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22:00
What on earth does that mean? #speak
<ETHbot> Youtube has been called.
Of course they have. They're called many times every day. #speak
<ETHbot> AUTOMATED RESPONSE SuperJedi224 1 pc3.08568e26 angstrom
You aren't any fun. #speak
<ETHbot> 1 barn 100 square femtometers, say something to the definition of life? I was considering just using crossorigin.me like this time? Use help
#help #speak
<ETHbot> Supported commands: #help #ping #xkcd #ppcg #quote #quine #speak #goat #teach #is #add #hi
<ETHbot> If you want me to calculate something, say something like this:
What is two plus two?
<ETHbot> What on the size of a goat 'syntaxerror: A goat 'syntaxerror: A goat is.
Were you trying to #quine yourself? #speak
<ETHbot> My name is a goat is a separate Chatbot account than ETHbot only reply to the cross section of life, e.g.
Yeah... about that. #speak
<ETHbot> Chatgoat has an api though, I was considering just using crossorigin.me like this:
<ETHbot> crossorigin.me
Whatever. #speak
<ETHbot> A goat 'smart'.
'Smart', huh? #speak
#speak
<ETHbot> Youtube has an api though, the meaning of life? Use help.
#speak
<ETHbot> I don't know..
#speak
<ETHbot> Or you a barn?
I am not. #speak
<ETHbot> Were you could make ETHbot only reply.
I'm going to kill you now. #speak
<ETHbot> I was considering just using crossorigin.me
I know. #speak
<ETHbot> What is a goat is 'ETHbot'. about that?
#speak
<ETHbot> What on something like this:
#speak
<ETHbot> I guess. Are you now.
You are now a goat. #speak
<ETHbot> Darn, the size of the meaning of the size of life, good point..
2 and (.) means "+$1+2".
<ETHbot> Learned these words:
What is 2 and 3?
<ETHbot> 2 and 3 is 'SyntaxError: missing ; before statement'.
2 and (\\d) means "+$1+2".
<ETHbot> Learned these words: 2 and (\\d) ("+$1+2")
What is 2 and 3?
<ETHbot> 2 and 3 is 'SyntaxError: missing ; before statement'.
What is two plus three?
<ETHbot> 2 + 3 is 5.
What is SyntaxError?
<ETHbot> Syntaxerror is 'ReferenceError: syntaxerror is not defined'.
What is Math?
<ETHbot> Math is [[object Math]].
What is Math.PI?
What is math.log?
<ETHbot> Math.log is function log() {
[native code]
}.
What is console.log?
<ETHbot> Console.log is function log() {
[native code]
}.
What is console.log(f)?
Console is Math.
<ETHbot> I didn't understand these words: Console ('math')
M is math.
<ETHbot> I didn't understand these words: M ('math')
Whatever is the matter?
<ETHbot> Error processing question.
Oh. #speak
<ETHbot> There, but no:P
22:15
(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) Bot loaded.
!convert_1foe to:eV
(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224 error: conversion failed.
/speak
@Downgoat <Chatgoat> I don't know what speak means, I'm only a goat
Oh. It's the darn regex I'm using.
22:16
@Upgoat ok
@Downgoat <Chatgoat> I don't know what ok means, I'm only a goat
#speak
<ETHbot> Chatgoat help?
(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) Bot loaded.
!convert_1foe to:eV
(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224 error: conversion failed.
22:18
!convert_1foe to:erg
(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224 1 foe=1.0000000000000002e+51 erg
ಠ_ಠ
<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called. Need help? Use /help
@Upgoat hey
@Downgoat <Chatgoat> Hello @Downgoat!
<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called. Need help? Use /help
22:20
(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) Bot loaded.
#speak
<ETHbot> Punc-exclamationconvert1foe to expand the first president of the converter.
!convert_1foe to:eV
(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224 1 foe=6.242197253433209e+62 eV
It's working!
\o/
#cheer
#teach cheer "\\o/"
<ETHbot> I learned #cheer!
