The Bridge

Scratch that

@5pike from which year is that pic? thats quite accurate

12:33 PM

@manish you are my favourite stack exchange person in general today

@LessPop_MoreFizz Revenge downvotes, worst downvotes.

@Wandang 1982

►

i love the part with dick dick dick

Because the rest of these people are being mean

@kalina they are not mean, they point out your flaws

12:35 PM

@kalina I AM NOT MEAN.

Meab maybe. But not mean.

@LessPop_MoreFizz you are not "people"

I have no flaws

I could not be more perfect than I am

I am an angel

That tastes like cake

@manish am too.

What better combination is there?

@LessPop_MoreFizz then you are mean

12:36 PM

@less no

@kalina angel covered in cake? CC @FEichinger

@kalina okay I was with you up until tastes like cake.

What's wrong with treating like cake?

...

Somebody just drive into my car

It is a somewhat disturbing invitation to consumption.

Aah autocorrect, makes you chat like you're drunk even when completely sober

12:37 PM

While I'm parked in a parking space

@kalina smelling like cheese does not make you a cheesecake :P

Your car just got hit while parked?

Brb

OrigamiRobot

Is @kalina still drunk?

Opooof. This has happened to me. Multiple times. It always sucks. :(

12:38 PM

@OrigamiRobot does that make a difference?

@LessPop_MoreFizz but at least the question of "Who's at fault" is easy to solve

@KevinvanderVelden You'd think so.

@KevinvanderVelden You are, of course, for parking like an idiot :P

FAE

My Playstation Vita got here today with my stuff from @Fluttershy. :D

OrigamiRobot

@Sterno

12:39 PM

This is so stupid

@boo I ALREADY MADE THIS JOKE

Somebody I work with just reversed out of his space and into the back of my car

stop WRITING IN HERE goddamnit

@Arperum I ALREADY MADE THIS JOKE

todays youth has no focus

12:40 PM

@OrigamiRobot YOU ARE THE WORST

@kalina Let the paperwork begin

better text what happens to me instead of reacting

Jeez stop sounding so old

@Sterno It's a joke that deserves multiple tellings

Because you are old, and that's funny

@kalina no mercy for a coworker. Call in cops, get a report, file insurance claims, etc. Etc.

12:40 PM

My parents are currently in some case where a moron drove into my dad's car (my borther of 3 was in the car too), two experts say "you drove into that car". And the dude is like "No way, I didn't, you rammed my way bigger car into the side of the road, I am not paying anything. To court!"(My words though.)

Well I work with him so I'm just going to wait until after lunch

OrigamiRobot

19 hours ago, by OrigamiRobot

@Sterno Life Hack!

@kalina I would do it ASAP. If you don't have proof that he ram into it, he can simply deny it.

Sigh... Life

@5pike This.

12:42 PM

I think the matching dent will be sufficient

in germany we would slap each others faces

with trout

But if not, the car park CCTV will cover it

@kalina Oh, that's nice.

it will show you texting in the car

which is not allowed

:D:D:D

12:43 PM

My car is not running

there was a country where that did not matter

@Wandang parked you can do damn near anything while parked.

@Wandang well that's a dumb country, was it america?

@KevinvanderVelden in that country you are not allowed to drink beer if the car is not on too

including sex

Q: Can Trinket from Timeless Curio be equipped together with there vendor version?

@kalina sex in public is forbidden

Lazers

12:45 PM

0

If I have an Alacrity of Xuen from a Timeless Curio can I then also equip a Timeless Alacrity of Xuen from vendor or will the unique-equip stop me?

world-of-warcraft

0

Q: Is it possible to merge a mii created on a wii with one created on a 3DS?

I have created a new Mii on my 3DS (not imported from a Wii) and set it up as my Mii-verse Mii. I was planning to copy my Wii profile to a Wii U in the future, is it possible to merge my Mii from my original Wii with the Mii from my 3DS in the Mii-verse?

wii 3ds wii-u miiverse

What I remember from driving school - The car is parked if 1) the motor is not running and 2) hands are off the steering wheel

@Wandang still gonna guess america, silly states have so many conflicting laws.

that reminds me

is there a stack exchange for fetish and sex?

