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4:00 PM
Retina, 6 bytes:
[\[\]]
 
@Dennis Grime, 7 bytes: n`\[|\]
 
pyth, 7 bytes: s/Lz"[]
 
@Doorknob do you know Retina?
 
@zyabin101 Retina, 4 bytes: [][]
 
\(O_o)/
 
4:05 PM
That's the one I was waiting for. :)
 
I thought you were waiting for Jelly, cos here I was trying to turn a string into an empty list in one char
 
@Sp3000 I thought it was two blank character sets.
 
@zyabin101 Well here's something for you to try: shortest Retina program to count number of ^-[]
Hint: no backslashes needed
 
[]^[-]? or with the ^/[ swapped
 
@Dennis Haskell, 25 bytes (and somewhat boring): length.filter(`elem`"[]")
 
4:07 PM
@Sp3000 Retina, 6 bytes:
[][^-]
 
Yeah, either of those :)
 
Pyth is possible in 4 btw (with our standard rules for I/O).
 
wat
 
@Doorknob dat
 
@zyabin101 ummm
 
4:10 PM
l@`Y I presume (and I don't even Pyth :P)
 
That's the one.
 
@MartinBüttner \(O_o)/
 
unequal glasses emoji?
 
Hence why I was trying to empty list in Jelly, but given how <dyad> <monad> is parsed, I'll probably end up wasting a byte anyway to get len to not stick to the dyad
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ FOG is tied with NTFJ for the shortest infinite loop with no ouput. :P.
 
4:15 PM
@Sp3000 The shortest way I could find in Jelly was the straightforward f“[]”L, which is 1 byte longer than f“”ŒṘ$L with repr.
 
Yeah... needing $ kinda kills any chances
 
Needs moar two-byte constants. Ø[ for “[]”, for example.
 
@Dennis what I/O should I use for my language?
 
@TonHospel a few thousand decimal places!
 
Hi @El'endiaStarman!
 
4:23 PM
@lembik: No, won't pursue that. Though it beats anything from a certain precision on the startup cost seems staggeringly high
 
@lembik: O(4^n)
 
@Solver I feel like I'm missing context.
 
@TonHospel It seems that with m = n/2 we can get to n= 28 now. I am still confused why the worst case is not m= n/2 though
@TonHospel :)
 
4:24 PM
@Solver Fax
 
@Dennis Like, how should my language take input for the program and args? Should it read from a file, should it have keyboard input, e.t.c.
 
waits for FaxMachine to appear
 
@Geobits wat is Fax?
 
Alex isn't around, so I doubt Fax is.
 
4:25 PM
@Geobits it sounds old
 
@Dennis drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr BEEEEEP
 
No, it's the newest thing
 
@Geobits :P
 
@Solver What language? For what purpose?
 
@lembik: Oh, you didn't yet get to the point where it gets faster with increasing n ? Try m=17 n=34 or so as a joke
 
4:26 PM
@Geobits that's kewl - what about laser printers and avocad
 
I've never laser printed an avocad. If you want juic, try 3D printer instead.
 
@Dennis Like, PPCG challenges - like Jelly, or CJam
 
@TonHospel ok doing it
 
@Geobits ink jet will give better juic
 
@Solver Are you designing a language or participating in a contest?
 
4:27 PM
@Geobits need 3d printer for avocad. and juic
@Dennis Designing a language.
 
@quartata o/
 
tri for thirtee minut and onli 'avocad jam tray 2'
 
git cake ... mmm, cake.
 
@Geobits avocad on fire
 
@Geobits why not tray avocodad
 
4:28 PM
we need your tax money though!
 
@QPaysTaxes avocad is good for you, take avocad now.
 
@Solver That's totally up to you then. Just make sure it's covered by our defaults.
 
@QPaysTaxes Just the wall. Need more monies for juic.
 
@QPaysTaxes block and a boolean
 
^
@QPaysTaxes Let that be your guide in all you do :P
(except golf, of course)
 
4:31 PM
@Dennis Is i/o from files okay?
 
I think you might have (some) people avoid it if the only i/o is files. It's kinda a pain.
 
@TonHospel Took 103.140123844 seconds !
@TonHospel so why is it doing this?
this seems very surprising
 
@Solver Why can't you just read input from STDIN?
 
@QPaysTaxes That was spoken by a linux folk ;)
 
@QPaysTaxes Why not both? Evaluate if it's a block, take literally otherwise.
 
4:32 PM
You could do command line arguments for input too I suppose
 
@quartata okey dope (stdin is keyboard, right?)
 
@Solver yes
 
@quartata good. Thanks!
 
@TonHospel I mean why doesn't it carry on getting slower as n increases?
 
@QPaysTaxes My lang would go like 'statement that evals to true or false'i'statement to be executed if true'}
@QPaysTaxes Well done! Esoteric means creativity. I haven't written an esolang yet, because I don't have any good ideas.
@QPaysTaxes same here in a golfing lang
 
4:48 PM
Goodness. Why are programmers always so opinionated about everything? languages, OS's , double or single quotes, tabs or spaces, best practices, etc
could anyone point me to a good explanation on C's pointers? They are really confusing me right now...
 
