The Periodic Table

Mithoron

00:06

@M.A.R. o/

M.A.R.

@Mithoron o/

Mithoron

I didn't lose anything^

Not that much to lose in the first place :D

M.A.R.

You probably don't have recent posts

Mithoron

indeed

M.A.R.

@Mithoron " come at me bro, mister serial voter"

I didn't either, but my awesomeness attracts upvotes

Mithoron

00:11

@M.A.R. xD

Gonna check out who lost 800 ;D

M.A.R.

Gossip DYE

FTW stupid autocorrect

@Mithoron losing extra weight should always be good news

Mithoron

@M.A.R. What is this chat doing with people ;)

M.A.R.

0

Q: There are 100 cm in 1 m and there are 1000 m in 1km. How many km’s are there in 93 256 cm?

I need help answering this question and if you can show the process used to get the answer.

everyday-chemistry

Mithoron

@M.A.R. I think you should even talked to that phenylalanine guy ^^^

@M.A.R. Bwahaha :D

M.A.R.

Gawd, sometimes you wonder if 1rep users are aliens

Mithoron

00:20

xD

M.A.R.

Don't you ever use kilometers in real life? Sheesh

@Mithoron you mean I shouldn't have talked?

Mithoron

yeah

M.A.R.

Well, I suddenly had a rush of sentiment when it was getting closed without comment

I guess I'd have an antirush in the next poor devil

And close the heck out if their question

Mithoron

I did similar thing not so long ago and also OP called me rude...

Those HW vampires ;)

M.A.R.

You are rude for commenting.

You should put the answer in a dish and feed it to them with a spoon.

And kiss their feet while doing it.

Then you might be not rude.

Mithoron

00:25

:D

M.A.R.

If you kiss too hard though, it'd be rude.

A pina colada would also help not look rude

Because we have gathered here from different corners of the world, to help mister master pass their tomorrow test.

They're too important to the world.

OK, enough cynicism, how's life going?

Mithoron

kinda better after some laugh

M.A.R.

@Mithoron are you looking for the guy who lost 800 rep?

@Mithoron (╯ ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)╯︵ ┻━┻ I am here to serve

Mithoron

Nah, if andse lost only 75 then maybe he joked ;)

M.A.R.

@Mithoron well, let's just say it was a smart sock puppet

Andeselisesik lost 75 because they were too smart only to upvote themselves

But anyway, moving on

Mithoron

00:31

What wanna do some statistic search? It would be logical if sock upboated himself

M.A.R.

@Mithoron well, nah, they were an active user, and public shaming is a low thing to do

Hopefully they'd come back and get delicious privs legitimately this time

Mithoron

Hmm, 80 posts to upboat is quite a bit

M.A.R.

80 posts at least

And well, that number of posts, even if you try to evade detection, shows up in normal stats, like votes

Mithoron

Tired, maybe tomorrow I'll found out the hideous truth ;D

M.A.R.

It's not that hideous, just a giant red -800 next to a user was removed

The suspension, on the other hand

Mithoron

00:40

Mhm

M.A.R.

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Q: Why are HCl fumes white?

I just came to know concentrated HCl forms fumes because it dissolves in water vapors present in air. But why are these fumes white, HCl solution is transparent.

inorganic-chemistry

Either a dupe or should become a dupe master

Mithoron

Ehh, when I tried ones with whiteness then everyone was like oh my gosh is it the same??

M.A.R.

I guess people are weird.

You just have to go to meta.SE's last page sorted by votes to cheer up. meta.stackexchange.com/revisions/…

Haha it's so perfect it even seems to be mocking questions of its type

Mithoron

Yawn I think I gonna get some sleep. See you!

andselisk

02:38

Guys guys, relax, I referred to paracetamol with -800. There is no conspiracy here, I've just checked users from the last moth's top xp list, and this number just shocked me.

