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5:05 AM
Question what's a pythonic way to update a list outside of a function with the function
 
I assume global list_name wouldn't
 
@Sherlock9 function returns something that is assigned to the list
 
I assume global list_name wouldn't work
 
i.e. modifies the list and returns the new one
my_list = input()
def f(lst):
    return sorted(lst)

my_list = f(my_list)
 
5:09 AM
Ah, that's what I thought
Thanks
 
at least, that's the only sane way to do it
and it's definitely not pythonic to use globals
@Sherlock9 also, if my memory serves me right, you can actually modify the list inside the function and it will change
my_list = input()
def f(lst):
    lst = sorted(lst)

    f(my_list)
    #my_list is now sorted
 
Your code does a recursive call. Also, lst.sort() sorts in place; sorted(lst) does not.
 
wat
tfw you get this question on a test
 
5:24 AM
Answer is 1/42 or 42% dunno
 
What feeling is it?
 
5:35 AM
Why wouldn't it just be 0.25? Exactly half of males and half of females are smokers.
 
wat
@Geobits exactly
 
Oh, so "tfw" is "oh good, that was an easy one"? Okay then.
I assumed it was going to be confusion or something, judging by most homework/test questions that get posted in here.
 
wat
all the prep questions were like "107 people have dogs and 34 people have cats, 43 of the dogs are labradors and 64 are retrievers, what is the proportion of whatever"
but then I start the test and it's easy as hell
although even that question is very easy
I just wasn't expecting something so trivial on a test
The rest of these questions are harder. Ex. this one:
 
I've always assumed questions like that are just to make sure you know how word problems work, not that you know the math. So, basically, know how to get the info you need. So depending on what you get right/wrong, they can tell where the problem lies.
 
wat
@Geobits These are actually checked by an automated system.
The whole curriculum is an automated system
 
5:41 AM
Ok, so yeah, those two questions look odd next to each other.
Hey, chalk it up as a free point and move on :D
 
wat
:)
 
I wouldn't be surprised if the average student got the first question wrong and the second question right.
 
Oh I agree. It's far easier for some people to just plug in values rather than read/comprehend text.
 
Exactly.
 
That's what I meant about "how to get the info you need".
That's how people know the shepherd is 25 :P
 
6:00 AM
> 4 students tried to divide 125 by 5 but could not correctly implement the procedure
Oh dear...
 
@wat I can see people trying to do the first part of the question in their head and screwing up due to not realising e^0 is 1; however, pretty much everyone would use a calculator for the second part, and it's unlikely to get the answer wrong
also, that cooler seems implausibly cold
@Geobits I'm suddenly struck with curiosity as to how that sort of question would go on puzzling.se; the "correct" answer would be to place it on hold immediately, of course
 
@ais523 18 minutes to go from 24 to 1.5° seems plausible, doesn't it?
 
@Dada yes, but if you think about what thermodynamic situation would cause that formula to be correct, you discover that the temperature of the cooler itself is well, well below zero
in the limit, the temperature of the soda will match the temperature of the cooler around it
so try setting the time to infinity and see what happens
 
wat
@Dennis why is that a thing?
 
don't you just get -14 ?
 
wat
6:14 AM
seriously, if you're in 8th grade you should know how to divide 25/5
 
the soda would freeze
 
wat
The calculator they give us is actually pretty sophisticated
 
@Dada yes, and -14°C is not a reasonable temperature for a cooler
 
maybe it's a smart cooler that stops cooling once the soda is cold enough! :D
 
@wat You should also know that you can't divide sheep by dogs...
 
wat
6:15 AM
@Dennis I know abou thtat part, I'm just amazed that they can't divide
 
maybe the guy didn't have a cooler so he used is freezer as a cooler, it makes sense!
 
wat
tfw you have to round to the nearest degree
 
@Dennis you can, the answer is in units of sheep per dog (which would actually be useful in some circumstances, e.g. when calculating how much work your dogs had to do tending the flock)
like, "each dog has to control 25 sheep on average" is a useful conclusion you can draw from that
additionally, it's likely that the skill of the shepherd would affect how many sheep can be controlled by one dog; so knowing that the number is 25 might give you a clue as to their age
indirectly, via hinting as to how much experience they had
the first website I checked was of a shepherd who could herd 55 sheep with one dog, when they were new at the job, and in four years the flock grew to 260 sheep and rather more dogs (the exact amount isn't stated)
as a result, I think on the information given, we can best conclude that the shepherd is likely to be either 19 or 20 years old
 
wat
I don't know why they have so much emphasis on word problems.
 
