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Origami Robot

8:00 PM

UNLESS THEY'RE CONFETTI CAKE CUPCAKES

CONFETTI CAKE TRUMPS ALL

LessPop_MoreFizz

@OrigamiRobot This opinion is a correct opinion, and is roughly as controversial as declaring water to be wet.

murgatroid99

@OrigamiRobot I think it depends on the situation. Cupcakes are better for desert. Muffins are better for breakfast.

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Origami Robot

@murgatroid99 IF GIVEN THE OPTION, I'D STILL PREFER A BLUEBERRY MUFFIN FOR DESERT

murgatroid99

@OrigamiRobot I don't like blueberry

Origami Robot

:(

ALSO, CHOCOLATE MUFFINS ARE A THING

DwarfSlice

8:02 PM

@Unionhawk Is that why it's crashy?

Because it's such an old world?

murgatroid99

@OrigamiRobot I feel like I should like those, but I don't (at least the ones they have here)

Origami Robot

HMM

murgatroid99

Corn muffins are amazing. Also, banana muffins

Unionhawk

@DwarfSlice I don't know, honestly.

I wonder if I copy the chunks to another world in MCEdit if it'll magically work.

Origami Robot

@murgatroid99 AS IN CORNBREAD?

DwarfSlice

8:03 PM

@Unionhawk You'll probably break some stuff if you do that.

StrixVaria

Corn muffins are like corn bread with more surface area thus making it better.

murgatroid99

@OrigamiRobot basically, but in muffin form

DwarfSlice

But try it

Origami Robot

CORNBREAD IS SO GOOD

DwarfSlice

It's probably not that good a map, @OrigamiRobot's sounds cooler anyway.

It's just my favourite thing out of the stuff I built.

Origami Robot

8:04 PM

@StrixVaria UMM, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF AS CORNBREAD? OR HOW BIG ARE THESE MUFFINS?

Unionhawk

It looks pretty cool, if only it would load in something other than MCEdit >_>

murgatroid99

@OrigamiRobot I think he means more surface area per volume

StrixVaria

@OrigamiRobot Yes, sorry, more surface area for the same amount of volume.

I also cut the muffin in half and then toast it, making the outside crispy.

And so that the butter melts.

Sterno

@Wipqozn It's a shame you never beat EO3. Or 4.

StrixVaria

Now I want a corn muffin.

Origami Robot

8:06 PM

I CUT THE CORNBREAD IN HALF IN ANY FORM SO THE BUTTER SOAKS IN BETTER

DwarfSlice

@Unionhawk It loads in vanilla for me, but it's crashy.

Powerlord

Hey, does anyone have an AWP I can borrow? I need to snipe the CS:GO team so they stop the whole Not Invented Here syndrome.

Origami Robot

Powerlord

When all Source Multiplayer games add a command-line server feature and CS:GO decides to reinvent the same thing years later with a diferent command...

Origami Robot

THIS IS A PROPER SERVING OF CORNBREAD

NOT THOSE TINY SQUARES

Jason Berkan

8:08 PM

@OrigamiRobot The 2/3 section or the 1/3 section?

murgatroid99

@JasonBerkan the pan

Origami Robot

ALSO, THIS IS THE BEST

StrixVaria

The only acceptable amount of cornbread to eat is all of it.

Wipqozn

@Sterno You haven['t beat any oif them!

Powerlord

@JasonBerkan I don't see a 1/3 section there.

Sterno

8:09 PM

@Wipqozn I beat 1 and 4. Unless you count post-game

Origami Robot

ONE OF THE ONLY TIMES I LIKE MILK

Sterno

The only proper serving of cornbread is no cornbread.

Powerlord

Unless you meant the 1/3 empty section.

Unionhawk

I think it's trying to load, but the prune I did only caused Minecraft to just generate a bunch of terrain when I loaded it up >_>

Powerlord

Otherwise, I see a 2/3 section split into 5/6 and 1/6.

Unionhawk

8:10 PM

Because now all of a sudden there's terrain where I had previously deleted it.

DwarfSlice

@Unionhawk haha

Powerlord

Wait, no, that's not right.

Jason Berkan

@Powerlord Let's not get too precise.

LessPop_MoreFizz

Meanwhile, I would like to reiterate that this is officially the low point of human civilization:

DwarfSlice

@Unionhawk have you tried just loading it in minecraft?