Yes

@Wandang Sci Fi & Fantasy.SE

12:45 PM

It's called science fiction and fantasy

@Sterno rather off topic

...

inb4

Come on, dammed phone keyboard

3ventic

HATS IN CHAT

12:46 PM

2

Sex and Intimacy

Proposed Q&A site for consenting adults who engage, or want to, in intimate and/or sexual activity.

Currently in definition.

Kinda sorta

@3ventic ALL THE CHAT HATS

I want to be intimate in my sexual activities

Internet is down at work and I'm using my phone as a wifi hotspot, so you guys better be extra entertaining this morning

All the wrong buttons that close down tabs.

searching for sex tag on fantasy gives me: scifi.stackexchange.com/questions/37895/…

i cannot resist fapping to that hot story

@Sterno we're denying @kalina's starbaiting, is that entertaining enough?

12:47 PM

@Wandang the fuck?

I don't star bait

You all just misunderstand me

@5pike who doesnt like jabba

@Wandang the train-of-thought is just ... weird...

Okay. So this is pretty much the opposite of what I'm talking about.

@Sterno yeeaah, I'm happy I've got the burning extension installed

12:50 PM

One transcript peek later: I am so much in love with the ignore function.

What's the matter, @sterno?

A: How can I save progress on GTA V without access to cellphone?

0

לחעטעעחעחלגיעאלריnhgtrfdeffffff

Lazers

0

Q: How does Lag work in Minecraft Servers

I'v been wondering for a few days,how does lag work in Minecraft Servers? Is it the amount of RAM, Players, Both or Neither? I have heard it has something to do with ticks? Can someone please elaborate on this topic for me please?

minecraft

My wireless connection keeps dropping

where can i see my email adress for this site?

12:51 PM

So many invalid "not an answer" flags today

@arp has me on ignore

Phil

@Wandang Somebody flagged that

ThiefMaster

@Wandang Who the hell is flagging this without reading the context?!

@kalina Not you, @Wandang

Phil

Faggots are English meatballs!

12:52 PM

@kalina Ignoring you would be weird, that's like 50% of chat messages you're suddenly missing?

Lol

True

@KevinvanderVelden That, and way too entertaining.

@Phil flagged what

@phil lol that :D

@sterno amazingly you say there are loads of invalid ones but all of mine have been approved

Phil

Indeed

Popped up as a flag in the room I'm always in

12:53 PM

@kalina I'm at about a 60% disagree rate so far

@ThiefMaster no idea. ppl without time to read?

@thief lol context... You must be new here

@kalina FIX YOUR TYPO. FIX IT NOW.

@kalina no leave it. you sound more clear now

ThiefMaster

Yeah.. but the first flag usually comes from someone inside the room.

12:54 PM

@Sterno Chobile Mat, no fixing for @kal

@ThiefMaster how many seconds till my profile gets nuked?

Or not

@boo wrong

You can use full site mode in mobile chat. I do it all the time

There is a edit button on mobile

ThiefMaster

12:55 PM

the flag was already dismissed ;)

@Sterno So pain, many zoom.

Learn to mobile

Tap menu then edit last

@boo -doge

@ThiefMaster thx german companion

@sterno you're obviously not disagreeing with me

12:56 PM

I've so far had 2 flags declined

5 mins ago, by Wandang

where can i see my email adress for this site?

Out of 135 or so that's decent right? xp

There you go

I've had 40 flags declined

Out of 1871

You're disagreeing with those noobs

12:57 PM

@kalina Why would I? I tend to agree with you on most things site-related. Unless you happen to be agreeing with @fbueckert.

@Wandang go to your site profile

3 declined, 2 disputed out of 400something.

@Arperum That's very good

My car windows are steaming up. Looks like people are having sex in here, just need to rock the car a bit...

A lot of my declines are from before edits cleared low-quality flags, so there

12:58 PM

Thank you for confirming your email address: +50 reputation

@kalina *squeak*

yeay

+sex noises

@kalina wtf kalina... are u living in your car?

@kalina texting from there for ours to avoid work?:D

I'm charging my phone and eating subway

12:58 PM

@kalina you should just hook a porn video to your car speakers and then start rocking the car

@kalina Play some random pop/hiphop/r&b song, 80% moaning guaranteed.

@KevinvanderVelden The funky music would give it away

I'm more than capable of making the required noises

@kalina What does a non-meat-eater eat at subway?