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user
user
22:11
@DLosc I've linked to a cat program in the gist now
@DLosc Can't expect someone to say it perfectly after all that beer, can you? :P
Dude coinheringaahing
Dude coinheringaahing
@user But if anyone could, it'd be Shaggy :P
DLosc
DLosc
@user Great! (Except for the propaganda.)
user
user
Oh yeah, Shaggy can golf Japt after drinking that much
@DLosc Propaganda?! It's just facts! :P
DLosc
DLosc
Well, the first meaning of "evil" on Wiktionary is "Intending to harm," so it is true by that definition that cats are sometimes evil. :P
Especially if you're a mouse.
user
user
:P
emanresu A
emanresu A
22:19
Just got vaccinated
Browncat Programs
Browncat Programs
Nice!
user
user
So I'm trying to get the exponentiation to work, and I inputted 2 and 3 on separate lines, but it just gives me 1 back. Putting them on the same line results in an error
@emanresuA Nice, first or second?
Dude coinheringaahing
Dude coinheringaahing
@emanresuA Congrats, you're now 50% immortal :P
Browncat Programs
Browncat Programs
Free 5G for life now! :p
Dude coinheringaahing
Dude coinheringaahing
How do you feel about our Lord and Saviour, Bill Gates?
user
user
22:20
And an autism upgrade if you had it already! :P
emanresu A
emanresu A
First
This discussion is getting very random
user
user
@Dudecoinheringaahing You know, I've recently been thinking about it, and I'm not some weird Microsoft worshipper or anything but I'm starting to feel the urge to buy Office 365, a surface, and a Windows Phone
@emanresuA Nah, it's just vaccine( conspiracie)s and mesoamerican cultures
emanresu A
emanresu A
@user Well, there's a site for the last one :p
DLosc
DLosc
@user I wonder if it has to use characters, like BF. It's the same knot for input in the cat program as in all the numeric input programs.
user
user
But now I want a real Windows Phone so I can worship Bill Gates 24/7
@DLosc Hmm, that's odd
Dude coinheringaahing
Dude coinheringaahing
22:22
@user Have I got the SE site for you :P
user
user
@Dudecoinheringaahing Ninja'd by emanresu
I see the blessed Windows Phone users and I wish to ascend and become one of them and one with the Lord, Bill Gates
emanresu A
emanresu A
By the way, did you know that the Covid vaccine contains traces of dihydrogen monoxide, a dangerous chemical that kills thousands every year?
user
user
Obligatory dhmo.org link
emanresu A
emanresu A
(jk just in case anyone takes it eriously)
user
user
@emanresuA That's why I take horse dewormer, proved 100% safe by my cousin who heard it from a completely real doctor on YouTube
Dude coinheringaahing
Dude coinheringaahing
22:25
@user I think you mean "docter" (It's the English spelling if anyone asks ;P)
DLosc
DLosc
@emanresuA Oh, I think it's more than traces.
Browncat Programs
Browncat Programs
I'm not like those stupid anti-vaxxers. I make sure to get my feline leukemia shot every year.
user
user
@Dudecoinheringaahing I think it was DOCTER, actually, because they were so qualified :P
Dude coinheringaahing
Dude coinheringaahing
@DLosc Spoiler: the vaccine is just a water placebo :P
user
user
@BrowncatPrograms wut
Browncat Programs
Browncat Programs
22:26
I also carry my rabies tag everywhere I go, since some places have started to require proof of vaccination
user
user
@Dudecoinheringaahing I know you're joking, but would bad things happen if you injected water into yourself?
Dude coinheringaahing
Dude coinheringaahing
Depends on how much and where
DLosc
DLosc
@Dudecoinheringaahing Oh! I like the Docter. He makes great movies.
Dude coinheringaahing
Dude coinheringaahing
Safest thing is to not do it tho :P
Browncat Programs
Browncat Programs
Probably not too much, but if you injected too much you'd mess up the salinity level
That's why in hospitals it'll always be a saline solution
Your cells can burst otherwise
user
user
22:27
@BrowncatPrograms Why would you do that? I keep my rabies tag at home because people get so pissed off for no reason when I tell them I have it. Man, I hate the discrimination in our cancel culture
@BrowncatPrograms Yeah that takes a lot of water
I was thinking the normal amount of a vaccine, just replaced with water instead
@user Or maybe not I dumb
Browncat Programs
Browncat Programs
Yeah, I'm just saying don't inject yourself with a gallon of water or bad things might occur :p
For a vaccine sized dose of DHMO it'd probably be fine, but idk
Dude coinheringaahing
Dude coinheringaahing
Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Jake and Charles Go to NutriBoom to Cancel Their Contract (Episode Highlight)
►
emanresu A
emanresu A
@BrowncatPrograms What about a gallon of antifreeze?