It works for me.

murgatroid99

8:11 PM

So, I'm working on some existing code, and I'm pretty sure it doesn't actually work, even though it's currently published as open-source code

Unionhawk

It crashed immediately for me unedited.

DwarfSlice

looks like it's the peaceful one too

Unionhawk

So I don't know.

DwarfSlice

@Unionhawk Hm.

@Unionhawk Try it again

Powerlord

@murgatroid99 What code?

DwarfSlice

8:12 PM

Maybe it's not quite the same version of the map

murgatroid99

@Powerlord github.com/google/google-api-php-client

DwarfSlice

I could pack this one up

Powerlord

@murgatroid99 ...I really doubt Google uses Github.

StrixVaria

@Powerlord You are wrong.

murgatroid99

@Powerlord Trust me, that's actual Google code that my team is actually responsible for (well, we inherited it)

Unionhawk

8:13 PM

Maybe it knows about you, but isn't sure where I'm allowed to spawn

DwarfSlice

Just crashed for me.

Powerlord

@StrixVaria Really? Seems weird seeing as how Google already has Google Code.

DwarfSlice

@Unionhawk Ah yeah that problem.

StrixVaria

@Powerlord :)

DwarfSlice

Can you get it into creative mode?

murgatroid99

8:14 PM

@Powerlord And that "google" account is actually run by google, with over 100 repos

Origami Robot

IS THERE NO WAY TO RUN IT IN AN OLD VERSION OF MINECRAFT?

THAT SEEMS EASIER

DwarfSlice

crashed for me immediately that time

StrixVaria

Seriously, though, my team hosts all its open source code on GitHub.

DwarfSlice

one sec @Unionhawk let me pack up the one that I jiggered into creative mode

Arperum

@OrigamiRobot I'm pretty sure you can load any old version back into the new launcher.

murgatroid99

8:15 PM

The point is, there are cases in that code where a variable is an abstract type, but unless it's a specific subclass the code doesn't work

DwarfSlice

@Unionhawk jmp.sh/AO66I3u

Try the creative one, should at least help you fix the spawn issue.

murgatroid99

Specifically, the Google_Client class has a member called $auth, which has type Google_Auth_Abstract. But Google_Client member functions call into auth member functions that are only exposed by the Google_Auth_OAuth2 class.

DwarfSlice

haha it crashes so much

=[

StrixVaria

@murgatroid99 That sounds ungood. However, isn't OAuth2 the only acceptable auth method now?

DwarfSlice

Maybe it's crashy because it's trying to have worldedit stuff

StrixVaria

8:18 PM

Maybe that's just for my specific product area.

murgatroid99

@StrixVaria There is also a simple auth that just uses a developer key (different use case).

And an experimental one for special AppEngine based auth

Unionhawk

Oh god, they've made the player.dat files all UUID based on the back end.

StrixVaria

That definitely sounds like some kind of design failure then.

Unionhawk

Oh god

murgatroid99

@StrixVaria That's part of the reason I'm working on it. And part of the reason my team exists

Unionhawk

8:19 PM

why do people have to want name changes so bad

DwarfSlice

@Unionhawk there appears to be a few blocks missing here and there

namely under the ladder by the incinerator

fredley

@Unionhawk *Stares at ~~GnomeSlice~~ DwarfSlice*

Unionhawk

@fredley I mean in Minecraft.

fredley

@Unionhawk I haven't played MC for so long :-(

5pike

Ok

Somehow I got Minecraft for Vita for free

I have no idea why

But I'm ok with that.

Powerlord

8:22 PM

@murgatroid99 How often do you work in PHP?

fredley

Unionhawk

I have no idea if 13028ff0-82c0-4810-b003-12882c726937 is me or @DwarfSlice haha and I have no idea how I'm supposed to manually create a player.dat file for myself anymore.

Lazers

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Q: LAN chivalry medieval Warfare

I search a patch or a hack of chivalry medieval warfare . I got the real game but I can't play with my other friends on LAN . I try once to setup the game with some crack but with no result ... If someone know or have already done this setup and which works I would like to know how it work. thank...

chivalry-medieval-warfare

Powerlord

verifySignedJwt is perfectly valid, for example. Because there's no global $auth; in it, $auth is a new local variable.

DwarfSlice

@Unionhawk What do you need the player file for?

Origami Robot

8:23 PM

@Unionhawk REGRET

Unionhawk

@DwarfSlice I dunno. I'm going to mess with things. I'm mostly complaining that everything is confusing.

