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02:00
who is he?
Super User mod
Okay.
And anybody contributes?
Okay.
02:02
Must. Send. Stupid PPCG posts.
Hey, is the avocad one on there?
> tag:poetry
I have one
How do I submit?
Don't do the avocad one pls @CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ
02:06
Sorry, I will stop spamming.
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I did this one:
wrong one
hey, I wanted to see that.
@RikerW Okay, will do
lol
^^^ actual update message
02:10
\o/ 163 days!
I hit 1m days when trying to migrate files over bluetooth.
I think it would have actually taken that long though....
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ *^^
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Q: Let's play some boardgame!

Washington GuedesIntroduction Boardgames are a classic play between kids, but there are some kids that feel bored playing a boardgame step by step. Now they want the result to be shown before they put their hands on the board. Challenge Suppose this boardgame: >---#<---X---<X<--#-$ > means the start of the ...

that last comment
Doesn't documentation damage me? I spend lots of time improving myself, making mistakes and learning from them: if I just give away everything I know, am I not losing precious professional capital? — Monoandale 3 hours ago
o_O
02:17
Nah, that is my philosphy.
Unless it is a public project.
In the context of a job you're already leaving? Makes no sense. You're already worth nothing to the company except for your knowledge. It's not possible for your capital to go down.
No then.
Ehhhhhhh I'd rather keep good relationships with my former co-workers
I'm still in contact with people from my previous job, and I got my current job by staying in contact with the people from the job before that
02:26
@AlexA.: I dunno if you've seen this yet...
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ lol @ programfox'es comment. :P
@RikerW that's the best part :D
@AlexA. ...or this.
@El'endiaStarman SO MAJESTIC
@Doorknob It got deleted ._.
02:37
:(
I wish I had the ability to open links in pictures.
Huh. I figured Bernie was going to win tonight, but his is looking like the biggest margin of victory in NH from a non-sitting president since JFK.
@Geobits :O
For democrats at least. It looks like Reagan had a 27 point lead in 1980 on the republican side.
Still, damn that's a big gap.
Only 42% reporting though.
But yeah, about 20% difference between Bernie and Clinton.
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Why =P
02:46
It's been about the same gap since 10% reporting, too. Seems pretty stable so far.
Oh, Trump
@Roujo TRUMP AHHH
Lol
trump is a good presidential choice
For president of what?
02:47
the use
*the us'
*grabs a lawn chair and sits down dot gif*
The only one on the republican side I could get behind is Kasich, and I honestly don't think he has a chance in hell of winning the nomination. To each his own, though.
trump is the best
@Roujo Sorry to disappoint :P
@Seadrus Not sure if trolling
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02:50
@Geobits I like it better this way, really. I'm just too used to seeing sparks fly, so I keep my chair on standby.
@AlexA. im offended
(Pun intended)
@AlexA. Any time someone expresses support for Trump, I assume they're trolling unless proven otherwise.
Like "innocent until proven guilty".
damn people y the trump hate
02:52
Disagreement on key policy issues is my guess.
...I doubt it's merely disagreement on key policy issues.
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Well it's at least that.
In other news:
> Are you going to act better this time?
I ' m not sure that ' s a good idea
> Why isn't that a good idea?
I ' m not sure that ' s a good idea
> I know that. Stop repeating yourself.
I ' m not sure that ' s a good idea
> What are you sure of?
_UNK
> That figures.
I ' m not sure that ' s a good idea
> STOP IT
I ' m not sure that ' s a good idea
> What the hell is wrong with you?
_UNK
> Man, this is starting to piss me off.
I ' m not sure that I ' m not sure that I ' m not sure
> Go away
I ' m not sure that ' s a good idea
@Geobits I ' m not sure that ' s a good idea
02:55
Is _UNK really that common?
@Geobits Only two _UNKs, that's nice
I ' m not sure that ' s a good idea
@RikerW Yes, I hear @Doorknob say it all the time.
@Roujo Three counting the one at the end.
@Geobits Ah, didn't click the "See More Text" link
02:56
You mean you didn't want to see more?
There was so much more to see.
It sounds very much like "I ' m afraid I can ' t let you do that, Geobits"
_UNK _UNK _UNK
@AlexA. Reminds me of Starship Troopers.
@AlexA. I mean that I didn't see it
@El'endiaStarman _UNK indeed, El'endia. _UNK. Indeed.
@Roujo You mean you didn't see that you didn't want to see more?
02:57
At some point, you'll end up with legitimate _UNKs and you won't be able to tell the difference
@Geobits That's on my "not sure if should watch" list.
@AlexA. I didn't see that, all I saw is that I didn't know I could see that I knew how to see more.
I see
@AlexA. There's zero reason to not watch it. It's not really much like the book at all, and it's not deep or anything, but it is worth a viewing.
soudayou?
@Roujo Are ellipses used in Japanese?
02:58
DAMMIT
そうですね
I messed up =P
You are somewhat forgiven.
I think it's sōdayo, but I might be mistaken
As for ellipses, I have no idea
03:00
Yes, sōdayo works
I've seen ellipses used on Japanese signs and such.
そうだよ
Not very common, but definitely a thing.
I just typed an extra う
@Geobits It has been promoted to my "will watch if convenient" list.
03:01
That's a good spot for it. It's not urgent or anything :P
I'll stick to romanized for now >_>
<_< won rof dezinamor ot kcits ll'I
.A xelA?
ojuoR
Sounds French backwards
I ' m not sure that ' s a good idea
03:02
It is French, so eh =P
Well, French Canadian anyway, right?
Yup
@Geobits _UNK
@Roujo So pseudofrench
@AlexA. pff
I think that's fauxfrench.
03:03
i made a new language
@Roujo When I took French in college, they told us that the French make fun of Quebequois.
@Seadrus Spanish?
no programming language
Does it look just like another language, except rotated 90 degrees?
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03:04
SpainScript?
I call it "fuck"
no brain, just fuck.
@AlexA. Depends. Others like us because of Normandy. I'm not sure which is more accurate. =P
@Seadrus Sounds like a good Friday night
03:05
Remind me, why haven't I seen you in chat recently, @Seadrus?
@Seadrus Scholarly :P
Hello, World: FUUCK fuck Cf FUCK FcF fuck FfC FUCK FcF fuck FFc FUCK FcF fuck FFc FUCK FcF fuck FFK FUCK FcF fuck Fc FUCK FcF fuck f FUCK FcF fuck kK FUCK FcF fuck FFK FUCK FcF fuck Fuu FUCK FcF fuck FFc FUCK FcF fuck Ffc FUCK FcF fuck F FUCK FUCK
^ thinking about flagging that as offensive.
@Seadrus Now that sounds like a bad Friday night.
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ He's been too busy making... that. >_>
03:05
but its my programming language
Good luck posting anything in that language.
The spam/obscenity filter is going to fucking love that.
i even put as much fuck into my source code as possiblew
I wonder if Chef accepts Spam as an ingredient
03:06
@Seadrus o_o
16 mins ago, by Alex A.
