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Where do you find this shit

@LessPop_MoreFizz ... I sorta wanna flag this as offensive.

@elfslice mainstream news.

Q: Suggest some games for my netbook?

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Asus EEEPC 1015CX Intel Atom 1.6 GHz Intel GMA 3600 integrated graphics 1GB Ram Win 7 32 bits I have tried these games with success: Flatout 1 (High Settings) Freedom Fighters (High Settings) Max Payne 1 (High Settings) EA Moto GP 2 (High Settings) Delta Force Black Hawk Down (Medium ...

windows-7

thesmokinggun.com/documents/vagina-as-holster-675432

12:31 AM

I believe you.

> She then proceeded to “have inner course with the gun,” according to the court filing.

Ben Brocka

Does Grace Note still pop in here anymore?

Okay.

Frank

@BenBrocka S/he was in here just this morning, I believe.

2013: The Year in Kickstarter

These are always so well presented

@ElfSlice That is not safe. At all.

12:33 AM

No shit.

I hope it wasn't loaded.

@ElfSlice For my sanity, this is what I choose to believe.

@ElfSlice The Delorean background's tweaking out for me.

Now let's put this topic aside.

I'm really annoyed the OUYA is taking all the spotlight

gamestick.tv is where it's at

@FAE It's animated.

@ElfSlice Yeah, I think my browser was just hiccuping for a bit, it was dropping frames like mad when I first clicked to it.

12:37 AM

Yeah, mine wasn't really working either, I just figured it was on account of my slow ass internet.

@LessPop_MoreFizz Fantasy Flight Games is making a board game for The Witcher

Does it have killing monsters?

I dunno.

It's not even made yet, so.

I hope so.

Literally the only thing I know about the Witcher is what I saw in that killing monsters trailer.

And it was badass.

Killing Monsters is literally the only thing The Witcher is actually about.

(Well, and poorly animated sex scenes.)

12:45 AM

Look away @LessPop_MoreFizz

amazon.com/dp/B00HRCQ8OQ?tag=ablegamers-20

Welp...

ergh onebox

Q: Movements speed while attacking

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Am I the only one hating all that "skittering" during combat? Makes everything look so stupid... Anyway, I'm looking for a way to modify movements speed while attacking or casting, as mods like Deadly Combat do that to an extent. The best would be to make characters still if casting or attacking...

skyrim

@Lazers Bug Heroes avatar!

Q: pal xbox 360 on PC tft lcd monitor

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Can all flat panel tft lcd monitor decode pal and ntsc?.. I have a pal xbox 360 and is now living in america but it shows in black and white on my tv... So I would like to connect it to a pc monitor was wondering if it would work before I splash out the cash and buy a the cable to connect my xbox...

xbox-360

A: Where can I receive a Haunter in a trade?

12:59 AM

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I am one of the few people who catch & trade haunters over wondertrade, I often attach goodies, including balm mushrooms. So, if you're feeling lucky, you might get one of mine one day. As I type this, I am out catching haunters. Good luck to you on your quest for the gengar of your hopes and dre...

I feel like this isn't really an answer, but I don't know enough about Pokemans

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A: Why does my Technic Launcher crash when play any modpacks?

Minecraft has crashed! ---------------------- Minecraft has stopped running because it encountered a problem; Unexpected error A full error report has been saved to C:\Users\Angelina\AppData\Roaming.technic\modpacks\hexxit\crash-reports\crash-2014-01-08_16.54.22-client.txt - Please ...

Great Googly Moogly

@ElfSlice Well, if you remove all the bits where the user talks about himself, it basically distill down to "try Wonder Trade, you might get really really lucky"

About as much chance as winning the lottery, in fact

I guess that's an answer.

Not... the Pokemon lottery. That one you can probably win every day

@ElfSlice It has a very high noise ratio though.

I might consider it low-quality.

Yeah, I flagged it as NAA at first but now that I think about it, it is an answer.

It's just very unfocused and not direct.

1:09 AM

I might flag it for unfixable low-quality. If I got rid of all the noise, it'd be a pretty radical edit.

nah, just leave acomment.

IT is intended to be an answer.

He is trying to be helpful, he's just making it a bit more fluffy and discussiony than it should be.

Coronus

@LessPop_MoreFizz I love this guy.

Low quality is intended to be that editing can't fix it.

That can be fixed with an edit if he just gets rid of the fluff.

Blem-ba Fett

1:14 AM

Gaming Topics From Outside

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Q: When buying a video card, what specs should I compare/which are most important?

