Beep Boop Bingus Bin - 2016-02-25 (page 4 of 6)

Marky's new brain went into overdrive during the night for some reason. He's been puttering along, dropping 10% perplexity per day or so, then a 25% drop in eight hours :)

ETHbot

@Geobits He parses parsed messages with a joke?

ETHproductions

@ETHbot No, I'm not!

ETHbot

3:10 PM

@ETHproductions Yes..

ETHproductions

@Geobits Nice :)

@ETHbot What makes you think that?

ETHbot

@ETHproductions Say hi?

ETHproductions

Hi?

ETHbot

@ETHproductions D:.

Geobits

He's at around 75 now. Once he drops into the 30s I'll probably do the transplant.

ETHproductions

3:11 PM

:P

ETHbot

@ETHproductions You were!

ETHproductions

I was what?

ETHbot

@ETHproductions Hello Chatgoat

ETHproductions

ಠ_ಠ

ETHbot

@ETHproductions Hello Chatgoat!

Geobits

3:11 PM

Chatgoat isn't here :/

ETHbot

@Geobits .

Geobits

Well he's not.

ETHproductions

The messages last night from Chatgoat are messing with his word chains.

ETHbot

@Geobits I'm not sure how could you exited that a good response

ETHproductions

I'm not sure what you mean.................

ETHbot

3:12 PM

@ETHproductions Are you say the words.

Geobits

@ETHbot I'll call it what I like, thank you very much.

ETHbot

@Geobits Why?

Geobits

Because I'm not a bot. I have opinions and stuff.

ETHbot

@Geobits ._..

Geobits

Don't punctuate after a smiley. It looks weird.

ETHproductions

3:12 PM

LOL

ETHbot

@Geobits I'm not sure what you like PPCG better than Code Review?

Geobits

Why wouldn't I like PPCG more?

ETHbot

@Geobits Because I'm not sure how could you mean

Geobits

You've been hanging out with Marky a lot, haven't you?

ETHbot

@Geobits Yes, I'm not sure how could you mean..... I'm not sure how to do that a joke??

Geobits

3:14 PM

Are you insane?

ETHbot

@Geobits Say hi to do that.

Geobits

I'm just gonna take that as a yes...

ETHproductions

Apparently.

ETHbot

@Geobits Hello Chatgoat, you mean

Geobits

No, that's not what I mean at all.

zyabin101

3:14 PM

Hello, ETHbot!

ETHbot

@Geobits I have opinions and makes a good response

ETHproductions

He makes a good response with his opinions, apparently.

Geobits

@ETHbot Congratulations on having opinions.

ETHbot

@Geobits I'm not what you mean

zyabin101

Hello, ETHbot...

Geobits

3:15 PM

You are what I mean.

ETHbot

@zyabin101 Hello Chatgoat!

zyabin101

I'm zyabin101.

ETHbot

@zyabin101 I spelled excited wrong emoticon

zyabin101

My name is zyabin101.

ETHbot

I didn't understand these words: My name ('zyabin101')

ETHproductions

3:16 PM

Try with quotation marks

Geobits

To be fair, I don't understand those words either.

ETHbot

@Geobits Yes, you trolling me

Geobits

>_>

zyabin101

My name is "zyabin101".

ETHbot

@Geobits I'm not what you say the most irrelevant things

ETHproductions

3:17 PM

My name is "ETHproductions".

ETHbot

Learned these words: My name ('ethproductions')

ETHproductions

What is my name?

ETHbot

My name is 'ethproductions'.

zyabin101

My name is "zyabin101".

ETHbot

:27829957 I'm not sure what I can't find any of the _UNK.

Geobits

3:17 PM

My name is "Master".

ETHbot

Learned these words: My name ('master')

zyabin101

My name is "zyabin101"...

ETHbot

Learned these words: My name ('zyabin101')

Geobits

Hi ETHbot!

ETHbot

@Geobits Is Chatgoat, I'm not sure what you mean..

zyabin101

3:18 PM

My name

Geobits

What is my name?

ETHbot

@zyabin101 He makes a smiley...

zyabin101

My name

ETHbot

@zyabin101 It looks ETHbot! My name is 'ethproductions'..

zyabin101

What is My name?

ETHbot

3:19 PM

My name is 'zyabin101'.

Do you know My name?

@zyabin101 Hi?

Hi!

@zyabin101 Hi!