Gaurang Tandon

02:58

@M.A.R. Ok, though it was the first time I saw the word "bond" being used for a intermolecular london dispersion force between non-polar molecules, hence I asked

@M.A.R. no that page had nothing on pi bonds polarizability :(

@M.A.R. yeah that seems to answer my query

@M.A.R. haha :P

i'll edit in the source for you, no worries

Martin - マーチン

03:25

@M.A.R. It has been remarkably tame on my end. I also did not have the unfortunate pleasure to send out such messages often.

pentavalentcarbon

03:41

> Sodium is dangerous for our health so why we use in Nacl for eat

wat

Martin - マーチン

@pentavalentcarbon because delicious !!

pentavalentcarbon

now i've gone deaf

Martin - マーチン

whut? y?

pentavalentcarbon

THUNK

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Martin - マーチン

also... I had a look at the class they force you to use... i only have one reaction:

ಠ_ಠ

pentavalentcarbon

03:51

I think the problem isn't that the class is bad (though maybe it is?)

The problem is that the university guidelines for formatting...look like dogshit

The Word template looks even worse

I wish I could find my boss' dissertation, it's beautiful

but even \usepackage{book} would be fine

Martin - マーチン

well, get out the ol' typewriter and do it like it's the 60s :D

i have to admit these old works have a certain charm

and they are so nicely concise... not a single word too much

pentavalentcarbon

it's not quite appropriate here, but in English there's a saying, "there's no accounting for taste"

I found his...looks like a modified book too

if only I could read it...

Martin - マーチン

Well, you can publish it yourself after you have gotten your degree

@pentavalentcarbon what language is it in?

pentavalentcarbon

@Martin-マーチン yours

Martin - マーチン

lnk pls

pentavalentcarbon

03:59

d-nb.info/1011702126/34

all the ones from UC Berkeley that I've read are even closer to book than this one

Martin - マーチン

I find formatting restrictions very counterproductive... appropriate presentation should be up to the author not a committee

@pentavalentcarbon wow... 2008 young!

pentavalentcarbon

@Martin-マーチン yes, but already jaded! He's very nice. We don't do any of this stuff though.

Martin - マーチン

yes, that can happen quickly... i feel i need a change, too

there's just so much crap going on in academia, it is tiresome on the high and highest levels

you'd think you'd become a processor to do science, but you end up becoming a politician

pentavalentcarbon

I don't know if you have access to this, but this is probably the best recent theory dissertation to come out of our department that uses LaTeX: d-scholarship.pitt.edu/20205/1/AdamGagorikThesis.pdf

So it really looks more like double-spaced article

Martin - マーチン

looks a bit like the preprints my boss handed out before his stuff was published

double spacing so that he could add a lot of notes in the mragins/ between the lines...

pentavalentcarbon

04:14

Exactly

Martin - マーチン

have you seen mine?

pentavalentcarbon

my achemso preprints look just like it, except the citation style might be a bit different

I might have looked for it once upon a time, but no I haven't

only found a publication list

hah, found it, let me look at it

again, clearly derived from book

onehalfspacing?

Martin - マーチン

i would have to look that up

and i have no idea where the source code is...

but it is a koma class

pentavalentcarbon

it looks good

what's with the blank pages?

Martin - マーチン

i think they were required to make the chapters start on a right page

pentavalentcarbon

04:23

ah

also, all of a sudden the summary is in English?!

Martin - マーチン

yeah, that's also required

one of the weird remarks of the office: What's the title in English? Me: have you opened the report? them: no. me: ( ¬_ლ)

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pentavalentcarbon

I do find it odd that it's on the bottom of the second page in body formatting

but it's neat to see the difference between this one and the one from 2008

I think his degree is from the old system...?

someone tried to explain it to me once

Martin - マーチン

I am completely unsure about this... I remember that they had to change the university specific rules at one point and that there was a time where you could choose...

but never dug into this...

also i put that title there, because there was literally no other place to put it...

i think the recommendation was adding it post print as a remark on the title page

and i said, no way I am doing that

pentavalentcarbon

post print...gross

Martin - マーチン

:D

that reminds me to publish my poster stylez to github

Bounty Hunter

04:31

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Q: Fehling's test arrow pushing mechanism

