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12:02 PM
insert coin
 
@fredley does it work?
 
yes
 
insert coin
 
@MartinSojka I don't want to
 
12:15 PM
@fredley I know this feeling, looking for an apartment in Copenhagen, it is not that bad but pretty close
 
@Blem-baFett I live in London
If anything it's worse
 
@fredley castles are much better value for money
 
@kalina TCOO is pretty high
 
London housing is stupid
 
12:26 PM
@kalina I agree
 
I looked there when I was planning to move to London and just decided it wasn't worth it
London isn't special enough to be graced with my presence
 
@kalina If the roof starts leaking on your house, it's a pain. If your castle roof needs repairing you're down another few million
 
yes but think of the parties
 
@kalina Who do you think you are, the queen of England?
 
@kalina And Nottingham is?
@kalina Yeh. Everyone would have to dress formally all the time
 
12:28 PM
@PrivatePansy pssh, I'm far better than that unelected commoner
@fredley I don't live in Nottingham
 
@kalina commoner kraut
 
I live in a huge house in an entirely different area code
 
@kalina S*******s was special?
 
fuck that shithole
 
@kalina Well quite
 
12:29 PM
also
remember how I said "damn, I need to move"
you thought I was joking
 
@fredley I can see why people rent now.
 
@kalina Did I?
 
accidentally revealed my location, moved house to invalidate it
@fredley ...
 
@badp Because purchasing London property is impossible?
 
l2read
 
12:30 PM
Purchasing anything other than a council flat requires half a million pounds
Half a fucking million pounds
 
WOW
I AM BEING OPPRESSED
 
@kalina *got fired
 
CRY
YELP
SOMEBODY PAY ATTENTION
even the spam limiter is oppressing me
this is a conspiracy!
@fredley perhaps I did that on purpose
who knows? who cares? you decide!
 
@kalina Yes. Your response to the firing just screamed deliberate.
@kalina EPIC CHAT BATTLES OF HISTORY
 
@fredley I am a world class actress
 
12:31 PM
@fredley ...
 
WORLD CLASS
 
@kalina It's a small world
 
Ewwwww
 
UPUC CHAT BATTLES OF STACK EXCHAAAAAAAAAANGE
 
@kalina so when you say innocent...
 
12:32 PM
@badp oh no, that's legit
 
@kalina UPUC CHUT BUTTLES OF STUCK EXCHUUUUUUUNGE
 
I'm also an angel
with wings, and everything
 
@fredley You could add a couple more "U"'s in there.
 
@fredley UUUUWU CWUH BUWWUS UW STUW UWUUUUUNG
 
STOP SHOUTING
 
12:33 PM
buttles
 
I had a halo as well, but when I was cast down from the heavens it killed the dinosaurs so I left it be
 
I'm too old for this
 
@PrivatePansy ...
 
@Pansold
 
@kalina Did you just say that you are about the same age as @Sterno?
 
12:33 PM
*yells at y'all kids to get off my lawn*
 
yawn Afternoon.
 
@Arperum hah
I am immortal, I don't age
age locked at 19
 
@kalina STILL OLD
 
@Arperum SO IS YOUR FACE
 
@kalina Nope, I distinctly remember your un-teening
 
12:34 PM
2 mins ago, by kalina
@fredley I am a world class actress
 
EVERYTHING KALINA SAYS IS A LIE: DATA ACCEPTED
 
EVERYTHING @FREDLEY SAYS IS IN CODE BLOCKS: DATA ACCEPTED
 
@fredley I've been saying that for months.
 
@kalina SYNTAX ERROR: DATA REJECTED
 
@kalina Hah, in that case we would be the same age tomorrow.
 
12:36 PM
EVERYTHING ANYONE SAYS IS POTENTIALLY A LIE: DATA ACCEPTED
DATA CONSISTENCY ERROR: REDO FROM START
 
the only things in this world that are a lie is politics, religion, consumerism, communism, ismism, and cake
except angel cake
which as you know, is an angel, covered in cake
 
@kalina ...and you are an angel?
 
sigh
 
oh hello, @FEichinger
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@fredley This.
 
12:37 PM
@FEichinger IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY TOMORROW?
 
@Arperum That
 
@kalina Wrong ping.
 
OMG YOU'RE SO OLD
 
@kalina ...
 
@fredley These.
 
12:38 PM
@Arperum Those
 
But, yes, it's my birthday tomorrow. And, yes, I'm so old.
 
@fredley when you were born you were so ugly that the doctor threw you out of the window and the window threw you back
 
@FEichinger You turn 19 or something?
 
@kalina That almost makes sense. 6/10 for effort.
 
@fredley thanks
 
12:39 PM
@Arperum As a matter of fact, I do.
Completely unrelated, why is there porn in the star list?
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@FEichinger That's so young
 
@FEichinger how is that unrelated to angel cake?
 
@FEichinger Tomorrow you'll be able to say "I remember being young like it was yesterday, BECAUSE IT WAS"
 
@kalina ... That ... I didn't think of that.
 
