

@spugsley what are the options and preferences for genre? :D

ElfSlice

It's really short, but also free.

spugsley

@Ktash I think I'm giving up for now. Feeling pretty down all of a sudden. Time to go watch some shows

bbl

user15026

@spugsley Do you watch Call the Midwife?

user15026

I feel like someone in here does

Ktash

03:05

@spugsley vine.co/v/h2IeidnLbai

ElfSlice

@spugsley Aw, feel better!

I'm gonna go to bed, trying to fix my fucked up sleep schedule again

Ktash

Lazers

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Q: Play Battlefield 4 Without Browser Plugin

I reallllllllly don't want to install a browser plugin to play a multiplayer game. I downloaded my game through Origins. Do I really need a browser plugin to play online?

pc battlefield-4

David M

Greetings all. New to the chat here.

ElfSlice

@DavidM Hello. =]

David M

03:10

What is the topic of the moment? Or is it just freeform in here?

ElfSlice

@DavidM Whatever you feel like, pretty much.

kalina

cake

Ktash

I don't think we've ever had a "topic" per-se. We just talk. Things come out. Sometimes it gets a bit awkward. And then we move on to the next subject

kalina

the topic is always cakes

ElfSlice

We were talking about wobbly genitals a little while ago.

David M

03:12

Oooooh cakes and genitals

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Ktash

@kalina It's a lie!

ElfSlice

1 hour ago, by ElfSlice

It does have wobbly genitals in it.

David M

Naturally associated

ElfSlice

;]

disasterpeace.com/track/the-clock-master-sync-majesty

This is just so good

FEichinger

@DavidM Well ... that took a weird turn pretty quickly.

ElfSlice

03:14

oooooo

Ktash

@FEichinger We initiate quickly

FEichinger

That said ...

Aug 26 at 17:56, by OrigamiRobot

@FEichinger's Law of Gravitation says that every topic on The Bridge, must, inevitably, eventually return to sex, food, or insanity.

David M

LOL . . . Well, cakes with wobbly genitals seems totally on topc

topic

ElfSlice

@DavidM You can edit messages by the way. See?

David M

Sweet!

ElfSlice

03:15

Just hover over the little arrow on the left of the message, and click edit.

David M

Gotcha! I did it!

ElfSlice

Or press the up arrow key to instaedit your last message.

Ktash

@ElfSlice Is that a keyboard shortcut addition, or native functionality?

ElfSlice

@Ktash Native I think.

Ktash

I mean, I know I can do that, but I have the shortcuts GM script

ElfSlice

03:16

I don't think I have whatever that is.

Ktash

you should

it is awesome

FAE

@ElfSlice More than your last message.

ElfSlice

@FAE Yeah.

Ktash

keyboard shortcuts are mandatory, imo

ElfSlice

Okay seriously guys, fucking listen to this

David M

03:17

I tried to take off my hat so you could see my pretty face, and it didn't come off. WTF?!?

ElfSlice

Hats are forever

David M

Seemingly

I keep one on my wobbly genitals

ElfSlice

tube sock != hat

Fluttershy

@ElfSlice Wait... what? ... holy crap!

ElfSlice

@Fluttershy Yeeeee

Hats for bats

FEichinger

03:19

@Fluttershy *wholly crap

ElfSlice

@Fluttershy If you keep pressing it you can go to previous messages as well.

As long as you don't start typing before pressing it again.

David M

Fuck you Jobu . . . I do it myself!

ElfSlice

@DavidM =D

SOMEONE FINALLY RESPONDED TO THAT

That's like the fifth time I've posted that clip

David M

LOL

I'm old as fuck, that's why I remember that shit.

Half the people in here are like 19.

ElfSlice

I'm only 21

David M

03:20

Sheeeyit

Ktash

@DavidM We've got quite a mix, actually

Unionhawk

(obligatory) OLD

ElfSlice

►

David M

Well, I'm an old man of 38.

Private Pansy

@DavidM Where's @Sternold when you need him?

kalina

03:22

being old

Unionhawk

Not here, apparently.

ElfSlice

SHEEEEEEEIT

Unionhawk

...

