The Nineteenth Byte

RikerW

23:00

You would be expected to contribute to the kickstarter though...

But that would be a good idea.

:P

Does anybody else here get Trainsick?

FlagAsSpam

xD No, I wouldn't take it anyways. Plus, running Mornington Crescent programs in person would be frankly idiotic. xD

RikerW

Pls? /s

It would be good on a resume:

FlagAsSpam

xD

RikerW

I executed my code by blowing £75 and taking a bunch of trains.

FlagAsSpam

Fair enough.

You know what? I'll do it.

SuperJedi224

23:03

@quartata Not really.

Also, hi.

RikerW

Sup?

FlagAsSpam

I'll map this out. Luckily, there's also a lot of going back and forth to Bank.

RikerW

Do you live in the UK @SuperJedi224?

Sp3000

Mini challenge: Pick an esolang and make it sound amazing on resume

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RikerW

@FlagAsSpam You live in bank?

SuperJedi224

23:04

@RikerW No

Sp3000

*make programming in it

RikerW

@Sp3000 Working on the code golf though code review one. :P

FlagAsSpam

@RikerW No.

I live out of Greater London.

Sp3000

I's try, but I don't know enough about CR :P

RikerW

No clue where any of that is. :P Sorry.

Maltysen

23:05

What program are you acting out in real life?

Hello World?

FlagAsSpam

Ya.

Maltysen

are you sure its optimally golfed?

RikerW

No, but @MartinBüttner got it pretty far.

FlagAsSpam

I'm checking (in the background of doing calculus) if they're all possible.

RikerW

Still 110 lines.

FlagAsSpam

23:06

How do I count consecutive duplicate stations?

Go out of the station, then back?

Martin Büttner

I'm 100% certain that it isn't optimal, because I wrote it by hand.

I didn't even use the "shortest-connection" checker I wrote for the prime tester.

RikerW

Okay then.

@FlagAsSpam Yes, I guess.

Maltysen

But do different trains cost different amounts of money?

Cuz I think you want to optimize money, not connections

Martin Büttner

not the trains, but the zones the stations are in

@FlagAsSpam hop on the train, hop back out :P

FlagAsSpam

@Maltysen I don't need to worry about that - all of my tube costs are already paid for until July 6th-ish.

Maltysen

23:11

oh cool! Make sure to take a video of it :)

RikerW

^

quartata

@SuperJedi224 mkay

Martin Büttner

if anyone is taking the SO survey and doesn't know what to answer for "If we could add one thing to Stack Overflow just for you, what would it be?" I have a suggestion for you ;)

quartata

@SuperJedi224 So 5{6R1+p}* is as golfy as Diceware gets?

@MartinBüttner Wait, they don't have that feature already?

SuperJedi224

@quartata You'll need an s instruction in there.

quartata

23:17

Doesn't p print the first register though?

Or is that stack?

SuperJedi224

It would be 5{6Rs1+p}*

quartata

Oh

Oh right because 1 goes into x

RikerW

:26678990 That was random. :P

quartata

@AlexA. ??

RikerW

@quartata No.

Alex A.

23:18

@quartata Don't worry about it

quartata

@AlexA. worrying about it

RikerW

Cute doge and cute shmoo.

Alex A.

@quartata don't

RikerW

Why did you do that?

Alex A.

Why do I do any of the things I do?

FlagAsSpam

23:20

What happened? D:

Alex A.

quartata gave us his full name and social security information.

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quartata

wtf

...

RikerW

@FlagAsSpam @AlexA. posted a gif of a cute dog and a cute shmoo-like thing.

quartata

Now I'm REALLY worried about what that link was...

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

I am confused beyond belief.

RikerW

23:21

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ^^^

i.imgur.com/aImFONh.gifv

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

O....kay? That makes even less sense

RikerW

Link: ^^

Correction: It was a dog and a stuffed polar bear. :D

FlagAsSpam

@Sp3000 I'll probably need to do this soon, college applications are coming up. I'm definitely adding Vitsy to it.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

I watched it half-expecting for the dog to open it's eyes and charge at the camera :P

RikerW

lol

quartata

23:23

@RikerW d'awhhh

Why did Alex delete that

FlagAsSpam

The dog looks exactly like mine from before I left the US.