@Downgoat I am online if you need help on that grunt question
 
Wow, I was so excited for Overwatch two years ago but not only did I not make it into the closed beta but Blizzard is also not supporting OS X or Linux AND they somehow managed to make it completely broken with Wine
I used to like Blizzard...
 
@epicTCK Pointers are memory addresses. A string such as "Hello" will take up six contiguous bytes of memory (the last is the null byte, which ends a string in C). A pointer to that string will have a value that is the address of the first byte of memory used. You can have a pointer to the start of a list, or an integer, or an object, or even other pointers, since pointers themselves also have memory addresses. You declare a pointer with * and "de-reference" (get the address) with &.
 
@El'endiaStarman Actually * is dereference (i.e address -> data) and & is reference (data -> address)
 
5:00 PM
@quartata Oh whoops.
Everything else is right, though?
 
@QPaysTaxes Code review representative? Sounds like that might have been Mat messing with you
 
@QPaysTaxes rofl
 
@El'endiaStarman yeah
 
I thought Code review, but that made no sense.
 
@QPaysTaxes This is C not C++
 
5:00 PM
@QPaysTaxes why did they send that to you?
 
They're different
@QPaysTaxes ok
 
And I'm liking the education on bird wings. :P
 
So then whats the point of pointers?
 
5:04 PM
> Harrison Ford
:P
we need a random "what-if" button.
thx google
 
not that great
answer was obvious
explanation too
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ jsfiddle.net/n9fLjzvf
 
@Rainbolt lel
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ The face of a customer who provided unclear requirements
 
5:07 PM
yeah
 
If you have to try
to simplify
you're doing it wrong
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I disagree!
 
@QPaysTaxes What sort of thing?
 
@Rainbolt the words of every service company developer ever
 
5:08 PM
@El'endiaStarman One does not simply disagree with a nigh perfect haiku
 
jsfiddle causes a crash if you try to un-indent ~250 lines at once in IE
 
Also, from what-if 12:
> Atmospheric scientists try for years to piece together what happened, but no explanation is forthcoming. Eventually, they give up, and the unexplained meteorological phenomenon is simply dubbed a “Skrillex Storm”—because, in the words of one researcher, “It had one hell of a drop.”
 
^
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ you didn't try chrome on a USB stick?
 
5:12 PM
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ I wouldn't dare.
Firefox ftw
 
then try FF on a stick
@Dennis you don't need the ! before the image hyperlink.
 
> FF on a stick
 
awkward
 
5:14 PM
@QPaysTaxes Which version did you use at that time?
 
@QPaysTaxes Sure that was firefox and not nightly?
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Sometimes you do, so I include them to be safe. Why are you poking around in my Markdown anyway?
:P
 
Look at the starboard.
 
What should the symbol for the unary base be, if this is a sane language we're talking about?
 
5:15 PM
@QPaysTaxes Word and excel do similar things.
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ಠ
 
You mean the digit? 1, obviously.
 
@Dennis Thanks.
@QPaysTaxes nice idea tho!
@QPaysTaxes My friend likes to think it's 0, or just a #.
My friend is not well-versed in this type of stuff :P
 
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5:17 PM
convert to decimal than to ascii char
sorry missed a ಠ
 
Oh sweet! Look what I just got in the mail!!
 
@QPaysTaxes It's a check for 21 cents
 
Why do you go to a school full of fascists? :P
>_>
 
5:19 PM
@Geobits who the hell sent that?
 
I think I finally tunneled through the school's system of blocking web addresses!
 
+1 for freehand wat
3
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ A place that I closed an account with a couple months back. I guess they don't know what "full withdrawal" means, or I had some slight bit of interest accruing.
 
@QPaysTaxes Noice! Fortunately for me, the school doesn't really have anyone like me :D so they have their guard down, for the moment at least.
 
5:20 PM
^^^^
 
> easily [...] but requires effort
 
Anyways, now that I'm financially independent, I'm going out to dinner.
 
@Geobits bai
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ :noice
how?
 
^ where does that point to?
 
2 mins ago, by Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
I think I finally tunneled through the school's system of blocking web addresses!
 
wtf
first try?
 
I guess.
 
Oh, it's simple. They have some software buried deep in the computer itself. Simple del and it's gone (probably)
 
I'd be equally amazed if he rolled a 37 on a d60.
 
5:23 PM
^^ true
 
And he rolled a 1 twice on a D120! Now I'm pretty suspicious that they took multiple tries. :P
 
@El'endiaStarman :Probably
 
^
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Is that emulating vim or the tongue out emote :P?
 
-------------------------------------------------------------------------^
Too lazy to type two Ps
 
5:25 PM
um
both?
TIL the original avocad meme actually used avocado.
 
I thought it used advocodad or something equally bad.
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ But not too lazy to type out the right number of dashes. :P
 
@El'endiaStarman .........................................................................*cough cough* lol
\o\ lol /o/
 
/o\
upside down
Any suggestions for stupid vim commands I should set?
ala :Avocad?
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Or "headache"
 
lel
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ hooray!
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ wat happened
 
@Solver (follow the reply link)
How should adding two numbers in different bases react?
 