David M

Elf - When you were born, I wasn't even a virgin anymore.

4

Jeez

ElfSlice

x_x

I love it when new people come to the Bridge

Unionhawk

03:25

Jeez, and he's like, the oldest still-young-ish person around, really

David M

Does anyone look at other people's profiles for shits and giggles?

ElfSlice

New people don't know any better!

Unionhawk

(defined arbitrarily by me)

ElfSlice

@DavidM Only if they have funny names

David M

LOL

I crack myself up when I look at my self-description.

ElfSlice

03:26

Most of mine probably makes no sense

3ventic

Yup... You are absolutely correct.

David M

It was yours that made me ask the question. I liked your about.

Unionhawk

Even to people with the context, yup

ElfSlice

For the record, the top image is in reference to my 6 month ban

David M

How did u get banned?

ElfSlice

03:28

I forget

Cursing at people I guess

@DavidM also your hat is gone now

David M

So, out of boredom I started jumping on the English usage forum yesterday. And, I found myself in a flame war over the usage of the word aspiration.

Thank fucking god.

ElfSlice

The English chat is pretty sweet though

They don't care if you post videos with boobies in them

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David M

ElfSlice

@DavidM also type in 'insert coin' as a chat message and see what happens

insert coin

David M

insert coin

Unionhawk

03:31

I love when SwiftKey lags, and messes everything up with random long presses that didn't actually happen.

Lazers

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Q: Can I use PS3 / PS4 controller on iOS 7?

Since, evasi0n iOS7 is already out and we all know that iOS 7 already has Gaming Controller support or APIs, I'm wondering if there is some sort of Cydia tweak that is already out / under-development to make the PS3 / PS4 controller compatible with iOS 7. I have an iPad and I think playing Basti...

controllers ios

user15026

@Unionhawk that happens ALL THE TIME to me

Unionhawk

It's basically the best thing since mobile chat.

Private Pansy

I've had that a lot since the last update

It used to lag, but when that happens all the inputs are still interpreted in the correct order

3ventic

@ElfSlice What is supposed to happen?

ElfSlice

03:33

@3ventic It didn't work for you? You have to send the message

You haven't seen it before? =[

3ventic

I know, but

insert coin

Unionhawk

I haven't noticed a pattern with it other than maybe it's associated with chrome as well. Dunno

3ventic

Ah, okay

ElfSlice

@3ventic CLICK IT

3ventic

I did

nothing happened

Private Pansy

03:33

@Unionhawk Maybe only because you used Chrome a lot

ElfSlice

@3ventic ?????

insert coin

3ventic

insert coin

David M

insert coin

Unionhawk

Also my hapic feedback is gone randomly. Sweet

LOVING IT SO MUCH THANKS PHONE

ElfSlice

cc @3ventic

Chat turns into asteroids

David M

03:35

Fuck the what was that?

Private Pansy

@Unionhawk I ASSURE YOU YOUR PHONE <3 YOU VERY MUCH TOO

ElfSlice

@DavidM Our little easter egg. ;]

3ventic

It also breaks the chat scroll

David M

Does this site respond to the Konami code, too?

3ventic

FEichinger

03:36

Confusing star list is confusing.

Private Pansy

> You slip on a patch of glossy black moss and land slap at the feet of a gap-toothed Constable. 'Evening, Madam," he says drily. Your trial is brief. Your sentence, less so.

Ah crap

ElfSlice

3ventic

Is there a way to prevent Android from starting other users' apps before they login?

My sister who's half way across the globe is getting notifications every half a minute and I can't turn them off not knowing her password

unless I delete her whole account but she wouldn't like that..

David M

That could be very inconvenient . . .

kalina

turn off the phone

set fire to it

David M

03:38

@kalina Typical Google customer service . . .

Unionhawk

Confusing @FEi is confusing

FEichinger

Confusing STOP THE FRIGGIN THREE LETTER PINGING, @UNI, OR I WILL END YOU.

3ventic

Maybe they will go away

ElfSlice

moot.it

kalina

@FEI

FEichinger

03:39

@kalina SCREW YOU.

kalina

waiting...