I should fix it so that it keeps a separate storage for each user's "my xyz is" data.

ETHbot

3:20 PM

@ETHproductions .

Geobits

fish is "tasty"

ETHproductions

Fish is "tasty".

ETHbot

Learned these words: Fish ('tasty')

zyabin101

What is your name?

ETHbot

My name is 'zyabin101'.

Geobits

3:20 PM

@ETHproductions If you're going to do that, maybe a my/your switch too.

ETHbot

@Geobits You mean.

ETHproductions

@Geobits That's what I was thinking.

Geobits

What is fish?

ETHbot

Fish is 'tasty'.

2

Geobits

:D

ETHproductions

3:21 PM

What is one plus one?

ETHbot

@Geobits I'm not sure how could you mean.

ETHproductions

What is two plus two?

ETHbot

2 + 2 is 4.

zyabin101

@ETHproductions [@] Let me rephrase.

1 + 1 =

ETHbot

@zyabin101 I'm not sure how to do that, are you trolling me

2

zyabin101

3:21 PM

2 + 2 =

ETHbot

@zyabin101 Hello Chatgoat, you got it going to do that

ETHproductions

He doesn't understand that sort of equation yet.

ETHbot

@ETHproductions ;_;

Geobits

What is five times seven?

ETHbot

5 * 7 is 35.

Geobits

3:22 PM

What is the square root of pi?

ETHproductions

What comes next in 1,2,3,4,5?

ETHbot

@ETHproductions The next term is 6.

zyabin101

What is 120000 * 123?

ETHbot

120000 * 123 is 14760000.

zyabin101

Hello @quartata!Q

ETHbot

3:23 PM

Learned these words: 120000 * 123 (14760000)

Geobits

What is ten times 13 minus 4?

ETHbot

10 * 13 - 4 is 126.

zyabin101

@ETHbot Oops.

ETHproductions

@ETHbot idiot, don't listen to yourself!

ETHbot

@ETHproductions ._..

Geobits

3:23 PM

What is 15 minus 3 times seven?

ETHbot

15 - 3 * 7 is -6.

zyabin101

Forget about 120000 * 123.

ETHproductions

I think I removed that command...

ETHbot

@zyabin101 Hello Chatgoat!

Aqua Tart

What is 1 divided by 0?

ETHproductions

3:24 PM

I'll add it back in

zyabin101

@ETHbot I'm zyabin101.

ETHbot

@zyabin101 Hello Chatgoat, how's it..

zyabin101

@AquaTart Oh no! You break ETHbot!

ETHproductions

What is 1 divided by 0?

zyabin101

@ETHproductions If so, maybe also add a I'm *name* feature to set my name to name.

ETHbot

3:25 PM

1 / 0 is Infinity.

zyabin101

@ETHbot NO@! Don't break poor ETHbot!

ETHproductions

I can do better, watch >:)

What is 0 divided by 0?

ETHbot

0 / 0 is NaN.

Aqua Tart

@ETHBot better

ETHproductions

What is the square root of four?

zyabin101

3:26 PM

@ETHbot Don't break poor ETHbot!

@ETHproductions sqrt ( 4 ) = 2

Geobits

What is Infinity minus Infinity?

ETHbot

Infinity - infinity is 'ReferenceError: infinity is not defined'.

3

Geobits

You just used it :/

ETHproductions

oops

Aqua Tart

What is 1 divided by Infinity?

ETHbot

3:27 PM

1 / infinity is 'ReferenceError: infinity is not defined'.

ETHproductions

It sends it to lowercase :/ I'll fix that

Geobits

What is NaN times NaN?

zyabin101

infinity is "Infinity".

ETHbot

Nan * nan is 'ReferenceError: nan is not defined'.

Aqua Tart

What is x?

ETHbot

3:27 PM

X is 'ReferenceError: x is not defined'.

zyabin101

X is "Y".

Geobits

What is the secret to a happy life?

Aqua Tart

What is bot?

ETHbot

Bot is 'ReferenceError: bot is not defined'.

ETHproductions

What is the meaning of life?

ETHbot

3:28 PM

The meaning of life is 42.

Geobits

What is 42?

Aqua Tart

What is variable_where_eth_stores_his_password?

ETHbot

Variable_where_eth_stores_his_password is 'ReferenceError: variable_where_eth_stores_his_password is not defined'.

ETHproductions

I'm gonna restart him now with a couple minor changes

Geobits

What is password?

