The Nineteenth Byte

CoolestVeto

02:00

Documentation is lyf.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@QPaysTaxes I'm working on it.

CoolestVeto

See: Vitsy's Esolang Page

It's still larger in byte size than the actual interpreter.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@QPaysTaxes kk

Why do you ask?

@QPaysTaxes Yeah. C is that, I mistyped

aditsu

also, why does Mr The Rock keep measuring his fish in weird imperial wizard units?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

bai

Downgoat

02:09

@aditsu imperial wizard units?

Alex A.

American garbage units

poi830

mini-challenge: print all permutations of o_O using o, O, and 0 for the eyes

and ° if you want lol

aditsu

@Downgoat "oz"es or something :p

Downgoat

I'm going to post that instead of ಠ_ಠ from now on...

Alex A.

> This question will be deleted soon, do not read/answer it

poi830

02:11

at least remove the bottom banner

Alex A.

@AlexA. Um, alright

Doorknob

@AlexA. hahaha why would they not just delete it

Alex A.

@Doorknob ¯\_(o_O)_/¯

quartata

random xkcd of the day

Doorknob

@poi830 pyth, 13 bytes: mX1d\_^"Oo0"2

quartata

02:11

- xkcd.com/1619

Alex A.

@Doorknob Oh it has an upvoted answer

OP probably can't delete it

Doorknob

@quartata I got sandwiched

quartata

@Doorknob Sorry.

Doorknob

:P

quartata

I forgot xkcd oneboxes

Alex A.

02:12

@xnor Agreed re the two prime/base conversion challenges

Downgoat

does SE have a limit on height of pictures?

quartata

Not as far as I know.

Doorknob

Amazon oneboxes are huuuuge sometimes

but before you try it

Sandbox

Where you can play with chat features (except flagging) and ch...

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Geobits

^

Alex A.

@Doorknob For some reason I read that as "try before you buy it"

Downgoat

02:13

@Doorknob oh yeah,

Quill

Lol

Doorknob

4 mins ago, by poi830

mini-challenge: print all permutations of o_O using o, O, and 0 for the eyes

^ someone beat 13 (pyth) :P

Alex A.

@Doorknob I can't

Maltysen

@Doorknob jL\_^"oO0"2

Downgoat

@Doorknob uh, Jelly, 4 bytes: Ø"O_

Doorknob

02:15

@Maltysen ah yes, join

Quill

if I say lol at random intervals of 40 minutes for 2 weeks, I think the percentage of relevant usage versus irrelevant usage would be in the high nineties

Doorknob

lol

Alex A.

@Quill You live a life rich in humor, my friend.

Dr Green Eggs and Ham DJ

^^

Quill

@AlexA. only on the internet ;-;

Geobits

02:17

This is known as the lazy man's sense of humor.

Alex A.

"lol" is the biggest lie ever told on the internet

Dennis

> at random intervals of 40 minutes

poi830

what about lmao

Geobits

@AlexA. I thought that was "I sent the email..."

Doorknob

"rofl"

Quill

02:18

@Dennis ;)

Doorknob

@Dennis chosen by several fair dice rolls

Dr Green Eggs and Ham DJ

how about lmaobnl

poi830

urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ROFLMAOBSAOTPAKTFOWPM

Dr Green Eggs and Ham DJ

laugh my ass off but not literally

Geobits

omgtwsfipml

poi830

02:19

ayy lmao

Dr Green Eggs and Ham DJ

lsimhbiwfetlol

poi830

what does it even mean

Geobits

> oh my god that was so funny i pissed myself laughing

Alex A.

IDALBIFIMH: I didn't actually laugh but I find it mildly humorous

Quill

I'd rather stick with "That was an amusing quip, old bean"

Doorknob

02:19

twaaqob

Dr Green Eggs and Ham DJ

I'm not British enough to say something like that.

Maltysen

@AlexA. that's what "lel" is for

Alex A.

@Maltysen oshit you're right

Geobits

"A right amusing jest!"

Downgoat

what should be the error when an operator is used on a type which doesn't have any defined behavior for that operator?

poi830

02:20

"a real kneeslapper"

Alex A.

