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12:01 AM
@Riker they don't allow cat gifs here
 
oh noes
 
wat
stealing that for my error page
 
oh noes
 
:] today is the 400th consecutive day I've visited PPCG
I'm not sure if I'm proud or embarrassed
 
wat
Rosetta Stone, king of bad photoshops
 
12:08 AM
#502 consecutive
 
wat
I lost power yesterday, so I lost my streak
 
user165474
#9 consecutive ;_;
 
#1 consecutive.
I've been touch and go for a while now.
 
Lua is the best golf lang
print"abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ_0123456789"
for i=1,127 do s=string.char(i)if s:find"[%w_]"then io.write(s)end end
S=""for i=1,127 do S=S..string.char(i)end print((S:gsub("[^%w_]","")))
Three solutions of identical length, all for the same challange
You cannot golf down the Naïve solution. 10/10
 
user165474
import string as s
print string.letters+'_'+string.digits
 
user165474
12:20 AM
random idea with python
 
user165474
import string as s
print string.letters+'_'+'0123456789'
 
user165474
wow that's actually shorter
 
~(aA`_091{}:). RProgN Solution.
 
> string as s... string.letters
import string as s
print s.letters+'_'+s.digits
 
user165474
facepalm
 
user165474
12:23 AM
wow i failed at that
 
import string
print letters+'_'+digits
Shouldn't that work?
 
no
you need the string. part
 
I don't know Python too well.
-shrug-
 
@ATaco it would if you did from string import*
 
Import in lua isn't a keyword :\
The require function is just a function.
It still amazes me that Mathematica has a Builtin to detect goats.
 
12:41 AM
well, think about it
there is no downside to making some new builtin apart from the size of the interpreter
A mathematica builtin of something just means someone made a thing, probably someone on the mathematica team, and decided to put it in
the attitude to builtins in mathematica is just different to other languages
 
12:53 AM
CMC: Given a positive integer n, return a list of alternating ascending and descending, EG. n=4, 1423 and n=7, 1726354
 
@ATaco There's a general builtin for detecting literally any kind of object/animal/etc.
It's not goat-specific
 
1:22 AM
@TuxCopter join in VSL room?
 
@ATaco can N be larger than 9?
 
For the purposes of this, no
 
@ATaco I wonder for how many languages the trivial solution is shorter
 
@ATaco cheddar: n->String::(1|>n=>i->i%2!=0?i:n-i+2).fuse
!=0 should be redundant but broken for some reason
 
Can't that be shortened to >0?
 
1:30 AM
nvm code is broken anyway
 
Woza
Just had a 1:30 drive in my dads new car
Miata MX-5 Rf
He drives like a mad man
 
if you thing mad man is bad try mad goat :P
 
He took corners recommended for 40
at 60
in a 55
up a hill
in a mountain road
oh yeah. it is dark
 
@TuxCopter are you there i have french help request :3
 
I can try helping
 
1:36 AM
@ATaco this is horribly long but it's the first thing I could think of and it's hard to write from my phone
I suppose that's what you get when you pick a language with 0 numerical support
 
@ConorO'Brien ok I have a couple questions
 
ok
fire away
 
I have question in format "Vous etes en classe"
would you use en or l'
 
en. l' I think would be "you are the class"
 
what about y?
en would be meaningless sentence no
 
1:41 AM
vous etes is you(pl) are
en is in
 
I am talking about pronoun en e.g. "Vous en etes"
 
hello
 
RProgN, Naïve Solution
 
oh wait I was about to ask a question when I remembered the answer
 
1:43 AM
oh y can replace any prepsitional phrase
 
I was going to ask: "what commands should a bot be able to use to request info like "what is my health?", except that health can be calculated from every time a bot is hit"
I remembered probably the score
 
@Downgoat I thought en meant "in" basically
so was afk
 
but then I realised that the score should probably be provided at the start of every turn
 
@Downgoat y'know, I've had 2 french teachers teach me y and I never got it until you said that >_>
 
@ConorO'Brien >__> brb becoming french teacher :P
 
1:45 AM
XD
 
@ConorO'Brien I thought so too but after further investigation it looks like a word that is used to mean whatever when the french people ran out of words to use
5
 
oh lol TIL
 
@Downgoat oh god I just realized you can probably drive
well that's gotta be interesting to see on the road
 
I can Legally drive.
But I don't, I might accidentally kill someone.
 
^ the reason I don't want to drive
 
1:50 AM
@Riker I mean there is difference between can and can legally buuut.... :P
 
@ATaco Stacked, 10 bytes: ascii'\W'%
 
Hey, the RProgN solution for that was also 10 bytes.
 