It'll keep me warm, right?
Dude coinheringaahing
Dude coinheringaahing
That's healthy
user
user
Aug 23 at 20:57, by user
It was soul-crushing when I found out that I am not, in fact, immune to osmosis
Too bad I can't go around injecting myself with gallons of water
Dude coinheringaahing
Dude coinheringaahing
22:29
@emanresuA How else are you supposed to stay unfrozen?
user
user
@emanresuA Let's just say you'll never have to worry about being cold again...
Dude coinheringaahing
Dude coinheringaahing
Fun fact: because of the calorie count, if you drink a gallon of gasoline, you'll never have to eat again for the rest of your life!
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Browncat Programs
Browncat Programs
(It'd actually only last about half a month D:)
rak1507
rak1507
Also a fun fact: if you give birth underwater, the baby can remain underwater for its entire life!
user
user
@Dudecoinheringaahing Sadly, gas prices have risen too much for that
Dude coinheringaahing
Dude coinheringaahing
22:32
@rak1507 Ever heard of water births?
rak1507
rak1507
that's not 'underwater' though right
idk, never given birth myself
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emanresu A
emanresu A
Did you know that your computer could feed you and your family for up to a month?
rak1507
rak1507
@emanresuA not now that my onlyfans account has been deleted
user
user
Fun fact: If you give a man, a fish, he won't be hungry for the rest of his life. If you give a man a fire, he'll be warm for a night. If you set a man on fire, he won't be cold for the rest of his life and you too will have food and shelter for the rest of your life. Win-win!
@rak1507 Sure you can. Just knock yourself out with the computer and let your family cannibalize you :)
Follow me for more tips on how to eat healthy and cheap!
Dude coinheringaahing
Dude coinheringaahing
@rak1507 Haven't you heard? OnlyFans have reversed their decision :P
rak1507
rak1507
22:36
@Dudecoinheringaahing oh really? ... brb
Dude coinheringaahing
Dude coinheringaahing
Maybe chill with the stars guys
user
user
Yeah
Can you clear a couple? There's a lot of single stars pretty close together
Dude coinheringaahing
Dude coinheringaahing
I've cleared the one about cannibalism, I think the other 3 are ok to leave :P
emanresu A
emanresu A
Three? There are five (all me :p)
user
user
> That's why I take horse dewormer, proved 100% safe by my cousin who heard it from a completely real doctor on YouTube
Hmm, that's totally okay to leave up there :P
Dude coinheringaahing
Dude coinheringaahing
22:38
I'll clear it if you want :P
user
user
Thanks
Dude coinheringaahing
Dude coinheringaahing
@emanresuA Yeah, but 2 of them were 2 hours ago
emanresu A
emanresu A
Tru dat
Dude coinheringaahing
Dude coinheringaahing
Single stars aren't an issue, the problem is multiple messages within a short period of time that have been starred
user
user
True, it just means you have a bad sense of humor :P
hyper-neutrino
hyper-neutrino
22:42
haven't you heard? a prerequisite to being a mod / RO is to not have a sense of humor
user
user
I was talking about the starrer, but sure :P
hyper-neutrino
hyper-neutrino
oh nvm
user
user
Oh no you're right y'all really don't have a sense of humor /s
Also hello again, haven't seen you in chat much recently
Dude coinheringaahing
Dude coinheringaahing
@user That's not really that funny tbh
:P
user
user
😠 Wipe that smile off your face and act like an RO! :P
Dude coinheringaahing
Dude coinheringaahing
22:45
→ 1 cup of sugar added to the mixing bowl, blend with the milk, flour and butter
user
user
We'll have to re-elect you if it turns out you have a sense of humor (and I've always had my suspicions...)
@Dudecoinheringaahing Did you move the wrong message?
emanresu A
emanresu A
@Dudecoinheringaahing You mean 1 teaspoon of cinnamon, right?
Dude coinheringaahing
Dude coinheringaahing
@user No, I just moved a message because it's the least impactful RO power :P
I can kick you if you'd like :P
user
user
In the words of emanresu:
in bleh, Aug 21 at 9:22, by emanresu A
kick me
Dude coinheringaahing
Dude coinheringaahing
If you insist :P
emanresu A
emanresu A
22:47
Lol
user
user
@Dudecoinheringaahing I'm back
user
user
There's two of me now, who you gonna kick? :P
Dude coinheringaahing
Dude coinheringaahing
I could kick both, but that feels like a bit much :P
user
user
You mean three, right?
user
user
Yeah, and you might need to save a kick for real for later
@user Hi there, friend
user
user
22:51
You will never defeat us all
user
user
@user Hi, fellow user
user
user
This is surreal
Dude coinheringaahing
Dude coinheringaahing
ruse and user have different pfps than user :P
user
user
Wait, really?
