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3:00 PM
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@BenBrocka but dood. You can customize the leds with the app!
 
@badp I TAKE 10
 
Level 2 in Progress Quest.
 
that's a surprisingly common steambox feature
 
@StrixVaria psh! On my older tablet I'd gotten at least to quest 22
(If you're going to do this, get the Android app and put the widget on your home screen)
 
Looking into that now.
 
3:03 PM
Also wtf at not using Kaveri. That thing was made for console-like builds
 
QUICK IF YOU HAD ONE WHAT COLORS WOULD YOU CHOOSE
(The mauve joke is mandatory)
 
If I bought one I'd be afraid my gaming PC and PS4 would beat it up while my back was turned
 
Oh man Runeloremaster sounds pretty good.
 
@BenBrocka "press" review unit
 
I doubt the specs will change too much, I think they're dedicated to the $500 price point
best case they come to their senses and use Kaveri and maybe use the savings to put 8GB ram in there
Or take the wireless card out--wtf, it's not a laptop
 
3:08 PM
@BenBrocka I have a wifi extender chained downstairs because our Sky decoder doesn't have wi-fi, so it is connected through the one ethernet port on the extender
I would not recommend this setup
 
I only use wifi on devices impossible or impractical to tether with ethernet
So laptop, portables, mobile devices and Nintendo consoles
(you can get an ethernet adapter for wii/U but...what are you going to play on it anyway)
 
right now in order to be in range of my laptop and the wifi extender the router is in the middle of nowhere
 
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Q: What does harder difficulty change?

user1306322In the game Child of Light by Ubisoft, what does selecting harder than normal difficulty level do exactly?

 
@BenBrocka My laptop is connected with ethernet, but wife's PC is connected with wi-fi, everything is backwards here
 
psyched about pax south! going to try to get press passes...
re: wireless, building a new house this year, and I made them run CAT6 all over the place
 
3:19 PM
@Krazer This one used 8-tracks
 
in the master bedroom closet there's going to be a panel where the ethernet, cable, and phone all drop in
 
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Q: What are the Oculi crafting recipes?

user1306322In the Oculi crafting menu there is a "Tip" button that shows some basic recipes: According to the first recipe, any three Oculi of the same color and size can be crafted into an Oculi one size larger. By the looks of the second crafting recipe, the two primary colored Oculi can be combined i...

 
then, great justice will ensue
I want to get some kind of HDMI capture device and put it on the xbox360/1 and then stream it to my PC in another room
or to the laptop in another another room
 
@agent86 ... why do you say "ethernet" and "phone" as if they couldn't both run off the same cable and use the same - or, well, compatible - endpoints?
 
@MartinSojka the phone lines are run trunked together, and the ethernet is hub/spoke. the cable in the wall is the same, but the topology is different
I could punch down phone into one of the ethernet runs, and I may at some point or another.
 
3:22 PM
lol phone line
 
I just ran CAT7 all over the place in my parent's house when it was build eight years ago. All of it ends on a single switchboard in the basement. Easy, simple, can be reconfigured any way I like.
 
Who even uses a house phone anymore?
OLD PEOPLE
 
yeah, the builder runs a certain number of phone cables, I don't have control over that
well, unless I pay them. and lolno
 
they won't let me touch anything in the house until closing, which is long past when I could reconfigure.
so I just asked for like a half dozen network drops where I wanted them to be
 
3:23 PM
@OrigamiRobot No I don't.
 
@agent86 Ok, that sucks. I ran all the wiring myself, CAT7 and electrical.
 
@badp I'm glad you're enjoying that site :D
 
... and the satellite cables as well, now that I think of it. I keep forgetting people still use TVs.
 
@BenBrocka I for one like being able to call 999/911/112/01189998819991197253
 
@MartinSojka yeah, there's a clause in the contract that's like "you may not make changes in the house, and you may not hire anyone to do anything to the house prior to closing"
essentially they have a monopoly on overcharging me for shit until the house is done
 
3:25 PM
@Sterno Don't lie!
 
@agent86 That sucks
 
OH ONE ONE EIGHT
NINE NINE NINE
EIGHT EIGHT ONE NINE NINE
NINE ONE ONE NINE
SEVEN TWO FIRE

THREE
 
@SaintWacko c'est la vie
 
@badp :D
 
@Powerlord I MEAN FOUR. I MEAN FIVE.
 
3:26 PM
Sure glad my work computer didn't start lagging like crazy and then took forever to reboot!!!!11
 
@agent86 ...and now I have C'est la Vie by Bob Seger stuck in my head
 
@badp FIRE is a number now? Did you let @kalina know?
 