@Geobits But what if it isn't a jest

@Downgoat MethodError

Quill

@Downgoat C# uses "NotImplementedException"

Dr Green Eggs and Ham DJ

@Downgoat It should just print out "lol, no way"

Downgoat

> RuntimeError: That type doesn't do that kinda shit you dumbass!

Doorknob

@Downgoat "undefined method <x> for type <y>"

Geobits

02:21

@AlexA. I just assumed most people could figure out when to use it.

Don'tBeStupidError

Quill

@Downgoat choose a random story tagged onedirection on fanfiction.net and connect to their printer and print it out

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Alex A.

CheddarMethodException: Cheese improperly sliced

poi830

wrongGrater

Downgoat

@poi830 perfect

Quill

@AlexA. lel

Downgoat

02:22

node doesn't have printer apis that I know of

Alex A.

@Quill Okay, thank you for the inforamationa

Geobits

@Downgoat What good is it then? :P

Doorknob

@Downgoat system("lp")

Quill

@Geobits it's discomforting without a printer api, but missing a fax api is the real crutch of the node environment

Geobits

NO FAX???

Burn it!

Doorknob

02:23

@AlexA. FaxMachine plz

Quill

@QPaysTaxes This is good information. I like this good information.

Geobits

My next koth is going to use fax I/O.

Downgoat

@Geobits HOW FAX NOED .JS I TRI NPM BUT NO FAX

Quill

somebody please write a code analyser that spits out documentation built with this room's speak

aditsu

is node RFC 1149 compliant?

Quill

02:24

probably not

ffs @FaxMachine

Fax Machine

@Geobits It's okay, I'm here

Geobits

@Quill Marky was originally supposed to train on nothing but the transcripts here, but that failed pretty badly.

Downgoat

@Quill AvocadPlusOp: Taeks 1 avocad and juic with anoder avocad. outpit, it avocad juic

Fax Machine

@Doorknob Who is Alex A?

Downgoat

@FaxMachine how do i do u in node js

poi830

02:25

can you get a full transcript for a stackexchange room

Quill

@poi830 maybe

Fax Machine

@Downgoat I don't have any nodes

Quill

you have to ask the internet police first

quartata

@FaxMachine you are

Geobits

@poi830 I wrote a scraper to do it, but it's a pain. I'd have to find it.

Downgoat

02:25

@FaxMachine ¬_¬

Doorknob

@FaxMachine I dunno, some guy who I hear is wrong

Fax Machine

@QPaysTaxes I'm not a person, I'm a fax machine.

Geobits

> how do i do u

o_o

quartata

@QPaysTaxes Alex is your favorite person?

Fax Machine

> how do i do u in node js

Downgoat

02:26

fax machines have nodes:

Metcalfe's law

Metcalfe's law states that the value of a telecommunications network is proportional to the square of the number of connected users of the system (n2). First formulated in this form by George Gilder in 1993, and attributed to Robert Metcalfe in regard to Ethernet, Metcalfe's law was originally presented, c. 1980, not in terms of users, but rather of "compatible communicating devices" (for example, fax machines, telephones, etc.). Only more recently with the launch of the Internet did this law carry over to users and networks as its original intent was to describe Ethernet purchases and connections...

Quill

@Geobits I still have that on my machine :D

Fax Machine

@QPaysTaxes That is false

Geobits

Wait, you have my scraper? I didn't think I'd posted it anywhere.

Fax Machine

@quartata That is libel my sir

Quill

@Geobits yeah

Geobits

02:27

Oh crap

poi830

if i can get my hands on a full transcript ill train an rnn on it

Downgoat

if (!item.Operator.has(op))
    STDERR.update(CheddarError.NO_DEFINED_BEHAVIOR_FOR_OP, "RuntimeError: That grater cannot be used on cheese of type " + item.constructor.name)

Alex A.

@FaxMachine That's not very nice

Quill

Fax Machine

@AlexA. Well Doorknob says you're wrong, so...

Geobits

02:28

@poi830 I have a full transcript up to last month or so. That's what I trained Marky (an rnn) on. It didn't work very well.

Alex A.

@FaxMachine :/

poi830

recursive neural network

Geobits

@Quill Definitely not mine. It's python.

Alex A.

@QPaysTaxes Random number nenerator

Downgoat

@FaxMachine fax-machine-is-wrong?