Powerlord

(I still remember that and haven't done anything in PHP for... 6 years?)

murgatroid99

@Powerlord more than I would like

@Powerlord The issue is with functions like authenticate

Unionhawk

I'll mess with it. It shouldn't be difficult™

DwarfSlice

aw they fixed the repeater thing that wouldn't let you go through doors with a repeater in them.

Means my doors aren't one-way any more.

Unionhawk

8:26 PM

That can be fixed, probably

Powerlord

Right, forgot that PHP doesn't allow you to strongly type anything, not even objects.

DwarfSlice

This map was designed for a large crowd of people to watch a small number of people play.

Powerlord

So even though the docs say $auth is a Google_Auth_Abstract... is it really?

DwarfSlice

Never really got full enough for that potential, but I still like it.

Also it's not well lit enough.

Powerlord

Meh, I have other things I need to do. Like brush up on my Spring/Hibernate skills since I've been working with raw Servlet/JSP code for far too long.

Unionhawk

8:29 PM

Yeah, I'll mess with it a bit tonight. I've been wanting a minecraft-redstone scale project for a bit.

murgatroid99

@Powerlord and that's the problem. The thing is that the other Auth classes will still work as wrong as you don't call the wrong Client method

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Unionhawk

I totally forgot the test in this class was moved to Monday >_>

DwarfSlice

the water is fuct too I think

it's one block too high

impossible to fix without worldedit

Powerlord

I'll say this about stuff since I last did Spring MVC stuff... Spring Boot is nifty since it means you basically don't need to write an XML config file for Spring. Or even modify web.xml

Unionhawk

8:32 PM

No it's not

DwarfSlice

is it not?

oh maybe not

Unionhawk

MCEdit, or /setblock x y z minecraft:water

DwarfSlice

no I mean I don't think the water's actually fuct

Unionhawk

Oh, well, I don't know

RPi Awesomeness

Apparently Google doesn't like being sad:

DwarfSlice

8:34 PM

also the whole place appears to be burning down

RPi Awesomeness

DwarfSlice

that's unfortunate

RPi Awesomeness

@DwarfSlice huh, really

Unionhawk

@DwarfSlice /gamerule doFireTick false

DwarfSlice

bit late

Unionhawk

8:34 PM

Welp

DwarfSlice

but thanks

RPi Awesomeness

@DwarfSlice Did you break something?

DwarfSlice

I guess heat spread is different now

it took it a while to start a fire

murgatroid99

Google has great suggestions for (

Lazers

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Q: Low resolution textures

Just installed TrackMania nation forever on my new laptop without any error (steam). But when i enter a race, the textures iín the car and the apexes are low res and blurry. I have set the quality to MAX, and updating the game with a update patch did not fix it either.

trackmania-forever

RPi Awesomeness

8:36 PM

Oi am going to be sooo messed up by @GnomeSlice's name change. I think I may be accidentally pinging @GraceNote quite often...

@murgatroid99 It does, top result is Brackets (great IDE)

'specially for web programming

Grace Note

@RPiAwesomeness Like you did just now.

Unionhawk

@DwarfSlice Yeah, firetick has been changed. Fire spreads more aggressively, and also depends on difficulty.

RPi Awesomeness

@GraceNote Gosh freaking dangit! That was legit unintentional

@GraceNote Wait....

Grace Note

Oh it's a lot more of an accident than you want it to be...

RPi Awesomeness

MOD ABUSE!

I CRY MOD ABUSE!

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murgatroid99

8:39 PM

@RPiAwesomeness If I just type "(" into the search bar, the first search suggestion is "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

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Unionhawk

I'm pretty sure a preemptive cry of mod abuse is equivalent to a request to be the subject of mod abuse.

RPi Awesomeness

@murgatroid99 It is

@Unionhawk Egad, noooooo

@Unionhawk I can't be mod abused now, I need to be studying!

DwarfSlice

I can't believe more people paid for my soundtrack on bandcamp than this one.

2 v 1 (and the 1 is me).

laughable

RPi Awesomeness

@DwarfSlice Impressive sir

fredley

8:56 PM

I'm tempted to modabuse both Wipqozn's avatar and ~~Gnom~~ DwarfSlice's name. I hate change.

RPi Awesomeness

@fredley Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!

Batophobia

@fredley The ayes have it

RPi Awesomeness

@fredley Or, if you don't want the responsibility, send your evil sock puppet to do it!

