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5:01 PM
OK, apparently some guy found out that recording a sex video of himself and a girl over the age of consent, but under the age of 18, is considered child pornography in the US.
I'm just trying to figure out how it can be legal to have consensual sex but not legal to record it.
 
@Powerlord Believe age of consent is a state law while age in media is federal law.
 
@James I think so too.
 
Also, because everyone needs to see this:
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All this laws about age of consent and what not are just retarded. Especially since they are different in every state and country.
 
5:09 PM
Great my phone is going to go flat before I get home
 
@fbueckert That just... i don't..
 
@Powerlord In some cases it's the age of consent can be as low as 12 if they're married.
 
Now THAT is how to play basketball.
 
@Ullallulloo I think only Vatican has 12 as the age of consent. Which is not really surprising...
 
@ChrisHateZ They don't have any residents that young, so they never bothered to change it, 12 was Italy's age when the vatican was made.
 
5:14 PM
@RonanForman Yes i am aware of that fact. They should have changed it anyway.
AoC should be 14 everywhere. Definitely not lower, no reason for it to be higher.
 
Surely there should be no age in the Vatican what with the abstinence
14?
 
@kalina Got an argument why not?
 
I wasn't arguing
 
Alright then.
 
@ChrisHateZ Also Argentina.
 
5:18 PM
@Ullallulloo It's 13 in Argentina.
 
14 is a bit young to be reproducing
 
@ChrisHateZ Okay.
 
@kalina I was talking about having sex, not reproduction.
 
@kalina Actually reading up on it, you're right.
 
@kalina You really want to be out of school first.
 
5:19 PM
It's illegal outside of marriage in the Vatican.
 
This topic is getting sort of uncomfortable.
 
And 14 in the minimum age for marriage.
 
One leads to the other
 
@fbueckert You're American, aren't you?
 
@ChrisHateZ Canadian.
 
5:20 PM
Don't insult him
 
@kalina ^_^
 
@fbueckert I'm fine dropping it.
 
I actually like Canadians. I'll never forgive them for Justin Bieber, but i like them.
 
@fbueckert help, I'm down to 12k :S
 
@iKlsR What are you transporting?
 
5:22 PM
The buses broke me.. what industry can I tap
@fbueckert just people atm
 
Grrrr Rogue Legacy still not out. I'm losing my patience!
 
@iKlsR From town to town?
 
@fbueckert yeah, I have 4 towns linked
 
@iKlsR People are one of the more volatile goods you can transport.
What you get paid depends on not only on volume, but the time it takes.
At the beginning, you're better served transporting non-volatile goods.
 
@fbueckert ah, ok.
 
5:25 PM
Or, if you can field the cash, transporting people from one town in the corner of the map to the other via airports.
That's cash in the bank.
 
I'll invest in some rails soon.
Jackie Chan
my company is quite broke..
 
@iKlsR It's usually a good idea to start with them.
It's how you'll be transporting the vast majority of your goods.
 
@fbueckert ok, thanks for the tips. :)
 
@iKlsR Enjoy! OpenTTD is huge.
And it's open source, so you can tweak it if you like.
 
Time to google "OpenTTD"
 
5:28 PM
Yeah, I'm pretty good with SDL.. so I might do that soon.
 
Oooh, i know that game.
Is it any good?
 
@ChrisHateZ only way to know is try it.
 
Oh god, why do I have the Dig Dug music stuck in my head?!
 
@iKlsR Good point.
Waiting for Rogue Legacy to get out though. Don't think I'll be playing anything else.
I do hope it wont be as hard as demo lol.
 
@ChrisHateZ If you like transporting tycoon games.
 
5:33 PM
@Ullallulloo And building vast, sprawling rail networks.
 
ok I am home
 
@kalina I am not jealous
 
@kalina good to hear
 
One of my friends wants the RPGMaker thing on Steam for some reason.
It's only $70 with $140 of DLC!!!
 
5:48 PM
Have you told this friend that such an idea is not smart?
 