David M

Does that work? Pinging with 3 letters?

kalina

@DAV

David M

Nice

Unionhawk

IM ON MOBILE AND MY KEYBOARD IS SCREWING UP L3AVE ME ALOOOOOOOOOOOONE

Private Pansy

03:40

@DavidM 3 letters minimum

kalina

@FEI especially likes it

David M

Gotcha

FEichinger

@kalina It's a surefire way straight to my special-list.

kalina

@FEi but I thought I was already on your special list

Private Pansy

@FEichinger Oooooooo

David M

03:41

@FEichinger why does it anger you so?

FEichinger

@kalina No, you're on the other special list.

Unionhawk

It's not my fault @kal happens to be here to continue it.

kalina

@FEi if you have more than one special list, then they're not that special anymore, are they?

David M

Did your mother used to 3 letter ping you, get drunk and beat you?

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FEichinger

@DavidM It has history.

kalina

03:41

@UNI o/

FEichinger

@kalina One of them is a sarcastic special list. The other is a normal special list.

kalina

@FEi that's still two special lists

FEichinger

OH SCREW YOU.

kalina

now they're both only half as special

if you only had one special list it would be more special

David M

@kalina and @FEichinger wait until you get older. You'll have like 20 lists . . .

Braiam

03:42

they stopped being special when he put them in... ¬_¬

Unionhawk

Annoying @fei is like, my second favorite hobby

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FEichinger

@DavidM This, I'm afraid, is no laughing matter. But the 3-letter-pinging annoys me because it has history.

David M

@uni it probably chafes less, too

kalina

@Unionhawk serious? Annoying bridge members is my only hobby...

ElfSlice

I'm going to bed.

Unionhawk

03:43

Right after sleep. Perverts.

Braiam

uhh...

kalina

@ElfSlice night o/

ElfSlice

Nice meeting you @DavidM. Come back more!

@kalina \o

FEichinger

@Unionhawk I think it's fair to say you were the only pervert there.

David M

@elf Nice to meet you, too

Private Pansy

03:44

@FEichinger Aren't we all?

David M

I take umbrage to that! I am a dyed in the wool pervert!

FEichinger

@PrivatePansy Oh, we're all perverts. But this particular instance? Pretty sure he was the only one who thought of it.

kalina

I am not a pervert, I am angelic and innocent and pure, and I've never done or thought of anything even remotely dirty or evil.

user20683

@kalina Lies.

FEichinger

@kalina Yeh, no. Liar.

kalina

03:45

@FrostEngineer WHERE THE F**K DID YOU COME FROM TO GIVE ME ABUSE?

sets fire to @FrostEngineer

user15026

@kalina That's as much of a lie for you as it is for me

user15026

<3

kalina

@AshleyNunn sssh :P

FEichinger

@kalina Oh for heaven's sake.

user15026

@kalina NO SETTING FIRE TO MY BOYFRIEND

FEichinger

03:45

@AshleyNunn Accurate assessment.

user20683

@kalina I exist in the frozen beyond. Not gonna happen.

kalina

@FrostEngineer I melted your frozen beyond

user15026

@kalina oh my

kalina

I hope that isn't a euphemism

FEichinger

grabs popcorn

user15026

03:45

@kalina This is me, everything is a euphemism

Private Pansy

kalina

O_O

user20683

@kalina Did you just war dec me?

David M

OK, noob question. How are you guys italicizing, etc?

kalina

@DavidM What do you mean, italicizing?

Private Pansy

03:46

@DavidM *like this*?

user20683

@DavidM * *

Braiam

@DavidM putting stuff between *dunnowhowarethiscalled*

user20683

@FrostEngineer ** ** is bold

David M

Got it!

FEichinger

@Braiam asterisk

user15026

03:47

@DavidM if you are on full site chat and not mobile, there is a little help link at the bottom that explains all the markdown

Braiam

@FEichinger no, that's a city...

Ktash

Welcome to Friday night on the bridge. It can get wild

FEichinger

@Braiam ... No.