Lazers

0

Q: How to access the Dahl weapon chest in the Outlands Canyon, behind the electric fence?

In Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel, in the Outlands Canyon (which you can access about 25% through the game), there is a Dahl weapon chest behind an electric fence. How can I access it? Normally, there is a switch nearby that I have to throw at a fusebox to disable the fence. But I can't find one. W...

borderlands-pre-sequel

0

Q: Custom Desura library locations?

In Steam, there's a feature called "Library Folders" (Settings -> Downloads -> Library Folders): Is there an feature, program, or workaround to do this in the Desura client? Thanks!

steam desura

0

Q: If you convert an AI opponent's cities, will they decide not to found a religion?

I was looking over at this "what should I do with my prophets" question, and realized that I couldn't give good advice because I wasn't sure whether you could prevent another civilization from starting a religion. After all, if you can use your second Great Prophet to convert enough cities that t...

civilization-5 civ-5-brave-new-world

murgatroid99

@Lazers another MLP gravatar

LessPop_MoreFizz

9:12 PM

Let this disembodied mouth sing Sinatra Songs to You.

fredley

@RPiAwesomeness brb, making evil fredley a mod

DwarfSlice

beautyful

Arperum

@DwarfSlice Don't try placing a turret once there are 100+ black holes on the map. It's quite deadly for your CPU.

DwarfSlice

lol

I've never made that many.

Arperum

(I once placed black holes for a whole evening with a friend, and then we accidentally placed a turret...

it gave some solid proof about the game being single core using though.

DwarfSlice

9:19 PM

Haha

Uh oh

Hahaha

wups

Yuuki

@LessPop_MoreFizz Is that a... Russian accent?

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Yuuki Spanish I think

Yuuki

@LessPop_MoreFizz Ah, now I'm hearing it.

I was thinking it was a little too soft for a Russian accent.

Powerlord

I was just thinking Valve hadn't done any updates lately and was going to comment on it probably due to the Halloween update coming soon when, bam, "Mandatory TF2 update coming" in my inbox

As usual, right when I'm about to leave for home.

Lazers

9:35 PM

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Q: How Can I Drop Gun?

Is it possible to drop the gun, and maybe move it to the trash? I have plenty of unecessary weapons. I want to get rid of them.

rimworld

RPi Awesomeness

@LessPop_MoreFizz no thanks

Yuuki

I'm sure I'm preaching to the choir, but why pirating is a thing in a nutshell.

4

LessPop_MoreFizz

Yes, I can see why wanting to buy a thing that is not for sale is a reason to steal it. Yup. Totally makes sense.

Tim Stone

Incidentally, HBO's cable-subscription-unchained streaming service is due to make an appearance in 2015, although the details are still a little unclear.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@TimStone I just hope it includes Cinemax.

Lazers

9:49 PM

0

Q: How to find RPG games in my steam library?

So this might sound stupid, but I've kinda lost the overview over all the games I have on steam, which now becomes a problem, since I don't know how to find games I actually wanna play ... So, I want to find a few turn-based RPG games that are made to look like 8-bit-games, like Call of Cthulhu, ...

steam

0

Q: Are there any secret areas in Smash Run?

I was looking at the Smash Run map and noticed that there are some hard to reach platforms near the corners of the map, and what looks like some hidden caves along the right side. What hidden or secret areas are there in Smash Run? What are the benefits of getting to them?

3ds super-smash-bros-4

DwarfSlice

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Yuuki

@LessPop_MoreFizz Having to re-buy a thing you already paid for totally makes sense too.

Also, I didn't say "why pirating is a good thing".

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Yuuki This is not the argument presented by the comic at all, in which the author explicitly refuses to pay for cable, and instead is unwilling to wait for the product to be sold to him, and so, instead, decides to steal it.

DwarfSlice

> Punch the grizzly bear in the ass to win an iPad 3!

LessPop_MoreFizz

I'm angry that I can't pick up $[AAA Game that I preordered for that comes out next Tuesday]. It should totally be cool for me to break into Gamestop and just take it. After all, I paid for it, right? And it's just sitting there.

DwarfSlice

9:54 PM

Pirating sucks.

Tim Stone

@LessPop_MoreFizz Only if you burn down the Gamestop on your way out. DOWN WITH GAMESTOP

LessPop_MoreFizz

@TimStone Fair enough. I am down with smashing capitalist oppressors on principle, rather than simply for personal gain.