I'm currently deciding on if I should upgrade my current video card or not. I know I will find myself in this situation more times in the future, so I figured I would educate myself. Note: I will be using this PC for gaming and I have two 1920x1080 monitors. What should I be looking for as far ...

video graphics-card gaming

1:27 AM

interesting

logging into facebook has triggered a malware checkpoint

and then it forwards me to microsoft security essentials

which refuses to do anything because I have windows defender due to using windows 8.1

while windows defender says there is nothing wrong

1:41 AM

looks like one of my xbox game disks got baked by leaving it in the sun for too long

civilization-5 civ-5-gods-and-kings

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Q: Missing oil graphic

Alright, I am completely tired of having to remember which tiles have oil because for some reason they never show up if they are on water or if some sort of improvement has been made on an oil land tile. There has to be some sort of fix made from a mod I just can't find it. If it helps I am playi...

@kalina Facebook is malware.

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@LessPop_MoreFizz What, no it isn't.

@LessPop_MoreFizz I agree

I guess I will run a full system scan as a precaution

I bet it's EOS triggering a false positive

@kalina EOS?

1:48 AM

it's the only unsigned executable I've run in ages

Elder Scrolls Online

Such an obvious acronym (sarcasm)

Is the acronym really EOS even though the words are in a different order or is this some kind of derisive joke about it?

@ElfSlice Wrong.

no my brain might be malfunctioning

@MechanicalLoon What? Facebook is definitely not malware

Disliking something doesn't make it malware

interesting, the installer isn't in my downloads folder

1:51 AM

badware maybe

@ElfSlice Facebook is evil.

@MechanicalLoon no, brain malfunction

Install_ESO_Beta.exe

That also doesn't make it malware.

@MechanicalLoon says the google employee!

I consider McAfee and Norton malware.

1:52 AM

I do consider McAfee and Norton to be malware though

I laughed when Facebook said "You have malware, install McAfee!"

@ElfSlice DKR speed run on AGDQ starting now.

@MechanicalLoon @El

@MechanicalLoon What. Awesome.

DKR is the best game ever.

They're doing a 100% run.

I can't watch streams, but cool.

Nice.

I've completed that game so many times it's not even funny

He's doing a run as TT, though.

That's weird.

1:53 AM

TT isn't that much better than anybody else

But he's the best.

TT is significantly better than everyone else.

I like Conker.

I always used Tiptup when I played as a kid.

@MechanicalLoon Nah, he's not that much better if you know what you're doing.

More recently if I play I use Timber or whatever.

1:54 AM

MBraedley

The least expensive Nvidia GTX780 is over $500 :(

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Q: Link artes explanation

I'm new in this website and also new in playing Tales of Xillia (PS3). I have a doubt in link-artes, and I couldn't find the answer nowhere.... please sorry for beeing noob... Well... considering my main character...is it possible to perform a link arte only with my first-set arte (the one that I...

tales-of-xillia

I went to college with that guy ^

that video is hilarious

MBraedley

might have to settle for a 760

@kalina Norton is the worst kind of virus

1:55 AM

Wizpig vs Krunch

Which one is TT AGAIN? The clock?

@Wipqozn Yeah.

It's short for TimeTrial.

TIL

you tube music awards are an actual thing

1:57 AM

I'm guessing they're using an emulator?

I should play DKR again. That game was great.

interesting

@Wipqozn It's the best game.

I kind of want to watch the stream but streams don't work for me

=[

Twitch sucks

it doesn't have a low bandwidth mode any more

It used to I'm pretty sure.

i.e. low quality stream

Speedrunning games is not the correct way to play them anyway.

spugsley

HI GUYS

@spugsley Hello capslock

1:59 AM

@ElfSlice ...

DKR has the best music too.

I could actually time my mass effect playthroughs doing 100%

because I'm confident I'm several hours better than most of the times reported in various places

@ElfSlice Love this music.

2:00 AM

@MechanicalLoon Yessss.

I should dig my N64 out and play through it again.

One or several times.

@ElfSlice I have to assume you played through Adventure 2?

@MechanicalLoon Oh yes, I've done them both tons of times.

Are they doing adventure 2?

Q: Can a single player build a clan dojo?

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Is it possible for an one-or-two-person clan to build a dojo? If so, what are the resources involved? I'd like to experience the whole Dojo building experience so I don't plan to join an existing Clan with a dojo already.

warframe

@ElfSlice No, they're doing normal adventure.

Good.

2:01 AM

Adventure 2 really threw me off as a kid.

Are they doing the silver coin challenges too? And the arenas? And trophies?

The mirrored stages was weird enough, but the silver coin locations were awful.

@ElfSlice 100%, so it includes all those things.

Cool.