@FEichinger because the guy next to @PrivatePansy was watching porn, read the star list
 
12:40 PM
@Blem-baFett I don't recommend anybody actually "reads" the star list
liable to brain damage at certain times
glance at it and take them out of context like the out of context stars they are
you all see me say "I'm an angel" and assuming I'm one of the good guys, I'm actually the angel of death. I killed all of Egypt's's firstborns
 
@Arperum I have the "I'm so old" feeling every day, because people constantly think I'm like, late twenties, or something.
 
there is not a darker heart in the known universe
 
@kalina Nobody's assuming you're one of the good guys. NOPE.
NOBODY.
 
THE ONLY INDIVIDUAL IN HISTORY WITH A HIGHER KILL COUNT THAN HITLER
 
@kalina YHWH?
 
12:43 PM
...
This channel is english, no hebrew here
 
@FEichinger Got a beard? If so: shave and you look way younger. I have a babyface without my beard.
 
@Arperum Doesn't change much, for me. It's still usually ~mid-20s without the beard ...
 
@kalina it wasn't hebrew given that the letters aren't hebrew
 
@Arperum he is old looking
like, Sterno old
he must have had a hard life
@KevinvanderVelden GOOGLE SAYS
 
@kalina Not that old looking, come on!
 
12:45 PM
Google overrules
I'm bored now
 
0
Q: Algorithm to find one unique number in one million and 1 numbers

VickyI have been asked this question in an interview. In 1 million and 1 numbers, all the numbers having the duplicate except only one number. How to find that one number ? I got an idea to use EXOR gate but i still lagging in deploying that . Please help me. which algorithm we have to use in order ...

I've seen people using Stack Exchange to do their homework for them, but never their interviews...
Also why is this on codegolf?
 
@Wipqozn This is the second time today I see that question.
 
Also I still can't believe code golf exists.
 
@Wipqozn cat file | sort | uniq -d
Done
 
The other one had multiple answers.
 
12:48 PM
In other news, I have an important announcement to make!
 
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Q: algorithm to find 1 unique number in million numbers

user3095838I have been asked this question in an interview. In 1 million numbers, all the numbers having the duplicate except only one number. How to find that one number ? which algorithm we have to use in order to find time and space complexity ? I got an idea to use EXOR gate but i still lagging in deplo...

 
@Wipqozn waits in anticipation
 
@Wipqozn well go make it somewhere else
 
@Wipqozn waiting
 
Come on, guys, you know he just wants you to wait, but he'll never deliver.
 
12:50 PM
@FEichinger You should at least have pinged @Wipqozn
 
@FEichinger jokes on him, my ADD kicked in and now I don't care
 
@FEichinger that's why I told @Wipqozn to go make it somewhere else
 
@Arperum Pings are overrated.
 
@FEichinger What do you know about imaginary internet points? You are just a baby that looks like an old man.
 
@Arperum :(
 
12:52 PM
@FEichinger Sorry, could not resist.
 
IMAGINARY INTERNET POINTS ARE THE BEST THINGS
 
And cue the cheevo whore. :P
 
I am not a whore
 
0
Q: Turn off sound for friendlogin on xbox 360 but not for achievment pop?

Chris_45Is it possible to just turn off sound for friendlogin on xbox 360 but not for achievment pop?

 
way to kill the conversation
good game
pats self on back
 
12:59 PM
I was thinking about a retort ... But I couldn't find one I could post here ...
 
post it anyway
I'll feel much better if I can flag you and get you banned
 
:(
You wouldn't flag it anyway ...
 
you don't know that, flags are anonymous
oh right, you were trying to resolve your insecurity
no, of course I wouldn't flag you
*cough*
 
PSH!
 
ISN'T IT ABOUT TIME FOR ANOTHER EPIC RAP BATTLE/
 
1:03 PM
Of course she wouldn't flag you! That's what sockpuppets are for
 
@kalina ... I don't know and don't care. Ask @fredley.
 
@kalina NO
 
you should care
 
@kalina They are not. There is just no gui for the sender, but Manis had some script to expose it.
 
ERB is literally the best thing on the internet
 
1:03 PM
@kalina Noooopeee.
 
@kalina I thought arqade was the best thing on the internet?
 
@kalina ...
 
fml
I just broke a nail opening a can of espresso
this is the worst day of my life
 
Awww, poor @kalina.
 
think of it as a weight loss opportunity
 
1:08 PM
@badp ...
you're such an ass sometimes
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ALL OF YOU
especially @Wipqozn
 
@kalina Zeroth world problems.
 
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Q: What's an efficent algorithim to find one unique number in a set of 1 millions numbers?

user3095838I have been asked this question in an interview. In 1 million numbers, all numbers have a duplicate except for one number. How to find that one number? Which algorithm should I use to get a good time and space complexity? I got an idea to use EXOR gate but I'm still lagging in deploying that.

 
hey you probably have optimized all other metrics.
 
@Wipqozn Scroll up.
 
