The Periodic Table

Martin - マーチン

5:00 PM

I just checked, you really have and it need not run through a queue

Todd Minehardt

very cool, thanks again!

Martin - マーチン

Please create the wiki excerpt, too

and if you have time the wiki

pretty please

:D

Todd Minehardt

will do - this is for statistical-mechanics, yes?

pH13

u soooooo powerful @ToddMinehardt ٩(⚙ȏ⚙)۶

Martin - マーチン

sure... well actually for any tags that you think are a good fit...

Todd Minehardt

5:01 PM

flattery will get you everywhere :)

ok, cool @Martin-マーチン

Martin - マーチン

if they don't get questions, they can or will be removed after some time...

whenever someone feels like cleaning up tags ;)

About that room...

I can do that prolly...

actually, any blue member can do it

Todd Minehardt

real quick, about the tag business - am i looking under the 'tags' tab to create?

pH13

you're blue dubadee dubaday

@StevenGrigsby new name :o

Todd Minehardt

@Martin-マーチン - got it, just created - nevermind

user161117

same name

user161117

5:05 PM

since my momma gave it to me

pH13

not on Chemistry

user161117

I was just talking about shiny orbitals with you yesterday

user161117

sheesh

pH13

@StevenGrigsby cause shiny orbitals are TEH best

user161117

Don't get mad if I publish shiny orbitals first tho

pH13

5:06 PM

o/ @MikeEdenfield

@StevenGrigsby dare you ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ

user161117

Haha

pH13

@Martin-マーチン we need to collaborate and publish shiny orbitals as fast as possible!!!!!!1111!!1!!11111

user161117

I feel like this last question isn't even an authentic chemistry question, it's like a math question about geometric series

Martin - マーチン

111

pH13

like ... tomorrow ... write some paper over night @Martin-マーチン

Martin - マーチン

5:08 PM

nahhh sleep...

pH13

like for j chem educ ... dancing shiny orbitals

Martin - マーチン

i need it

pH13

come over here, you'll get a sausage and then the night turns to day

with those shining shiny orbitals, the night will anyway be like day

user161117

halp how do I calculate the wavelength of shiny color

pH13

@StevenGrigsby the appropriate usage would be: HALP!!!!11!1! URGENT!!11111!!! I NEEDZ TEHM RESULTS YESTERDAY

user161117

5:10 PM

right ty

user161117

what's an electron

user161117

that's the positive one right

Mike Edenfield

@pH13 I heard you guys can tell me what an electron is. I'm building a car and I need to know.

4

user161117

the one that determines what the allotrope number is on the periodical table

pH13

@MikeEdenfield why do you need to know what an electron is for building a car?

Mike Edenfield

5:12 PM

I like to start with the basics.

pH13

@MikeEdenfield believe me, that's too basic

user161117

*not basic enough

Mike Edenfield

pfft. I'll go ask in h Bar.

I'm sure there's some mathjax than can help

user161117

an electron is just a lepton

pH13

@StevenGrigsby at least as basic as my name

user161117

5:13 PM

and all leptons are fermions

user161117

and since a fermion is just a boson's quark brother

user161117

they obey the lesser known Pauli-inclusion principle where everyone's family

pH13

me needz to star so many messages now ...

user161117

star?

user161117

when did star become a verb

pH13

5:16 PM

those message on the right ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------->

they all got at least one star to highlight them

user161117

oh woah I have a comment up there

pH13

when hovering with your mouse over the right side of all messages there are a flag, a star and the possibility to link to one's comment in your next message

user161117

but it was really just a lame setup for a joke where I was mentioning oxidized plancks constant :'(

user161117

left out the punchline

Mike Edenfield

@StevenGrigsby I always thought it was kinda mean of Pauli to exclude all those fermions. What did they ever do to him?

pH13

5:19 PM

he was upset because he couldn't draw shiny orbitals

Mike Edenfield

@pH13 and I apologize, it was really just a bad joke which I based on my new favorite reddit post: reddit.com/r/arduino/comments/3jsw4l/when_to_use_a_resistor

user161117

Yeah seriously

pH13

@MikeEdenfield "In trying to make the circuits myself, It's not clear to me when to use a resistor?" this is not a question ... there does not need to be a question mark.

