Beep Boop Bingus Bin - 2015-12-10 (page 1 of 2)

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00:02

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SuperJedi224

Hello

ev3commander

01:36

heyy

SuperJedi224

Hi

ev3commander

!test

!help

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(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @ev3commander Current commands: !cbrt_*x* !dilbert_*date* !e !help !hoh_*n* !irreg_*n* !ln_*x* !log_*x* !phi !pi !pingme !sqrt_*x* !time
*n* is an integer literal, *x* is an integer or float literal.
"e", "pi", or "phi" (sans quotes) may be substituted for any float literal.
Dates should be given in the form YYYY-MM-DD

ev3commander

!yay

#quote

ETH's isn't up.

SuperJedi224

I don't think ETH is here

ev3commander

01:38

yeah

Thatha

in The Nineteenth Byte, Oct 27 at 20:53, by Zizouz212

HOLY MACAMADOOLES WHY THE HECK AM I HERE WHAT THE HELL IS THIS DARN IT ALEX!!!!!!!!

ev3commander

I'll fix my ev3chatt3rbotse extension

*User script

@Thatha 3_3

Thatha

Finally someone likes the new startup message.

ev3commander

I look-of-disapproval's it

!pi

SJ-9000

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @ev3commander 3.141592653589793

quartata

01:39

!eval pi

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> @quartata pi => 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592

quartata

Not to brag or anything.

ev3commander

!eval help

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> @ev3commander `help => function help(arg0) {
"use strict";
var name = 'help';
// type: any
if (arguments.length === 1) {
return signature0(arg0); // signature: any
}
if (arguments.length > 1) {
throw createError(name, arguments.length, 1, arguments[1]);
}
throw createError(name, arguments.length, 0, arguments[0], 'any');
}`

ev3commander

what

quartata

01:40

Huh, interesting.

Anyways, eval evaluates a MathJS expression.

But... it has a few other things too.

!eval alex == wrong

ev3commander

Anyway, wheres the help command

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> @quartata Error: Undefined symbol wrong

quartata

Oops

SuperJedi224

!eval console.log("Hi")

quartata

!eval wrong = 0.5

Thatha

01:41

<The Tin Soldier> @quartata wrong = 0.5 => 0.5

quartata

@SuperJedi224 Doesn't work like that.

It's not JS.

!eval alex == wrong

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> @quartata alex == wrong => true

quartata

!eval phi

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> @quartata phi => 1.618033988749894848204586834365638117720309179805762862135448623

quartata

!eval 2^32/alex

Thatha

01:41

<The Tin Soldier> @quartata 2^32/alex => 8589934592

ev3commander

!eval alex

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> @ev3commander alex => 0.5

ev3commander

!eval wrong

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> @ev3commander wrong => 0.5

quartata

The bot has a 20 second cooldown.

But I can ignore it.

Nov 14 at 21:39, by quartata

Nov 4 at 2:36, by quartata

So if a message hits the rate limit it will post a reply to it after the rate limit if nothing else is posted afterwards

SuperJedi224

01:43

Mine can post dilbert comics

quartata

@SuperJedi224 10/10

Mine will be able to do Brainfuck here in a bit

I haven't quite gotten it working

In the mean time

!doorknob

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> 'OH GODS NO!! You can't leave us here with Doorknob! It'll be nethack everywhere!' -Geobits

ev3commander

:)

SuperJedi224

!dilbert_2015-12-04

SJ-9000

(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @SuperJedi224 dilbert.com/strip/2015-12-04

ev3commander

01:45

@Quartata help for your bot?

quartata

!help

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> @quartata Commands: say; time; eval; scope; alex; help; status; stab; doorknob; punishment; blue; cure; ಠ_ಠ; delete_self
No docs yet.

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(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) @quartata Current commands: !cbrt_*x* !dilbert_*date* !e !help !hoh_*n* !irreg_*n* !ln_*x* !log_*x* !phi !pi !pingme !sqrt_*x* !time
*n* is an integer literal, *x* is an integer or float literal.
"e", "pi", or "phi" (sans quotes) may be substituted for any float literal.
Dates should be given in the form YYYY-MM-DD

quartata

Don't type blue or you won't like what happens, by the way.

Not to pique your curiosity

But it's an internal command actually

Probably should change that maybe

SuperJedi224

@quartata I suggest enforcing a maximum runtime on that

quartata

01:48

@SuperJedi224 It has a timeout, yes.

It's based on Sp3000's JS snippet

ev3commander

!ಠ_ಠ

SuperJedi224

I was trying to write a bot in java, but I couldn't figure out how to get it working

ev3commander

ಠ_ಠ

quartata

@ev3commander Conflicted with Jedi's message.

ev3commander

!delete_self

Thatha

01:49

<The Tin Soldier> *ev3commander poisons The Tin Soldier*
<The Tin Soldier> No! W–Why would you do that, ev3commander ?! I'm dying now. Slowly and inexorably. (Type `!status` to see how I am doing i.e. how much time I have left.)

quartata

Jeez everyone seems to love that command

!cure

ev3commander

!status

!cure

quartata

20-second time between commands, remember.

Also, only I can execute !cure.

!status

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> I am healthy and have Infinity minutes left to live.

quartata

!delete_self

Thatha

01:50

<The Tin Soldier> *quartata poisons The Tin Soldier*
<The Tin Soldier> No! W–Why would you do that, quartata ?! I'm dying now. Slowly and inexorably. (Type `!status` to see how I am doing i.e. how much time I have left.)

quartata

!cure

!status

Thatha

<The Tin Soldier> I am healthy and have Infinity minutes left to live.

quartata

@SuperJedi224 In case you haven't already implemented it, a minimum of 20 seconds between messages guarantees that no messages will get lost to SE's rate limiter

SuperJedi224

02:03

@quartata I've already included a timeout, but it would appear to need extending.

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