Dude coinheringaahing
Dude coinheringaahing
Or, they display differently on my screen :P
user
user
22:52
Dammit, ours are rotated 90°
user
user
Odd, it looks like the same one to me
@user Oh, weird
Wait what
user
user
@user Oh wait no
they aren't now
user
user
My pfp has rotational symmetry
user
user
weird
@user Lol
Dude coinheringaahing
Dude coinheringaahing
Plus, with the Pronoun Assistant, user has he/him underneath his username, but user doesn't :P
user
user
22:54
And I still have sussy stuff
from when I was impersonating Luxal
user
user
@Dudecoinheringaahing And I am an it because sock
Dude coinheringaahing
Dude coinheringaahing
Yeah, but you're ruse, not user
user
user
(which is good, of course, so that we can be differentiated)
@Dudecoinheringaahing My name doesn't display as "user" for you?
Browncat Programs
Browncat Programs
Uh...what happened here
user
user
It's user for me, maybe it's a caching thing
user
user
22:55
same
Dude coinheringaahing
Dude coinheringaahing
@user Nope
user
user
Your brain packets must be slow today
Browncat Programs
Browncat Programs
I walk away for five minutes and get a notification a user's been kicked :p
user
user
All user
user
user
@BrowncatPrograms Come join us
Dude coinheringaahing
Dude coinheringaahing
22:55
@BrowncatPrograms That actually contains all the relevant info about who was kicked :P
user
user
Become a user today and receive benefits such as...um, mediocre insurance and a couple of dollars
user
user
We are user
user
user
We are user
user
user
We has cookies
Dude coinheringaahing
Dude coinheringaahing
Oh god, is this another hivemind?
user
user
22:56
We are user
user
user
@Dudecoinheringaahing Yes
user
user
@Dudecoinheringaahing Hiveminds have a central brain, this is just...aimless
Browncat Programs
Browncat Programs
Be careful not to kick more than three users or we'll get armies of angry moderators after us :p
Dude coinheringaahing
Dude coinheringaahing
We currently have 3 mods and a CM in the room, I think we'll get a quick response :P
user
user
We are many
Dude coinheringaahing
Dude coinheringaahing
22:58
Ok, stop
user
user
and you are few
user
user
There is another
@Dudecoinheringaahing :( Fine
Too far?
user
user
What if Lyxal and allxy vecome users as well
user
user
I don't think caird will like that
Dude coinheringaahing
Dude coinheringaahing
There's a limit for these kind of shenanigans, and we're getting very close to it here
user
user
23:00
Ok
user
user
user image
Took a snip to preserve this beautiful moment before my socks leave
user
user
Goodbye
Oh, hello!
What's all this fuss about all these users?
user
user
Hmm
CMQ: Good combination/portmanteau/anagram of "Scala" and "IDE" or "editor"? Thus far, I've come up with "Scalide", "Scide", "Ice salad", and "Sad Alice", all of which sound not great
Browncat Programs
Browncat Programs
Sad Alice is pretty good
Dude coinheringaahing
Dude coinheringaahing
How about "Scadle"?
user
user
23:07
How owuld that be pronounced?
@BrowncatPrograms Why, do you want this Alice to be sad?
Dude coinheringaahing
Dude coinheringaahing
Like "cradle", but with "sc" instead of "cr"
Browncat Programs
Browncat Programs
"Skay-dul" sounds nice
user
user
Ah, not a bad one
rak1507
rak1507
Sidalcea
Sidalcea is a genus (approx. 25 species) of the botanical family Malvaceae. It contains several species of flowering plants known generally as checkerblooms or checkermallows, or prairie mallows in the United Kingdom. They can be annuals or perennials, some rhizomatous. They are native to West and Central North America. In mid- to late summer the clumps of toothed basal leaves produce erect flowering stems, with 5-petalled mallow-type flowers in terminal racemes, in shades of pink, white and purple.Sidalcea is generally diploid (2n = 20), but polyploidy (4n, 6n) also occurs.Annuality appears to...
user
user
Nice and fancy-sounding :P
emanresu A
emanresu A
23:08
detroit
user
user
???