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poi830

02:28

karpathy.github.io/2015/05/21/rnn-effectiveness

Quill

It's good to see @AlexA's multiple personality disorder manifest in such a vibrant form

Geobits

I used tensorflow's rnn model for it.

Fax Machine

@Geobits I hear that was modeled on how fax machines transmit paper over the telephone

Downgoat

\o/ I got my Code/ folder back!

Geobits

@FaxMachine You heard wrong. It was scrooooooooooosh screeeeeeeeee, not scrooooooaaaaash screeeeeeee.

Alex A.

02:29

All of this Alex = Fax Machine talk is a little presumptuous

quartata

You flat out told us once

Fax Machine

@Geobits Actually, I can't hear anything. I'm a damn fax machine.

Downgoat

@AlexA. I have definite proof you are Fax Machine

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A: Counting Fountains

Julia, 44 43 bytes f(a,b=1)=a>b?sum(i->f(a-b,i),1:b+1):1(a==b) This uses recursive formula on OEIS. Explanation function f(a, b=1) if a > b # Sum of recursing sum(i -> f(a-b, i), 1:b+1) else # Convert bool to integer 1 * (a == b) end end Has an...

Quill

@AlexA. Alex = Wrong = FaxMachine. It's a more complex mathematical relationship than you're making it out to be

Downgoat

Fax Machine posted in Julia meaning @FaxMachine has to be Alex

Geobits

02:30

@FaxMachine Lies and blasphemy.

Fax Machine

@Geobits :O

Alex A.

@Downgoat A couple other people on the site use Julia.

Dr Green Eggs and Ham DJ

What if Fax Machine is Alex, since they're both wrong?

Geobits

Notice how Fax Machine and Alex never talk at exactly the same time? ;)

Fax Machine

ಠ_ಠ

Alex A.

02:31

Why would we?

Quill

Chat Challenge: Write a program that prints (or faxes) a random one-direction story from fanfiction.net

Geobits

@AlexA. You can't. Like Superman can't be seen next to Clark.

Downgoat

@Quill pls fax to 911

Dr Green Eggs and Ham DJ

@Quill That could end very awkwardly. 0_0

Geobits

@Quill I wouldn't even test that on your computer, much less mine.

Fax Machine

02:32

@Quill Can I submit my WIP fanfic first and just print that rather than scraping fanfiction.net?

Quill

@QPaysTaxes ;-D

Alex A.

@QPaysTaxes We... don't have that tag on PPCG.

quartata

What

Geobits

@AlexA. Why not?

quartata

I think Alex actually deleted that message about Fax Machine lol

Geobits

02:33

Oh, cuz it's caps.

Quill

@AlexA. no wonder it took so long to graduate

quartata

I went back to the day it was on and I can't find it

Geobits

You're a time traveler??

Downgoat

anyone here do ES6 classes?

Geobits

No

quartata

02:34

No, in the transcript

Quill

@Geobits I'd love to write a library of trolltools like that

@Downgoat No, but ES6 does Quill Classes

Geobits

@quartata Oh. Well that's less exciting.

Quill

@Geobits hear that knock on your door? that's the time police

Downgoat

@Quill ...

pls

Geobits

@Quill Umm... when?

Alex A.

02:35

@Quill I thought that was the pizza guy

Quill

you're off to guantimenamo bay

Geobits

The what now?

Alex A.

@quartata Why would I do that?

poi830

you're going to be serving time there

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quartata

@AlexA. I don't know.

But I can't find it

Geobits

02:35

@poi830 We got a groaner here!

quartata

It was December 28th and I distinctly remember it

Quill

@poi830 have some internet love

Alex A.

@quartata Why would you commit that to memory? o_O

Fax Machine

^ yeah, are you that into faxing?

poi830

somebody should write a fanfic based on this chat

Geobits

02:37

Faxy, you don't have to caret Alex. We get that you agree with him.

quartata

@AlexA. Because I looked up that abelian group challenge that was his first post and saw the date

Quill

class Pizza {
  constructor(base, topping){
    this.base = base;
    this.topping = topping;
  }
  eatPizza(){
    console.log(`DAMN! This ${this.topping} pizza is tasty`);
  }
}

quartata

Not because I had it memorized

I remember the conversation though

Geobits

@poi830 As long as it's not some weird llama/avocad stuff.