RikerW

alex-was-wrong-to-delete

quartata

@FlagAsSpam It's a Shiba Inu

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@FlagAsSpam "I made a programming language. Now, give me enrollment, so I can pay you money for education."

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quartata

a.k.a doge

RikerW

23:23

@FlagAsSpam Maybe he stole it...

FlagAsSpam

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ...yeah.

RikerW

@quartata That was what I thought!!!

@AlexA. Why did you delete the doge/polar bear gif???

El'endia Starman

@Sp3000 I've....already done that...

Alex A.

@RikerW It wasn't oneboxing

El'endia Starman

gifvs won't onebox.

RikerW

23:24

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Wrong message?

El'endia Starman

The .gif url will work too.

Sp3000

Damn starboard, I meant programming in a language, not making one :P

RikerW

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@RikerW What message?

El'endia Starman

@Sp3000 Actually, I just scrolled up and saw your message... :P

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

23:25

@RikerW ._.

oh

RikerW

@AlexA. look at this glory: ^^^^

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

LOL I THOUGHT IT WAS THAT LOADING GIF

Alex A.

LOL NO IT'S A REGULAR GIF

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Sp3000 "I made a programming language that transpiles to the web language of the internet; I use it to do complex stuff, including counting beer bottles and calculating Catalan numbers with money."

@AlexA. KTHXBAI

Alex A.

:P

RikerW

23:26

@AlexA. Damnit can't star for 34 more minutes. :P

@AlexA. pls tell me that is your dog.

:P

Maltysen

just doing the SO dev survey, and atom is called atom.io?

had no idea

RikerW

@Maltysen Yes.

Alex A.

@Maltysen No

@RikerW No it isn't

It's just called Atom

atom.io is the website

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

someone shoot me I have "Wrecking ball" stuck in my head

RikerW

Oh.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

23:27

@AlexA. I can confirm this.

RikerW

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ You mean the Miley Cyrus song?

:P

El'endia Starman

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Your fault for listening to it in the first place. :P

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

yeah

@El'endiaStarman I didn't. It was playing at a school event that was mandatory attendance.

>_<

FlagAsSpam

ah-tohm-ee-o!

Alex A.

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El'endia Starman

23:28

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ .....wow.

RikerW

@AlexA. Where do you get these? :P

El'endia Starman

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Maybe this will help.

Alex A.

@RikerW My girlfriend is sitting next to me sending them to me.

RikerW

lol

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@El'endiaStarman I hesitate to click on the link

RikerW

23:29

You have a girlfriend???

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

lol

El'endia Starman

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ It's good, I promise.

FlagAsSpam

@RikerW Wow.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@El'endiaStarman Okay.

Martin Büttner

@RikerW rude.

RikerW

23:29

Wow, somebody actually thinks alex-is-right?!!

El'endia Starman

@RikerW For seven years now, apparently.

quartata

Dec 28 '15 at 0:55, by quartata

Rumor has it that you have a life.

relevant

FlagAsSpam

Doorknob

Standard Meme That Is No Longer Funny

FlagAsSpam

... still funny to me. >.>

Maltysen

23:33

Wait for the dev survey, I wonder if I can count the number of rolls on the table and multiply by 50 cents

But it might be a trick

Alex A.

@RikerW Yes I do. We've been together since we were 17.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@El'endiaStarman :D GOOD SONG

RikerW

@AlexA. And you are 80ish?

El'endia Starman

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ :D

Alex A.

@RikerW 25

RikerW

23:34

Okay.

Why haven't you married her yet? :P

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

It's only an order of magnitude off.

@RikerW rude

X3

El'endia Starman

@RikerW I asked that a couple nights ago. :P

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Let's postfix all of our messages with :P :P

El'endia Starman

:P no

FlagAsSpam

:P No. ಠ_ಠ

Maltysen

23:35

is that going in the userscript?

RikerW

:P Lets do that.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

:P postfix, not prefix

El'endia Starman

What about :P infix?

quartata

@El'endiaStarman Dammit I was just about to make that joke

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

:P why not :P all three? :P

Alex A.

23:35

lel

FlagAsSpam

: Surrounding? P

^ Weird nose.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

P reversed! :

quartata

It looks good, but it needs more postfixins.

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relevant :P

El'endia Starman

@quartata Haha, yus, ninja'd two people. :P

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@quartata *Obligatory XKCD

quartata

23:36

I like to think there's a relevant XKCD for every situation

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FlagAsSpam

See: Thing Explainer.