Word problems are close(r) to how most people use math in their daily lives.
Obviously some professions use more math than others.
 
wat
6:26 AM
mkay, but why not just...
i see now, nevermind
 
 
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7:39 AM
@wat you pinged me for some reason a couple of hours ago but I can't find the relevant message.
 
@Dennis I'm not proud of it :(
 
 
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8:45 AM
@AlexA. I replaced them with spaces a while ago :p
 
9:00 AM
did they change the logo for the stack exchange button in the up-left corner?
 
Anonymous
@BlueEyedBeast Not recently, I don't think
 
I had a test, option B was P, and it was the correct answer
Advertisement in schools :O
 
Anonymous
9:17 AM
That's not what it looks like for me
 
Anonymous
 
how strange
It's url('../../img/share-sprite-new.svg?v=78be252218f3'),none compared to url('../../img/share-sprite-new.png?v=e1b8bd67bc12') on the main page
 
Comments on this before I post it on main?
 
Anonymous
Maybe hi-res versus lo-res? Desktop versus mobile?
 
Anonymous
9:32 AM
@Zgarb Looks good to me
 
@Mego I guess but why would they have different graphics depending on that?
 
@Zgarb Looks good
 
^ I concur
 
Alrighty then, thanks all.
 
I agree that it looks fine
 
Anonymous
9:40 AM
@BlueEyedBeast I dunno
 
Hello
 
@Qwerp-Derp hello
chat is unusually active for this time
 
Hmmm
Do you know any Clojure?
 
@Qwerp-Derp no
 
Crap
 
9:48 AM
2
Q: Uniquely removable subsequences

ZgarbIntroduction Consider a sequence of integers and one of its subsequences, say A = [4 2 2 4 4 6 5] and B = [2 4 5]. We want to remove the elements of B from A in order, and there are several ways of doing that: A = 4 2 2 4 4 6 5 B = 2 4 5 -> 4 2 4 6 A = 4 2 2 4 4 6 5 B = 2 4 ...

 
Well, my Clojure answers are going to be verbose af
 
10:09 AM
So does anyone want to try out 3-player tic-tac-toe?
 
We need 1 more tho
 
HALLOO
 
Yay
@Qwerp-Derp hey
 
hello
So we basically play like so:
Just go in turns 1 2 3
The empty board starts out like this
.....
.....
.....
.....
.....
Replace the . with your number
Whoever gets 4 in a row first wins
I'll start off:
 
Latest commit 9a61e73 on 5 Jul :/ it seems abandoned
 
10:22 AM
.....
.....
..1..
.....
.....
 
I'm on mobile how do I do multiple line text
 
Could you play in a separate chatroom? It's gonna eat a lot of space.
 
Ah OK
Oh yeah @Zgarb Do you want to play?
There's the room
Join pls
 
No, but thanks for asking.
 
10:47 AM
Is anyone playing?
Hmmm I've got a challenge
It's going to be one of those chain challenges - starting off at print(0), write a program that prints the next number to STDOUT, but the catch is they're only allowed n extra characters, and they have to keep at least 1/2 (rounded up) of the previous answer.
 
11:07 AM
print(1)
 
... srs
I can't compile native Rust modules because they don't support 64-bit compilation
 
wat?
oh, reverse ninja
I posted a message before your message showed up
 
I was sure there was a meta-post somewhere disallowing random stuff in CnR posts, such as taking the n'th number in a random sequence given some undisclosed seed.
Anyone recall if such a meta post exists? It's not in the standard loophole list.
We have this, but it's not really the same.
This is the reason why I ask. I didn't specify in the challenge that it was disallowed since I though it was established as a general rule. Now I can't find such a meta-post so I can't tell if it's valid or not...
 
Anonymous
@StewieGriffin That's the only meta post we have on the subject, and it's oriented towards a specific challenge
 
Anonymous
We would probably benefit from a policy stating that the default on CnR challenges and their ilk is that techniques for hiding information which can only be cracked through brute force aren't allowed, but I don't think we could make such a rule that is both objective and useful.
 
11:21 AM
I'm trying to formulate an answer to the standard loophole list, and see how the votes goes. I agree that disallowing all brute-force cop posts would be hard, since it's hard to define objectively. Are cop posts using long and convoluted arithmetic solvable without brute-forcing it? It can be easily solved, but also close to impossible... And where would we set the limit?
 
