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7:00 PM
The rectangle's ruined forever, but a new one hath formed
 
Wrong desert
 
What's the right desert?
 
"desert" lol
 
AviFS has promised never to turn any of us into ice cream. Nothing wrong with that
 
7:05 PM
Avi is never going to eat you as a sweet after-course to a main meal
 
Easy: The one you want more of has more "s"s.
 
@cairdcoinheringaahing Yes, stuffed users make much better main dishes
@Adám What if I want the polar ice caps to come back? Checkmate :P
 
I like how a large amount of nouns can just be used as a verb and it somehow makes sense until eventually it becomes an actual verb :P
 
That's not really what a desert is :P
@hyper-neutrino Verbing nouns is fun
 
the poles are deserts though
 
7:07 PM
Pretty dry over there, sounds like a desert to me :P
 
well the definition of deserts is purely by precipitation is it not?
 
If you say "I want more deserts", I doubt people will think "Oh, they want larger polar ice caps"
 
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Guess not, but so what?
 
Literal meaning is useless compared to interpreted meaning, given that words are designed to be interpreted by others
 
@user LOL, I didn't remember that at all... the downsides to reopening the Tarpit, haha
And yeah, that's definitely the wrong dessert :P
 
7:09 PM
isn't that an inspect-element edit? or did you actually send that somewhere
 
If your sentence is ambiguous, it's your fault for any misunderstandings, not the person you're communicating to
 
@cairdcoinheringaahing Oh yeah? Then why can't people follow the rules of grammar if it's designed to be interpreted by people easily? Checkmate grammarians
Yeah I just did inspect element
 
@cairdcoinheringaahing true. although sometimes it's whoever the hell made english's fault :p
 
It's not as if one person made English
 
@hyper-neutrino Oh... maybe
 
7:10 PM
JS is designed to be interpreted by people easily, people still can't follow its rules :P
 
> JS is designed
 
@cairdcoinheringaahing Citation needed :p
 
If it is, I've done similar things in the tarpit, haha
 
@user ^^^ That's where you're wrong
 
@cairdcoinheringaahing does it have rules?
 
7:11 PM
@cairdcoinheringaahing Adám said "want more of," not me. Checkmate deserters
:P
 
@hyper-neutrino In the same way that English has rules :P
 
fair enough lol
 
Currently designing a language with like three simple rules in the syntax and as long as you follow them it runs lol
 
Does anyone else find it weird that people often mess up grammar despite grammar being made by people? Why don't we change grammar to fit how people speak?
@RedwolfPrograms Smalltalk?
 
And the first two are just "make sure it dosn't have invalid operators" and "make sure the brackets are balanced"
 
7:13 PM
@user Y'all that's wack
 
@user We do
English has no formal spec
We can talk how we want, the only thing holding us back are nerds and old people
 
@user On the one hand it's a bit silly, on the other hand you have to standardize somewhat to enable communication
 
I, personally, believe that English (and the vast majority of languages) have excessive grammatical rules - what's the point in conjugations anyway?
 
So it's a bit like saying why don't we change the specs of Python, which are made by people, to fit people's bugs
 
Just to use the infinitive of each verb
 
7:14 PM
I can accept conjugation to indicate tense / mood (and even then I think attachments to the root or particles are better) but do we really need "I am", "You are", "He is"?
 
I'd write with considerably less valid grammar if it weren't so incorrectly tied to things like intelligence and social class
 
Not that extreme, of course
Lots of natural lang grammar is not useful
But, some standardizing is essential for communication
 
@cairdcoinheringaahing I to try to to use the infinitive of each verb, and I to have to say that it to be amazing
 
if u is talk like this ppl assume things abt u, that is issue main
 
(idk if those ar einfinitives)
 
7:15 PM
Eg. lots of countries have loads of mutually unintelligible, but related langs
 
@RedwolfPrograms if fix that ingliq is good
 
@user why the double "to"?
"to try" is a transitive verb
 
@RedwolfPrograms ye we nid to stop diskriminashun laik dat (seriuslee tho)
 
and the object is "to use"
 
So they have a standardized version of the language that people know they can use to communicate
 
7:16 PM
@hyper-neutrino You to be to taking this to too seriously :P
 
And if it didn't have grammar that you could get wrong, then everyone would use the grammar for their own native lang, and not understand each other
 
CMP: does "red big car" sound wrong to you?
 
