The Nineteenth Byte

Anonymous

17:00

Thinking it's a censored inappropriate word and then trying to guess what it was got you suspended (and again, not by me - I don't have that power).

Tobi

why did u vote for my ban

Anonymous

I didn't. Why do you think I did?

Tobi

i thought we were bros n u backstab me with u m8's

Leaky Nun

@Tobi how do you know that @Mego is involved at all?

Tobi

because he made the pun

Anonymous

17:00

If you keep up the near-unintelligible leetspeak/txtspeak, I'm going to kick you.

Tobi

andi i asked wht he meant

and he bannd me

user165474

For the last time, Mego did NOT ban you.

Tobi

what is leetspeak?

Anonymous

This is no longer a productive conversation.

Tobi

is leet like that thing eleet hax09r

Leaky Nun

17:01

@JanDvorak I am typing the solution now, with 16 states... it would be 65 lines long

Tobi

i got a code challenge

Jan Dvorak

65?

Tobi

make something that says

a
b
c
1
2
3
D

Leaky Nun

@JanDvorak the last line is H>_

(I don't know, I haven't started typing)

ignore 65 for now

Jan Dvorak

I think mine's 65 as well, actually

Tobi

17:03

can u still run code in these chats, i forgot how, can someone tell me

leeky wun

Leaky Nun

@Tobi Ctrl+K

Tobi

console.log("test")

Jan Dvorak

Too bad I can't see those kicks

Leaky Nun

I wonder how that typo occured

"w" and "n" are not close at all

nor are "w" and "y"

Tobi

it doesnt do anything keeley nun

leaky*

user165474

17:04

How do you typo "n" -> "w"? And even if you somehow managed, how did you get the second "n" right?

Tobi

can u guys have a bit of respect

Jan Dvorak

W/N are pretty close on Dvorak

user165474

Oh. True.

Tobi

me n leaeky are speking

Leaky Nun

@Tobi do you use Dvorak?

Business Cat

17:05

You can't actually run code in here. If you want to test easily you can use Try it online

Leaky Nun

@Tobi it looks like a code block to me?

@Tobi I mean, Dvorak keyboard

Jan Dvorak

kick pls

Tobi

not a code block, like run the code

user165474

Can't in chat.

Anonymous

@Tobi Multiple conversations can go on at the same time. You don't get sole use of this room.

Leaky Nun

17:05

@JanDvorak do you have anything to do with the keyboard

@Tobi is your first row qwertyuiop?

Jan Dvorak

@Mego I admire that you knew what he was trying to say

Erik the Outgolfer

Please stop typing random stuff.

Downgoat

@Tobi if I may request, can we avoid significant misspellings and bad grammar? It decreases the overall quality of the chatroom.

Leaky Nun

@Tobi ... the third row then

@EriktheOutgolfer typos don't count though

DJMcMayhem

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Erik the Outgolfer

17:07

@LeakyNun I don't know if they were typos though.

Jan Dvorak

Thank you, DJMcMayhem

Erik the Outgolfer

@DJMcMayhem Thanks :)

Leaky Nun

@DJMcMayhem the last one was the first row of the keyboard...

DJMcMayhem

It's what I'm here for

Leaky Nun

the F1 keys etc.

Tobi

17:08

pls can you stop baning

Leaky Nun

you aren't banned at all

Jan Dvorak

@Tobi if you start talking like a human...

Tobi

my first row is f1 keys

?????

Business Cat

They'll stop doing it if you stop giving them reason to

Leaky Nun

@Tobi and your third row?

Erik the Outgolfer

17:08

You were kicked because you were typing random letters that somewhat looked like typos.

Tobi

tab

q

Erik the Outgolfer

OK you're using QWERTY.

Anonymous

Please don't spell out your entire keyboard in chat.

Leaky Nun

then how did you make that typo :o

Tobi

why it keep saying you can perform this action in 15 seconds!

what typeo?

Geobits

17:09

You get rate limited for ~~spamming~~ talking too fast, that's why.

Anonymous

Because chat has automatic flood limiting. You have to wait between many successive messages.

DJMcMayhem

@Tobi I (not mego) kicked you for stirring up trouble and irritating users. If you keep behaving this way (spamming nonsense, arguing with moderators and room-owners) I will do it again.

Leaky Nun

@Tobi how did you type "leaky wun"?

Tobi

djmcmahen that nonesense

Erik the Outgolfer

Please cut the typos a bit.

