The Bridge

KutuluMike

16:01

oh god someone stop me.

i have 5 incrementals going in my browser all at once

3

Kevin van der Velden

Nice

KutuluMike

google chrome has saved me from AdVenture Capitalist

i have a problem.

I need Incrementals Anonymous

MadMAxJr

You know, they put out Adventure Communist recently on steam.

I'm a friend of one of Hyper Hippo's lead devs. :D

GodEmperorDune

@MadMAxJr i heard it was meh

but haven't played to confirm one way or another

MadMAxJr

I was in the closed beta. It's just another clicker, but the mechanic is a little different.

Unionhawk

16:13

Lazers 2.0

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Q: How can I convince my logistic robots to maintain depots for goods I request for myself?

My base has grown quite large and I spend a lot of time keeping the surrounding free of annoying tree-hugging eco-terrorist hippies alien scum. I covered my whole base with a logistics network and set up my character request slots, so my logistic robots will replenish any of my combat consumable...

factorio

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Q: Getting competitive ban revoked in CS:GO as it was not even a mistake. Is it possible?

I was playing competitive in Dust2 map. SO there were these griefers who when on Terrorist side when having bomb would purposefully throw it in enemy line and die themselves. When it was CT time for my team, my role was to throw incendiary in B side upper tunnel to block their rush. But these guy...

counter-strike-go

Unionhawk

CINNAMON COFFEE cc @twobugs

sequoiad

@Unionhawk destroy the abomination!

GodEmperorDune

@Unionhawk eww, who put coffee in the delicious cinnamon?

cinnamon is too good a spice for that heathen brew

Unionhawk

/remove godemperordune

Wipqozn

16:26

@KutuluMike I don't think that would help. The problem with those types of groups is they usually have goal,s like "Go 3 months without a drink". In a way, having a goal based system like that is a form of incremental, so it would just feed your addicton further.

Basically what I'm saying is that if you're addicted to incremental your sickness is never going away.

KutuluMike

... NA is an incremental?

mind blown

Wipqozn

Although it would be pretty funny if @fredley made an Incremental Anonymous incremental just to troll people

GodEmperorDune

@KutuluMike urmom is an incremental

cc @Wipqozn and @fredley on that prestigious burn

Wipqozn

@GodEmperorDune Your mom is a prestigious burn

GodEmperorDune

@Wipqozn i've prestiged on urmom many times

two bugs

16:29

@Unionhawk stahp

Yuuki

Hmm. According to Steam, I am online and I can see my friends list. But everywhere else is as if I'm offline.

Chrome is throwing name resolution failures at me so maybe it's a DNS thing?

Discord and B.net are inactive though.

Dragonrage

good morning bridge

Wipqozn

@GodEmperorDune Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn

Arperum

Wooo. Job interview went good! I'm getting a second technical interview!

Wipqozn

@Dragonrage It's clearly early afternoon

@Arperum Oh nice!

@Yuuki might be a your mom thing

(I have nothing helpful to contribute)

Yuuki

16:40

Pinging one of Google's IP addresses is resulting in timeouts and 100% packet loss.

Arperum

@Wipqozn I'm aiming for a 25% pay increase. Which would also be very nice.

Yuuki

Hmm... Who's available to test out Steam chatting?

badp

@fredley no, both hands would be joined and rotating up and down around your wrist for a what the fuck are you doing

Yuuki

I'd think this would be a normal outage if not for the fact Steam says I'm online.

Dragonrage

@Wipqozn you are clearly wrong

two bugs

16:42

@Yuuki I'm on steam mobile but you can message me

MadMAxJr

Incremental Anonymous Clicker

badp

a light shrug like that can be more of a "eh, I dunno, it's weird"

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ClickerLeaks

A clicker where you Ddos Blizzard for banning you

badp

@MadMAxJr Illuminati's Adequate Clickers

Yuuki

@twobugs Okay, did you get my message?

Kevin van der Velden

16:45

@badp no side to side movement?

