The Nineteenth Byte

caird coinheringaahing

11:00 PM

OSP shows up at 2am for me, at that time, I should probably go to bed

hyper-neutrino

@cairdcoinheringaahing 5AM

caird coinheringaahing

@hyper-neutrino Ok, well, I'm getting up in time for 10am (which is in 10 hours) tomorrow (today?), so see you at 5am :P

Bubbler

My leaving time is between 2:30 AM UTC and 7AM UTC

caird coinheringaahing

Mine is 1:00AM and 6:00AM UTC

(aka midnight and 5 am local)

Browncat Programs

@cairdcoinheringaahing I don't filter out æ and friends when counting single characters, do you? That shouldn't skew any of them by enough to make too much of a difference, but I could see that mattering

Bubbler

11:04 PM

@BrowncatPrograms Could happen if we have full 256 digraphs and Jelly golfing has gone into digraph golf :P

caird coinheringaahing

@BrowncatPrograms my corpus

Jelly has already gone into digraph golfing

Some very useful builtins cost 2 bytes (or more)

Browncat Programs

Is that with old or new data?

Your numbers are all a lot lower than mine

caird coinheringaahing

I think new

user

@hyper-neutrino lyxal's arrival means I should get ready to go, and caird's departure means I should really go

caird coinheringaahing

My departure?

I'm 5 hours behind you IIRC

user

11:06 PM

Yeah, our timezones aren't the same, but your sleep habits are just that unhealthy :P

caird coinheringaahing

@BrowncatPrograms What query are you using to get your data?

@user I'm going to bed in the next couple of hours. Isn't that 9pm for you?

user

Yes

caird coinheringaahing

wow

Browncat Programs

Something like select id as [Post Link], body from posts where body like '%Jelly</a>,%'

user

But I should really get to bed by like 8:00 or 8:30 or I'll act like a zombie tomorrow

caird coinheringaahing

11:08 PM

that's crazy to me

I haven't gone to bed before midnight in over 2 years

user

Oh god

Are you alright, buddy?

caird coinheringaahing

No, but not because of my sleep schedule :P

Browncat Programs

I have 5284 posts after filtering

user

Or do you just work the night shift lol

@cairdcoinheringaahing ⍨

caird coinheringaahing

@user No, but I think I'd fit better if I did

Waking up at ~3pm, then being awake until 5am feels natural to me

Browncat Programs

11:10 PM

@user I'm very proud of myself if I get to bed by 10, how do you live like that

caird coinheringaahing

Mar 24 at 12:27, by ChartZ Belatedly

@ophact Sleep? You mean "Time spent not on CGCC"? Why would anyone do that?

Jun 7 at 2:16, by caird coinheringaahing

@user Sleep is for cowards with sensible body clocks

user

How to stop being a vampire:
1. Start sleeping *even* later than usual
2. Your habits are normal for night shift people
3. Work night shift
4. Now it's flipped so your habits are normal for day shift people
5. Profit!

@BrowncatPrograms I need like 12 hours of sleep to function

caird coinheringaahing

I've "fixed" my sleep schedule by pulling all nighters before :P

user

I've been waking up at 5:30 these last two weeks and it hurts

rak1507

I really need to fix my sleep schedule, currently I normally fall asleep as soon as I get home from school

user

11:11 PM

I fall asleep on the way home, there's something soothing about buses :P

Browncat Programs

I like getting up early once I'm up but I hate getting up early up until then

user

???

caird coinheringaahing

I'd rather stay up until sunrise than get up to see it

Browncat Programs

I can manange to get out of bed, walk across my room, turn off my alarm, and get back in bed without waking up

user

I'd love to just stay asleep forever and dream of chocolate cake

Browncat Programs

11:12 PM

@BrowncatPrograms It's a bit of a problem actually

Wezl

^^^

rak1507

@user now that I can get behind

caird coinheringaahing

You don't know the contentedness that you get by watching the sun rise while sat in a field, drunk out of your mind at 5am, after a solid night drinking with your friends :P

user

@BrowncatPrograms I think this is a condition many humans can suffer from :P

@cairdcoinheringaahing That hurt :(

caird coinheringaahing

@BrowncatPrograms How many results do you have?

