The Bridge - 2013-12-28 (page 2 of 5)

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3:00 AM

ughhh idk wat. I want to play a game but I don't know what and I don't want to just buy something to buy it and I'm so bored all the time and I just want a fucking job

@ElfSlice Not really *cough* SimCity *cough*

queue meltdown

@PrivatePansy I dunno I heard that was pretty good if you could manage to get past the online bullshit

@spugsley Don't Starve! :D

@spugsley Also, the reviews of Iesabel are kind of mixed. Some good, some bad. Most of them say it's 'cheap'.

3:01 AM

@ElfSlice yeah, I changed my mind on that one. Ididn't realize it was a mobile game at one point

not really a good sign, at least for me

@ElfSlice and the tiny plots of land you were given to build a huge city?

@spugsley Oh, yeah, that's eh. There are some good mobile games ported to PC, but they aren't usually anything super special.

@ElfSlice Ignoring the online bullshit (which you shouldn't), the game is still shallow, broken, and poorly conceived.

@spugsley blurst.com/raptor-safari

@3ventic shrug

@ElfSlice lol wat

3:02 AM

@spugsley Do it!

@spugsley Play one game of it and be amazed.

@spugsley also desura.com/games/lair-of-the-madhat

@spugsley what are the options and preferences for genre? :D

It's really short, but also free.

@Ktash I think I'm giving up for now. Feeling pretty down all of a sudden. Time to go watch some shows

bbl

user15026

@spugsley Do you watch Call the Midwife?

user15026

I feel like someone in here does

3:05 AM

@spugsley vine.co/v/h2IeidnLbai

@spugsley Aw, feel better!

I'm gonna go to bed, trying to fix my fucked up sleep schedule again

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Q: Play Battlefield 4 Without Browser Plugin

I reallllllllly don't want to install a browser plugin to play a multiplayer game. I downloaded my game through Origins. Do I really need a browser plugin to play online?

pc battlefield-4

Greetings all. New to the chat here.

@DavidM Hello. =]

3:10 AM

What is the topic of the moment? Or is it just freeform in here?

@DavidM Whatever you feel like, pretty much.

cake

I don't think we've ever had a "topic" per-se. We just talk. Things come out. Sometimes it gets a bit awkward. And then we move on to the next subject

the topic is always cakes

We were talking about wobbly genitals a little while ago.

3:12 AM

Oooooh cakes and genitals

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@kalina It's a lie!

1 hour ago, by ElfSlice

It does have wobbly genitals in it.

Naturally associated

;]

disasterpeace.com/track/the-clock-master-sync-majesty

This is just so good

@DavidM Well ... that took a weird turn pretty quickly.

3:14 AM

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oooooo

@FEichinger We initiate quickly

That said ...

Aug 26 at 17:56, by OrigamiRobot

@FEichinger's Law of Gravitation says that every topic on The Bridge, must, inevitably, eventually return to sex, food, or insanity.

LOL . . . Well, cakes with wobbly genitals seems totally on topc

topic

@DavidM You can edit messages by the way. See?

Sweet!

3:15 AM

Just hover over the little arrow on the left of the message, and click edit.

Gotcha! I did it!

Or press the up arrow key to instaedit your last message.

@ElfSlice Is that a keyboard shortcut addition, or native functionality?

@Ktash Native I think.

I mean, I know I can do that, but I have the shortcuts GM script

3:16 AM

I don't think I have whatever that is.

you should

it is awesome

@ElfSlice More than your last message.

@FAE Yeah.

keyboard shortcuts are mandatory, imo

Okay seriously guys, fucking listen to this

3:17 AM

I tried to take off my hat so you could see my pretty face, and it didn't come off. WTF?!?

Hats are forever

Seemingly

I keep one on my wobbly genitals

tube sock != hat

@ElfSlice Wait... what? ... holy crap!

@Fluttershy Yeeeee

Hats for bats

3:19 AM

@Fluttershy *wholly crap

@Fluttershy If you keep pressing it you can go to previous messages as well.

As long as you don't start typing before pressing it again.

Fuck you Jobu . . . I do it myself!

@DavidM =D

SOMEONE FINALLY RESPONDED TO THAT

That's like the fifth time I've posted that clip

LOL

I'm old as fuck, that's why I remember that shit.

Half the people in here are like 19.

I'm only 21

3:20 AM

Sheeeyit

@DavidM We've got quite a mix, actually

(obligatory) OLD

Well, I'm an old man of 38.

@DavidM Where's @Sternold when you need him?

3:22 AM

being old

Not here, apparently.

SHEEEEEEEIT

...

Elf - When you were born, I wasn't even a virgin anymore.

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Jeez

x_x

I love it when new people come to the Bridge

3:25 AM

Jeez, and he's like, the oldest still-young-ish person around, really

Does anyone look at other people's profiles for shits and giggles?

New people don't know any better!

(defined arbitrarily by me)

@DavidM Only if they have funny names

LOL

I crack myself up when I look at my self-description.