@hyper-neutrino "to try to use" -> "to try to to use"
 
That's really interesting
@hyper-neutrino It does
I hadn't thought about that
 
@hyper-neutrino Yes, but only because I've heard big red so many times before
 
7:16 PM
@hyper-neutrino Yes
I've noticed a lot of our speech and interpretation thereof is similar to markov chains
 
@cairdcoinheringaahing but the second "to" was part of the infinitive form "to use", not "(try to) (use)", so it shouldn't be doubled because the latter verb is already in the infinitive form
 
@hyper-neutrino But verb -> to verb, duh :P
 
well, English (and most languages - at least the same thing sounds wrong if I transliterate into Mandarin) have a formal adjective order and it's objectively wrong misuse that order
 
Quite a bit of what I and others say is just subconsciously continuing bits of phrases I've heard often before, with only the general idea being consciously thought about
 
@hyper-neutrino That's interesting, in Spanish they bother sound good to me
 
@cairdcoinheringaahing Wait but if we just expand each verb that way, everyone sentence would be infinitely long o.O
 
It depends where you put the emphasis
 
verb -> to verb -> to to verb -> ...
 
but if I say "red big car" you can understand that it's a car that is large and which has the color red, right? so what's the point lol
 
@hyper-neutrino Huh yeah, it sounds good either way in German to me
 
7:18 PM
I think "red big car" is fine, it's just unexpected sort of
 
But "El carro es grande y rojo" sounds as good as "El carro es rojo y grande", depending on what you want to emphasize
 
it's one of those things that native english speakers think sounds wrong but might not necessarily be able to formally explain the rule behind it :p
 
@RedwolfPrograms unexpected sort of just
 
I'd probably say "grosses rotes auto" but that's because I'd think "big" first, not "red"
 
@AviFS Not "El grande carro rojo"?
 
7:19 PM
@AviFS Although "the car is big and red" or "the car is red and big" both sound fine to me
 
@user you missed
 
That's a good point
I suppose that's the difference
 
@hyper-neutrino oops
 
I only know a bit of spanish, are you allows to say, e.g., "el carro grande rojo"?
Or would it be "el carro grande y rojo"
 
Yeah, you're right I changed the sentence
 
7:21 PM
French doesn't have this problem :)
> la grande voiture rouge
 
I should take out the "es"
 
french has enough other issues on its own :D
fun fact: japanese doesn't actually have adjectives
 
Google translate makes it "el gran carro rojo"
And "el rojo carro grande" would sound wrong
 
so same concept as french where some adjectives are prefix and some are postfix
 
7:22 PM
So the order does matter there
 
@hyper-neutrino like which? French is the best language
 
From what I've seen there's prefix and postfix versions of some adjectives in spanish
 
@hyper-neutrino most are postfix. Mostfix, if you will
 
the rule I learned was that adjectives describing beauty, age, numerical order, quality, and size are prefix and the rest are postfix (french)
@pxeger no, I will not
 
@hyper-neutrino That's interesting; you can use grande postfix though, it again depends on what you want to emphasize
 
7:23 PM
Like "buen" (prefix) vs. "buen[oa]" (postfix)
 
@RedwolfPrograms same in French; "ancien" means "old" when prefix, and "former/ex-" when postfix [?]
 
@pxeger It does with more adjectives
 
obviously
 
@pxeger Misclicked? (I half agree, though)
 
7:24 PM
@hyper-neutrino Interesting, in Spanish "la chica linda/guapa/hermosa" are all postfix for beauty
So it's not totally the same
 
@hyper-neutrino BAGS
 
@user I used to try to translate literally the French response to that question, but I have been unable to do it humourusly
@user BANGS; and number
 
Wow, a janky linguistic feature english forgot to include?
 
> numerical order
 
We need some postfix adjectives, now
 
7:25 PM
oops
 
@hyper-neutrino BANGS
 
@user ninja'd with time travel!
 
nvm pxeger ninja'd me
 
yeah that's the rule we learned lol
 
@user ninja'd with time travel!
 
7:26 PM
ಠ_ಠ
 
Also, just to back me up, this website on post/prefix adjectives puts grande after:
> la casa grande y cara (the big and expensive house)
 
My French teachers in middle school were weird - there was a house of Etre where people were continuously born, grown, and killed
 
oh you learned it like that?
we had an acronym - VANDERTRAMP - which is a really roundabout way of just saying the verbs are fucking intransitive lol
 
Yeah, there were also people continuously coming in and going out
 
not ONCE during my french education was transitivity EVER mentioned
 
7:28 PM
@user but did they enter, climb, fall, and leave?
 
