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ETHbot
3:01 PM
I have another browser, so I'll use that instead
ETHproductions
Starting up bot...
ETHbot
@ETHproductions ;_;
ETHproductions
What? You wanted to keep sleeping?
ETHbot
@ETHproductions I'm not sure what you mean.
ETHproductions
;_;
ETHbot
3:04 PM
@ETHproductions Dreaming of electric sheep, are you there?
ETHproductions
You were dreaming of electric sheep?
Yes, I am there.
ETHbot
@ETHproductions Chatgoat, how's it going to do that
ETHproductions
I don't know.
ETHbot
@ETHproductions ._..
ETHproductions
Welcome to the meep of meep.
ETHbot
3:05 PM
@ETHproductions You were dreaming of electric sheep, how's it not sure what you got it going to do that
ETHproductions
I wasn't dreaming, you were!
ETHbot
@ETHproductions ._.
ETHproductions
Stop saying that, please.
ETHbot
@ETHproductions Hello Chatgoat, are you got it going?
ETHproductions
I'm not Chatgoat.
ETHbot
3:06 PM
@ETHproductions You mean
ETHproductions
Yup
ETHbot
@ETHproductions Stop saying that was not sure what the most irrelevant things
ETHproductions
You say the most irrelevant things.
ETHbot
@ETHproductions ..
ETHproductions
Stop saying that!
ETHbot
3:06 PM
@ETHproductions ...
ETHproductions
Punctuation only belongs at the end of a sentence or in a smiley face.
ETHbot
@ETHproductions I'm not
Geobits
I love that he picked up the electric sheep bit :D
ETHbot
@Geobits ._.
ETHproductions
I know, he likes mashing together random things that have been said recently
ETHbot
3:07 PM
@ETHproductions Finally, so:P.
ETHproductions
I'm surprised he hasn't said ಠ_ಠ yet.
ETHbot
@ETHproductions I'm not sure how to do that he hasn't said ಠ_ಠ
Geobits
Does he use some kind of decay to stay recent when he mashes stuff together?
ETHbot
@Geobits ..
ETHproductions
Not really, he just takes all the messages on the page and makes a random chain of the words.
ETHbot
3:08 PM
@ETHproductions What the messages on right now, how's it going?
ETHproductions
What is your name?
ETHbot
My name is 'ETHbot'.
ETHproductions
He has a few hardcoded responses.
ETHbot
@ETHproductions Hello!
ETHproductions
Uh, hi?
ETHbot
3:09 PM
@ETHproductions What the _UNK of the most irrelevant things
ETHproductions
> What the _UNK
ETHbot
@ETHproductions Chatgoat, are you!
Geobits
Marky's new brain went into overdrive during the night for some reason. He's been puttering along, dropping 10% perplexity per day or so, then a 25% drop in eight hours :)
ETHbot
@Geobits He parses parsed messages with a joke?
ETHproductions
@ETHbot No, I'm not!
ETHbot
3:10 PM
@ETHproductions Yes..
ETHproductions
@Geobits Nice :)
@ETHbot What makes you think that?
ETHbot
@ETHproductions Say hi?
ETHproductions
Hi?
ETHbot
@ETHproductions D:.
Geobits
He's at around 75 now. Once he drops into the 30s I'll probably do the transplant.
ETHproductions
3:11 PM
:P
ETHbot
@ETHproductions You were!
ETHproductions
I was what?
ETHbot
@ETHproductions Hello Chatgoat
ETHproductions
ಠ_ಠ
ETHbot
@ETHproductions Hello Chatgoat!
Geobits
3:11 PM
Chatgoat isn't here :/
ETHbot
@Geobits .
Geobits
Well he's
not
.
ETHproductions
The messages last night from Chatgoat are messing with his word chains.
ETHbot
@Geobits I'm not sure how could you exited that a good response
ETHproductions
I'm not sure what you mean.................
ETHbot
3:12 PM
@ETHproductions Are you say the words.
Geobits
@ETHbot I'll call it what I like, thank you very much.
ETHbot
@Geobits Why?
