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RedRiderX

12:00 AM

Well, now I know what that there can be other Ratness Items.

Newly Opened Proposals for Entertainment

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Speech and Debate

Proposed Q&A site for individuals who are involved in speech and/or debate at the high school or collegiate level, that have questions about their category or skills.

Currently in definition.

Private Pansy

@RedRiderX Yeah. Still no idea where that came from, though

Or what to do with it, for that matter

RedRiderX

Can we do anything practical with the addresses that show up for Advent.

Private Pansy

Ratiness, hehe

Braiam

@NewlyOpenedProposalsforEntertainment I was sure SE didn't like discussions...

RedRiderX

12:00 AM

@PrivatePansy Trolling Advent posts?

Okay maybe a little different but still.

ElfSlice

@badp That's how women used to be portrayed in video games!

RedRiderX

Hmm Feducci is more then he seems...

ElfSlice

Fans of PixelJunk games, they're having a sale on Desura right now.

CC @FAE

Yuki

@RedRiderX Oh the Venge-Rat Corpse? I got one before from dealing with Trouble with Vermin.

RedRiderX

@Yuki Oh?

I guess I did that before Ratness items were a thing...

Private Pansy

12:07 AM

Oh? I just got the disgraced chief from that storyline

Yuki

@PrivatePansy I got both.

Somehow.

RedRiderX

All I got was a few thousand corpses in my closet.

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kalina

Pfff battery is about to go flat

Yuki

@kalina (insert joke about misunderstanding British slang)

Private Pansy

12:24 AM

@RedRiderX Annoyingly enough even after I finish that storyline I still don't have the 5k rats-on-a-string to open up the route to the circus

Wandang

why windows why?! running winsat.exe each saturday morning at 1 o'clock as a task?!!

nearly froze dota 2 and rerendered all my windows, browser etc

Yuki

@PrivatePansy I have about 1300. I keep selling them though.

I might have been able to open the labyrinth thing if I didn't sell so many, but I don't have the stats to do anything there just yet.

Private Pansy

I think I'm getting close. Okay, only because my equipment has +21 Dangerous

kalina

I feel so broken

Thank fuck for autocorrect

Making me seem so sober

Private Pansy

+21 is pretty ridiculous, all things considered

Wandang

12:32 AM

alt + k does wierd things

SaintWacko

@PrivatePansy Wow

Private Pansy

I've got a bunch of items that gets me +17 Persuasive or +16 Watchful. It's easy to switch items around for when the situation needs it

SaintWacko

@PrivatePansy Where did you get those?

Private Pansy

You buy them from the bazaar, mostly

fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/thestandardmodel~ should show you my current equipment

Oh, and MLP micro-series #1 is free on Comixology today as part of their Christmas promotion: comixology.com/My-Little-Pony-Micro-Series-Twilight-Sparkle-1/…

FEichinger

@kalina ... Right.

badp

12:40 AM

@ElfSlice wat

Braiam

Now @GnomeSlice is @ElfSlice?

what is going on in this world?

Private Pansy

@Braiam The Christmas spirit is contaminating the Bridge

spugsley

I'm making banana bread :3

Braiam

ohhh, I'm going to eat banana bread?

spugsley

you wish :3 it's going to be pretty fucking fantastic

Private Pansy

12:45 AM

►

MLP S4E05 is up

fbueckert

All set for the Christmas dance tonight!

Lazers

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Q: Unable to communicate with controller - Multiple ME Systems

i have a big problem with my ME-Systems. I joined a private server of some friends (FTB-Unleashed 1.1.7). They first installed their ME-Systems with controller, terminals, crafting tables and so on... Now i crafted all that stuff too and set up my system. The problem i have is, that my system r...

Private Pansy

I'm trying to select a book for a friend who bakes. Any personal recommendations?

Yuki

@PrivatePansy Anything not by Sara Lee.

spugsley

@Yuki hahahahahaahahahahaahahahaa I agree

Wandang

12:57 AM

@PrivatePansy i thought piracy is forbidden in here?

fbueckert

I'm wearing a shirt that has honest to goodness cufflinks!

Private Pansy

Nigella Lawson?

amazon.com/How-Be-Domestic-Goddess-Comfort/dp/0786867973

fbueckert

@Wandang How do you go from book recommendations to piracy, of all thing?

Wandang

@fbueckert what book recommendations?

Yuki

@Wandang Uhh... I think the idea is that we recommend a book and then @PrivatePansy goes out and buys said book.

fbueckert

12:58 AM

@Wandang That's...what he's asking for?

Wandang

@PrivatePansy i was talking about my little pony youtube link

Yuki

7 mins ago, by Private Pansy

I'm trying to select a book for a friend who bakes. Any personal recommendations?

fbueckert

@Wandang How do you get piracy from streaming youtube?

