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5:00 PM
America be cray
Inb3 less poop
Argh
 
pfft
1 or 2 cops do bad and suddenly the entire force in the whole country is corrupt and evil.
 
@Rapitor Sadly, the bad apples ruin it for those who are just trying to do their jobs right.
 
Okay, one of these days, I am going to find the people that posted Words On The Internet convincing me to install Final Fantasy Record Keeper and I am going to punch them in the face repeatedly because where is my afternoon going
 
It's not just one or two. It's repeated atrocities, and their respective departments attempting to hide or downplay it, over and over and over, that make it continue to garner so much attention.
 
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Q: Thresh VS Braum, Who's the better pick?

TrapHappyI normally main Braum, but I've been playing a lot of Thresh recently and I'm wondering who would be the better pick? I know there are a lot of variables but which champions advantages outweigh the other? Thresh Pros: 1 soul is worth 36.75 gold in armor and ability power Thresh’s kit combos can...

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Q: When i log on my server it says fatal error occurred and when i download the map it crashes me BTW my server and client is modded

Oliver LarsenHere`s the crash report ---- Minecraft Crash Report ---- // There are four lights! Time: 09-04-15 19:00 Description: Ticking block entity java.lang.NullPointerException: Ticking block entity at net.minecraftforge.fluids.FluidRegistry.isFluidRegistered(FluidRegistry.java:91) at net.minec...

 
5:04 PM
@LessPop_MoreFizz Will I regret googling this?
 
What is that @let's pope
For hack shame
 
@Wipqozn It's literally just strings of Final Fantasy ATB classic boss battles in which you can collect classic Final Fantasy characters from 1-12, and final fantasy loot to equip them puzzles and dragons style and it is amazing
 
user15026
@LessPop_MoreFizz it runs like Shit on my phone and I have never been so glad because it would suck my life away
 
these autocorrects are not up to your usual standards @GnomeSlice
 
it's f2p with a stamina thing, but there's really no good reason to throw money at it unless you really really really want to
 
5:05 PM
@GnomeSlice do you have a new autocorrecter? thats not duck shake
 
Well excuse me pork chops
8
Princess
 
@GnomeSlice you are forgiven.
 
How can I be so shit at this
 
i withdraw my earlier statement
 
@GnomeSlice Excused
 
5:07 PM
dammit i knew i should have inb4'd @fredley
 
Thx @pork
 
PorkChat togglable options:
var options = ['dark', 'friday', 'fire', 'stars', 'hamstare', 'ponies', 'upload', 'topic', 'mod'];
 
@fredley Dark Friday
 
what is porkchat?
 
All integrated except for HamStare, which I'll be adding some customization options for
 
5:08 PM
So I thought I was doing good in Bloodborne. Beat Father argblarg-wolfmosnter. The common enemies after that were kinda easy. Now there's a jerk sitting on a clock tower with a CHAIN GUN.
 
@MadMAxJr that place is fun
 
@GodEmperorDune I'm rolling all my scripts into a Chrome extension and releasing it on the Chrome marketplace
 
@fredley noice
 
I cannot for the life of me beat this guy up on his little roof. The first round he shot me the second I got off the ladder and the 3 story drop instakilled me.
 
user15026
Okay, the planting a whole field thing is nice.
 
5:09 PM
Try to knock him off
Get up there and shoot his ass
 
I've heard that's the trick, but I haven't been able to do more than make him flinch.
 
so. many. inchworms.
everywhere
 
I'd need a charge attack to toss him off.
 
@AshleyNunn Yay!
Wait until you have to harvest.
 
Use the blinded bees
Blunderbuss
 
5:10 PM
I wasn't sure if that was autocorrect or an acutal item i hadn't found.
 
I need to get back to worn
Peace
Fuck the headphone jack on kg phone is dying
 
ok, I bought MH4U and MM
Next step: open them
 
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Q: Every time I try to open minecraft it crashes

Harry SherwinIt always closes and this comes up: [18:01:21] [Thread-6/INFO]: (The LWJGL binding of OpenAL. For more information, see http://www.lwjgl.org) [18:01:22] [Thread-6/INFO]: OpenAL initialized. [18:01:22] [Sound Library Loader/INFO]: Sound engine started [18:01:29] [Client thread/INFO]: Created: 51...

