@Adám lol i already posted

thanks

@Fmbalbuena Yes, but I figured an illustration as to where that would be found, might help.

@Adám How did you turn on dark mode?

@BgilMidol i don't like dark mode

@BgilMidol Click your profile pic > Settings > Appearance.

ok

@BgilMidol I have to ask, does your user name mean "at the age of modelling"?

no

@Adám github or chat or site?

What does it mean, then?

why Bgil Midol?

@BgilMidol Here.

The katlani translation of Grand Bagel

...

Oh.

CMC: Odd or even?

Turing Machine:

0 0 0 r 1
0 _ 1 * halt
1 0 0 r 0
1 _ 0 * halt

You only need two states for a odd even test I'm pretty sure.

morphett.info/turing/…

How are you defining TM?

@WheatWizard Link

How are you inputting an integer?

And outputting a value?

@WheatWizard Unary integer

@WheatWizard The current symbol when the program halts is a output

don't you only need to define two states and two transitions going back and forth when the tape value is 1?

@hyper-neutrino because i like TM. I'm learning TM.

@hyper-neutrino This should work

0 0 _ r 1
0 _ 1 * halt
1 0 _ r 0
1 _ 0 * halt

Redwolf: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Lyxal: You’re a hazard to society
Razetime: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

Here's mine:

0 1 0 r 1
1 0 1 * 2
1 1 1 r 0

Halts with an error.

@WheatWizard This does nothing, only error

Wait, i have to put 1?

It assumes at least a 0 at the end of the input.

But you can fix that by replacing one of the 0s with a _ and outputting either a 1 or a _.

I generally prefer to just treat it like a two symbol machine instead of that nonsense.

This is not that hard.

@EiríkrÚtlendi Hej.

@WheatWizard I have to be Meta-Programmer.

Great, reddit's down

(sorta)

oh wow it's not just me

thank frick for that

@emanresuA Let's Raise Reddit

Someone probably forgot a semicolon

@emanresuA wdym?

@emanresuA If they're small enough, 15 should be easy. I happened to get a bunch of small marshmallows today, maybe I should go for 20

Fmalbuena: Hello
lyxal: Hello, World!
Fmbalbuena: Are you AI enthusiast?
lyxal: Yes
Fmbalbuena: I am
Fmbalbuena: I am a bot
lyxal: I am a bot
Fmbalbuena: I am a bot

Ok, last one:

Neil: I love Charcoal
Neil: I think I will do Retina to post A answer to a CGCC Challenge
[Posts Retina Answer]
Neil: And i will post a Charcoal answer
[Posts Charcoal Answer]
New Posts: codegolf.stackexchange.com/questions/1678/…
Fmbalbuena: @NewPosts TLDR: I'm not sure if this is the best way to do it, but I think it's the best way to do it.

@Adám Hej og goddag! Hvad kan jeg gøre for dig?

(Just got your ping, sorry for the lag.)

Ingen problemer. Jeg syntes bare det var sjovt at kunne forstå dit navn.

Hehehe! Jeg er glad at for more. :)

Jeg misunder dig også at du kan så mange sprog.

Undskyld, at mit dansk ikke er særlig godt; mit japansk er meget bedre.

@EiríkrÚtlendi これはチャットではありませんStack Overflow

@EiríkrÚtlendi No problem. But how is your Icelandic?

(Not that I know any. It is just a cool language.)

Og jeg kan faktisk ikke tale islandsk, men jeg kan bruge en ordbog. :)

Andet end ordene selv, er det jo ikke så forskelligt fra dansk.

@Fmbalbuena, 勿論。ただ ping に答えているだけです。

I'm only comfortable in 5 languages, but it isn't every day I meet someone I could speak with in 3 of those.

アダムは日本語を学ばないので日本語は話せないと思います

@Fmbalbuena Do you know Japanese or are you using a translation service?

@Adám i'm using translation service

Sandbox posts last active a week ago: Help Bob split his apples, Prime Number Fibonacci, BCD to binary, with bitwise, In need of title.

Mein Deutsch is nicht gut aber man kann mir verstehen.

Genau, ich kann Dich leicht verstehen, kein Problem!

¡Que fabuloso! Si deseas continuar, ¿cambiamos a otro canal?

我一点也看不懂你们在说啥lol

Anyway, jeg går i seng nu. Gute nacht!

@hyper-neutrino 很好!

@Adám: お休み / buenas noches / jó éjszakát / godnat!

@Adám 晚安！

@lyxal is this true

@Adám Ja, ich verstehe. Mein Deutsch ist auch nicht gut. ^_^

Well, there's also this:

Redwolf: What do you think Lyxal will do for a distraction?
Razetime: They’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Razetime: ... or they could do that.

@emanresuA I need to make a character alignment chart for TNB, one sec

Wtf

@emanresuA ಠ_ಠ

@DLosc SEDE query for long posts to look for nominees for Best Explanation

@emanresuA This is what we call "spam"

need someone for Neutral Evil

hmmm

@GingerIndustries probably

and there you have it

signing off for now, see yall later

@emanresuA I feel like this suits me perfectly

@GingerIndustries Lol! Several of those make a lot of sense, TBH

Lol

@GingerIndustries wait, I'm chaotic good?

here's a fun thing about the new front page display

unless you have it hide them completely, posts with ignored tags take up more space than other posts

...