(I found one in my Physics class. >.>)

quartata

I thought of a really good challenge, but I want to implement everything pl needs to do it first

FlagAsSpam

@quartata (standard-loophole)

quartata

So basically ETA: never

@FlagAsSpam (non-competitive)

FlagAsSpam

@quartata (oh okay)

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

23:40

Did anyone know that the UTC time is displayed on the top right part of the achievements dialogue?

Maltysen

yes...

Doorknob

yes

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

TanMath

Hello!

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Salut

Apparently I'm an idiot ಠ╭╮ಠ

TanMath

23:41

some funny things going on?!

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Oui

FlagAsSpam

One of the guys in my Calc class just asked me what an integral is. We have a comprehensive exam for the first semester tomorrow.

His day != fun

TanMath

Was he like partying or something?

He better put it together

FlagAsSpam

...no.

Maltysen

what Calc are you in?

FlagAsSpam

23:43

AP BC.

TanMath

is he...just not smart?

Maltysen

how did he get through AB?

FlagAsSpam

@TanMath He's smart. He just is clueless.

@Maltysen No effin' clue.

TanMath

@FlagAsSpam so it is the integral one only...yeah?

Maltysen

BC is integration and sequences and series

FlagAsSpam

23:44

@TanMath Erm... we've been using integrals for months.

He's pretty much boned, as far as I can see.

TanMath

@Maltysen so calc 2?

Maltysen

yeah

TanMath

@FlagAsSpam yeah, he is not going to pass

@FlagAsSpam i just got why this website is called what it is called!: mothereff.in

I never realized that I have been using website with a bad word as its name!

FlagAsSpam

@TanMath ...*claps*

TanMath

i am stupid!

El'endia Starman

23:46

To be fair, it took me some time too.

I don't normally read URLs phonetically, y'know?

FlagAsSpam

I suppose I kinda get that more because Junior year HS. xD

TanMath

Well, I have been using it for about 3 months for counting bytes

@El'endiaStarman i did, but never got the horrible reference...

I cannot use it again! I am corrupted!

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@TanMath Use the Jolf interpreter. It counts the bytes too.

conorobrien-foxx.github.io/Jolf

FlagAsSpam

> horrible

El'endia Starman

My Minkolang online interpreter has the same code for its char/byte counters as well.

FlagAsSpam

23:48

I've come to ignore the significance of cursing. It's far too overused in popular culture nowadays.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

tru enough

TanMath

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ No, I will just use the Seriously and Pyth interpreter...

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@TanMath ಠ_ಠ

TanMath

I only use that website when coding in Python...I will just use Seriously and Pyth more often and that will fix the problem...

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ the staring contest is on!

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Don't abuse stars :P

TanMath

23:50

ಠ_ಠ

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ you mean you want a starring contest?? sure!

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

ಠ_ಠ

TanMath

ಠ_ಠ

take that!

FlagAsSpam

@ZachGates Most of those edits on that painting question were Americanizations of British spellings. xD

Zach Gates

@FlagAsSpam Heh... I don't know British English :p

FlagAsSpam

Americanization is a real word. O.o

Zach Gates

23:53

apparently so

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

interesting jolf program: conorobrien-foxx.github.io/Jolf/roll.html

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Alex A.

@FlagAsSpam Yes, and an unfortunate phenomenon.

Maltysen

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ damn it

Zach Gates

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ consider renaming the page something other than roll.html :P

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@ZachGates I think I will XD

TanMath

23:55

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ come on!! warning to everybody else!

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

It's now a dead link

Alex A.

I assume it's a rickroll.

TanMath

yep...

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

This is legit: conorobrien-foxx.github.io/Jolf/jolf.html

TanMath

somebody be the guinea pig!

FlagAsSpam

23:56

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@FlagAsSpam Did you click it? :3

TanMath

ok.. @FlagAsSpam I shouldn't press?

Zach Gates

no

FlagAsSpam

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Yes - I didn't see the first one, though. :P

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@FlagAsSpam xD

Maltysen

23:57

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ why would a page be called jolf.html with no get params?

you should add some fake get params

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

?

ohhhh

Maltysen

to make it look like a permalink

TanMath

@Maltysen don't give him ideas!

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