Lazers

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Q: Instructions unclear, Straw Bale stuck on fork

I bought myself the Deutz Front Loader along with the Bale Fork and the round baler. Now I wanted to load my newly acquired bale tipper with those nice and juicy round goddesses. But, I seem to be unable to unload the fork onto the trailer. I tried it from behind, but there is no unload symbol,...

farming-simulator-2013

Yuuki

@LessPop_MoreFizz I didn't say it was a cool thing. I said that's why it's a thing. If, for example, only Best Buy had [AAA game] but Best Buy requires that you have a photo ID, five bank statements, and a jackalope before you can buy [AAA game], I'm pretty sure Best Buy would experiencing a lot of break-ins.

While still illegal, they are happening simply because, for that scenario, it is easier to steal it than buy it.

Tim Stone

Actually in that scenario people would probably say "Fuck it" and it wouldn't be a very sustainable market.

SaintWacko

10:02 PM

To correct the analogy, they wouldn't be breaking into Best Buy and taking the game. They would be breaking into Best Buy, making a copy of the game disc, and taking the copy back home

Tim Stone

But, details >_>

Unionhawk

@DwarfSlice I loaded just the important bits into a new world and it seems stable. I've got some cleaning up to do, but at least it's not crashing.

DwarfSlice

Make sure it doesn't burn down too.

Lazers

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Q: Why won't Minecraft connect to their servers? NullpointerException:

I've tried everything and it still won't let me log in or play. This is exactly what it says. "Sorry, but we can't connect to our servers. Please make sure that you are online and that Minecraft is not blocked. (NullPointerException:)" I am running an HP Windows 8 laptop. I am using a home netwo...

minecraft technical-issues

Unionhawk

Already done

Batophobia

10:08 PM

@TimStone butt details

SaintWacko

@Batophobia But de tails!

DwarfSlice

did somebody say detailers

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Lazers

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Q: Does the vampire skill Poison Talons work when you're not in vampire lord form?

Does the Poison Talons skill in Skyrim work when you're not in vampire lord form? Does the skill still work if you're cured of vampirism?

skyrim

DwarfSlice

Frank

10:28 PM

Anyone heard of these Polar Loop thingies?

DwarfSlice

@GraceNote Hey, are you still into Trance? What are your thoughts on this?

Wipqozn

@Sterno TIL you beat 1 and 4

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Lazers

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Q: Minecraft flicker,

A while ago my minecraft started to flicker. The screen flashes once in a while when I move around. It doesn't when I stay still, just when there is movement. Any help? I would try to take a screen shot but it's really hard to catch, happens really randomly and rapid. When in survival the creativ...

minecraft

Chippies

10:45 PM

every ascension seems to pretty much double the progression speed

3ventic

I got bored after the second one

Chippies

@3ventic press a button, receive a treat, press a button again, receive 1.000000001 treats, repeat ad infinitum

I love treats

James

@Chippies What from???

Chippies

@James all the ancient level ups

although the most recent ones were treasure chest ancients

I got 3 ancients few ascensions ago and they increased my progression speed once more

James

@Chippies Ah, kk.

Chippies

10:53 PM

my current setup

Lazers

0

Q: Civ 5 won't let me found a new city, why?

Playing Brave New world, I started a new game on my new comp I'm 56 turns into the game and now I can't build cities. I've been playing Civ 5 a long time and never had this issue. Is there a mod that is causing this? I'm Polynesian race.

civilization-5

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Q: What's the point of the Dispatch skill?

In Shadow of Mordor you can use the Brand skill to force Uruk to fight on your side. There also is another skill you can unlock after Brand named Dispatch: Dispatch: Press [k] to kill all branded Uruks and monsters. What's the point? Not only are they not attacking you when branded, th...

shadow-of-mordor

James

Your Solomon is wayyyyy OP

Chippies

11:09 PM

@James way expensive to level though

all my other ones I usually level 10 at a time, with solomon I can't afford that

MBraedley

11:28 PM

I'm just getting caught up on the previous season of The Walking Dead. Man, episode 14 is rough

murgatroid99

It would really be nice if the dependency graph of the code I'm working on could be acyclic

Lazers

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Q: What factors influence AI when trading cities; what is the range of options that they will find acceptable?

If I were to try to trade one city for another to an AI, what would the tradeoff be? Do they evaluate based on some sort of total city score? I'm wondering if I could coax an AI away from an area by offering him a more appealing city elsewhere for exchange. I am also wondering if I could trade...

civilization-5

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