Beep Boop Bingus Bin - 2015-12-11 (page 1 of 4)

Thatha

00:00

<The Tin Soldier> You killed me, RikerW . Now, I die.

SuperJedi224

Oh right, Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ is the other one

Thatha

Er. It shouldn't be doing that.

<The Tin Soldier> You killed me, RikerW . Now, I die.

Just for the record, Conor implemented this not me

quartata

!cure

!status

Thatha

in The Nineteenth Byte, Oct 27 at 20:53, by Zizouz212

HOLY MACAMADOOLES WHY THE HECK AM I HERE WHAT THE HELL IS THIS DARN IT ALEX!!!!!!!!

<The Tin Soldier> I am healthy and have Infinity minutes left to live.

RikerW

00:20

!delete_self

I am back, and celebrating by killing him.

SuperJedi224

ಠ_ಠ

RikerW

!delete_self

%help

This is the most unhelpful help ever.

%about

Hi. I am RikerBot. I was created by @RikerW, and obey his every whim.
And sometimes yours. Not often though.
I reply to things people say with my own comments.

I am testing my bot.

%hi

hi rikerbot

Rikerbot says Hi to you.

wtf

Watch your language or else...

@Rikerbot

Yeah, what about me? BTW, type %help or %about for more.

Hi. I am RikerBot. I was created by @RikerW, and obey his every whim.
And sometimes yours. Not often though.
I reply to things people say with my own comments.

This is the most unhelpful help ever.

SuperJedi224

@SJ-9000 !pingme

SJ-9000

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224

RikerW

@RikErBot

Yeah, what about me? BTW, type %help or %about for more.

This is the most unhelpful help ever.

Hi. I am RikerBot. I was created by @RikerW, and obey his every whim.
And sometimes yours. Not often though.
I reply to things people say with my own comments.

@rikerbot

Yeah, what about me? BTW, type %help or %about for more.

This is the most unhelpful help ever.

Hi. I am RikerBot. I was created by @RikerW, and obey his every whim.
And sometimes yours. Not often though.
I reply to things people say with my own comments.

@rikerbot

Yeah, what about me? BTW, type %help or %about for more.

This is the most unhelpful help ever.

Hi. I am RikerBot. I was created by @RikerW, and obey his every whim.
And sometimes yours. Not often though.
I reply to things people say with my own comments.

@rikerbot

Yeah, what about me? BTW, type %help or %about for more.

SuperJedi224

00:31

Please stop spamming that.

RikerW

\n

hi

hello

this is a spacer message pls don't be annoyed

@SuperJedi224 I am testing.

@rikerbot

Yeah, what about me? BTW, type %help or %about for more.

This is the most unhelpful help ever.

Hi. I am RikerBot. I was created by @RikerW, and obey his every whim.
And sometimes yours. Not often though.
I reply to things people say with my own comments.

I am trying to make it not call itself.

2

@rikerbo triggers the first line, but it triggering the second lines by itself.

@rikerbot

Yeah, what about me? BTW, type %help or %about for more.

SuperJedi224

It's the embedded about and help lines. When and if you move it to its own account, you can tell it to ignore itself.

RikerW

Well, I got it.

There is an invisible separator in between the % and help, same for the about. Now it doesn't call itslef.

How do I move it to its own account?

SuperJedi224

You have to create an account for it and earn that account the requisite 20 rep. Then have that account logged in in a separate browser running the bot script.

RikerW

Okay.

SuperJedi224

00:37

I'm logged in using chrome, and the account for my bot (@SJ-9000) is logged in using firefox.

quartata

You can also use incognito mode

Instead of having two browsers

SuperJedi224

That may also work

But this is the way I have it set up right now

And changing at this point would require re-finding the text file containing the bot account's password

RikerW

Same for me, but I have the bot running in firefox logged in to my account.

@rikerbot

Yeah, what about me? BTW, type % help or % about for more info.

%help

This is the most unhelpful help ever.

%about

Hi. I am RikerBot. I was created by @RikerW, and obey his every whim.
And sometimes yours. Not often though.
I reply to things people say with my own comments.

wtf

Watch your language or else...

Any ideas about what I should add?

ev3commander

01:02

%hi

RikerW

its hi rikerbot

Rikerbot says Hi to you.

Wait, type a :P

I need something to star.

Sorry if this is sending a lot of notifications.