I am currently attempting to generate an arrow pushing mechanism for the oxidation of glucose to gluconic acid using Fehling's solution. My original thought was to go the route of alcohol oxidation using acidified dichromate where the alcohol attacks in and loses the H using a E2 mechanism. In ...

organic-chemistry reaction-mechanism

Martin - マーチン

otherwise I am looking for a template next time I am postering something... and i wont have access to this computer anymore...

pentavalentcarbon

that's the one thing I've never done...I always used Keynote, others use PowerPoint, Illustrator, or Inkscape

are you a tikz wizard?

Martin - マーチン

tried all of that... nothing works for me

hell nooooo

the beamer class is quite flexible for simple designs

pentavalentcarbon

oh really?

i'm very satisfied with it for presentations, but haven't tried it for anything else

Martin - マーチン

it needed tweaking

I thought if I have it as a poster in beamer, I can simply slap on a few commands and have a talk

worked okayish...

the one thing that I forgot in this equation was that none of the research I'm presenting is static...

pentavalentcarbon

04:39

but at least the difference is between editing two pieces of text rather than transferring from a poster to a presentation

Martin - マーチン

yes that's true, and tables are completely reusable which is very, very nice

and with the powerpoint stuff i could never figure out how to include scaleable graphics...

and if you use high res png it blows up the size to unimaginable...

pentavalentcarbon

iirc powerpoint won't let you embed pdfs

garbage software

Martin - マーチン

no it doesn't

i think the only way is extended windows metafile

or something

i used it for my recent article...

it was terribly inconvenient, thankfully inkscape understands the format, so it was at least possible

pentavalentcarbon

ok, one last citation I need to find, and then I can work on formatting and writing intro stuff...but it's bedtime for me

can also try biber tomorrow

ta ta for now

Martin - マーチン

@pentavalentcarbon so you are using biblatex after all!

good night :D

Melanie Shebel

06:47

I’m alive!

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Loong

:-)

@MelanieShebel hi

Martin - マーチン

@MelanieShebel 👍

M.A.R.

10:18

@Gaurang tips hat thanks, I owe you one

@MelanieShebel prove it.

Solve the captcha.

@GaurangTandon first time for everything, even strawberry ice cream

This is a homework question. We have a policy which states that ‎you should show your thoughts and/or efforts into solving the problem. It'll make us certain that ‎we aren't doing your homework for you. Otherwise, this question may get closed.‎ Please edit in your full reasoning or thoughts on this. — airhuff 6 hours ago

Ah man. The feeling when someone else uses your canned comment.

Especially when they're probably three times older than you.

It's like slipping on wet floor and doing a perfect backflip.

M.A.R.

11:11

This is a good idea:

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Q: Duplicates on meta sites - sum the votes

Duplicates are there mostly to tell us that a question was already asked and, in some cases, it also has an answer and to link to this question. While this is great for main sites, on meta it's a bit trickier. We know that on meta we: discuss various topics propose various features ask for su...

discussion feature-request voting exact-duplicates

As a German I have to ask: What is humour? — Martin - マーチン ♦ 8 hours ago

Just making sure this is saved forever for future references

M.A.R.

12:29

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Q: How can we generate an electrophile from mineral acids and alkenes?

I am trying to perform a friedelcrafts alkylation but I can seem to figure out the mechanism to create an electrophile from the reactants mentioned in the question.Also,can we approach the mineral acid (say HF) as a BRONSTEAD acid instead of a lewis acid,as that would solve the problem

organic-chemistry reaction-mechanism

Someone edit that hideous Broinstead

LegionMammal978

14:57

So if I'm understanding this correctly, IUPAC prefers "tert-butyl" when talking about a (CH₃)₃C- group by itself, but "2-methylpropan-2-yl" when substituted into a parent structure. Would that be correct?

pentavalentcarbon

@Martin-マーチン no, i'm definitely using bibtex/bibtex, but am going to try biblatex/biber at some point...the only issue i was having was duplicate citekeys

1,3-feeds

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Q: Why did I get a minus 5 if a user was removed?