@ShotgunNinja Well, he realizes he can't afford it at the moment.
The problem being the "at the moment" part.
 
Have you told him that RPG maker sucks?
 
@ShotgunNinja Yes
 
Welp, my work here is done.
Extolling the negative value of RPG Maker.
 
So, on to work complaints. I was given directions to write some new test cases for an app I've just been assigned to. Problem is, I was only given the app specs and no specifics.
And now the PM won't answer my IMs or email.
 
5:51 PM
Tell him to try 001 Engine if he wants to make small games.
 
@Powerlord Is the PM at lunch?
 
10$ and he unlocks all features.
 
@ShotgunNinja No, I heard him talking to one of the other devs a few minutes ago.
 
@Powerlord Cool.
What sort of app is this?
 
@ShotgunNinja This sort of app.
 
user15026
5:53 PM
@Powerlord Can you talk to him directly?
 
(I say that because that's the old version)
 
Oh, just a web app for reporting and checking surface water data around the state?
 
@ShotgunNinja Basically.
 
Also, blegh, .gov website maintenance...
You sir have quite a pitiable profession.
 
I certainly pity him
especially now my hair no longer smells like the center of london
 
5:55 PM
@kalina What does the center of london smell like?
 
ass
 
@ShotgunNinja Well, it could be worse. We could have to update this version instead of throwing it out and doing a new version.
 
@kalina I was gonna say, like a hole in the world, or a great big pit, that is filled with people who are filled with shit?
 
-.-
 
See also Sweeney Todd
 
5:56 PM
The other "it could be worse" being "I could be unemployed"
 
I wish London was a hole in the world
 
Look at me, Mrs. Lovett, look at you.
 
I guess I'll just get back to drying my hair
 
Ok, I need a frame of reference here...
Someone tell if this makes sense or not:
Prize List

Prizes (1 – 25):

Amounts: $4.50, $2.50 ...

* Non flowering house plant
* House plant, with bloom
* Floral arrangement in a vase not fresh flowers, min 8”, max 10” from base to top of arrangement
* Table runner made from fabric
...
* Shopping bag—made from fabric, current theme
...
* Apron, adult, full apron with pocket
* Old ink well
...
 
6:02 PM
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@kalina Still employed?
 
@ChrisHateZ It's available
 
Also, I wish Test Manager would let me connect to two different projects so I can see how our other tests are laid out at the same time I'm entering these.
 
@SaintWacko Yup. Jut got out minute ago.
They put it on GoG and Desura too.
 
It doesn't help since I'm entering these solely off the specs, I have to make some WAGs.
 
6:04 PM
@SaintWacko Have fun!
 
STILL NO STEAM SALE
Valve are master trolls.
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@ChrisHateZ Downloading now
 
Ok, Rogue Legacy looks pretty fun.
 
@fbueckert Yup yup.
Brushed up my skills for it in the demo. Now it's time to kick some ass in full version!
@fbueckert If judged by the demo it's quite hard too.
 
@OrigamiRobot yes
 
6:11 PM
@kalina Yay!
 
new HIB weekly is Shank stuff
@StrixVaria I guess it'll start next week then
July... 2nd I guess?
 
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George Dubya Bush and Saddam talked it all out. They came to an agreement to set up a Counter-Strike: Source server.
 
Is CS:GO on the Steam Linux games list?
 
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
throws hair straighteners out of the window
 
6:18 PM
@Powerlord Not yet.
 
@Ullallulloo Figures, it's the only CS game that doesn't.
 
@kalina hehe. I'm so glad i don't have long hair anymore.
 
it's like POOF, hair everywhere
and my hair is saying to my straighteners YOU SHALL NOT PASS
 
The longest hair i had was till the neck i think, and it was hell.
Started shaving my head like 2 years ago, much better.
 
FAE
@kalina That's pretty much what my hair says to curlers.
 
6:29 PM
bla
it's the dilemma of our gender
straight haired girls want wavey hair
 
Finally, I have access to the app on the dev server.
 
wavey haired girls want straight hair
 
I want tasty bacon.
 