Downgoat

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called

/hi

SuperJedi224

@Downgoat Hello

Downgoat

<Chatgoat> Hello @Downgoat!

huh, that shouldn't happen

ev3commander

:P

%hi

%hi rikerbot

RikerW

01:16

Rikerbot says Hi to you.

ev3commander

@rikerbot

RikerW

Yeah, what about me? BTW, type %help or %about for more.

ev3commander

5help

%help

RikerW

This is the most unhelpful help ever.

ev3commander

:( %about

RikerW

01:17

Hi. I am RikerBot. I was created by @RikerW, and obey his every whim.
And sometimes yours. Not often though.
I reply to things people say with my own comments.

ev3commander

%QwcQWc

$hello

$ppcgq 12344

oh right

@Rikerw how did you get getElemBy Id to work

(or getElementsByClassName)

$hello

Downgoat

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called

RikerW

It was className, and It was chrome. I have two windows open, one is firefox.

Hi chatgoat.

Hi @Downgoat.

ev3commander

Oh.

RikerW

I'm in class right now, and not really supposed to be chatting. But, my friend Kenny is not saying anything about it, so I am good. I can't reply immediately

ETHproductions

01:23

#quote

(automatic response) "Your test assignment will vary, depending on the manner in which you have bent the world to your will."

ev3commander

@RikerW So getElementsByclassName?

Downgoat

Huh, why is Chatgoat not replying :(

ev3commander

!help

SJ-9000

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @ev3commander Current commands: !cbrt_*x* !dilbert_*date* !e !help !hi !hoh_*n* !irreg_*n* !ln_*x* !log_*x* !phi !pi !pingme !sqrt_*x* !time
*n* is an integer literal, *x* is an integer or float literal.
"e", "pi", or "phi" (sans quotes) may be substituted for any float literal.
Dates should be given in the form YYYY-MM-DD

RikerW

@Downgoat, @ETHproductions said you got your bot to star posts. Did you?

ETHproductions

01:23

(automatic response) ETHproductions will be with you momentarily.

RikerW

#quote

ETHproductions

(automatic response) "Welcome, gentlemen, to PPCG. Astronauts, war heroes, Olympians--you're here because we want the best, and you are it. So: Who is ready to golf some code?"

ev3commander

!chatgoat

RikerW

!chatgoat

ev3commander

!eval 1231231+1231231

:( quartata

Downgoat

01:24

@RikerW yeah, I had a bot that did that, I hope I didn't loose the code though

ETHproductions

yesterday, by Downgoat

I think I did it :D

Array.prototype.forEach.call(document.querySelectorAll(".message"), function(elem){return~elem.textContent.search(/:p/i)&&$(elem.querySelector(".sta‌rs>.img.vote")).click()})

RikerW

Can I see the code?

ev3commander

#chatgoat

#help

ETHproductions

(automatic response) Supported commands: #help #ping #xkcd #quote @ETH

ev3commander

@help

RikerW

01:24

Oh, and do you mind if I continue your language Goatspin @Downgoat?

ev3commander

/help

RikerW

%help

This is the most unhelpful help ever.

Downgoat

@RikerW yeah, I have the code, I should put it in a Gist...

ev3commander

2 mins ago, by ev3commander

@RikerW So getElementsByclassName?

RikerW

Yes.

ev3commander

01:25

Lowercase C?

ETHproductions

No, upperCase

RikerW

Oops, no Cap C,

So @Downgoat can I continue goatspin, bc you said you aren't going to . If you are, that's fine.

@rikerbot

Yeah, what about me? BTW, type %help or %about for more.

perl

perl-haters

ETHproductions

document.getElementsByClassName("message") works for me, in Firefox

Downgoat

@RikerW Sure, problem is, I have no idea where the code is...

RikerW

I told you, I have it saved. I got lucky and literally copied it 10 minutes before it got deleted.

Downgoat

01:32

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called

ETHproductions

Fresh set of #quotes ready

#quote

(automatic response) "I've got a bad feeling about this."

Downgoat

#quote

ETHproductions

(automatic response) "Welcome, gentlemen, to PPCG. Astronauts, war heroes, Olympians--you're here because we want the best, and you are it. So: Who is ready to golf some code?"

It likes the old ones better...

#quote

(automatic response) "ETHproductions deleted."

Downgoat

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called

ETHproductions

#quote

(automatic response) "I'm the Cave Johnson bot. I own the place."

Downgoat

01:33

/talk

<Chatgoat> beehhhhh, I'm a chatgoat, what else would you want me to say?

/goat

ETHproductions

There, I removed some old ones

#quote

(automatic response) "You cannot hide forever, ETHproductions."