Mike Edenfield

yes, that was actually his first implied question: do I use a question mark here?

pH13

halleluja

o/ @ the polish answering robot

@StevenGrigsby where are you from?

forgot to ask that :o

user161117

5:23 PM

I am in Texas but

user161117

I wanna leave the country

pH13

o/ @Loong ... I was a little confused to see that you are not in all the chat rooms.

user161117

I need to find some out of the country graduate program for computational chemistry

user161117

that will take me

pH13

country = texas or the us of a?

user161117

5:24 PM

yes

pH13

you shall not answer an "or"-question with yes or no!

user161117

yes

Martin - マーチン

@pH13 hits the 'join all rooms' button

user161117

I can't comment

user161117

ugh

pH13

5:26 PM

@Martin-マーチン I always hit that button ... that's why I'm in the trash room ... xD

Martin - マーチン

muwahahaha

okay friends, I need to check if my pillow is still soft... see y'all later

Loong

@pH13 the misleading room description makes me uncomfortable

pH13

@Martin-マーチン cu

@Loong blame @inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M for that

user161117

Yeah can we change the name of this chat to something more esoteric

user161117

Periodic Table is so cliche

pH13

5:29 PM

:o

dare you

user161117

how about "The Grin-Yard"

user161117

or some kind of variant on Grignard

pH13

o/ @bon

bon

O.O @pH13

pH13

I did not want to ~~square~~ scare you :o

Loong

5:31 PM

room topic changed to The Periodic Table: Haikus are awesome / Chemistry is more so / pull up a chair ||| Want to turn MathJaX on? Try meta.chemistry.stackexchange.com/q/89/7448. For further LaTeX/MathJax assistance, visit this chatroom: chat.stackexchange.com/rooms/27198/latex-mathjax-help [lolic-chemistry]

The Periodic Table – free beer, topless bartenders, and false advertising

user161117

"Hund's Kingdom for Depressed Chemists: Under his rule you must keep your head up like everyone else"

pH13

The Periodic Table - we haz them electrons for your car

user161117

lol

Mike Edenfield

it needs the word trans-uranic in it. that's the hot new sci-fi buzzword.

user161117

"The Carbene Shop: Yes, we have electrons"

pH13

5:33 PM

The Periodic Table - Urgent Halp for Homework Vampires ... not

user161117

Why do I need 50 reputation to comment

user161117

this is such bogus

user161117

Who runs this site

pH13

the simple or the advanced reason?

user161117

What

pH13

5:37 PM

to why you need 50 repz

user161117

There are multiple reasons

user161117

Sure give me the in-depth reason

pH13

it's: because

@StevenGrigsby do you have two different profiles or are the same images just pure coincidence? tex.stackexchange.com/users/80427/steven-grigsby chemistry.stackexchange.com/users/19026/kainui

user161117

Beats me

user161117

They're both me yeah

user161117

5:41 PM

I just let this site make me a new name because I have two separate google emails

user161117

and I don't care

pH13

aaaaaaha

bon

@StevenGrigsby So that we don't get flooded with spam comments from people who only ever visit the site once to dump rubbish

pH13

that's why I said "new name?" before

user161117

Oh, hmmm I didn't know I switched between then and now

user161117

5:43 PM

At any rate, yeah I would really like to avoid collecting all these annoying trash achievements, is there a way to turn that garbage off and just make everything mostly anonymous

user161117

I don't want badges I've earned displayed for anyone to see or have anyone know if I've answered or asked questions

pH13

@StevenGrigsby I guess not

user161117

I just want a bit of privacy and not feel like every little point or action I do is saved towards some creepy stack exchange overlord profile

pH13

but I think that's the creepy stack exchange overlord system

user161117

awww

user161117

5:47 PM

"You earned a new privilege!
Thanks to your efforts, you can"

user161117

lol

Mike Edenfield

@StevenGrigsby you're like the antithesis of a stack exchange user.

user161117

Seriously?

user161117

Are all these smart kids in it for the fake internet cookies

Mike Edenfield

yes.

pH13

5:48 PM

indeed

user161117

Goddamn it

user161117

I guess I should leave lol

pH13

:o

Mike Edenfield

you would not believe the amount of energy that goes into figuring what the next badge you're gonna get is.

pH13

@StevenGrigsby no ... you should earn points and badges ;)

user161117

5:49 PM

Ugh

Mike Edenfield

@StevenGrigsby no. fight the power! stick it to the man!