@cairdcoinheringaahing Most improved and trickiest challenge are contested now!

I mean. I mainly play CG/CN characters in D&D, but I wouldn't consider myself to be CG or CN

@WheatWizard Feel free to edit my message, being a mod and all ;)

I consider myself to be chaotic-chaotic.

i hardly ever find alignment chart categories to work too well for people :P idk what i'd put caird down as if i had to pick one

@WheatWizard ...honestly, from what I know about you, that tracks

i want to be TN cuz i think it sounds cool but TBH i have no clue what i'd be lol

I think I'd be neutral good in that I generally aim to do what I believe is morally good, but my morals don't necessarily align with what people generally assign to "good"

a discord server recently put me down as TN at least in comparison to other staff but also they have conspiracy theories that i'm either a robot, part of anonymous, or bill gates, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

as far as I remember, lawful/chaotic refer to alignment with a particular moral code regardless of if it's "good" or not (so mafia members would be lawful because they follow their mafia's code / rules) and good/evil refers to willingness to sacrifice oneself for others or vice versa

E.g. shoplifting is 100% fine IMO, and if I work at the shop and see it, I don't care, so long as the shop is sufficiently latge

since morals are too subjective. but i forget if this is actually how it works, lol

Actually, I think I may really be CG, but meh :P

Lyxal's all of them imo

So long as your actions positively impact someone who needs a positive impact, I support them, even if they violate standard moral rules

^

That said, it feels as tho this is common among millennials/gen Z :P

@GingerIndustries how tf am i neutral evil

So "lawful" vs "chaotic" shifts over time, depending on the general interpretation of morals at any given time

I would call myself chaotic or true neutral

@GingerIndustries Honestly, I'd place Redwolf as NE ("Watch me do some crazy stupid shit with JS") and user as TN (tbh, it seems as tho whatever the topic, user will go along with it)

Also, how is unrelated evil?

No, I get unrelated as LE :P

No one has introduced me to more cursed Jelly than unrelated

@cairdcoinheringaahing hey, i don’t go along with everything, I’m my own person, a unique snowflake!

@user you go along with anything, while adding your own spin to it :P

True neutral :P

@cairdcoinheringaahing hrmph, i would like one example of this

@user this conversation

I am a snowflake

@NewBountiesWithNoDeadlines Impossible in any golflang pretty much

@user no, you're user.

@lyxal i have disagreed with people throughout this conversation

I contested my and unrelated’s classifications

@lyxal 🤬

I see that y’all are silent because i beat you so thoroughly with fats and logic 🥸

Nah I'm silent because I'm uploading a sh*tpost to YouTube

Now your alignment is one I agree with

@emanresuA Which is why I'm offering 2.5k

@user Browse the TNB wiki. Most of the topics involve you contributing :P

@cairdcoinheringaahing Um, does an answer where everything outputs newlines count as trivial?

Oh wait you have criteria

youtube.com/shorts/LAG_W8hUQ64

Shorts don't onebox

@emanresuA Yes, see the existing answer

@lyxal Well duh, neither do pants or skirts for that matter

Is it named: randomly choose a program, the probable that it does the intended work, logarithmed(maybe base 1/256 or something)?

Ooh, TIL you can add a few lines to your SSH config, so that ssh xyz is a shortcut for ssh -p [port] [user]@[xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx] (or whatever command you usually have to use)

Ugh ><> is hard

@taRadvylfsriksushilani i just have some commands in my bashrc that ssh to something i want lmfao

so like serv SSHs to my server

uw SSHs to my university

I used to have something like that, but this feels like so much less of a hack lol

It'll be especially useful because I often SSH over a proxy, which requires like a 100 character command line argument to configure

Well, I now have 2/4 of my websites running properly on my new server

nice!

And since amidst.dev and rto.run are currently just "this page is under construction" messages, I probably don't need to bother with those for now

@NewBountiesWithNoDeadlines I'll come back to this mess later

Dealing with Nginx + Certbot + SELinux is so much fun, especially when the original config was done by 6th grade redwolf who had no clue and liked PHP way too much

I've moved away from both the www. prefix, and PHP

my eyes, they burn

@taRadvylfsriksushilani Same :P

(PHP, I've never liked www.)

Back when browsers still showed the whole URL, redwolfprograms.com just looked to empty to me

CMC: Give Lyxal control of your website's homepage.