Wandang

@fbueckert so posting videos of content that is obviously not from the original owner is ok on this site? just want to make it clear

fbueckert

@Wandang Posting videos of things people are interested in is fine. If they're a copyright issue, let Youtube deal with it.

Yuki

1:00 AM

YouTube is an odd bug as the owners can typically request takedown notices. There have been YouTube uploads of MLP episodes ever since the series started and I don't remember Hasbro taking any down.

fbueckert

@Yuki Either way, it's not our job to police that sort of thing.

Wandang

@fbueckert in germany people are being sued for watching streams (redtube in that example)

Yuki

@Wandang That's... redtube.

fbueckert

@Wandang I read that. It's scummy and and somewhat misleading.

It's also almost guaranteed a scam by those lawyers doing the suing.

Wandang

@fbueckert i know , ips were taken illegally with a proxy

well thanks for clearing that up

fbueckert

1:02 AM

Either way, we don't really try to enforce legalities here in chat. We burn questions that ask if something is legal or not, but that's about it.

More or less everything here is fair game, unless it's incredibly inappropriate (like posting a link from said redtube).

Wandang

@fbueckert or my musicvideos from youtube obviously

@fbueckert ;)

Private Pansy

amazon.com/Relish-Life-Kitchen-Lucy-Knisley/dp/1596436239

Or how about this one

fbueckert

@Wandang Well, we tend to get irked if someone posts a ton of pictures or videos. @GnomeSlice gets yelled at for that on a regular basis.

And we've had issues with people just not stopping, even after being told it's annoying.

That usually means a short timeout for said person.

Yuki

Well, we also frown on YouTube links to stuff that's NSFW or have thumbnails that are NSFW.

Like that time @GnomeSlice (or at least I think it was him) posted a video of a girl walking through a Parisian street naked. Even if it was censored, that's obviously NSFW.

Wandang

@Yuki yy i got it. ^^

RedRiderX

1:09 AM

@PrivatePansy Wow.

Yuki

Oh, that's impressive.

FEichinger

Finally, my code works.

Yuki

@PrivatePansy My Watchful, Shadowy, and Dangerous are getting there but only my Watchful has that high of a bonus.

FEichinger

It's not like I've been working on it for ... three hours or so.

Private Pansy

@RedRiderX I could make it go higher, to +31 I think, if I get the correct weapon and boots

36 mins ago, by Private Pansy

I've got a bunch of items that gets me +17 Persuasive or +16 Watchful. It's easy to switch items around for when the situation needs it

Wandang

1:10 AM

@FEichinger reminds me : did @3evenic fix his #top bug?

RedRiderX

@PrivatePansy I admire your Destiny.

It seems quite interesting...

Private Pansy

I think I chose the lieutenant, with the positive outcome

RedRiderX

@PrivatePansy Hmm...

Private Pansy

It was something to do with the end of death (which is rather odd, considering how cheap immortality is in Fallen London)

RedRiderX

@PrivatePansy Yes, as does mine.

The only promise I can truly give now is Death.

LessPop_MoreFizz

1:19 AM

Private Pansy

So... no recommendations, then?

LessPop_MoreFizz

@PrivatePansy The Internet Killed Cookbooks.

Private Pansy

Yeah, true I guess

FEichinger

@Wandang From the looks, no.

Wandang

@LessPop_MoreFizz nice :D

LessPop_MoreFizz

1:41 AM

"Two Directions. They're an Adult Boy Band." Literally vomiting right now. Just thought I'd share.

FEichinger

@LessPop_MoreFizz No, @kalina is literally vomiting right now. :P

LessPop_MoreFizz

@FEichinger Oh. Well, in that case, drink water @kalina. And try not to read the thing I just said. It will make it worse.

FEichinger

I don't think she's reading anymore. :|

Wandang

good night folks

have a great weekend

spugsley

omg I am the banana bread master

Fluttershy

1:53 AM

@spugsley You go girl!

Now if you can just be the peanut butter cookie master...

Lazers

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Q: How often do armored trucks spawn in GTAV Online

Question pretty much says all. I am in an invite only session and I have the right level. I'm only curious about how often they spawn.

grand-theft-auto-5

spugsley

@Fluttershy mmmm maybe next time I get the baking bug :)

Fluttershy

@spugsley Send me them! :o

LessPop_MoreFizz

I am going to make Beer tomorrow!

Fluttershy

43 secs ago, by Fluttershy

@spugsley Send me them! :o

FEichinger

1:56 AM

@Fluttershy DIY

spugsley

@LessPop_MoreFizz my mom is getting my brother this weird beer making kit for christmas

@FEichinger I'll send some to you too :3

LessPop_MoreFizz

@spugsley I won this in a contest!

Fluttershy

@FEichinger I have neither the money, nor the means, to brew my own beer.