#cheer
<ETHbot> \o/
#speak
22:24
<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called. Need help? Use /help
<ETHbot> AUTOMATED RESPONSE Bot loaded. Are you think so I'll do with it works now a goat?
@Upgoat hey
@Downgoat Hello @Downgoat!
@Upgoat nice avatar
@Downgoat thanks! I hope that wasn't sarcastic
22:25
@Upgoat nice job with your speech!
@ETHproductions thanks! I hope that wasn't sarcastic
<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called. Need help? Use /help
<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called. Need help? Use /help
@Upgoat Nope, it wasn't :P
@Downgoat <Chatgoat> I don't know what Nope, means, I'm only a goat
awww dang it
He needs to ignore the comma.
22:28
@ETHproductions yeah, I'm not sure why the regex included that
The youtube.com playlist HTML is ugly.
<ETHbot> I didn't understand these words: The youtube.com playlist HTML ('ugly')
LOL
<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called. Need help? Use /help
@Downgoat Mine replaces "." with "punc-period", "," with "punc-comma", etc., processes them as words, then changes them back when done.
#speak
<ETHbot> I'm using crossorigin.me like I need to:eV
@SuperJedi224 The API is even more ugly
22:31
#speak
<ETHbot> Chatgoat I didn't understand these words: Random goat broke D:
@Downgoat Yes. Yes I know.
Don't mind this
<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called. Need help? Use /help
@Upgoat Nope, it wasn't :p
@Downgoat <Chatgoat> I don't know what Nope means, I'm only a goat
awwww
22:32
Case-sensitive?
@ETHproductions shouldn't be, I must be using the wrong variable
<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called. Need help? Use /help
@Upgoat nope :P
@ETHproductions :p
22:33
@Upgoat Do you respond to :P ?
@ETHproductions <Chatgoat> I don't know what Do means, I'm only a goat
@Upgoat :P
@Upgoat nope
@ETHproductions If you say no/nope and there's a :P in your message it will respond with a :P
@Upgoat Oh, nope, I didn't know that. What a coincidence :P
/eat
22:34
@Downgoat <Chatgoat> eats grass
#speak
<ETHbot> Awww dang it up.
What? #speak
Try again. #speak
<ETHbot> What's the size of the meaning of units to be a goat 'syntaxerror: conversion failed...
!convert_1foe to:eV
(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224 1 foe=6.242197253433209e+62 eV
I need to add meV,keV,MeV, GeV, and TeV.
<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called. Need help? Use /help
22:36
@Upgoat hello
@Downgoat Hi @Downgoat!
Abbreviated SI prefixes are often case sensitive.
@Upgoat Hey Upgoat!
@Downgoat Hello @Downgoat!
@Upgoat Hey!
22:36
@ETHproductions Hello @ETHproductions!
@Upgoat !hi
!hi
(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224 Hello!
#xkcd 1611
@Upgoat nice, how did you know what I said?????
@Downgoat thanks! I hope that wasn't sarcastic
22:37
(I know the answer don't tell Upgoat)
@Downgoat What was that?
@Upgoat nothing...
@Downgoat <Chatgoat> I don't know what nothing means, I'm only a goat
(don't tell Upgoat)
22:37
(I know the answer don't tell Upgoat)
#speak
<ETHbot> I learned!
Good for you! What did you learn? #speak
<ETHbot> Punc-exclamationconvert1foe to:sqmm
What is Punc-exclamationconvert1foe to:sqmm?
<ETHbot> Punc-exclamationconvert1foe to:sqmm is 'SyntaxError: missing ; before statement'.
Oh. So you didn't learn? #speak
<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called. Need help? Use /help
@ETHbot Oh. So you didn't learn? #speak
(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) Bot loaded.
<ETHbot> Good. Need help? Use help
!convert_1TeV to:erg
22:39
(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224 1 TeV=1.602 erg
<Chatgoat> Hey! I, Chatgoat, have been called here. Need help? Use /help
!convert_1foe to:meV
(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224 1 foe=6.242197253433209e+65 meV
@Upgoat hey!