DJMcMayhem

17:10

If you're trying to figure out what keyboard you're using, go to the sandbox

Tobi

i thought his profile was asian

Downgoat

Can you please make at least an attempt to type correctly?

user165474

What does being Asian have to do with anything?

Cyoce

@Downgoat Ironic

user165474

Do you think Hyper Neutrino is my real name?

Downgoat

17:12

@Cyoce I realize >_<

Leaky Nun

@Tobi do you think I'm called Leaky?

user165474

@Tobi Do you think like 90% of the people here are using their real names?

Downgoat

@ASCII-only question: how are we going to do entry points in VSL? I was thinking top-down unless there is a public func main(args: String[]) { ... }

@HyperNeutrino everyone knows Social Security legally recognizes me as Mr. Downgoat S. Directionalgoat :P

user165474

@Downgoat I see. Well, I said "people".

user165474

So you and Mego don't count.

Anonymous

17:14

@HyperNeutrino :(

Erik the Outgolfer

Nor DJ counts.

Anonymous

I'm a people

user165474

You're a penguin. :P

Business Cat

Nor myself

Erik the Outgolfer

@Mego You can't be a people.

Anonymous

17:15

I just have a really nice, unremovable tuxedo

user165474

I don't count either. I'm a neutrino. I shouldn't even be interacting with you.

Downgoat

@HyperNeutrino ಠ_ಠ this is supposed to be non-discriminative room.

Business Cat

Cat > human, anyway

Downgoat

@HyperNeutrino If you are a neutrino, why is your avatar a benzene molecule

Jan Dvorak

I'm an owl, too. Only secondarily a human.

Kritixi Lithos

17:16

Where did the bots go?

user165474

@Downgoat Because it looks nice :P

Erik the Outgolfer

Well, Geobits is a downvote arrow, Cyoce is a platypus, trichoplax is a turtle, TuxCopter is also a penguin, Business Cat is also a cat, Riley is a WB2016 hat, etc.

user165474

You are a code-golf icon.

Geobits

@EriktheOutgolfer I'm a what now? My avatar is the play button on my mp3 player, rotated 30 degrees ccw.

9

Downgoat

@Geobits I thought it was your company's logo?

Geobits

17:19

Well it is. I stole it from my mp3 player.

user165474

It's an elevator button, guys. Sheesh. So quick to assume things...

Erik the Outgolfer

@Geobits I don't think it's rotated just 30 degrees though.

Jan Dvorak

@HyperNeutrino WOG says it's a play button, so it's a play button

Geobits

I'm not assuming. It's mine. I know.

user165474

@JanDvorak Okay. Right.

Phoenix

17:20

Downgoat is a downgoat, and I'm Phoenix. Simple avatars.

Erik the Outgolfer

Who is WOG?

user165474

@EriktheOutgolfer It is. Try rotating cw 30 degrees.

Downgoat

@EriktheOutgolfer World of Goats

Jan Dvorak

Word Of Geobits

user165474

It's rotationally symmetrical by 120 degrees

Riley

17:20

@EriktheOutgolfer *2 WB2016 hats

Jan Dvorak

@HyperNeutrino up to pixelization

Erik the Outgolfer

Yeah, the pixelization makes me worry a bit.

user165474

True.

Erik the Outgolfer

@Geobits You're trolling all of us again, right?

user165474

He's Geobits. Of course he is.

Geobits

17:21

@EriktheOutgolfer Well sure. I had to pixelize it for PNG. If you put the original next to a spherical cow, though...

Erik the Outgolfer

@Geobits And why didn't you rotate it before you pixelized it then? Huh?

Geobits

I did...

Erik the Outgolfer

Then why did it pixelize this way?

Leaky Nun

@JanDvorak 15 states, 60 lines

Geobits

@EriktheOutgolfer Rotating it back now, the pixelization would look wrong. It's pixelized fine in this orientation.

Leaky Nun

17:23

@JanDvorak have I out-golfed you?

Erik the Outgolfer

@Geobits Send me a link to the original play button?

Jan Dvorak

You have matched my solution, state for state

Phoenix

Downgoat

Question: Does C ever mangle function name at all

Jan Dvorak

does undefined behavior count?

Geobits

17:24

@EriktheOutgolfer Can't. At work, where the bulk of the internet is blocked, including most forms of file storage.