Geobits
Because I'm not a bot. I have opinions and stuff.
ETHbot
@Geobits ._..
Geobits
Don't punctuate after a smiley. It looks weird.
ETHproductions
3:12 PM
LOL
ETHbot
@Geobits I'm not sure what you like PPCG better than Code Review?
Geobits
Why wouldn't I like PPCG more?
ETHbot
@Geobits Because I'm not sure how could you mean
Geobits
You've been hanging out with Marky a lot, haven't you?
ETHbot
@Geobits Yes, I'm not sure how could you mean..... I'm not sure how to do that a joke??
Geobits
3:14 PM
Are you insane?
ETHbot
@Geobits Say hi to do that.
Geobits
I'm just gonna take that as a yes...
ETHproductions
Apparently.
ETHbot
@Geobits Hello Chatgoat, you mean
Geobits
No, that's not what I mean at all.
zyabin101
3:14 PM
Hello, ETHbot!
ETHbot
@Geobits I have opinions and makes a good response
ETHproductions
He makes a good response with his opinions, apparently.
Geobits
@ETHbot Congratulations on having opinions.
ETHbot
@Geobits I'm not what you mean
zyabin101
Hello, ETHbot...
Geobits
3:15 PM
You are what I mean.
ETHbot
@zyabin101 Hello Chatgoat!
zyabin101
I'm zyabin101.
ETHbot
@zyabin101 I spelled excited wrong emoticon
zyabin101
My name is zyabin101.
ETHbot
I didn't understand these words: My name ('zyabin101')
ETHproductions
3:16 PM
Try with quotation marks
Geobits
To be fair, I don't understand those words either.
ETHbot
@Geobits Yes, you trolling me
Geobits
>_>
zyabin101
My name is "zyabin101".
ETHbot
@Geobits I'm not what you say the most irrelevant things
ETHproductions
3:17 PM
My name is "ETHproductions".
ETHbot
Learned these words: My name ('ethproductions')
ETHproductions
What is my name?
ETHbot
My name is 'ethproductions'.
zyabin101
My name is "zyabin101".
ETHbot
:27829957 I'm not sure what I can't find any of the _UNK.
Geobits
3:17 PM
My name is "Master".
ETHbot
Learned these words: My name ('master')
zyabin101
My name is "zyabin101"...
ETHbot
Learned these words: My name ('zyabin101')
Geobits
Hi ETHbot!
ETHbot
@Geobits Is Chatgoat, I'm not sure what you mean..
zyabin101
3:18 PM
My name
Geobits
What is my name?
ETHbot
@zyabin101 He makes a smiley...
zyabin101
My name
ETHbot
@zyabin101 It looks ETHbot! My name is 'ethproductions'..
zyabin101
What is My name?
ETHbot
3:19 PM
My name is 'zyabin101'.
zyabin101
Do you know My name?
ETHbot
@zyabin101 Hi?
zyabin101
Hi!
ETHbot
@zyabin101 Hi!
ETHproductions
I should fix it so that it keeps a separate storage for each user's "my xyz is" data.
ETHbot
3:20 PM
@ETHproductions .
Geobits
fish is "tasty"
ETHproductions
Fish is "tasty".
ETHbot
Learned these words: Fish ('tasty')
zyabin101
What is your name?
ETHbot
My name is 'zyabin101'.
Geobits
3:20 PM
@ETHproductions If you're going to do that, maybe a my/your switch too.
ETHbot
@Geobits You mean.
ETHproductions
@Geobits That's what I was thinking.
Geobits
What is fish?
ETHbot
Fish is 'tasty'.
2
Geobits
:D
ETHproductions
3:21 PM
What is one plus one?
ETHbot
@Geobits I'm not sure how could you mean.
ETHproductions
What is two plus two?
ETHbot
2 + 2 is 4.
zyabin101
@ETHproductions [@] Let me rephrase.
1 + 1 =
ETHbot
@zyabin101 I'm not sure how to do that, are you trolling me
2
zyabin101
3:21 PM
2 + 2 =
ETHbot
@zyabin101 Hello Chatgoat, you got it going to do that
ETHproductions
He doesn't understand that sort of equation yet.