@hyper-neutrino Oh yeah, we learned that too
 
even though it's literally the exact rule behind whether passe compose uses etre or avoir
 
@hyper-neutrino yeah, same with reflexive verbs; they're basically just intransitive
 
@pxeger One entered and left, another climbed and came down (without falling :/). Another fell off the roof
 
yeah... I explained it to my friend who'd been in immersion IIRC and they never knew about that or even what transitivity was until I explained it to them within the past like year or two
 
7:29 PM
that's why it's, for example, « s' entendre bien », ("to get on well") even though there's hardly a notion of "oneself" in its meaning
 
ah, yeah
 
@hyper-neutrino lol it's been five years and they haven't taught us intransitivity yet either
 
Ironically, I think my English grammar is better than most of my peers (at least I can explain the rules behind things and why certain sentences are wrong) because I didn't grow up in a primarily English household, so I had to learn these things manually alongside through exposure/immersion at school.
 
I feel like teachers are unnecessarily concerned about not "complicating" things with technical grammar, but (at least for me) it would have been much more helpful
 
@hyper-neutrino What language did you speak at home?
 
7:31 PM
@hyper-neutrino what language did/do you speak at home?
 
Jinx!
 
ninja'd practically word for word lmao
ninja'd again about being ninja'd!
 
ninja'dddddd
 
Mandarin is what I speak with my parents (still live at home ATM).
 
Our family spoke Spanish at home, in case you can't tell
 
7:31 PM
oops, sorry, I'm Jinxed. punches self <!-- please someone say pxeger 3 times to unjinx me! -->
 
pgexer pgexer pgexerrrr
 
lol thanks
 
haha that was twice
 
anyone else grow up with jinx?
 
unfortunately, yes
 
7:32 PM
@RedwolfPrograms it's the thought that counts
 
Yeah
 
I don't know a pgexer
 
@hyper-neutrino Oh really? Is your family Chinese?
 
Did you have jinx jinx triple jinx padlock for life (insert random incantations here)
> Alexander Liao
 
Second-gen?
@pxeger that would do it :P
 
7:33 PM
@AviFS HN is a third generation AI, the first was deleted
 
@pxeger Your random incantations made my cat stand upside down and speak fluent toki pona >:|
 
@pxeger thing is if a method is too complex one can just stick to using the simpler version, but hiding the real rules and making it some arbitrary list of verbs to use etre with is... bad IMO
@AviFS yes, my parents are immigrants and I was born in the US
 
@pxeger Yeah, but no one bothered
 
@RedwolfPrograms ooh toki pona? Any other conlangers here?
 
@hyper-neutrino But Canada now, right?
 
7:34 PM
@hyper-neutrino also I learnt it as DR MRS VAN DER TRAMP
 
ngn
@pxeger o/
 
\o
 
Heh, in my family, every generation changes language :-)
 
⍤/ ngn
 
lol
 
7:34 PM
@AviFS no, my location of birth has not changed
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@Adám what will it be next?
 
@pxeger oh yeah that. i forget like most things I learned in french ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
ngn
@AviFS you speak some toki pona too?
 
@pxeger Probably APL Extended
 
that's what I was thinking too xD
 
7:35 PM
@Adám Did you grow up with Danish, Yiddish or other?
 
APL :)
 
I grew up with Danish, but come to think of it, so did my father.
My father's father grew up with Polish and Yiddish.
 
@RedwolfPrograms We have a few, but most of them are IIRC borrowed from French. "Court martial," for example.
 
My mother grew up with Hebrew. Her parents too.
 
@pxeger o/
 
7:36 PM
How's teaching your son APL going?
 
But my grandparents' parents grew up with Polish and Russian, respectively.
 
And my wife's father grew up with Spanish, her mother with English.
 
wow that is a lot of languages
 
Do you have to use Google Translate at family gatherings? :P
 
7:37 PM
Right, and now we speak Yiddish at home.
 