MadMAxJr

Deus Ex Clicker. Click the bank to hack it!

badp

@KevinvanderVelden hmmm... no? though you could replace the palm-to-palm hands with one or two separate artichoke configurations

in which case an uncontrolled vertical shake might leak into an horizontal displacement

two bugs

@Yuuki Yes

A dating service for people obsessed with incrementals... Clickrr

Wipqozn

@Arperum Sounds reasonable. You're a dev, right?

Yuuki

@twobugs Huh. This is really strange.

Maybe I should flush my DNS.

Arperum

16:48

@Wipqozn Yes. And I currently feel underpayed.

MadMAxJr

@twobugs Left click to reject, right click to accept

Frank

@Arperum Those are always nice.

Especially when your boss tells you he feels you're not worth what you're asking.

Lazers 2.0

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Q: How do i find the name of a player(s) within a certain area?

I am trying to make a pvp minigame and im trying to make it so that when a certain amount of players are left, it awards the players inside of the map and gives them a reward. I have already managed to make the player counter for the area using some command blocks and a comparator but i only know...

minecraft minecraft-commands

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Q: Are there DRM-free games in Origin?

Do all Origin games use DRM or is copy protection optional as on Steam? http://steam.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_DRM-free_games

origin drm

Arperum

@Frank My boss pushed it to the end of the year when I asked and did very vague. So now I'm looking elsewhere.

two bugs

@MadMAxJr Haha yessssss

Frank

16:51

@Arperum Yeah, that's even worse.

That's them not even wanting the conversation.

I've had to push before to actually get it.

MadMAxJr

You clicked 100 rejections, you can now reject 5 dates per click.

And just keep cascading more and more horrible rejection methods.

Rejecting 14.7M Dps (Dates per second)

Arperum

@Frank I basically got "we'll see at the end of the year" when I asked for a pay increase. I did not get a single pay increase yet since I started. (except for indexing things that happen automatically and are locked in by law)

I was not amused by that.

two bugs

@MadMAxJr How would prestige work? Hmmm

MadMAxJr

You automatically prestige by becoming more gradually depressed.

Yuuki

Apparently Steam is black magic.

Ronan

17:00

Oh yeah, you don't actually need an internet connection to connect to steam.

Yuuki

@Ronan I can't tell if that's serious or not because it definitely seems like that's the case.

Frank

@Arperum And it's considered rude to tell them you want more pay, or else.

Arperum

@Frank Probably. They have a ton of costs you know...

Frank

@Arperum And so do you. You're worth more than they're paying you.

Arperum

@Frank Yup, so I'm going elsewhere, so he doesn't have to pay me anymore, and doesn't earn on me either though.

Frank

17:04

@Arperum Exactly.

When I told my boss that I didn't care about the business, and only about whether it could help me meet my needs, he was not at all happy.

Didn't care. I'd like a job where I can care, but that one wasn't it.

Sterno

Arcanum just hit Steam

That was an RPG I couldn't get into for some reason

Yuuki

Well, employment like all relationships aren't one-way, I figure. Boss wants employees to care about the business, then the business should care its employees in turn.

Granted I have only a tiny amount of job experience so I may talking out my ass.

MadMAxJr

Woah, Arcanum?

I never got very far into that one. I kept getting knocked down then being a little shocked at how there is animations for foes kicking you on the ground.

Frank

@Yuuki It should be, yes.

Most businesses don't see it that way, though, due to decades of lopsided power.

Lazers 2.0

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Q: USB Write Protection and unable to format

So I wanted to install Windows 8.1 on my USB but I saw that I need to format it so I tried to format it but it says unable to format or something like that (Btw its Kingston's DT101 G2) I checked on internet and i tried every one they gave and none of it worked so I said ok im gonna try with my o...

windows-7

Sterno

17:16

@Wipqozn @TimStone Apparently you don't have to choose a mission if you exploit Icarus Dash

Tim Stone

That's fantastic

With all of the evidence I didn't feel bad about picking the bank mission tbh

I also remain unconvinced it was "my" fault what happened, all things considered

two bugs

It waa your fault that Friday happened, and you have to live with it

Tim Stone

Possibly

GodEmperorDune

@Yuuki it should be that way. Some companies are better at taking care of their employees to encourage them to take care of the business. Others, not so much.