@Powerlord Where is @kalina?
 
@SaintWacko je t'en prie
 
@kalina is dead! Long live @kalina!
 
3:28 PM
if you say her name three times into a mirror, she appears.
 
@agent86 tough chance
 
@agent86 Does a smartphone's front camera work?
 
@SaintWacko it's alright. she moves in mysterious ways.
 
@agent86 Mysterious and burny ways
 
3:41 PM
@agent86 I see what you did there.
 
Well, I feel safer!
 
@Sterno It's the underline that really gives a sense of trust.
 
@OrigamiRobot That's a link to the OpenSSL webpage.
 
@Sterno rot13
NO ONE WILL BE ABLE TO DECRYPT YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER ONCE IT HAS BEEN PROCESSED THROUGH ROT13
IT'S SCIENTIFICALLY PROVED: ONLY THOSE WHO WOULD DISCOVER THE KNOWLEDGE OF THE MYSTERIES OF ROT13 WOULD BE ABLE TO UNDO IT
 
3:50 PM
ROT13 PROVEN TO BE AT LEAST MORE THAN 4 TIMES STRONGER THAN ROT3 IN CLINICAL TRIALS
 
@badp ALL HAIL THE EMPERORS HOLY CIPHER
 
CRITICAL BUG FOUND IN ROT13: IT HAS LIMITED PROTECTION FOR DIGITS
 
@badp DO NOT QUESTION THE EMPERORS HOLY CIPHER
 
HACKERS AT THE NSA DISCOVERED THAT ROT13 DOES NOT PROTECT DIGITS NEARLY AS UNDECIPHERABLY AS LETTERS
APPARENTLY A BUG WITH THE POPULAR ENCRYPTION TOOL rot13 ONLY OPERATED ON LETTERS OF THE ALPHABET. COMMUNITY UNSURE HOW TO APPLY ROT13 ON DIGITS
 
ROT13 ALPHABET, ROT5 DIGITS?
 
3:54 PM
@badp SHUN THE UNDEVOTED
 
Digital photos are stupid expensive to purchase
 
SHUUUUUUN
 
convert the digits to roman numerals, then apply ROT13
 
GOVERNMENTS REASSURE: DIGITS ARE NOT SUFFICIENT TO HACKERS; CUSTOMER NAMES AND ADDRESSES PROTECTED BY ROT13
YOUR DATA IS SAFE; STAY CALM AND KEEP CONSUMING
 
NSA: NO WE DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THIS FOR TWO YEARS... >_> ... <_<
 
3:55 PM
WHY ARE WE YELLING?
 
BECAUSE @Wipqozn
 
I did just arrive in the room, so I'm surely to blame.
 
@FEichinger BECAUSE LOWERCASE IS THE WORK OF THE HEATHEN
 
@FEichinger IT HELPS US MAKE IT HARDER FOR THE NSA TO UNDO THE ROT13 ENCRYPTION TECHNOLOGY
IF ROT13 WERE TO FALL COMPLETELY IT WOULD BE THE END OF CIVILIZED INTERNET SHOPPING
 
@FEichinger: "YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF IDIOTS, YOU KNOW THAT?"
 
3:56 PM
BILLIONS OF PROGRAMS FOUND AFFECTED BY THE SO-CALLED "DIGITSKIP" ROT13 BUG
 
MATHEMATICIANS: DIGITSKIP ROT13 IMPLEMENTATION "COMPATIBLE WITH SPEC"
THE FBI TO SUGGEST USE OF THE MORE ADVANCED ROT14 SPEC INSTEAD
 
You know, GRNightOut on Twitter, it's a bad idea to follow all the users of NWSGrandRapids (which is the National Weather Service). I know you did because it's the only connection I have to Grand Rapids and its only there because Lansing doesn't have its own National Weather Service bureau.
 
BUT ROT14 ISN'T NEARLY AS FLAWLESSLY INDECIFERABLE AS ROT13!
 
I'll just add you two to my ignore list for a bit ....
 
3:59 PM
THIS JUST IN: CONGRESS MANDATES USE OF ROT26 FOR ALL TOP-SECRET DATA
 
@FEichinger It's okay, I'm officially done with this idiocy. @badp's rot26 joke just jumped the shark.
 
They definitely didn't promote that enough.
 
I prefer rot1, it is 100% undecipherable, it replaces all digits with an 'a' character.
 