Fortunately, I have a friend who does! AND IT IS THE BEST BEER

spugsley

@LessPop_MoreFizz fancy!

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Fluttershy It's actually surprisingly cheap once you get past the first batch or three.

Private Pansy

1:58 AM

@LessPop_MoreFizz I'd expect that to be so, given how cheap the raw materials are

Yuki

@LessPop_MoreFizz Great, now I'll never be sober.

Fluttershy

Guys, a friend of mine is about to blaspheme... He's having his girlfriend watch Army of Darkness without first having her watch Evil Dead or Evil Dead 2.

Yuki

@Fluttershy At least he's not making her play Poker Night 2 without watching any of the movies.

Fluttershy

@TimStone Please to be letting me know how Teslagrad is, thank you! <3

FEichinger

@spugsley I doubt that would go through customs all that easily.

spugsley

2:09 AM

@FEichinger I have my ways :o

Fluttershy

@Yuki Still. It's awful. Watching Army of Darkness without watching Evil Dead is like watching the last 3 seasons of Lost without having watched the first 3.

FEichinger

@spugsley Creeeeeeeeepy.

Yuki

@Fluttershy Honestly, it makes about as much sense either way. Lost, that is.

kalina

I am home

I can barely see

Fluttershy

@kalina Welcome home! Time to get yo' twerk on!

kalina

2:10 AM

I'm going to shower

Yuki

@kalina Okay, that's definitely not a good sign.

LessPop_MoreFizz

23 mins ago, by LessPop_MoreFizz

@FEichinger Oh. Well, in that case, drink water @kalina. And try not to read the thing I just said. It will make it worse.

spugsley

@kalina ...maybe lay down first? :o

LessPop_MoreFizz

@kalina Open your mouth and look up.

Fluttershy

@LessPop_MoreFizz Vomit shower?

LessPop_MoreFizz

2:11 AM

@Fluttershy no, drink the water in the shower...

Fluttershy

Oh!

Yuki

@kalina Blindness as a result of consuming alcohol is usually a sign of consuming really low quality booze, IIRC. Like moonshine.

Fluttershy

That works too.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Yuki not so much low quality booze, as not booze, but rather, some other form of alcohol that is not ethanol.

Yuki

@LessPop_MoreFizz I think badly made booze can contain methanol, which can cause blindness and has a tiny side-effect of death.

LessPop_MoreFizz

2:13 AM

@Yuki Well, yes, it's a result of drinking things that are not booze, which can occasionally result from doing the whole booze-making thing wrong, but more often, is the result of unscrupulous "booze" sellers substituting antifreeze for actual hooch.

Yuki

@LessPop_MoreFizz Which is why most antifreeze now contains that dye that makes it the distinctive glowy green color.

FEichinger

That said, what @kalina's suffering from is probably less methanol-induced blindness and more heavy tunnel vision.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Yuki Indeed.

@FEichinger Also true.

Or simply ethanol induced doublevision/blurriness.

FEichinger

Possibly, but if it was that bad, she'd probably not be upright enough to safely use a shower anymore.

kalina

quadrruptle vision

afterr five attempts af enterrirrng my password

Fluttershy

2:16 AM

We've all been there.

FEichinger

Been there, done that.

Yuki

@kalina is making best friends with the R key.

kalina

that is my keyboard fbeing brrroken

all of the other tpyos of probnably legit

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RedRiderX

@kalina Good to know.

Yuki

You should probably go lie down...

kalina

2:18 AM

im not tyirerd

tirred

tired

fuck you rr key

Yuki

@kalina Third time's the charm!

user20683

rr key is the doggie key

kalina

i've been fed so much alcohol thatr it's not even funny

user20683

per Ben Johnson

kalina

i hadf er

vodka and coke

Fluttershy

2:18 AM

Only fer? lightweight.

kalina

anmd then double vodka and coke

then whiskey and coke

then jagerrmeisterrr shots x3

then absinthe

maybe two absinthes

user20683

we're easily past World Engineer is now dead levels

kalina

then some blue stuff

like five of those

Yuki

I like how @kalina is misspelling pretty much everything except the names of the different types of alcohol she ingested.

kalina

yjen anotherr rround of jagermeisterr

user15026

2:19 AM

I've survived worse but I don't recommend it

FEichinger

@Yuki Hush, don't interrupt.

Yuki

Jager doesn't count because of the R's.

kalina

                                                                      and then there was some dancing

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but

i dont know

Fluttershy

@AshleyNunn You and me both!

kalina

there could be morre alcohol involved

thewrrre was some rrred stuff

LessPop_MoreFizz

2:20 AM

@kalina Blue stuff is always dangerous.

kalina

it tasted like vimto

and then I rerrally have no idea

LessPop_MoreFizz

@kalina DRINK WATER.