Tim Stone

@Sterno Oh, and if you don't already know, once you do get to the credits there's a cutscene after a few minutes, so be sure to stick around for that /cc @Wipqozn

GodEmperorDune

17:25

i had a boss who's goal was to trick people into working for the company. I never understood how that was supposed to work long term as all it caused was horrible employee retention

Frank

@GodEmperorDune But his stats showed him hiring lots of people.

Lazers 2.0

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Q: Rock band instrument compatibility

We have the rock band 3 drum kit and guitar. Bought for the Xbox 360. We got rid of the x box ages ago so my question is can the instruments be used on a PS3? With the PS3 disc of course

rock-band-3

two bugs

My Friday has been... augmented...

GodEmperorDune

@Frank nah they didn't track those sort of stats because they "weren't relevant"

i think they didn't understand what a "soft cost" was

Yuuki

cc @Wipqozn

Frank

17:35

@GodEmperorDune Boss also probably saw it as weeding out the incompetent.

Which most people see as, "Those with a spine"

GodEmperorDune

could be. but it was a 20 person company, and they were bleeding about one person a month

Wipqozn

@TimStone Probably because it wasn't. You're not the one who decided to make a bomb for a group of terrorists.

user15026

@GodEmperorDune O.o

Wipqozn

@TimStone cool, thanks. did you already beat it?

Tim Stone

@Wipqozn Or the one who decided to run away from the people who could have called in a police raid

But he's all "OMG all your fault"

GodEmperorDune

17:38

they had huge problems getting tech people to put up with the BS. Part of it was they wanted people at junior salaries to do senior level work

Tim Stone

@Wipqozn Yeah

GodEmperorDune

if you paid senior level salaries, they'd put up with all your BS

Tim Stone

I really should have reloaded my save when I accidentally fragged those people though, think I would have gotten pacifist otherwise

Wipqozn

@GodEmperorDune I'm starting to think that's common for tech folks. I think since they're in high demand we're more likely to willing to speak up and go "uh, no, fuck that", and leave for another job if shit doesn't get fixed.

Sterno

Elevator Saga, the elevator programming game

two bugs

17:41

\o/ I have created something!

Wipqozn

@Sterno that's so old, but I still need to play it

Jan 22 '15 at 21:28, by fredley

This is good, but surprisingly hard

GodEmperorDune

@Sterno 18 month old news today, with @Sterno

@Wipqozn to be fair, he might have forgotten it was ever posted

Wipqozn

@GodEmperorDune Yeah, old people forget things easily.

Sterno

I ignore 83% of chat in The Bridge.

Man, @OrigamiRobot was around back then. RIP @OrigamiRobot

two bugs

Ignore this, grandpa! link to Friday

Ellesedil

17:45

@Wipqozn That's certainly within the ability of developers in the US to do.

Wipqozn

@Sterno I'm surprised you pay attention to that much of it

Frank

@Sterno Damn, and I thought I ignored a lot.

Wipqozn

Most of what we post is nonsense. Especially posts by your mom.

Lazers 2.0

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Q: What are some easy to preform terrorist site taking executions on de_inferno?

I've always found when playing Inferno in matchmaking me and my teammates never have enough synergy to take sites well, as it requires passing through choke points such as banana or apartments, or cross fires such as the top of mid. What are some easy to preform executes I could teach solo queue...

counter-strike-go

MBraedley

@Sterno I know what I'm doing tonight...

two bugs

17:51

Tasmanian Devils are rapidly evolving to counteract the transmissable cancer killing them

GodEmperorDune

@twobugs in real life?

two bugs

@GodEmperorDune Yup.

GodEmperorDune

that's pretty cool

two bugs

This is one of only 3 transmissable cancers

The species is in deep trouble but hanging in there

Unionhawk

arg

GodEmperorDune

17:54

@twobugs they were so intelligently designed

@Unionhawk are you anti tasmanian devil or pro cancer @uni?