Anyway, speaking of ROT13... @badp Did you see the thing on /r/tf2 about someone's theory on the TF2 End of the Line Update's release date? Involves using a bunch of different things including ROT23 (no, that's not a typo)
 
4:00 PM
@Powerlord I haven't been on touch with TF2 things lately
@RonanForman that's not what "rot1" would be
 
rot1 would be a->b etc
 
A→B B→C C→D D→E E→F F→G G→H ... W→Z Z→A
 
@badp Rot ^0?
 
user58869
@GnomeSlice the team look so cool
 
I guess that's still technically rot1...
 
4:01 PM
@badp W→Z?
 
@Powerlord rot1?
 
@Powerlord X and Y don't exist in his alphabet
 
@Chippies ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWZXY6-8ñ[¼#`_@
 
user58869
@GnomeSlice i think the main problem must be the use of spiders, there are too many spiders, in fact 1 is too many for me
 
@badp Is that 6 to 8 or the characters '6', '-' and '8'?
 
4:02 PM
@RonanForman It's 6 to 8
 
@badp whispers X comes after W...
 
See, rot1 is the most useful, it encrypts all the fractions!
 
user58869
i can't stand spiders, even the spiders in world of warcraft make me uncomfortable
 
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Q: Are there a limited number of Oculi?

AdamPThe game lets you take Oculi you already have and craft new/better ones. Yesterday after getting my first red/blue/green I immediately crafted a while one. This of course diminishes the total number of Oculi I have available to equip. I then worried that perhaps I had wasted some precious resourc...

 
woah, my bridge just totally lagged
 
4:03 PM
@Alex I'm not a fan of spiders either tbh, but I don't think that's their main problem. They didn't promote the game very well.
No press coverage.
 
@Chippies it readjusted itself to the new alphabet
 
Laggy bridges happen to all men sooner or later.
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@badp that's probably why
 
user58869
@GnomeSlice tis a shame, the art work is lovely
 
@GnomeSlice Press outlets are so ridiculously inundated with unsolicited "HEY CHECK OUT THIS KICKSTARTER/GREENLIGHT" tips that there's no way they can possibly look at them all
Which isn't exactly the dev's problem, but
 
4:04 PM
In other news, Forward to the Sky is going strong.
@PanicBomb Yes, it's definitely an issue.
 
> Consumers who buy the game and register a copy online before July 31 will be able to download one of four Wii U titles: New Super Mario Bros. U, Pikmin 3, The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker HD, or Wii Party U.
That would be a cool deal if I didn't already own the games I cared about from that list
 
@Chippies I think the point is that it still does rely
 
@badp yep, that is the point
 
4:09 PM
> Air Force says archaic systems aid cyber security of Minuteman missiles.
CAN WE STOP PREPENDING "CYBER" TO THINGS AT THIS POINT
 
I wonder if they have some special military floppy disks, because the ones I've had couldn't keep my data while I walked from my friends house to my own, which was 2 minutes away
 
in other news I don't understand why Amazon doesn't give you an "add my wishlist to cart" button
 
@PanicBomb I think you mean cyberpending things.
 
@badp magic is fake, wishes don't come true. why would anyone ever need that.
 
they probably don't want you to use wishlists as "buy later quickly" lists for yourself
BECAUSE IF YOU WANT SOMETHING YOU SHOULD BUY IT YESTERDAY AMIRITE
WANTING IS FOR SUCKERS
 
4:13 PM
I buy all my things yesterday.
 
@agent86 now you're out of things to buy :(
 
Put it all on credit, then die young
 
Well, now he has all the things. What need is there to buy?
 
@Unionhawk the things he'll want tomorrow?
 
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Q: How do I install Sharpshooters ENB v5 for Skyrim?

oStarZI tried but it is not working and im a noob at this.

 
4:15 PM
the things I want tomorrow I had to order yesterday. 2-day shipping.
 
despite kickstarter's best efforts we still need things to become things that exist before we can buy them yesterday
 
I should start "kickstopper" where we pay people money not to do things ever again
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I sold my house yesterday, and the title company gave me a normal check that, due to the amount, the bank puts on hold for 7 days before giving me the money Yet when I bought a house through the same title company and they were the ones receiving rather than giving, they required a cashier's check so they could have the money instantly. #unfair #jerks #yolo #amihashtaggingright
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@fredley If it has Chryssalids in it when it explodes, I'm leaving the country.
 
user15026
4:17 PM
@fredley Can they do something to like...make it not explode?
 
@Sterno they're crooks, I tell ya, crooks.
 