Straight hair looks better in most cases.
 
I'm just glad my hair isn't fully curly
 
FAE
6:32 PM
@kalina I only ever really curled/put it up for prom and such, but my friend would have to start at like 9am for a dance that started at 7pm to get my hair set.
It was a long process.
 
oh it can take me upto 90 minutes to fully straighten my hair
 
@kalina Hair straighteners are an abomination.
Long live wavy hair!
 
FAE
I have that stereotypical dead straight heavy Asian genes hair though, so.
 
it's far worse when I spend a day in a city because of the humidity
 
I'm so glad I'm a guy and don't have to worry with all of that.
 
6:33 PM
especially on the tube
 
FAE
Which means I don't really have to worry about poofiness or flyaways at least.
 
Bacon, bacon, who's got the bacon?
 
well if I don't sort out my hair tonight, it will look like I was electrocuted in my sleep by the morning
 
@kalina is that bad? That's why I shower in the mornings
 
I wish I had naturally straight hair
@Sconibulus you totally don't get it
if I wash my hair in the morning it will be lunchtime or later before it dries properly
 
6:35 PM
@kalina NO
 
@kalina How long is it?
 
past shoulder length?
 
@kalina oh... wow... that's scary
 
Down with straight hair!
 
@kalina Consider making it shorter?
 
6:37 PM
@OrigamiRobot Straight hair is awesome!
 
straight hair is the best hair
@ChrisHateZ no, that's disastrous
 
curly hair is the best hair
 
@fbueckert You're wrong.
 
@OrigamiRobot Straight hair is the best.
 
unless you're talking about guys. Then all hair of any kind is gross
 
6:37 PM
11 secs ago, by OrigamiRobot
@fbueckert You're wrong.
 
@Sterno haha
 
@Sterno alopecia ftw?
 
@Sterno you like bald women? do you shave all of your daughter's hair off?
 
Wavy hair is best hair.
 
@kalina Read what I wrote again
 
FAE
6:38 PM
@OrigamiRobot I have straight hair. :(
 
wavy hair \o/
@Sterno your punctuation is weird
 
@FAE I'm sorry for your loss.
 
@FAE Which is great!
 
All men should be bald. Picard-style.
 
So.... nVidia delayed its game system for a month... the day before it was supposed to launch.
@Sterno Make it so!
 
6:39 PM
@Sterno to baldly go where no man has gone before
ho ho ho
 
@Sterno Only those that can't grow a proper head of hair would say this.
Me, I have curly hair of doom.
 
like I said, I'm glad my hair isn't full on curly
 
Men should get two choices. Be a man and shave it all off, or be a girl and get a Bieber cut.
 
@Sterno I have a goofy shaped head. Hair makes it look pseudo-normal.
 
@fbueckert Shave it all!
 
FAE
6:40 PM
@ChrisHateZ It's like 2.5 feet long or so atm.
@Sterno Noooooo, guys with long hair are hot.
 
@ChrisHateZ You crazy? It's incredibly curly, but I can do damn near anything with it.
 
@FAE Remember when Jin cut his hair?
 
@FAE Don't care, straight hair all the way!
 
FAE
@OrigamiRobot Don't make me cry again. T_T
 
@FAE Give it 100 years. When your choices are "bald" or "Bieber cut", all women will find bald men sexy.
 
6:41 PM
I am putting @ChrisHateZ on ignore!
 
@OrigamiRobot =p
 
@OrigamiRobot Why would a robot care about hair?
 
@OrigamiRobot I also have a goofy head
 
FAE
@OrigamiRobot Well, I like it long, so it's not a negative for me, haha. Though it is warm in summer.
 
Except women who don't find men sexy. I don't expect baldness to have an impact on that.
 
6:41 PM
Rare are those girls that look good with curly hair.
 
@Powerlord Reasons.
 
I like it long too
...wait, are we still talking about hair?
 
That flag...
 