Unionhawk

I'm having dumb network problems

It's refusing to autoconnect to our 802.1x connection because they changed the certificates since last year and now windows is like "yo this might not be the same network"

and even deleting the profile and re-adding didn't fix

GodEmperorDune

@Unionhawk :/

two bugs

@GodEmperorDune Hamstare

Unionhawk

I guess I'll just email UDIT

GodEmperorDune

@twobugs hue

Newly Opened Proposals for Entertainment

18:10

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Live Action Role Play

Proposed Q&A site for staff and players of live action role playing events/systems

Currently in definition.

two bugs

@NewlyOpenedProposalsforEntertainment I approve

Ellesedil

@NewlyOpenedProposalsforEntertainment What about Live Action Role Playing... at home? With the significant other? Is that on-topic?

Sterno

That's Grappling.SE

two bugs

15% rain chance and it's pouring

Weatherpls

GnomeSlice

18:29

@twobugs Different from RPG somehow? Otherwise it's just "playing pretend"

unless you're taking like civil war reenactments

talking

MBraedley

@twobugs PoP is poorly understood by the public, and meteorologists don't typically explain it well.

Unionhawk

COOL THEY ADDED WIRELESS ACCESS OF GAME DEVICES TO THE NETWORK

MBraedley

It has next to no relation to the intensity of the precipitation

Unionhawk

(by MAC address whitelisting)

two bugs

@GnomeSlice I think it has the potential to be. There are games that do totally different styles from what you would consider a traditional P&P rpg

But you could argue those are covered under the very good RPG.se as well

Reenactments are a good example of how it's different

@MBraedley Yeah, I just was shocked that no rain was predicted but I hear it through our roof

MBraedley

18:35

@twobugs But it was predicted. You said 15%

And depending on the qualifier for the type of rain, you're either unlucky or really unlucky.

two bugs

@MBraedley I should have been clear - I checked several weather services. Some predicted, others didn't

From my understanding they forecast chances based on how many models predict something

KutuluMike

gah.... i just caught myself playing tinker island while waiting for my oil to rebuild in kittens game.

MBraedley

@twobugs nope, not quite, although that does play into it.

The best way to think of it is that it's an amalgam of probabilities that range from "15% of this area has a 100% chance of rain" to "100% of this area has a 15% chance of rain"

Unionhawk

18:53

Goddammit

Tim Stone

sounds the hype train alarm

Unionhawk

THANK YOU FINALLY

Tim Stone

ALIENS!

Lazers 2.0

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Q: Why is there so much lava in my underworld when i go into hardmode?

So I beat the wall of flesh in expert mode, and I decided i wanted to start farming him. But when I went back to hell, tons of buildings were flooded with lava, and some was on my bridge. When I looked on the map, the lava appeared to be floating. Maybe blocks get removed when corrupted and they ...

terraria

MBraedley

@TimStone I really need to play more. And also get a surface vehicle.

badp

18:55

Erreur

Tim Stone

@MBraedley There's a lot of cool new stuff coming in 2.2, too. I don't know how much you're in the loop on current happenings, but there's also a station some 20,000Ly away from the bubble now, which will likely turn into a second bubble over time

Which is kind of nifty in its own right

MBraedley

@TimStone Yeah, I watched Scott Manley's video about his trek there. Not sure I'd be willing to spend the 20 or so hours it'd take me to get there, not to mention the cost of outfitting a ship to do it.

Unionhawk

That's very cheeky of you nintendo

giving a flame themed elite 4 an electric move on a guy

2 DOWN

NBN-Alex

19:16

X/Y or Omega/Aplha?

alpha*

Unionhawk

OK, so I think I'm slightly gimped but it's ok?

X

I thought I needed an electric to sufficiently handle water

I thought 54 was good enough

NOPE

New strategy for the rest of it: fairy is not weak to water

Or goddamn anything really

NBN-Alex

Get that Jigglypuff to be WifflyTOUGH

X/Y is so cheeky with the gym battles

Lazers 2.0

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Q: How common are invasions?