Although used an incredibly different method.
~(aA`_091{}:).
 
it looks like a forkbomb lol
 
1:57 AM
Nope, aA is both Lowercase and Uppercase Alphabet, `_ is a literal _, 091{}: is a for loop with no contents, so it just pushes all numbers 0 - 9 to the stack. Because it's wrapped in (), it's all a separate stack, which . concatenates.
 
2:08 AM
so what does ~ do?
 
Zero Space Segment.
 
so you'd have to have spaces between each char otherwise?
 
¬ ~Í× almost works
 
"Treats the following word as if it were a bunch of space separated words, splitting on Characters (In most cases)"
 
what does ? do in rprogn?
It's currently unassigned in stacked so I'm looking for ideas
 
2:11 AM
It's kind of like an if
 
You guys both beat V. 11 bytes, Try it online!
 
boolean function [function], if true, run the first function, if false, run the second one.
 
ahh cool
@DJMcMayhem >_> stacked is a non-esolang
hmm I'm going to try to outgolf you in V
 
:D I'll help you
 
Wait, the RProgN solution was 14 bytes.
Ahem
 
2:14 AM
is it possible to do a regex replace in insert mode? Ó doesn't work
 
Not in insert mode. You'll need to escape first
 
how do I insert escape on TIO
 
If you add the -v flag, you can use <esc>
 
9 bytes: Try it online!
8 bytes actually remove last /
 
user165474
I'm assuming <esc> is one byte?
 
2:17 AM
yea
the actual esc byte
 
But that's in the wrong order
 
what is -v doing?
 
I don't think order matters
 
If not then I already beat you :P
8 mins ago, by DJMcMayhem
¬ ~Í× almost works
 
oh
RIP
I semioutgolfed you
 
2:18 AM
The solutions are the same though, I'm just not familiar with the syntax
 
I cannot find × in the docs >_>
 
@ConorO'Brien Great solution though! A couple tips, 1) ¬ works in normal mode 2) you can take out the second slash, and 3) × == \W
 
Guys lets make a new tag
 
sooo I just got your solution except mine works only on the current line and was longer lol
 
homework-question
 
user165474
2:21 AM
...
 
@ConorO'Brien It's kinda in the docs. It's the ASCII value of W with the high-bit set. So you could write it in verbose mode as <M-W>. More info
 
Genius right?
Every question tagged with that is auto removed
 
user165474
Just to make people trying to get homework help to think they're just not getting answers?
 
Technically, with the mnemonics and everything, your solution is i<M-,> ~<esc><M-S><M-W>/
 
user165474
2:22 AM
That actually doesn't seem like a downright horrible idea.
 
A bot would post random comments and the question would be hidden
 
user165474
That sounds like it would be quite a bit of work, but it sounds like an interesting idea.
 
I will go meta post
 
user165474
On PPCG or SO?
 
Didn't you already post about that a couple days ago?
Here it is:
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A: Is code trolling on homework questions OK? NOPE!

Martin EnderNo. (Body must be at least 30 characters; you entered 3.) (Honestly, I don't even see why this is something that needs to be discussed. This isn't reddit. Regardless of how misguided some user's attempt at using the site may be, trolling them can only be detrimental to PPCG's reputation.)

 
2:25 AM
It is not code trolling
 
Just read the answer.
 
Woah, the minecraft launcher just updated
 
ferrsum I have
i wrote the question
 
Read it again.
 
i commented on the answer
 
2:26 AM
@DJMcMayhem what does <M-'char'> mean?
 
I just re read it
It is a way of weeding out questions not trolling
They could be placed in a review que
 
@ConorO'Brien Use 'char' but with the high-bit set. All of the mnemonics are based off of that (because it's super easy to type in vim, you just hold 'alt')
 
so, the M represents holding alt?
 
So, since the mnemonic for Ó is <M-S>, you can type it in vim with alt-S, or just use the mnemonic for it in verbose mode
 
cool!
 
2:28 AM
@ConorO'Brien Yeah, pretty much. In vim-speak it's 'meta' but effectively alt
 
that would explain the M lol
 
Actually, one improvement I want to make to verbose mode is to print the compressed version out to STDERR. I think that would be very convenient
 
maybe add a flag to signal transpiling to V?
 
@ConorO'Brien Hey, if you're learning V, do you want some practice challenges? I could Make up some CMC's that I think V would be particularly good at
 
0
Q: A homework-question tag to weed out questions

Christopher PeartSo in TNB I had the idea for a new tag. Homework-question. These questions would be tagged by a higher rep user (or poster). They would be placed in a review queue and discreetly taken care of. You could even add a bot to comment stuff like "Please don't post homework questions" these questions w...

