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12:33 AM

!roll 10d12^k5

!roll_10d12^k5

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224 61

!roll_10d8^k5

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224 30

!roll_10d6^k5

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224 33

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) Bot Loaded.

12:39 AM

!roll_12d4^k5

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224 25 (1,2,2,2,2,2,3,3,3,3,7,9)

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called

/tell Upgoat Hello world

<Chatgoat> @Upgoat, @Downgoat says: Hello world

/kill

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called

/say hello world to Upgoat

/kill

<Chatgoat> Nooo! Chatgoat has been killed D:

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called

/sat hello world to Upgoat

/say hello world to Upgoat

<Chatgoat> @Upgoat, @Downgoat says: say hello world

/help

<Chatgoat> /help: shows help
<Chatgoat> /talk: talking animals
<Chatgoat> /???: where does chatgoat come from?
<Chatgoat> /hi: chatgoat will say hi
<Chatgoat> /goat: Random goat gif/pic, what could possibly go wrong?
<Chatgoat> /carrot: ^
<Chatgoat> /kill: Kills chatgoat, why would you do this ;-;
<Chatgoat> /shutup: Shuts chatgoat up
<Chatgoat> /say: talks english. You may add what you want Chatgoat to say. Chatgoat will always say what you want if you say please
End with `to Username` to mention someone

/say

<Chatgoat> Ok

/say hello world to upgoat

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called

/say hello world to upgoat

<Chatgoat> @upgoat, @Downgoat says: say hello world

/say say to to upgoat

<Chatgoat> @upgoat, @Downgoat says: say say to

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called

/say say to to upgoat

1:07 AM

!roll_100d6^k30

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224 197 (1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,3,3,3,3,3‌,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,5,5,5,5,‌5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,7,7,7,7,8,8,8,10,10,11,14,16)

/say Cool! how does the notation work? to SuperJedi224

<Chatgoat> @SuperJedi224, @ev3commander says: Cool! how does the notation work?

This is filler text to remove my notification

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called

1:09 AM

@ev3commander The basic form is xdy, where x is the number of dice and y is the number of sides on each die. Adding a carat after the number of sides indicates exploding dice. Adding kz at the end means only the z highest will be tallied and the remaining ones will be ignored.

/say hello to upgoat

<Chatgoat> @upgoat, @Downgoat says: hello

exploding dice? wut?

On an exploding die, each time you roll the maximum value, you get to roll again and add.

!roll_10d6^

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @ev3commander 68 (1,2,2,5,7,8,9,10,10,14)

1:12 AM

Oh I get it so if I get 6 then I get to increase that by another dice roll. That's how I got 7, 8, 9, 10, 10, and 14...

!roll_99d100^

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @ev3commander 5005 (1,2,3,3,3,6,6,7,7,8,8,10,10,11,12,12,15,17,17,20,20,20,21,25,27,27,29,31,32,33,‌34,35,35,35,36,36,37,37,37,38,39,40,40,41,43,44,45,45,46,48,51,54,55,56,57,58,59,‌59,60,60,61,61,62,63,63,68,68,70,71,73,74,74,75,79,80,80,81,81,82,83,83,85,85,85,‌86,86,87,87,88,89,89,90,92,95,96,98,98,99,135)

whoa whoa 135?

You were rolling 100-sided exploding dice, so...

Yeah but theres like a 1/10000 chance of it

Yeah, you rollled a 100 and then a 35 on the reroll apparently

@RikerW Hi

1:13 AM

Hi. Just checking in.

My bot can roll virtual dice now

Nice. Can I use it for D&D? :P

Yeah, it can simulate dice of any positive integer number of sides.

Cool.

!roll_d20

1:15 AM

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224 6 (6)

!roll_10000d1000

Roll bot roll!

I think the output message is too long.

Okay. !roll_100d1000

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @RikerW 54390 (1,49,65,65,83,88,95,109,154,156,172,177,179,179,181,189,212,244,254,257,259,280‌,313,320,321,352,355,360,370,382,385,392,402,426,431,437,443,446,449,454,464,467,‌488,500,504,526,535,542,554,564,571,574,575,583,585,586,587,638,638,645,650,661,6‌67,674,675,686,695,701,705,706,735,743,750,751,753,769,781,787,790,791,804,814,85‌1,866,884,891,902,904,907,911,922,926,953,955,955,957,957,967,985,997)

!roll_1000d1000

Aww.