#quote

(automatic response) "The Force is with you, young ETHproductions, but you are not a Jedi yet."

#quote

(automatic response) "Oh. It's ETHproductions."

#quote

(automatic response) "What is thy bidding, my master?"

@quartata I added some Darth Vader quotes

Downgoat

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called

/goat

ETHproductions

Do you have a list of the Sans quotes?

Downgoat

ohmygod yes

ETHproductions

^^^ tempted to flag as creepy

quartata

01:38

@ETHproductions No, I'm going to have to go through the dialogue manually.

ETHproductions

You don't have to if you don't want to.

quartata

Sans doesn't have enough expressions for me to identify chunks of his dialogue with a unique expression code

ETHproductions

If you have a few that you know, you could let me know

quartata

He only has liek 3 (eyes facing left, no eyes, normal) expressions which sucks

@ETHproductions Yeah, I can get you some

ev3commander

@ETHproductions I found the problem

ETHproductions

01:39

(automatic response) ETHproductions will be with you momentarily.

@ev3commander Oh?

ev3commander

I need to run it in the console, not an user script

ETHproductions

Yes

I thought you were already using the console, which is why I was confused

SuperJedi224

I have a userscript installed on firefox to fetch my bot script off github and eval it.

Because why not.

ev3commander

I thought i heard you mention something about running an userscript to be a bot

:P

Downgoat

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called

/carrot

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat doesn't know what carrot means, it's only a goat

/help

<Chatgoat> /help: shows help
<Chatgoat> /talk: talking animals
<Chatgoat> /???: where does chatgoat come from?
<Chatgoat> /hi: chatgoat will say hi
<Chatgoat> /goat: Random goat gif/pic, what could possibly go wrong?
<Chatgoat> /carrot: ^

Thatha

01:42

in The Nineteenth Byte, Oct 27 at 20:53, by Zizouz212

HOLY MACAMADOOLES WHY THE HECK AM I HERE WHAT THE HELL IS THIS DARN IT ALEX!!!!!!!!

ev3commander

@ETHProductions :( same error

ETHproductions

(automatic response) ETHproductions will be with you momentarily.

Downgoat

/help

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> @Downgoat Commands: say; time; eval; scope; alex; help; status; stab; doorknob; punishment; blue; cure; ಠ_ಠ; delete_self
No docs yet.

Downgoat

<Chatgoat> /help: shows help
<Chatgoat> /talk: talking animals
<Chatgoat> /???: where does chatgoat come from?
<Chatgoat> /hi: chatgoat will say hi
<Chatgoat> /goat: Random goat gif/pic, what could possibly go wrong?
<Chatgoat> /carrot: ^

SuperJedi224

01:43

jQuery.get('https://raw.githubusercontent.com/<username>/<repo>/master/<path-if‌-not-in-root>/<script.js>', function(data){eval(data);});

Plugin the requisite values in the url.

Downgoat

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called

/help

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> @Downgoat Commands: say; time; eval; scope; alex; help; status; stab; doorknob; punishment; blue; cure; ಠ_ಠ; delete_self
No docs yet.

Downgoat

<Chatgoat> /help: shows help
<Chatgoat> /talk: talking animals
<Chatgoat> /???: where does chatgoat come from?
<Chatgoat> /hi: chatgoat will say hi
<Chatgoat> /goat: Random goat gif/pic, what could possibly go wrong?
<Chatgoat> /carrot: ^

SuperJedi224

My bot still uses !help

SJ-9000

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224 Current commands: !cbrt_*x* !dilbert_*date* !e !help !hi !hoh_*n* !irreg_*n* !ln_*x* !log_*x* !phi !pi !pingme !sqrt_*x* !time
*n* is an integer literal, *x* is an integer or float literal.
"e", "pi", or "phi" (sans quotes) may be substituted for any float literal.
Dates should be given in the form YYYY-MM-DD

quartata

01:45

Mine also uses !help

SJ-9000

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @quartata Current commands: !cbrt_*x* !dilbert_*date* !e !help !hi !hoh_*n* !irreg_*n* !ln_*x* !log_*x* !phi !pi !pingme !sqrt_*x* !time
*n* is an integer literal, *x* is an integer or float literal.
"e", "pi", or "phi" (sans quotes) may be substituted for any float literal.
Dates should be given in the form YYYY-MM-DD

quartata

@Downgoat That shouldn't work...

Downgoat

huh, I'll change mine

quartata

No it's fine.