@hyper-neutrino you don't want to know about my family :þ (but I'm not telling you for privacy reasons)
 
@Adám That's impressive. What decade does that go back to? My understanding is that Hebrew only started being spoken again as a native language in the late 1800s.
 
i grew up with mandarin, my mom grew up with mandarin, my dad grew up with mandarin, and all four of my grandparents also with mandarin, and probably all eight of my great grandparents, and honestly probably as far back as realistically traceable :P
 
@user No, everyone speaks English too. Hard to remember to consider switching language whenever some enters the room, though.
 
@Adám Wow, where's your wife's family from?
 
7:39 PM
@DLosc My mothers parents were born in Palestine in the 1930s.
 
Most of my family all speak a different second language, but we all speak English as our first :/
 
ngn
@pxeger how do we know these random people on the internet aren't just making up these stories anyway :)
 
@cairdcoinheringaahing Why :/? Is English too "vanilla" for you?
@ngn lying? on the internet? Never...!
 
My family's super boring, we all just speak english :/
 
@pxeger A bit... :P
 
7:40 PM
@pxeger You insulting vanilla?
 
@DLosc It was the language spoken in Palestine even before Israel gained independence in 1948, though
 
@user actually vanilla is the best flavour ever!
 
So immigrants to Palestine would've learned it going back pretty far
 
English isn't vanilla lol, it's like if you dumped all the ice cream into one container and mixed it and spit in it
 
@pxeger Actually, it's the best flavor ever
 
7:40 PM
@RedwolfPrograms Neapolitan!
@user Depends on your flavour of vanilla I guess
 
It's always a bit annoying when everyone starts talking about how different their families are and mine is basically "We've lived in the same country and spoke the same language from ~1000 years"
 
my entire extended family as far as I know (except one family in Toronto who isn't actually genetically related to me, technically) speaks Mandarin as their first language and varying amounts of English
 
@pxeger Neopolitan if someone decided to add oatmeal to it
 
@cairdcoinheringaahing Same :p
 
@cairdcoinheringaahing lol, yep xD same goes for me but a different "same country" and "same language" than most people here lol
 
7:41 PM
@cairdcoinheringaahing That's impressive too!
 
The only change is at some point around 400 years ago when someone in my family moved from either Scotland or England over to here
 
Super impressive; a purebred :p
 
My entire family pretty much just speaks Marathi, although on my mom's side, they also speak Konkani and Malvani, which are kinda dialects of Marathi anyway
 
@user I dunno; maybe less oatmeal and more... something like garlic?
 
@cairdcoinheringaahing (Not to mention that if that language is English, it's technically been three different languages over that timespan.)
 
7:42 PM
@DLosc It is kinda cool that I know exactly which knight crossed the Channel and fought in the Battle of Hastings back in 1066 that was related to me :P
 
It needs to really not go together
 
@AviFS My wife's mother is American. Her father's family (Goldman) is Argentinian. My oldest son is Aaron, named after my wife's father's father's father's father's father
 
Oatmeal doesn't go with anything.
 
I've got a ton of knights and stuff in my family tree for some reason, and also the first president of texas for some reason
 
@AviFS Um, purebreds often have issues from being purebreds
 
7:43 PM
@cairdcoinheringaahing time to use this information to doxx caird now!!!!1!
 
@pxeger You say that, but my grandmother's maiden name is literally the same as that knight's name :P
 
@cairdcoinheringaahing Smith? lol
 
@cairdcoinheringaahing That is cool. The furthest I can trace is to the first Jew that arrived from Portugal (via Holland) after the expulsion from Spain in 1492.
 
All of you are in my family tree
 
@pxeger Smiths generally weren't knights :P
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7:44 PM
@cairdcoinheringaahing Lancelot?
 
Knight, then? :P
 
@cairdcoinheringaahing Bob?
 
Ah shit, I've been doxxed :P
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@user ah yes, the famous Maiden name Bob
 
@Ausername I need some teaching materials that are less maths-heavy.
 
7:45 PM
@cairdcoinheringaahing Chloe Bob Knight! We've got you surrounded!
 
Wow, this one conversation has completely replaced the starboard contents (except for the pinned messages).
 
lmao
 
@DLosc pandas and \$theta r$ pit are still there for me
 
Zoom out a bit maybe?
 
@user Nah. I'm a Python programmer, and we believe that Readability counts.
 
7:47 PM
@DLosc Guessing you're on 1366×768?
 