@user I'm sure @Shaggy could back me up :P

I'm currently 6 pints in, I think

user

11:14 PM

Never watched the sun rise while sat in a field, never got drunk out of my mind at 5am (although I don't see how this makes you content), never drank with friends

Browncat Programs

@cairdcoinheringaahing I don't know how many I had, it wasn't too many more than that though

Probably around 5300-5400

caird coinheringaahing

Regardless of your opinion on alcohol, there is something special about watching the night sky/sunrise with some of the closest people in your life

It'll make you tired as f*ck, but it's an experience I'd recommend to anyone

Browncat Programs

post.body.replace(/\n\r?/g, "¶").replace(/“[^”»‘’]*.?/g, "").replace(/”.?|[⁽⁾].?.?/g, "") is my code to remove strings, does that look right?

caird coinheringaahing

@BrowncatPrograms I get 5375

@BrowncatPrograms I use the Jelly string regex to ignore content in strings: strings = re.findall(r'((?:“[^”»‘’]*(?:[”»‘’]|$))|(?:[⁽⁾]..)|(?:”.))', jelly)

user

@BrowncatPrograms I first read this as drinks, and I was quite concerned about your tolerance

Browncat Programs

11:16 PM

xD

caird coinheringaahing

If you can;t drink 5000+ pints in an evening, don't even talk to me :P

Shaggy

@cairdcoinheringaahing I heard my name; what did I do now?!

caird coinheringaahing

Drinking :P

user

Hi, Your Intoxicatedness!

caird coinheringaahing

I'm trying to convince these Americans that drinking can lead to some good times :P

Shaggy

11:18 PM

@cairdcoinheringaahing Some?! Drinking has lead to all the best times in my life.

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caird coinheringaahing

:D

Wezl

all of the /.* has lead to all the best times in my life/ statements are true :P

user

@Shaggy Including hangovers?

caird coinheringaahing

I'm heading off to uni in a week, and I just had the last drinking session with my mates tonight :P As awful as it is for your health, pub crawls and nights out drinking lead to the best and most nostalgic moments :D

@user Hangovers are the price to pay for those nights out

Shaggy

@user Quit them almost 20 years ago. They're a complete waste of time and, ultimately, only get in the way of more drinking.

Browncat Programs

11:20 PM

@cairdcoinheringaahing Good luck at uni in a week!

caird coinheringaahing

:D

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Q: Minimally prepend numbers to get a symmetric Young diagram

Background A Young diagram is a diagram that represents a nonincreasing sequence of positive integers using left-justified rows of squares. As an example, 5, 4, 1 is drawn as OOOOO OOOO O A Young diagram is said to be symmetric if it is identical to its transpose (reflection along the NW-SE diag...

user

Good luck! ~~Please report back with tips on committing academic dishonesty~~

@Shaggy Quit them?!

caird coinheringaahing

Something I suspect y'all yanks may not approve of: the first week of uni in the UK is called "freshers week", and it essentially involves you and your flatmates drinking enough alcohol to kill @Shaggy every night

Shaggy

@user Ay

caird coinheringaahing

11:22 PM

@user Best cure for a hangover is a beer

user

@cairdcoinheringaahing Enough alcohol to kill Shaggy? Impossible!

hyper-neutrino

i think shaggy would sooner die from exploding from ingesting too much fluid than the alcohol itself

user

Shaggy is to beer what a blackbody is to radiation :P

caird coinheringaahing

That said, I don't know @Shaggy's opinion on the harder alcohols :P

user

@hyper-neutrino Modern medicine can fix that :P

Shaggy

11:23 PM

@cairdcoinheringaahing Drinking doesn't cause hangovers, stopping does ;)

Browncat Programs

@user He emits more energetic beer the higher temperature he is?