 
Wow. Blizz has cut access to their stuff for people in Crimea.
 
What? Did they say why?
 
5:16 PM
@KevinvanderVelden because of the US sanctions or something
 
@KevinvanderVelden US Trade sanctions.
 
@Frank So these people now need to use a vpn to somewhere that is not Crimea?
Did Russia get sactioned too or is that just crazytalk?
 
@Arperum I..think Bliz actually suspended accounts with a location in Crimea.
Cancelled subscriptions and all.
 
@Frank Yikes. That is exactly why we don't want always online.
 
5:24 PM
@Arperum Among other reasons, yeah.
 
I'm about to ask a question that really seems like it should be a dupe
but I can't find anything
 
link in your question what you think is the dupe, and explain why it isnt one
 
35 secs ago, by John
but I can't find anything
 
then its not adupe
 
Alrighty then.
 
5:34 PM
if it is a dupe but the original just isn't easily findable, then someone marking yours as a dupe will make it easier to find the canonical one
it's a good thing either way
 
Ah, I suppose there is that
 
Yeah, if it happens to be a dupe, then your question becomes a pointer
 
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Q: Are donated clan troops affected by laboratory upgrades of the donor or recipient?

John the GreenWhen I donate or receive troops, are the troops affected by my laboratory upgrades for them, my donor/recipient's upgrades for them, or neither?

0
Q: Who can I marry?

Ashley NunnI don't want to waste my time giving presents to people who won't marry me. Who are the eligible bachelors/bachelorettes in town?

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Q: View character role and race in Nethack?

userI can see the Rank on the status line, so I think I could guess the role, but is there a command to list the current character's details?

 
@Lazers First question! Yay!
 
user15026
I told you I'd be asking questions!
 
user15026
5:39 PM
After all, a girl has to be prepared if she wants to find herself a good husband.
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@AshleyNunn give them all food until one propses to you
 
@Rapitor so husbands are basically like stray cats?
 
user15026
What if the ugly one proposes, though? Then what? I don't want to get married just because I am too polite to say no!
 
@cloudymusic Sounds like.
 
@AshleyNunn Start making bad food
 
5:42 PM
@SaintWacko I'm not sure @AshleyNunn knows how to do that.
 
I keep giving people stuff, but it doesn't seem like anyone really likes me, yet.
 
@John It does seem unlikely
 
All I get is the frustrated emote over their head.
 
@AshleyNunn don't give food to ugly ones
 
@Frank gifts can subtract their likingness(new word) of you
 
5:43 PM
@Rapitor Even if what they say is positive?
Like, "I like this"?
 
IF A GIRL GAVE ME ENOUGH GOOD FOOD, I'D PROPOSE
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idk, they could just be being polite. I imagine Eda is just a kind old lady who says she loves everything even though she hates it
 
@Rapitor That seems wrong.
 
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Q: How do I know if a boy/girl likes me?

Ashley NunnIf I am going to marry someone, I need to make sure I am doing this right. How do I know if they like me and the gifts I am giving them? (For some reason this is the most confusing part of any Harvest Moon game for me.)

 
It's the primary feedback you have for knowing what to give them.
 
5:44 PM
@OrigamiRobot What if it was all at once? Like you get a shipment of 4000 bananas or something
 
@OrigamiRobot My mother-in-law is a German Mennonite. She never stops feeding me.
 
@murgatroid99 SWOON
 
@JasonBerkan My mom is that.
Food is so gooooooood!
 
@Lazers Would upvote if not at work.
 
ugh, @AshleyNunn is my least favourite person now. Seeing her talk about HM makes me want it.
Actually, no, this is all @Franks fault.
 
5:46 PM
@Frank right, but.. well as an example. Iris is my target and I gave her a lot of her disliked gifts in the beginning (they are easy to get), but she never said she didnt like them. just thanked me and carried on loathing me for giving her magic flowers.
 
@Wipqozn jUST PLAY mh4u WITH ME!
 
@Rapitor Wha? She doesn't like magic flowers!?
 
My local stores have copies
 
@Wipqozn It suuuuuure is.
 
