The Nineteenth Byte

user

00:00

idk about you, but I always use socks for my puppets. Shoes just don't work that well, and hats are abysmal

lyxal

Or even a shirt account

user

@rak1507 People have Red Hat Accounts :P

Glove puppets do exist, though, as do rod puppets

lyxal

How about hoodie puppets?

hyper-neutrino

00:41

oh is this a sock puppet party now (i am aware i am like an hour late)

caird coinheringaahing

CMC: Given a binary function f and an integer n, output the n x n matrix where each cell (i, j) is given by f(i, j) % 2

hyper-neutrino

çþ`Ḃ in jelly i believe

caird coinheringaahing

Or çþ%2

hyper-neutrino

00:58

ah yeah

OldSandboxPosts

Sandbox posts last active a week ago: Will Alice win in this Stick Bomber game? [code-golf] [decision-problem] [game]

user

01:19

@cairdcoinheringaahing APL: probably {2|o.aa~iw} (on my phone, so no APL glyphs)

@hyper-neutrino HN, your sock is a mod, right?

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Q: Park, Lake, Santa Fe

Given a long multi-sentence string, the goal is the count the occurrences of the following words: park, lake, Santa Fe. The words can appear as substrings of other words, i.e, "parked" counts as an instance of "park" since "park" is a substring. The output should be three numbers separated by spa...

caird coinheringaahing

01:39

@NewPosts Jelly's string handling is awful ಠ_ಠ

Also, there needs to be a dyad which is a combination of w and ẹ

lyxal

01:52

@cairdcoinheringaahing laughs in python's str.count

Unrelated String

02:08

@cairdcoinheringaahing fuck, the best i can think of is aƑÐƤT, and that's five bytes

(naturally trying to use that for the challenge also comes out a byte longer: aƑÐƤⱮ“£Ḟœ“ċẈ“¡ç1Ḋı»§)

caird coinheringaahing

02:36

Am I missing something?

Unrelated String

don't think so

caird coinheringaahing

I just outgolfed everyone on that, with a builtin that existed at the time of the challenge IIRC. That feels wrong

Unrelated String

lol

Bubbler

@cairdcoinheringaahing "Indices of occurrences of sublist y in x", or maybe something like APL's ⍷

caird coinheringaahing

@Bubbler Yeah, that needs to be a thing in Jelly

Unrelated String

02:38

and the existing jelly answer was !Æfċ5

caird coinheringaahing

I think w-underdot is still free, might add that to my fork

Unrelated String

good idea

Redwolf Programs

03:22

Wow, "saved x bytes thanks to redwolf programs" is something I never thought I'd see on an Arnauld answer :D

lyxal

Where link?

Redwolf Programs

Q: codegolf.stackexchange.com/questions/231748/…

lyxal

Jokes on you because I ended up finding it from your comments

@RedwolfPrograms hehe next thing you know you'll be inspiring byte shaves on two answers with one comment

Redwolf Programs

> Don't make a U-turn on a one-way street.

Getting the most out of driving class...

lyxal

Imagine driving

Unrelated String

03:40

^

i had a driver's ed class like two years ago and i actually couldn't stand it there

Redwolf Programs

I'm doing the not-driving-a-car part of it online

Unrelated String

nice

lyxal

@RedwolfPrograms oh I remember doing that

After a while, the question set becomes so familiar you just sit there somewhat mindlessly clicking the answers

Unrelated String

lol

lyxal

Like I went to do the test to apply for my learners licence and the good majority of it was just remembering which answer is was

As in, I already had seen most of the questions from practice

Unrelated String

03:48

yep

lyxal

So it was remembering which letter instead of the actual fact

PyGamer0

hi

lyxal

@PyGamer0 howdy!

Redwolf Programs

I still sort of can't believe that we're all fine with giving control of giant pieces of metal that can go hundreds of kilometers per hour to 16yos who took a few classes and a test lol

lyxal

Hey I was 18 when I got my learners

Shut up

Redwolf Programs

03:50

I'm not talking about you :p

Bubbler

I have a license but I don't know how to drive my car

lyxal

Very relateable

PyGamer0

who else hates exams here

Redwolf Programs

Not me

Bubbler

Depends on what kind of exams

Unrelated String

03:52

exams are by far the least shit part of education in my experience

Bubbler

Exams can be fine, but they can also be very shit

lyxal

Exams such as maths and essay writing subjects are usually fine

But programming exams are the opposite

Because unlike us, they don't follow the rule of having objective criterion

And you can't VTC the exam questions as unclear and wait for them to use the sandbox