That doesn't sound like the right analogy but ok :p

caird coinheringaahing

@Shaggy Can't argue with that :P

Shaggy

@BrowncatPrograms It's true; I do sweat alcohol.

caird coinheringaahing

@Shaggy OTOH, I'll suffer a hangover for the divine taste of a beer at 10am while hungover

user

@BrowncatPrograms Well, I meant that he could absorb any and all alcohol, I bad at physik :(

Shaggy

11:25 PM

@cairdcoinheringaahing Therefore the cure for hangovers is not to stop.

user

Fight fire with fire amirite

caird coinheringaahing

I suspect that, compared to most TNBers, I drink waaaay too much

Compared to Shaggy, I drink nothing :P

Shaggy

@user Are you sure you wanna fight a drunk Irishman?! :D

rak1507

@cairdcoinheringaahing considering 'most' tnbers are probably under the legal drinking age, I would agree

user

@cairdcoinheringaahing Considering the ages of many TNBers, that's probably right :P

@Shaggy lol

caird coinheringaahing

11:27 PM

Age doesn't matter :P

I had my first beer at 13

user

Very American of you, if I may say so myself

rak1507

trying alcohol != getting drunk

caird coinheringaahing

@Shaggy If I'm ever in Dublin, remind me to hit you up and spend the night drinking w/ you :P

Shaggy

Beginning to feel the need to back away outta here before all you pricks start making me feel old again!

user

@rak1507 Yeah, one involves ingesting a liquid, the other involves being turned into a liquid and being ingested by something else

@Shaggy ok boomer

caird coinheringaahing

11:28 PM

@Shaggy How many beers have you had today? :P

Shaggy

@cairdcoinheringaahing Deal! There are disclaimers that will need signing, though!

hyper-neutrino

the number of beers i have had throughout my life might total like 1 or 2

caird coinheringaahing

@Shaggy No no no, can't have you working! Got to go out for a proper night out drinking, no holds barred :P

@hyper-neutrino I suspect I've had more beers tonight than you've ever had :P

hyper-neutrino

granted it's been 2 months since i've been of legal drinking age and obviously i've spent all of that during the pandemic, and i just do not drink :p

Shaggy

@cairdcoinheringaahing On me 6th can of the night but if we count the fact that last night rolled past midnight then I'm on #9.

user

11:30 PM

@cairdcoinheringaahing I think Shaggy wants the disclaimers for your benefit, you wouldn't survive otherwise :P

caird coinheringaahing

@Shaggy 6th is ok, I'm on my 8th personally :P

hyper-neutrino

i suspect my alcohol tolerance might be low but i have no real reason to believe that given that i probably haven't even had enough at once to get a baby drunk :P

user

@hyper-neutrino how do you consume water

Shaggy

@user Exactly that!

hyper-neutrino

@user osmosis

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caird coinheringaahing

11:31 PM

@user If I'm going to go out, drinking myself to death in a competition against a fellow code golfer sounds like a solid way to go :D

4

The biggest thing I'd be worried about would be the cost of a pint

user

@hyper-neutrino That is a respectable way to do it, I thought you simply inserted ice shards into yourself

Shaggy

@hyper-neutrino You're easily young enough to start building up that tolerance level.

caird coinheringaahing

@Shaggy He's in Canada, he'd be better off building up a weed tolerance :P

Shaggy

@cairdcoinheringaahing Well, we do have a game called pub golf over here.

caird coinheringaahing

@Shaggy Please elaborate :P

user

11:33 PM

@cairdcoinheringaahing Even their flag looks like weed

Browncat Programs

I'm sure that's what it was meant to look like :p

caird coinheringaahing

@Shaggy I can't imagine any game that encourages you to drink less?

Browncat Programs

We're onto you, Mr. George Stanley

user

@cairdcoinheringaahing No, you drink more to golf your lifespan

caird coinheringaahing

:P

rak1507

11:34 PM

golfing his liver function

Shaggy

@cairdcoinheringaahing 18 pubs, 18 pints; each sip of each pint counts as a point, lowest score wins.

user

@user First one to keel over wins

caird coinheringaahing

@Shaggy oh fuck

I don't think I'm that good :P

hyper-neutrino

wait, lowest score?

caird coinheringaahing

I think I could do a par 3 on that, but anything less is pushing it

@hyper-neutrino Can you down 18 pints?