@Seadrus Not sure if trolling
@Geobits There's no obscenity filter in Stack Exchange posts, only in titles
source code:
oh god
function fuckit(fucK){
	fUcK=[];
	fUcK[166]="String.fromCharCode(";
	for(FUcK=0;FUcK<94;FUcK++)fUcK[FUcK]=FUcK+32;
	fUcK[95]="*";
	fUcK[96]="-";
	fUcK[97]="+";
	fUcK[98]="/";
	fUcK[99]="~";
	fUcK[678]=",";
	fUcK[751]=")";
	fUcK[5871]="alert(";
	FUck="";
	for(fUCK=fucK.split(" "),Fuck=0;Fuck<fUCK.length;Fuck++){
		FuCk = parseInt(fUCK[Fuck].replace(/f/g,"0").replace(/F/g,"1").replace(/u/g,"2").replace(/U/g,"3").replace(/c/g,"4").replace(/C/g,"5").replace(/k/g,"6").replace(/K/g,"7"),8);
		FUck+=fUcK[FuCk];
@AlexA. Until the first one of those gets posted :P
03:07
waaaaaaaaaaaaat
@AlexA. Sure it wouldn't be flagged by Community anyway?
I'm fairly certain it wouldn't last anyway. I'd throw a flag on it, and I'm hardly sensitive.
@El'endiaStarman It probably would be but that's not what I meant
@Geobits I'd mark your flag helpful
@Geobits Would you go as far as to downvote it, though
but i spepnt a long time isn ot
*on it
03:09
If you spend a long time creating something purposefully offensive, don't act surprised if people flag it. Them's the breaks.
how is that offensive
19 mins ago, by Alex A.
@Seadrus Not sure if trolling
Some people are sensitive to obscenities.
why though
they're just words
That's a philosophical question to which I do not have an answer.
03:10
If you didn't think it was offensive (at least to some), you wouldn't have done it. It's pure trolling.
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are you twelve, or something, @Seadrus
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ 8 actualyl
@Seadrus Words meant to be offensive.
03:10
Didn't read it, but it might be of help
@El'endiaStarman well shit
@Roujo That's some high praise.
im going to look for mor inspiration
@Seadrus seriously?
@Geobits Is it? Huh. Cool, then.
03:11
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ no dip.
im 21
Find avatar inspiration too, while you're doing that :P
HO SHIT
I FORGOT ABOUT THAT
SORRY @GEOBTS
Yes. I believe you.
And, y'know, considering that the atmosphere in this room is generally a nice one where people don't try to offend others...
03:12
^
Also, we like carrots
And ninjas.
u guys are weird
Whether you fuck those or not is up to you, but keep it to yourself and you should be fine.
@Roujo What?
It's a French thing.
03:13
@AlexA. Giving advice to Seadrus
@Geobits Oh, okay. C'est la vie.
To help him fit in more
@Geobits pff =P
@Roujo "Whether you fuck those" doesn't make sense to me.
how do i change vatar
Go to your profile and click your picture
03:14
whers my profile
@AlexA. "We like carrots and ninjas. Whether you fuck those or not [...]"
clicking the pic just lead me to a page
@Roujo Whether you fuck carrots or ninjas? >_>
@Seadrus If you hadn't spent so much time trolling, people might believe you are really looking for assistance ;)
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03:15
@AlexA. Or none, really. It's up to you.
I take it back
Turns out, it was a French thing. That sounded better in French.
how do i update my profile pici uploaded it
Fun fact about French! Trump looks (and sounds, depending on if you pronounce it in English or not) a lot like "trompe", which is "mistake".
More or less. Same family.
@Seadrus Done
@Seadrus There you have it, new pic.
03:17
@Seadrus I refreshed your chat profile and now it shows up
yay
but it still shows here <===
@Roujo It still sounds funnier in English :P
Refresh your page
that looks like an identicon...
it is
03:18
did you use this?
51
Q: Golf Your Language's Identicon