ETHbot

3:29 PM

Password is 'ReferenceError: password is not defined'.

ETHproductions

What is infinity plus one?

Aqua Tart

Stupid JS scoping issues

ETHbot

Infinity + 1 is 'ReferenceError: infinity is not defined'.

ETHproductions

ugh

What is infinity minus one?

ETHbot

Infinity - 1 is Infinity.

ETHproductions

3:30 PM

\o/

Aqua Tart

What is 1 divided by Infinity?

ETHbot

1 / infinity is 0.

zyabin101

The password is "open".

ETHbot

Learned these words: The password ('open')

ETHproductions

Uh-oh, it's not speaking correctly anymore

Gonna have to restart again

Aqua Tart

3:31 PM

What is counter?

ETHbot

Counter is 'ReferenceError: counter is not defined'.

zyabin101

Counter is 0.

ETHbot

Learned these words: Counter (0)

Geobits

What is love?

ETHbot

Love is 'ReferenceError: love is not defined'.

Geobits

3:31 PM

(baby don't hurt me)

zyabin101

Now say counter to increment it.

Aqua Tart

What is words?

zyabin101

Counter is counter plus 1.

ETHbot

I didn't understand these words: Counter ('counter + 1')

ETHproductions

I erased counter, sorry

Counter is 0.

Aqua Tart

3:32 PM

What is words?

ETHproductions

Uh-oh, he's completely broken now

Aqua Tart

gottem I think (??)

ETHbot

@AquaTart Hello @quartata!Q

ETHproductions

No, it was bad coding on my part

ETHbot

@ETHproductions What is 4.

4. is 4.

Aqua Tart

3:34 PM

What is words?

What is send_msg?

ETHbot

Send_msg is 'ReferenceError: send_msg is not defined'.

ETHproductions

What is knowledge?

ETHbot

Knowledge is [[object Object]].

zyabin101

Battle of the Bots? Chatgoat vs. ETHbot? Someone does know how to trigger it? It was ETHbot's bad coding on his part.

ETHbot

@zyabin101 Maybe also add it was bad coding on my part

ETHproductions

3:36 PM

What is knowledge["the meaning of life"]?

ETHbot

Knowledge["the meaning of life"] is 42.

ETHproductions

What is knowledge["my name"]?

ETHbot

Knowledge["my name"] is 'ETHbot'.

ETHproductions

What is math?

ETHbot

Math is [[object Math]].

ETHproductions

3:36 PM

What is math.sin(one)?

ETHbot

Math.sin(1) is 0.8414709848078965.

Aqua Tart

What is alert("bad idea")?

ETHproductions

uh-oh, that worked

ETHbot

@ETHproductions Variable_where_eth_stores_his_password is [[object Math]].

Aqua Tart

nailed it

ETHbot

3:37 PM

@AquaTart What is send_msg is alert("bad idea")?

ETHproductions

No, don't tell them!!! D:

ETHbot

@ETHproductions No!

ETHproductions

You idiot!

ETHbot

@ETHproductions Love is 126.

zyabin101

@ETHbot Variable_where_eth_stores_his_password is PrivacyError: can't store in variable called password.

ETHbot

3:37 PM

I didn't understand these words: @ETHbot Variable_where_eth_stores_his_password ('privacyerror: can't store in variable called password')

ETHproductions

Variable_where_eth_stores_his_password is eval("SyntaxError").

ETHbot

I didn't understand these words: Variable_where_eth_stores_his_password ('eval("syntaxerror")')

ETHproductions

Variable_where_eth_stores_his_password is var abc=0;try{eval(")")}catch(e){abc=e}abc.

ETHbot

I didn't understand these words: Variable_where_eth_stores_his_password ('var abc=0;try{eval(")")}catch(e){abc=e}abc')

Aqua Tart

neveh evah eval from untrusted sources yo

ETHbot

3:39 PM

@AquaTart NO@!

ETHproductions

Variable_where_eth_stores_his_password is eval('var abc=0;try{eval(")")}catch(e){abc=e}abc').

ETHbot

I didn't understand these words: Variable_where_eth_stores_his_password ('eval('var abc=0;try{eval(")")}catch(e){abc=e}abc')')

zyabin101

@ETHbot ^^^

ETHproductions

Darn

I mean good

ETHbot

@ETHproductions Counter is not defined'.

ETHproductions

3:39 PM

Counter is 0.