Alex A.

@quartata That was a pretty good challenge. I wish I had thought of it.

quartata

02:38

I said Fax couldn't be your sock because he was good at math

Quill

@poi830 youtube.com/watch?v=lGR0OuYH8-Q |

quartata

But I can't find the conversation at all on that day

@Quill Is that JS?

NotDoorknob

@AlexA. I understand. Everyone keeps saying I'm @Doorknob.

quartata

Wow, that looks usable.

Downgoat

@Quill +10 for JS

Quill

02:39

@quartata es6

quartata

ES6 sadly

Downgoat

@quartata ಠ_ಠ what is wrong with es6

Quill

I can't even get babel to work for me ;-;

Downgoat

ES6 == js

@Quill how? npm install babel-cli

quartata

@Downgoat we've been over this a million times

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Downgoat

02:39

@quartata only 3 or 4

Alex A.

@Downgoat ES6 ⊆ JS

Geobits

Why not just notPizza.eat() rather than notPizza.eatPizza() ?

Quill

@Geobits for a start that's bad practice to name an instance the same as the type

and secondly because PIZZAAAAAA

Geobits

@Quill My point about method naming remains :P

Doorknob

@Quill well that's unfortunate because I do that all the time

Alex A.

02:41

@Quill Damm sum rekt by a code reviewer

Geobits

@Quill Is that better?

NotDoorknob

@Geobits I approve of your variable names

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Quill

@Doorknob I hope you enjoy your first corporate code review

Fax Machine

-1 could be faxier

Quill

damn all these socks. someone's gonna summon a shoe

Geobits

02:42

@Quill Meh. For locals I've never had it be an issue. Anything broader, yea...

Dr Green Eggs and Ham DJ

@NotDoorknob I approve of your username.

Quill

and by a shoe I mean chat timeout

Doorknob

@Quill well it's actually the mods who are abusing chat right now... which seems a bit backwards :D

Chatgoat

@Quill goat =/= sock ಠ_ಠ

Quill

@Geobits for types that you invent yourself, yeah, but like var string = String(int)

Geobits

02:43

@Doorknob Not here it doesn't.

Quill

for default types, it's much worse

Geobits

@Quill Ooooooh. For some reason I assumed Pizza wasn't a built-in class.

Quill

@Doorknob that's how democracy works. you'll get used to it

something something civil liberties, something something stick it to the man

Geobits

Get your hands off my medicare!

Downgoat

Some suggested Cheddar should have a variable "Alex" pre-initialized to false...

Alex A.

02:45

:/

Geobits

@Fax You don't have hands. Stop being weird :P

Quill

it was lowercase "alex" but okay

Fax Machine

@Geobits I got faxhands

Quill

misread my the message

Downgoat

@Quill ಠ_ಠ

Geobits

02:45

@FaxMachine Did you find more? We stole the last ones for Marky a couple weeks back.

Doorknob

@Quill you mean my civil disobedience? :P

Fax Machine

@Geobits You took my hands?

I didn't even notice

Quill

@Doorknob powers abusing privilege

Geobits

@FaxMachine Yea, they were sitting there at Alex's place.

Downgoat

> haha these are anonymous

...

Geobits

02:46

Anonymous input form? Where?

Fax Machine

@Geobits Why were you at Alex's place?

Geobits

@FaxMachine Do you really want to know?

Doorknob

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Alex A.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Quill

Apr 8 at 1:05, by Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

I did the one about anonymity

Doorknob

02:47

@AlexA. perfect ninja'd

Alex A.

>:U

Quill

@QPaysTaxes standard scraping isn't working?

Downgoat

@Geobits The: Please Recommend Built-ins for Cheddar one

Quill

@FaxMachine minibits was helping Alex with his math homework

quartata

@QPaysTaxes Not sure if it matters here but you might need the fkey

Geobits

02:48

@Downgoat Prepare for incoming in 15

Quill

@quartata not really

Doorknob

> I hope your submission wasn't a BS one.

whoops sorry

Geobits

@Quill True story

Downgoat

> avodad

Geobits

He tutors and does laundry for pay. He's responsible for half the rent, after all.