It's likely that the PC version has the biggest playerbase at this point: https://steamdb.info/app/211420/graphs/ For example, how many invasions could I generally expect during 10 hours of gameplay (PC)?

dark-souls

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Q: If i have dawngaurd and dragonborn installed is there anything i should do befirw start inglés the oghma infinium quest?

I want to get the infinium but i have dragonborn and dawngaurd installed, i havent started the dlc quest yet. But i was wondering what im supposed to do first, the dragonborn questline or the infinium quest, so it isnt bugged?

skyrim xbox-360 xbox

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Q: What's the name of this game?

It's a 2D shooter on a platform map, the players are round characthers who can jump around and they have an hook and different weapons. Gameplay is very similar to quake, only 2D...

third-person-shooter

two bugs

Fairy gets wrecked by something... bug maybe?

Kevin van der Velden

Windows is very confused by my setup right now. It really doesn't like this many different resolutions

two bugs

19:18

Bug pokemon are great and no I am not biased

Unionhawk

@twobugs weak against poison and steel

two bugs

That's right. Steel kinda sucks on offense but Poison is nice

Unionhawk

Ah, I see the dragon lady has a poison/dragon

Hmm

Ok

NBN-Alex

ATV it

murgatroid99

Ice is also good against dragon, and ground beats poison

NBN-Alex

19:20

All-Terrian venonat

Kevin van der Velden

Hmmm, "Oh hey you have a 1440p screen, do you want to make everything larger? :D"

NO WINDOWS I DO NOT

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Pinsir is my gen 1 boy

Kevin van der Velden

Everything is so large on my other screens now :o

djsmiley2k

windows y u so gud?

Wipqozn

Streaming Deus Ex if anyone is interested

Kevin van der Velden

19:22

Red pixels everywhere \o/

Unionhawk

OK I got the opening hit at least

Apparently he has surf and rekt my onix

That is not a situation I accounted f-- shit neither is a full restore

two bugs

Heracross my gen 2 bud

Unionhawk

1 hp

YES

All right, now the wombo combo can begin

STAB, Geomancy, Misty Terrain, Fairy Plate, Fairy Aura, 2x effectiveness

two bugs

Wat. VS compiler optimization settings massively impact this programs output

Unionhawk

ALL RIGHT POKEMON LEAGUE CHAMPION

YOU GOT NOTHING ON ME

SaintWacko

19:30

Is anyone on who can explain to me what PWM is and what I'd use it for?

Unionhawk

(I'm probably going to die)

Kevin van der Velden

@SaintWacko o/

Also @Uni

I mean, assuming you're talking about Pulse Width Modulation

SaintWacko

I know PWM is Pulse Width Modulation

Kevin van der Velden

Then we're talking about the same thing

SaintWacko

And I know one of the pins on my RPi is capable of it

But I have no idea what it means or what it's for

Kevin van der Velden

19:31

It's to allow a microcontroller to emulate analogue voltages

For say, dimming a LED

SaintWacko

I got my RPi cobbler today so I can finally hook my RPi up to the breadboard :D

Oh, okay, so it's really just for adjusting LED brightness?

Kevin van der Velden

It does it by basically switching the pin on and off really fast, with the length of on (the pulse) being longer based on the value

SaintWacko

Or, I suppose, anything else that can use analog input

Kevin van der Velden

@SaintWacko and motor control, and anything with analogue voltages

@SaintWacko PWM is output, not input

SaintWacko

@KevinvanderVelden Right, the other things are taking the input

Kevin van der Velden

19:33

Aight

There's fancy things you can do with it I think? To bitbang radiofrequencies and such

djsmiley2k

hackaday.com/?s=pwm

it can do looooooooots

SaintWacko

Also, I really need to close some tabs

Kevin van der Velden

I only have half as many tabs open

... per window, of which I have 10

SaintWacko

Fucking imgur

It's so bad at handling edited images

Okay, also, what's the difference between a pull-up resistor and a pull-down resistor?