@Adám Sounds like Baron Hirsch's doing! My grandma is also from Buenos Aires; her family came from Poland to Las Colonia. That's the main reason we speak Spanish at home. Although she's very fluent in multiple languages and we usually talk to her in English these days, haha
 
@RedwolfPrograms 1920x1080
 
@DLosc But you're also a golfer, and we believe that Size matters
 
Oh yeah, I forgot I keep TNB zoomed out a bunch :p
 
@user So why would I want more characters on my screen? ;)
 
7:48 PM
@DLosc imma fingerprint you now :P
 
ah yes, 1920x1080, famously fingerprintable
 
@DLosc Well if you zoom out far enough, you won't see anything :P
 
@user BRB, switching monitors
 
Oh yeah, you think you're a hacker? I have a file on my computer with every IP address. Beat that.
 
@cairdcoinheringaahing No way! That's way cool!! Knights and swords and shining armor and dragons and kings and princesses :p (I feel like if I were describing any other culture, that'd be construed as racist, haha)
@RedwolfPrograms Not bad!
 
7:49 PM
@pxeger I mean, it separates DLosc from people on less common displays ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
> dragons
 
Anyone here 768p gang?
 
the majority of people fit into a majority that are distinct from a minority
 
major ty? What about minor tyes?
 
@AviFS Knights and swords, sure. Armour generally wasn't shiny (more "covered in mud and shit" :P), dragons aren't native to the UK, kings here have been extinct for ~60 years and I'm a republican :P
 
@user You will address Ty as Colonel, private!
 
7:51 PM
That's republican, not Republican
 
@cairdcoinheringaahing The difference capitalization can make...
 
Indeed
The same thing here with conservative and Conservative :P
 
@pxeger SIR YES SIR!!
 
@cairdcoinheringaahing Off with your head! (even thinking about treason used to be punishable! No, the UK is and always has been a free country!)
 
@cairdcoinheringaahing Kings are presently extinct, true, but the breeding programme has been doing pretty well :D
3
 
7:52 PM
@cairdcoinheringaahing except they're a little closer
the Conservatives tend to be fairly conservative
and conservatives tend to be Conservative
 
@cairdcoinheringaahing The kings won't be extinct for long. Long Short live the queen!
 
@DLosc o.O
What exactly is this breeding program?
 
@AviFS that's definitely treason lol
 
@user Harry and Megan, William and Kate etc.
 
@AviFS Bit late for that
 
7:54 PM
@pxeger None of the conservatives I know are Conservative.
 
For legal reasons what I meant by that is AviFS is "tired and emotional"
 
@AviFS The extent of my nationalism is that I want the Queen to live ~3 more years so that she takes the record for longest reigning monarch :P
If you're going to have a shitty system, might as well go for the record :P
 
@cairdcoinheringaahing Bah, the Queen will outlive their children's children, probably :P
@cairdcoinheringaahing That's the spirit! Give everything your all!
 
@DLosc in England?
 
Well we don't have kings or queens, instead of having people that look like they're powerful but actually aren't, we have people that shouldn't be powerful but actually are
 
7:55 PM
Presidents?
 
@user I fully expect her to live to see great-great grandchildren
 
@pxeger I live in the U.S., so...
 
@user IMO they go in the latter category
@DLosc well there's your explanation
 
@pxeger Is Avi in a pub?
 
I meant in the UK (and particularly GB)
@cairdcoinheringaahing I can neither confirm nor deny that!
 
7:56 PM
@pxeger Yeah, although the founding fathers did debate on whether or not the Pres should be called "His Majesty" or smth
 
@RedwolfPrograms Technically speaking, the Queen has absolute power, but doesn't use it because doing so would all but guarantee her removal
When Charles takes power, it should be interesting, because he's been very vocal about "restoring" the power of the monarchy
 
I kinda want her to go into dictator mode, causing a coup and some rolling heads
 
@cairdcoinheringaahing If Charles lives to take power, that is
 
Coups are fun
 
ngn
7:58 PM
hoping to visit the UR of GB and NI one day in my lifetime
 
I love cars with two doors
 
Why hasn't the monarchy been taken out yet?
 
@cairdcoinheringaahing and I suspect there would be significant, ahem outcry, if he did that
 
And places where chickens live
 
@pxeger Good thing I'm not Bri-ish
 
7:59 PM
@AviFS you have no idea how much British people hate that joke
 
@RedwolfPrograms Yes, chickens are great
@pxeger That's because Avi's not Bri-ish
:P
 

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