Leaky Nun

@JanDvorak I thought you said you have 16 states and 65 lines

Erik the Outgolfer

@Geobits Then I sadly have to assume you're trolling us :(

Jan Dvorak

Apparently I don't

Anonymous

@Downgoat I don't think so, according to the standard

Anonymous

Since there's no function overloading, there's no need for name mangling

Leaky Nun

17:27

@JanDvorak that's a nice sign

my CFG ain't so bad after-all

Geobits

Downgoat

O__O LLVM has a sext instruction

user165474

... ಠ_ಠ

Downgoat

not sure what to think of this...

Leaky Nun

@Downgoat can you demonstrate a for loop?

Downgoat

17:29

@LeakyNun for(let i = 0; i < array.len; i += 1) { code }

Leaky Nun

@Downgoat can I omit the let if i is already defined outside?

Downgoat

there is no ++, also might be .length on newer version of cheddar

@LeakyNun yes

Leaky Nun

can I put a for loop in a lambda?

Erik the Outgolfer

@Geobits Send me the play button when you "get home" then ;)

Downgoat

@LeakyNun you should be able to

error handling is kinda messed up in for loops so might be difficult to debug them

Geobits

17:30

@EriktheOutgolfer If I remember to. I tend to stay busy at home, what with having a kid and responsibilities and all.

Nathan Merrill

@Geobits do you deal with super secure info?

like, why would they block storage sites?

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Q: Calculate the value of ζ(s)

Challenge Given an integer, s, as input where s>=1 output the value of ζ(s) (Where ζ(x) represents the Riemann Zeta Function). Further information ζ(s) is defined as: You should output your answer to a precision of 5 decimal places. If the answer comes out to be infinity, you should output ...

Geobits

@NathanMerrill Because they can. It's more like, why not block storage sites.

Nathan Merrill

I've used drive.google at nearly every job I've worked at (with coworkers)

Geobits

And some is slightly sensitive (ITAR, if you know what that is), but not that bad.

I know. Me too, including in the military :/

Nathan Merrill

17:31

every company needs some sort of way to share information and files

Geobits

They have network drives and sharepoint for that >_>

Nathan Merrill

I haven't used sharepoint, but I rather hate working with network drives

Geobits

I guess it's easier to blacklist everything, and just whitelist stuff when people complain.

About 1/4 of SE sites are blocked, but it's odd which ones aren't.

Nathan Merrill

yeah, who managed to get codegolf not blocked?

user165474

Wait SE is blocked?

user165474

17:34

Hm?

Geobits

Like Seasoned Advice is blocked for the "recreation" category, but SF&F, Worldbuilding, and B&CG aren't.

PPCG, Puzzling, and Arqade are fine, but LifeHacks is blocked.

So weird.

user165474

On what?

Nathan Merrill

good thing we aren't Recreational Programming

:P

Geobits

My terrible work computer

Downgoat

Apparently people don't realized iTunes Connect shows whether they've installed the app so now I'm getting a ton of people (2 total >_<) saying "10/10 works great ..." when they have not installed it :P 🤔

Riley

17:36

TIO Nexus was blocked for me for a while, but not anymore.

Geobits

Yeah TIO works fine here, but most byte counter sites are blocked.

ideone and jfiddle are good too.

Nathan Merrill

@Geobits it feels like they have several different IT guys in charge of the network, and they have different levels of allowance

Geobits

There's a "Corporate" filter and a "local" filter, yeah.

Corporate being located in another country

Downgoat

@Geobits is goatme.me blocked?

Geobits

Does it work? It's not loading for me at all.

Downgoat

17:38

it should load up website with goat meme geneator

Geobits

504

Okx

Doesn't load for me as well

Downgoat

D: oh no

oh hey goatmemes.com is for sale

user165474

504

Adám

@JanDvorak 2^3 is 6

Jan Dvorak

17:43

What kind of ^ is that?

user165474

No, 2 ^ 3 == 1.

Adám

@JanDvorak LCM

user165474

Why would that be what ^ does?

Okx

2^3 is 3

Jan Dvorak

What language has ^ as the LCM?

Geobits

17:44

Isn't that what happens when you APLly it?

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Q: Can this value be made with unique coins and/or notes?

Write a program which calculates if an inputted monetary value, as an integer, can be represented by a unique combination of coins and/or notes, that meaning the same coin/note cannot be used more than once. Your program should take a value as input, preferably through STDIN, and can take a list...

code-golf math

Adám

@JanDvorak logical and

user165474

@Geobits 0/10 bad puns

Geobits

@HyperNeutrino You must not know me very well. That wasn't bad.