Shaggy

11:35 PM

@cairdcoinheringaahing there's a variant where the winner of each "hole" sets the "par" for the next "hole".

hyper-neutrino

@cairdcoinheringaahing oh nvm i figured it out

caird coinheringaahing

@Shaggy If we do that, I suspect you'll fuck me up very quickly :P

(pardon my language y'all, feel free to let me know if I'm crossing any lines for you)

Wezl

bye TNB

Shaggy

@cairdcoinheringaahing As a first time player, I would graciously allow you to set all the "pars" :)

@cairdcoinheringaahing Fuck no, you're not!

caird coinheringaahing

I might need it :P

rak1507

11:38 PM

@Wezl gn

caird coinheringaahing

@Shaggy Perhaps not for us, but it doesn't hurt to be respectful for those less foul-mouthed than us :P

@Wezl \o

hyper-neutrino

a pint is like a bit over half a litre right

caird coinheringaahing

Yeah

Browncat Programs

18 pints is more than two gallons of beer lol

hyper-neutrino

ok how tf can one consume 10 litres of like anything lmao

Shaggy

11:40 PM

@hyper-neutrino twitter.com/FemboyPhysics/status/1435101711237066757

caird coinheringaahing

@Shaggy How do you balance golfing/interacting with us against interacting with your drinking buddies? I always feel a bit weird when I check my phone/drop in on CGCCC while drinking

@hyper-neutrino Practice

hyper-neutrino

that's an interesting twitter handle

caird coinheringaahing

> FemboyPhysics

hyper-neutrino

@Shaggy D:

caird coinheringaahing

You had my attention, now you have my curiosity

Shaggy

11:42 PM

@cairdcoinheringaahing We're in the middle of a global plague so, right now, you guys are my drinking buddies!

Browncat Programs

That chart does overcomplicate imperial volume units though :p

caird coinheringaahing

I think the most I've ever had is ~20 pints, and I was still drunk at 5pm the next day when I started drinking again

rak1507

@hyper-neutrino unironically quite a good youtube channel

caird coinheringaahing

@Shaggy Fair enough, how about in normal times?

Shaggy

@cairdcoinheringaahing That's the dream!

Browncat Programs

11:42 PM

Gallon = 4 quarts
Quart = 2 pints
Pint = 2 cups
Cup = 16 tablespoons
Tablespoon = 3 teaspoons

Niko

Gallon = 4*2*2*16*3 teaspoons

Browncat Programs

I support redefining the cup as exactly a quarter liter

hyper-neutrino

ok but converting across multiple layers of that rapidly gets confusing

Browncat Programs

Nobody actually converts gallon -> quart -> pint -> cup -> tablespoon or anything like that

hyper-neutrino

especially when you factor in all of the other dimensions as well and your dimensional analysis quickly becomes completely absurd

Browncat Programs

11:44 PM

@BrowncatPrograms It's probably my most controversial opinion on any subject

Niko

Gallon = 768 teaspoons

hyper-neutrino

granted, it's probably convenient for everyday usage and not science

caird coinheringaahing

@Shaggy Cricket matches are solid. I went to a full 5 day test match before. The drinking starts at 11am each day, and ends (at the stadium) at 6:30pm. You then go back to my house (5 min walk), and keep drinking until 1/2am, then repeat the next day

Y'all ever been drunk 5 days in a row? It's an experience

Shaggy

I feel like there's the beginnings of a challenge in this!

Browncat Programs

@hyper-neutrino Exactly. Imperial volume units are great for things like recipes

hyper-neutrino

11:44 PM

i actually have a better grasp on body weight in imperial units

Shaggy

@cairdcoinheringaahing 13 is my record.

caird coinheringaahing

@Shaggy days?

Holy fuck

Browncat Programs

@BrowncatPrograms Complaining about their viability for accurate and scientific measurements is like complaining that an easy bake oven is an objectively bad toy for children because it doesn't get as hot as a normal one

Shaggy

Ay

caird coinheringaahing

We need to go drinking together :D

hyper-neutrino

11:47 PM

i just find it more convenient to only need to know one set of units :p

caird coinheringaahing

@Shaggy Do you have an email address listed somewhere? I'd love to organise a meetup/night out? (If you post and immediately delete, only I an other ROs/mods can see, or you can create another room for the two of us)

hyper-neutrino

now in terms of fahrenheit and celsius... i can't really deny that fahrenheit is definitely better for common usage

Browncat Programs

@hyper-neutrino See, that's why I think redefining the cup to be a quarter liter and the pound to be a half kilogram is a good idea

hyper-neutrino

it gets more precise if you only use whole numbers than celsius is

Browncat Programs

@hyper-neutrino Wait what?

hyper-neutrino

11:48 PM

and nobody cares how water feels lol

caird coinheringaahing

@hyper-neutrino You're wrong

Browncat Programs

I love celsius, it's way more practical for everyday stuff imo

hyper-neutrino

huh

Browncat Programs

And I've grown up surrounded by °F

Shaggy

Right, me fridge is nearly out of cans and me phone's nearly out of juice so I shall bid you all adieu. Good night and good luck!