Anonymous
Exactly. I'm not convinced it's possible to set an objective line in the sand that disallows techniques that can only be cracked via brute-force but still allows all other techniques.
 
But one can't argue that rand("seed",123456789);rand() is solvable without brute-forcing it.
 
Anonymous
Well, it depends. There could be weaknesses in the PRNG algorithm.
 
Anonymous
There are a whole lot of variables to consider, and it'd take a lot of effort to determine whether or not a certain technique would be allowed or not (if it was even possible to determine)
 
I think it should be possible to formulate a rule that disallow such submissions, but again it might possible to circumvent using your own homemade PRNG generator. (It's the n'th digit in sin(tan(cos(0.12312432121312432))). It's not random, but it could just as well be.
sin(tan(cos(0.12312__21_13124_2))) <- Good luck!
 
11:29 AM
the maker would most likely have to do the same work as the cracker
as for using that as a sequence, hence the oeis sequence rule in sequence CnRs
 
I agree that the OEIS CnR posts have been nice.
 
Anonymous
Take for example a program that generates its output by decrypting a sequence of bytes via RSA. pub=0x0123456789ABCDEF;priv=0x________________;print(RSA_decrypt(RSA_encrypt(SHA256(priv), pub), priv).
 
My challenge had the simplest OEIS sequence: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (except maybe 0 0 0 0 ... etc.
 
Anonymous
Whether or not that is only crackable by brute force depends on the answer to the P-NP problem
 
A submission that was only a few bytes from winning used a technique with random numbers.
 
Anonymous
11:33 AM
So determining which side of the line that program falls on is equivalent to solving the P-NP problem
 
Anonymous
(maybe replace SHA256(priv) with pub)
 
I know "spirit of the challenge" is generally not a good thing on PPCG (a shame), but I was hoping it was possible to create a rule like that and still avoid these sort of issues... I agree it's hard though.
 
12:04 PM
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

NeilQuine Creator Consider a program (or function or code snippet) that accepts a single string argument and returns a string result. Here's an example, which I will call Program 1, of a program that duplicates its input: @echo %* %* We could write a Program 2 that would take the source code of t...

 
12:16 PM
lel cargo init is running since 30 minutes and it still didn't done anything
 
12:26 PM
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Q: Add randomization in CnR posts as a loophole?

Stewie GriffinI want to add a loophole about random stuff in CnR challenge to the standard loophole list, but I have a hard time formulating the post in a way that won't result in a lot of "... but what about xyz?", and "zyx is not really random, but it still requires brute forcing". I want to add a loophole ...

 
 
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1:27 PM
Two weeks ago the Friday crossword had APACHES as an answer, referring to the tribe. Last Friday it had VIM, with the enthusiasm definition. And all along I thought they were just computer words...
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2:03 PM
******* !!
 
@mınxomaτ Stupid Edge. Stupid Cortana
 
Yes. A half baked browser has less vulnerabilities. That's not a feature!
 
Haha, wow. Microsoft is really pushing the edge.
Oh, that reminds me. Need to check for/kill all that weird ad-crap that comes with Ubuntu nowadays.
 
Hehe, Ubunut.
 
> Ubunut
 
2:07 PM
I'm allergic.
 
Microsoft totally stopped Exploring the Internet
 
Watch out then. This place does some light Ubunut processing, so the dust is in the air.
 
Ubuntu 17.04: Ubiquitous Ubernut
 
Processing for life
 
Hmm. It seems my clean install doesn't show the amazon search results by default like it used to? Did enough people complain that they got rid of that crap?
Oh, cool:
> It’s a massive U-turn for Canonical, which was flamed by unhappy Ubuntu users upon its introduction of Scopes four years ago in Unity 7 and 12.10.
 
2:13 PM
> U-turn
 
@mınxomaτ Windows is really doing this?
 
@TuxCopter Yep.
 
Don't do anything like this on my laptop
 
I haven't noticed any obnoxious things like that either.
 
It is included in all Windows versions starting with the latest UUP preview.
 
2:14 PM
I don't use Windows 10 every day, though.
 
And here I thought it was sad that browsers always begged to be your default when they were opened. Now they beg even when they're closed :P
 
Well, my computer is in charge 90% of the time, so it's maybe why
 
"Please, Master, choose me"
 
> my computer is in charge 90% of the time
hahaha
With the new Windows update, that might be true :D
 
Why?
 