I mean it's just 5 points but I was sort of curious

discussion

getafix

15:25

@pentavalentcarbon How goes o/ long time no see

pentavalentcarbon

i'm writing up to get the hell outta here

getafix

Hahaha nice man! You got this!

pentavalentcarbon

ya, something like that

getafix

where to next though? last we spoke..he had some job offers? that was a looong time ago. So what did you decide on?

Loong

@getafix My time?

pentavalentcarbon

15:31

no interviews or offers yet

getafix

oh wut? I thought you were contacted by some headhunters.. or yeah maybe I am confused lol

pentavalentcarbon

yes, i think just one, but i turned them down

probably wouldn't have wanted that job anyway

getafix

ohh i see.

@Loong time? im confused

pentavalentcarbon

tbh i kinda just want to play it safe and go work with zhe...

uh oh

Zhe

What timing

You called and I answered

pentavalentcarbon

15:42

you shouldn't do that, it's creepy

ok, better get to rehearsal

getafix

haha ok fair fair...

Good luck @pentavalentcarbon

@Zhe

Hullo! long time no see again

Zhe

\o

getafix

16:04

oh btw..@Zhe so i just got an offer from this little school in Cambridge, MA today ;)

thanks for your help in the past :)

Zhe

np

Which one?

getafix

the one you went too haha

It was very nice actually, the PI called me up and everything..

I mean one of them anyway, i expressed interest in 2 groups.

Zhe

@getafix That doesn't help. I have degrees from both... :/

getafix

oh crap haha

MIT

Zhe

ah ok

sounds good

getafix

16:10

lolol

Zhe

Which two groups are you interested in?

I think you asked me about Swager at some point

getafix

yeah only have two offers so far, the other one from Princeton

Zhe

Well, I think you have two solid options

getafix

yeah Swagger (he didn't call me, I am sad) and Adam Willard

Zhe

I don't know Willard. He must be newer (since 2010)

getafix

16:11

and an interview sometime next week at Cambridge, so will see how that goes

yeah he is

like since 2013 at MIT iirc..

but yeah he is doing some cool stat mech.

I might actually go on the campus visit, later in March (if i can get the visas in time)..

Zhe

16:28

cool. gl with the interview

Man, everyone is doing something new, and I'm just sitting here doing the same thing

getafix

yeah haha thanks.

Well get up and do something then :P haha

Zhe

I can't I need to debug this code

It is broken and the partner is not happy

getafix

oh damn :/

I making soup

lol

Zhe

Unfortunately, when they put you in charge, you're then in charge

getafix

Good luck!! I am gonna trawl for some questions to answer...haven't done that in a while

and probably grab some shut eye...

i wish SE rep translated into some real world $$

orthocresol

17:50

@getafix Put it into your CV.

Skills: Have accumulated over 6,000 imaginary Internet points writing about chemistry.

Mithoron

20:24

@andselisk Check out his profile, especially suspension part...

M.A.R.

20:47

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Q: Galvanic/Voltaic Cell: Does Cell Voltage Change When A Resistor Is Connected?

I tried making a lead acid battery. After charging for about 10 minutes, I connect the voltmeter in parallel to the cell and see that there is around a 1.2V (which is quite lower than what I predicted). However, when connecting to a lightbulb, the voltage seems to be smaller. Is this supposed to ...

electrochemistry reduction-potential

This isn't HW. If anything, if should be closed as physickishness

Unless we treat resistance as a chemistry thing

I left open and am waiting for second opinions

Don't VtC stuff blindly, people. Especially as HW

@Mithoron Can we avoid the Streisand effect please?

Ugh, I sound like @Mart

Mithoron

21:20

@M.A.R. This guy ^ posted like half dozen q. about this Pb battery of his. I think he does have such task and didn't even know how voltage works, kinda like HW

Custom vote for not chemical if you wish.

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