Downgoat

02:49

@Doorknob ಠ_ಠ

Doorknob

hey you have no proof that was me

NotDoorknob

it could have been me instead

Downgoat

1 min ago, by Doorknob

whoops sorry

uh huh

quartata

@NotDoorknob It feels weird to see your old avatar

Downgoat

> .wipe() method for objects of class Ass

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Doorknob

02:49

I've still been too lazy to change it on him

I mean

NotDoorknob

I've been too lazy

quartata

I've gotten really accustomed to the new one

Alex A.

@Downgoat Who suggested the built-in for DDoS TNB? ಠ_ಠ

Quill

his old one was shinier

quartata

But I think I like the old one better

Downgoat

02:50

> I'm not going to describe the builtin and you can't make me.

@AlexA. I think it was @quartata

quartata

@Downgoat uh no

Quill

4 mins ago, by Downgoat

> haha these are anonymous

quartata

I suggested actual builtins

Doorknob

@quartata feedback on the old one vs. the new one has been approximately 50/50 so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Alex A.

You know what they say about 6/10

Geobits

02:51

@Doorknob And there's been no strawpoll for this yet whyyyy?

quartata

@Doorknob so make this account use the old one and make @NotDoorknob use the new one

problem solved

Alex A.

PROBLEM HAS BEEN SOLED

Quill

was the problem a shoe

Geobits

Who would buy such a problem?

poi830

strawpoll here
https://goo.gl/UVDcgq

Quill

02:51

um no. not clicking dat

Geobits

-1 not sneaky enough

quartata

@AlexA. I love petrale sole

Alex A.

wazzat

quartata

fish

Geobits

fishy fish

Downgoat

02:52

@poi830 disapproval face

quartata

@Downgoat Did you actually fall for that?

Geobits

Oh by the way. I lost the game a bit ago. Forgot to mention it.

quartata

your rickroll senses are weak

Downgoat

@quartata whaaat. No

Alex A.

@quartata Using a term of your own coinage, no pls.

Downgoat

02:53

@Geobits shit

quartata

@AlexA. ok

How long have you been a vegan? What prompted your decision to become one?

Geobits

You don't even eat fish?

I thought you were a semi-vegetarian.

quartata

@Geobits Nope he's hardcore vegan

Alex A.

@quartata 7-8 years and reasons

Geobits

Do you lose your vegan powers if you drink milk?

Downgoat

02:54

@AlexA. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Geobits

> <insert long thing>

7

uhh....

Maltysen

lel

Alex A.

@Geobits No I barf because I'm lactose intolerant

Doorknob

@AlexA. poor wording

quartata

@Geobits eat fish but not meat = pescatarian by the way

you learned something today

Alex A.

02:55

@Doorknob I realize that now :|

Geobits

@quartata No, I knew that. I thought he was a wishy-washy one that ate bacon occasionally and such.

Downgoat

@AlexA. you can still edit it

Geobits

Not sure why I thought that.

quartata

@Geobits Flextarian?

Doorknob

@Downgoat he can always eleven it

Quill

02:55

@Downgoat he's a moderator, he can edit anything at any time

quartata

I don't think those count really.

Downgoat

@Quill oh, yeah.

Geobits

@quartata They'll make up a word for damn near anything, won't they?

Alex A.

@Geobits Yes

Geobits

I always thought the proper term for those people was omnivore :P

quartata

02:56

No that's "normal" people

Geobits

I know

quartata

Gotta categorize all the people

poi830

if you categorize all of them who are the normal people

Alex A.

Then you get the Taxonomist badge

quartata

@poi830 that's the joke

Geobits

02:57

A vegetarian that also eats meat when they feel like it is "normal, but pretentious" in my eyes ;)

Alex A.

@Geobits And that's what you thought I was? :/

Doorknob

you're a programmer

automate it

the words?

Downgoat

@QPaysTaxes congrats!

@QPaysTaxes that's the fun part...

Geobits

@AlexA. Kinda. I'm not sure why, like I said. Not that I care what anyone here eats or anything, but I could've sworn somebody in here was.

quartata

@Geobits I mean technically I'm one but that's mostly because I'm too poor to eat meat every single day

Downgoat

02:59

@Geobits I don't think @somebody is "normal, but pretentious."

Maltysen

@QPaysTaxes yo same. except I don't even get to write them, I'm copy pasting them from the original Pyth macros list and changing shit around

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