 
2:35 AM
@DJMcMayhem That'd be nice, but I don't know the language very well >_> probably should start with vim tho.
 
Why? It might make more sense as an esolang than for text editing.
 
yeah. V is Vim but golfy. So learning vim is effectively learning V
I'd never use vim for text editing (sorry DJ)
 
@ChristopherPeart Aww, I had already started writing an answer
 
:P
Yeah i was told there was no need
 
hey, I'm just a voice. don't make your decision solely upon me >_>
 
2:42 AM
Fine i undeleted
Waiting for meta to destroy it
 
1
Q: Draw the Ingress glyphs

Pietu1998In the location-based AR mobile game way of life Ingress the player can hack things called portals in order to get items. (If you are interested in Ingress, you can ping me in chat for more info. Trust me, it's better than Pokémon. If you end up downloading it, remember to choose the Resistance.)...

 
-2
A: Output numbers up to 2^n-1, "sorted"

Kratos007 Its just really hard to get a genuine and trusted hacker but you are lucky if you get to contact hackmichael007@gmail.com which services includes Hacking. Tracking. Spying. Cloning. Retrieving of deleted text, pictures and videos. Upgrading results. Adding your name to guest invitation list. Prov...

lol
 
you know, cuz we're hackers
 
Cloning? That thing isn't like the others.
What species does he do?
 
priceless gem
 
2:44 AM
-2
Q: A homework-question tag to weed out questions

Christopher PeartSo in TNB I had the idea for a new tag. Homework-question. These questions would be tagged by a higher rep user (or poster). They would be placed in a review queue and discreetly taken care of. You could even add a bot to comment stuff like "Please don't post homework questions" these questions w...

 
3:07 AM
Generally, if people are trying to get their solved through us or StackOverflow, they just need a nudge in the right direction. Tell them that we don't do their work, and inspire them to work through it.
 
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@DJMcMayhem How do you think this is? (A lot of it is blatantly ripped off from Undo's MailWithSpammers. :P)
 
@Doorknob Hmm. Looks pretty great to me, but I think you need more tech-y words so that they know you know what you're talking about.
 
Good point. I'll throw in some "big data" and "agile development" and "internet of things," just to make sure they know I'm competent.
 
lol
@feersum potato salads only
 
@Doorknob p.s. can you bring fluffy back?
 
3:24 AM
who?
 
fluffy, he asked you to bring fluffy back
do you mean mods aren't omniscient?
 
3:41 AM
who is fluffy?
 
@Dooknob pure gold. dont change a thing
maybe run it through google translate a few times
 
@Doorknob do you usually use that email address?
 
Try swapping the chard and man if you don't get it.
 
The answer is no.
 
3:44 AM
but I wondered whether it was a fake email address, and whether he emails people with it that often if it was
 
I created it just now for this purpose.
 
> richman ... very rich and having lots of $$$
 
@Doorknob Tell us if you get a reply
 
what are these potato salads people speak of?
 
If they send you a link tell them it doesnt load in your copy of netscape navigator 4
 
Oh man. This guy...
@feersum Cloning of SIM cards presumably
I honestly wonder if that's his real name. If it is it's even more hilarious.
 
@quartata Undo's spammer was pretty great (1 2 3 4 5).
7
 
Oh man. "seven gigahertz better than regular hacker"
They can probably hear me laughing in Micronesia
 
You recognize the phone number in #4, right? :)
 
3:56 AM
That has to be a troll, no-one can take those emails seriously.
Not even the dumbest of scammers can think that's legit.
 
well, what does the scammer think he'll lose by answering it
also maybe he thinks they are some dumb kid
everyone knows "script kiddies" like to write badly and stuff
 
@Doorknob sshhh no spoilers I'm going sequentially
@Doorknob yes yes I do
 
what is the phone number?
 
a classic passed down from generation to generation in charcoal hq
a reminder of a simpler time
dont call it though +91 is india in case you couldn't tell
 
0
Q: How do we deal with poorly made homework questions

Destructible WatermelonExample: http://codegolf.stackexchange.com/questions/109337/java-program-for-build-report this user just copy and pasted some homework assignment, which is not appropriate for any SE site. However, we referred them to SO. People like to post in chat things like Please get your question close...

 
wat
4:52 AM
Please tell me, is using an Apple bluetooth keyboard a good idea?
I'm running linux with all the necessary kernel module mods installed
 
5:23 AM
@NewMetaPosts This Link on SO seems a good starting place
 
5:36 AM
Hi
 
Noone has answered the tetris with GoL, so I'm trying to make a question to make another game with GoL
and that game is: Cookie Clicker.
 