5:34 PM
errors with avocad as the error message
 
^^ascii disapproval face
 
um no
ascii astonished face
&#3232;_&#3232;
 
I don't think HTML entities work in chat.
 
5:36 PM
ಠ_ಠ
 
I can type with a shortcut now.
ಠ_ಠ :D
 
I'm on my tablet rip me
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I know what thats like :P (Remember?)
 
5:38 PM
@Solver ohai yeah I remember
 
I don't
ಠ_ಠ for not telling me. Q_Q
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Yesterday I was at home in bed, and I didn't want to sleep, so I took out my tiny screened phone to chat.
 
5:41 PM
@QPaysTaxes At our school we aren't allowed youtube :P
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ T = eye with tear
 
oh
Q_Q looks more tearish
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Now in my lang that means 'create a new integer var with name _ '
 
@Solver On the bright side: No rickrolls!
 
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5:42 PM
oh
 
:P
 
In Dyia, JavaScript: ReferenceError: T is undefined
 
I need to commit the latest version of cookie
 
Commit to committing.
 
5:43 PM
@Solver Did you mean, push?
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Crying ghast.
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I haven't yet committed to commiting to committing.
 
9 mins ago, by Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
How should adding two numbers in different bases react?
 
@zyabin101 yes I did
 
5:44 PM
Anyone know Android hardware well? Trying to figure out if the sound latency I'm getting (straight mic -> speaker) is avoidable at all, or whether the hardware/api layers just suck.
Tempted to write a simple test program, but figured I'd ask first.
 
Lol this is Mini SO
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ convert them and output as the first number's base
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Add their values and output in either the first or second base.
 
   ____                    ____
  |    |                  |    |
  |____|,                 |____|,
         ‘’l,                    ‘’l,
 
@El'endiaStarman But which base?
 
5:45 PM
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ ???
 
@Solver why the first base?
 
4 hours ago, by Rainbolt
Being in here allows me to crowd source the occasional question that I am too lazy to ask on SO
 
because it got there first
 
What if it's 1011_2 + 5Z_36? Just convert to binary?
 
yes
 
5:46 PM
1 min ago, by Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ
   ____                    ____
  |    |                  |    |
  |____|,                 |____|,
         ‘’l,                    ‘’l,
 
@Geobits haha lol
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ A dude with sleeps in his eyes
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I dunno. Which one do you think will be more useful/less unexpected?
 
5:47 PM
@El'endiaStarman Idk. I like @Solver's idea, but my original idea was to convert to the large of the two bases.
 
That could work also.
Keep in mind what might happen if one of the addends is derived from user input.
 
It's an infix language like J, so that's not too big of a problem
 
Hmm? You don't expect to handle user input?
 
Well, to take input is to take a left/right argument to a verb
 
5:50 PM
and numbers are automatically assigned base 10, which can be specified with <base>n<number>
 
Hmm, okay, suppose that you take two inputs: the base of the input number, and its digit string. Then you add that with something.
 
@El'endiaStarman not golfy enough. :P
 
@Solver Doesn't matter here.
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ did you see my fibbonacci FOG post?
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ nope, can I haz link?
 
5:52 PM
1
A: Fibonacci function or sequence

Easterly IrkFuzzy Octo Guacamole, 11 bytes 01(!aZrZo;) This takes the infinite route. Explanation: 01 pushes 0 and then 1 to the stack. ( starts a infinite loop. ! sets the register, saving the value on the top of the stack and storing it. It doesn't pop though. a adds the 2 values. ZrZ reverses th...

 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Speaking of J, I'm planning to place a bounty for APL/J/K answers on a challenge. Do you feel like trying it out?
 
@Zgarb Maybe! I'll look at the challenge right now
Wow, it's quite complicated.
I'm not quite sure I know enough J to achieve it :(
 
Yeah, it's not immediately obvious how to approach it in an APL-like language.
I'll place the bounty since I'd like to see a solution, we'll see how it goes.
 
Especially considering there's for in loop there..
@Zgarb Good luck! Maybe we'll see something from Nbz
 
:( I got the volume of a oblate spheroid in FOG, but surface area is insane.
That is the surface area.
 
5:57 PM
Is this for a challenge?
 
sorta
remember that golfing help challenge about that?
-3
Q: Volume and surface of spheroids

Byte CommanderI want you to write a function (or a program) that takes the height (2*c) and the width (2*a) of an oblate (left image) or prolate (right image) spheroid or a sphere as parameters and returns the volume and the surface area of the shape as tuple. The output must be rounded to two decimal places. ...

on hold due to unclearness and other stuff
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ FOG Code for volume:
223.4/P*2^/p^/**o;
 
Not bad.
Do you have inverse hyperbolic tangent?
 
ish
hyperbolic tangent yeah, inverse needs to be 1/tanh
 
5:59 PM
Inverse is legit inverse function iirc
Like, arcsin isn't 1/sin
 
oh yeah
wait lemme check
yeah i don't have atanh
 

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