@Frank not according to that guide ive been using.
 
5:47 PM
@Rapitor That seems...off, then.
Because there's the flower festival in spring; doesn't seem right that she wouldn't like flowers.
 
now, giving her fireflies (a liked gift) definitely a different response
i think the flower festival nulls out the penalty
 
Well, damn.
But, that doesn't explain why the other villagers don't really like me, though.
 
well you need at least 10k FP to get the status to even change once. even if you just greet them daily it's still 100 days.
 
user15026
As my questions make it clear, I totally play this game mostly for the marrying.
 
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Q: What are the best presents to give when wooing someone?

Ashley NunnI am all about efficiency. What are the best presents to give to make people want to be with me? I figure each person has preferences, but is there a way to know what those are?

 
5:52 PM
@AshleyNunn Maintain that laser focus!
 
I've made no progress ins deciding on supper. This is terrible. I blame @GnomeSlice.
 
@Wipqozn how about poutine?
 
@Wipqozn Chicken wings.
 
@GodEmperorDune I had that yesterday.
@JasonBerkan This ishelpful.
Sometimes I feel like @JasonBerkan is the only helpful one.
 
I'm grilling chicken outside tonight!
 
5:57 PM
@Wipqozn oh, what were the other options?
 
Maybe I'll get a small order of chicken wings + onion rings.
Or maybe I'll just get chicken fingers and firest.
 
@Wipqozn Your supper coincides with my lunch. I can choose food when I am hungry.
 
or maybe I'll get chinese food.
@JasonBerkan I'll keep this in mind.
 
chinese food for sure
 
Although today my supper is early.
 
user15026
5:59 PM
Chinese food sounds tasty to me!
 
I did miss out on chinese food last week when my folks got it.
 
DID YOU ENJOY YOUR SHRIMP FRIED RICE LAST TIME?
 
@OrigamiRobot Yes
 
MMMMMMMMM
 
I won't be getting it again, though. Not unless I get in.
 
6:00 PM
I like Chinese food
 
Just easier and cheaper to get a combo.
 
user15026
Now I want Chinese food. :(
 
@AshleyNunn OKay, chinese food it is.
 
user15026
And there is a place close to me that makes delicious things :)
 
user15026
But I spent money on medicine stuff for my shoulder today, so no more money spending. :(
 
user15026
6:01 PM
@wipqozn I shall live vicariously through you.
 
@AshleyNunn that hug gun gets heavy
 
@AshleyNunn But you have new game to play! So that should hopefully help.
 
DOES THE N3DS COME CHARGED?
 
@OrigamiRobot i think it comes like half charged
 
user15026
@frank I am curled up on my couch and trying to make Mistrel loooove me. So far, I know he doesn't hate sea urchins.
 
6:05 PM
@AshleyNunn I'm going for Iris. :P
 
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Q: How can I play God of War: Betrayal on modern hardware?

Sapien2Is there any way to play this game on modern hardware? Android phone, for example, or some PC emulator.

 
@Lazers Somehow this user has almost 500 rep on SO
 
user15026
@frank So would that make us in laws, because they're brother and sister (if I remember right?)
 
@AshleyNunn Video game inlaws.
 
@AshleyNunn he likes butterflies.
 
user15026
6:10 PM
@Rapitor awesome, I have some in my pocket!
 
since he is Iris's brother I also have to befriend him for some stuff apparently
so i did what i always to do. throw everything at them until i find something they like
 
@Lazers ...
 
C'mon... it was a legit question... I just wanted to see someone say "Assfart" — GabrielOshiro 1 min ago
He could have just typed the word "Assfart" himself and then continued on with his day
 
@murgatroid99 are there other types of farts? i would think the ass is implied
 
@GodEmperorDune Don't ask me. I didn't come up with the name
 
user15026
6:13 PM
@Brian thanks for the meta edit! I need to stop writing meta posts on my phone. :p
 
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Q: What use are the Nature Sprites?

FrankI've been introduced to the Nature Sprites, and met them all. In previous Harvest Moon games, they used to help you out with things, such as unlocking new areas in A New Beginning, or using them as slave labour in HM:DS (They do anything, if they like you. They also really liked flour. To an u...