@agent86 Do a Kickstarter
@AshleyNunn ....no
 
they want all my personal information immediately. I pretty much assume they intercept and weigh my poop so that they can confirm the nuttiness of it. however, when I ask a silly question like "what does the property I just signed a document and paid money to buy look like? like what are the dimensions of it?" they're like "lol, we don't have to tell you that."
 
user15026
@fredley O.o
 
@AshleyNunn Not without making it explode
I think
 
user15026
4:20 PM
@fredley oh, lovely. :P
 
It's basically a highly pressurised balloon at this point
tampering with it would involve being close to it, during which time it might explode anyway
volunteers?
 
sniper rifle
detonate the explosive from a long range
 
@agent86 A controlled explosion is still an explosion
 
user15026
@fredley Ah, okay, that makes sense.
 
one shot, one exploded whale carcass.
double points for headshots. although I don't know how easy it is to determine where the head of a whale is.
 
4:22 PM
EVERYBODY, TAKE NOTICE
 
To make it not explode they could place it in a large container, pressurize the container, then pop it inside, then gradually release the pressure
 
@fredley isn't explosion kind of a foregone conclusion?
 
My mother just said "lol" on the Internet for, as far as I know, the first time ever.
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@agent86 Yes, hence 'yet'
 
I'm just trying to make it awesome
 
4:22 PM
Why is @fredley an expert on whale explosions?
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@fredley wtf
 
@JasonBerkan I watched all the videos
 
@JasonBerkan He's not a pork chop.
 
Suddenly, I forsee a future Call of Duty game where you are fighting in a coastal town with whale carcasses on the beach, and you fire at whale carcasses to make them explode and take out your enemies.
 
Why did you think he was blue?
 
4:23 PM
 
There's a beached whale in Just Cause 2 and if you shoot him he explodes and there's an item inside.
And this big gross green cloud comes out
 
@GnomeSlice JC2 is so much fun
 
@SaintWacko Yes.
 
@GnomeSlice Dare I ask what the item is?
 
4:25 PM
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Q: Can you see who initiated a clan war?

OrwellHindenbergIs there any way to tell which clan member initiated a clan war? Our clan likes to be well prepared for our wars to maximize our chances of victory. Occasionally someone will start a war randomly and it is disruptive to the group as a whole. Is there anyway to tell who is starting these wars so w...

 
@fredley I forget, it's just one of the resource boxes. Like a cash drop, or a weapon/vehicle part box.
 
@Sterno Maybe she thinks it means "lots of love"
 
@OrigamiRobot "Your grandmother just died, LOL"
 
HI GUYS :)
also, our search is seriously butt
I searched for 'puzzle ring' before I made this and nothing came up :/
 
Our search is butt. So true.
 
4:28 PM
The search sucks butt
 
Nov 14 '13 at 3:22, by GnomeSlice
Asslevania: Symphony Of The Butt is a thing which exists.
 
@Sterno yeah such butt
 
@GnomeSlice The problem with movement speed and direction affecting trajectory is that almost without fail, games make their projectile speeds way too slow, so there's way too much effect from movements
 
@spugsley my fault~ all my fault~
 
4:30 PM
@spugsley BUTT
 
@spugsley Maybe you typed "puzzle butt" by mistake
 
here's some legs to make up for it:
 
@OrigamiRobot hahahaha puzzle butt :p
 
What is a puzzle butt you ask? That's part of the puzzle!
 
4:30 PM
@Krazer :O
 
butts
 
@FEichinger do you have butt envy?
I'm just wondering if that's why you always talk about butts
 
@Sterno I'm trying to think up some joke about you being older than your own mother but I can't think of anything.
 
@spugsley No. It's just a reflex at this point.
 
4:33 PM
Butt reflex
 
TIL @FEichinger has a butt reflex
 
...
 
@FEichinger should rename himself to @BUTTichinger
 
@spugsley should rename to @sbuttsley
 
@OrigamiRobot it would break @FEichinger
he couldn't handle it
 
4:35 PM
@OrigamiButtbot
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@Wipqozn HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
@spugsley Psh.
 
@Krazer lol well played
 
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Q: Are heal on hit also applied on dot effects?

Valentin GrégoireIn Diablo 3, I wonder if my life on hit also heals me on DOT effects. More specifically, I have a Barbarian with a certain amount of heal per hit. If I were to use the Rend spell (AOE DOT around me), would every damage tick, heal me for the full amount which is displayed in character details scre...

 
:o
Imagine Earth is on Steeeeeam
 
4:39 PM
@Wipqozn Please, it would be @OrigamiRobutt
 
Or @OrigamiRobobutt
 
@ButtSlice
 
A robobutt is 137% more efficient than a normal butt.
 