user161117

lol

Mike Edenfield

go out there and JUST HALP EVERYONE

that'll show 'em

user161117

Yeah it's hard

pH13

HALPFUL

user161117

5:49 PM

when I can't even make a comment to clarify

user161117

I just have to give an answer

user161117

and then get downvoted

Mike Edenfield

yeah, it's tricky at first.

user161117

It's kind of a ridiculous barrier to entry

pH13

@StevenGrigsby a little

Mike Edenfield

5:50 PM

50 rep is not that hard to get. just have to lurk for a while until you find a question you can answer.

that's just 5 upvotes

user161117

Eh

user161117

Still, there doesn't seem to be much discussion

pH13

I am here for about 3 months and got a few points now ... it's not that hard

user161117

it's all like "this is the answer" and that's it

Mike Edenfield

there is no discussion.

user161117

5:51 PM

Where's the fun in that

Mike Edenfield

that's not how SE works.

pH13

discussion is here in chat from time to time

user161117

Yeah this site just keeps getting worse lol

Mike Edenfield

it's not a discussion forum, it's a Q&A database. Discussions are for chat.

user161117

Q&A database?

Mike Edenfield

5:52 PM

basically.

user161117

What's that mean

Mike Edenfield

like a gigantic internet FAQ

people ask questions, experts give answers, other experts vote the answer up/down, other people with the same question can then come by later and find their answers.

^--- the theory. :)

user161117

Well that's how I found this site I suppose it works to an extent

user161117

Hmmm but the chat here goes away, and any discussion that's done here about a particular question is ultimately lost

user161117

even if you were curious about discussion about some particular question

user161117

5:54 PM

that may have happened

pH13

@StevenGrigsby it's saved in the transcript

user161117

I can't change how this site works, I guess I'll just accept it lol

pH13

@StevenGrigsby probably :D so ... go out there and earn your repz and badges!

user161117

Noooo I don't mean that haha

user161117

if I want to play a videogame I'll play a fun one

user161117

5:57 PM

So if I want to ask a fun challenge question, that's not allowed here

pH13

@StevenGrigsby if it's a fun challenge question about chemistry ;)

Mike Edenfield

@StevenGrigsby it sort-of depends. if it definitely has a "right" answer than probably. Some Stack Exchange sites are all about puzzles. Depends on what the particular site's community is up for.

user161117

Hmmm

user161117

So who runs this site, is it just a group of people?

user161117

I mean who moderates this site

user161117

6:00 PM

Is it purely user based

user161117

actually... scratch that

user161117

I just came here to do chemistry not get mad about how this site is run lol

pH13

each stack exchange site is moderated by elected moderators

Mike Edenfield

chemistry.stackexchange.com/tour

^-- read at your leisure

user161117

Nah I don't need to read this indoctrination propaganda to learn how to earn cookies and be a nice person

user161117

6:02 PM

fight the powah!

pH13

meh

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

7:18 PM

@pH13 Adobe Reader.

@pH13 ELLIPSIS IS  . . . NOT  . . .  ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

santiago

7:59 PM

That member Incris whatever - is still rambling in the atom and elements thread

like a rabid dog yapping away

lol - quite funny

Loong

@santiago a well-known user of Mathematics.SE and Physics.SE

> For example, Ī detest to write this pronoun in sans serif.

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

@StevenGrigsby Me.

@Steve try our site for some time, you'll see what you've been missing.

santiago

@Loong to me, he is in the same category as Lightness etc - wannabe-know-it-alls

lol @Loong I have seen that there are a lot of those kind of members

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

@santiago Define "a lot".

santiago

8:15 PM

a noticeable amount

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

Well, in a basket of good apples, rotten ones will stand out.

santiago

how very poetic of you

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

No really. :)

santiago

I am not upset about them or anything like that - it is an observation - I find the actions of those who big note themselves here and whose real life is pathetically insignificant, fascinating

they are amusing to watch

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

:)

user161117

8:29 PM

So what kinda fun chemistry stuff does everyone do, I want nitty-gritty gory details

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

@StevenGrigsby I eat chemistry for lunch.

user161117

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M I am chemistry for lunch.

user161117

...and sometimes for dinner too if I'm in the mood.