 
Brontasaurus is a thing again.
 
@Rapitor And they get nothing else.
You like this thing! Here's more of it!
 
@Frank yep
makes me wonder with all the stuff i give them
 
@Rapitor Gotta play it safe. You get experimented on until I know what you like. Then I give it to you to the point you get sick of it.
 
6:17 PM
@AshleyNunn here I thought it was some sort of canadian spelling
 
user15026
I wish I could downvote things twice.
 
user15026
@GodEmperorDune no, I just moderate from my phone a lot.
 
@AshleyNunn It'd be nice, but I'm sorta glad we can't.
 
user15026
@frank in the long run I am too, that question is just irritating me.
 
I saw a suggestion on Meta.SE recently to allow additional downvotes at exponentially increasing rep cost
 
6:21 PM
@AshleyNunn If I had 20K, I would not hesitate to vote to delete it.
 
It was rejected, though, because it would give higher-rep users too much voting power
 
user15026
He claims now he wants to know the original name, and the Assfart comment has evaporated.
 
@AshleyNunn i want to answer for easy reps, but also doesn't feel right for such a trivial one
 
While this technically might be a question as to what the default name of your rival is, it's rather trivially found, with even a hint of research. I certainly won't vote to reopen. — Frank 16 secs ago
Let the community decide if it's worth keeping.
It's already been chucked into the reopen queue.
 
A Google Search for the title, verbatim, gives the Talk page for Blue on Bulbapedia as the first hit
 
6:25 PM
this guy is very salty
 
You choose the name even in gen 1 right?
 
That's what I thought
 
I noticed a new comment, but it seemed to be gone when I clicked.
 
HIS CANONICAL NAME IS BLUE
 
6:27 PM
@Unionhawk you were given the choice. If you played RED the choices were Gary, Blue, and custom. i think
@OrigamiRobot if you played Blue his name is Red
 
HIS CANONICAL NAME IS BLUE
 
your name is blue.
 
@Rapitor But not, because he's not a mod.
badum-tsh
 
THAT'S NOT EVEN TRUE. YOU'RE JUST MAKIN STUFF UP NOW
 
...
 
6:28 PM
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Q: Pokemon Yellow/Red/Blue - How many times can I finish the game and enter the Hall of Fame?

GabrielOshiroEvery time you finish the game you join the Hall of Fame. After beating the game 20 times I was wondering if there is a limit to the amount of Pokémon that can be listed in the Hall of Fame. Is there a limit of times one can beat the game and join the Hall of Fame? What happens if you beat the g...

 
:|
 
@Lazers Hey, there's an actual question.
 
Though... wait
 
@Unionhawk I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE LINKING ME THIS
 
6:30 PM
I don't even know
 
user15026
I can super tell I am unemployed right now because I spend an inordinate amount of time planning dinner (because most days, that's the most exciting bit of the day. Today also had exciting mail, so today is pretty rock star awesome.)
 
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Q: About GTA5 and story mode game

BarristaSome time ago , i dont remember exactly when , gta5 stopped to run without xbox live. Everytime i have to connect to xbox live and after that i can run GTA5. What happened? What should i do) Sorry for my poor enligsh, i am russian. I hope youll understand me and my problem.

 
@Lazers I...think I got it.
 
@AshleyNunn No problem. There wasn't anything wrong with it, I just thought it could be slightly easier for new users to understand.
 
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Q: Borderlands The Pre-sequel one point wonders

KelewanWhat are the one point wonders for each of the characters? By one point wonder I mean: a skill that with only one point can change a characters play style drastically.

-1
Q: What is the difference between the new Minecraft Installer and the older Launcher?

crayzeedudeAs we all know, Mojang has recently been purchased by tech giant Microsoft. Because of this, Minecraft is assumably being updated by, or under supervision of, the aforementioned buyer. Soon after, a notice appeared on the Minecraft launcher telling people to download an installer in the form of a...

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Q: Jetpack Joyride Fly profit Bird 700m

SimonHow do I fly profit bird for 700m its driving me mad as I'm stuck on my last mission and can't complete. Ive tried Missle Jammer and Dezappentor to decrease the risk of getting caught but 700m on profit bird seems impossible.Can anyone help please?

 
user15026
6:58 PM
I can't ship stuff every day? That sucks.
 