TIL I can change the side where the taskbar is by dragging it
 
Did you guys update from an earlier Windows version or fresh install 10?
 
@mınxomaτ >_> I mean charging 90% of the time
 
Pretty much always fresh install.
 
@TuxCopter If it's not locked, yeah. Fun to mess with those that don't know by moving/locking it.
@feersum If there's one thing I (re)learned this past week, it's always do a fresh install.
 
2:17 PM
Maybe there are less annoying messages since I updated from 8.
 
My computer was shipped with 8, so I upgraded it to 10
 
Not everyone gets the same messages. Also, you are probably not already updated to the UUP
 
If it's a totally new thing, then yeah, I haven't used Windows 10 in the last week.
 
> To turn this feature off, head over to Settings > System > Notifications and toggle off "Get tips, tricks and suggestions as you use Windows."
Maybe this will work?
 
> tips, tricks and suggestions
So it's a tip?
 
2:20 PM
what if i like the tips but i don't want the tricks or suggestions
 
@TuxCopter Terrible comma usage, I know :(
 
That's a blatant abuse of the tips system.
 
New Challenge Posted! Tips for not throwing a brick through your screen
 
//상수, constants
20/20 utf-8
 
@Geobits buy foam bricks
 
2:21 PM
Oh, good idea
 
then you can still throw them
but it won't damage anything
 
Is a foam brick really a brick?
 
@Geobits remove the screen
 
@feersum Sure. I had a bunch when I was a kid. You can make walls from them. Just not "keep out the Mongols" walls.
 
> a small rectangular block typically made of fired or sun-dried clay, used in building
 
2:22 PM
Or even "keep out your little brother" really.
 
I think the key word is "typically"
 
Or even "keep out a small dog" to be honest.
Probably because we didn't mortar them though.
 
2:35 PM
@Geobits Closed as too broad
 
hi @Dennis What difference does CHUNK_SIZE make in your permanent code?
Say I have 24 cores, what should it be?
 
Thoughts on method chaining
specifically with setters?
i guess mainly asking for java
but also in general
 
It's not terrible or anything, and can be handy at times. Just be careful if you're using some frameworks that automate things (like bean-related things), since they might not recognize them as setters if there's a return value.
It makes debugging slightly more cumbersome also, but again, not terrible.
 
2:51 PM
that was more or less what i was thinking
also can make the code more fluent
 
Oh, and other people reading your code might think you're using it for immutability if all they see are the method signatures. Make sure you document that MyThing setAThing() returns the same thing, not a fresh one (like Strings, etc).
I'm not sure what you mean by "more fluent", to be honest.
 
Oh, that kind of fluency.
The example given there is pretty bad though :P
You could make a method do that without chaining at all.
Well, basically.
Personally, I'd rather have with myThing { .setAThing(); .setAnotherThing();} than chained setters, but alas, Java...
 
@Lembik This setting is used to most multiplications using only 64-bit integers (one chunk), then updates the global products using a single 128-bit multiplication for each. The number of chunks depends on your CPU's register size, not the number of cores.
 
there's also the double brace initialization in the javas
list.add(new Person()
{{
    setName("John Smith");
    setId(1);
}});
 
3:00 PM
@Poke I'm of the firm opinion that those are ridiculous and shouldn't be used :P
 
now i want to golf something with them
 
Yeah, they could be useful there.
 
@Dennis aha!
thanks
 
so I have a question for you guys. Since I posted my Perl answer to this question, other people have come up with more efficient regex solutions. Should I update my code to reflect the better regex, or should I let it go because they figured it out instead of me?
 
If it's completely different, I'll normally just let it go.
 
3:08 PM
wow it's not formatting nicely, thanks chat
 
Multiline messages don't parse markdown.
 
theirs: /^((si|ta|l)n?|co?|log?|[ste])+$/
mine: /^(s(in?)?|co?|t(an?)?|ln?|log?|e)+$/
 
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A: Shortest code that returns SIGSEGV

DowngoatJavaScript Shell, 7 bytes clear() Clears absolutely everything, not just the current scope which obviously causes lots of borks which result in JS blowing up and segfaulting

clear() strikes again
@Poke wait what
 
For the 60s/31s CnR challenge, it seems like an edit distance of 1/2 the code is too large. I have a CnR cooking in the Sandbox that also has a similar edit structure, and I'm also thinking that 1/2 the code is going to be too large. Any suggestions on what would be a better fit? I think log(code-length) is going to be too small.
 
