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10:11 PM
@DLosc I've linked to a cat program in the gist now
@DLosc Can't expect someone to say it perfectly after all that beer, can you? :P
 
@user But if anyone could, it'd be Shaggy :P
 
@user Great! (Except for the propaganda.)
 
Oh yeah, Shaggy can golf Japt after drinking that much
@DLosc Propaganda?! It's just facts! :P
 
Well, the first meaning of "evil" on Wiktionary is "Intending to harm," so it is true by that definition that cats are sometimes evil. :P
Especially if you're a mouse.
 
:P
 
10:19 PM
Just got vaccinated
 
So I'm trying to get the exponentiation to work, and I inputted 2 and 3 on separate lines, but it just gives me 1 back. Putting them on the same line results in an error
@emanresuA Nice, first or second?
 
@emanresuA Congrats, you're now 50% immortal :P
 
Free 5G for life now! :p
 
How do you feel about our Lord and Saviour, Bill Gates?
 
10:20 PM
And an autism upgrade if you had it already! :P
 
First
This discussion is getting very random
 
@Dudecoinheringaahing You know, I've recently been thinking about it, and I'm not some weird Microsoft worshipper or anything but I'm starting to feel the urge to buy Office 365, a surface, and a Windows Phone
@emanresuA Nah, it's just vaccine( conspiracie)s and mesoamerican cultures
 
@user Well, there's a site for the last one :p
 
@user I wonder if it has to use characters, like BF. It's the same knot for input in the cat program as in all the numeric input programs.
 
But now I want a real Windows Phone so I can worship Bill Gates 24/7
@DLosc Hmm, that's odd
 
10:22 PM
@user Have I got the SE site for you :P
 
@Dudecoinheringaahing Ninja'd by emanresu
I see the blessed Windows Phone users and I wish to ascend and become one of them and one with the Lord, Bill Gates
 
By the way, did you know that the Covid vaccine contains traces of dihydrogen monoxide, a dangerous chemical that kills thousands every year?
 
Obligatory dhmo.org link
 
(jk just in case anyone takes it eriously)
 
@emanresuA That's why I take horse dewormer, proved 100% safe by my cousin who heard it from a completely real doctor on YouTube
 
10:25 PM
@user I think you mean "docter" (It's the English spelling if anyone asks ;P)
 
@emanresuA Oh, I think it's more than traces.
 
I'm not like those stupid anti-vaxxers. I make sure to get my feline leukemia shot every year.
 
@Dudecoinheringaahing I think it was DOCTER, actually, because they were so qualified :P
 
@DLosc Spoiler: the vaccine is just a water placebo :P
 
@BrowncatPrograms wut
 
10:26 PM
I also carry my rabies tag everywhere I go, since some places have started to require proof of vaccination
 
@Dudecoinheringaahing I know you're joking, but would bad things happen if you injected water into yourself?
 
Depends on how much and where
 
@Dudecoinheringaahing Oh! I like the Docter. He makes great movies.
 
Safest thing is to not do it tho :P
 
Probably not too much, but if you injected too much you'd mess up the salinity level
That's why in hospitals it'll always be a saline solution
Your cells can burst otherwise
 
10:27 PM
@BrowncatPrograms Why would you do that? I keep my rabies tag at home because people get so pissed off for no reason when I tell them I have it. Man, I hate the discrimination in our cancel culture
@BrowncatPrograms Yeah that takes a lot of water
I was thinking the normal amount of a vaccine, just replaced with water instead
@user Or maybe not I dumb
 
Yeah, I'm just saying don't inject yourself with a gallon of water or bad things might occur :p
For a vaccine sized dose of DHMO it'd probably be fine, but idk
 
@BrowncatPrograms What about a gallon of antifreeze?
It'll keep me warm, right?
 
That's healthy
 
Aug 23 at 20:57, by user
It was soul-crushing when I found out that I am not, in fact, immune to osmosis
Too bad I can't go around injecting myself with gallons of water
 
10:29 PM
@emanresuA How else are you supposed to stay unfrozen?
 
@emanresuA Let's just say you'll never have to worry about being cold again...
 
Fun fact: because of the calorie count, if you drink a gallon of gasoline, you'll never have to eat again for the rest of your life!
2
 
(It'd actually only last about half a month D:)
 
Also a fun fact: if you give birth underwater, the baby can remain underwater for its entire life!
 