@AshleyNunn Eventually, you can.
You'll get your own market stand to dump your excess produce.
 
@Frank hopefully this is soon..
 
@Rapitor I have no idea. I just read it in a review.
 
i just wish traders came more often.. 2-3 days a week isnt... good
 
user15026
I have an octopus in my pocket! They can't expect me to just keep it there!
 
7:01 PM
@AshleyNunn hamstare
put it in your fridge (if you have one)
you can still sell to traders from stuff stored in your house
 
@AshleyNunn I don't think they can. I collect many fish and insects and so far, nothing expired.
 
Mistel gave me a chuckle... @AshleyNunn "Loved Animals: Cats

Liked Animals: Fat Cats"
@5pike only crops expire. refridgerating them doesn't matter. 3 days after harvest they lose freshness and aren't worth as much
 
@Rapitor I noticed that, but do they go ... rancid or are they just not fresh anymore?
 
they just lose the freshness bonus is all. nothing ever goes rancid.
 
good
 
7:06 PM
as far as i am aware
 
7:23 PM
Mhh... I just noticed that Story of Seasons isn't even released yet in Europe
Hooray for flashcards
 
I think I'm going to have to mow the grass this weekend. :(
 
@Sterno I started doing so earlier today. lawnmower broke down...
 
@Arperum :(
 
@Sterno Indeed. I got it for my birthday a couple weeks back. March was the worst month ever.
I also got a speeding ticket that was happened half march.
 
wELL, STOP SPEEDING
 
7:29 PM
March worst month confirmed
 
@Sterno People in Canada don't need to worry about that for at least another month.
 
@5pike but its april
 
@Rapitor March still worst month
 
@5pike tru
 
@Rapitor Yes, April is a new job, a month that hasn't resulted in fines yet, no deaths, no dead cats, no other terrible things. (Aside from the results of march, that second hand lawnmower breaking is definitely march fault)
 
7:37 PM
SHOULD I PLAY MH4U OR MM FIRST?
 
@OrigamiRobot MM
 
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Q: EU4 production interface cut off

JulianosGetting a strange bug that I can't find a fix for. The top of my production interface windows are getting cut off a little. The first line is just missing and the second like is cut in half. It doesn't just appear to be a graphic bug but also the button is just gone. Clicking the blank space has ...

 
Does anyone here know that feeling, where you got a Steam library of 150 titles, yet you have no clue what to play?
 
@NateKerkhofs i had that feeling... then i bought pillars
 
I wish there was a website where you could share your steam library, and it'd randomly choose a game for you to play that doesn't suck (user review score of 80% or more)
 
7:39 PM
BRB, KICKSTARTING
 
Oh, right, I bought pillars, but it's not yet installed on this machine
 
@NateKerkhofs I'm pretty sure I've seen that site before
Approximately
 
@NateKerkhofs I feel like this applies to large game collections in general.
 
ERROR
MOUSE NOT FOUND
 
7:43 PM
Only 150?
 
@NateKerkhofs I'm at 527
 
If its a contest I probably win
 
that's just my steam library. I got another 10 on Ubisoft, another 20 on Origin and another 50 or so that are just boxed copies
 
@GnomeSlice But then there's people like me - I have around 20 games and never have money to spend on sales.
 
7:44 PM
!gnome
Oh right this isn't irc
My bad
 
+throw @GnomeSlice
 
Steamroulette gives me a 503 internal server error when I try to connect my Steam account
 
I used to buy a lot of game bundles for like one title
 
@murgatroid99 try to login >Internal Server Error
 
So I have hundreds of games I've fever placed and never want to play
 
7:45 PM
@GnomeSlice yeah i have a lot of fever placed games too
 
Shush
 
i ONLY HAVE 100 GAMES ON STEAM
 
I'm knvmybghbkjb my phone
 
I think it's just the Steam roulette website in its entirety that's flipping out
 
7:46 PM
Gig guck take
3
 
Gnome has 932 games
 
Grrrrr
 
@badp Impressive
 
A lot of that is total trash I got in bundles @badp
 
I have 157, but then again, I don't do humble sales, and I don't do that much impulse buying
 
7:47 PM
Still.
 