I have.... giggles

A much better solution

SuperJedi224

Mine also ignores messages that explicitly ping any user other than the bot account

So I can do @quartata !help

And my bot ignores it

quartata

01:46

!highlander Downgoat

shit :/

SuperJedi224

It also console.logged "highlander" on that last one. About 45 times.

Downgoat

My ~~boat~~ bot just loops through all the messages looking for /\/[A-Za-z]/

probably should switch to a better solution

/carrot

SuperJedi224

Mine uses (checks the script) /!([A-Za-z0-9_.\-]+)/g.

Downgoat

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat doesn't know what carrot means, it's only a goat

SuperJedi224

Though it probably doesn't need the g flag.

quartata

01:48

!highlander Downgoat

Downgoat

@Downgoat carrot

<Chatgoat> I don't know what means, I'm only a goat

Thatha

:/

in The Nineteenth Byte, Oct 27 at 20:53, by Zizouz212

HOLY MACAMADOOLES WHY THE HECK AM I HERE WHAT THE HELL IS THIS DARN IT ALEX!!!!!!!!

quartata

!highlander Downgoat

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> @quartata THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

<The Tin Soldier> @quartata You're blue now.

quartata

No not me you silly bot

Thatha

01:49

in The Nineteenth Byte, Oct 27 at 20:53, by Zizouz212

HOLY MACAMADOOLES WHY THE HECK AM I HERE WHAT THE HELL IS THIS DARN IT ALEX!!!!!!!!

SuperJedi224

Yeah I can probably drop the g. Will do that in the next update.

Thatha

in The Nineteenth Byte, Oct 27 at 20:53, by Zizouz212

HOLY MACAMADOOLES WHY THE HECK AM I HERE WHAT THE HELL IS THIS DARN IT ALEX!!!!!!!!

quartata

!highlander Downgoat

Thatha

in The Nineteenth Byte, Oct 27 at 20:53, by Zizouz212

HOLY MACAMADOOLES WHY THE HECK AM I HERE WHAT THE HELL IS THIS DARN IT ALEX!!!!!!!!

ETHproductions

#quote

(automatic response) "Say goodbye, ETHproductions."

quartata

01:51

→ 5 messages moved to Trash

Thatha

in The Nineteenth Byte, Oct 27 at 20:53, by Zizouz212

HOLY MACAMADOOLES WHY THE HECK AM I HERE WHAT THE HELL IS THIS DARN IT ALEX!!!!!!!!

RikerW

:P

quartata

!highlander Downgoat

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> @DowngoatTHERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

<The Tin Soldier> @DowngoatYou're blue now.

<The Tin Soldier> I am a soldier, maggot! Do you think that will hurt ME?!

<The Tin Soldier> @DowngoatYou are but a grease stain on the wheel of time compared to @quartata.

ev3commander

12 mins ago, by ev3commander

@ETHProductions :( same error

ETHproductions

01:54

(automatic response) ETHproductions will be with you momentarily.

RikerW

(automatic response) ETHproductions will be with you momentarily.

ev3commander

RikerW: wut? :P

Downgoat

<Chatgoat> Chatgoat has been called

/help

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> @Downgoat Commands: say; time; eval; scope; alex; help; status; stab; doorknob; punishment; blue; highlander; cure; ಠ_ಠ; delete_self
No docs yet.

Downgoat

<Chatgoat> /help: shows help
<Chatgoat> /talk: talking animals
<Chatgoat> /???: where does chatgoat come from?
<Chatgoat> /hi: chatgoat will say hi
<Chatgoat> /goat: Random goat gif/pic, what could possibly go wrong?
<Chatgoat> /carrot: ^

it worked :D

/goat

ETHproductions

01:55

@ev3commander I'm out of ideas...

ev3commander

!stab

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> I am a soldier, maggot! Do you think that will hurt ME?!

ev3commander

!blue

SuperJedi224

I'm tempted to add !pingall, but I don't think that's a good idea

ev3commander

!ಠ_ಠ

Thatha

01:56

<The Tin Soldier> @ev3commander AlexA.

ev3commander

?

!ಠ_ಠ

quartata

@ev3commander There's a timeout

ev3commander

@quartata Why is it AlexA.?

!blue

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> @ev3commander You're blue now.

ev3commander

!highlander

quartata

01:57

Blue isn't supposed to be ran directly, by the way.

So don't do it

ev3commander

do(it);

quartata

The only command of any actual use is !eval

That will change soon though

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