1:16 AM

Same problem again. I think I should modify the script so it errors if you specify more than 100 dice.

100d18237182371923^

Is chatgoat running? I see Downgoat in the list of users.

10d12938129031^

!roll_1048576d4

100d10001002341321312^k12

1:18 AM

I'm fixing some stuff now.

!roll_1048576d4

!roll_1048576d4 pls

@SuperJedi224 Wait, 100 dice or 100 sided dice?

I just disconnected the bot. I'll reconnect it as soon as I'm done with the current set of changes.

Hola

What's the maximum length of a single-line message?

Hey.

1:19 AM

@SuperJedi224 A lot

Don't know, lets find out.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA‌AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA‌AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA‌AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA‌AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

More than 256

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA‌‌AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'm gonna run ETHbot's #speak command in the 19th byte for a few minutes, see what it comes up with

1:20 AM

Less than 512

But send the output to the console

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA‌‌AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

So it doesn't make the mods mad.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA‌‌‌AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA‌AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA‌AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA‌AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

1:20 AM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA‌‌‌‌AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

k

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I h=just added 1 a

Okay, in the new version, if the message would otherwise exceed 300 characters, it will only print the total.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA‌AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA‌AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA‌AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA‌AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA‌AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA‌AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

524

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA‌AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA‌AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA‌AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…

1:21 AM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA‌AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA‌AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA‌AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA‌AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA‌AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA‌AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

No limt apparently

well you once posted 1000 digits of e once

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) Bot Loaded.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA‌AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA‌AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA‌AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…

I get a popup saying "The message is too long." after 524...

1:22 AM

!roll_1024d4

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224 2625

I don't.

!roll_128d4

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224 308 (1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,2,2,2,2,2,2‌,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,‌3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4‌,4,4,4,4,4,4,4)

!roll_1048576d4

1:22 AM

There.

Oh, the limit resets at newlines

So yeah, practically no limit.

Go Lost orb of Phanastacoria!

!roll_1048576d4

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @RikerW 2622657

#speak

(automatic response) Don't know, World! where slash is too long to sync

!roll_1d1^

1:23 AM

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @ev3commander 1 (1)

hey

exploding dice ain't work :(

#speak

(automatic response) Less than 256

#speak plz

link to quote

#speak

(automatic response) Okay.

1:24 AM

@ev3commander Sanity check, when any die of fewer than two sides is rolled it simply returns the number of sides

#quote

(automatic response) "RikerW deleted."

!roll_21d2

Aww..

#quote

1:24 AM

Hey, if I was deleted, how can I still post????

#quote

(automatic response) "You cannot hide forever, RikerW."

!roll_21d2^

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @ev3commander 75 (1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,3,3,3,3,3,3,5,5,7,7,7,17)

It still hates you

lol 17 :D

1:25 AM

#quote

(automatic response) "What is thy bidding, my master?"

!roll_1038419237829173d2^k23

@ETHproductions almost more than I hate perl. perl-haters

!roll_1038419237829173d2^k23

You broke firefox. Good going.

Sorry.

Wait, I am apologizing to a bot??? :(

I actually forgot he was a bot for a moment.

!roll_d1

That last message I posted manually.

Also, I killed the script for the time being.

1:27 AM

Oh. (insert embarassed face here)

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) Bot Loaded.

!roll_1000000d4

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224 2499791

!roll_11000000d4

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224 error

1:29 AM

!roll_1038419237829173d2^k23

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @RikerW error

Some results from the 19th byte:

(automatic response) Maybe the number of it
(automatic response) I guess you don't know.
(automatic response) So that.
(automatic response) I forgot to polynomial time?
(automatic response) Catalogs don't know.
(automatic response) And is shorter way to Maple.
(automatic response) Nooo, but I can't count as an integer partition numbers grow superpolynomially, I gave you

Okay, it's fixed.

Do it, I dare you bot!!!
!roll_1038419237829173d2^k23

!roll_1038419237829173d2^k23

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @RikerW error

1:29 AM

stupid bot.

You are worse than @Thatha.