Jan Dvorak

I'm thinking J, but ... ew.

Adám

17:45

@HyperNeutrino it fits with AND for {0,1}, just like OR ←→ GCD for {0,1}

user165474

Ah, I see.

user165474

@Geobits I've heard things about you making puns a lot.

Adám

@JanDvorak J agrees, but the symbols are *. and +. .

user165474

2 ^ 3 == 1 in most practical languages.

Adám

@HyperNeutrino 2^3=8 is LCM(2,3==8) in APL

Downgoat

17:48

@HyperNeutrino Geobits is the goat-to person for puns

user165474

@Adám Hm, strange.

user165474

@Downgoat More puns? ಠ_ಠ

Adám

@HyperNeutrino Everything goes right to left in APL. No precedence order to remember.

user165474

Nice. Yay :D

DJMcMayhem

CMC: Print the following text:

a
 b
  c
   d
    e
     f
...

up to z

Kritixi Lithos

17:52

you got ninja'd by Leaky some time ago

Downgoat

Wasn't this alphabet challenge by leaky :P

DJMcMayhem

Yeah, I know :P

Downgoat

shit ninja

DJMcMayhem

Wait, did he post it in here? I thought it was just in vim-room

Business Cat

He did

VTC as dupe

Downgoat

17:53

I think was both

Kritixi Lithos

5 hours ago, by Leaky Nun

CMC (credits to Kritixi Lithos): Output this:

DJMcMayhem

Oh, OK

My bad

Cyoce

@DJMcMayhem Ruby: puts (?a..?z).map{|x|" "*(x.ord-97)+x}

user165474

In Jelly, if I have two lists, how do I apply a dyad to each pair of elements, one from each list?

DJMcMayhem

Zip?

user165474

17:58

Hm.

Business Cat

Do you mean corresponding? Or like the first one from list a with every one from b, then the second from a with every one from b, etc?

user165474

No. All pairs. So like the pairs of [1, 2] and [3, 4] would be [[1, 3], [1, 4], [2, 3], [2, 4]].

Anonymous

Oh, Cartesian product. There's an atom for that

user165474

Oh. Thanks. That's what that meant...

Anonymous

Welcome

DJMcMayhem

18:01

@HyperNeutrino p

user165474

Yay. Thanks.

Business Cat

If you want to apply a dyad to each pair though, you don't need to do Cartesian product first though

You can use þ

Like this

user165474

Oh. Thanks.

Phoenix

sudosatirical.com/articles/…

user165474

@LeakyNun Oh haha I didn't notice the lack of a 2000 in Jonathan's solution. Yay, maybe I can make a Jelly solution now!

Leaky Nun

18:17

@HyperNeutrino you don't need the brackets

1,2,5 is a literal

user165474

Oh?

Leaky Nun

and you didn't get my comment

user165474

Oh. Thanks!

Leaky Nun

we don't need to compress the list

we can take it as input

user165474

...

user165474

18:18

lol

user165474

apparently we're supposed to?

user165474

ŒPS€e@ then?

Leaky Nun

yes

user165474

lol

user165474

Wait that doesn't work

Leaky Nun

18:20

@HyperNeutrino why not?

tio.run/nexus/jelly#@390UkDwo6Y1qQ7///…

user165474

@LeakyNun Because this

user165474

Wait sorry I'm dumb

user165474

:( :P

Anonymous

@LeakyNun That's not nice

Leaky Nun

@Mego it was a joke

user165474

18:22

Read the Be Nice policy.

user165474

:P

Anonymous

Even jokes have to be nice

Anonymous

It's one thing to call yourself dumb. It's another thing entirely to call someone else dumb.

user165474

Welp, I gtg now. Cya! o/

Kritixi Lithos

@Mego "dumb" is a relative word. It depends on what/who you are comparing to. Then again, it is a judge on the intelligence of the person, but what is intellect? What is it measured in? We do not know because we humans are stupid.

Phoenix

18:30

This discussion is dumb

Downgoat

@KritixiLithos goats however are not >:P intelligence is proportional of the amount of tin cans able to be consumed in 1 minute

Kritixi Lithos

@Phoenix s/This discussion is/Humans are

Phoenix

Insert relevant xkcd

Kritixi Lithos

which one would it be?

ArtOfCode

sigh

be good to each other, y'all

Phoenix

18:32

Is see a blue name. Flags?

Mithrandir

Correct.

Anonymous

@KritixiLithos Arguing for the sake of arguing isn't constructive.