It's nice to see the difference between us and SO.
 
1:09 PM
20 mins ago, by Arperum
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Q: algorithm to find 1 unique number in million numbers

user3095838I have been asked this question in an interview. In 1 million numbers, all the numbers having the duplicate except only one number. How to find that one number ? which algorithm we have to use in order to find time and space complexity ? I got an idea to use EXOR gate but i still lagging in deplo...

 
I just edited that question because it's tags, title and grammar were horrible.
 
@Wipqozn us and every other stack exchange site tbh
 
It was there for 4 hours. We'd have fixed it up within 30 minutes.
 
@PrivatePansy this is exactly what I did when it broke
everybody in the office looking at me like I just lost a hand
 
1:10 PM
@kalina You jumped on your table and started tantrumming uncontrollably?
 
22 mins ago, by Kevin van der Velden
@Wipqozn cat file | sort | uniq -d
 
@kalina Yeah, all those other site exchange sites are terrible compared to us. We're the best.
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@Wipqozn starred for SO TRUE IT HURTS
@Arperum that's not a tantrum
that is the start of some serious lasting trauma
 
oh right, I forgot to make my important announcement!
 
@kalina The hurt would probably your nail. Or something.
 
1:11 PM
I hope you guys are ready for this, because this news is amazing!
 
@Wipqozn We all moved on
 
Okay, are you ready? Are you
 
3 mins ago, by kalina
you're such an ass sometimes
 
@FEichinger Thanks, I try.
anyways, it turns out that I
 
he just left again
 
1:12 PM
@Wipqozn Can still randomly leave.
 
I don't condone mod abuse, but I hope @badp just kicked him
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@kalina @badp should kick him over and over every time he enters now.
 
I'm afraid my kick powers don't yet work mid-sentence
lame, I know.
 
@FEichinger This. So much this.
 
@badp you could have had me fooled
 
1:13 PM
@badp Your mod powers don't scare me. Work on it.
 
see, I could've kicked you before 'fooled'
 
I've been kicked from SE chat mid-sentence
 
@badp I do post my sentences half a sentence at a time though
sometimes less
 
@PrivatePansy you aren't scared because you don't have anything to be afraid of. Be more interesting! :P
 
puts @PrivatePansy out
 
1:22 PM
>_> ohai
 
@EonRustedduPlessis welcome!
 
@kalina Hey, I'm not on fire
 
that's true!
 
it's got more horses in it!
 
1:34 PM
@kalina Welp.
 
@kalina uuhm woh, HEY GUYS, OUR NEW HARDWARE IS BETTER THAN 9 YEAR OLD HARDWARE
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@KevinvanderVelden mobile
 
@FEichinger meh, the impressive bit is indeed the power consumption/efficiency
 
@kalina This basically means questions like "WHY DOES XBOX EMULATOR NOT WOKR ON PHONE!!"
 
@Arperum which then is followed by the beautiful and expedient rush to the flag -> offtopic button
 
1:46 PM
0
Q: minecraft launcher 1.3.7 problem

Mojahed[16:33:33 WARN]: Couldn't download https://libraries.minecraft.net/org/lwjgl/lwjgl/lwjgl_util/2.9.1-nightly-20131120/lwjgl_util-2.9.1-nightly-20131120.jar for job 'Version & Libraries' java.net.SocketTimeoutException: connect timed out at java.net.TwoStacksPlainSocketImpl.socketConnect(Native...

 
@KevinvanderVelden flag? nooooooooooob!!!!!1one
 
@Lazers I don't play Minecraft, but it seems the only question anyone is asking is how to launch the damn thing
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JVM is murder
also no one can stop mr domino
 
Er, do I actually make profit on a item I sell for more when the price goes up?
 
1:52 PM
Dec 27 '13 at 15:29, by FEichinger
@Lazers I have this weird feeling that almost every Minecraft question is either "Y U NO CONNECT?!", "REDSTUNE, DURR!" or "ALL TEH MODS ARE BREAKING!" ...
 
@Meraj99 Isn't that the meaning of profit? Earning more than you payed for something.
 
@FEichinger Approved.
@Arperum Well, I'm not so sure that's the way it works with TF2 keys.
 
Well the game is almost four years old at this stage and the the last substantial change to gameplay mechanics was quite a while ago
 
Cause, the price goes up too.
 
I'm pretty sure most gameplay questions (apart from Redstone which is basically digital logic) have been asked by now.
 
1:54 PM
@Meraj99 Still profit, less profit than the inflation maybe, but still profit.
@Macha Most new questions are about some mods.
 
Also, the Minecraft Login servers apparently only have 90% uptime 0_0
 
@Arperum I so want to get this key someone is selling for 1.33. (It's worth 7)
 
@Macha One nine is pretty hard to hit.
 
It means they've been done for the equivalent of 3 entire days this month :P
 
@MechanicalLoon Who'd you like the movie?
 
1:58 PM
@Macha That would be 50% uptime since it's the 6th now.
 

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