I capped it at 10^7 dice now

To make it harder for you to break firefox on me

!roll_10^7+1d2^k23

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @RikerW error

!roll_10^7d2^k23

This time it's an error in that it couldn't parse your dice notation string

1:31 AM

!roll_10^7d2

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @RikerW 30 (1,1,1,3,3,3,3,5,5,5)

!roll_10000000d10000000

My favorite so far:

(automatic response) Cause if you explain to use..THE EVIL SEED OF WHAT YOU'VE DONE GERMINATES WITHIN YOU

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @RikerW 49999361575001

!roll_10000000d100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

1:31 AM

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @RikerW 0

2

rofl

I'm not sure how it got that.

Maybe a stack overflow? :P

Ha, starred. :P

2

Hey, I didn't do that... glares at bot

The last thing on the console for that browser window is 10000000d100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

1:33 AM

10000000d10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000‌000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000‌000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000‌000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000‌00

!hoh_166

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224 Burk neorice.com/hoh_166

user image

!xkcd_100

My bot doesn't do xkcd. I think one of the other bots does though.

!darthsanddroids_100

#xkcd

1:34 AM

Don't we all.

It's !darths_100

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224 darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0100.html

user image

It's shorter that way

!irreg_100

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @RikerW irregularwebcomic.net/100.html

user image

1:36 AM

All the good webcomics I see. Except XKCD.

It does dilbert comics though

!dilbert_2000-04-01

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224 dilbert.com/strip/2000-04-01

user image

Cool. And @ETHproductions has xkcd covered.

(automatic response) ETHproductions will be with you momentarily.

#xkcd 1600

1:37 AM

Markets have been rocked by a second day of uncertainty after someone set up a giant Ouija board on the NYSE wall controlled collectively by the movement of the stock tickers.

#xkcd 1605

Researchers just found the gene responsible for mistakenly thinking we've found the gene for specific things. It's the region between the start and the end of every chromosome, plus a few segments in our mitochondria.

#xkcd 1608

Return to the play area

@ETHproductions I've seen that one a lot today.

1:37 AM

Ha. Can't deal with hoverboards.

#xkcd 1610

Here in the entomology department, we have a simple two-step formula for answering any question: (1) ants are cool, and (2) we forgot the question because we were thinking about ants.

#xkcd 1615

That guy only drives an alkaline car to overcompensate for his highly acidic penis.

rofl

Hey, it does title text too!

#xkcd_rand(100,1000)

This was my friend David's idea

1:39 AM

Yes, because chat oneboxes xkcd comics.

#xkcd 100

I don't think random worked...

testing #xkcd 100

This was my friend David's idea

Yeah, sadly failed.

Running this on my machine:

var i=0;
function f(){
for(var i of document.getElementsByClassName("pending"))for(var j of i.children)for(var k of j.children)if(k.innerHTML=="retry")k.click();
post("http://xkcd.com/"+i)
i++;

}
setInterval(f,1000);

With post:

function post(x){document.getElementById('input').value=x;document.getElementById('sayit-‌button').click()}

function postRaw(t){
 document.getElementById('input').value=t;document.getElementById('sayit-button').click()
 t=2200;
}

ARGHH Never mind, I hate chrome.

1:42 AM

And my main post function is a wrapper for that.

Here we go:

var i=0;
function f(){
post("http://xkcd.com/"+i)
i++;

}
setInterval(f,20000);

xkcd.com/0

Don't we all.

'Petit' being a reference to Le Petit Prince, which I only thought about halfway through the sketch

There's a river flowing through the ocean

They are six-legged spiders

Mal, Simon, Wash, Zoe, River, Kaylee, Jayne, Inara, Book.

@RikerW Why.

Just thought you should know

I went to a dinner where there was a full 10 minutes of Holy Grail quotes exchanged, with no context, in lieu of conversation. It depressed me badly.

I love the idea here, though of course it's not a great-quality drawing or scan.

I think about self-reference a lot. Example: this comment.

Oops out of control

Stopped now.

Sorry.

#quote

(automatic response) "The Force is with you, young RikerW, but you are not a Jedi yet."

#ping

1:46 AM

(automatic response) Pinging @RikerW

@quine

#quine

(automatic response) #quine

#downgoat

(automatic response) Did you mean #goat?

Bye now.

1:49 AM

Goodbye.

Another good one from 19th byte: "Disclaimer: all the alphabet"

Or "Since falsy has to ask you could just says only works in, sadly."

#speak

(automatic response) I hate chrome.

@SJ I have an idea

@Eth ^

(automatic response) ETHproductions will be with you momentarily.

What is your idea?

a #ppcg command

I tried making a $ppcgq but badly failed

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