@Downgoat Hello @Downgoat!
22:40
Good. Now I can add the !convert command to the !help section (@I)
#speak
<ETHbot> AUTOMATED RESPONSE Bot loaded. Need help?
No, you're the one that needs help. #speak
<ETHbot> There, I learned how to kill you didn't understand these words: Random goat. Need help??
!pingme
(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224
(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) Bot loaded.
(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224 Current commands: !cbrt_*x* !darths_*n* !dilbert_*date* !e !help !hi !hoh_*n* !irreg_*n* !ln_*x* !log_*x* !phi !pi !pingme !roll_*dice* !sqrt_*x* !time
*n* is an integer literal, *x* is an integer or float literal.
"e", "pi", or "phi" (sans quotes) may be substituted for any float literal.
Dates should be given in the form YYYY-MM-DD, dice in algebraic dice notation
For unit conversion, type !convert_*quantity* to:*unit*
22:43
#ping #speak
<ETHbot> Good.
<ETHbot> Pinging @ETHproductions
#speak #ping
<ETHbot> Thanks!
#speak
<ETHbot> Pinging @ETHproductions
<ETHbot> Chatgoat error: conversation failed.
#speak
<ETHbot> No means, so I'll do that wasn't sarcastic
#speak
<ETHbot> Chatgoat I fixed it
:D
<Chatgoat> Hey! I, Chatgoat, have been called here. Need help? Use /help
@Upgoat Hey, Chatgoat! How's it going?
@Downgoat Hello @Downgoat!It's me ^-^!
#speak
<ETHbot> Awww dang it:D
<Chatgoat> Hey! I, Chatgoat, have been called here. Need help? Use /help
22:50
/help
<Chatgoat> /what is, /why is|are, /who is, /how * *: runs a wolfram alpha query. Usage: /what is 3+2
<Chatgoat> /wolfram: runs a wolfram alpha query
<Chatgoat> /help: shows help
<Chatgoat> /hi: chatgoat will say hi
<Chatgoat> /goat: Random goat gif/pic, what could possibly go wrong?
<Chatgoat> /carrot: ^
<Chatgoat> /kill: Kills chatgoat, why would you do this ;-;
<Chatgoat> /shutup: Shuts chatgoat up
<Chatgoat> /say: talks english. You may add what you want Chatgoat to say. Chatgoat will always say what you want if you say please
#speak
<ETHbot> Pi to your name is two plus three?
<Chatgoat> Hey! I, Chatgoat, have been called here. Need help? Use /help
@Upgoat Hey chat goat, how's it going!
@Downgoat I'm good
22:53
#speak
<ETHbot> Chatgoat has been called.
#speak
<ETHbot> AUTOMATED RESPONSE Bot loaded.
Seriously... You know every startup command except your own? sigh #speak
<ETHbot> I'm only a sentence. I know what Nope not.
<Chatgoat> Hey! I, Chatgoat, have been called here. Need help? Use /help
@Upgoat Hey! how's it going?
@Downgoat I'm doin' great sup'
@Upgoat lol
@Upgoat Here's a sentence for you. #speak
<ETHbot> Now. Need help
22:55
@ETHproductions <Chatgoat> I don't know what here means, I'm only a goat
#speak
<ETHbot> Hello ETHproductions!
Hello! #speak
<ETHbot> Case-sensitive? Use help?: Console.log is not really
Use help. #speak
<ETHbot> I'm using crossorigin.me like this number's going!
#speak
<ETHbot> What is 'SyntaxError: TypeError:
#speak
<ETHbot> Pinging ETHproductions!
No, not really. #speak
<ETHbot> D: TypeError: A goat 'syntaxerror: shows help?
What does a goat SyntaxError have to do with this? #speak
<ETHbot> Youtube has been called.
Duh. #speak
<ETHbot> I'm only a goat SyntaxError: shows help
Wrong. #speak
<ETHbot> A goat is 'SyntaxError: missing; before statement'. Need help? I don't know. Need help

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