ArtOfCode

what else

Phoenix

Goddamit

To everyone who responds to everything by saying they've 'lost their faith in humanity': Thanks--I'll let humanity know. I'm sure they'll be crushed.

Kritixi Lithos

@Mego I did not mean to argue. I just wanted to say that humans are more dumb than we think (though it is pointless to say so)

@Phoenix the "as me" is usually assumed, but that is not always the case.

People may be comparing to something/someone else entirely

fergusq

18:43

I think arguing for the sake of argument is actually constructive. It makes people think differently and see new view points.

trichoplax

Some insults are true. Some insults are false. Neither are welcome here.

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fergusq

I know that some people (like me) like to argue, and I think arguing as a way of showing interest and willingness to discuss. Arguing is not (generally) an insult, and is not meant to be taken as such.

trichoplax

I'm certainly not suggesting no discussion, just pointing out that it can't justify insults

Anonymous

@fergusq Making a philosophical argument as a response to a non-philosophical statement is just arguing for fun. I don't find that fun. It's tiring when someone starts going all armchair philosopher in response to me clarifying the SE rules.

ArtOfCode

or it could just be a gentle bit of fun

make sure you don't overreact to those :)

Kritixi Lithos

18:50

again, how this is interpreted depends on the perspective and what you are relating with that

Anonymous

@ChinmayaB This is a chatroom for PPCG, where we do programming challenges for fun. You'd probably have better luck in one of the Stack Overflow rooms.

Chinmaya B

@Mego I know just tried....hard luck! there is no response on StackOverflow.

Anonymous

@ChinmayaB What made you think you'd have better luck here?

ArtOfCode

@ChinmayaB Don't spam multiple chatrooms asking people to help - it won't be received well.

fergusq

People have different ways to talk, and I and some of my friends like to talk argumentatively to each other and sometimes to other people. I am sometimes accused of insultung, when I only talked argumentatively and tried to show my interest in topic. That insults me in a way, as I am rejected for expressing my (positive) interest.

Anonymous

18:53

If you want more attention on your question, mention it in a relevant room, and/or post a bounty on it.

Kritixi Lithos

@ChinmayaB If it makes you feel any better, I've got a question on SO posted on November 2016 that still has no answers

Anonymous

@ArtOfCode That was done in multiple rooms?

ArtOfCode

@Mego Trash as well.

Anonymous

That's kinda funny

Chinmaya B

@Mego Well bunch of enthusiastic coders is what it takes to solve such problem, any way thanks

@ArtOfCode Okay anyone with Mod privileges who can delete my posts??

ArtOfCode

18:55

@ChinmayaB yep, me. Blue names are mods.

Chinmaya B

@KritixiLithos Oh okay! Yeah there is a lot of stuff that is buried........

@ArtOfCode Oh great Thanks! I thought Diamond are mods!

ArtOfCode

Yeah, but chat shows that with blue names

trichoplax

If you click on a blue name you will see a diamond...

Chinmaya B

@ArtOfCode @trichoplax Oh okay thank you MODs!

Mithrandir

Diamonds on the main site, diamond and blue in chat

Chinmaya B

18:58

@Mithrandir I've never seen so many mods at one place!

Leaky Nun

I'm back

Anonymous

@ChinmayaB Usually there aren't so many. Chat flags attract them like moths to a flame.

Leaky Nun

19:15

@Mego that's a... strange analogy

trichoplax

It's a common analogy. Seems to fit to me. You could give the moths little firefighter hats to make it even more relevant but that seems excessive...

Jan Dvorak

but, firefighters don't set themselves aflame by sitting on lightbulbs

trichoplax

True. I'm going to quietly walk away from this extended analogy now

Jan Dvorak

19:33

round 2: begin!

Anonymous

@JanDvorak Let's not pour gasoline on the fire

Jan Dvorak

sorry

Anonymous

@Tobi Leaky Nun didn't ban you. We already went over this: someone found your message offensive and flagged it. Enough people agreed that you were automatically suspended by the system.

Anonymous

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Q: Pause twice as long

Your challenge is to print the input, wait any amount of time, print the input, wait twice the time you initially waited, print the input again, and so on. The initial delay must be less than 1 hour, and you must have an accuracy of +/- 5% in the subsequent delays. Other than that, there is no re...

code-golf string date

Stewie Griffin

19:57

I got an upvote after literally 2 seconds on an answer. That's some fast reading :P

user165474

s/an/2
s/upvote/upvotes

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