3:26 AM

Most of mine probably makes no sense

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Yup... You are absolutely correct.

It was yours that made me ask the question. I liked your about.

Even to people with the context, yup

For the record, the top image is in reference to my 6 month ban

How did u get banned?

3:28 AM

I forget

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Cursing at people I guess

@DavidM also your hat is gone now

So, out of boredom I started jumping on the English usage forum yesterday. And, I found myself in a flame war over the usage of the word aspiration.

Thank fucking god.

The English chat is pretty sweet though

They don't care if you post videos with boobies in them

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@DavidM also type in 'insert coin' as a chat message and see what happens

insert coin

insert coin

3:31 AM

I love when SwiftKey lags, and messes everything up with random long presses that didn't actually happen.

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Q: Can I use PS3 / PS4 controller on iOS 7?

Since, evasi0n iOS7 is already out and we all know that iOS 7 already has Gaming Controller support or APIs, I'm wondering if there is some sort of Cydia tweak that is already out / under-development to make the PS3 / PS4 controller compatible with iOS 7. I have an iPad and I think playing Basti...

controllers ios

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@Unionhawk that happens ALL THE TIME to me

It's basically the best thing since mobile chat.

I've had that a lot since the last update

It used to lag, but when that happens all the inputs are still interpreted in the correct order

@ElfSlice What is supposed to happen?

3:33 AM

@3ventic It didn't work for you? You have to send the message

You haven't seen it before? =[

I know, but

insert coin

I haven't noticed a pattern with it other than maybe it's associated with chrome as well. Dunno

Ah, okay

@3ventic CLICK IT

I did

nothing happened

3:33 AM

@Unionhawk Maybe only because you used Chrome a lot

@3ventic ?????

insert coin

insert coin

insert coin

Also my hapic feedback is gone randomly. Sweet

LOVING IT SO MUCH THANKS PHONE

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cc @3ventic

Chat turns into asteroids

3:35 AM

Fuck the what was that?

@Unionhawk I ASSURE YOU YOUR PHONE <3 YOU VERY MUCH TOO

@DavidM Our little easter egg. ;]

It also breaks the chat scroll

Does this site respond to the Konami code, too?

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3:36 AM

Confusing star list is confusing.

> You slip on a patch of glossy black moss and land slap at the feet of a gap-toothed Constable. 'Evening, Madam," he says drily. Your trial is brief. Your sentence, less so.

Ah crap

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Is there a way to prevent Android from starting other users' apps before they login?

My sister who's half way across the globe is getting notifications every half a minute and I can't turn them off not knowing her password

unless I delete her whole account but she wouldn't like that..

That could be very inconvenient . . .

turn off the phone

set fire to it

3:38 AM

@kalina Typical Google customer service . . .

Confusing @FEi is confusing

Confusing STOP THE FRIGGIN THREE LETTER PINGING, @UNI, OR I WILL END YOU.

Maybe they will go away

moot.it

@FEI

3:39 AM

@kalina SCREW YOU.

waiting...

Does that work? Pinging with 3 letters?

@DAV

Nice

IM ON MOBILE AND MY KEYBOARD IS SCREWING UP L3AVE ME ALOOOOOOOOOOOONE

3:40 AM

@DavidM 3 letters minimum

@FEI especially likes it

Gotcha

@kalina It's a surefire way straight to my special-list.

@FEi but I thought I was already on your special list

@FEichinger Oooooooo

3:41 AM

@FEichinger why does it anger you so?

@kalina No, you're on the other special list.

It's not my fault @kal happens to be here to continue it.

@FEi if you have more than one special list, then they're not that special anymore, are they?

Did your mother used to 3 letter ping you, get drunk and beat you?

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@DavidM It has history.

3:41 AM

@UNI o/

@kalina One of them is a sarcastic special list. The other is a normal special list.

@FEi that's still two special lists

OH SCREW YOU.

now they're both only half as special

if you only had one special list it would be more special

@kalina and @FEichinger wait until you get older. You'll have like 20 lists . . .

3:42 AM

they stopped being special when he put them in... ¬_¬

Annoying @fei is like, my second favorite hobby

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@DavidM This, I'm afraid, is no laughing matter. But the 3-letter-pinging annoys me because it has history.

@uni it probably chafes less, too

@Unionhawk serious? Annoying bridge members is my only hobby...

I'm going to bed.

3:43 AM

Right after sleep. Perverts.

uhh...

@ElfSlice night o/

Nice meeting you @DavidM. Come back more!

@kalina \o

@Unionhawk I think it's fair to say you were the only pervert there.

@elf Nice to meet you, too

3:44 AM

@FEichinger Aren't we all?

I take umbrage to that! I am a dyed in the wool pervert!

@PrivatePansy Oh, we're all perverts. But this particular instance? Pretty sure he was the only one who thought of it.

I am not a pervert, I am angelic and innocent and pure, and I've never done or thought of anything even remotely dirty or evil.

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@kalina Lies.

@kalina Yeh, no. Liar.