Unrelated String

my only experience with programming exams was having to handwrite java for ap csa

Redwolf Programs

Oh no, I'm taking that next year

Hopefully that's not still a thing

Bubbler

> handwrite java

Unrelated String

03:56

and that was
silly
but the test itself was so far beyond fucking braindead that handwriting java was literally the biggest challenge

Bubbler

How can anyone even do that

PyGamer0

yes i have my geography exam in 15 minuestestsasats

Unrelated String

i spent probably three times as long making sure my curly braces were legible alone than i spent actually studying

PyGamer0

@UnrelatedString ? just copy the font you are using

{

Unrelated String

that's much harder than it sounds

send me something to write and i will show you a photo of my normal handwriting

PyGamer0

03:58

@UnrelatedString just make a square bracket with then middle little outwards

Bubbler

Oh right, I don't like paper tests because I suck at handwriting

Unrelated String

but that's
not how you write it

you gotta do a little fuckin
stacked integral signs
thing

PyGamer0

@Bubbler i have an online written test

Unrelated String

nice

Redwolf Programs

Having to write legibly is awful

Especially with a pen

Especially on an AP test where it's half the score

lyxal

03:59

me on my way to go attend a lecture teaching html

Unrelated String

pen is easier than pencil because it's more of a pain to begin with

PyGamer0

Redwolf Programs

Too easy to misread

Unrelated String

what the fuck font

PyGamer0

^ that is a "curly" brace

@UnrelatedString MS-Paint brush

Bubbler

04:00

@PyGamer0 Like, you can write your answers with your keyboard?

Unrelated String

@PyGamer0 i'm relieved

PyGamer0

@Bubbler no i have to send pictures of papers that i PHYsically write

Unrelated String

classic

Bubbler

Uhh that's horrible

Why do they do that when the test is online anyways

lyxal

@PyGamer0 wait what?

PyGamer0

04:01

until the final exams last years; they were MCQ in MS-FORM

so i had to click a little and submit the paper

Redwolf Programs

@PyGamer0 I had to do that for a few non-CS classes last year and it's awful

Unrelated String

multiple? damn

PyGamer0

rn i have 10 exams

  _
 |
-
 |_

lyxal

@PyGamer0 10?

PyGamer0

^ does that look like a curly brace?

@lyxal yes

lyxal

04:08

somewhat

@PyGamer0 ^

Bubbler

Looks like some sort of optical illusion

3

PyGamer0

@Bubbler how?

Bubbler

I can't explain but it just does

PyGamer0

yeah thats bad

ok now my exam gonna start

lyxal

have fun

Redwolf Programs

04:15

GL!

lyxal

aw, they left

sad

real gamers keep chatting in the tnb during their exams

Razetime

true

A username

04:34

lol

lyxal

that's what I did during my software exam a month ago

Jun 16 at 4:51, by lyxal

Wow y'all having fun conversations while I gotta do Java exam. ;p

because I'm an epic gamer kekw

lyxal

04:48

definitive photo-taking guide according to my lecture

relevant html

Razetime

in my class we are talking about adding even numbers wiht odd number

A username

Even + Odd = Even, right?

Razetime

...

Redwolf Programs

Wait no

lyxal

@Ausername n...no

(5 + 10) % 2 != 0

A username

05:25

@lyxal That is false

PyGamer0

05:44

i am back

turns out i had 3 chapters for exam

Unrelated String

nice

PyGamer0

but i studied 2

hyper-neutrino

F

Bubbler

F

PyGamer0

i didnt see the 3rd one

Unrelated String

05:46

F

PyGamer0

05:57

HOLY: I made the online interpreter for 51ac8 work

Razetime

congratumalations

now break it

PyGamer0

and i cant kill the process lol

@lyxal my parents will scold

Razetime

parents are overrated

Adám

06:16

@user Shorter as full program: 2|∘.⎕⍨⍳⎕

lyxal

06:31

@PyGamer0 that's how pythonanywhere works

PyGamer0

@lyxal i havent hosted it on PA yet

ok tmrw is my chemistry exam

C4000H8002 exists

lyxal

06:58

@PyGamer0 oh

erm

do you have a kill route in the flask app?

hmm you do

A username

07:12

Is it faster to multiply two single-digit numbers or use a lookup table?