Hmm... I would say no
 
Why not :\
 
The reason they are having trouble is because of the immensity of coding anything
 
5:38 AM
How do you take input in GoL..?
 
The problem is not that it is tetris, so much as it is arbitrary code for a game
 
@ATaco Maybe, clicking on a cell could be input
 
A single cell?
 
Yeah
(I think)
 
How awefully godly.
You've created life, arranged it in such a way that it does exactly what you want, as long as you bring cells either into life our out of life.
 
5:40 AM
The way Tetris is going to work is by the creation of metapixels to emulate wireworld, where they use specific gates etc to make a computer, essentially
 
Death and Rebirth as an interface is kind of horrific.
 
For reference, this is a metapixel. Note the size.
Maybe once tetris is finished, it will be viable, but for now, It's just another thing on the GOL To Do list
 
Note the Generations, Jesus Christ.
From ON to OFF in as little as 35,328 generations!
 
And that is just one cell in the wireworld emulation
 
Can we do the clock with something like the gospers glider gun (in GoL)
 
5:45 AM
We need the metapixel because it lets us define arbitrary rules in a simulation. If we wanted, we could emulate GOL itself
 
Also, it's just Wire World, so you can do anything that can be done in Wire World.
 
is GoL turing complete
 
A better question would be "create X in wireworld"
 
37
A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

PhiNotPiThis is not a challenge. I am using the sandbox to... sandbox stuff. My Progress I'm not anywhere near the completion of this, but I've got an attack plan. They key word here is "abstraction." If a problem seems too esoteric to solve (as in this whole challenge), just abstract it to the nex...

 
5:51 AM
The polyglot challenge reached 40 answers.
 
wat
@betseg omg
 
Yesterday, in fact.
 
wat
holy crap
how is that even possible
In other news, my Bluetooth connection is only transferring at 51 KB/s. Both devices are Bluetooth 4.0 compatible
 
@wat My wi-fi dips below that at times
 
wat
thats sad
 
6:01 AM
It's clearly something wrong with my router, ethernet I get 10-20 MB/s
 
wat
@Pavel Then it isn't your router
It's the wi-fi radio
How much do you pay for
 
Which is built into my router
@wat I don't know, I'm not the one who maintains it.
 
wat
ok
 
6:34 AM
I'm making a checkbox in WIREWORLD
and its hard af
holy crap
 
I have an idea for a lang: a 2D "memory" that can store numbers and a "bot" which can store and retrieve the numbers and do stuff depending on those numbers?
Or is that too generic
 
7:06 AM
0
Q: How many pages of Google results?

retniktHow many pages of Google results? Challenge Take the input HTTP GET http://google.com/search?q=%input% where %input% is the input Parse the HTML and extract the number of search result pages that Google has fit that search term. Rules Use of URL shorteners, mirrors, proxies or the Google ...

 
7:27 AM
codegolf.stackexchange.com/questions/108798/… <-- bounty ends in two days, someone solve it!
 
0
Q: Fraction Frenzy!

Qwerp-DerpTask: Your task is make the smallest program possible that generates the list of reciprocals of the Fraction Frenzy function (FF(n)) given a positive integer n. Introduction: Before I can introduce the FF function, I have to first explain Egyptian fractions. Egyptian Fractions: Egyptian frac...

 
@Zgarb How do I make a factorial function in lambda calculus?
This message is to all people who know LC BTW
 
My guess would be:
1. Make a multiplication function
2. Make a "fold over numbers 1 through n" function
3. Combine them
4. Profit!
But I don't know how to do any of those steps in lambda calculus.
 
7:44 AM
@DLosc That's exactly my problem :(
 
So maybe start with an addition function (since, from what I remember about LC, you have to use some funky combinations of functions just to represent natural numbers).
Then repeated addition can be used for multiplication.
 
@DLosc I have all of that covered, I'm just confused about the conditionals - they have a factorial function but it's completely in pseudocode, which isn't helpful at all
 
I'm currently implementing a 2D esolang based on moving bits around the playfield. The working name is BitCycle. Any better name ideas before I put it on GitHub?
 
8:00 AM
@DLosc Maybe name it Bitzip? I'm thinking of better names
Moving Bit by Bit?
 
Name it Bitshits and claim it was a typo for bit shifts.
 