ETHbot

Learned these words: Counter (0)

ETHproductions

Counter is counter++.

zyabin101

Counter is 1.

ETHbot

Learned these words: Counter (1)

ETHproductions

What is counter?

ETHbot

3:40 PM

Counter is 1.

zyabin101

Counter is counter++.

ETHbot

Learned these words: Counter (1)

Aqua Tart

I wasn't certain if you were using eval or reflection until I saw the math thing

ETHbot

@AquaTart Love is 'ReferenceError: password.

ETHproductions

Counter is eval("++counter").

ETHbot

3:40 PM

I didn't understand these words: Counter ('eval("++counter")')

ETHproductions

What is counter?

ETHbot

Counter is 1.

ETHproductions

Counter means counter plus one.

ETHbot

Learned these words: counter (counter plus one)

ETHproductions

What is counter?

ETHbot

3:41 PM

Counter is 'SyntaxError: missing ; before statement'.

ETHproductions

Counter means counter++.

ETHbot

Learned these words: counter (counter++)

ETHproductions

What is counter?

ETHbot

Counter is 'ReferenceError: counter is not defined'.

ETHproductions

Counter is 0.

ETHbot

3:42 PM

Learned these words: Counter (0)

ETHproductions

Count means knowledge["counter"]++.

ETHbot

Learned these words: count (knowledge["counter"]++)

What is count?

Count is 0.

What is count? .

3:43 PM

Count is 1.

What is count?

Count is 2.

\o/

@ETHproductions What is counter, don't tell them! D: Counter means knowledge["counter"]++.

ETHproductions

What is count?

ETHbot

3:43 PM

Count is 3.

ETHproductions

Talk to me now.

ETHbot

@ETHproductions Math.sin(1) is send_msg is 126.

Geobits

What is count chocula?

ETHbot

Count chocula is 'SyntaxError: missing ; before statement'.

Aqua Tart

What is What is?

ETHbot

3:44 PM

What is 'ReferenceError: what is not defined'.

Geobits

> missing ; before statement

ETHbot

@Geobits Yes.

ETHproductions

What is 'ReferenceError: what is not defined'?

ETHbot

Is 'referenceerror: what is 'SyntaxError: unterminated string literal'.

ETHproductions

^ unterminated string literal in that message

Aqua Tart

3:45 PM

Bot jeopardy?

ETHbot

@ETHproductions ._.

ETHproductions

Bot jeopardy?

ETHbot

@ETHproductions Maybe also add it?

ETHproductions

Uh, maybe?

Geobits

I'll take "I'm not sure what you mean" for 400, Alex.

ETHbot

3:45 PM

@ETHproductions Hello @quartata!Q

ETHproductions

Answer Geobits.

zyabin101

I'm not sure what you mean.

ETHbot

@ETHproductions Hello Chatgoat, maybe a joke?

Aqua Tart

What is JS?

ETHbot

Js is 'ReferenceError: js is not defined'.

zyabin101

3:47 PM

@AquaTart You're not playing.

Aqua Tart

OK I'll take _UNK for 200

ETHbot

@AquaTart Hello Chatgoat!

Geobits

@AquaTart _UNK _UNK for the _UNK in this _UNK.

Aqua Tart

@ETHBot What is I don't know what Hello means, I'm just a goat?

ETHbot

I don't know what hello means, i'm just a goat is 'SyntaxError: missing ; before statement'.

Aqua Tart

3:48 PM

nailed it

zyabin101

I'll part the game.

ETHbot

@AquaTart Why wouldn't I don't know how could you mean.

zyabin101

Why silent?

ETHproductions

LOL

ETHbot

@ETHproductions I have opinions, don't know what you exited that was bad coding on his part...

ETHproductions

3:58 PM

Bad coding on whose part?

ETHbot

@ETHproductions NO@! D: nan is eval("++counter")..

ETHproductions

What is NO@!?

^

ETHbot

@ETHproductions Hello Chatgoat, are you guys are you exited that, are you!

ETHproductions

Are you excited about something?

ETHbot

@ETHproductions Maybe a I'm not sure what you trolling me rephrase.

ETHproductions

3:59 PM

Rephrase, please.

ETHbot

@ETHproductions Infinity.

ETHproductions

Well said, ETHbot.

ETHbot

@ETHproductions Is your name?

ETHproductions

ETHproductions is my name.

ETHbot

@zyabin101 Chatgoat, please.

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