Also what happened to the HW feed?

Bubbler

@Ausername Faster for a machine or a human?

A username

Machine

Also is there any difference for larger numbers?

Bubbler

I guess multiply wins over lookup for register-sized numbers and output

and lookup is pointless (you can't store that large lookup table in a reasonable machine) for something larger than that

A username

That makes sense

Hello, World!

07:30

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A: "Hello, World!"

GForth 17 Bytes ." Hello, World!"

Bubbler

Register-sized multiplication is 1 instruction and takes at most 2~4 times the time to do a register-sized addition. 2D lookup table takes a multiplication by constant, an addition, and then a memory read. Even if you use a power-of-2 size to replace multiplication with shift, it's at least two instructions, and a memory read can get very slow on cache miss.

A username

Ok

caird coinheringaahing

07:49

@Ausername It's a feed, so it can take up to 30 mins (an hour?), unlike the bots for main, meta and the Sandbox

A username

oh

I'm used to bots (like hyper) which are instant.

caird coinheringaahing

ಠ_ಠ A couple of people suggested golfs while I was asleep. Editing on mobile is a nightmare, and I won't get to my laptop for at least 30 minutes, but chat is fine to use :P

Nice golf @UnrelatedString, it will be edited in soon :P

Unrelated String

thanks

PyGamer0

test pls

wanna see if it wokrs

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Q: Chess Squad March

You control a chess squad consisting of a king and several other pieces, on a chess board. Your army is placed so that no piece is further than K=8 squares away (horizontally and vertically) from your king. You will receive a destination square for the king and you must generate a list of moves f...

javascript chess test-battery

A username

07:55

It's... not running :p

PyGamer0

@Ausername click stop

hmm a bug

lyxal

me when I'm so close to 15k

A username

Oh i see

cool

@lyxal You get to, woo-hoo, protect questions.

Like that's ever gonna be useful

lyxal

yeah

but it's still cool

A username

True

^^^^^^^^^^^^ looks like a very well-thought-out mess.

caird coinheringaahing

08:01

@Ausername I think I might be the only person who's actually made the 15k privilege useful, in that I unprotected all of the questions that Community protected, just cause they got a spam answer :P

A username

Oh true

caird coinheringaahing

And now that the threshold for auto-protection is so high, I doubt that'll be needed too often

PyGamer0

0

A: "Hello, World!"

51AC8, 2 bytes Kh Try it Online! Finally an online interpreter. A little quirk you have to press Run twice.

A username

@PyGamer0 You can probably just do some trick with promises to get sent the response - have a look at Vyxal's implementation.

PyGamer0

@Ausername ?

caird coinheringaahing

08:06

A list of all protections on the site

A username

For the request sending to the interpreter so you don't have to press stop

PyGamer0

08:17

i updated all the answers to the online interpreter

Hello, World!

1

A: "Hello, World!"

51AC8, 2 bytes Kh Try it Online! Finally an online interpreter. A little quirk you have to press Run twice.

PyGamer0

@Ausername well locally i dont

caird coinheringaahing

So, TIO links have the format https://tio.run/##<whatever> such as https://tio.run/##y0rNyan8//9RwxzjhztaE49Mtz46@dDu//8B. For some reason, the SE app changes the # to %23 whenever TIO links are included in comments, which breaks them: tio.run/%23%23S8vJLEjKLPn/…

PyGamer0

what on earth is happening :/

caird coinheringaahing

The proper link should be tio.run/##S8vJLEjKLPn/…

Wheat Wizard

08:39

@JoKing Just thought I'd let you know that I beat the previous Hello World in Lost by 1 byte.

tio.run/##y8kvLvn/X9UOBOxj7JAAV4qikkOMkl2MkkdqTk6@jkJ4flEOl13Z//…

A username

@WheatWizard Nice!

N3buchadnezzar

@cairdcoinheringaahing But why?

I am Bach btw

Wheat Wizard

09:10

@WheatWizard ... and I beat that by another byte now.

tio.run/##y8kvLvn/30bVxkbf3gYZcCkqxSjF2Cl5pObk5OsohOcX5aRwldk4/…

A username

Let me guess: A flag prints characters, Q tests it?

Wheat Wizard

Yeah, Q is for Quiet Quiz, V is for Verbose Verification.

A username

What a language.

Just warning you guys, my next character to change cop is going to be hard.

Probably going to make it a bit bigger before I post.