Dude coinheringaahing
Dude coinheringaahing
can't have scala in detroit
user
user
Something just feels off about "A Sad Lice"
Grammar, I guess
Dude coinheringaahing
Dude coinheringaahing
@user Why is it sad? Did it have to use Scala? :P
user
user
ಠ_ಠ
It had to use Scala.JS. Even Scala's elegance cannot protect one from the filth of JS /s
Dude coinheringaahing
Dude coinheringaahing
23:10
CMQ (inspired by a discussion between me and pxeger): is it "skay-la" or "skah-la"?
Browncat Programs
Browncat Programs
skay-la seems right to me
user
user
I used to say "skay-la" but a teacher of mine who used it professionally called it "skah-la"
rak1507
rak1507
obviously skah-la
Browncat Programs
Browncat Programs
Wikipedia says skah-la :(
skay-la sounds way better to me
But not skay-la, skale-uh
user
user
If it was Skala, I'd definitely go with skah-la, but with a "c", I want to make it like "scalar"
Dude coinheringaahing
Dude coinheringaahing
23:12
^
Or "scale"
emanresu A
emanresu A
I prefer tasdocielar
rak1507
rak1507
no, that is wrong and bad
user
user
@emanresuA How would that be pronounced? "Tas-dock-eye-ell-ur"?
@rak1507 You're hurting emanresu's feelings :(
emanresu A
emanresu A
ecosialatrd or lesdarictoa?
Browncat Programs
Browncat Programs
I read it as tas-doh-seal-ar
user
user
23:13
Hmm, I think I'll pass
@BrowncatPrograms Ah, kinda Spanish-y
If I didn't know better (which I don't), I'd think it was a Spanish word pronounced that way
Browncat Programs
Browncat Programs
That looks nothing like a spanish word to me :p
user
user
Sounds like one in my head with your reading of it
With sea-eh-lar at the end
Browncat Programs
Browncat Programs
I wish you could upload folders in gutbub :(
*github
How did I spell that so badly
CMQ: What service would "gutbub" perform?
Dude coinheringaahing
Dude coinheringaahing
Sounds like a takeout service (like Uber Eats, grubhub, etc.)
exedraj
exedraj
@BrowncatPrograms It lets you see inside the stomachs of babies
Browncat Programs
Browncat Programs
23:19
Sounds vaguely like a tool you'd use for something relating to diets, idk
emanresu A
emanresu A
@exedraj Lo
You and Allxy missed the user revolution.
user
user
@exedraj TIHI
@BrowncatPrograms Blow bubbles into your stomach
exedraj
exedraj
@emanresuA you should go document it on the wikia
Dude coinheringaahing
Dude coinheringaahing
@BrowncatPrograms Let's Bubbler see how healthy your gut bacteria are :P
exedraj
exedraj
@user you're telling me that this isn't something you've ever wanted to do?
lame.
emanresu A
emanresu A
23:23
Chat Mini Challenge: Talk with four-plus letter words only.
user
user
@Dudecoinheringaahing All Bubbler needs for that is to consume you :P
@emanresuA Why?
rak1507
rak1507
@emanresuA easily achieved
Dude coinheringaahing
Dude coinheringaahing
@emanresuA no
exedraj
exedraj
@emanresuA maybe myself shan't
user
user
@Dudecoinheringaahing Yes! Big is bad!
@exedraj Is shan't the opposite of SHA or shall not?
Dude coinheringaahing
Dude coinheringaahing
23:25
@user See: CG and CC SE
exedraj
exedraj
@user eh idk
I've only just gotten up, and I'm still a fraction delirious
user
user
Yes you are ✅ dis is TNB we msg smol
@exedraj Understandable, I'm almost always a little delirious
Dude coinheringaahing
Dude coinheringaahing
@exedraj One sixth, or more like two thirds?
user
user
Three twos in my case
Dude coinheringaahing
Dude coinheringaahing
Go Fish :P
user
user
23:26
No, four thirds
@Dudecoinheringaahing ???
emanresu A
emanresu A
nine fours and half a goldfish
exedraj
exedraj
@user maybe a tenth or a sixteenth
@Dudecoinheringaahing ^
user
user
Bah, that's nothing!
exedraj
exedraj
How tf did I manage to reply wronf
*wrong
My estimates must be wrong
user
user
@exedraj Delirium, remembre?