Browncat Programs

11:48 PM

o/

caird coinheringaahing

> nearly

Shaggy

@cairdcoinheringaahing We'll pick that up tomorrow.

caird coinheringaahing

That's no excuse :P

hyper-neutrino

granted, I don't really use F, and I always have to convert it back into C before I can understand it lol

caird coinheringaahing

@Shaggy Sounds good :)

hyper-neutrino

11:49 PM

maybe if i actually used it i'd realize it's bad if that's the case :p

actually now that i think about it

Browncat Programs

@hyper-neutrino At least to me, the multiples of ten in celsius are really conveniently aligned with "cold, cool, room temp, warm, hot"

hyper-neutrino

positive = not freezing, negative = freezing is kinda nice

oh that's fair enough

caird coinheringaahing

"70 degrees" doesn'y mean anything to me

Browncat Programs

With fahrenheit I still have no intuition for how 70° or 80° feels

caird coinheringaahing

70/100 isn't really a good temp rating, I only know what that feels like because I understand fahrenheit

hyper-neutrino

11:50 PM

well 80 F is just slightly above room temp lol (although then again, wtf does that mean :P)

Niko

I live with C

not F

hyper-neutrino

the main argument i've heard for F is just that 0F - 100F is like quite cold - quite hot whereas 0C - 100C is like cold but not even really that cold - you are dead

caird coinheringaahing

Hey @lyxal, ignore everything before this, it's just drunk people being drunk :P

Niko

imagine living with Kelvin unit

hyper-neutrino

imagine living with Rankine

all the downsides of all of them

caird coinheringaahing

11:52 PM

@hyper-neutrino 0-10 = very cold. 10-20 = cold. 20=30 = normal. 30-40 = hot. 40+ = wtf boiling

Wezl

@rak1507 oh not for the night, I mean more permanently. These past few months the activity, immaturity, and starring levels have gone way up and the thought-provoking discussions of food have been drowned. Besides, school just started for me. email btw

Niko

Yo today's temperature is 300k

Browncat Programs

Are there exponential temperature units?

It could actually be really useful IMO

0 would be freezing, negative numbers would approach absolute zero

Niko

you can make it and name it E

caird coinheringaahing

@Wezl That's a shame to hear

Browncat Programs

11:53 PM

@Niko Ew gross

E is a very ugly letter :p

lyxal

@BrowncatPrograms I quite like it

Wezl

it's a shame to experience, but the internet has lots of space :P

Niko

@BrowncatPrograms that's it's full name

lyxal

@BrowncatPrograms hey I take personal offence at that

Because my twitch account totally isn't geared towards liking E

Wezl

(there are no specific people or anything)

caird coinheringaahing

11:54 PM

Before you leave, is there anything you think we can work on to improve the site? We'll never be a perfect site, but we'd like to retain as many users as possible

Wezl

not that I can think of. I'm just leaving the TTNB, I'll try to keep code golfing when I have time

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caird coinheringaahing

Additionally, the "immaturity", could that be fixed with more hands-on moderation? I feel like we're fairly strong with moderation here, is it more chat or main?

Browncat Programs

@Wezl If you ever miss the TTTNB, come back any time and we can discuss peanut butter in great depth.

caird coinheringaahing

^ You - and everyone - always have a place for discussion here :)

Wezl

11:56 PM

mostly the immaturity is just starring/repeating offtopic (occasionally inappropriate) stuff

@BrowncatPrograms someday I'm going to dig a peanut butter ocean of great depth

Browncat Programs

@Wezl If you have any examples, that'd be helpful. Anything that makes someone here feel uncomfortable and/or unwelcome, even just a little, likely shouldn't be here

caird coinheringaahing

Seriously

Bubbler

Has anyone else recently got a CAPTCHA without anything to solve (no checkbox or any other kind of challenge)?

caird coinheringaahing

@cairdcoinheringaahing I like the jokes, but as an RO, my first priority is making sure people are comfortable here, and if people are making jokes that make others uncomfortable (even if that person is me), I'd rather make an effort to stop that

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