The Bridge

StrixVaria

00:07

Weather pls. My electric bill for this month was $510.

Summer please be over now.

Frank

@StrixVaria Ow.

StrixVaria

That's the highest I've ever seen it.

It also was the hottest it's ever been since I owned this house, but that's still a pain in the ass.

Frank

Even in the depths of winter, my total electric and natural gas bill has barely been over $200.

GodEmperorDune

@StrixVaria rekt

although my A/C has been running a lot, i'm scared to see what mine comes out to

user15026

See hearing that makes me happy my rent is all inclusive

Ellesedil

00:10

Living in the PNW is nice. The climate is very even.

Fluttershy

@StrixVaria I'm so sorry. D:

KutuluMike

@StrixVaria i just spent $10k on a new A/C unit designed to reduce my electricity cost.

and it did.

StrixVaria

@KutuluMike I also did that.

KutuluMike

from $450 a month to $400 a month. :|

StrixVaria

My old A/C unit broke, though, so it was a combination "the new one is more efficient" and "the new one works at all and it's going to feel like 110 degrees out this weekend".

Frank

00:19

@KutuluMike At that rate, it'll take ~15 years to break even.

KutuluMike

@Frank true. but like @StrixVaria mine was also on the verge of collapsing.

Frank

@KutuluMike Yeah, that's always rough.

KutuluMike

and it has been hotter this summer than I remember, so it's hard to judge how much I'm saving.

Frank

I just got central air in my place.

Spent 3.5K for it.

StrixVaria

Yeah, this past month has been crazy hot.

KutuluMike

00:21

plus, having a brand new A/C and ductwork and up-to-code insulation is a selling point, so when I go to sell the house in the next year or so it should boost the price.

StrixVaria

I replaced my furnace at the same time while I was getting work done because it was from the 80s.

two bugs

twitch.tv/twobugs THE MADNESS CONTINUES!!!

Frank

@StrixVaria Waiting until next year for that one for me.

Mine's super duper old, but damn if it ain't a trooper.

Private Pansy

French PM Suggests Naked Breasts Represent France Better Than a Headscarf

I mean he's not wrong, but...

GodEmperorDune

also i heard that Carlos Danger aka Anthony Weiner has gotten busted for sexting again

i mean your last name is weiner

cmon

seriously?

Private Pansy

00:28

> France might be the first country in history to have reactionary conservatism that wants people to wear less clothing.

Bahahaha

@GodEmperorDune Gotta live up to the family name, amirite?

GodEmperorDune

@PrivatePansy seems that way

Private Pansy

It's the family jewels.

I think I should stop trying to make dirty jokes with less than 5 hours slept last night

GodEmperorDune

i'm going to cc @Wipqozn and @dragonrage because i have to bounce to a meeting but this needs some good puns

Dragonrage

@GodEmperorDune im a busy atm as well. the burden rests upon @Wipqozn

Private Pansy

A Nintendo #3DS Direct is around the corner! Live on 01/09 at 15:00 BST! #NintendoDirect ► http://www.twitch.tv/nintendouk https://t.co/xe06Thjckn

Tweeted by NintendoUK on August 30, 2016 at 2:01 PM

Much excitement

Yuuki

00:32

@GodEmperorDune What's worse is that this is the third time.

And this time, his kid was in the picture sleeping.

Private Pansy

@Yuuki Ewww. EWWWW.

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: How do I get to the Nuka World transit?

I am attempting to enter Nuka World, but every entrance to the transit is considered out of the map, and there is an invisible barrier. How do I get into Nuka World?

fallout-4

0

Q: What's the maximum number of slots for a multi-tool?

I found a multi-tool with 24 slots, and they are in a nice 3x8 formation with no holes. I haven't seen any bigger tools since I got this one, when I was regularly finding bigger tools before. Is this the largest size, or are there bigger ones?

no-mans-sky

Yuuki

@PrivatePansy Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's the straw that broke the camel's back because his wife announced that she's divorcing him. I think.

GnomeSlice

Stannis just did the thing

fuck that

I don't want him to win any more

Fluttershy

lol

GnomeSlice

00:46

oh he's gonna die too

i hate this show

maybe not

oh shit. yep

Fuck this show

GnomeSlice

01:02

UGH MYRCELLA

Fluttershy

Spoiler alert.

KutuluMike

someone's catching up on Game of Thrones I take it

GodEmperorDune

@Yuuki yep

user15026

It's GoT I assume everyone dies

GodEmperorDune

@GnomeSlice just wait til the latest season

@Ash its the things that happen while people are still alive that are worse

user15026

01:09

And that's why I don't watch the show, right there.

GnomeSlice

I also really don't like danaerys

Sterno

Stannis, Dad of the Year

KutuluMike

how do you not like Danaerys?

she's literally the only not-evil-not-stupid person on the whole show. except Tyrion but he's still kinda evil.

Sterno

Pfft

GnomeSlice

Are they gonna make her walk to the castle nude

Fluttershy

01:21

@KutuluMike Arya?