@Dudecoinheringaahing Sadly, gas prices have risen too much for that
 
10:32 PM
@rak1507 Ever heard of water births?
 
that's not 'underwater' though right
idk, never given birth myself
3
 
Did you know that your computer could feed you and your family for up to a month?
 
@emanresuA not now that my onlyfans account has been deleted
 
Fun fact: If you give a man, a fish, he won't be hungry for the rest of his life. If you give a man a fire, he'll be warm for a night. If you set a man on fire, he won't be cold for the rest of his life and you too will have food and shelter for the rest of your life. Win-win!
@rak1507 Sure you can. Just knock yourself out with the computer and let your family cannibalize you :)
Follow me for more tips on how to eat healthy and cheap!
 
@rak1507 Haven't you heard? OnlyFans have reversed their decision :P
 
10:36 PM
@Dudecoinheringaahing oh really? ... brb
 
Maybe chill with the stars guys
 
Yeah
Can you clear a couple? There's a lot of single stars pretty close together
 
I've cleared the one about cannibalism, I think the other 3 are ok to leave :P
 
Three? There are five (all me :p)
 
> That's why I take horse dewormer, proved 100% safe by my cousin who heard it from a completely real doctor on YouTube
Hmm, that's totally okay to leave up there :P
 
10:38 PM
I'll clear it if you want :P
 
Thanks
 
@emanresuA Yeah, but 2 of them were 2 hours ago
 
Tru dat
 
Single stars aren't an issue, the problem is multiple messages within a short period of time that have been starred
 
True, it just means you have a bad sense of humor :P
 
10:42 PM
haven't you heard? a prerequisite to being a mod / RO is to not have a sense of humor
 
I was talking about the starrer, but sure :P
 
oh nvm
 
Oh no you're right y'all really don't have a sense of humor /s
Also hello again, haven't seen you in chat much recently
 
@user That's not really that funny tbh
:P
 
😠 Wipe that smile off your face and act like an RO! :P
 
10:45 PM
1 cup of sugar added to the mixing bowl, blend with the milk, flour and butter
 
We'll have to re-elect you if it turns out you have a sense of humor (and I've always had my suspicions...)
@Dudecoinheringaahing Did you move the wrong message?
 
@Dudecoinheringaahing You mean 1 teaspoon of cinnamon, right?
 
@user No, I just moved a message because it's the least impactful RO power :P
I can kick you if you'd like :P
 
In the words of emanresu:
in bleh, Aug 21 at 9:22, by emanresu A
kick me
 
If you insist :P
 
10:47 PM
Lol
 
@Dudecoinheringaahing I'm back
 
There's two of me now, who you gonna kick? :P
 
I could kick both, but that feels like a bit much :P
 
You mean three, right?
 
Yeah, and you might need to save a kick for real for later
@user Hi there, friend
 
10:51 PM
You will never defeat us all
 
@user Hi, fellow user
 
This is surreal
 
ruse and user have different pfps than user :P
 
Wait, really?
 
Or, they display differently on my screen :P
 
10:52 PM
Dammit, ours are rotated 90°
 
Odd, it looks like the same one to me
@user Oh, weird
Wait what
 
@user Oh wait no
they aren't now
 
My pfp has rotational symmetry
 
weird
@user Lol
 
Plus, with the Pronoun Assistant, user has he/him underneath his username, but user doesn't :P
 
10:54 PM
And I still have sussy stuff
from when I was impersonating Luxal
 
@Dudecoinheringaahing And I am an it because sock
 
Yeah, but you're ruse, not user
 
(which is good, of course, so that we can be differentiated)
@Dudecoinheringaahing My name doesn't display as "user" for you?
 
Uh...what happened here
 
It's user for me, maybe it's a caching thing
 
10:55 PM
same
 
Your brain packets must be slow today
 
I walk away for five minutes and get a notification a user's been kicked :p
 
All user
 
@BrowncatPrograms Come join us
 
10:55 PM
@BrowncatPrograms That actually contains all the relevant info about who was kicked :P
 
Become a user today and receive benefits such as...um, mediocre insurance and a couple of dollars
 
We are user
 
We are user
 
We has cookies
 
Oh god, is this another hivemind?
 
10:56 PM
We are user
 
@Dudecoinheringaahing Yes
 
@Dudecoinheringaahing Hiveminds have a central brain, this is just...aimless
 
Be careful not to kick more than three users or we'll get armies of angry moderators after us :p
 
We currently have 3 mods and a CM in the room, I think we'll get a quick response :P
 
We are many
 
and you are few
 
There is another
@Dudecoinheringaahing :( Fine
Too far?
 