I wonder how long it will take them.

In this kind of thing do you expect them to never make mistakes?

Or is that only for TAS speedruns

@ElfSlice It's more of a casual run, since it's all live.

In a World-Record run the mistakes are minimal, but this is more of a demonstration.

DKR is awesome

Hovercrafts are the best.

Best vehicle.

Ullallulloo

2:06 AM

link?

@Ullallulloo twitch.tv

It's on the homepage thur

Risk of Rain win number 2 complete! :D

@Fluttershy Awesome. What classes?

@ElfSlice I was Acrid and @FAE was the sniper.

Wow

That sounds impossible

2:10 AM

@ElfSlice I thought we would've needed to be tankier, but it actually went well.

@ElfSlice I think this guy is tapping every race. The trick where if you press A repeatedly you go faster than if you just hold A.

He must have popeye forearms from that.

@ElfSlice I did get an early Infusion though, which helped.

@MechanicalLoon I never actually knew that. That sounds stupid.

Neither of us had a Guardian Heart and we still did pretty well.

@ElfSlice I heard about it as a kid and my friend confirmed through tests.

Q: Can a single player build a clan dojo?

2:11 AM

Does it work with all vehicles?

Jin

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Is it possible for an one-or-two-person clan to build a dojo? If so, what are the resources involved? I'd like to experience the whole Dojo building experience so I don't plan to join an existing Clan with a dojo already.

warframe

halp

Not sure; it definitely works with the car.

The car is fun, but hovercraft is the best.

Hovercraft was my least favorite.

I liked doing levels that supported it with alternate vehicles, though.

Using the car on the first wintery level (that was usually in a plane) was really fun.

I don't understand why people hate it so much.

2:13 AM

I feel so bad that I don't remember all the level names.

The hovercraft doesn't even slide around

I didn't say the hovercraft was bad.

I probably can't name them all offhand but I bet I can place them with an image if I heard the names

It was my least favorite out of 3 awesome vehicles.

The one with the footprints had the best music

The hovercraft is also the fastest.

RedRiderX

2:16 AM

UGH CALL CENTERS

Now I want to play Diddy Kong Racing again. :(

@FAE Me too!

I'm gonna hook my n64 up I think

Jungle Falls, that was it

CC @MechanicalLoon

Best music

@ElfSlice I shall enjoy it vicariously through you, seeing as you said the enhanced remake sucks.

@FAE The DS one is garbage.

Don't ever play it

@ElfSlice I played Jungle Falls so many times in a row.

2:18 AM

It feels like a completely different game

I was trying to beat those times at the end credits.

Terrible physics, all the rare characters are gone, too much stupid touchscreen stuff, the genie sounds american

@ElfSlice Removed all the Rare characters?

How...

@MechanicalLoon Yeah, Rare left nintendo

Well maybe not all of them

diddy is still there

there's some new kongs too

Ew.

2:19 AM

Banjo and Krunch are gone

Conker is gone I think

RedRiderX

@ElfSlice Very Nice

I forget

I borrowed it from my dad and played it like once and then gave it back

The only thing I think was a good idea was the TT challenge where you get to draw a track and then race TT on it

The 3DS version of Ocarina of Time is so good.

It sucks that they were able to screw up DKR so bad.

Anyone remember Crimson Skies?

I was so disappointed.

The coin challenges are stupid too.

You fly around as the genie in first person along rails and tap balloons.

2:21 AM

@Fluttershy I remember that it existed.

They went way overboard with the stupid touchscreen

I never played it.

Crimson Skies was so much fun. Especially the multiplayer. I wish it'd get re-made.

And there's like vehicle upgrades and stuff

28 mins ago, by ElfSlice

This gets me every time

Krunch is pretty terrible

It took me a few tries to beat wizpig with him

2:26 AM

@ElfSlice Got to the part where he kept saying Chateau Romani but not the way that Sir Ron Lionheart said it and had to stop.

KitSox

HAMMERTIME!

@MechanicalLoon I didn't actually get that joke

@ElfSlice youtube.com/user/SirRonLionHeart

Older stuff is better.

I'm not going through that entire channel to find the relevant thing.

He does eventually beat wizpig

Meh.

user15026

2:27 AM

flops in, tired and sick and annoyed at stupid old dudes who didn't want to hire her

@MechanicalLoon My internet is bad enough as it is =[

MBraedley

@AshleyNunn Oh, that sucks. Hope you find something soon.

IndieGameStand is streaming Paper Sorcerer

This game looks rad

@AshleyNunn :( Got the call back?

Tim Stone

2:42 AM

@AshleyNunn Did you tell them that you know @Sterno?