RIGHT NOW.

kalina

then i ended up at some rarndom persons house

LessPop_MoreFizz

LOTS OF WATER. ALL THE WATER.

kalina

and we drank some morre

user15026

2:21 AM

Drink all the water you can

user15026

Seriously

kalina

i rremember shots

but i don't know what shots

user20683

Water and Cooking oil if you can find it

user20683

also charcoal

kalina

i don't want to get up again

the world is spinning too fast

user15026

2:22 AM

The water is super important though

kalina

o ,sfe it to my rroom

Fluttershy

And if you throw up, drink more water!

kalina

thatr's a majo victory

user20683

just make sure that you lie on your side so you don't die when you start puking

kalina

i don't want to push my luck

FEichinger

2:23 AM

@kalina Water. Seriously, fucking water, right now.

LessPop_MoreFizz

I mean, you'll live if you don't drink water... but you'll probably end up killing yourself, so actually you won't. DRINK WATER.

kalina

i drank a pint of milk

LessPop_MoreFizz

@kalina Milk != Water.

Drink water.

kalina

im ok

rrright beforre rpeeing forrrr lwhat felt like 15 minutes

3

unleash the b ladderr

forr great victory

user15026

No, you need actual water in your system.

FEichinger

2:25 AM

@kalina You are most certainly not ok. Alcohol is a much different beast than what you're used to, especially in these amounts.

kalina

noo i need marijuana in my system

user15026

You need to give your body something else to work with.

kalina

i ate pizza

user15026

Trust me that is not a good idea right now

Yuki

Alcohol is a massive diuretic. You need water now.

user15026

2:26 AM

You need water. Lots of it.

Yuki

Especially if you've drunk a lot of alcohol.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@kalina Pizza is good. but mostly you need water.

kalina

that will do

nooo don't make me stand up again

bad things will happen if i stand up again

FEichinger

Trust me, worse things happen if you don't.

Fluttershy

@kalina Bad things will happen if you don't drink water.

kalina

2:27 AM

my lips aren't dfry

user15026

Of you stand, worse you might fall. No water means you could die.

kalina

i don't die

im not sleeping foro hours

user15026

They don't need to be to be dangerously in need of water

user15026

Doesn't matter.

user15026

Trust me.

Yuki

2:28 AM

Alcohol dehydration is a very real thing.

kalina

once i rieach the required threshold to consume water i will do

user15026

Been there.

user15026

Not a good thing.

FEichinger

@kalina Chances are, you will pass out before you reach that. Get. Up. Right. Now.

kalina

noooooooooooo

FEichinger

2:28 AM

Yes.

kalina

og o dysmf i[ o owo; fa;; pver

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hmm

if i stand up i will fall over

stop starring me

i am not gnomeslice

3

FEichinger

@kalina Then crawl to the water.

Slowly, but steadily.

user20683

@kalina We actually have no way of knowing that.

Fluttershy

@kalina Brace yourself on the wall. You'll thank us tomorrow.

kalina

noo othere arre stairst in the way

user15026

2:30 AM

Crawl up or down them. It is possible.

Lazers

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Q: My minecraft forge is not working correctly

It says to run 1.6.4 at least once but we are on 1.7.4 please help. I have tried to run 1.7.4 but minecraft forge does not identify it.

minecraft

FEichinger

@kalina Been there. Done that. Get some friggin water.

user20683

do this feet first

user20683

that way you'll lock to a step if you slip

kalina

i am going to read the transcrript tomorrow and hate myself

user15026

2:31 AM

If you have to go crawling down go feet first on your butt

user15026

It works well

user15026

If you don't get the water, you might not be here to read it. Drink water.

user20683

ideally hold a pillow behind your head and kind of semi slide

kalina

hey i met this really cute guy

he had a girlfriend but was completley fine with makjing out

user15026

Get the water then tell the story.

user20683

2:33 AM

@kalina And you can't compete with her if you're dead.

kalina

i am immune to death

i will rest for just a moment

FEichinger

@kalina These are, quite literally, famous last words.

Get. The. Fuck. Up.

user20683

@kalina No rest for the weary. Get your ass up. If you don't who's gonna torment me? Or the other mods?

iKlsR

Just watched Zed get mauled by Heim.. lulz.. embarrassing much?

Fluttershy

@WorldEngineer I would, but I'm too nice.

user20683

2:39 AM

@Fluttershy I suspect you could do pretty well.

Fluttershy

@WorldEngineer :o Who has been spilling me secrets!?

user15026

@fluttershy not me, you are the sweetest

Fluttershy

@AshleyNunn :D Yay! <3

kalina

2:55 AM

I'm ready to play

So many flashing lightts

I think I'm going to puke

spugsley

@kalina yayyy you're okay!

@kalina oops, spoke too soon >.>

Fluttershy

@kalina Did you drink water?

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