What if Lyxal and allxy vecome users as well
 
I don't think caird will like that
 
There's a limit for these kind of shenanigans, and we're getting very close to it here
 
11:00 PM
Ok
 
Took a snip to preserve this beautiful moment before my socks leave
 
Goodbye
Oh, hello!
What's all this fuss about all these users?
 
Hmm
CMQ: Good combination/portmanteau/anagram of "Scala" and "IDE" or "editor"? Thus far, I've come up with "Scalide", "Scide", "Ice salad", and "Sad Alice", all of which sound not great
 
Sad Alice is pretty good
 
How about "Scadle"?
 
11:07 PM
How owuld that be pronounced?
@BrowncatPrograms Why, do you want this Alice to be sad?
 
Like "cradle", but with "sc" instead of "cr"
 
"Skay-dul" sounds nice
 
Ah, not a bad one
 
Sidalcea is a genus (approx. 25 species) of the botanical family Malvaceae. It contains several species of flowering plants known generally as checkerblooms or checkermallows, or prairie mallows in the United Kingdom. They can be annuals or perennials, some rhizomatous. They are native to West and Central North America. In mid- to late summer the clumps of toothed basal leaves produce erect flowering stems, with 5-petalled mallow-type flowers in terminal racemes, in shades of pink, white and purple.Sidalcea is generally diploid (2n = 20), but polyploidy (4n, 6n) also occurs.Annuality appears to...
 
Nice and fancy-sounding :P
 
11:08 PM
detroit
 
???
 
can't have scala in detroit
 
Something just feels off about "A Sad Lice"
Grammar, I guess
 
@user Why is it sad? Did it have to use Scala? :P
 
ಠ_ಠ
It had to use Scala.JS. Even Scala's elegance cannot protect one from the filth of JS /s
 
11:10 PM
CMQ (inspired by a discussion between me and pxeger): is it "skay-la" or "skah-la"?
 
skay-la seems right to me
 
I used to say "skay-la" but a teacher of mine who used it professionally called it "skah-la"
 
obviously skah-la
 
Wikipedia says skah-la :(
skay-la sounds way better to me
But not skay-la, skale-uh
 
If it was Skala, I'd definitely go with skah-la, but with a "c", I want to make it like "scalar"
 
11:12 PM
^
Or "scale"
 
I prefer tasdocielar
 
no, that is wrong and bad
 
@emanresuA How would that be pronounced? "Tas-dock-eye-ell-ur"?
@rak1507 You're hurting emanresu's feelings :(
 
ecosialatrd or lesdarictoa?
 
I read it as tas-doh-seal-ar
 
11:13 PM
Hmm, I think I'll pass
@BrowncatPrograms Ah, kinda Spanish-y
If I didn't know better (which I don't), I'd think it was a Spanish word pronounced that way
 
That looks nothing like a spanish word to me :p
 
Sounds like one in my head with your reading of it
With sea-eh-lar at the end
 
I wish you could upload folders in gutbub :(
*github
How did I spell that so badly
CMQ: What service would "gutbub" perform?
 
Sounds like a takeout service (like Uber Eats, grubhub, etc.)
 
@BrowncatPrograms It lets you see inside the stomachs of babies
 
11:19 PM
Sounds vaguely like a tool you'd use for something relating to diets, idk
 
@exedraj Lo
You and Allxy missed the user revolution.
 
@exedraj TIHI
@BrowncatPrograms Blow bubbles into your stomach
 
@emanresuA you should go document it on the wikia
 
@BrowncatPrograms Let's Bubbler see how healthy your gut bacteria are :P
 
@user you're telling me that this isn't something you've ever wanted to do?
lame.
 
11:23 PM
Chat Mini Challenge: Talk with four-plus letter words only.
 
@Dudecoinheringaahing All Bubbler needs for that is to consume you :P
@emanresuA Why?
 
@emanresuA easily achieved
 
@emanresuA no
 
@emanresuA maybe myself shan't
 
@Dudecoinheringaahing Yes! Big is bad!
@exedraj Is shan't the opposite of SHA or shall not?
 
11:25 PM
@user See: CG and CC SE
 
@user eh idk
I've only just gotten up, and I'm still a fraction delirious
 
Yes you are ✅ dis is TNB we msg smol
@exedraj Understandable, I'm almost always a little delirious
 
@exedraj One sixth, or more like two thirds?
 