Name it '>>' since its the operator for bitshifting
 
@MatthewRoh @feersum There isn't really any bit-shifting involved--bits aren't even connected as numbers/bitstrings, they move independently. It's sort of like a cross between ><> and Bitwise Cyclic Tag.
 
ehm
so, self-editing?
 
If there is a bit and it moves, I call it a bit shift.
 
8:11 AM
@MatthewRoh No, without the self-editing commands of ><>.
 
@feersum call it a bit-movement
 
@feersum Ah, I see. Still, the term is a bit ambiguous.
 
@MatthewRoh heh
 
Well, should I make an esolang consisting of... qubits?
 
0
Q: Find letter-similar words in a word list

user173897(I am not sure that this is the best place to put this question, but I will give it a shot. Forgive me if it is improper. This is just a fun project with which I am tinkering and I am looking for advice on how best to implement it; but it is also something of a 'challenge' (not implying that it i...

 
8:20 AM
@MatthewRoh Like this?
 
eh
maybe
 
It's a good morning when your paper gets accepted
 
\o/
 
@Fatalize What's the paper about?
Making an inputbox thing in Processing Java :)
 
@Qwerp-Derp Recognizing inhabitants activities in smart homes, basically
 
8:38 AM
@Qwerp-Derp We should have a "Golf an EditText/textarea" challenge
 
I just learned something about how resistors work!
damn it's slipping away
ok, my knowledge came back again
why does the understanding keep falling out of my head?
 
8:55 AM
In 1999 there was an earthquake near Istanbul that killed 17000. North Anatolian Fault has been active since 1939 and there has been 10 earthquakes above 7 in magnitude. In 1509 there was an earthquake in Marmara Sea that created a tsunami and killed 10000.
Last week there were over 20 quakes bigger than 4 magnitude in Marmara Sea.
I'm scared :s
 
@KritixiLithos Vim, one byte: i :P
 
9:11 AM
@KritixiLithos Golf a button?
We're all hopping on the bandwagon aren't we?
Dammit everything Helka starts is guaranteed to be a bandwagon now
 
1
Q: Life is a Maze: We take the wrong Path before we learnt to walk

Kevin CruijssenInput: A maze containing the characters: -- (horizontal wall); | (vertical wall); + (connection); (walking space); I (entrance); U (exit). I.e. an input could look like this: +--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+ I | | | + +--+--+--+ + + + +--+ + | ...

 
@Qwerp-Derp Then Golf a spinner. Hmm, I think a non-builtin Spinner would be challenging to make
At least it would be harder than a button or a checkbox
 
9:47 AM
Hooray I realised why resistors work in a circuit with other things
 
2
Q: Determine the type of Cuboid

Kevin CruijssenIntroduction: I'm a twisty puzzles collector. Here you can see my current collection of ± 300 puzzles. I think everyone knows the regular Rubik's Cube (3x3x3 Cube), which is a NxNxN Cube. There are also Cuboids (block-shaped puzzles), which come in different forms, perhaps better explained by S...

 
@KritixiLithos does this work codepen.io/anon/pen/QdVQXK
 
@betseg What is it supposed to do?
 
@KritixiLithos spin?
It doesn't on your browser?
 
9:56 AM
For me it spins once, then spins another time at a slower speed, and then repeats the process
 
Because it doesn't have linear. It only makes code longer.
 
Question for native english speakers: is doable a common word or is feasible preferable?
(in the context of a scientific paper)
 
@betseg That is not the spinner I meant, if you were trying to make that :P
 
Aww :p
 
10:01 AM
Click on the link, it shows you what sort of Spinner I mean
 
@Fatalize Uhh feasible sounds better
I think doable is probs too layman for a scientific paper
 
@KritixiLithos I did it but accidentally closed without saving ;_;
 
Thanks
 
10:28 AM
Mini question: Code-golf to render STL files
 
10:40 AM
@KritixiLithos what about that? codepen.io/anon/pen/WRgzqM
 
@KritixiLithos ahh
 
I know, its name is a bit counter-intuitive
 
or however that meme goes anyway
 
10:43 AM
@KritixiLithos <select> in HTML, then
 
I can't believe they actually did research on that!
 
@betseg This still is pretty neat, though
 
> But no one has ever found evidence that calculating finer and finer values of pi will ever reveal an end to the string or that there is any regular pattern to be found within it.
are you <grawlix> kidding me?
 
@KritixiLithos thanks
 
of course there's no end to the string, it's irrational! it's transcendental too!
> [describing pi's decimals] ... apparently endless ...
why‽
 

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