@Downgoat that's a thing in java ;);)
 
3:16 PM
Not a good thing, but a hack people came up with to look clever :P
 
Brb using in java class to confuse teacher
wait its hack not feature
 
nono it's a feature
don't let geobits confuse you
it creates an anonymous class derived from the specified class
 
:/
 
Java is weird
 
It causes more JVM overhead, can break equals() if you aren't careful, can't be used for final classes, and is really easy to memory leak. Other that that, it's not so bad.
 
golf > half decent code
 
now you can cringe a little less
because you're not the only one
 
> Every time someone uses double brace initialisation, a kitten gets killed.
 
unless you're Lukas Eder
 
@Poke Oh, I know ;)
 
3:24 PM
as long as its not a goat im OK >:)
 
3:37 PM
@Fatalize Just to be clear: You did nothing wrong. What's troubling is how people pick the posts they upvote.
 
@Dennis Lazily; I think it was one of the first answers posted so it quickly became the most upvoted answer, and once one answer is the most upvoted it's hard for it to get passed by another one
 
1
Q: All-pairs shortest return paths without reusing edges

spraffAll-pairs shortest paths is a standard pathfinding problem. This is a twist on that. Definitions We are searching for paths on a directed graph. Graphs are defined by square matrices, for example 0 3 2.5 1 0 1 0 -1 0 Write M(r,c) = value in M at row r, column c is the cost to travel fro...

 
I'm so jealous at all of you guys who hit rep cap "accidentally"
 
I've never hit the rep cap
 
me neither
I got +120 yesterday and was so confused
i'm laughing, the author of a challenge just replied to my COW answer with "I have no words" honestly that makes me so happy
 
4:02 PM
I hit twice I think
 
I've only hit once in Puzzling, never in PPCG
 
@TimmyD Don't they have those Santa commercials though?
 
Sure, but that's just proof. They invented Santa to sell Coca-Cola.
 
@Yodle Yep. That's precisely why they're doing so.
Ninja'd
 
4:10 PM
Ahhhhh I see, interesting.
 
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Q: Connecting Wires?

Muhamed CicakThe program can be written in any language you wish. Firstly Input/Output should be like this: Input: 2,6 Output: The wires were not connected. Connecting them... Input: 5,6 Output: The wires were not connected. Connecting them... Input: 7,5 Output: The wires w...

 
So when the real Santa tries to butt in on their profits, they can just laugh and say "no no, you're not Santa, we are". Then kids stop believing, and everyone knows that Santa doesn't visit the houses of the nonbelievers. Pretty soon he's out of a job.
@NewMainPosts uh what?
Ooooh I think I get what he's saying....
Each input is part of a running program, building a network. So (2,7) is connected when that input is given, since (2,6), (5,6), and (5,7) are now connected. If (2,7) was given initially, it would have to be connected.
 
Yeah, I get it. It's interesting but needs some work
 
I've rep-capped exactly once, and it happened on April Fools Day.
 
did we ever get the "solve a maze revealing as few squares as possible" challenge posted?
 
4:20 PM
@TimmyD That sounds like the setup to a bad joke. Punchline?
 
@TimmyD Not sure if he rep capped if it's a joke
aw
come on, geobits
 
I've capped 12 times. Slowly working towards epic
 
every time
 
@Poke One day, my son. One day.
 
I've only capped 4 times :(
 
4:35 PM
 
Clearly 'shopped. The shadows aren't right.
 
@NathanMerrill Still Sandboxed
 
^^^ The margins aren't aligned well
 
Y'all can go look at my reputation on my profile if you don't believe me. :p
 
Did you know that Santa Claus is actually Turkish?
 
4:38 PM
@TimmyD Oh sure, put the onus of proof on us. Classic ploy.
 
@Geobits I'll even give you a link --> http://codegolf.stackexchange.com/users/42963/timmyd?tab=reputation&sort=post&S‌​tartDate=2016-12-05 16:33:22Z&page=7
 
I have a challenge idea, but I think its a duplicate. You are passed a string, and for each character, you need to find the shortest substring starting with that character that can't be found in an earlier position
 
that apparently doesn't work
Stupid space in the link
 
so, for example, "ababcba" -> "a","b","abc","bc",c"
 
Hmm. Well, that link does say that. I'm suspicious that you've manipulated my DNS somehow and are serving up your own pages though...
 