@ButtagamiButtbutt.
 
@BadButt
 
4:40 PM
@Buttqozn
3
 
@PowerButt
 
@RonanButtman
 
...
 
@Unionbutt
 
Is ... Is this my fault? 'Cause it kinda feels like it's my fault.
 
4:41 PM
@SaintWackbutt
 
@FEichinger look at what you've done
 
@Buttinger
@Buttsley
 
buttdesk
 
@:3ventic
 
Oh man, that's brilliant
 
4:44 PM
WE INTERRUPT THIS REPLACING PARTS OF PEOPLES' NAMES WITH "BUTT" WITH THIS IMPORTANT EXAM PANIC
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKAAAAAAAAAAA‌​AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 
KEEP CALM AND REMOVE PANTS
 
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA‌​AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA‌​AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA‌​AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADAMMITNOWHY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA‌​AAAAAAAAAA
...
thank you
 
Keep calm and die more.
 
We now return to your regularly scheduled butts.
 
@GraceButt or @ButtNote?
 
4:45 PM
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND A CLASS I WAS ALREADY DOING TERRIBLY IN, THE PROFESSOR DECIDED INSTEAD OF HAVE THE EXAM AT THE REGULARLY SCHEDULED TIME (about now) THAT 8AM YESTERDAY WOULD BE GOOD
 
@OrigamiRobot Clearly both: @ButtButt.
 
AND I'M JUST FINDING THIS OUT NOW
 
@Unionhawk Butt-oh :(
 
I hate it when teachers schedule something for yesterday, too.
 
@Unionhawk ...What?
 
4:48 PM
 
@SaintWacko He scheduled this like, 5 days ago in an e-mail, that I didn't read because I assumed it would be "Exam is at regularly scheduled time in regularly scheduled place, is cumulative, is worth 25%, good luck assholes"
 
@Unionhawk Ouch
 
 
4:49 PM
@GnomeSlice Will look later.
 
@Unionhawk I don't wanna be the guy that says "You should've read it anyway" but......
 
ALSO: WHO THE FUCK SCHEDULES AN EXAM FOR 8AM WHAT KIND OF SADOMASOCHIST
 
@Unionhawk We get ours at 6pm!
 
@StrixVaria It looks very similar to The Universim. It came first though, and is going to be playable within a few weeks.
 
@badp That arrow should be labelled: "protection" money paid to Comcast
 
4:49 PM
EXACTLY
 
@Unionhawk Professors with very long exams?
 
@badp The exam period is set by the University to be like, 2 hours
 
Exam starting times here are either 8:00, 12:15 or 16:30
(but in truth that only really means there are three exam slots per day per room, 8:00-12:15, 12:15-16:30 and 16:30-closing)
(so professors use their accorded wriggle room accordingly)
 
@OrigamiRobot SHHSHHSH
 
@Unionhawk Was this the final exam?
 
4:53 PM
@Unionhawk Do you have any options other than "fail immediately"
 
@OrigamiRobot Hopefully!
@Yuki Ayup!
 
@Unionhawk Well, that sucks.
 
@Unionhawk did you email him yet?
 
If it wasn't, my next question was going to be, "Is this one of those classes where if your final exam grade is higher than your course average, the professor will take the exam grade as your course grade?"
Because I have a love-hate relationship with those kind of courses.
 
@spugsley Yes
 
4:54 PM
@Unionhawk good. Try going by his office also if you don't hear back soon
 
Yeah, the more time elapses between having a discussion and the final exam, the less likely the professor is to give you a re-try or something.
Don't be surprised if you have to take it with reduced points though.
 
@Yuki I never had any classes like that. Best we got was "I'll drop your lowest non-final exam score"
 
@OrigamiRobot I've noticed that it's mostly my math classes that do that.
Usually, the final exam is cumulative and the professors feel that if you demonstrate enough aptitude on the final, it proves you're good for the course.
 
It's almost certainly a "25% of your grade"
On the plus side, my exam scheduled for Monday was cancelled and we all got hundreds. Because out professor was sick/couldn't be asked to schedule a make-up
 
@Yuki It's also makes the kids feel good, while rarely being used. Most 60% students aren't going to get an 80% on their final.
 
4:58 PM
(shh don't tell the engineering department we totes had an exam)
 
Also, @Yuki, I saw Frozen on the plane and I did not like it. Sorry.
 
@JasonBerkan Eh, the plane modifier is about -300% enjoyment.
 
@Unionhawk that's university learning at its finest
 
The fact that the ambient noise is really high and you're kinda squished in there really detracts from trying to enjoy a movie.
 

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