Calvin's HobbiesIdenticons are small images of geometric patterns that represent the hash value of a string. Stack Exchange uses the identicons from Gravatar as each user's default avatar image. In this challenge, we will use the Gravatar identicons as well to generate some text to golf. Challenge This stack...

BRUTE FORCING COMMON ENGLISH WORDS ENGAGED.
o_O
that was quick
help
Did you need help finding an avatar? XD
holy shit how did you find out
1 min ago, by Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
BRUTE FORCING COMMON ENGLISH WORDS ENGAGED.
Well, I gotta go bye
Bye!
03:26
I see I missed something
squartato
@El'endiaStarman hello
Just waiting for Alex to notice...
03:29
I guess I don't understand why the avocado challenge is getting downvotes but not close votes :P
I've never gotten such a negative reaction to a challenge before and I don't know what exactly to do.
are you serious it's at +5
how is that "negative"
Got 2 downvotes in a very short period of time.
1 close vote, little attention overall.
Compared to the other challenges posted today that's negative
@El'endiaStarman Holy hell this is incredibly adorable!!!
(the upgoat one got +14 so it isn't because people aren't on today)
@El'endiaStarman <3
03:32
Oh there we go. ^^^ :P
I was wondering for a second whether <# was supposed to mean something different
# is capital 3
So it's a <3 with extra emphasis?
I was actually thinking you meant ^ that.
@Doorknob reinforced robot heart?
03:35
#misunderstood
#iateaburritoanditwastasty
#metoo
<#
#whyareweusinghashtagsthisisntinstagram
These memes aren't dank at all. This is like, entry-level memeology. — Pyritie yesterday
hahaha
03:42
XD
I'm creating a background for the PPCG userscript so could everyone submit a bunch of random programs here, please?
[considers keyboard mashing]
Nah, I'll submit Mandelbrot in Minkolang.
Vinksotor
The love child of Vitsy, Minkolang, and Rotor
Vinkotor would be better.
Vi
 inko
    otor
Yes it would
03:50
@Downgoat Submitted a couple =)
@Roujo awesome, thanks :D
@Downgoat Would it be wrong of me to submit fully formatted, lint-approved Java business layer code as the PPCG background?
@Geobits Anything but lint-approved Java please :P
Are you looking for short snippets or what?
@Geobits yeah, a bunch of short snippets which I'll put together to make a background
Similar to what I've done to the header
03:56
I haven't seen that, so I'll assume that means something :P
Ok, I submitted a Monte Carlo pi estimator. Why not?
@Downgoat I submitted an APL
@Geobits Got it, thanks!
@AlexA. This one: "{(-n↑⍵÷⊃⊖⍵),⍨⍉1↓⍉∘.=⍨⍳n←1-⍨≢⍵}"?
@AlexA. cool, thanks
I did a Rotor thing
04:02
@quartata ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@Downgoat It was a submission of mine to something and I don't remember what the challenge was but I like how the code looks
@AlexA. Whatever encoding illustrator uses doesn't like how your code looks :P but I'll try to find a font in which it works
haha no problem if it doesn't make it in
APL isn't the easiest to handle
+1 for not cat
awwwwwww
04:07
doge is 2 cute
@El'endiaStarman Oh dammit.
There we go. :P
@Doorknob What a coincidence this is... my compsci homework due tomorrow involves calculating the number of steps in a binary search.
HER NAME IS LUCY MY BABY'S NAME IS LUCY AHHHHHH
She's too cute. I think I might actually die.
04:16
please dont die
2late
ono he ded
> I think I might actually die.
You're not wrong.
Up until I saw that dog, I had been immortal. But no longer.
TIL I can kill Alex with pictures of cute puppies.
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04:18
@El'endiaStarman
hahaha
Yeah, < 10 bytes is more like it.
@Dennis btw, that's not all test cases. :P
This makes me imagine slaves appearing next to Ceasar's seat and saying "pling, habes epistulam" — Hagen von Eitzen 8 hours ago
@Doorknob Fixed. :P
Getting rid of the freaking conditional was the hard part. Conditionals are ungolfy in Jelly.
Stupid powers of 2.
Btw, why is it called binary search when each step has three possible outcomes?
Because trinary search sounds bad
04:26
> trinary
...
*ternary
I know
Trinary sounds bad because it's wrong
#unappreciated
04:30
alex is overmemed
alex is just alex
aphorisms are just memes
@quartata hi
Alex is one of Calvin's hobbies.
@Quill What is
Beautiful
05:17
@AlexA. I thought you liked electro swing?
@Quill My girlfriend does
oh, that's right
same thing ;p
05:29
first non-code-golf detour answer!
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A: Sort a list and write some English!

CyoceDetour (non-competing ;-; ) Dear Boss Man I thought I had put your recovered files on drive z. In reality it was downloaded at the main drive, C://users/boss/recovery. Sorry for the confusion! Try it online! How it works: The only important part is C://, and the line above it, z.. : means "p...

Anonymous
Man we're at 9.6 q/d right now. If we're not careful, we'll hit 10, and then the standard will be applied to us :P
@Mego The Standard™
Anonymous
@Dennis Because it cuts the list in half with each iteration. There are at most floor(log_2(n)+1) (aka the length of n's binary representation).
More like when it hits 10, they up the standard
Anonymous
at most... comparisons needed to find the value (or determine that it is not in the list)
05:38
"Upon further review of the data, the goal is now 15 q/d."
> you hit 10? yeah... you need 15 to graduate
*Mental high five.*
Anonymous
More like "You can graduate without 10. Oh wait you hit 10? Ok you have to hit 10 consistently like we pretend is the rule for all other sites now."
.___.
05:57
+1 Nice job! I should really figure out how to install PIL on a Mac... — Downgoat 45 mins ago
@Downgoat Have you not been able to install PIL?
IIRC Pillow is the Python 3 fork of PIL.
You can install Python packages with pip.
pip install ಠ_ಠ
Uh yeah, like that ^
Except s/disapproval/your package/

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