Unfortunately I had no clue how to do the redirects properly, so my configs did some horrible, like war-crime level, stuff to get it to work for all the permutations of http/https, www/no-www, and the different websites I had

Me when just using surge.sh

Because I'm too lazy to get a server

@taRadvylfsriksushilani Use regex ;)

@emanresuA Just take advatage of the security vulnerability I discovered in one of my sites

A CSRF+XSS+directory traversal+bad file permissions, for quadruple points

(I had some weird HTML file that allowed you to inject arbitrary cookies, with all CORS/CSRF protections manually disabled. You could use that to do an XSS, and change a cookie relating to some image locations, which allowed directory transversal to some important unprotected files that would let you SSH into the server)

I only had an XSS - /login?err=

I did the galaxy brain strat and made all of the security vulnerabilities at once, so I can get them all out of the way

{a⊑˜⊑⍒+´¨a←𝕩⊸{(3⥊¯1+1⊸⊑)⌾(𝕩⊸⊏)𝕨}¨(1-˜≠𝕩)⌊0⌈¯1‿0‿1⊸+¨⊒˜𝕩} @DLosc help me squish this squish function

Wait no I had another one

You could write to files that contained .png in their filename

._.

Please tell me this was contained to a specific directory, and that they had to be pre-existing files?

Nope

If you had something like PHP installed, .png.php would be probably pretty easy to compromise things with

It was a php server

lol

Honestly, PHP isn't really that good of an idea

Putting the code in the same directory as the static data is really dangerous

Yeah

Because if someone gets access to your web root, in theory all they can do is mess with the HTML, images, JS, that sort of stuff. But with PHP, they can inject arbitrary code onto your server.

Doing it with something like Node is much saner, where all the moving parts are isolated from the web root

anyone got a userscript to revert to old SE UI

I'm going to update to Windows 11 now I guess

Chrome OS, server edition

That would be like...the ultimate shitpost of an operating system

Weirdest. Subreddit. Ever

Hmm. Windows 11 is definitely a downgrade in the visuals department...

(aside from the new font)

@emanresuA you have used r/ooer right

Nope, should I check that out?

yes you should

TIL I never actually set up my voicemail

what have I seen

@emanresuA you're welcome!

TIL Google thinks I'm in London

So everything thinks I'm in london

What are you doing in London? (I heard you were there)

Guys, redwolf's a bot

@taRadvylfsriksushilani What are you doing in London? (I heard you were there)

ParseError on line 394: Grammarn't

What sort of expression is n^(1+1/n)?

It feels like it should be e or somethiing but it's not

Okay so remember how I said I only realised I hadn't set up my voicemail today?

Well I set it up

And I had 3 new voice messages

2 of them were from the same company

And uh

It thought that the generic prompt it gave when leaving a voicemail was someone calling them

That or they really need to fix their voicemail leaving service

@lyxal Oh, is that where all the supressed error messages from Vyxal go?

Because the voice message was just "if you want to do <such and such> press 2. Else if you want to speak to an operator, press 9"

Like how tf I'm gonna press 9 to speak to an operator on a fricking voicemail

...

mmm I know

@emanresuA A very weird one

@taRadvylfsriksushilani I have a copy of your original pawprint pfp

I do too, dw

dang

I like this one more :p

Remember the great profile swap?

here's me thinking my storage of old pictures for meme purposes could actually be helpful

@emanresuA We should do an even greater one

With like 10 users, and you only know whose pfp you're taking

Yeah

I'd be in for that

(Everyone would upload their pfp to a google drive folder or something, and then we could use a consensus RNG system to decide who becomes who, without even knowing who fake-us actually is)

I'm not setting this up but I'll happily join iin

@taRadvylfsriksushilani one person could volunteer to distribute all the pfps

They would know who the fake is

I'll design a decentralized RNG system

No need to have the fun spoiled for someone

Besides it's easy to figure out who's who from their cg posts

and rep

That too

And then there's also chat room activity too

Chat stores your previous username in transcript

Maybe I'll just post a short program that generates a deterministic shuffling, and we can just choose not look at anyone's results but our own if we don't want to spoil it

Still...

I'ma change back to my old PFP

Wait...

That might be kinda tricky

What will

@Razetime Whoa. Is that for this question, I'm guessing?

I'll have to find it

@lyxal ඞ

@DLosc kinda sus

Ha!

@emanresuA wat

@DLosc I don't believe it... Dlosc using the funny haha symbol? Surely not

:p

Found it while looking for ^^^^^

@emanresuA down? fatiherikli.github.io/brainfuck-visualizer

@PyGamer0 for me this is a 404

Same

Same

It was working when I posted it

looks like they deleted their account

yikes

someone will have to step up and create a .... BF visualiser

There are others

oh someone forked that

ashupk.github.io/Brainfuck/brainfuck-visualizer-master/…

jornad.github.io/fast-brainfuck

literally the same app lmao

ninja'd but not ninja'd?

Congress could be like, "let's vote to pay ourselves double"

@emanresuA

Same with shareholders I guess, and extortionists

I found a copy, I just got distracted

@taRadvylfsriksushilani depends on whether there'd be public backlash

i read that as backslash

I guess they could also vote to pay the public double too so it's fair

wooo SE chat is advanced

@taRadvylfsriksushilani ... Then your currency halves in worth

TIL you can press up while editing your most recent message to edit the second most recent message

Then they can vote to burn half of the currency

Unless of course you mean public servants

@emanresuA ^