I can't stop watch erlang movie 2, someone please save me

@Ash 2 words. S'mores cheesecake

@Ash that sounds pretty good. i made some peanut butter cookies last weekend that were topped with a mini Hershey kiss

i ended up making, uh, 98? of them. something like that. they were bite sized cookies though, and i took them when i hanging out with some friends

yeah, i spent several hours baking them

hello guys, can anyone help me to identify a 90's game?

possibly

the main char is a glasses guy who went to book world

there was three talking books

one book is on shape of a pink fairy and her name is fantasy, another book is in the shape of a green monster and his name is fear, and the last book is in the shape of a pirate and his name is adventure.

it have very good animations for the epoch, and all the characters' talking is dubbed on audio.

doesnt sound familiar to me, but someone else might recognize it

anyone?

nothing, sorry

Sure it's a game? Could've sworn there was something similar on a PBS kid's show about reading (either Reading Rainbow or Wishbone).

I've got to say

the load time of Aces from home screen is impressive

@TiagoPimenta Is it The Pagemaster game?

@TimStone that cart looks cool

There was a PC version that was somehow entirely different than the console game

And has a plot unrelated to that of the movie on which these titles are licensed

@GodEmperorDune Macaulay Culkin ready to shank someone

(borderline TIF but)

@quartata but imgrants isnt a word? it would be immigrants

@Dragonrage you're missing context

this is a meme account

well, twitter is blocked here, and i dont use twitter in the first place, so whatever you are trying to share is lost on me

@Dragonrage a prominent memer donated to RAICES, an org helping immigrants at the border

@TimStone very thank you, that is it

yeah for once red cross is not making a mess of things

@Ash That summary is even more ridiculous than I would have guessed

@Ash gottem

wait is this "i can't form babby until true cyborg love" one?

So, she hacks into his company and freezes his assets, not exactly to blackmail him into having sex with her, but to blackmail him into teaching her to have sex by having sex with her, even though she doesn't even like him?

@murgatroid99 as one does

????

It's okay @quartata, you're in The Bridge, tis merely fanfic and not the story of the day

The real Bridge fanfic is the friends we made along the way.

@quartata you call yourself a meme enthusiast and are not up to date on the latest romance memes...

@TimStone No I know, but why would anyone write this unironically

@Yuuki nah the real bridge fanfic is locked forever on RIP @spugsley's computer

@quartata because people will pay money for it unironically

@Yuuki I mean @GraceNote had that covered

@GodEmperorDune ahahahaha

@GodEmperorDune What if the real RIP @spugsley's computer is the friends we made along the way?

@Yuuki then there would be way more hawt pics and baby punching, duh

Sometimes, that's amusing in its own way.

The hackers gave advice about love, there was a misunderstanding

@Ash wouldnt that be "you *didnt do your research ..."?

i wonder if excruciatingly slow internet would work as a bdsm thing

oh, never mind

@GodEmperorDune My safe word is "127.0.0.1".

im tired and read that all wrong

@Yuuki not 192.168.1.1

@Ash i was going along with the theme of uniformed people trying to use tech speak, as that ip is probably the most like ip to be known by a non tech person

@Dragonrage nah, non tech people just make up numbers for each

omg, they're at 999.467.2354.1985.643

and probably not dot separated, now that i think about it

@Wipqozn I just had an insanely close match as Chain Chomp against a Waluigi.

Nobody held their own serve :P

I had a game earlier as Boo where Peach just dismantled me.

@GodEmperorDune 420.69.1337.4.8.15.16.23.42

@ThatBrazilianGuy Why have you interrupted the room with this?

"Interrupted the room"?

Popped in without context and posted a big wall of seeming nonsense.

@TimStone nostalgic don't you think?

@quartata nah that's too meta

That's generally flag-worthy, but I wanted to ask what your intentions were before jumping straight to that.

I was playing a game and this text is the intro.

It's such nonsense that it becames funny, in an "all your base" sense.

See, context!

This is a gaming chatroom and I thought about sharing it

Carry on.

Sorry if I "interrupted the room".

Like a one-liner before pasting it would have pre-emptively solved everything.

Without that it felt like spam.

I was going to paste a one-line after the text...

Sorry for jumping down your throat too quickly then :(

ughhhh

just unlock my old @ already

They clearly don't want you using the service.

like I don't even care about it I just want to access my other accounts that have 2fa

Oh.

bc one ban on on one number = all accounts banned on same number

(well not banned, but they simply don't send 2fa codes)

Ouch

yes phone number

(it's why @itmeirl deactivated btw, bc he didn't want his own account to be blocked too as people were reporting @itmeirl)

also ugh: discord's not sending their GDPR data dumps. It's been 29 days since me and thousands of people asked for it, and none of us got an email with it yet.

tomorrow's the last day, let's see if they send it or not.

They're either "ha! send them data? as if!", or frantically going "omg what do we do someone scrape our logs we need it NOW"

knowing staff, they're probably running around with their hair on fire with legal team yelling at them

I'm tempted to dm b1nzy

@Wipqozn What's your friend code?

@Yuuki dirtysocks420noscope69

4 minutes till going home time