Kevin van der Velden

I have an idea but I have no idea if it's correct :D

Never done anything with that

Ronan

19:38

I don't think it really matters if you're working with microcontrollers.

Kevin van der Velden

It does

I know that much, unless you're working with simple passive components it matters

Ronan

It just affects which state is the default.

djsmiley2k

playground.arduino.cc/CommonTopics/PullUpDownResistor

Mad Scientist

I don't actually know what I'm talking about, but my understanding is just what Ronan said. You set the default voltage on a particular pin, essentially setting it to 1 or 0 (just in analog)

djsmiley2k

indeed

so if 1 = ~5V

you'd have a pull down to keep it at 0 = ~0V

Kevin van der Velden

19:46

Which is all fine, except when you use some other component that requires extra pullup/pulldown resistors

Those can be picky =p

Dragonrage

imgur.com/gallery/Jcyju

6

cc @GodEmperorDune @Wipqozn @Sterno

Kevin van der Velden

So, I dunno, some chip that works as a sensor for something that just floats when it doesn't know what to output

Ronan

I've only ever approached this kind of thing from a software perspective of bolting peripherals to a computer, so there's surely some hardware concerns that I'm overlooking.

Mad Scientist

If you don't do that, you have a potentially inconsistent state when you don't apply any direct voltage. So your ground state could be affected by small environment changes

Kevin van der Velden

I'm sure @Unionhawk would know all about this but he's to busy being cool and playing pokemon

GodEmperorDune

19:48

@Dragonrage hue

cc @fredley @Wipqozn on that sick burn

two bugs

Hngggg so close to going home time

GodEmperorDune

@twobugs you seem very excited to be so close

Unionhawk

@KevinvanderVelden Yes

badp

are you also excited that it's not quite time to go home

two bugs

@badp badpls

badp

19:52

or by all of the updates on my sonycalypse that I'm sparing you

you should be elated

two bugs

What happened

badp

everything

the sparing will continue until morale improves.

two bugs

I want to get off Mr. @badp's wild ride

badp

I AM NOT LETTING YOU INTO MR @BADP'S WILD RIDE

NO SOUP FOR YOU

if it helps with the coping you can pretend that I also said "I-I-I-IT'S NOT L-LIKE I DON'T W-WANT TO SHARE MY STORY WITH YOU, B-BAKA"

does it help with the coping

I don't think it helps with the coping

Yuuki

Oh hey, Internet's back.

badp

19:59

is anyone's coping helped by that

I think you're all strong independent black women who don't need no help with the coping

although help with the coping was provided, it was unnecessary, and perhaps even unwelcome.

two bugs

Is that how it is?

badp

20:16

@twobugs I don't know

I can't know if sufficient help with the coping was provided

I think you did not need appreciable amounts of help with the coping

KutuluMike

does it make sense to make a urmom joke here? I don't wanna confuse anyone...

two bugs

I need help coping with @badp

badp

@KutuluMike would it help you if you accepted my help with the coping

KutuluMike

perhaps.

badp

@twobugs there is no shame in accepting my help with the coping, although it may reduce the amount of fun you may experience in further interactions.

KutuluMike

20:29

i cannot cope with urmom anymore

badp

Marie can be a bit of work.

Lazers 2.0

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Q: How to create custom NPC's in vanilla minecraft? (1.10.2)

I am making a map and I would like to know how to make custom NPC's. Thank you I will post the map soon after the answer. (:

minecraft minecraft-commands minecraft-redstone

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Q: How many fast should be my connection to play World of warcraft?

I've a bad connection and I would like to know if I can to play without big problems to World or warcraft. This is my connection: Ping: 30 ms Download: 3.21 Mbps Upload: 1.51 Mbps

world-of-warcraft

Ellesedil

Not much GPS wandering today :(

KutuluMike

@Lazers2.0 it should be 11 fast.

Lazers 2.0

20:48

0

Q: Pokemon left in a gym

I left my dragonite at a gym last week and it still hasn't been returned. Is it a glitch? It is a high level in a small town, but I figured it would be overthrown by now. Any suggestions?

pokemon-go

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