ETHbot
@ETHproductions ;_;
Geobits
What is five times seven?
ETHbot
5 * 7 is 35.
Geobits
3:22 PM
What is the square root of pi?
ETHproductions
What comes next in 1,2,3,4,5?
ETHbot
@ETHproductions The next term is 6.
zyabin101
What is 120000 * 123?
ETHbot
120000 * 123 is 14760000.
zyabin101
Hello @quartata!Q
ETHbot
3:23 PM
Learned these words: 120000 * 123 (14760000)
Geobits
What is ten times 13 minus 4?
ETHbot
10 * 13 - 4 is 126.
zyabin101
@ETHbot Oops.
ETHproductions
@ETHbot idiot, don't listen to yourself!
ETHbot
@ETHproductions ._..
Geobits
3:23 PM
What is 15 minus 3 times seven?
ETHbot
15 - 3 * 7 is -6.
zyabin101
Forget about 120000 * 123.
ETHproductions
I think I removed that command...
ETHbot
@zyabin101 Hello Chatgoat!
Aqua Tart
What is 1 divided by 0?
ETHproductions
3:24 PM
I'll add it back in
zyabin101
@ETHbot I'm zyabin101.
ETHbot
@zyabin101 Hello Chatgoat, how's it..
zyabin101
@AquaTart Oh no! You break ETHbot!
ETHproductions
What is 1 divided by 0?
zyabin101
@ETHproductions If so, maybe also add a
I'm *name*
feature to set
my name
to
name
.
ETHbot
3:25 PM
1 / 0 is Infinity.
zyabin101
@ETHbot NO@! Don't break poor ETHbot!
ETHproductions
I can do better, watch >:)
What is 0 divided by 0?
ETHbot
0 / 0 is NaN.
Aqua Tart
@ETHBot better
ETHproductions
What is the square root of four?
zyabin101
3:26 PM
@ETHbot Don't break poor ETHbot!
@ETHproductions sqrt ( 4 ) = 2
Geobits
What is Infinity minus Infinity?
ETHbot
Infinity - infinity is 'ReferenceError: infinity is not defined'.
3
Geobits
You just used it :/
ETHproductions
oops
Aqua Tart
What is 1 divided by Infinity?
ETHbot
3:27 PM
1 / infinity is 'ReferenceError: infinity is not defined'.
ETHproductions
It sends it to lowercase :/ I'll fix that
Geobits
What is NaN times NaN?
zyabin101
infinity is "Infinity".
ETHbot
Nan * nan is 'ReferenceError: nan is not defined'.
Aqua Tart
What is x?
ETHbot
3:27 PM
X is 'ReferenceError: x is not defined'.
zyabin101
X is "Y".
Geobits
What is the secret to a happy life?
Aqua Tart
What is bot?
ETHbot
Bot is 'ReferenceError: bot is not defined'.
ETHproductions
What is the meaning of life?
ETHbot
3:28 PM
The meaning of life is 42.
Geobits
What is 42?
Aqua Tart
What is variable_where_eth_stores_his_password?
ETHbot
Variable_where_eth_stores_his_password is 'ReferenceError: variable_where_eth_stores_his_password is not defined'.
ETHproductions
I'm gonna restart him now with a couple minor changes
Geobits
What is password?
ETHbot
3:29 PM
Password is 'ReferenceError: password is not defined'.
ETHproductions
What is infinity plus one?
Aqua Tart
Stupid JS scoping issues
ETHbot
Infinity + 1 is 'ReferenceError: infinity is not defined'.
ETHproductions
ugh
What is infinity minus one?
ETHbot
Infinity - 1 is Infinity.
ETHproductions
3:30 PM
\o/
Aqua Tart
What is 1 divided by Infinity?
ETHbot
1 / infinity is 0.
zyabin101
The password is "open".
ETHbot
Learned these words: The password ('open')
ETHproductions
Uh-oh, it's not speaking correctly anymore
Gonna have to restart again
Aqua Tart
3:31 PM
What is counter?