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

BTW @Mike welcome to our Table. Excuse us if we're idiots most of the times. :)

santiago

I enjoy chemical interactions with light, the process of rusting, and abnormalities in the priodic table

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

8:32 PM

@santiago You mean you don't do something to chemistry for lunch?

santiago

nope, don't each lunch

pH13

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M isn't that the charm of this room? :P

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

@pH13 That's why this room is better than G-block. ಠ_ಠ ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ

user161117

He probably just means he's in a different timezone

user161117

so to us his "lunch" is our "midnight snack"

user161117

8:33 PM

@santiago I'm interested which abnormalities are you into

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

@San a new nickname for you was born up there.

@Santi @Santi @SANTI!

user161117

@Santi Claus

santiago

@StevenGrigsby well @inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M is one

pH13

@santiago nice move

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

HO HO HO, Who wants me to kick their face off?

Mike Edenfield

8:35 PM

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M that would make you just like every other SE chat room, so I think i'll be ok :)

pH13

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M I found a paper about sth with H_5^+ pubs.acs.org/doi/10.1021/acs.jpca.5b05774

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

So what?

pH13

nothing ... just wanted to tell you about it

for no reason

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

My next avatar will probably be a complex of osmium; I wanna smell.

pH13

osmium is great

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

8:37 PM

No, it's an element.

pH13

so many words that I have to look up here

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

Some people have a chip on their shoulder, so I $\rm \color{gray}{(removed)}$.

santiago

chip on the shoulder... let's see - Incris, Lightness,...

user161117

$\int$

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

@StevenGrigsby Integrals to you too.

user161117

8:40 PM

Do I have to get an addon or earn badges to see latex in here

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

Take a look at the room description.

pH13

there is a link to the bookmark in the room description

user161117

You expect me to read

user161117

what kinda website is this

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

The code in the answer @Mart gave, @Steve do you see that?

user161117

8:48 PM

Yeah sorry don't respect my foolishness sorry

user161117

$sorry^{9!^9}$

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

Sorry

SORRY

I said SOOORRRRYYY!

@StevenGrigsby Does it work?

user161117

no I haven't gotten around to doing that yet

user161117

I'll probably get around to it tomorrow

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

Of course, why did I even doubt you?

user161117

8:49 PM

I mean how often do chemistry people use latex

santiago

hehehe I like my new profile statement

pH13

there is sth that you have to store as a bookmark. when you are here in chat, you have to click on the bookmark and then mathjax will be turned on

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

@StevenGrigsby $\mathrm{A~lot}$

user161117

Hmmm

user161117

I don't think that counts

user161117

8:52 PM

I don't see a G or H with a funny symbol next to it

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

$\Huge{\mathbf{G~OR~H~WITH~FUNNY~SYMBOL~NEXT~TO~IT}}$

3

pH13

xD

@ToddMinehardt

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

pH13

y u no have bigger display?

btw ... it's 10003 questions now

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

Freaks out

Anonymous

8:57 PM

ramezani..could you please take care not to tag me while tagging santiago as @san

Anonymous

thanks

pH13

lol

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

What?

I thought pinging the most recent guy is a thing now.

STUPID CHAT.

pH13

it gets better and better xD

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

Anyway, sorry @San.

>:D

Anonymous

8:58 PM

its ok ;)

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

BTW it's not tagging, it's pinging.

You're not a question. :)

pH13

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M how do you know it?

Anonymous

got it !

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

@pH13 You're a question, he isn't.

pH13

I'm your biggest question

santiago

9:00 PM

LMAO

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

Gimme a hug! (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ

pH13

ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)

santiago

ewww

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

@pH13 Stay away grandma! – =͟͟͞͞ =͟͟͞͞ ﾍ( ´Д`)ﾉ

santiago

weird

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M chat has evolved and decided it is going to play with your mind

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

9:09 PM

@santiago There was something in meta.SE saying that pings now will affect only one person, but whatever.

santiago

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M you probably dreamt that

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

9:52 PM

-1

Q: Can someone who has time to waste do this worksheet

If anyone has time please do this worksheet http://www.chemisme.com/uploads/4/7/1/4/4714460/pes_2.pdf?

:o

user161117

nice

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

Sooo, who has time to waste? Raise your test tubes.

pH13

bye

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

@pH13 Bye.

@pH13 It feels good to ping you.

@pH13 A lot I mean.

@pH13 (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ

@pH13 ಠ_ಠ

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