Rest, exedraj, for you are yet incoherent
exedraj
exedraj
23:28
@user rest? I only just got up
Sussy baka
user
user
Rest again, that's what I do :P
@exedraj akab yssuS
exedraj
exedraj
Hopefully my extra strong tea fully wakes me up
user
user
CMP: Tea, coffee, or other beverage? (any time of day, doesn't have to be morning)
Huh, Freudian typo
tjjfvi
tjjfvi
Ice water
rak1507
rak1507
@user milk
user
user
23:31
Which animal?
exedraj
exedraj
Joe
user
user
...Who's Joe?
exedraj
exedraj
Obama!
emanresu A
emanresu A
JOE MAMA GET REKD LOLOLOLOLOL
user
user
@exedraj Uh, ok
@emanresuA omg what a roast
exedraj
exedraj
23:32
@user Joe Obama, the 69th presidank of the untied states
6
How don't you know this?
user
user
Sorry, I am an ignorant peasant
exedraj
exedraj
Smh
Dude coinheringaahing
Dude coinheringaahing
@exedraj I thought that was Jobama, not Joe Obama?
user
user
I cannot read, therefore, I do not know of such current events
exedraj
exedraj
@Dudecoinheringaahing see you're getting confused with the 420th presidank
user
user
23:33
@Dudecoinheringaahing Apparently his real name is Joe Obama, it's just shortened to that becauase it's easier to say
exedraj
exedraj
@Dudecoinheringaahing An honest and common mistake
user
user
Ugh
@exedraj Has there been a 69420th presidank?
exedraj
exedraj
@user no
They're up to the 42069th I think
user
user
Huh, who's the latest presidank?
Dude coinheringaahing
Dude coinheringaahing
Lyxal
exedraj
exedraj
23:34
^
Dude coinheringaahing
Dude coinheringaahing
But he doesn't like to brag :P
Allxy
Allxy
^
emanresu A
emanresu A
^, ^^, ^^^, and ^^^^
user
user
Your Dankness, I was not aware that such an Edgy Memelord was among us!
tjjfvi
tjjfvi
/\^*/
user
user
23:35
I bow before you
@tjjfvi How dare you try to capture our messages!
Dude coinheringaahing
Dude coinheringaahing
@tjjfvi , , , and
exedraj
exedraj
This is going on my wikia page
user
user
tjjfvi is sus, eject them!
@exedraj Too small for that (at least right now), I think the wiki should only be for medium/large TNB memes and stuff
@exedraj What are your policies? What will you do now that you're presidank of the untied states?
tjjfvi
tjjfvi
@Dudecoinheringaahing <https://xkcd.com/33/>
exedraj
exedraj
@user too latw
user
user
23:38
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ It's not a big deal, the wiki is a meme in itself anyway :P
exedraj
exedraj
@user universal wage, free university and compulsory rickroll day
user
user
> consequently, his addiction to code golf fully began
@exedraj Thank you!
Can you also make a govt dept dedicated to making surreal memes to keep people happy?
exedraj
exedraj
That's just esoserver with extra steps
user
user
Fund them to make them happier too then
May I apply for a dual citizenship? (I'm from the United States but want to live in the Untied States)
exedraj
exedraj
Sure
Dude coinheringaahing
Dude coinheringaahing
23:42
@user Just go to your state border and start unpicking the string that holds them together
tjjfvi
tjjfvi
(Untied States might be a more apt name for the US given the recent political divide)
exedraj
exedraj
@user apply here: rr.noordstar.me/…
user
user
@Dudecoinheringaahing Thanks
@exedraj :) Thank you for the Rick Astley
emanresu A
emanresu A
@exedraj You got me
user
user
I love him, does he live in the Untied States too? (and if not, can you free him and exfiltrate him there?)
exedraj
exedraj
23:43
@user you're now officially a citizen of the Untied States
user
user
I feel very proud to be a real Unmerican
tjjfvi
tjjfvi
@exedraj I was like 50% sure that was a rickroll, but I still clicked it for some reason
user
user
rr.noordstar.me
Jo King
Jo King
i can't tell if these are Unsong references
tjjfvi
tjjfvi
@user Yeah, I got it now
user
user
23:47
@JoKing What's that (DDG doesn't give helpful results)
Jo King
Jo King
really? looks like the first result for me
Unsong is a webnovel that (among other things) renames the United States to the Untied States
user
user
Oh, the book?
Jo King
Jo King
yup, pretty fun, lots of puns
user
user
Bookmarked :)
tjjfvi
tjjfvi
Btw @JoKing, not sure if you saw my comment, but I submitted an answer to Complement a POSIX Extended Regular Expression which I believe qualifies for your unanswered question bounty :)
exedraj
exedraj
23:52
@JoKing I've never heard of Unsong before
Jo King
Jo King
@tjjfvi yeah sorry, there's been a couple of answers for that, i haven't got round to putting up the bounties
tjjfvi
tjjfvi
Ok, thanks; no rush :)
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