3:45 AM

@FrostEngineer WHERE THE F**K DID YOU COME FROM TO GIVE ME ABUSE?

sets fire to @FrostEngineer

user15026

@kalina That's as much of a lie for you as it is for me

user15026

<3

@AshleyNunn sssh :P

@kalina Oh for heaven's sake.

user15026

@kalina NO SETTING FIRE TO MY BOYFRIEND

3:45 AM

@AshleyNunn Accurate assessment.

user20683

@kalina I exist in the frozen beyond. Not gonna happen.

@FrostEngineer I melted your frozen beyond

user15026

@kalina oh my

I hope that isn't a euphemism

grabs popcorn

user15026

3:45 AM

@kalina This is me, everything is a euphemism

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O_O

user20683

@kalina Did you just war dec me?

OK, noob question. How are you guys italicizing, etc?

@DavidM What do you mean, italicizing?

3:46 AM

@DavidM *like this*?

user20683

@DavidM * *

@DavidM putting stuff between *dunnowhowarethiscalled*

user20683

@FrostEngineer ** ** is bold

Got it!

@Braiam asterisk

user15026

3:47 AM

@DavidM if you are on full site chat and not mobile, there is a little help link at the bottom that explains all the markdown

@FEichinger no, that's a city...

Welcome to Friday night on the bridge. It can get wild

@Braiam ... No.

@ ash Ah yes. It's teeny-tiny. But I see it

@Ktash I'm bored

3:47 AM

I leave for one second, and you all start having fun without me

@Ktash but.. but... is Sunday

user20683

@Ktash That right there is a massive, massive understatement.

Is it Friday?

@FrostEngineer We have new people. I didn't want to spoil it too much ;)

Can someone please un-bored me?

3:48 AM

huh

how did it get to Saturday?

user15026

@Ktash Never!

I thought it was like Thursday

user15026

@DavidM yeah, its small

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@PrivatePansy As you wish

user15026

@FrostEngineer I would never ever cause chaos ever ever ever

3:48 AM

sorry, couldn't help myself

@AshleyNunn I've heard that before and it didn't make me happy.

user20683

@AshleyNunn no comment

user15026

@DavidM oh sweetie :( hug

@AshleyNunn please, think about the children...

user15026

@FrostEngineer you. shush.

3:49 AM

@Ktash WHAT DID YOU DO I'M STILL BORED

user20683

@PrivatePansy Magic

user20683

he did magic

user20683

also lines of C++

@AshleyNunn I'm talking about my intellect. Not my genitals. Those are enormous!

user15026

@DavidM I wouldn't know, and I suspect that is likely for the best

3:50 AM

@PrivatePansy Here's a documentary on competitive Donkey Kong players

I've heard that before

@FrostEngineer I'm doing CSS right now, actually

user15026

Otherwise the relationship diagram would approach harem-level

@AshleyNunn isn't it already?

Competitive Donkey Kong players is an oxymoron!

3:50 AM

THAT'S IT I'M GOING TO THE LIBRARY

At least in an evolutionary sense.

@DavidM That just made no sense.

@Yuki you ain't evolved enough to understand it ;)

@Yuki Par for the Bridge.

@Yuki I guess it's all about audience

user15026

3:51 AM

@Braiam Nope, two boyfriends isnt a harem

OH AND HERE'S SOME APPLEJACK BEFORE I GO

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@AshleyNunn At my current number of zero significant others, that seems like a harem to me.

@PrivatePansy But wait! Have a hour and a half documentary on Helvetica

I've never understood the attraction of a harem. I've got one wife. I can't imagine wanting 20 women nagging me!

@DavidM Wait, you're @ElfSlice's dad?

3:53 AM

@DavidM err... ok

user15026

@Yuki fair enough :)

@Yuki @ElfSlice's dad is quite an awesome dude, so ...

@yuki I do not own that distinction. Sorry.

@Wipqozn Hey, @GnomeSlice's dad just joined chat.

Hey phone, it's REALLY COOL when you shut down randomly. You should do it more often, I would REALLY LOVE THAT THANKS

3:55 AM

@OrigamiRobot Oooooh, shiny.

I pulled out WAAAAY early on that one.

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I'm sleeping before I destroy my phone, intentionality or otherwise.

@Unionhawk "intentionality" ... hah.

@Unionhawk Destroying your intentionality would be a mistake!

GODDAMMIT YOU HAD ONE JOB SPELL CHECK

TO MAKE SURE I DON'T SCREW SOMETHING UP

ONE JOB

3:57 AM

@Unionhawk It's JUST A SPELLCHECK. It can't be expected to have your back all the time!

Yes it can. I have high expectations.

High performance standards that aren't being met.

@Unionhawk I think you're misunderstanding what spell check is supposed to do

Shh

Oops, I took a "nap"

@TimStone saved me.

It is here for everyone else's benefit. It saves us headaches if you can't spell, and gives us fun if you can :)

3:59 AM

Well there's my good deed for the day.

I blame SwiftKey

The spellcheck exists for the world's benefit. Not it's own . . .

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