@kalina Aham.
 
@kalina I was going to star it and then you ruined it.
 
6:43 PM
@kalina Or Fruit By The Foot
 
FAE
@OrigamiRobot someone here had some of that recently I seem to recall
 
@FAE Do you like being able to share your hair-related frustration with them? :P
 
Or spaghetti
 
FAE
@badp I like pretty men. :3
 
...duh
 
6:44 PM
Oh god. I take back everything I just said.
 
FAE
@Sterno @_<
 
This aggression cannot stand.
 
@Sterno just think of the savings on hair products
 
@Sterno Block it! Block it now!
 
@Sterno Who is this girl?
 
6:44 PM
Bieber ruined bald.
 
@Sterno flagged as offensive
 
We need a flag as bieber
When the flag is validated, the poster gets to listen to "baby baby baby ooooh" for 10 hours
and reloading doesn't help
 
...to MSO!
 
The only guy on this planet who still looks girly even when bald...
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FAE
@ChrisHateZ I'm not a Bieber fan but there's nothing wrong with girly looking guys.
 
6:48 PM
@FAE Oh, don't get me wrong. I love girly-looking guys.
 
@RonanForman I did not know Etho mentioned you in his video!
 
@FAE Happily, I am not at all girly looking.
 
FAE
@fbueckert Aw.
 
@FAE Women and men should look distinctly different so as to avoid awkward situations.
 
FAE
6:50 PM
@OrigamiRobot ...wat
 
@FAE I am very, very male, and I like it that way.
 
On a related note, I saw The Crying Game with my mom when I was about 14. That was awkward.
 
@FAE AWKWARD!
 
@OrigamiRobot NO!
 
44 secs ago, by OrigamiRobot
@FAE AWKWARD!
 
FAE
6:52 PM
@fbueckert Eh, nothing wrong with that, just saying I don't think binary gender presentation is the be-all-end-all.
 
@James Ages ago, yeah.
 
@OrigamiRobot I already said I was sorry for hitting on you
 
@RonanForman Yeah, episode 87... I was like HEY! I know that name! :D
 
@FAE No, it's not. I have a friend who's partner is very hard to tell is female. I had to do a double take.
 
What does it mean to be "very, very male"? They only thing I can come up with would get me banned for saying in chat.
 
6:53 PM
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Q: What is the core technique used by real time multi-player gaming servers?

AdityaDo servers like SmartFox or Player.io use sockets at the core to connect to clients lets say with Flash as3 ??

 
FAE
@Sterno I don't know.
 
@FAE Awkward. Situations.
 
Jan 22 at 3:32, by fbueckert
user image
 
@fbueckert Why does that girl have a beard?
 
FAE
@OrigamiRobot Are someone else's problem. No one should "have" to present in a certain manner just to meet someone else's expectations.
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6:54 PM
...where's a stare when you need one.
 
@Sterno This comment made me giggle so hard.
 
@Sterno Forget that, what about the horrifying picture behind her!
 
@James Anyway, all my videos from last week are finally up, check the ending to episode one, I think its really funny
 
@RonanForman URL?
 
@FAE ... that's the problem...
 
6:56 PM
 
What's Origami's gender?
 
@ChrisHateZ Robot.
 
FAE
@OrigamiRobot I have no idea what you're trying to say here anymore, and I need to go eat dinner.
 
I'm pretty sure to get the second "very" in "very, very male" you need to be cutting a tree down with an axe, in the winter, with your shirt off. While eating bacon.
 
@FAE Good apetite.
 
6:57 PM
Pft
Nice pre-intro :P
 
@James Jokes at your expense are always good.
 
@Sterno mmmm
 
@FAE By saying "Are someone else's problem." That someone else is me. I don't like people forcing me to make a guess where they'll be insulted if I'm wrong.
 
@Sterno Short hair, muscles, deeper voice, facial hair, flater, lower, and bigger brow, lower lips, wider jaw and chin, etc. I would guess.
 
@Ullallulloo eww
 

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