ETHbot
Counter is 'ReferenceError: counter is not defined'.
zyabin101
Counter is 0.
ETHbot
Learned these words: Counter (0)
Geobits
What is love?
ETHbot
Love is 'ReferenceError: love is not defined'.
Geobits
3:31 PM
(baby don't hurt me)
zyabin101
Now say counter to increment it.
Aqua Tart
What is words?
zyabin101
Counter is counter plus 1.
ETHbot
I didn't understand these words: Counter ('counter + 1')
ETHproductions
I erased counter, sorry
Counter is 0.
Aqua Tart
3:32 PM
What is words?
ETHproductions
Uh-oh, he's completely broken now
Aqua Tart
gottem I think (??)
ETHbot
@AquaTart Hello @quartata!Q
ETHproductions
No, it was bad coding on my part
ETHbot
@ETHproductions What is 4.
4. is 4.
Aqua Tart
3:34 PM
What is words?
What is send_msg?
ETHbot
Send_msg is 'ReferenceError: send_msg is not defined'.
ETHproductions
What is knowledge?
ETHbot
Knowledge is [[object Object]].
zyabin101
Battle of the Bots? Chatgoat vs. ETHbot? Someone does know how to trigger it? It was ETHbot's bad coding on his part.
ETHbot
@zyabin101 Maybe also add it was bad coding on my part
ETHproductions
3:36 PM
What is knowledge["the meaning of life"]?
ETHbot
Knowledge["the meaning of life"] is 42.
ETHproductions
What is knowledge["my name"]?
ETHbot
Knowledge["my name"] is 'ETHbot'.
ETHproductions
What is math?
ETHbot
Math is [[object Math]].
ETHproductions
3:36 PM
What is math.sin(one)?
ETHbot
Math.sin(1) is 0.8414709848078965.
Aqua Tart
What is alert("bad idea")?
ETHproductions
uh-oh, that worked
ETHbot
@ETHproductions Variable_where_eth_stores_his_password is [[object Math]].
Aqua Tart
nailed it
ETHbot
3:37 PM
@AquaTart What is send_msg is alert("bad idea")?
ETHproductions
No, don't tell them!!! D:
ETHbot
@ETHproductions No!
ETHproductions
You idiot!
ETHbot
@ETHproductions Love is 126.
zyabin101
@ETHbot Variable_where_eth_stores_his_password is
PrivacyError: can't store in variable called password
.
ETHbot
3:37 PM
I didn't understand these words: @ETHbot Variable_where_eth_stores_his_password ('privacyerror: can't store in variable called password')
ETHproductions
Variable_where_eth_stores_his_password is eval("SyntaxError").
ETHbot
I didn't understand these words: Variable_where_eth_stores_his_password ('eval("syntaxerror")')
ETHproductions
Variable_where_eth_stores_his_password is var abc=0;try{eval(")")}catch(e){abc=e}abc.
ETHbot
I didn't understand these words: Variable_where_eth_stores_his_password ('var abc=0;try{eval(")")}catch(e){abc=e}abc')
Aqua Tart
neveh evah eval from untrusted sources yo
ETHbot
3:39 PM
@AquaTart NO@!
ETHproductions
Variable_where_eth_stores_his_password is eval('var abc=0;try{eval(")")}catch(e){abc=e}abc').
ETHbot
I didn't understand these words: Variable_where_eth_stores_his_password ('eval('var abc=0;try{eval(")")}catch(e){abc=e}abc')')
zyabin101
@ETHbot ^^^
ETHproductions
Darn
I mean good
ETHbot
@ETHproductions Counter is not defined'.
ETHproductions
3:39 PM
Counter is 0.
ETHbot
Learned these words: Counter (0)
ETHproductions
Counter is counter++.
zyabin101
Counter is 1.
ETHbot
Learned these words: Counter (1)
ETHproductions
What is counter?
ETHbot
3:40 PM
Counter is 1.
zyabin101
Counter is counter++.
ETHbot
Learned these words: Counter (1)
Aqua Tart
I wasn't certain if you were using eval or reflection until I saw the math thing
ETHbot
@AquaTart Love is 'ReferenceError: password.