@GnomeSlice Do you have Bad Rats?
 
Probably
 
@JasonBerkan yes
 
@JasonBerkan Everyone should have Bad Rats.
 
(REMINDER: I still don't have a mouse atm)
 
7:48 PM
I also have secret access to IGS's entire library so some of that came from there
 
(The internet without a pointing device is less than awesome)
 
I usually try a steam code for all the new release to make sure there's no problems
 
@GnomeSlice not much of a secret now
 
It's okay, you have 843 items in your wishlist
 
7:49 PM
My bandcamp wish list is over 1k now
 
@badp That's not a wishlist. That's just Steam's library.
 
My steam wishlist is 20 games
 
My wish list is a lost cause
The problem is I actually legitimately want all that shit
 
@JasonBerkan I think Steam has about 3k games? So that's 1k owned, 1k wished for, and 1k truly hopeless I suppose
 
and even then, I only buy games on there if they're less than 5 EUR and on sale
 
7:50 PM
Whenever I find a game on Steam that isn't on @GnomeSlice's wishlist, I pause and look closely at it.
 
Why
 
Steam has something like 10,000 games
 
No it doesn't
 
Is that including dlcs?
 
@GnomeSlice There must be something truly offputting about it.
 
7:50 PM
@GnomeSlice you must get emails from steam about stuff on your wishlist going on sale all the time
 
You probably don't want Nexuiz. I don't think anybody is playing it.
 
Yeah, every day
Oh yeah nexuiz died
 
That's based on the Action category being 328 pages with 10 pages each
 
10 millions is better played on a mobile device
 
@NateKerkhofs i think that includes dlc
 
7:51 PM
So ive heard
 
Each session lasts ~5 minutes
and it's tricky to play fast with a mouse.
 
Speaking of mobile devices, you enjoyed threes right @badp?
 
I didn't know Pacman Championship Edition DX+ was on Steam. I thought it was XBone only
@GnomeSlice yeah, although I've stopped playing. These mornings I just put on a podcast and snooze off.
 
You should try Hexjack
 
@GnomeSlice 2048 is better. <ducks>
 
7:52 PM
I've got Hexjack installed.
 
No it's not
 
Okay, I've rechecked: when only viewing games, Steam has 201 pages of games, and each page has 25 games. So 5000 games in total
but that also includes bundles
 
Threes is better.
 
-1
Q: Why did mojang go to 0.10 instead of 1.0 on Minecraft Pocket Edition?

Mrfunny744I was wondering why mojang released 0.10 instead of 1.0? Why is this the case?

 
7:53 PM
Lol ^
 
(still no mouse.)
 
@GnomeSlice I was joking. I actually haven't played Threes.
 
You should
Threesjs.com
Doesnt hve the dope ass music or animations but still
Hex jack reminds me of both games
 
And I've only played 2048 for an hour tops. I wasn't a huge fan of it.
 
I just wish the main menu loaded faster
 
7:55 PM
I've played way too much 2048
 
Play threes
 
I prefer 2048
 
You're silly
 
i always bomb after 1024
 
Since when is it possible to play "too much" 2048?
 
7:56 PM
@crayzeedude When you get fired for not showing up for work.
 
When your score is 2^64
 
@JasonBerkan Well then.
 
@crayzeedude I recently played a variant that had only colors, out of order, and I still beat it on the first try
 
Also, I informed the author of Steam Roulette that his website is broken. Not that I really expect him to fix it...
 
Though I forgot that I absolutely loved doge2048. Such a great game.
 
7:57 PM
Gaugepowered.com
 
@JasonBerkan Do I even need to ask?
 
And I still haven't deleted my account because of it.
 
@JasonBerkan that one's great
I got 4096 on it once
 
Clown2048 amirite
 
7:59 PM
94
Q: Which doge represents what number?

user98085From the original 2048 it was rather easy to tell which numbers I'm combining - after all, it says so right on the tile. But now with doge2048 there is such doge. What doge is 16? What is 32? Is this doge secretly 2048 and the game actually keeps going beyond that? very confuse wow

94 upvotes. Awesome.
 
That's the worst
 

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