4:41 PM
 
Yep. I could have turned your computer into a node on a botnet, scamming credit cards or some crap like that, but nope; instead, I'm using it to play a practical joke regarding Mortarboard and April Fools Day.
 
I dunno. I'd rather do the latter
 
Yes, that sounds kinda like something you'd do, honestly.
Less risk of jail time for sure.
 
Yeah..
@NathanMerrill I'm not following. Why isn't ba or bab output?
 
The shortest substring starting with b is b (for the first b)
 
4:44 PM
shortest
right
Reading the actual specifications of the challenge is helpful.
 
Only sometimes.
 
on the first b, the shortest substring is "b". On the second b, the shortest substring is "bc" (because "b" already exists), and the third b, both "b" and "ba" can already be found earlier, so you don't include it
 
user image
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xD
 
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Q: Addition/Multiplication table generator

Dave JonesQuestion What is The smallest amount of code that will accept a number and a + or * and return either an addition or multiplication with the dimensions of that number? Specifications The input will be formatted as (dimension, operation). The program should not return anything if the operation ...

 
@TuxCopter This is physically painful to read
 
4:54 PM
@TuxCopter Chrome is better
 
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

Nathan MerrillMinimal Fresh Substrings We define a "Fresh" substring is a substring that cannot be found earlier in the string. For example, if I take the string "abababc" and split it: ["ab","ab","a","bc"], the first and the last substring are fresh, but the middle two are not, because they can be found ear...

 
Looks like a good example of Poe's Law to me more than anything.
 
Apparently, someone is downvoting every sandbox post
 
Don't look at me. I only downvote the bad ones :P
 
and mine isn't downvoted, so its clearly not me
 
5:04 PM
Whoops, I was viewing them by Votes and not Active
 
@BlueEyedBeast The problem with this edit is that it pushes ethics onto people. Who are we to say to not kill people?
 
someone should recommend me old challenges for me to tackle in COW
 
!a
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
 
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

Nathan MerrillMinimal Fresh Substrings We define a "Fresh" substring is a substring that cannot be found earlier in the string. For example, if I take the string "abababc" and split it: ["ab","ab","a","bc"], the first and the last substring are fresh, but the middle two are not, because they can be found ear...

 
@NathanMerrill I know it's not impartial but it is quite silly for Wikipedia. I was wondering how long it would be until it gets removed
 
5:09 PM
@GabrielBenamy Primality checking
 
I'm assuming that was what you were replying to
 
@KritixiLithos oh... oh god
 
@NathanMerrill It's no different than asking people to contribute by expanding it. I assume they do this out of self-interest (the more people editing, the better). On the same token, not murdering people allows a larger pool of future editors.
 
oh, that makes lots of sense
so "contributing to wikipedia" is the highest moral choice, according to Wikipedia?
 
According to the principle of self interest, it probably is. Well, right after donating to Wikipedia probably.
I'm not a libertarian though, so maybe someone else could word that better.
 
5:14 PM
@KritixiLithos my head hurts already
 
@GabrielBenamy Down let beef cows down
 
What do you call a cow with no legs?
 
Ground beef (source: Google)
 
Cheater :P
 
@KritixiLithos Conditional statements are hard enough, let alone division
 
5:17 PM
^^^^^ s/Down/don't
 
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrup--
MOO

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrup-
MOO.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting starfish.
Interrup-- (slam your open hand, palm first, over their face)
 
@NathanMerrill Neat.
 
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

wnnmawEating Skittles Like a Normal Person Skittles are colored candy where there are 5 distinct flavors; grape, green apple, lemon, orange, and strawberry represented by (p)urple, (g)reen, (y)ellow, (o)range, and (r)ed respectively. I used to eat skittles by sorting all the different colors, then eat...

 
5:40 PM
> Eating Skittles like a normal person.
That's a great title
 
I accidentally posted something as an answer, had to delete it immediately
 
5:59 PM
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Q: Print all integers

FatalizeWrite a program or function which will provably print all integers exactly once given infinite time and memory. Possible outputs could be: 0, 1, -1, 2, -2, 3, -3, 4, -4, … 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, -1, -2, -3, -4, -5, -6, -7, -8, -9, 10, 11, … This is not a valid output, as this would n...

 
@flawr help me i'm 154 deep into the reddit <x>-a-roo
 
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