David M

@ ash Ah yes. It's teeny-tiny. But I see it

Private Pansy

@Ktash I'm bored

Ktash

03:47

I leave for one second, and you all start having fun without me

Braiam

@Ktash but.. but... is Sunday

user20683

@Ktash That right there is a massive, massive understatement.

kalina

Is it Friday?

Ktash

@FrostEngineer We have new people. I didn't want to spoil it too much ;)

Private Pansy

Can someone please un-bored me?

kalina

03:48

huh

how did it get to Saturday?

user15026

@Ktash Never!

kalina

I thought it was like Thursday

user15026

@DavidM yeah, its small

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Ktash

@PrivatePansy As you wish

user15026

@FrostEngineer I would never ever cause chaos ever ever ever

kalina

03:48

sorry, couldn't help myself

David M

@AshleyNunn I've heard that before and it didn't make me happy.

user20683

@AshleyNunn no comment

user15026

@DavidM oh sweetie :( hug

Braiam

@AshleyNunn please, think about the children...

user15026

@FrostEngineer you. shush.

Private Pansy

03:49

@Ktash WHAT DID YOU DO I'M STILL BORED

user20683

@PrivatePansy Magic

user20683

he did magic

user20683

also lines of C++

David M

@AshleyNunn I'm talking about my intellect. Not my genitals. Those are enormous!

user15026

@DavidM I wouldn't know, and I suspect that is likely for the best

Ktash

03:50

@PrivatePansy Here's a documentary on competitive Donkey Kong players

kalina

I've heard that before

Ktash

@FrostEngineer I'm doing CSS right now, actually

user15026

Otherwise the relationship diagram would approach harem-level

Braiam

@AshleyNunn isn't it already?

David M

Competitive Donkey Kong players is an oxymoron!

Private Pansy

03:50

THAT'S IT I'M GOING TO THE LIBRARY

David M

At least in an evolutionary sense.

Yuki

@DavidM That just made no sense.

Braiam

@Yuki you ain't evolved enough to understand it ;)

FEichinger

@Yuki Par for the Bridge.

David M

@Yuki I guess it's all about audience

user15026

03:51

@Braiam Nope, two boyfriends isnt a harem

Private Pansy

OH AND HERE'S SOME APPLEJACK BEFORE I GO

Yuki

@AshleyNunn At my current number of zero significant others, that seems like a harem to me.

Ktash

@PrivatePansy But wait! Have a hour and a half documentary on Helvetica

David M

I've never understood the attraction of a harem. I've got one wife. I can't imagine wanting 20 women nagging me!

Yuki

@DavidM Wait, you're @ElfSlice's dad?

Braiam

03:53

@DavidM err... ok

user15026

@Yuki fair enough :)

FEichinger

@Yuki @ElfSlice's dad is quite an awesome dude, so ...

David M

@yuki I do not own that distinction. Sorry.

Yuki

@Wipqozn Hey, @GnomeSlice's dad just joined chat.

Unionhawk

Hey phone, it's REALLY COOL when you shut down randomly. You should do it more often, I would REALLY LOVE THAT THANKS

Tim Stone

03:55

@OrigamiRobot Oooooh, shiny.

David M

I pulled out WAAAAY early on that one.

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Unionhawk

I'm sleeping before I destroy my phone, intentionality or otherwise.

FEichinger

@Unionhawk "intentionality" ... hah.

David M

@Unionhawk Destroying your intentionality would be a mistake!

Unionhawk

GODDAMMIT YOU HAD ONE JOB SPELL CHECK

TO MAKE SURE I DON'T SCREW SOMETHING UP

ONE JOB

David M

03:57

@Unionhawk It's JUST A SPELLCHECK. It can't be expected to have your back all the time!

Unionhawk

Yes it can. I have high expectations.

High performance standards that aren't being met.

Ktash

@Unionhawk I think you're misunderstanding what spell check is supposed to do

Unionhawk

Shh

OrigamiRobot

Oops, I took a "nap"

@TimStone saved me.

Ktash

It is here for everyone else's benefit. It saves us headaches if you can't spell, and gives us fun if you can :)

Tim Stone

03:59

Well there's my good deed for the day.

Unionhawk

I blame SwiftKey

David M

The spellcheck exists for the world's benefit. Not it's own . . .

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