A username

09:53

puzzling.meta.stackexchange.com/users/74796/…

What happened to my meta pfp on puzzling?

Ik about the email hash thing, but I've only been there for a month or two...

pxeger

10:43

rip wikipedia

caird coinheringaahing

What's happened to it?

A username

https://codegolf.stackexchange.com/a/231820/100664
Question: Does the image in this make this less or more confusing?

pxeger

it's down, that's all

A username

caird coinheringaahing

Looks up to me

A username

10:47

Nope

pxeger

not for me, nor for these people:

- i.sstatic.net/MgGrN.png

A username

Link?

pxeger

downdetector.com/status/wikipedia

it seems to just be overloaded

A username

Why that language option?

pxeger

> Check the status of Wikipedia in other countries

it's not a language selector

A username

10:52

Oh

But why "Russian Federation"

pxeger

because that's Russia's official name

A username

Ok

If you want me to look anything up for you I can

pxeger

I was about to quote from wikipedia to tell you why it's called that lol

A username

Oh great it's down for me now

'nigh

t

Adám

11:09

Works for me, but had a brief outage for me earlier.

A username

Do you guys think Vyxal silently erroring during parsing counts as erroring?

lyxal

Yes

Because if you run it offline, it actually does error

caird coinheringaahing

If a program errors in the woods and no-one is there to see it, does it really error? :P

A username

Oh true

@cairdcoinheringaahing and it outputs nothing

Like the output box is empty

lyxal

The online version is a bit funny when reporting errors

A username

11:12

Try `` vs ;

@lyxal I don't understand why though...

lyxal

Because it's wrapped in a try except block online

That's why

A username

o

Just go SYNAX EROR in the except block then :p

lyxal

"Synax eror"

A username

Yes

lyxal

Brb gonna go open a new PEP to make python change from syntax error to synax error :p

A username

11:17

synax eror

lyxal

Stupid autocorrect

caird coinheringaahing

@lyxal New lang idea: Pythn, which is just Python but with a bunch of spelling errors :P

lyxal

*erors

A username

wiz opin('file.txt') az fyle: whell 1: [chur(x + 6) four x inn vareabble]

lyxal

prant("henlo wrld¡")

A username

11:27

imprut itretouulz az veariaibbbblle

lyxal

mop(lemdba x: x + 1, rongue(1, 69))

A username

daf fanktion(): perss

lyxal

retorn evel(impot()) * 2

A username

May 15 at 23:31, by A username

pablik claz man{
    tatik man(stwig[] argz){
      siztem.owt.pritLin('Hello, world!')
    }
}

PyGamer0

impart meth

meth.san(3)

impart nempi az np

lyxal

11:34

fer eye innn renge(10): pronk(eye)

PyGamer0

np.errey([2])

lyxal

inpront tihs

PyGamer0

[x far x en rauge(ant(anupt())]

@cairdcoinheringaahing pythen

lyxal

lanst(mop(strrr, ragne(1, 500))

@PyGamer0 *pithyn

A username

stirer(ant(lyst(toople(gonaratier))))

lyxal

11:37

closs Objict: daf __innit__(shelf): parse

PyGamer0

ok dataypes: ant, flat, toophle, lyxt, dekt, buul

A username

bite

'night

lyxal

ranse SynaxEror("wait thos istnt oython")

@Ausername o/

Cod gerlf

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PyGamer0

keywords: glass, dof, retrun, Troo, Felsa,

rice

*nicce

*nice

pxeger

I might actually now add autocorrect to my cursed fork of Python

PyGamer0

11:43

@pxeger or maybe add more replace( to this

user

11:54

@lyxal lol what was that conversation

lyxal

@user pythn

Jo King

@WheatWizard woah neat! i was experimenting with it when you updated it a couple of days ago, and I thought of using three quotes but didn't think of using a third line

obvious in retrospect if you're using a plain !

Jo King

12:09

@WheatWizard 40 bytes

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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

Smileys Triangle (with input) Taken from shinh's problem. Given an input of positive integer \$n\$ output a triangle smiley triangle whose size is \$n \times n\$. Can be either a function or a full program. Can have any trailing LFs. Can have trailing spaces (0x20 in ascii) after any of lines. N...

Jo King

i think it may be possible to reuse the ? in place of one of the (s?

or maybe the @ in place of the <?

Aaron Miller

12:30

> Thanos-oriented programming

Cod gerlf

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