KutuluMike

she murders people.

i guess dany does to.

GnomeSlice

@KutuluMike She's really bitchy and kills a lot of innocent people and does horrible things

KutuluMike

so i stand corrected. there are no non-evil-non-stupid people on the show.

GnomeSlice

Varys

Sterno

@KutuluMike Jon Snow. Sam Tarly. Davos Seaworth.

GnomeSlice

01:22

don't tell me he's evil

Sterno

and Podrick Payne!

(okay, maybe he's a little stupid)

KutuluMike

@GnomeSlice you're literally kidding about Varys, right?

GnomeSlice

Jesus Christ they kept Lena Headey from doing a nude scene before this to make it more meaningful i guess

I can't watch this

@KutuluMike he seems like he wants what's best for the realm?

Sterno

SHAME

Fluttershy

... Did... did @GnomeSlice just say he can't watch a scene with a naked woman?

GnomeSlice

01:23

hilarious

Private Pansy

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE ECLIPSE WHY IS EDITING THE NAME OF A VARIABLE TOO HARD FOR YOU TO DO WITHOUT CRASHING

KutuluMike

@GnomeSlice and he's willing to start a war and let Ned Stark get murdered in order to get it?

also, if it makes you feel any better, that's a body double

GnomeSlice

@KutuluMike Yeah I guess, and he didn't want to die

KutuluMike

Jon Snow stopped being stupid somewhere around season 4, so I guess he counts.

GnomeSlice

they only used the razor on her head

@KutuluMike HE WAS NEVER STUPID

He was just really idealistic

Sterno

01:25

Davos is basically the pillar of morality

GnomeSlice

@KutuluMike Ned. Mormont.

I love davos

He's gonna be pissed when he finds out what happened

i thought stannis was gonna come back around

also what happened to the guy who keeps coming back to life

KutuluMike

Ned was a complete idiot.

GnomeSlice

he just didn't want to lie about anything

@KutuluMike Idk that's definitely her face

KutuluMike

it's her face and a body double spliced together.

GnomeSlice

that seems like a lot of work

KutuluMike

01:28

it is, but she wouldn't do it.

but i think there's spot where you can tell. her head doesn't move on her neck naturally.

GnomeSlice

It works be fun to be the extra who gets to yell that at her as she goes by

KutuluMike

also, Beric shows up again later but he isn't nearly as big a deal as in the books.

GnomeSlice

who?

KutuluMike

the guy who keeps coming back to life

GnomeSlice

UGH she still has that bitchy look on her face

KutuluMike

01:30

Beric Donderrion

GnomeSlice

"all hail the royal tits"

KutuluMike

I suspect resurrecting guy will play a bigger role next season but I have no idea what

GnomeSlice

this is horrible

I'm done with this show

KutuluMike

no, it gets better.

the last few episodes of S6 are full of win.

Jolenealaska

Funny you should be talking about Game of Thrones. I came here to ask if anyone has played the game.

KutuluMike

01:35

I have played a few different Game of Thrones games.

GnomeSlice

uggggh the grand maester

KutuluMike

most of them were just cheap knock-offs of better games.

GnomeSlice

what a pervo

Jolenealaska

I'm speaking of the game by Telltale, in concert with HBO.

GnomeSlice

Gregor Clegane is blue now?

KutuluMike

01:36

no, haven't played that one yet.

Jolenealaska

@GnomeSlice sort of

KutuluMike

blue?

GodEmperorDune

@KutuluMike from what i read she wanted to do it but was pregnant when they were shooting or something like that

GnomeSlice

And bigger?

Jolenealaska

@GnomeSlice no, he's always been that size.

GodEmperorDune

01:37

@GnomeSlice you remember what happened to him when he fought the other guy

GnomeSlice

yes, didn't he die in the book

GodEmperorDune

@Jolenealaska i think the poison kinda made his flesh swell a bit

GnomeSlice

KILL HER DAVOS

UGH

GodEmperorDune

@GnomeSlice nah davos is too good a guy

Jolenealaska

@GnomeSlice which episode are you on?

GnomeSlice

01:39

WOW AND JON

FUCK YOU ALISTER

GodEmperorDune

@Jolenealaska the one with jon at the end

Jolenealaska

Ah, end of season 5?

GodEmperorDune

last episode of season five, iirc

KutuluMike

@GnomeSlice same thing happens to Gregor in the books that happens on the show, the show's just a bit ahead.

yeah it sounds like he's on the S5 finale based on cussing out Stannis and Melisandre just now

GnomeSlice

yeah

GodEmperorDune

01:41

@KutuluMike yeah that episode was massive

GnomeSlice

WOW THE KID FINISHED HIM

I'm not watching more of this

KutuluMike

sure you are.

Jolenealaska

F*ck you Olly!

GodEmperorDune

@GnomeSlice its the end of the episode, there's credits ahead

Jolenealaska

@GnomeSlice Season 6 rocks.