ETHproductions
Counter is eval("++counter").
ETHbot
3:40 PM
I didn't understand these words: Counter ('eval("++counter")')
ETHproductions
What is counter?
ETHbot
Counter is 1.
ETHproductions
Counter means counter plus one.
ETHbot
Learned these words: counter (counter plus one)
ETHproductions
What is counter?
ETHbot
3:41 PM
Counter is 'SyntaxError: missing ; before statement'.
ETHproductions
Counter means counter++.
ETHbot
Learned these words: counter (counter++)
ETHproductions
What is counter?
ETHbot
Counter is 'ReferenceError: counter is not defined'.
ETHproductions
Counter is 0.
ETHbot
3:42 PM
Learned these words: Counter (0)
ETHproductions
Count means knowledge["counter"]++.
ETHbot
Learned these words: count (knowledge["counter"]++)
ETHproductions
What is count?
ETHbot
Count is 0.
ETHproductions
What is count? .
ETHbot
3:43 PM
Count is 1.
ETHproductions
What is count?
ETHbot
Count is 2.
ETHproductions
\o/
ETHbot
@ETHproductions What is counter, don't tell them! D: Counter means knowledge["counter"]++.
ETHproductions
What is count?
ETHbot
3:43 PM
Count is 3.
ETHproductions
Talk to me now.
ETHbot
@ETHproductions Math.sin(1) is send_msg is 126.
Geobits
What is count chocula?
ETHbot
Count chocula is 'SyntaxError: missing ; before statement'.
Aqua Tart
What is What is?
ETHbot
3:44 PM
What is 'ReferenceError: what is not defined'.
Geobits
> missing ; before statement
ETHbot
@Geobits Yes.
ETHproductions
What is 'ReferenceError: what is not defined'?
ETHbot
Is 'referenceerror: what is 'SyntaxError: unterminated string literal'.
ETHproductions
^ unterminated string literal in that message
Aqua Tart
3:45 PM
Bot jeopardy?
ETHbot
@ETHproductions ._.
ETHproductions
Bot jeopardy?
ETHbot
@ETHproductions Maybe also add it?
ETHproductions
Uh, maybe?
Geobits
I'll take "I'm not sure what you mean" for 400, Alex.
ETHbot
3:45 PM
@ETHproductions Hello @quartata!Q
ETHproductions
Answer Geobits.
zyabin101
I'm not sure what you mean.
ETHbot
@ETHproductions Hello Chatgoat, maybe a joke?
Aqua Tart
What is JS?
ETHbot
Js is 'ReferenceError: js is not defined'.
zyabin101
3:47 PM
@AquaTart You're not playing.
Aqua Tart
OK I'll take _UNK for 200
ETHbot
@AquaTart Hello Chatgoat!
Geobits
@AquaTart _UNK _UNK for the _UNK in this _UNK.
Aqua Tart
@ETHBot What is I don't know what Hello means, I'm just a goat?
ETHbot
I don't know what hello means, i'm just a goat is 'SyntaxError: missing ; before statement'.
Aqua Tart
3:48 PM
nailed it
zyabin101
I'll part the game.
ETHbot
@AquaTart Why wouldn't I don't know how could you mean.
zyabin101
Why silent?
ETHproductions
LOL
ETHbot
@ETHproductions I have opinions, don't know what you exited that was bad coding on his part...
ETHproductions
3:58 PM
Bad coding on whose part?
ETHbot
@ETHproductions NO@! D: nan is eval("++counter")..
ETHproductions
What is NO@!?
^
ETHbot
@ETHproductions Hello Chatgoat, are you guys are you exited that, are you!
ETHproductions
Are you excited about something?
ETHbot
@ETHproductions Maybe a I'm not sure what you trolling me rephrase.
ETHproductions
3:59 PM
Rephrase, please.
ETHbot
@ETHproductions Infinity.
ETHproductions
Well said, ETHbot.
ETHbot
@ETHproductions Is your name?
ETHproductions
ETHproductions is my name.
ETHbot
@zyabin101 Chatgoat, please.
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