Three twos in my case
 
Go Fish :P
 
11:26 PM
No, four thirds
@Dudecoinheringaahing ???
 
nine fours and half a goldfish
 
@user maybe a tenth or a sixteenth
@Dudecoinheringaahing ^
 
Bah, that's nothing!
 
How tf did I manage to reply wronf
*wrong
My estimates must be wrong
 
@exedraj Delirium, remembre?
Rest, exedraj, for you are yet incoherent
 
11:28 PM
@user rest? I only just got up
Sussy baka
 
Rest again, that's what I do :P
@exedraj akab yssuS
 
Hopefully my extra strong tea fully wakes me up
 
CMP: Tea, coffee, or other beverage? (any time of day, doesn't have to be morning)
Huh, Freudian typo
 
Ice water
 
@user milk
 
11:31 PM
Which animal?
 
Joe
 
...Who's Joe?
 
Obama!
 
JOE MAMA GET REKD LOLOLOLOLOL
 
@exedraj Uh, ok
@emanresuA omg what a roast
 
11:32 PM
@user Joe Obama, the 69th presidank of the untied states
6
How don't you know this?
 
Sorry, I am an ignorant peasant
 
Smh
 
@exedraj I thought that was Jobama, not Joe Obama?
 
I cannot read, therefore, I do not know of such current events
 
@Dudecoinheringaahing see you're getting confused with the 420th presidank
 
11:33 PM
@Dudecoinheringaahing Apparently his real name is Joe Obama, it's just shortened to that becauase it's easier to say
 
@Dudecoinheringaahing An honest and common mistake
 
Ugh
@exedraj Has there been a 69420th presidank?
 
@user no
They're up to the 42069th I think
 
Huh, who's the latest presidank?
 
11:34 PM
^
 
But he doesn't like to brag :P
 
^
 
^, ^^, ^^^, and ^^^^
 
Your Dankness, I was not aware that such an Edgy Memelord was among us!
 
/\^*/
 
11:35 PM
I bow before you
@tjjfvi How dare you try to capture our messages!
 
@tjjfvi , , , and
 
This is going on my wikia page
 
tjjfvi is sus, eject them!
@exedraj Too small for that (at least right now), I think the wiki should only be for medium/large TNB memes and stuff
@exedraj What are your policies? What will you do now that you're presidank of the untied states?
 
@Dudecoinheringaahing <https://xkcd.com/33/>
 
@user too latw
 
11:38 PM
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ It's not a big deal, the wiki is a meme in itself anyway :P
 
@user universal wage, free university and compulsory rickroll day
 
> consequently, his addiction to code golf fully began
@exedraj Thank you!
Can you also make a govt dept dedicated to making surreal memes to keep people happy?
 
That's just esoserver with extra steps
 
Fund them to make them happier too then
May I apply for a dual citizenship? (I'm from the United States but want to live in the Untied States)
 
Sure
 
11:42 PM
@user Just go to your state border and start unpicking the string that holds them together
 
(Untied States might be a more apt name for the US given the recent political divide)
 
@user apply here: rr.noordstar.me/…
 
@Dudecoinheringaahing Thanks
@exedraj :) Thank you for the Rick Astley
 
@exedraj You got me
 
I love him, does he live in the Untied States too? (and if not, can you free him and exfiltrate him there?)
 
11:43 PM
@user you're now officially a citizen of the Untied States
 
I feel very proud to be a real Unmerican
 
@exedraj I was like 50% sure that was a rickroll, but I still clicked it for some reason
 
rr.noordstar.me
 
i can't tell if these are Unsong references
 
@user Yeah, I got it now
 
11:47 PM
@JoKing What's that (DDG doesn't give helpful results)
 
really? looks like the first result for me
Unsong is a webnovel that (among other things) renames the United States to the Untied States
 
Oh, the book?
 
yup, pretty fun, lots of puns
 
Bookmarked :)
 
Btw @JoKing, not sure if you saw my comment, but I submitted an answer to Complement a POSIX Extended Regular Expression which I believe qualifies for your unanswered question bounty :)
 
11:52 PM
@JoKing I've never heard of Unsong before
 
@tjjfvi yeah sorry, there's been a couple of answers for that, i haven't got round to putting up the bounties
 
Ok, thanks; no rush :)
 

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