GnomeSlice

01:42

They didn't burn him

Its season 6 about white wallet jon snow

walker

GodEmperorDune

also whoever recommended Arrow was spot on, they managed to turn the Clock King into a badass

GnomeSlice

Is

omg fuck this

GodEmperorDune

just watch episode 1 of season 6

Jolenealaska

@GnomeSlice trust me, you'll be glad you kept watching.

Yuuki

@GodEmperorDune Next thing you're going to tell me is that they made Killer Moth bad-ass.

GnomeSlice

01:44

i just read some episode descriptions by accident for s6 and i guess jon comes back to life

KutuluMike

@GodEmperorDune Arrow did a really really good job with all of their villains, it just stumbled a bit with the heros.

@Yuuki they pulled off a bad-ass Captain Boomerang 2 years before Suicide Squad

GnomeSlice

Steve Aoki was the best hero in arrow

Jolenealaska

@GnomeSlice they did it really well, it's not nearly as cheesy as it could have been.

GodEmperorDune

@KutuluMike yeah the romance relationship drama seems a bit forced and cliched

KutuluMike

the writers seemed to latch onto some catch phrase involving darkness and light in every season and never shut up about it

GodEmperorDune

01:46

i'm in the middle of season 2 and deathstroke's arc seems super good

KutuluMike

WE GET IT YOUR CONFLICTED.

GnomeSlice

@GodEmperorDune That season was soooooo heavy

I knew spade was gonna be bad but still

KutuluMike

Deathstroke was an awesome villain, then we get an awesome R'as al'Ghul

GodEmperorDune

ooh i haven't seen r'as yet

GnomeSlice

does ras show up?

i stopped watching

KutuluMike

01:47

yes, he's in two seasons. one of them he's the big bad.

GnomeSlice

after barry got zapped

GodEmperorDune

i kinda want to watch an ultimate supercut of just the island plotlines

KutuluMike

and then after him, Neal McDonough does a damn good Damien Dahrk

GnomeSlice

I can't decide if Ygritte is hotter than Marjorie or not

I probably spelled that wrong

KutuluMike

Margaery

GnomeSlice

01:49

Yeah

All the names are fuct

Best casting in the whole show is Tywin

KutuluMike

I'm partial to redheads.

GnomeSlice

probably

GodEmperorDune

tyrion is pretty awesome

but i never read the books so

GnomeSlice

Yeah, but tywin pulled off that role soooo well

he was scary

I didn't think he was as bad a dude as everyone said at first

Jolenealaska

I love the scenes between Tywin and Arya.

GnomeSlice

01:50

Yeah

KutuluMike

Tyrion Slaps Joffrey For 10 Minutes To Achilles Last Stand

►

GnomeSlice

and then he does fuct stuff

GodEmperorDune

arya is pretty awesome too

KutuluMike

@GnomeSlice He's one of the least "evil" people in the show, he's just basically a sociopath.

GodEmperorDune

@GnomeSlice you should watch season 6 just to see arya kick ass

KutuluMike

01:51

the whole thing with him and Tyrion's fiance was just cruel

Jolenealaska

I love how they foreshadowed Arya's darkness even before the death of her father with the pigeon.

GnomeSlice

I could not give less of a shit about Arya's plotline

Jolenealaska

@GnomeSlice I bet you will give a shit next season :)

GnomeSlice

Nope

GodEmperorDune

wat

GnomeSlice

01:53

idk how "badass" she is

KutuluMike

Arya has one of the best moments of all of ~~Season 6~~ the show.

GnomeSlice

so far it's meaningless

KutuluMike

between her and Sansa, they kick serious ass.

GnomeSlice

also they really are pulling out all the stops on the strong females

gotta have more than the other shows

GodEmperorDune

yara has some good moments in season 6 too

GnomeSlice

01:54

seems a bit forced now

the sand snakes, i mean really

KutuluMike

ugh. Yara.

hate that name.

GodEmperorDune

@GnomeSlice what do you have against the sand snakes?

GnomeSlice

it just felt like tv producers trying to show off how many strong fighting women they can have on screen at once

one of them like never even talked

and the other one was a mindless fanatic

not interesting characters at all

could have been a lot more impactful

the paramore is lame too

the dorne plot wasn't explored very well

Oberons screen time was amazing

then when he died it felt like they were running

rushing

the rest of it along

GodEmperorDune

there is some big dorne stuff that happens but i don't remember if s5 or s6 so i don't want to spoil it

KutuluMike

it happens in S6, mostly.

GnomeSlice

01:57

I'm sure there is not

now*

KutuluMike

and Dorne's getting a huge plot in S7, if the S6 finale is anything to go by.

S5, IIRC, was mostly Jaime trying to get himelf and his kid home.

GnomeSlice

s7 is gonna be all white walkers probably

GodEmperorDune

@GnomeSlice maybe they're going to change them to black walkers for more diversity

GnomeSlice

@KutuluMike he had like one episode where he and bronn werw in dorne undercover, then they got caught, some girl poisoned bronn, showed him her tits and then gave him antidote for no reason, then jaime talked to his angry daughter for a few eps then they went home

sorta

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